Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

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'''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.

== Rules ==
#You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
#The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
#Quotes can be from all ''The Simpsons'' media except from ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' and ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''; as they have their own portals in the wiki with their featured quotes.

== How to nominate ==
Do your quote like this: 
<nowiki>{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}</nowiki>

If it is more than one line, do it like this: 
<nowiki>{{Quote|line 1 line 2 line 3|Who said it|What episode}}</nowiki>

If it is between two or more people, do it like this: 
<nowiki>{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}} 
{{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}} 
{{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}</nowiki>

The episodes don't need square brackets.

== Nominations ==
=== "[[Yolo]]" ===
{{Quote|Did your hair burn off in a fire that trapped you in a candy factory?|Homer's pen pal (name needed)|}}
{{Quote|Oh, I wish!|[[Homer]]}}
=== "[[Team Homer]]" ===
{{Quote|You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!|[[Moe Syzlak]]|Team Homer}}
[[User:13JThomas|JThomas]] ([[User talk:13JThomas|talk]]) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
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#Meh. [[User:Solar Dragon|The]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|Solar]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Dragon]] 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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=== "[[Bart's Inner Child]]" ===
{{Quote|¡Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!|[[Brad Goodman]]}}
{{Quote|I, er, can't commit to a relationship.|[[Mayor Quimby]]}}
{{Quote|I'm too nice!|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
{{Quote|I have problems with--|[[Apu]]}}
{{Quote|I'm always interrupting people!|[[Lenny]]|Bart's Inner Child}}
:A Good quote.(I think we have too many nominations) / [[User:Loco87|'''Loco87''']] ([[User talk:Loco87|'''Talk''']] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|Contribs]]) 16:48, May 10, 2015 (EDT)

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# Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 08:30, September 29, 2015 (EDT)

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=== "[[Burns' Heir]]" ===
{{Quote|But my mom says I'm cool!|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]|Burns' Heir}}
:A fun quote.. / [[User:Loco87|'''Loco87''']] ([[User talk:Loco87|'''TALK''']] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|Contribs]]) 20:51, January 13, 2016 (EST)

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Classic Milhouse [[User:T-Mac|T-Mac]] ([[User talk:T-Mac|talk]]) 21:29, March 10, 2018 (EST)

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=== "[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]" ===
{{Quote|Um, if anybody finds a grenade without a pin, that's mine.|[[Iggy Wiggum]]|Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"}}
:A Wiggum-ism. / [[User:Loco87|'''Loco87''']] ([[User talk:Loco87|'''Talk''']] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|Contribs]]) 13:47, May 24, 2016 (EDT)

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=== "[[Simpsorama]]" ===
{{Quote|Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?|[[Lisa Simpson]]}}
{{Quote|Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.|[[Professor Farnsworth]]}}
{{Quote|But how did Bender get here?|[[Professor Frink]]}}
{{Quote|With a time machine.|[[Professor Farnsworth]]|Simpsorama}}
:Funny quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''Loco87''']] ([[User talk:Loco87|'''TALK''']] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|Contribs]]) 14:09, July 4, 2016 (EDT)

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# Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 13:54, May 15, 2017 (EDT)

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=== "[[Moho House]]" ===
{{Quote|I just have to accept that you're never going to change.|[[Marge]] (to Homer)}}
{{Quote|No, I changed before! I lost my hair and got fat!|[[Homer]]|Moho House}}
:Fun quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''Loco87''']] ([[User talk:Loco87|'''Talk''']] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|Contribs]]) 11:03, May 23, 2017 (EDT)

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=== "[[Homerazzi]]" ===
{{Quote|Sir, we've been here six times this month.|[[Flint Drywall]]}}
{{Quote|Yeah, but uh-- One of those I dialed 9-1-1 by mistake, but I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire. It feels good to tell the truth. No, I'm lying again, it feels bad.|[[Homer]]|Homerazzi}}
:Great quote and Homer-ism. / [[User:Loco87|'''Loco87''']] ([[User talk:Loco87|'''TALK''']] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|'''Contribs''']]) 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)

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=== "[[Colonel Homer]]" ===
{{Quote|Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!|[[Lurleen Lumpkin]]}}
{{Quote|Hey! ''[relaxes]'' Oh, you meant that as a compliment.|[[Homer]]|Colonel Homer}}
:Great quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''Loco87''']] ([[User talk:Loco87|'''TALK''']] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|'''Contribs''']]) 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)

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=== "[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]" ===
{{Quote|I heartily endorse this event or product.|[[Krusty the Clown]]|Lisa the Beauty Queen}} [[User:T-Mac|T-Mac]] ([[User talk:T-Mac|talk]]) 21:27, March 10, 2018 (EST)

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