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White Christmas Blues

2013-12-11T23:32:07Z

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'''"White Christmas Blues"''' will be a Christmas-themed episode and the 8th episode of [[season 25]], that will air in December 15, 2013<ref name="SpoilerTV Fox Holiday Themed Episodes 2013"/>. It was written by the late [[Don Payne]].<ref name="DonPayne">[http://tv.yahoo.com/news/r-p-don-payne-152031803.html Yahoo! News - R.I.P. Don Payne]</ref> It will be the first Christmas episode since "[[Holidays of Future Passed]]" and the sixteenth Christmas episode of the show.

== Synopsis ==
Springfield is inundated with holiday revelers after the nuclear power plant springs a radiation leak, causing snow to fall all over town. When the tourists drive up Christmas shopping prices, Marge opens up the Simpsons’ house to boarders.<ref name="SpoilerTV Fox Holiday Themed Episodes 2013">[http://www.spoilertv.com/2013/11/fox-holiday-themed-episodes-various.html#ixzz2l8bULiyl SpoilerTV Fox Holiday Themed Episodes 2013]</ref> The venture quickly becomes disastrous and destroys the holiday for the Simpsons. To try to entertain their guests, the Simpsons watch many dreadful TV holiday specials, including "the snow king who ate his children".<ref name="Ho-Ho-Ho-mer in another holiday special">[http://www.thestarphoenix.com/life/another+holiday+special/9232022/story.html Ho-Ho-Ho-mer in another holiday special]</ref>
During one fantasy sequence, the baby Jesus attends the Cornell School of Hotel Management.<ref name="Ho-Ho-Ho-mer in another holiday special"/>
Homer certainly thinks 'Christmas isn't commercial enough' when Lisa gives him radish seeds for her present.<ref name="Ho-Ho-Ho-mer in another holiday special"/>
== Production ==
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== References ==
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{{Season 25}}

[[Category:Christmas episodes]]

The Kid Is All Right

2013-10-29T22:02:23Z

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"'''The Kid is All Right'''" is an upcoming [[season 25]] episode that will air sometime in late [[2013]] or 2014.<ref>[http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?Search_Arg=PAu003678517&Search_Code=REGS&PID=lo0kLNf7CLbmodp9JhcpvMUoGSPY&SEQ=20130608012442&CNT=25&HIST=1 PAu003678517 at the United States Copyright Office]</ref>

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A new student comes to Springfield Elementary called Isabel Gutierrez, who is Lisa's intellectual equal. Lisa and Isabel become fast best friends but things take a left turn when they realize they have different political views - Isabel is a republican. They end up running against each other in the second-grade election, and then we flash to the future where they’re engaged in an actual presidential debate — and Anderson Cooper is the moderator.

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"'''The Kid is All Right'''" is an upcoming [[season 25]] episode that will air sometime in late [[2013]] or 2014.<ref>[http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?Search_Arg=PAu003678517&Search_Code=REGS&PID=lo0kLNf7CLbmodp9JhcpvMUoGSPY&SEQ=20130608012442&CNT=25&HIST=1 PAu003678517 at the United States Copyright Office]</ref>

==Sypnosis==
A new student comes to Springfield Elementary called Isabel Gutierrez, who is Lisa's intellectual equal. Lisa and Isabel become fast best friends but things take a left turn when they realize they have different political views - Isabel is a republican. They end up running against each other in the second-grade election, and then we flash to the future where they’re engaged in an actual presidential debate — and Anderson Cooper is the moderator.

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The Kid Is All Right

2013-10-29T22:01:53Z

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2013-10-29T22:01:03Z

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A new student comes to Springfield Elementary called Isabel Gutierrez, who is Lisa's intellectual equal. Lisa and Isabel become fast best friends but things take a left turn when they realize they have different political views - Isabel is a republican. They end up running against each other in the second-grade election, and then we flash to the future where they’re engaged in an actual presidential debate — and Anderson Cooper is the moderator.

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[[Category:2013]]

Season 25

2013-10-18T12:08:27Z

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'''Season 25''' is the current season of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' that is set to air from September 29, [[2013]] to spring [[2014]]. Shortly before the season's second episode, the show was renewed for a [[Season 26|twenty-sixth season]].<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/notes/the-simpsons/fox-extends-yellow-streak-with-record-setting-26th-season-pick-up-of-the-simpson/10151913331318656 The Simpsons Facebook page]</ref>. The first table read for the season was on March 7, 2013.<ref>http://wp.me/p1IXQ4-Av</ref> This season premiered on September 29, 2013 with the episode "[[Homerland]]".

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{{TCsT|color=white|The “Treehouse Of Horror XXIV” episode dives into three tales – “Oh The Places You’ll D’oh,” “Dead and Shoulders,” and “Freaks no Geeks.”

“Oh The Places You’ll D’oh”

“Oh The Places You’ll D’oh” is a spin on a “rhyming Dr. Seuss-ian tale.” But instead of “The Cat in The Hat,” Homer plays “The Fat in The Hat” and wreaks havoc on the poor town of Springfield.

“Dead and Shoulders”

“Dead and Shoulders” certainly isn’t a spin on the hair product “Head & Shoulders.” In this “spine-tingling” tale, Bart is involved in a horrifying kite accident … that leaves him beheaded. But Bart isn’t dead and gone. Instead his head is attached to Lisa’s body and the two siblings “must live together as one.”

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The circus is coming to town in this “Treehouse of Horror XXIV” story. Set in Springfieldland in the 1930s, the Burnsum and Bailey Circus (Mr. Burns’ traveling circus) has stopped into town. Starring trapeze artist Marge and Strong Man Homer, the circus is anything but a joyous event when “circus freak Moe starts to make advances towards Marge.”|7}}

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Four Springfielders are prompted to try to right past regrets following the funeral of a beloved neighbor. Homer regrets selling his Apple stock to buy a bowling ball, Marge worries she caused Bart’s rebellious streak, Mr. Burns reminisces about a romance he gave up with a beautiful Parisian woman and Kent Brockman admits he was too afraid to leave local news and follow his former partner Rachel Maddow (guest appearing as herself) to cable news.<ref>http://www.spoilertv.com/2013/10/the-simpsons-episode-2503-four.html#ixzz2hufkodt9</ref> In a moment of truth during Brockman’s meeting at the [[Fox News]], Aaron Sorkin appears in a thought bubble above Brockman’s head and advises the anchor on whether or not he should work for the cable channel.<ref>http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/12/20/the-simpsons-aaron-sorkin/</ref>

Guest starring: [[Joe Namath]] as {{ch|Joe Namath|himself}}, [[Gordon Ramsay]] as {{ch|Gordon Ramsay|himself}}, and [[Aaron Sorkin]] as himself|7|color=white}}

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{{TCsT|Gretchen, a woman stuck in an elevator, with Homer gives birth to a baby with Homer's help, which she names Homer, Jr.<ref>[http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/elisabeth-moss-will-guest-star-on-the-simpsons.html Mad Men’s Elisabeth Moss Will Guest-Star on The Simpsons Next Fall]</ref><ref>[https://twitter.com/TheSimpsons/status/358682918698233856 Twitter Elizabeth Moss tweet]</ref>

Guest starring [[Elisabeth Moss]] as Gretchen|7|color=white}}

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{{TCsT|color=white|The Simpsons go to an amusement park where the lines for the rides are terrible, except for this one rocket called Journey to Your Future. They end up on [[Kang and Kodos]] home planet [[Rigel VII]].<ref>[http://www.tvguide.com/News/Simpsons-Space-Al-Jean-1053325.aspx TV Guide.com - Keck's Exclusives: The Simpsons in Space]</ref>|7}}

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{{TCsT|30 years from now, Jenda is dating a crab-like alien creature and … she’s still not getting along with Bart. Bart is trying to get over his divorce and he does it in a bit of a Total Recall-type way.<ref>http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/09/11/simpsons-amy-poehler/</ref> Homer keeps dieing and becomes a hologram.<ref>[https://twitter.com/TheSimpsons/status/358678511160016897 The Simpsons Holidays of Future Passed Tweet]</ref>

Guest starring [[Amy Poehler]] as Jenda|7|color=white}}

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{{TB|January 2014<ref name="StealThisEpisode">[http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/10/10/simpsons-judd-apatow-channing-tatum-rudd-rogen-mann/ Inside TV - "'Simpsons' episode to feature voices of Judd Apatow, Channing Tatum, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann and Seth Rogen -- EXCLUSIVE"]</ref>}}
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{{TCsT|Deputy Director Gratman, the FBI's anti-piracy boss, is tasked with hunting down Homer, who stands accused of illegally downloading a movie.<ref name="tvline"/> Fed up with movie theaters, Homer is taught by Bart how to illegally download films, and he starts screening them in his backyard for folks in Springfield. One of the movies that Homer shows is a ''{{W|This is 40}}''-esque Apatow dramedy titled ''Life is Funny'' that stars Mann and Rudd. Halford winds up singing a parody of the Judas Priest classic "Breaking The Law” in an effort to nab Homer, while Apatow testifies against our patriarch "with a hilarious, self-important speech about Hollywood people".<ref name="StealThisEpisode"/>

Guest starring [[Will Arnett]] as Deputy Director Gratman, [[Judd Apatow]], [[Leslie Mann]], [[Paul Rudd]], [[Seth Rogen]], [[Channing Tatum]] and [[Rob Halford]] as himself.|7|color=white}}

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{{TCsT|[[Homer]] stands to ruin a blossoming relationship between [[Comic Book Guy]] and an attractive young Japanese woman/manga fan and he getting married. [[Stan Lee]] swings by [[Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop|Comic Book Guy]]’s store and doles out some advice on comics, romance, and, yes, romance comics.<ref>[http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/03/28/the-simpsons-stan-lee/ http://insidetv.ew.com]</ref><ref name="spinoff"/>

Guest starring: [[Stan Lee]] as himself and [[Harlan Ellison]] as himself<ref>[http://www.tvguide.com/News/Simpsons-Turns-25-1071375.aspx TV Guide - "The Simpsons Turns 25 With Kristen Wiig, Guillermo Del Toro And More"]</ref>|7|color=white}}

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{{TCsT|A new student comes to [[Springfield Elementary]] called Isabel, who is Lisa's intellectual equal.<ref name="EvaLongoria">[http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/news/a488634/eva-longoria-talks-the-simpsons-role.html DigitalSpy.co.uk - Eva Longoria talks 'The Simpsons' role]</ref> Lisa and Isabel become fast friends but things take a left turn when they realize they have different political views - Isabel is a [[Springfield Republican Party|republican]]. They end up running against each other in the second-grade election, and then we flash to the future where they’re engaged in an actual presidential debate — and Anderson Cooper is the moderator. <ref>[http://www.tvguide.com/News/Kecks-Eva-Longoria-Simpsons-1066439.aspx TV Guide - "Keck's Exclusives First Look: Eva Longoria Meets The Simpsons"]</ref> <ref name="cooper"/>

Guest starring [[Eva Longoria]] as Isabel<ref name="EvaLongoria"/> and [[Anderson Cooper]] as {{ch|Anderson Cooper|himself}}<ref name="cooper">[http://tvline.com/2013/05/16/the-simpsons-anderson-cooper-presidential-debate-future/ http://tvline.com]</ref>|7|color=white}}

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{{TCsT| Lisa getting recruited as a cheerleader for the local pro football team.<ref name="fox season"/>|7|color=white}}

{{TBT|}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB| }}
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{{TCsT|[[Sideshow Bob]] returns as a food scientist.<ref name="ewgallery">[http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20302134_20730347_30011811,00.html Entertainment Weekly - "Fall TV 2013 Scouting Report: 35 Comedies"]</ref>

Guest starring [[Kelsey Grammer]] as [[Sideshow Bob]].|7|color=white}}

{{TBT|}}
{{TB|}}
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{{TB|May 2014}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|}}
{{TCsT|[[John Oliver]] guest stars as [[Wilkes John Booth]], a neighbor Marge has never met.<ref>[http://tvline.com/2013/10/04/exclusive-the-simpsons-targets-daily-shows-john-oliver-to-play-wilkes-john-booth/ TVLine - Exclusive: ''The Simpsons'' Targets ''Daily Show''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s John Oliver to Play 'Wilkes John Booth']</ref>

Guest starring [[John Oliver]] as [[Wilkes John Booth]]|7|color=white}}

{{TBT|}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"<ref name="SimpsoramaScript">[http://i.imgur.com/RlCRuFz.png Script photo]</ref>}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[J. Stewart Burns]]<ref name="EW Comic-con">[http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/07/20/the-simpsons-futurama-crossover-epsidoe/ Inside TV - "'The Simpsons' to join forces with 'Futurama' for crossover episode"]</ref>}}
{{TB|SABF16<ref name="SimpsoramaScript"/>}}
{{TCsT|A crossover with ''[[Futurama]]'', the Planet Express team comes to [[Springfield]]. Hypnotoad will also make an appearance.<ref name="cinemablend">[http://www.cinemablend.com/television/simpsons-2013-comic-con-panel-live-blog-57655.html Cinema Blend - "The Simpsons 2013 Comic-Con Panel Live Blog"]</ref> The plot will revolve around Bender and Bart, Bender has to come back from the future to kill Bart because there’s something that Bart does now that makes the future really, really, really bad. The recording starts at September 19, 2013.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VJNu-jfGJY</ref> It will be the season final or the next season premier (if FOX renewed the series for another season). Some scenes will be based in the comic ''[[Futurama/Simpsons Infinitely Secret Crossover Crisis]]''.<ref name="EW Comic-con"/>

Guest starring: [[Billy West]] as [[Philip J. Fry]], [[Katey Sagal]] as [[Leela]], [[John DiMaggio]] as [[Bender]], [[Phil LaMarr]] and [[Maurice LaMarche]].|7|color=white}}
}}

== Notes ==
*[[Judd Apatow]], writer/director of Knocked Up, Superbad and The 40-Year-Old Virgin, will be writing an episode of The Simpsons in season 25 where Homer is hypnotized to think he's ten years old and becomes friends with Bart.<ref>http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/11/20/the-simpsons-judd-apatow-conan</ref>
*[[Don Payne]], who passed away on March 25th 2013, will have two episodes that will air posthumously in the 25th season, "White Christmas Blues" and "Labor Pains"<ref>http://tv.yahoo.com/news/r-p-don-payne-152031803.html</ref>
*[[Anderson Cooper]] recorded his line at May 13, 2013.<ref name="cooper"/>
*There will be a "very musical" episode that will be the second musical episode after "[[All Singing, All Dancing]]" from [[Season 9]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/TheSimpsons/status/358682520562315264 Twitter Al Jean "very musical" tweet]</ref>

=== Other guest stars ===
*Other guest stars slated to appear in season 25 are:
**[[Christiane Amanpour]]<ref name="foxseason25">[http://www.fox.com/programming/shows/?sh=the-simpsons Fox.com - The Simpsons Season 25]</ref>
**[[Rachel Maddow]]<ref name="foxseason25"/>
**[[Joe Mantegna]] as {{ap|Fat Tony|second}}<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/joemantegna/posts/10151697206269482 Joe Mantegna's Facebook post - "Off to record another Fat Tony episode for The Simpsons. " I don't get mad, I get Stabby" F.T."]</ref>
**[[Max von Sydow]]<ref>https://twitter.com/mattselman/status/382192114139795456</ref>
**[[Kelsey Grammer]] as [[Sideshow Bob]]<ref name="ewgallery"/>
**[[John Oliver]] as [[Wilkes John Booth]], a previously unseen neighbor of the [[Simpson family]] who [[Marge]] has never met.<ref>[http://tvline.com/2013/10/04/exclusive-the-simpsons-targets-daily-shows-john-oliver-to-play-wilkes-john-booth/ TVLine - Exclusive: The Simpsons Targets Daily Show's John Oliver to Play 'Wilkes John Booth']</ref><ref>[http://screencrush.com/the-simpsons-season-26-renewed-john-oliver/ ScreenCrush - ‘THE SIMPSONS’ RENEWED FOR SEASON 26, JOHN OLIVER TO GUEST IN SEASON 25]</ref>
**[[Nick Offerman]]<ref>[http://www.avclub.com/articles/exclusive-nick-offerman-is-going-to-be-on-the-simp,104064/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:Week1:Default AV Club - "Exclusive: Nick Offerman is going to be on The Simpsons. Non-exclusive: Nick Offerman loves Sam Elliott."]</ref>

== References ==
{{Reflist|2}}

{{Seasons}}

[[Category:2013]]
[[Category:2014]]
[[Category:Season 25| ]]

User:ProFan2011

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I'm ProFan2011.

{{User Tapped Out|ProFan2011}}
{{Userbox|[[File:The Simpsons.png|100px|link=The Simpsons]]|I'm a big fan of ''[[The Simpsons]]''.}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:Lisa the Skeptic.png|100px|link={{{1|Lisa the Skeptic}}}]]|My favorite episode's "[[Lisa the Skeptic]]".}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:Future Snake.png|100px|link={{{1|Holidays of Future Passed}}}]]|My least favorite episode's "[[Holidays of Future Passed]]". Bart lost Jenda (only seen one time) & his kids hate him. And also, on the upcoming [[Season 25]] episode, [[Days of Future Future]], he'll need to get Jenda back on Total-Recall like adventure. That's going to be cool.}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister 2.jpg|100px|link={{{1|On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister}}}]]|My second least favorite episode's "[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]". I have plenty for Bart, even Lisa's one of my favorite characters, along with Homer. Respect for Bart. He'll never forgive Lisa for that.}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:The Simpsons Movie.png|90px|link=The Simpsons Movie]]|I've seen ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''.}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:Canada.png|100px|link=Canada]]|I'm not from the USA, I'm canadian.}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:Homerland poster.png|90px|link=Homerland]]|I watched [[Homerland]].}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (4).jpg|100px|link=Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]|I watched [[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]].}}<noinclude>

List of episodes with unresolved endings

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ProFan2011:

{{Realworld}}
{{Incomplete}}
'''Episodes left an unusual point''' are episodes where they are as usual at the beginning, but at the end something quite major has changed and the change is nearly always not included in future episodes and it is not explained how they changed back.

== List ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Season}}
{{TH|Episode}}
{{TH|Change}}
{{TBT|[[Season 9|9]]}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TB|At the end, everyone in [[Springfield]] takes everything except a washcloth from the [[Simpson family|Simpson's]] [[742 Evergreen Terrace|house]].}}
{{TBT|[[Season 10|10]]}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TB|At the end, Springfield is flooded and it is left unknown how the water was drained.}}
{{TBT|[[Season 11|11]]}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TB|The episode is left hanging when Homer and Lisa Jr. are about to fall into the lava, interrupted by Betty White hosting a PBS pledge-a-thon. In [[Pygmoelian]], Homer is back in Springfield as normal.}}
{{TBT|[[Season 12|12]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TB|The episode ending at the Simpsons starting living at [[the Island]], but in the next episode was they back in [[Springfield]].}}
{{TRsT|[[Season 16|16]]|2}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TB|The kitchen of [[742 Evergreen Terrace|The Simpsons house]] was rebuilt, but in the next episode, the kitchen is back to normal.}}
{{TBT|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TB|[[Mr. Muntz|Nelson's dad]] got back, but it's unknown why he's gone after that episode.}}
{{TBT|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
{{TB|It is left unknown how [[Bart]] got back into Springfield Elementary.}}
{{TBT|[[Season 17|17]]}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TB|Ends with both [[Marge]] and [[Homer]] (and Bart) arrested and [[Lisa]] hearing their 'right-call' on the answering machine.}}
{{TBT|[[Season 21|21]]}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TB|In the end, the [[Springfield Elementary School]] is broken due to a earthquake caused by an old abandoned subway train drived by Bart and after, the people of school raise the flag, but the pole falls over and collapses school, but in the next episode, the school is back to normal as if nothing had happened.}}
{{TRsT|[[Season 23|23]]|2}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TB|[[Krusty]] gets a new show on HBOWTIME, and it is not said how/if Krusty got his original show back.}}
{{TBT|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TB|The family get dumped on [[Antarctica]] for causing a problem on [[Royalty Valhalla]]. It is left unknown how the family got back into Springfield, United States.}}
}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of chalkboard gags

2013-10-13T00:55:15Z

ProFan2011:

The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.

== [[Season 1]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 2]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TRsT|14|2}}
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not fake my way through life}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
{{TRsT|17|2}}
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun''' It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
{{TBT|24}}
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
{{TBT|25}}
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
{{TBT|26}}
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
{{TBT|27}}
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|29}}
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
{{TBT|30}}
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
{{TBT|31}}
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
{{TBT|32}}
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
{{TBT|33}}
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|34}}
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
{{TBT|35}}
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 3]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|36}}
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
{{TBT|37}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|38}}
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
{{TRsT|39|2}}
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|40}}
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
{{TBT|41}}
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''}}
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|42}}
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
{{TBT|43}}
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
{{TBT|44}}
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
{{TBT|45}}
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
{{TBT|46}}
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
{{TBT|47}}
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|48}}
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|49}}
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
{{TBT|50}}
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
{{TBT|51}}
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|52}}
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
{{TRsT|53|2}}
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
{{TBT|54}}
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
{{TBT|55}}
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|56}}
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
{{TBT|57}}
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
{{TBT|58}}
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|59}}
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 4]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|60}}
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
{{TBT|61}}
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|62}}
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
{{TBT|63}}
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}
{{TBT|64}}
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
{{TRsT|65|2}}
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:''' I will try to raise a better child}}
{{TBT|66}}
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
{{TBT|67}}
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
{{TBT|68}}
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
{{TBT|69}}
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
{{TBT|70}}
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
{{TBT|71}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
{{TBT|72}}
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
{{TBT|73}}
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
{{TB|2[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TBT|74}}
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
{{TBT|76}}
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|77}}
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|78}}
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
{{TBT|79}}
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
{{TBT|80}}
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
{{TBT|81}}
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 5]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|82}}
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
{{TBT|83}}
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
{{TBT|84}}
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
{{TBT|85}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
{{TBT|86}}
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
{{TBT|87}}
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
{{TBT|88}}
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
{{TBT|89}}
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}
{{TBT|90}}
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|91}}
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
{{TBT|92}}
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
{{TBT|93}}
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
{{TBT|94}}
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|95}}
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
{{TBT|96}}
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|97}}
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|98}}
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
{{TBT|100}}
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones}}
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
{{TBT|101}}
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|102}}
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|103}}
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 6]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|104}}
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
{{TBT|105}}
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
{{TBT|106}}
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|107}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
{{TBT|108}}
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
{{TBT|109}}
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
{{TBT|110}}
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
{{TBT|111}}
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
{{TBT|112}}
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
{{TBT|113}}
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
{{TBT|114}}
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
{{TBT|115}}
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TBT|116}}
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
{{TBT|117}}
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
{{TBT|118}}
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|119}}
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
{{TBT|120}}
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|121}}
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|122}}
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|123}}
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
{{TBT|124}}
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
{{TBT|125}}
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|126}}
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
{{TBT|127}}
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
{{TBT|128}}
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|129}}
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
{{TBT|130}}
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
{{TBT|131}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
{{TBT|132}}
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
{{TBT|133}}
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
{{TBT|134}}
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
{{TBT|135}}
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|136}}
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|137}}
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
{{TBT|138}}
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only do this once a year ''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TBT|139}}
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
{{TBT|140}}
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|141}}
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
{{TBT|142}}
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|143}}
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
{{TBT|144}}
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
{{TBT|145}}
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
{{TBT|146}}
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
{{TBT|147}}
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|148}}
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
{{TBT|149}}
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|150}}
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
{{TBT|151}}
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
{{TBT|152}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
{{TBT|153}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 8]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|154}}
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
{{TBT|155}}
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
{{TBT|156}}
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
{{TBT|157}}
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|158}}
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
{{TBT|159}}
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
{{TRsT|160|2}}
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
{{TBT|161}}
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
{{TBT|162}}
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
{{TBT|163}}
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
{{TBT|164}}
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|165}}
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
{{TBT|166}}
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
{{TBT|167}}
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
{{TBT|168}}
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
{{TBT|169}}
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
{{TBT|170}}
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
{{TBT|171}}
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
{{TBT|172}}
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
{{TBT|173}}
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
{{TBT|174}}
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|175}}
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
{{TBT|176}}
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|177}}
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
{{TBT|178}}
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 9]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|179}}
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|180}}
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
{{TBT|181}}
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
{{TBT|182}}
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
{{TBT|183}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
{{TBT|184}}
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
{{TBT|185}}
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
{{TBT|186}}
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
{{TBT|187}}
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
{{TBT|188}}
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|189}}
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
{{TBT|190}}
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
{{TBT|191}}
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
{{TBT|192}}
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
{{TBT|193}}
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
{{TBT|194}}
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
{{TBT|195}}
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|196}}
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
{{TBT|197}}
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
{{TBT|198}}
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}
{{TBT|199}}
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
{{TBT|200}}
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]] ''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
{{TBT|201}}
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
{{TBT|202}}
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|203}}
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 10]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|204}}
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
{{TBT|205}}
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|206}}
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|207}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
{{TBT|208}}
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address ''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}
{{TBT|209}}
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
{{TBT|210}}
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
{{TBT|211}}
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
{{TBT|212}}
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
{{TBT|213}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|214}}
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
{{TBT|215}}
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
{{TBT|216}}
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
{{TBT|217}}
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
{{TBT|218}}
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
{{TBT|219}}
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|220}}
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
{{TRsT|221|2}}
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:''' I will not deface}}
{{TBT|222}}
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TBT|223}}
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
{{TBT|224}}
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
{{TBT|225}}
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
{{TBT|226}}
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 11]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|227}}
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
{{TBT|228}}
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
{{TBT|229}}
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
{{TBT|230}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
{{TBT|231}}
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|232}}
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
{{TBT|233}}
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
{{TBT|234}}
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
{{TBT|235}}
{{TB||December 19, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
{{TB|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"}}
{{TBT|236}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|237}}
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
{{TBT|238}}
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
{{TBT|239}}
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
{{TBT|240}}
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
{{TBT|241}}
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TBT|242}}
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
{{TBT|243}}
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
{{TBT|244}}
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
{{TBT|245}}
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
{{TBT|246}}
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|247}}
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|248}}
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 12]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|249}}
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
{{TBT|250}}
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
{{TBT|251}}
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
{{TBT|252}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
{{TBT|253}}
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
{{TBT|254}}
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TBT|255}}
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
{{TRsT|256|2}}
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' I ain't not a dorkus}}
{{TBT|257}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
{{TBT|258}}
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|259}}
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
{{TBT|260}}
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
{{TBT|261}}
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
{{TBT|262}}
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
{{TBT|263}}
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|264}}
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}
{{TBT|265}}
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
{{TBT|266}}
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
{{TBT|267}}
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
{{TBT|268}}
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
{{TBT|269}}
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 13]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|270}}
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
{{TBT|271}}
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|272}}
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|273}}
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|274}}
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
{{TBT|275}}
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
{{TBT|276}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
{{TBT|277}}
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|278}}
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
{{TBT|279}}
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
{{TBT|280}}
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
{{TBT|281}}
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
{{TBT|282}}
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
{{TBT|283}}
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
{{TBT|284}}
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|285}}
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
{{TBT|286}}
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
{{TBT|287}}
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
{{TBT|288}}
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|289}}
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
{{TBT|290}}
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
{{TBT|291}}
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 14]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|292}}
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
{{TBT|293}}
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
{{TBT|294}}
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
{{TBT|295}}
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|296}}
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
{{TBT|297}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|298}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
{{TBT|299}}
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|300}}
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
{{TBT|301}}
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
{{TBT|302}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
{{TBT|303}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
{{TBT|304}}
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
{{TBT|305}}
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|306}}
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|307}}
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
{{TBT|308}}
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
{{TBT|309}}
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
{{TBT|310}}
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
{{TBT|311}}
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|312}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
{{TBT|313}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 15]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|314}}
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
{{TBT|315}}
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
{{TBT|316}}
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
{{TBT|317}}
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
{{TBT|318}}
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
{{TBT|319}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|320}}
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
{{TBT|321}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
{{TBT|322}}
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
{{TBT|323}}
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
{{TBT|324}}
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
{{TBT|325}}
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
{{TBT|326}}
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
{{TBT|327}}
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|328}}
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
{{TBT|329}}
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
{{TBT|330}}
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|331}}
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
{{TBT|332}}
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|333}}
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
{{TBT|334}}
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
{{TBT|335}}
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|336}}
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
{{TBT|337}}
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TBT|338}}
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|339}}
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
{{TBT|340}}
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|341}}
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
{{TBT|342}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
{{TBT|343}}
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
{{TBT|344}}
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|345}}
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
{{TBT|346}}
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
{{TBT|347}}
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
{{TBT|348}}
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|349}}
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
{{TBT|350}}
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
{{TBT|351}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TBT|352}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
{{TBT|353}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
{{TBT|354}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
{{TBT|355}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|A booger is not a bookmark}}
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|356}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 17]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|357}}
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
{{TBT|358}}
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|359}}
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
{{TBT|360}}
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
{{TBT|361}}
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
{{TBT|362}}
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
{{TBT|363}}
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
{{TBT|364}}
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
{{TBT|365}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
{{TBT|366}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|367}}
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TBT|368}}
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
{{TBT|369}}
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
{{TBT|370}}
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
{{TRsT|371|2}}
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:''' I will not eat things for money}}
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:''' I will not laminate dog doo}}
{{TBT|372}}
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|373}}
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
{{TBT|374}}
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
{{TBT|375}}
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
{{TBT|376}}
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
{{TBT|377}}
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak French.")''}}
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
{{TBT|378}}
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 18]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|379}}
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|380}}
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
{{TRsT|381|2}}
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' A baby beat me up}}
{{TBT|382}}
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
{{TBT|383}}
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|384}}
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|385}}
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
{{TBT|386}}
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
{{TBT|387}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
{{TBT|388}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
{{TBT|389}}
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
{{TRsT|390|2}}
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' So long suckers}}
{{TBT|391}}
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
{{TBT|392}}
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
{{TBT|393}}
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]"}}
{{TBT|394}}
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
{{TBT|395}}
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
{{TBT|396}}
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
{{TBT|397}}
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
{{TBT|398}}
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}
{{TBT|399}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
{{TBT|400}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
}}

== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
}}

== [[Season 19]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|401}}
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
{{TBT|402}}
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
{{TBT|403}}
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
{{TBT|404}}
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
{{TBT|405}}
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|406}}
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
{{TBT|407}}
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
{{TBT|408}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
{{TBT|409}}
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
{{TBT|410}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
{{TBT|411}}
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
{{TBT|412}}
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
{{TBT|413}}
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
{{TBT|414}}
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
{{TBT|415}}
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}
{{TBT|416}}
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
{{TBT|417}}
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A persons a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
{{TBT|418}}
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
{{TBT|419}}
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval. (In medieval writing style)}}
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
{{TBT|420}}
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 20]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|421}}
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
{{TBT|422}}
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
{{TBT|423}}
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
{{TBT|424}}
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
{{TBT|425}}
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
{{TBT|426}}
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
{{TBT|427}}
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|428}}
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
{{TBT|429}}
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
{{TBT|430}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|431}}
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TBT|432}}
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TBT|433}}
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|434}}
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TBT|435}}
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TBT|436}}
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|437}}
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TBT|438}}
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TBT|439}}
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|440}}
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TBT|441}}
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
}}

==[[Season 21]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|442}}
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.JPG|200px]]}}
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TBT|443}}
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TBT|444}}
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TBT|445}}
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TBT|446}}
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TBT|447}}
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TBT|448}}
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|449}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|450}}
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|451}}
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|452}}
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TBT|453}}
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TBT|454}}
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TBT|455}}
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TBT|456}}
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TBT|457}}
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TBT|458}}
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TBT|459}}
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TBT|460}}
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TBT|461}}
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
{{TBT|462}}
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|463}}
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TBT|464}}
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|465}}
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TBT|466}}
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|467}}
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls (in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}}
{{TBT|468}}
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TBT|469}}
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TBT|470}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TBT|471}}
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TBT|472}}
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|473}}
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TBT|474}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TBT|475}}
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|476}}
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TBT|477}}
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TBT|478}}
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TBT|479}}
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TBT|480}}
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TBT|481}}
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|482}}
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TBT|483}}
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TBT|484}}
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TRsT|485|2}}
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:''' It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Online version:''' Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
{{TBT|486}}
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
}}

== Season 23 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|487}}
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TBT|488}}
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TBT|489}}
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TBT|490}}
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TBT|491}}
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
{{TRs||3}}
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TBT|492}}
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TBT|493}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TBT|494}}
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TBT|495}}
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TBT|496}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|497}}
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|We do need no education}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TBT|498}}
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TBT|499}}
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TRsT|500|2}}
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:''' Bart's earned a day off}}
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:''' I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
{{TBT|501}}
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TBT|502}}
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|503}}
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TBT|504}}
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours '''International (not UK)/Online:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|505}}
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TBT|506}}
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TBT|507}}
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
{{TBT|508}}
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|509}}
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TBT|510}}
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]"}}
{{TBT|511}}
{{TB|October 21, 2012/November 4, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg]]|200px}}
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
}}

== Comics ==
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|November 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:The Amazing Colossal Homer Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|March 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|October 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
{{TRsT|123|2}}
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing For Vengeance]]''|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
}}

=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}
}}

== Books==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎]]''}}
}}
== Products==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
}}

==Adverts==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Advert}}
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
}}

==Calendar==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
}}

== Trading cards==
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
}}

== Video games/Applications ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}
}}

== Other ==
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans MS.}}
}}

{{Visual gags}}

[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]

Labor Pains

2013-10-12T00:28:07Z

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{{Upcoming episode}}
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|originalAirdate=November 17, [[2013]]<ref>[https://twitter.com/mxedtr/status/388802811556679680 Chris Ledesma's Twitter correction]</ref>
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|Show Runner=
|Written By=[[Don Payne]] and [[Mitchell H. Glazer]]<ref name="LedesmaTwitter"/>
|Directed By=
|Episode Number= 534
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'''"Labor Pains"''' is an upcoming episode of [[season 25]], that will air November 17, 2013. It was written by the late [[Don Payne]] and [[Mitchell H. Glazer]].<ref name="DonPayne">[http://tv.yahoo.com/news/r-p-don-payne-152031803.html Yahoo! News - R.I.P. Don Payne]</ref><ref name="LedesmaTwitter"/>

== Synopsis ==
[[Elisabeth Moss]] will voice a character stuck in an elevator with [[Homer]] who gives birth to a baby. She names it Homer, Jr.<ref>[http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/elisabeth-moss-will-guest-star-on-the-simpsons.html Mad Men’s Elisabeth Moss Will Guest-Star on The Simpsons Next Fall]</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/TheSimpsons/status/358682918698233856</ref>

== References ==
{{Reflist}}

{{Season 25}}

[[Category:2013]]

The Man Who Came to Be Dinner

2013-10-12T00:27:43Z

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"'''The Man Who Came To Be Dinner'''"<ref>PAu003644040 in the [http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?DB=local&PAGE=First Copyright Database]</ref> is an upcoming episode of [[season 25]].

== Synopsis ==
[[Simpson Family|The Simpsons]] go to [[Dizzneeland]] where the lines for the rides are terrible, except for this one rocket called "Journey to Your Future" that takes them to the home planet of [[Kang]] and [[Kodos]], [[Rigel VII]] where the inhabitants try to eat Homer in a giant fondue.<ref name="final">http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2013/04/15/fox-announces-finale-dates-for-the-following-bones-new-girl-premiere-dates-for-so-you-think-you-can-dance-masterchef-more/177782/</ref>

== Production ==
The episode was originally scheduled to air on May 19, [[2013]], but was replaced by "[[Dangers on a Train]]". <ref>[http://www.thefutoncritic.com/listings/20130502fox01/ The Futon Critic]</ref>

== References ==
{{Reflist}}

{{Season 25}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Man Who Came To Be Dinner, The}}

[[Category:2013]]

Dangers on a Train

2013-10-11T21:32:13Z

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{{EpisodePrevNext|The Saga of Carl|Homerland}}
{{Quote|We've got something money can't buy - love on a train. And I promise each anniversary will be better and better.|[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]}}
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|image=Dangers on a Train promo 8.jpg
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|specialGuestVoices= [[Lisa Lampanelli]] as Ben's wife [[Seth MacFarlane]] as Ben<ref name="ew">[http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/11/30/the-simpsons-seth-macfarlane/ "Seth MacFarlane to guest on 'The Simpsons' as..." at EW.com]</ref>
|Show Runner= [[Al Jean]]
|Written By= [[Michael Price]]
|Directed By=[[Steven Dean Moore]]
|Episode Number=530
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"'''Dangers on a Train'''" is the five hundred and thirtieth episode of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the twenty-second episode and last of the [[Season 24|twenty-fourth season]].

== Synopsis ==
Looking for a cupcake website, [[Marge]] mistakenly ends up on an [[Sassy Madison|online dating network]] for married people to arrange affairs. There she encounters [[Ben]], who tries to seduce her based on their mutual love of TV series ''Upton Rectory'', mostly over the phone.<ref name="ew"/>

== Plot ==
=== Act I ===
:''Nearly Nine Years Ago''
It's [[Homer]] and [[Marge]]'s first wedding anniversary and the two are taking a stroll through the [[Springfield Glenne]] shopping mall. "Lets just enjoy our happiness Homie," Marge says, "Accidental motherhood is the greatest thing that can ever happen to a woman and I think [[Bart]] has finally out-grown his misbehavior." The couple look down at the stroller they're pushing along, only to see it empty. Across the courtyard, in the window of a clothing store, a baby Bart lies in the arms of a mannequin sucking on its breast. Homer lets out a yelp and quickly rushes inside and yanks Bart off the mannequin, as various Springfieldians look on. Embarrassed, Homer places Bart back in the stroller, before [[Ned Flanders]] offers to look after him. Homer hands Bart over and him and Marge head off to enjoy their anniversary; they have a massage, make out in the changing room of a store, and take a ride on the [[L'il Lisa]] train around the mall. "Oh Homie, what a wonderful anniversary," Marge whispers, as she relaxes in her husband's arms. "Yep," Homer replies, "We've got something money can't buy: love on a train. And I promise each anniversary will be better and better."

:''The Present''
[[File:Dangers on a Train 1.png|thumb|left|[[Homer]] comes up with a plan to surprise [[Marge]] on their anniversary.]]
"But somehow our anniversaries didn't get better than that first one on the train," Homer says solemnly, as he walks through the now derelict Springfield Glenne mall with Bart and [[Lisa]]. However, Homer announces his plans to recreate his and Marge's magical first anniversary and ending it with a romantic ride on the L'il Lisa. Just then, Homer spots several workmen dismantling the train tracks and stripping apart the train, much to his horror. One of the workmen, [[Rafael]], explains that no one rides the train anymore so it's being replaced with a medical marijuana stand. Homer decides to take the rusted L'il Lisa home with him and re-decorate it so it looks just as it did on his first anniversary with Marge. 
[[File:Dangers on a Train 2.png|thumb|right|[[Marge]] chats with user Ashamed But Interested on [[Sassy Madison|Sassy Madison.com]]]]
At the [[742 Evergreen Terrace|Simpson home]], Marge is ordering Homer's anniversary gift online. [[Patty]] and [[Selma]] drop by for a visit and Marge explains that she has purchased a case of Homer's favorite snack cakes, Dolly Madisons. She turns the laptop screen round and shows her sisters the wesbite. Selma explains that Marge is on the wrong website; she's actually on [[Sassy Madison]], a site for married people looking for extramarital relationships. Marge is horrified when pages and pages of local men begin emailing her. Marge quickly types away, telling her sisters that she has a lot of men to let down gently. 
Meanwhile, at [[Moe's Tavern|Moe's]], [[Reverend Lovejoy]] is reading a prayer from the "''Jesus and Mary Train''" book, before Homer, [[Barney]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]] and [[Moe]] all get to work on fixing up the L'il Lisa train for the anniversary plan.
Later, Marge finishes up emailing back all the men who contacted her on Sassy Madison. Homer returns home and, fearing Marge will learn of his plan and thus ruin the surprise, pretends that he has forgotten their anniversary is coming up. Marge is frustrated with Homer, so when she receives another email, from user Ashamed But Interested, she decides to continue the conversation. Just then, the telephone rings and Marge overhears a discussion between Homer and Moe about strippers. Little does she know, Moe and Homer were talking about the paint strippers they hired to help refurbish the L'il Lisa train. Now more angry than frustrated, Marge returns to her laptop and carries on replying to the emails, despite her better judgement.

=== Act II ===
[[File:Dangers on a Train 3.png|thumb|right|[[Marge]] has coffee with [[Ben]].]]
The next morning, Marge, overcome with guilt, attempts to come clean to Homer about her chat with user Ashamed But Interested. But Homer, fearing he'll accidentally give away information regarding their anniversary plans, quickly dashes off before Marge has the chance. 
Later that day, Marge decides to go shopping at the [[Swapper Jack's|store]]. While there, she receives a message on her [[myPhone]] from Ashamed But Interested, and, deciding to put an end to their "relationship", quickly replies back "Not interested." A message alert goes off elsewhere in the store and Marge frantically runs down the aisle looking for an exit. Suddenly, a man, [[Ben]], appears from around the corner. Marge becomes panicked, until she realizes that, through brief small-talk, Ben isn't a creep but actually a normal guy. Watching the two flirt, [[Maggie]] suddenly squirts ketchup onto Ben's shirt and throws an apple at his head. [[Helen Lovejoy]] watches on suspiciously from behind a watermelon pile, and fearing people will talk, Marge takes Ben to the abandoned Lite 'N' Healthy section of the store to help clean his shirt. The two then decide to go for a coffee, where Marge makes it clear that she is a happily married woman and isn't looking to start an affair. Soon after, the pair get enthralled in a discussion over their favorite TV show, ''[[Upton Rectory]]'' and when Ben learns that Homer doesn't like the show, which means Marge will be watching the season finale alone, he invites her to live blog it with him. "Leave that sugar for your coffee bub," Marge quickly replies. 
Back at the Simpson home, Homer continues his attempts to hide his plans from Marge. With Homer having left for Moe's, she turns on the TV and begins watching ''Upton Rectory'', only to be interrupted by a pillow-fighting Bart and Lisa. Fed up, Marge retreats to her bedroom to continue watching. Ben rings and informs Marge that he can't watch the finale episode because his estranged wife is watching a reality show. Marge comes up with a plan: she webcams with Ben and turns the laptop towards the TV, so they can seemingly watch the episode together. Once the episode has ended, Ben suggests that he and Marge watch an episode together in the same room one day. Panicked, Marge slams down the laptop screen and hides the computer in her bedside drawer, along with a picture of Homer.

=== Act III ===
:''The Anniversary''
[[File:Dangers on a Train 4.png|thumb|left|[[Homer]] presents his anniversary gift to [[Marge]].]]
The next morning, Marge awakes to find Homer missing. Suddenly, Bart, Lisa and Maggie burst into the room exclaiming, "Happy Anniversary Mom!" and give her their gift - an empty box with cut-out holes which the tree stick their heads through, adding "Our gift is us, three kids with no money but plenty of love!" Homer emerges from the bathroom and lets out moans of pain. He complains of a bad back and asks Marge if she'll pick up a prescription for him from out of town. Disheartened and disappointed with how the day is going, Marge heads out. It turns out this was Homer's continued attempt to keep his plans secret from Marge, and now, with her out of the house, he is able to get to work on the final stage of his plan. Barney, Moe, Lovejoy, Lenny and Carl appear and begin laying down the L'il Lisa train track around the house. 
[[File:Dangers on a Train 5.png|thumb|right|[[Marge]] and [[Homer]]'s love makes [[Ben's wife]] decide to reunite with [[Ben|him]].]]
Meanwhile, Marge is driving home with Homer's prescription, but can't stop herself from thinking about Ben. She arrives and parks her car on the driveway, before stepping out with a plastered-on fake smile to cover up her unhappiness. All of a sudden, she hears the sound of a train horn and is blinded by headlights. The L'il Lisa train, now refurbished and renamed The Majestic Marge, appears from around the back of the house; Homer, Bart, Lisa and Maggie all yell out "Happy Anniversary!" Marge is moved by Homer's thoughtfulness and the two embrace. The train chugs along and passes through the back garden, where several Springfielders are waiting. They set off party poppers and celebrate. 
"Where is she?" a voice roars, "Where the Hell is Marge Simpson?" Just then, Ben's wife, Ramona, appears, seemingly in a fit of rage. Ben follows behind and explains to Marge that he never thought his wife would confront her. Ramona explains to Homer that Ben and Marge have been watching British TV together and Homer grabs Ben by his collar, pulls back a fist and readies to throw a punch. Marge breaks them up and explains what the secret of marriage is: "No secrets...except good secrets, like this train."
Homer puts aside his anger and him and Marge kiss and make up. Watching Homer and Marge express their love makes Ramona reminisce about her and Ben's previously happy marriage and the two reunite. With Ben and Ramona gone, Homer asks what was going on between Marge and Ben and she makes clear that she was trying to buy him snack cakes, which quickly wins Homer over and the two continue embracing. 

== Production ==
[[File:Dangers on a Train couch gag Canada.jpg|250px|thumb|Storyboard for the Candian couch gag]]
"Dangers on a Train" was written by [[Michael Price]] and directed by [[Steven Dean Moore]].

The episode was originally set to be the season premier of [[season 25]].<ref name="funton"/> However, it was swapped with "[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]" for unknown reasons.

[[Family Guy]] creator [[Seth MacFarlane]] guest-starred<ref name="ew"/> as [[Ben]], with [[Lisa Lampanelli]] as his wife. MacFarlane also sings the song "{{w|The Way You Look Tonight}}". [[Jackie Mason]] was to sing one line in the episode but his line was cut from the final episode.<ref>[http://simpsonsmusic500.wordpress.com/2012/11/15/a-short-world-series-means-we-need-to-scramble/#comment-1125 Simpsons Music 500 - "A Short World Series Means We Need To Scramble" comment]</ref>

Two couch gags were aired with this episode. One, which was broadcast in [[Canada]] only, was created by life-long Simpsons fan, [[Ray Savaya]], after winning ''[[The Simpsons Couch Gag Contest]]''. “I’ve never seen a Canadian couch gag before so I figured I might as well make it as Canadian as possible,” Savaya decided. As well as having his idea animated, Savaya also got the chance to meet the cast of the show, [[Matt Groening]], the staff writers and was awarded a signed script.<ref>http://globalnews.ca/news/568067/canadian-couch-gag-a-dream-come-true-for-simpsons-fan/</ref> In America and the rest of the world, another couch sequence was shown, created by Cheryl Brown of Oakland, California, in which the Simpson family are dandelions.

== Reception ==
The episode was watched by an estimated total of 4.52 million viewers and received a 2.1 in the key demographic, ultimately beating two episodes of ''The Cleveland Show'' but losing to the ''[[Family Guy]] finale.<ref>[http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2013/05/21/sunday-final-ratings-the-simpsons-the-cleveland-show-adjusted-up-the-billlboard-music-awards-americas-funniest-home-videos-60-minutes-adjusted-down/183358/ TVbytheNumbers ratings]</ref> 

Critically, "Dangers on a Train" received generally mixed reviews. The [http://www.avclub.com/ A.V Club] gave the episode a C+ rating and concluded, "More standard 2013 Simpsons fare, with ''another'' trip to the bottomless well of stories about Marge feeling neglected."<ref>[http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-saga-of-carldangers-on-a-train,97427/ A.V Club review]</ref> [http://www.tvfanatic.com/ TV Fanatic] said the episode was "annoyingly repetitive" and summed up, "season 24 comes to close not with a bang, but a very long whimper." However, they did highly praise the ''Downton Abbey'' parody, which "perfectly captured the global preoccupation with the PBS show."<ref>[http://www.tvfanatic.com/2013/05/the-simpsons-review-doubly-dull/ TV Fanatic review]</ref> Meanwhile, [http://www.bubbleblabber.com/ BubbleBlabber.com] gave the episode a very positive review. They complimented MacFarlane's guest-appearance and ultimately gave the episode a 9/10 rating.<ref>[http://www.bubbleblabber.com/review-the-simpsons-thesimpsons-dangers-on-a-train/ BubbleBlabber.com review]</ref>

Fan opinion was positive. On [http://www.nohomers.net/forum.php The No Homers Club], many fans commented that the episode provided a solid end to the season and was "a pleasant surprise." Also, several reviewers noted the similarities between this episode and [[Season 1|season one]]'s [[Life on the Fast Lane]], but despite this, went on to name "Dangers on a Train" the "best episode of the season."<ref>[http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?100936-Rate-and-Review-quot-Dangers-on-a-Train-quot-(RABF17) No Homers Club forums]</ref>

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== References ==
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Steal This Episode

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The Daughter Also Rises/Gags

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*The song played by the band is "{{w|Auld Lang Syne}}".

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Hungry, Hungry Homer/References

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== Cultural references ==
*[[Blockoland]] is a parody of {{W|Legoland}}.
*The ghost of {{W|César Chávez}} visits [[Homer]] during his hunger strike, but takes the appearance of {{W|Cesar Romero}}, because Homer doesn't know what Chavez looks like.
*The scene where [[Bart]] sees Homer lying on top of the red dog house is a direct reference to [[Charlie Brown]] and {{W|Snoopy}} (both from ''[[Peanuts]]''). Bart even utters Charlie Brown's signature line "Good Grief".
*The title is a play on the game, {{W|Hungry Hungry Hippos}}. Coincidentally, one of the hippos in the game is named Homer.
*When [[Kent Brockman]] says that [[Howard K. Duff VIII|Mr. Duff]] is insisting that Homer is a liar, they show footage of Homer with his pants on fire. This is a nod to the classic chant, ''Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire''.
*When Marge gets streaks in her hair, it resembles the {{W|Bride of Frankenstein}}'s hair; tall white with two black streaks.
*The name of the barbershop [[Hairy Shearers]] is a reference to, and pun on, voice actor [[Harry Shearer]], who voices [[Mr. Burns]], [[Smithers]], [[Reverend Lovejoy]], [[Ned Flanders]], and other characters.
*Homer's attempt to alert the press of the move by showing them a room of evidence, only to find nothing incriminating is found, is a likely reference to the film ''{{W|Moonraker}}'', where [[James Bond]] discovers that {{W|Hugo Drax}} is operating a lab making deadly gas. When Bond takes {{W|M (James Bond)|M}} and his superiors to investigate the lab, he finds it has been replaced with a dining room.

== Goofs ==
*When Maggie rips her diaper, you can see teeth, but Maggie isn't supposed to have teeth for her age.
*Lisa's eating meat, but everyone knows that since [[Lisa the Vegetarian]], she's vegetarian.

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The Falcon and the D'ohman

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"'''The Falcon and the D'ohman'''" is the first episode of [[season 23]]. It originally aired on September 25, [[2011]]. [[Kiefer Sutherland]] guest stars as [[Wayne Slater]] and [[Tom Colicchio]] as {{ch|Tom Colicchio|himself}}.

== Synopsis ==
Homer makes friends with a new security guard at the power plant, but it is revealed he has a hidden past. Also, the result of [[Nedna]] is revealed.

== Plot ==
[[Comic Book Guy]] starts the episode by telling the viewers about his summer and there will be hints in the episode as to the result of [[Nedna]]. After the [[opening sequence]], Homer sings a [[Sneaking in at Noon|song]] about arriving at [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|work]]. He goes to greet his friend {{ap|Larry|The Falcon and the D'ohman}}, but discovers he has been replaced by a new employee, [[Wayne Slater]]. Homer asks if we can fist bump him, but Wayne rejects. He then asks if he can grab a beer with Wayne after work, but he says he prefers not to have social interactions with co-workers.

Meanwhile, [[Marge]] is daydreaming about being on a TV show called ''Master Chef: Extreme Snack Edition''. On the show, Marge is a contestant and {{ch|Tom Colicchio}} judges her meal. He enjoys it, and says she has won the show. Her prize is a brand new kitchen, which Tom transforms in to. Back in reality, Marge gives [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] snacks identical to the one she made on the show. The kids taste it, but they dislike it saying they like routine and not surprises. Homer comes into the room, and tells Marge about Wayne. Marge gives him a get-well pork chop to cheer him up.
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The whistle blows for the end of work, and Homer walks out in the rain. He asks {{ap|Charlie|SNPP}} if he would like to have a beer with him. Charlie says he has to answer some questions for a phone survey, so Homer drives to [[Moe's]] on his own. While driving, he spots Wayne walking in the rain gloomily. Homer asks him if he wants a ride, but Wayne says he can walk. It then starts hailing, and the sidewalk is closed, so Wayne gives in and gets in Homer's car.

At Moe's, Wayne goes to the men's room, when [[Snake]] bursts in on his motorbike and holds up the tavern. Wayne comes out of the bathroom, and notices Snake. He leaps into the air and kicks Snake in the head. After a few seconds, Snake gets up ready to fire his gun. Wayne comes up from behind and pulls a pool triangle over his body. His bullet hits the ceiling, ruining [[Moe]]'s fresco. Finally, Wayne places Moe's egg jar on his head, and smashes it with a chair. As the group pick up Moe's eggs, Wayne spies Snake coming up to him from behind in the reflection of one of the eggs. He throws the egg behind him, landing in Snake's mouth. Moe retrieves the egg, saying that is the farthest one of his eggs ever made it down someone's throat.

At [[742 Evergreen Terrace|the Simpson's house]], Wayne is having dinner with the [[Simpson family]]. Marge says it is because anyone who says Homer's life gets to have dinner with them (which happens about once a week). When Bart asks how he knows so many self-defense moves, Wayne says it is because he had special training. Then, a flashback starts. In the flashback, Wayne is in the center of a room with doors all around it. Two doors open, and a ninja comes out of each one. Wayne kicks one, and punches the other. A sumo wrestler enters the room and runs towards him, so Wayne lifts him up and throws him behind himself. Another person runs towards Wayne, but he picks him up and throws him into the air. [[Gogo Yubari]] attacks him with a large meteor hammer, which he kicks right back at her, causing the chain to wrap around her neck and choke her. A tank comes along, but Wayne sticks his hand in the turret, causing the tank to makes itself explode. [[Lugash]] enters, but Wayne rips off his clothes, causing him to scuttle away, embarrassed. [[Chucky]] leaps into the air with a knife. Wayne pushes him to the ground. [[Pinhead]] comes out of one of the doors. Wayne kicks him in the stomach repeatedly. [[Kobe Bryant]] prepares to hit Wayne with a basketball, but he punches him causing Bryant to lose some teeth and he knocked out. [[The Penguin]] comes out of one of the doors with two henchman, and points his umbrella at Wayne. Wayne grabs the umbrella, and sprays the trio with gas that knocks them out. Three people with clubs come running at him, but Wayne uses the umbrella again. Then, a polar bear attacks Wayne and the falshback ends.

Wayne starts to walk out the room, but Homer wants him to stay for dessert. He squeezes Wayne in the same manner that the polar bear did, and Wayne has the same reaction. Wayne runs out the house. [[Ned]] arrives at the window asking if the family that he has started drinking orange juice with pulp, as the [[Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.|reverend]] had said it was okay.

Back at the power plant the next morning, Wayne arrives for work. Cameras and microphones flash in his faces. [[Kent Brockman]] arrives reporting for the news. He tells the viewers about Wayne's heroic actions, shown in a Tawainese animated dramatization. In the animation, Wayne in punching Snake while the barflies watch. Moe takes back his eggs "for later consumption". The subtible says "The barflies drank too much", as Barney throws up loads of beer. Bart comes to get Homer, and they drive home bumping into things. When the dramatization ends, [[Mr. Burns]] awards Wayne the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant silver safety hat. A horse-driven carriage comes along, and [[Smithers]] opens it. A monkey riding on a minute carriage with the silver safety hat on the back comes out, and Mr. Burns picks up the hat. Burns moves towards Wayne with the hat in his hand, and a flashback starts.

[[Wayne Slater's boss|Wayne's boss]] is congratulating Wayne as they did not lose the visible half of the moon. Wayne says he was just doing his job, and his boss replies he did it too well and the protocol demands they erase his memory. The boss's henchmen grab Wayne as the boss takes out a hat stating "erase" on the top. Wayne attacks the two henchmen, and grabs the hat. He puts it on his boss's head and presses the "erase" button. In the present, Wayne is pressing the hat firmly on Mr. Burns' head as [[Lenny]] and [[Carl]] are on the floor (presumably they were who Wayne imagined as the henchmen). Wayne starts strangling Mr. Burns, but Homer stops him. Two security guards take Wayne, and, after a prompt from Homer, two security guard help Mr. Burns up. When Mr. Burns is back on his feet, he fires Wayne.

As Wayne is packing his bag, Homer suggests he stays at their house until he can get back on his feet, as it should be too long. Wayne tells him he has no job or references, so Homer says it's best to concentrate on what you do have. Wayne says he has reacurring flashbacks to a nightmarish past, and Homer says he has reacurring flashfowards to a nightmarish future. He then "flashfowards" to a scene where a robot is on a pile of skulls. A group called "Skull Crushers Local 521" are chanting "unfair, unfair!" Homer angrily exclaims that the robot had taken their jobs. The robot faces the gang, his eyes glowing bright red. Homer quickly points to Lenny saying he made the remark, and the robot disintergrates Lenny. Homer then points to Carl saying "maybe it was him." As the flashfoward ends, Wayne says that his nightmares are real.

Wayne is asleep in Bart's treehouse and is yelling about one of his past events. He is disturbing many couples, including Ned and [[Edna]]. The next morning, he apologizes. He says he has done unspeakable things, so Marge asks what brought him to [[Springfield]]. He says it was because Springfield appears on no maps. Homer tells him it is because they couldn't find a [[Google Maps]] photo without him naked or urinating. Marge adds that when there was a map-makers convention in the town, they all got {{w|Lou Gehrig's disease}} (though a different type from the normal one).

In the living room, Wayne is teaching Lisa some self-defense moves. Marge comes in with Maggie asking to talk with Wayne alone for a minute. Bart tells Maggie to remember everything they say and tell them later in rattle code, but in rattle code Maggie says "no". As the children leave, Marge says that she doesn't think he should be teaching the kids advanced interrogation techniques. Wayne apologizes, and Marge asks he could teach her a few driving tricks. At the [[Springfield Mall]], [[Manjula]] reverses out of a parking space, and signals to [[Helen Lovejoy]]. Marge comes up from behind, and drives over Helen's car to get into the spot first. Wayne stares at Marge worriedly.

At [[Springfield Elementary School]], Bart is getting lunch when [[Dolph]] grabs Bart telling him to give him his lunch money. Bart attacks Dolph and [[Kearney]], and [[Jimbo]] asks where he learnt those moves. Bart informs him that if he told him, he'd have to kill him. Bart asks if he can tell him, but Jimbo stuffs mash potato in his ears and runs off.

At home, Lisa is playing {{w|Dance of the Knights}} on her saxophone, while [[Grampa]] is sitting next to her. Wayne hears the song, and has another flashback. An orchestra is playing the same tune, when a shooting party starts. Wayne is in the battle. The flashback ends.

In [[Kiev]], [[Ukraine]], a mob boss named {{ap|Victor|The Falcon and the D'ohman}} is on his computer checking his e-mails. He finds a link to a [[MyTube]] video called [[Auto-tune disaster song|"Auto-tune disaster victim"]]. He watches half the video, and then sees a video of Wayne attacking Mr. Burns. He notices Wayne and becomes angry as he had caused the death of everyone he loved. His [[Unnamed Ukrainian mobster|assistant]] suggest he gives it 0 stars, but instead he says they are going to Springfield to kill Wayne, after they finish watching the auto-tune disaster victim video.

Back in Springfield, Homer is singing [[Washing Out the Dog Poo]] while holding a hose when Victor arrives in his car. He opens the window and says he is looking for a man named Wayne. Homer says he's gone, so Victor asks if he is Wayne's friend. Homer sternly replies that Wayne has no friends, so the car drives off. Just then, Homer yells "Except me!" The car quickly reverses, and Victor asks him if they kindapped a friend of Wayne's if he would attempt to rescue them. Homer supposes he would if the friend was being horribly tortured, so Victor's assistant and another man grab Homer and get him in the car. The car drives off as the hose is left running.

On [[Channel 6 News]], Brockman reports that a local man has been kidnapped by Ukrainian gangsters. A video is shown of Homer sitting tied up on a chair.

== Production ==
Several videos leaked across the internet featuring scenes from this episode in the month and the month before its premiere. In August, FoxBroadcasting on YouTube released a short promo about Homer's storyline, in which we learn [[Kiefer Sutherland]]'s character, [[Wayne Slater]]. Entertainment Weekly released two videos, one with the robbery at [[Moe's Tavern]], and the other with [[Comic Book Guy]] opening the episode with a prologue, telling viewers about his summer and having the new season premiere on his computer.

== Reception ==
The episode gathered 7.91 million households viewers in its slot on Fox, and was the highest-rated season premiere that night.

== Promotional images ==
<gallery>
File:The Falcon and the D'ohman promo 2.jpg|Marge fantasizes about being a contestant on ''Master Chef: Extreme Snack Edition'' hosted by Tom Colicchio (guest voicing as himself).
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'''Created by'''

[[Matt Groening|Bat Groening]]

'''Developed by'''

[[James L. Brooks|James "The Tooth Fairy is a Criminal" Brooks]]

[[Matt Groening|Bat Groening]]

[[Sam Simon|simonsam@twitTERROR]]

'''Executive Producer'''

[[Matt Selman|Spooky Selman Hell Dream]]

'''Executive Producer'''

[[John Frink|Frink Trapped In Here]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Kevin Curran|Coven Curran]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[J. Stewart Burns|J. Screwit Burns]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Michael Price|The Price Slasher]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Bill Odenkirk|Bill (invisible last name)]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Marc Wilmore|Marknado]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Joel H. Cohen|Joel's H. Coffin]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Rob LaZebnik|To Live & Die in LaZebnik]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Jeff Westbrook|Bereft Westbrook]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Brian Kelley|Box Office Champion Kelley]]

'''Supervising Producer'''

[[Larina Jean Adamson|"Ameriloca" Adamson]]

'''Supervising Producer'''

[[Valentina L. Garza|Vomiting in Barza]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Dan Greaney|Dank Rainy]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Tim Long|Tim Long-Il]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Ian Maxtone-Graham|Pumpkian Maxtone-Graham]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Carolyn Omine|Were-olyn Wolfmine]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Don Payne]]

'''Producers'''

[[Tom Gammill|Tom Scam Smell]]

[[Max Pross|The Max Prossening]]

'''Producer'''

[[Mike Scully|M. Night Scullyamalan]]

'''Producer'''

[[David Mirkin|David MirkinVision]]

'''Producer'''

[[Mike Reiss|The Wolvereiss]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[David Silverman|David Silv "Aaah!" Man]]

'''Supervising Director'''

[[Mike B. Anderson|Bite Me Anderson]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Richard Raynis|Re-Animator Raynis]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Bonita Pietila|Bonjuring Pietila]]

'''Produced by'''

[[File:Denise Sirkot icon.png|center|link=Denise Sirkot]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Richard Sakai|Richard Psychotic]]

'''Written by'''

[[Jeff Westbrook|Curse of the Werebrook]]

'''Directed by'''

[[Rob Oliver|The Thing That Ate Rob Oliver]]

'''Executive Producer'''

[[Al Jean|Al "Lucky 13" Jean]]

'''Executive Producers'''

[[James L. Brooks|James "The Tooth Fairy is a Criminal" Brooks]]

[[Matt Groening|Bat Groening]]

[[Sam Simon|simonsam@twitTERROR]]

'''Starring'''

[[Dan Castellaneta|Dan High-Fructose-Corn-Syrup]]

[[Julie Kavner|Julie Karnivore]]

[[Nancy Cartwright|NecroNance]]

[[Yeardley Smith|The Longest Yeard(ley)]]

[[Hank Azaria|Shanked Azaria]]

and

[[Harry Shearer]]

'''Special Guest Voice'''

[[Marcia Wallace|Macabre Marcia Wallace]]

'''Also Starring'''

[[Pamela Hayden|Heinous Hayden]]

[[Tress MacNeille|Terror MacNihilist]]

[[Chris Edgerly|Chris "Aaagh! The Pressure!" Edgerly]]

[[Maggie Roswell|"Moth-Eaten" Maggie Roswell]]

'''Opening Credits by'''

[[Guillermo del Toro|Guillo Tine Del Toro]]

'''Animation Producers'''

[[Tom Klein|Tomb Frankenklein]]

[[Jaspreet Dhillon|Jaspreet "Blood Spillin" Dhillon]]

[[Andrea Romero|Andrea "No Relation To George" Romero]]

'''Staff Writer'''

[[Jon Kern|Jon Children of the Kern]]

'''Post Production Co-Producer'''

[[Dominique Braud]]

'''Animation Co-Producer'''

[[Richard K. Chung|Don't Open the Door, Richard]]

'''Associate Producers'''

[[Felicia Nalivansky-Caplan|Zombicia Nalihauntsky-Vamplan]]

[[Alexander Duke|The Dukexorcist]]

[[Brian J. Kaufman|The Broiler]]

'''Theme by'''

[[Danny Elfman|Nightmare on Elfstreet]]

'''Music Disposed of by'''

[[Alf Clausen|Claw-Son's Haste Management]]

'''"Fat-In-The-Hat - Part 1"'''

'''"Fat-In-The-Hat - Part 2"'''

'''"[[Thanks to Charity]]"'''

'''Music by'''

[[Alf Clausen]]

'''Lyrics by'''

[[Jeff Westbrook]]

'''Original Casting by'''

[[Bonita Pietila|World War B - with Animal Zombies]]

'''Editors'''

[[Michael Bridge|Lotten L. Och Sofia B.]]

[[Don Barrozo|Damnation Don Barrozo]]

'''Production Coordinator'''

[[Jesse D. Miller]]

'''Dialogue Sound Editors'''

[[Bobby Mackston]]

[[Terry Greene]]

[[Norm MacLeod]]

'''Music Editing'''

[[Chris Ledesma]], M.P.S.E

'''Sound Effects Editor'''

[[Travis Powers]]

'''Re-Recorder Mixers'''

[[Mark Linden]], C.A.S

[[Tara A. Paul]], C.A.S

'''Production Mixer'''

[[David Betancourt]]

'''Sound Recordist'''

[[Tim Lauber]]

'''Music Scoring Mixer'''

[[Rick Riccio]]

'''Script Supervisor'''

[[Louise Jaffe]]

'''Production Accountant'''

[[Richard Lorenzana]]

'''Post Production Audio Facility'''

[[Sony Pictures Studio]]

'''Post Production Facility'''

[[Technicolor Creative Services]]

'''Presented in'''

Dolby Surround

'''Assistant to Mr. Brooks'''

[[Lisa Walder]]

'''Assistant to Mr. Groening'''

[[N. Vyolet Diaz]]

'''Assistant to Mr. Jean'''

[[Joe Clabby]]

'''Assistants to the Producers'''

[[Jane Becker]]

[[Benjamin Morse]]

[[Colin Contreary]]

[[Caitlin Pickall]]

[[Daniel Furlong]]

[[Kyle Stegina]]

'''Animation Produced by'''

[[Film Roman]]

'''a Starz Company'''

'''Overseas Production by'''

[[Rough Draft]]

'''Overseas Animation Director'''

[[Chang, Myung Nam]]

'''Assistant Director'''

[[Jeremy Robinson]]

'''Lead Animation Timer'''

[[Adam Kuhlman]]

'''Additional Timers'''

[[Jack Dyer]]

[[Richard Gasparian]]

[[Robert Ingram]]

[[Larry Smith]]

'''Second Unit Director'''

[[Matthew Schofield]]

'''Retake Director'''

[[K.C. Johnson]]

'''Storyboard'''

[[Jeremy Robinson]]

[[Ralph Sosa]]

[[Glen Wuthrich]]

'''Storyboard Revisions'''

[[Scott Alberts]]

[[Luis Escobar]]

'''Animatic Layout'''

[[John Achenbach]]

[[Liz Climo]]

[[Jeanne Erickson]]

[[Luis Escobar]]

[[Lance Kramer]]

[[Grant Lee]]

[[Tom Madrid, Jr.]]

[[Mike Morris]]

'''Animatic Editor'''

[[Taylor Allen]]

'''Background Design'''

[[Lynna Blankenship]]

[[Sean Coons]]

[[TJ Kim]]

[[Hugh MacDonald]]

[[Debbie Peterson]]

[[Charles Ragins]]

[[Dean Scammahorn]]

[[Rene Vega]]

[[Lance Wilder]]

'''Character Design'''

[[Dale Hendrickson]]

[[Eric S. Keyes]]

[[Kevin Moore]]

[[Kevin M. Newman]]

[[Tommy Tejeda]]

[[Joe Wack]]

[[Matt Groening]]

[[Sam Simon]]

'''Prop Design'''

[[John Krause]]

[[Kevin Moore]]

[[Jefferson R. Weekley]]

'''Lead Character Layout'''

[[Jung A Anderson]]

[[Herman Sharaf]]

[[Alex Que]]

'''Character Layout'''

[[Jeff Johnson]]

[[Sooan Kim]]

[[Eric Lara]]

[[Davy Lauterbach]]

[[Debbie Mahan]]

[[Oscar Pangestu]]

[[Chance Raspberry]]

[[Rick Salonga]]

[[Shane Sowell]]

[[Jason D. Warnesky]]

[[Paul Wee]]

'''Lead Background Layout'''

[[Sam Ho]]

'''Background Layout'''

[[John Berman]]

[[Daniel Chiu]]

[[Jarod Daetwiler]]

[[Ralph Delgado]]

[[Trevor Johnson]]

[[John Liu]]

[[Steve Pilapil]]

'''CG Artist'''

[[Brent M. Bowen]]

'''FX Layout'''

[[Al Holter]]

'''Color Design Director'''

[[Dima Malanitchev]]

'''Color Design Supervisor'''

[[Karen Bauer]]

'''Color Design'''

[[Eli Balser]]

[[Anne Legge]]

'''Assistant Color Design'''

[[Mike Battle]]

[[Amy Rychlick]]

'''Animation Checkers'''

[[William Bemiller]]

[[Esther H. Lee]]

'''Digital Retakes'''

[[Steve Mills]]

[[Beth S. Morris]]

[[Kristina Pace]]

'''Scene Planner'''

[[Erika Isabel Vega]]

'''Lip Sync'''

[[Robyn Anderson]]

'''Track Reader'''

[[Laurie Wetzler]]

'''Assistant Editors'''

[[Kurtis Kunsak]]

[[Steven Fahey]]

'''Animation Production Managers'''

[[Peter Gave]]

[[Derek Higgs]]

[[Rebecca Totman]]

[[Eric Vesbit]]

'''Animation Production Lead Coordinators'''

[[Ashley Bamburg]]

[[Nikki Isordia]]

'''Animation Post Production Manager'''

[[Michael G. Mahan]]

'''Animation Production Supervisor'''

[[Sean Patrick Rielly]]

'''Animation Production Coordinators'''

[[Sean Batton]]

[[Robert Brunette]]

[[Collin Fowler]]

[[Heliodoro Salvatierra]]

[[Matt Torres]]

'''Animation Digital Production Assistants'''

[[Lejon Douroux]]

[[Daniel Vega]]

'''Animation Production Assistants'''

[[David Kantrowitz]]

[[Ethan Ogilby]]

[[Brandon Micheal Spear]]

[[Brooks Stonestreet]]

[[Angela Wixtrom]]

'''Animation Production Accountant'''

[[Will Anderson]]

'''Film Roman - General Manager'''

[[Dana Booton]]

'''Director of IT'''

[[Bradley Cooper]]

'''IT Support'''

[[David Orona]]

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Any Similarity to actual persons or events is unintentional.

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Homerland

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|caption= Poster for "Homerland"
|productionCode= RABF20
|originalAirdate= September 29, [[2013]]
|blackboardText= 25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.
|couchGag= The couch is behind a velvet rope and guarded by a bouncer with a clipboard. When the family approach the couch, the bouncer lets [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Maggie]] in to sit on the couch. However, he denies entry to [[Homer]], pointing to the clipboard and showing him that his name isn't on the list. When Homer tries to force his way in, the bouncer hits him over the head with a nightstick.
|titlescreen= [[Superintendent Chalmers]] yells "SKINNER!" as he floats by sitting in a lawn chair attached to a large pink balloon that reads "[[Springfield Elementary School]] Picnic".
|billboard= [[Kearney|Bully]] & [[Kearney, Jr.|Son]] Moving: "Why are you moving yourself?"
|specialGuestVoices= [[Kristen Wiig]] as [[Annie Crawford]] [[Kevin Michael Richardson]] as {{ap|FBI agent|Homerland 1}}
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|Written By= [[Stephanie Gillis]]
|Directed By= [[Bob Anderson]]
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"'''Homerland'''" (stylized '''HOMƎRLAND''') is the premiere episode of [[Season 25]]. It first aired on September 29, [[2013]], and was written and directed by [[Stephanie Gillis]] and [[Bob Anderson]] respectively. [[Kristen Wiig]] guest stars as FBI agent [[Annie Crawford]].

== Synopsis ==
[[Lisa]] becomes suspicious when [[Homer]] appears to have been "turned" after a [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]] convention, and enlists the services of intense, jumpy FBI agent [[Annie Crawford]] to help her unravel the truth.

== Reception ==
The episode was seen in 4.4 million households (these are early overnight ratings and may change)<ref>[http://www.spoilertv.com/2013/09/ratings-news-30th-september-2013.html SpoilerTV.com - Ratings News - 30th September 2013]</ref>, however, the low rating may have been caused by the fact several FOX networks were down or had technical difficulties during the show.<ref>[http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?102508-Rate-and-Review-quot-Homerland-quot-(RABF20) NoHomers.net Forum - Rate and Review: "Homerland" (RABF20)]</ref>

== Promotional images ==
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File:Homerland promo.jpg|Promo image for "Homerland".
File:Homerland promo 2.jpg|Promo image for "Homerland".
File:Homerland promo 3.jpg|Promo image for "Homerland".
File:Homerland promo 4.jpg|Promo image for "Homerland".
File:Homerland promo 5.jpg|Promo image for "Homerland".
File:Homerland promo 6.jpg|Promo image for "Homerland".
File:Homerland promo 7.jpg|Promo image for "Homerland".
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== External links ==
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*{{Youtube|XqRYPSPMmyU|Promo video for "Homerland"}}
*{{Youtube|t8sFul66eq4|"Swag" song from "Homerland"}}
*[http://vimeo.com/foxflash/review/74320590/5c80e26ad0 Promo clip of "Homerland"]

== References ==
<references/>

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== Cultural references ==
[[File:Homerland Homeland poster comparison.png|thumb|250px|Comparison of the two posters]]
*The episode title is a reference to the [[FOX]] television series ''{{w|Homeland (TV series)|Homeland}}''.
**[[Kristen Wiig]]'s character ([[Annie Crawford]]) is a parody of {{W|Claire Danes}}'s character from ''Homeland''.
**The poster for the episode parodies ''Homeland'''s poster.
*The [[title screen gag]] is a reference to {{w|Larry Walters}}, a,k.a. "Lawnchair Larry". In 1982, Walters tied 45 helium-filled weather balloons to a patio chair, strapped himself into the chair, had his friends cut the rope tethering him to the ground, and rapidly rose into the air. His improvised airship reached a height of over 15,000 feet, causing some consternation when it drifted into an airport's approach path. In the 1990s, his flight became famous as a [http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/walters.asp true urban legend].
*The song "[[Swag]]" is a parody of the song "Fame" from the musical film {{W|Fame (1980 film)|of the same name}}.
*Homer refers to [[Garfield]].

== Trivia ==
*This episode holds the first appearance of the rumpus room since "[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]".

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== Cultural references ==
[[File:Homerland Homeland poster comparison.png|thumb|250px|Comparison of the two posters]]
*The episode title is a reference to the [[FOX]] television series ''{{w|Homeland (TV series)|Homeland}}''.
**[[Kristen Wiig]]'s character ([[Annie Crawford]]) is a parody of {{W|Claire Danes}}'s character from ''Homeland''.
**The poster for the episode parodies ''Homeland'''s poster.
*The [[title screen gag]] is a reference to {{w|Larry Walters}}, a,k.a. "Lawnchair Larry". In 1982, Walters tied 45 helium-filled weather balloons to a patio chair, strapped himself into the chair, had his friends cut the rope tethering him to the ground, and rapidly rose into the air. His improvised airship reached a height of over 15,000 feet, causing some consternation when it drifted into an airport's approach path. In the 1990s, his flight became famous as a [http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/walters.asp true urban legend].
*The song "[[Swag]]" is a parody of the song "Fame" from the musical film {{W|Fame (1980 film)|of the same name}}.
*Homer refers to {{w|Garfield}}.

== Trivia ==
*This episode holds the first appearance of the rumpus room since "[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]".

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{{TabR}}
{{EpisodePrevNextRef|Dangers on a Train|Treehouse of Horror XXIV}}

== Cultural references ==
[[File:Homerland Homeland poster comparison.png|thumb|250px|Comparison of the two posters]]
*The episode title is a reference to the [[FOX]] television series ''{{w|Homeland (TV series)|Homeland}}''.
**[[Kristen Wiig]]'s character ([[Annie Crawford]]) is a parody of {{W|Claire Danes}}'s character from ''Homeland''.
**The poster for the episode parodies ''Homeland'''s poster.
*The [[title screen gag]] is a reference to {{w|Larry Walters}}, a,k.a. "Lawnchair Larry". In 1982, Walters tied 45 helium-filled weather balloons to a patio chair, strapped himself into the chair, had his friends cut the rope tethering him to the ground, and rapidly rose into the air. His improvised airship reached a height of over 15,000 feet, causing some consternation when it drifted into an airport's approach path. In the 1990s, his flight became famous as a [http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/walters.asp true urban legend].
*The song "[[Swag]]" is a parody of the song "Fame" from the musical film {{W|Fame (1980 film)|of the same name}}.
*Homer refers to {{w|Garfield}}

== Trivia ==
*This episode holds the first appearance of the rumpus room since "[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]".

{{Season 25|R}}

[[Category:Cultural references]]

Mmm...

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|Reason For Saying = Prospect of something good (e.g. food)
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|First Heard = "[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"
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"'''Mmm...'''" is one of Homer's catchphrases which he often uses when he tastes, smells, hears about or even thinks about something tasty and/or pleasant. His most commonly heard utterance is "Mmm... donuts", followed by the sound of his stomach growling.

== List of Mmms ==
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! style="background-color: #FFD733; " width="5%"|Season
! style="background-color: #FFD733; " width="7%"|Episode number
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Episode name
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Mmm...
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Reason
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| [[Season 1|1]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 4
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Marshmallows"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| He notices marshmallows in [[Marge]]'s Jell-O mold
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 5
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart the General]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Cupcakes"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Marge offers cupcakes twice
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 12
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Chocolate, ooh... double chocolate, (gasp) new flavor... triple chocolate!"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he selects ice-cream in the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| [[Season 2|2]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 14
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After taking a last gulp of beer
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 29
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Ooh... maca-ma-damia nuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting a free sample from [[Cookie Colossus]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 33
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The War of the Simpsons]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Horse d'oeuvres"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| At Marge's party
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="16"| [[Season 3|3]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 36
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Stark Raving Dad]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pancakes"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While eating breakfast at the [[New Bedlam Rest Home for the Emotionally Interesting]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 37
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Money"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he watches money printing
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 38
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[When Flanders Failed]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Barbecue"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Upon catching scent of the [[Flanders family|Flanders]]' barbecue
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 40
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer Defined]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Purple"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting [[donut]] fillings
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 42
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sprinkles"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating a donut, with his brain implanted in a robot
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Spaghetti"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After learning that [[Lisa]]'s class is holding an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 43
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Lisa's Pony]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After choosing [[Moe's Tavern]] over [[King Toot's Music Store]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Salty"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After sampling beef jerky while working at the Kwik-E-Mart
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 46
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Land of Chocolate]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While daydreaming of the Land of Chocolate
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 48
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Radio Bart]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Chocolate"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After anticipating the chocolate in Neapolitan ice-cream (three times)
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 49
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lisa the Greek]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Crumbled-up cookie things"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he compares gambling on football to sundae toppings
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 50
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer Alone]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Strained peas"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After sampling [[Maggie]]'s baby food
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 52
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Homer at the Bat]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Donuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After seeing donuts in the break room
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Potato chips"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While wishing he was eating them
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 54
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Dog of Death]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Snouts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Preferring [[Santa's Little Helper]]'s food to his plate of chub
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Fatteining"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While admiring his waffles wrapped around a stick of butter
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="15"| [[Season 4|4]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 65
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Burger"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Responding to a reference to former chief justice of the Supreme Court Warren Burger
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Soylent Green"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| At the movie theater counter, 40 years in the future
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 67
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[New Kid on the Block]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Shrimp"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Marge tells how she had an allergic reaction to shrimp
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 69
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lisa's First Word]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hog fat"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After smelling the stench outside the rendering plant
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 70
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Ham"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After hearing [[Mr. Burns]] tell [[Smithers]] to send a Marge a condolence ham as his spirit floats from his body
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 71
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Chicken"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After trying to woo Marge with the song "I Gave My Love a Chicken... It Had No Bone"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 73
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Grapefruit"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| During a daydream in which [[Bart]] shoves a grapefruit in his face
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 75
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Duffless]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Gummi beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After sampling beer bottle shaped gummis
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 76
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Organized crime"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After a fantasy about being a crime boss lavished with donuts
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| 77
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| "[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After hearing that excess alcohol can cause liver damage and cancer
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Chocolate"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When he sees a candy machine in hospital
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Nuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After the candy machine falls on him and chocolate falls into his mouth
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 79
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Whacking Day]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Upon opening a can of beer
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 80
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Marge in Chains]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pie"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Upon hearing [[Apu]]'s testimony that he can recite pi (π) to 40,000 decimal places
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 81
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Delicious"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After [[Krusty]] hits him in the face with a pie
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="16"| [[Season 5|5]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 85
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Rosebud]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sixty-four slices of American cheese"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he eats his midnight-to-dawn snack while [[Mr. Burns]] and [[Smithers]] hang from the ceiling
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 86
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Forbidden donut"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating the last bit of his "soul" donut
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Business deal"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Mr. Burns purchases [[The Blood Bank]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| 87
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| "[[Marge on the Lam]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Invisible cola"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While passing a vending machine with new Crystal [[Buzz Cola]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Candy"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While seeing a second vending machine
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Convenient"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he dreams of treating everyone to candy and cola on Maggie's wedding day with two vending machines stuck on his arms
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| 89
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| "[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Free goo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he picks a bit of gum that covers [[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Apple"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After he tastes a pie that Bart put into a booby trap
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hamburger"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After smelling a [[Krusty Burger]] on an offshore oil rig
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 90
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Foot-long chili dog"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he and [[Mindy Simmons]] eat a chili dog together
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Marge"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After choosing Marge over a turkey
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 96
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Deep Space Homer]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Mediciney"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After drinking the liquid used for the [[NASA]] lung-capacity test
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 97
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Free wig"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While imagining himself with Marge's hair
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sacrilegious"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating the waffle he had mistaken for [[God]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 98
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Elephant-fresh"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After getting his own grooming bird, inspired by [[Stampy]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Caramel"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While stuck in the [[Springfield Tar Pits]], Marge reminds him about the trip to the caramel factory
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="5"| [[Season 6|6]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 106
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Something"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After a montage of Mmms
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 116
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Bowling fresh"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While smelling freshly sprayed bowling shoes at [[Barney's Bowlarama]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Urinal fresh"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While placing deodorant cakes in the urinals at Barney's Bowlarama
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 120
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Slanty"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After celebrating by tilting his chair at the dinner table
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 126
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Springfield Connection]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Incapacitating"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting Marge's pepper spray on eggs
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 7|7]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 134
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sprinkles"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After seeing the [[Lard Lad]] sign "Now With Sprinkles"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Unprocessed fishsticks"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When he sees a goldfish swimming around in the third dimension
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 142
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Open-faced club sandwich"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| In response to Mr. Burns' advice to use an open-faced club in golf
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 147
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[A Fish Called Selma]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pointy"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After swallowing the plastic bride and groom from the wedding cake
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 9|9]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 181
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lisa's Sax]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Recirculated air"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After stealing Flanders' air conditioner
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 192
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Das Bus]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Memo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting a pencil he had stuck in butter
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 194
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Me"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating an olive used to represent himself
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 197
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Simpson Tide]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Donuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Just before drooling on the last donut
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 10|10]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 206
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart the Mother]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Loganberry"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After smelling [[Bart]]'s scented candle
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 222
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Mom and Pop Art]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hippo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After seeing a hippo being barbecued in an informercial
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Split peas with ham"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After seeing one of {{W|Andy Warhol}}'s Campbell's Soup paintings
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 226
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Fifty-dollar pretzel"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While eating a pretzel at a sumo match
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| [[Season 11|11]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 233
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Eight Misbehavin']]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Ovulicious"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating a strawberry-flavored fertility pill
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 238
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Mansion Family]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Danish"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After [[Moe]] recommends [[Tuborg]], the beer of Danish kings, to him
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 249
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sugar walls"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating through the wall of a Gingerbread House
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="6"| [[Season 12|12]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 252
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Donuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While driving his car in circles, making "donuts"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 257
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[HOMЯ]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hug"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While reviving a hug from Lisa while eating a sandwich
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 265
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Simpson Safari]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Turbulent"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating an animal cracker from the '60s
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 270
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Various eggs"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After being served his favorite meal by [[Ultrahouse 3000]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Unexplained bacon"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After waking up to the smell of bacon
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 273
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pistol Whip"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While being held hostage, he daydreams of putting a gun into a pot of "Pistol Whip" and eating it
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="5"| [[Season 13|13]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 275
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[She of Little Faith]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pie pants"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Bart substitutes the words "Pie pants" for "science"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 283
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "That's the next best thing to eating [[Lenny]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After taking a bite out of Lenny, in pig-form
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 288
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Sweetest Apu]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Caramel baloney"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After hearing Apu say that he thought "karma was baloney, but not anymore"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 292
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Donuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When [[Homer's clones]] see huge donuts suspended from helicopters
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 294
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Feed"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When Bart mentions the live NBC news feed
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="9"| [[Season 14|14]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 297
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Great Louse Detective]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Steamed gentile"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After [[Krusty]] frees him from the steam room and asks "Who ordered the steamed gentile?"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 298
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Special Edna]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Trophy"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating a piece of first place gummi fish trophy
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 299
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "McNuggets"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After the prospector in Lisa's "Girl Cowboy" video, voiced by Homer, reports that the McNuggets have been stolen by Indians
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 300
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Barting Over]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Garnish"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After [[Judge Constance Harm]] garnishes Homer's wages so he can pay Bart
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 301
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Pray Anything]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Far-fetched"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After imagining himself as a 7-foot tall Basketball player who takes a bite out of the moon
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Move over eggs, bacon just got a new best friend... fudge"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After a truck carrying hot fudge collided with a truck carrying bacon and he samples the result
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 305
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Promo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating the "Joe Millionaire" advert at the bottom of the screen. He then spits it out and says "Ew... Fox"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 307
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Bad eggs"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After hearing Marge say "Looks like some bad eggs are cooking up trouble"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 318
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Moses (The Fat and the Furriest)|Moses]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After watching a vegetable version of the Moses story
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 15|15]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 317
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Regina Monologues]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Bacon"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Said by [[Abbie]], not Homer
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 323
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Blowholes"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Said by the character based on Homer in ''[[The Harpooned Heart]]''
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 16|16]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 346
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hot dog"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| In a flashback, when Homer anticipates eating a hot dog, which is actually his finger in a bun, covered with ketchup
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 355
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Home Away from Homer]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Soggy bread"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Ned laments about only getting soggy bread in return for casting his bread upon the waters
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 17|17]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 359
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Homer-oats"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating some of the oatmeal he has been soaking in to soothe chicken pox
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 367
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[We're on the Road to D'oh-where]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Snickers Pie"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After telling Bart that's he's one Snickers Pie away from diabetes
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 18|18]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 382
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Extra-virgin"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After taking a bite out of the [[Squeaky-voiced teen]] while possessed by the blob
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 397
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Crook and Ladder]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Soggy, smoky hero"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Marge tells him that the next time she'll see him is when he is a soggy, smoky hero
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="5"| [[Season 19|19]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 402
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Homer of Seville]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Au jus-not quite gravy, not quite blood"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting the roast beef at a funeral
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 407
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Husbands and Knives]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Porkpie"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When Bart refers to [[Milo]]'s porkpie hat
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 409
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pickle"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When Moe adds Absolut Pikl to the [[Forget-Me-Shot]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 414
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Lamb"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After going into the [[Sleep-Eazy Motel]] with a lamb shawarma
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 420
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[All About Lisa]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Terrible"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating a pizza slice from 1978
|-

| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" colspan="3"| [[Homer's Colonoscopy]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Mayo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After going to the Mayo Clinic
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" colspan="3"| [[The Simpsons Game]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "White-pelted chocolate"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 25|25]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 531
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homerland]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "So slivered"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When he decides he'll enjoy green beans with slivered almonds
|-

|}

[[Category:Catchphrases]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Mmm...

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ProFan2011:

{{Catchphrase
|title = Mmm...
|image =
|Character = [[Homer Simpson]]
|Reason For Saying = Prospect of something good (e.g. food)
|Written in Scripts and Episode Titles as =
|First Heard = "[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"
}}

"'''Mmm...'''" is one of Homer's catchphrases which he often uses when he tastes, smells, hears about or even thinks about something tasty and/or pleasant. His most commonly heard utterance is "Mmm... donuts", followed by the sound of his stomach growling.

== List of Mmms ==
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{| border="1" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! style="background-color: #FFD733; " width="5%"|Season
! style="background-color: #FFD733; " width="7%"|Episode number
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Episode name
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Mmm...
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Reason
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| [[Season 1|1]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 4
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Marshmallows"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| He notices marshmallows in [[Marge]]'s Jell-O mold
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 5
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart the General]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Cupcakes"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Marge offers cupcakes twice
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 12
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Chocolate, ooh... double chocolate, (gasp) new flavor... triple chocolate!"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he selects ice-cream in the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| [[Season 2|2]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 14
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After taking a last gulp of beer
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 29
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Ooh... maca-ma-damia nuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting a free sample from [[Cookie Colossus]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 33
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The War of the Simpsons]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Horse d'oeuvres"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| At Marge's party
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="16"| [[Season 3|3]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 36
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Stark Raving Dad]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pancakes"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While eating breakfast at the [[New Bedlam Rest Home for the Emotionally Interesting]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 37
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Money"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he watches money printing
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 38
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[When Flanders Failed]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Barbecue"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Upon catching scent of the [[Flanders family|Flanders]]' barbecue
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 40
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer Defined]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Purple"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting [[donut]] fillings
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 42
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sprinkles"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating a donut, with his brain implanted in a robot
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Spaghetti"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After learning that [[Lisa]]'s class is holding an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 43
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Lisa's Pony]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After choosing [[Moe's Tavern]] over [[King Toot's Music Store]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Salty"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After sampling beef jerky while working at the Kwik-E-Mart
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 46
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Land of Chocolate]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While daydreaming of the Land of Chocolate
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 48
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Radio Bart]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Chocolate"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After anticipating the chocolate in Neapolitan ice-cream (three times)
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 49
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lisa the Greek]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Crumbled-up cookie things"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he compares gambling on football to sundae toppings
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 50
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer Alone]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Strained peas"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After sampling [[Maggie]]'s baby food
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 52
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Homer at the Bat]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Donuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After seeing donuts in the break room
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Potato chips"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While wishing he was eating them
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 54
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Dog of Death]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Snouts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Preferring [[Santa's Little Helper]]'s food to his plate of chub
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Fatteining"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While admiring his waffles wrapped around a stick of butter
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="15"| [[Season 4|4]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 65
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Burger"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Responding to a reference to former chief justice of the Supreme Court Warren Burger
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Soylent Green"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| At the movie theater counter, 40 years in the future
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 67
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[New Kid on the Block]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Shrimp"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Marge tells how she had an allergic reaction to shrimp
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 69
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lisa's First Word]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hog fat"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After smelling the stench outside the rendering plant
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 70
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Ham"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After hearing [[Mr. Burns]] tell [[Smithers]] to send a Marge a condolence ham as his spirit floats from his body
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 71
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Chicken"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After trying to woo Marge with the song "I Gave My Love a Chicken... It Had No Bone"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 73
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Grapefruit"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| During a daydream in which [[Bart]] shoves a grapefruit in his face
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 75
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Duffless]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Gummi beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After sampling beer bottle shaped gummis
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 76
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Organized crime"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After a fantasy about being a crime boss lavished with donuts
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| 77
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| "[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After hearing that excess alcohol can cause liver damage and cancer
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Chocolate"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When he sees a candy machine in hospital
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Nuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After the candy machine falls on him and chocolate falls into his mouth
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 79
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Whacking Day]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Upon opening a can of beer
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 80
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Marge in Chains]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pie"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Upon hearing [[Apu]]'s testimony that he can recite pi (π) to 40,000 decimal places
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 81
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Delicious"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After [[Krusty]] hits him in the face with a pie
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="16"| [[Season 5|5]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 85
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Rosebud]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sixty-four slices of American cheese"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he eats his midnight-to-dawn snack while [[Mr. Burns]] and [[Smithers]] hang from the ceiling
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 86
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Forbidden donut"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating the last bit of his "soul" donut
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Business deal"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Mr. Burns purchases [[The Blood Bank]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| 87
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| "[[Marge on the Lam]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Invisible cola"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While passing a vending machine with new Crystal [[Buzz Cola]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Candy"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While seeing a second vending machine
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Convenient"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he dreams of treating everyone to candy and cola on Maggie's wedding day with two vending machines stuck on his arms
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| 89
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| "[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Free goo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he picks a bit of gum that covers [[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Apple"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After he tastes a pie that Bart put into a booby trap
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hamburger"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After smelling a [[Krusty Burger]] on an offshore oil rig
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 90
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Foot-long chili dog"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he and [[Mindy Simmons]] eat a chili dog together
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Marge"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After choosing Marge over a turkey
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 96
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Deep Space Homer]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Mediciney"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After drinking the liquid used for the [[NASA]] lung-capacity test
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 97
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Free wig"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While imagining himself with Marge's hair
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sacrilegious"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating the waffle he had mistaken for [[God]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 98
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Elephant-fresh"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After getting his own grooming bird, inspired by [[Stampy]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Caramel"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While stuck in the [[Springfield Tar Pits]], Marge reminds him about the trip to the caramel factory
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="5"| [[Season 6|6]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 106
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Something"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After a montage of Mmms
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 116
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Bowling fresh"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While smelling freshly sprayed bowling shoes at [[Barney's Bowlarama]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Urinal fresh"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While placing deodorant cakes in the urinals at Barney's Bowlarama
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 120
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Slanty"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After celebrating by tilting his chair at the dinner table
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 126
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Springfield Connection]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Incapacitating"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting Marge's pepper spray on eggs
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 7|7]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 134
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sprinkles"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After seeing the [[Lard Lad]] sign "Now With Sprinkles"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Unprocessed fishsticks"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When he sees a goldfish swimming around in the third dimension
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 142
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Open-faced club sandwich"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| In response to Mr. Burns' advice to use an open-faced club in golf
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 147
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[A Fish Called Selma]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pointy"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After swallowing the plastic bride and groom from the wedding cake
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 9|9]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 181
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lisa's Sax]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Recirculated air"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After stealing Flanders' air conditioner
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 192
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Das Bus]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Memo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting a pencil he had stuck in butter
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 194
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Me"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating an olive used to represent himself
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 197
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Simpson Tide]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Donuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Just before drooling on the last donut
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 10|10]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 206
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart the Mother]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Loganberry"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After smelling [[Bart]]'s scented candle
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 222
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Mom and Pop Art]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hippo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After seeing a hippo being barbecued in an informercial
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Split peas with ham"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After seeing one of {{W|Andy Warhol}}'s Campbell's Soup paintings
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 226
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Fifty-dollar pretzel"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While eating a pretzel at a sumo match
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| [[Season 11|11]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 233
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Eight Misbehavin']]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Ovulicious"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating a strawberry-flavored fertility pill
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 238
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Mansion Family]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Danish"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After [[Moe]] recommends [[Tuborg]], the beer of Danish kings, to him
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 249
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sugar walls"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating through the wall of a Gingerbread House
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="6"| [[Season 12|12]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 252
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Donuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While driving his car in circles, making "donuts"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 257
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[HOMЯ]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hug"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While reviving a hug from Lisa while eating a sandwich
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 265
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Simpson Safari]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Turbulent"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating an animal cracker from the '60s
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 270
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Various eggs"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After being served his favorite meal by [[Ultrahouse 3000]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Unexplained bacon"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After waking up to the smell of bacon
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 273
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pistol Whip"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While being held hostage, he daydreams of putting a gun into a pot of "Pistol Whip" and eating it
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="5"| [[Season 13|13]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 275
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[She of Little Faith]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pie pants"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Bart substitutes the words "Pie pants" for "science"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 283
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "That's the next best thing to eating [[Lenny]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After taking a bite out of Lenny, in pig-form
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 288
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Sweetest Apu]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Caramel baloney"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After hearing Apu say that he thought "karma was baloney, but not anymore"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 292
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Donuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When [[Homer's clones]] see huge donuts suspended from helicopters
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 294
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Feed"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When Bart mentions the live NBC news feed
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="9"| [[Season 14|14]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 297
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Great Louse Detective]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Steamed gentile"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After [[Krusty]] frees him from the steam room and asks "Who ordered the steamed gentile?"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 298
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Special Edna]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Trophy"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating a piece of first place gummi fish trophy
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 299
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "McNuggets"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After the prospector in Lisa's "Girl Cowboy" video, voiced by Homer, reports that the McNuggets have been stolen by Indians
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 300
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Barting Over]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Garnish"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After [[Judge Constance Harm]] garnishes Homer's wages so he can pay Bart
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 301
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Pray Anything]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Far-fetched"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After imagining himself as a 7-foot tall Basketball player who takes a bite out of the moon
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Move over eggs, bacon just got a new best friend... fudge"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After a truck carrying hot fudge collided with a truck carrying bacon and he samples the result
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 305
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Promo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating the "Joe Millionaire" advert at the bottom of the screen. He then spits it out and says "Ew... Fox"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 307
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Bad eggs"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After hearing Marge say "Looks like some bad eggs are cooking up trouble"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 318
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Moses (The Fat and the Furriest)|Moses]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After watching a vegetable version of the Moses story
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 15|15]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 317
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Regina Monologues]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Bacon"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Said by [[Abbie]], not Homer
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 323
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Blowholes"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Said by the character based on Homer in ''[[The Harpooned Heart]]''
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 16|16]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 346
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hot dog"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| In a flashback, when Homer anticipates eating a hot dog, which is actually his finger in a bun, covered with ketchup
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 355
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Home Away from Homer]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Soggy bread"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Ned laments about only getting soggy bread in return for casting his bread upon the waters
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 17|17]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 359
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Homer-oats"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating some of the oatmeal he has been soaking in to soothe chicken pox
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 367
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[We're on the Road to D'oh-where]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Snickers Pie"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After telling Bart that's he's one Snickers Pie away from diabetes
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 18|18]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 382
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Extra-virgin"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After taking a bite out of the [[Squeaky-voiced teen]] while possessed by the blob
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 397
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Crook and Ladder]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Soggy, smoky hero"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Marge tells him that the next time she'll see him is when he is a soggy, smoky hero
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="5"| [[Season 19|19]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 402
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Homer of Seville]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Au jus-not quite gravy, not quite blood"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting the roast beef at a funeral
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 407
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Husbands and Knives]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Porkpie"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When Bart refers to [[Milo]]'s porkpie hat
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 409
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pickle"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When Moe adds Absolut Pikl to the [[Forget-Me-Shot]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 414
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Lamb"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After going into the [[Sleep-Eazy Motel]] with a lamb shawarma
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 420
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[All About Lisa]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Terrible"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating a pizza slice from 1978
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 25|25]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 531
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homerland]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "So slivered"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When he decides he'll enjoy green beans with slivered almonds
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" colspan="3"| [[Homer's Colonoscopy]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Mayo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After going to the Mayo Clinic
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" colspan="3"| [[The Simpsons Game]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "White-pelted chocolate"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
|-

|}

[[Category:Catchphrases]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Mmm...

2013-10-02T12:07:00Z

ProFan2011:

{{Catchphrase
|title = Mmm...
|image =
|Character = [[Homer Simpson]]
|Reason For Saying = Prospect of something good (e.g. food)
|Written in Scripts and Episode Titles as =
|First Heard = "[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"
}}

"'''Mmm...'''" is one of Homer's catchphrases which he often uses when he tastes, smells, hears about or even thinks about something tasty and/or pleasant. His most commonly heard utterance is "Mmm... donuts", followed by the sound of his stomach growling.

== List of Mmms ==
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{| border="1" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! style="background-color: #FFD733; " width="5%"|Season
! style="background-color: #FFD733; " width="7%"|Episode number
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Episode name
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Mmm...
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Reason
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| [[Season 1|1]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 4
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Marshmallows"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| He notices marshmallows in [[Marge]]'s Jell-O mold
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 5
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart the General]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Cupcakes"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Marge offers cupcakes twice
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 12
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Chocolate, ooh... double chocolate, (gasp) new flavor... triple chocolate!"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he selects ice-cream in the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| [[Season 2|2]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 14
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After taking a last gulp of beer
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 29
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Ooh... maca-ma-damia nuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting a free sample from [[Cookie Colossus]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 33
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The War of the Simpsons]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Horse d'oeuvres"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| At Marge's party
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="16"| [[Season 3|3]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 36
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Stark Raving Dad]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pancakes"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While eating breakfast at the [[New Bedlam Rest Home for the Emotionally Interesting]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 37
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Money"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he watches money printing
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 38
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[When Flanders Failed]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Barbecue"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Upon catching scent of the [[Flanders family|Flanders]]' barbecue
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 40
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer Defined]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Purple"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting [[donut]] fillings
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 42
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sprinkles"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating a donut, with his brain implanted in a robot
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Spaghetti"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After learning that [[Lisa]]'s class is holding an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 43
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Lisa's Pony]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After choosing [[Moe's Tavern]] over [[King Toot's Music Store]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Salty"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After sampling beef jerky while working at the Kwik-E-Mart
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 46
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Land of Chocolate]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While daydreaming of the Land of Chocolate
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 48
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Radio Bart]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Chocolate"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After anticipating the chocolate in Neapolitan ice-cream (three times)
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 49
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lisa the Greek]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Crumbled-up cookie things"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he compares gambling on football to sundae toppings
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 50
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer Alone]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Strained peas"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After sampling [[Maggie]]'s baby food
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 52
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Homer at the Bat]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Donuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After seeing donuts in the break room
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Potato chips"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While wishing he was eating them
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 54
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Dog of Death]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Snouts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Preferring [[Santa's Little Helper]]'s food to his plate of chub
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Fatteining"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While admiring his waffles wrapped around a stick of butter
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="15"| [[Season 4|4]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 65
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Burger"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Responding to a reference to former chief justice of the Supreme Court Warren Burger
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Soylent Green"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| At the movie theater counter, 40 years in the future
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 67
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[New Kid on the Block]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Shrimp"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Marge tells how she had an allergic reaction to shrimp
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 69
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lisa's First Word]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hog fat"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After smelling the stench outside the rendering plant
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 70
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Ham"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After hearing [[Mr. Burns]] tell [[Smithers]] to send a Marge a condolence ham as his spirit floats from his body
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 71
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Chicken"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After trying to woo Marge with the song "I Gave My Love a Chicken... It Had No Bone"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 73
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Grapefruit"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| During a daydream in which [[Bart]] shoves a grapefruit in his face
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 75
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Duffless]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Gummi beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After sampling beer bottle shaped gummis
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 76
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Organized crime"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After a fantasy about being a crime boss lavished with donuts
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| 77
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| "[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After hearing that excess alcohol can cause liver damage and cancer
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Chocolate"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When he sees a candy machine in hospital
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Nuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After the candy machine falls on him and chocolate falls into his mouth
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 79
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Whacking Day]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Beer"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Upon opening a can of beer
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 80
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Marge in Chains]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pie"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Upon hearing [[Apu]]'s testimony that he can recite pi (π) to 40,000 decimal places
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 81
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Delicious"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After [[Krusty]] hits him in the face with a pie
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="16"| [[Season 5|5]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 85
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Rosebud]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sixty-four slices of American cheese"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he eats his midnight-to-dawn snack while [[Mr. Burns]] and [[Smithers]] hang from the ceiling
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 86
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Forbidden donut"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating the last bit of his "soul" donut
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Business deal"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Mr. Burns purchases [[The Blood Bank]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| 87
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| "[[Marge on the Lam]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Invisible cola"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While passing a vending machine with new Crystal [[Buzz Cola]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Candy"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While seeing a second vending machine
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Convenient"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he dreams of treating everyone to candy and cola on Maggie's wedding day with two vending machines stuck on his arms
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| 89
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| "[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Free goo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he picks a bit of gum that covers [[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Apple"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After he tastes a pie that Bart put into a booby trap
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hamburger"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After smelling a [[Krusty Burger]] on an offshore oil rig
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 90
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Foot-long chili dog"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| As he and [[Mindy Simmons]] eat a chili dog together
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Marge"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After choosing Marge over a turkey
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 96
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Deep Space Homer]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Mediciney"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After drinking the liquid used for the [[NASA]] lung-capacity test
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 97
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Free wig"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While imagining himself with Marge's hair
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sacrilegious"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating the waffle he had mistaken for [[God]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 98
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Elephant-fresh"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After getting his own grooming bird, inspired by [[Stampy]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Caramel"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While stuck in the [[Springfield Tar Pits]], Marge reminds him about the trip to the caramel factory
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="5"| [[Season 6|6]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 106
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Something"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After a montage of Mmms
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 116
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Bowling fresh"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While smelling freshly sprayed bowling shoes at [[Barney's Bowlarama]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Urinal fresh"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While placing deodorant cakes in the urinals at Barney's Bowlarama
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 120
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Slanty"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After celebrating by tilting his chair at the dinner table
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 126
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Springfield Connection]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Incapacitating"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting Marge's pepper spray on eggs
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 7|7]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 134
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sprinkles"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After seeing the [[Lard Lad]] sign "Now With Sprinkles"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Unprocessed fishsticks"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When he sees a goldfish swimming around in the third dimension
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 142
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Open-faced club sandwich"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| In response to Mr. Burns' advice to use an open-faced club in golf
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 147
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[A Fish Called Selma]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pointy"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After swallowing the plastic bride and groom from the wedding cake
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 9|9]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 181
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lisa's Sax]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Recirculated air"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After stealing Flanders' air conditioner
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 192
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Das Bus]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Memo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting a pencil he had stuck in butter
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 194
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Me"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating an olive used to represent himself
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 197
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Simpson Tide]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Donuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Just before drooling on the last donut
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 10|10]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 206
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart the Mother]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Loganberry"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After smelling [[Bart]]'s scented candle
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 222
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Mom and Pop Art]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hippo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After seeing a hippo being barbecued in an informercial
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Split peas with ham"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After seeing one of {{W|Andy Warhol}}'s Campbell's Soup paintings
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 226
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Fifty-dollar pretzel"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While eating a pretzel at a sumo match
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| [[Season 11|11]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 233
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Eight Misbehavin']]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Ovulicious"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating a strawberry-flavored fertility pill
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 238
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Mansion Family]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Danish"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After [[Moe]] recommends [[Tuborg]], the beer of Danish kings, to him
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 249
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Sugar walls"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating through the wall of a Gingerbread House
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="6"| [[Season 12|12]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 252
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Donuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While driving his car in circles, making "donuts"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 257
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[HOMЯ]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hug"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While reviving a hug from Lisa while eating a sandwich
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 265
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Simpson Safari]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Turbulent"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating an animal cracker from the '60s
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 270
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Various eggs"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After being served his favorite meal by [[Ultrahouse 3000]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Unexplained bacon"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After waking up to the smell of bacon
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 273
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pistol Whip"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| While being held hostage, he daydreams of putting a gun into a pot of "Pistol Whip" and eating it
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="5"| [[Season 13|13]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 275
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[She of Little Faith]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pie pants"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Bart substitutes the words "Pie pants" for "science"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 283
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "That's the next best thing to eating [[Lenny]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After taking a bite out of Lenny, in pig-form
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 288
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Sweetest Apu]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Caramel baloney"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After hearing Apu say that he thought "karma was baloney, but not anymore"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 292
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Donuts"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When [[Homer's clones]] see huge donuts suspended from helicopters
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 294
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Feed"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When Bart mentions the live NBC news feed
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="9"| [[Season 14|14]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 297
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Great Louse Detective]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Steamed gentile"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After [[Krusty]] frees him from the steam room and asks "Who ordered the steamed gentile?"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 298
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Special Edna]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Trophy"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating a piece of first place gummi fish trophy
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 299
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "McNuggets"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After the prospector in Lisa's "Girl Cowboy" video, voiced by Homer, reports that the McNuggets have been stolen by Indians
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 300
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Barting Over]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Garnish"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After [[Judge Constance Harm]] garnishes Homer's wages so he can pay Bart
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 301
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Pray Anything]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Far-fetched"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After imagining himself as a 7-foot tall Basketball player who takes a bite out of the moon
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Move over eggs, bacon just got a new best friend... fudge"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After a truck carrying hot fudge collided with a truck carrying bacon and he samples the result
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 305
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Promo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating the "Joe Millionaire" advert at the bottom of the screen. He then spits it out and says "Ew... Fox"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 307
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Bad eggs"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After hearing Marge say "Looks like some bad eggs are cooking up trouble"
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 318
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Moses (The Fat and the Furriest)|Moses]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After watching a vegetable version of the Moses story
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 15|15]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 317
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Regina Monologues]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Bacon"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Said by [[Abbie]], not Homer
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 323
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Blowholes"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Said by the character based on Homer in ''[[The Harpooned Heart]]''
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 16|16]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 346
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Hot dog"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| In a flashback, when Homer anticipates eating a hot dog, which is actually his finger in a bun, covered with ketchup
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 355
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Home Away from Homer]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Soggy bread"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Ned laments about only getting soggy bread in return for casting his bread upon the waters
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 17|17]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 359
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Homer-oats"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating some of the oatmeal he has been soaking in to soothe chicken pox
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 367
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[We're on the Road to D'oh-where]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Snickers Pie"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After telling Bart that's he's one Snickers Pie away from diabetes
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 18|18]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 382
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Extra-virgin"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After taking a bite out of the [[Squeaky-voiced teen]] while possessed by the blob
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 397
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Crook and Ladder]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Soggy, smoky hero"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After Marge tells him that the next time she'll see him is when he is a soggy, smoky hero
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="5"| [[Season 19|19]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 402
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Homer of Seville]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Au jus-not quite gravy, not quite blood"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After tasting the roast beef at a funeral
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 407
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Husbands and Knives]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Porkpie"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When Bart refers to [[Milo]]'s porkpie hat
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 409
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Pickle"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When Moe adds Absolut Pikl to the [[Forget-Me-Shot]]
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 414
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Lamb"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After going into the [[Sleep-Eazy Motel]] with a lamb shawarma
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 420
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[All About Lisa]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Terrible"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After eating a pizza slice from 1978
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" colspan="3"| [[Homer's Colonoscopy]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "Mayo"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| After going to the Mayo Clinic
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" colspan="3"| [[The Simpsons Game]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "White-pelted chocolate"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
|-
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 25|25]]
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 531
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homerland]]"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "So slivered"
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| When he decides he'll enjoy green beans with slivered almonds
|-
|}

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The Falcon and the D'ohman

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{{EpisodePrevNext|The Ned-liest Catch|Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts|season=23|number=487}}
{{Quote|I am being held somewhere in the [[Springfield]] area. Turn the card.|[[Homer Simpson]]}}

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|specialGuestVoices= [[Kiefer Sutherland]] as [[Wayne Slater]] [[Tom Colicchio]] as {{ch|Tom Colicchio|Himself}} [[Kevin Michael Richardson]] as [[SendEx employee]]
|Show Runner= [[Al Jean]]
|Written By= [[Justin Hurwitz]]
|Directed By= [[Matthew Nastuk]]
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"'''The Falcon and the D'ohman'''" is the first episode of [[season 23]]. It originally aired on September 25, [[2011]]. [[Kiefer Sutherland]] guest stars as [[Wayne Slater]] and [[Tom Colicchio]] as {{ch|Tom Colicchio|himself}}.

== Synopsis ==
Homer makes friends with a new security guard at the power plant, but it is revealed he has a hidden past. Meanwhile, Marge daydreams that she has become a contestant on a cooking show called ''[[Master Chef: Extreme Snack Edition]]'' (that's not even a plot!). Also, the result of [[Nedna]] is revealed.

== Plot ==
[[Comic Book Guy]] starts the episode by telling the viewers about his summer and there will be hints in the episode as to the result of [[Nedna]]. After the [[opening sequence]], Homer sings a [[Sneaking in at Noon|song]] about arriving at [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|work]]. He goes to greet his friend {{ap|Larry|The Falcon and the D'ohman}}, but discovers he has been replaced by a new employee, [[Wayne Slater]]. Homer asks if we can fist bump him, but Wayne rejects. He then asks if he can grab a beer with Wayne after work, but he says he prefers not to have social interactions with co-workers.

Meanwhile, [[Marge]] is daydreaming about being on a TV show called ''Master Chef: Extreme Snack Edition''. On the show, Marge is a contestant and {{ch|Tom Colicchio}} judges her meal. He enjoys it, and says she has won the show. Her prize is a brand new kitchen, which Tom transforms in to. Back in reality, Marge gives [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] snacks identical to the one she made on the show. The kids taste it, but they dislike it saying they like routine and not surprises. Homer comes into the room, and tells Marge about Wayne. Marge gives him a get-well pork chop to cheer him up.
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The whistle blows for the end of work, and Homer walks out in the rain. He asks {{ap|Charlie|SNPP}} if he would like to have a beer with him. Charlie says he has to answer some questions for a phone survey, so Homer drives to [[Moe's]] on his own. While driving, he spots Wayne walking in the rain gloomily. Homer asks him if he wants a ride, but Wayne says he can walk. It then starts hailing, and the sidewalk is closed, so Wayne gives in and gets in Homer's car.

At Moe's, Wayne goes to the men's room, when [[Snake]] bursts in on his motorbike and holds up the tavern. Wayne comes out of the bathroom, and notices Snake. He leaps into the air and kicks Snake in the head. After a few seconds, Snake gets up ready to fire his gun. Wayne comes up from behind and pulls a pool triangle over his body. His bullet hits the ceiling, ruining [[Moe]]'s fresco. Finally, Wayne places Moe's egg jar on his head, and smashes it with a chair. As the group pick up Moe's eggs, Wayne spies Snake coming up to him from behind in the reflection of one of the eggs. He throws the egg behind him, landing in Snake's mouth. Moe retrieves the egg, saying that is the farthest one of his eggs ever made it down someone's throat.

At [[742 Evergreen Terrace|the Simpson's house]], Wayne is having dinner with the [[Simpson family]]. Marge says it is because anyone who says Homer's life gets to have dinner with them (which happens about once a week). When Bart asks how he knows so many self-defense moves, Wayne says it is because he had special training. Then, a flashback starts. In the flashback, Wayne is in the center of a room with doors all around it. Two doors open, and a ninja comes out of each one. Wayne kicks one, and punches the other. A sumo wrestler enters the room and runs towards him, so Wayne lifts him up and throws him behind himself. Another person runs towards Wayne, but he picks him up and throws him into the air. [[Gogo Yubari]] attacks him with a large meteor hammer, which he kicks right back at her, causing the chain to wrap around her neck and choke her. A tank comes along, but Wayne sticks his hand in the turret, causing the tank to makes itself explode. [[Lugash]] enters, but Wayne rips off his clothes, causing him to scuttle away, embarrassed. [[Chucky]] leaps into the air with a knife. Wayne pushes him to the ground. [[Pinhead]] comes out of one of the doors. Wayne kicks him in the stomach repeatedly. [[Kobe Bryant]] prepares to hit Wayne with a basketball, but he punches him causing Bryant to lose some teeth and he knocked out. [[The Penguin]] comes out of one of the doors with two henchman, and points his umbrella at Wayne. Wayne grabs the umbrella, and sprays the trio with gas that knocks them out. Three people with clubs come running at him, but Wayne uses the umbrella again. Then, a polar bear attacks Wayne and the falshback ends.

Wayne starts to walk out the room, but Homer wants him to stay for dessert. He squeezes Wayne in the same manner that the polar bear did, and Wayne has the same reaction. Wayne runs out the house. [[Ned]] arrives at the window asking if the family that he has started drinking orange juice with pulp, as the [[Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.|reverend]] had said it was okay.

Back at the power plant the next morning, Wayne arrives for work. Cameras and microphones flash in his faces. [[Kent Brockman]] arrives reporting for the news. He tells the viewers about Wayne's heroic actions, shown in a Tawainese animated dramatization. In the animation, Wayne in punching Snake while the barflies watch. Moe takes back his eggs "for later consumption". The subtible says "The barflies drank too much", as Barney throws up loads of beer. Bart comes to get Homer, and they drive home bumping into things. When the dramatization ends, [[Mr. Burns]] awards Wayne the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant silver safety hat. A horse-driven carriage comes along, and [[Smithers]] opens it. A monkey riding on a minute carriage with the silver safety hat on the back comes out, and Mr. Burns picks up the hat. Burns moves towards Wayne with the hat in his hand, and a flashback starts.

[[Wayne Slater's boss|Wayne's boss]] is congratulating Wayne as they did not lose the visible half of the moon. Wayne says he was just doing his job, and his boss replies he did it too well and the protocol demands they erase his memory. The boss's henchmen grab Wayne as the boss takes out a hat stating "erase" on the top. Wayne attacks the two henchmen, and grabs the hat. He puts it on his boss's head and presses the "erase" button. In the present, Wayne is pressing the hat firmly on Mr. Burns' head as [[Lenny]] and [[Carl]] are on the floor (presumably they were who Wayne imagined as the henchmen). Wayne starts strangling Mr. Burns, but Homer stops him. Two security guards take Wayne, and, after a prompt from Homer, two security guard help Mr. Burns up. When Mr. Burns is back on his feet, he fires Wayne.

As Wayne is packing his bag, Homer suggests he stays at their house until he can get back on his feet, as it should be too long. Wayne tells him he has no job or references, so Homer says it's best to concentrate on what you do have. Wayne says he has reacurring flashbacks to a nightmarish past, and Homer says he has reacurring flashfowards to a nightmarish future. He then "flashfowards" to a scene where a robot is on a pile of skulls. A group called "Skull Crushers Local 521" are chanting "unfair, unfair!" Homer angrily exclaims that the robot had taken their jobs. The robot faces the gang, his eyes glowing bright red. Homer quickly points to Lenny saying he made the remark, and the robot disintergrates Lenny. Homer then points to Carl saying "maybe it was him." As the flashfoward ends, Wayne says that his nightmares are real.

Wayne is asleep in Bart's treehouse and is yelling about one of his past events. He is disturbing many couples, including Ned and [[Edna]]. The next morning, he apologizes. He says he has done unspeakable things, so Marge asks what brought him to [[Springfield]]. He says it was because Springfield appears on no maps. Homer tells him it is because they couldn't find a [[Google Maps]] photo without him naked or urinating. Marge adds that when there was a map-makers convention in the town, they all got {{w|Lou Gehrig's disease}} (though a different type from the normal one).

In the living room, Wayne is teaching Lisa some self-defense moves. Marge comes in with Maggie asking to talk with Wayne alone for a minute. Bart tells Maggie to remember everything they say and tell them later in rattle code, but in rattle code Maggie says "no". As the children leave, Marge says that she doesn't think he should be teaching the kids advanced interrogation techniques. Wayne apologizes, and Marge asks he could teach her a few driving tricks. At the [[Springfield Mall]], [[Manjula]] reverses out of a parking space, and signals to [[Helen Lovejoy]]. Marge comes up from behind, and drives over Helen's car to get into the spot first. Wayne stares at Marge worriedly.

At [[Springfield Elementary School]], Bart is getting lunch when [[Dolph]] grabs Bart telling him to give him his lunch money. Bart attacks Dolph and [[Kearney]], and [[Jimbo]] asks where he learnt those moves. Bart informs him that if he told him, he'd have to kill him. Bart asks if he can tell him, but Jimbo stuffs mash potato in his ears and runs off.

At home, Lisa is playing {{w|Dance of the Knights}} on her saxophone, while [[Grampa]] is sitting next to her. Wayne hears the song, and has another flashback. An orchestra is playing the same tune, when a shooting party starts. Wayne is in the battle. The flashback ends.

In [[Kiev]], [[Ukraine]], a mob boss named {{ap|Victor|The Falcon and the D'ohman}} is on his computer checking his e-mails. He finds a link to a [[MyTube]] video called [[Auto-tune disaster song|"Auto-tune disaster victim"]]. He watches half the video, and then sees a video of Wayne attacking Mr. Burns. He notices Wayne and becomes angry as he had caused the death of everyone he loved. His [[Unnamed Ukrainian mobster|assistant]] suggest he gives it 0 stars, but instead he says they are going to Springfield to kill Wayne, after they finish watching the auto-tune disaster victim video.

Back in Springfield, Homer is singing [[Washing Out the Dog Poo]] while holding a hose when Victor arrives in his car. He opens the window and says he is looking for a man named Wayne. Homer says he's gone, so Victor asks if he is Wayne's friend. Homer sternly replies that Wayne has no friends, so the car drives off. Just then, Homer yells "Except me!" The car quickly reverses, and Victor asks him if they kindapped a friend of Wayne's if he would attempt to rescue them. Homer supposes he would if the friend was being horribly tortured, so Victor's assistant and another man grab Homer and get him in the car. The car drives off as the hose is left running.

On [[Channel 6 News]], Brockman reports that a local man has been kidnapped by Ukrainian gangsters. A video is shown of Homer sitting tied up on a chair.

== Production ==
Several videos leaked across the internet featuring scenes from this episode in the month and the month before its premiere. In August, FoxBroadcasting on YouTube released a short promo about Homer's storyline, in which we learn [[Kiefer Sutherland]]'s character, [[Wayne Slater]]. Entertainment Weekly released two videos, one with the robbery at [[Moe's Tavern]], and the other with [[Comic Book Guy]] opening the episode with a prologue, telling viewers about his summer and having the new season premiere on his computer.

== Reception ==
The episode gathered 7.91 million households viewers in its slot on Fox, and was the highest-rated season premiere that night.

== Promotional images ==
<gallery>
File:The Falcon and the D'ohman promo 2.jpg|Marge fantasizes about being a contestant on ''Master Chef: Extreme Snack Edition'' hosted by Tom Colicchio (guest voicing as himself).
</gallery>

{{Season 23}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Falcon and the D'ohman, The}}

[[Category:2011]]
[[Category:Homer episodes]]
[[Category:Season premieres]]

[[sv:The Falcon and the D'ohman]]

Boise

2013-10-01T22:11:20Z

ProFan2011:

{{Town
|name = Boise
|image =
|country = [[USA]]
|appearance = "[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"
}}

'''Boise''' is the capital city of [[Idaho]].

== History ==
While in [[The Prodigy Barn]] toy store, [[Bart]] was playing a video game that involved blasting the capital cities of every state. He was having fun, until he realized that it was an eduactional game and threw the controller at the TV screen, exclaiming "That'll teach you to teach me!"

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|'Tis the Fifteenth Season|(Seen on video game)}}
*{{ep|Homerland}}

== External links ==
*{{Wikipedialink|Boise, Idaho}}

{{Towns and cities}}

[[Category:One time locations]]

Boise

2013-10-01T22:11:05Z

ProFan2011:

{{Town
|name = Boise
|image =
|country = [[USA]]
|appearance = "[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"
}}

'''Boise''' is the capital city of [[Idaho]].

== History ==
While in [[The Prodigy Barn]] toy store, [[Bart]] was playing a video game that involved blasting the capital cities of every state. He was having fun, until he realized that it was an eduactional game and threw the controller at the TV screen, exclaiming "That'll teach you to teach me!"

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|'Tis the Fifteenth Season|(Seen on video game)}}
*{{ep|Homerland)}}

== External links ==
*{{Wikipedialink|Boise, Idaho}}

{{Towns and cities}}

[[Category:One time locations]]

Homerland/Gags

2013-10-01T11:29:02Z

ProFan2011:

{{TabG
|episode=Homerland
}}
{{EpisodePrevNextGag|Dangers on a Train|Treehouse of Horror XXIV}}
== Title screen gag ==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Homerland title screen gag.png
</gallery>

'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]] yelling out "[[Seymour Skinner|Skinnerrrr!]]" in a lawnchair with a balloon attached to a chair.''' (a possible reference to "{{w|Larry Walters|Lawnchair Larry}}")
</center>

== Couch gag ==
{{Couch Gag
|name = "Homerland" couch gag
|image = [[File:Homerland couch gag 1.png|250px]]
|duration = '''Beginning:''' 0:10 '''Extendered:''' 0:18
}}
:'''The couch is behind a velvet rope and guarded by a bouncer with a clipboard. When the family approach the couch, the bouncer lets [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Maggie]] in to sit on the couch. However, he denies entry to [[Homer]], pointing to the clipboard and showing him that his name isn't on the list. When Homer tries to force his way in, the bouncer hits him over the head with a nightstick.'''

:'''During the credits, the story reappears and Homer is still denies access while even characters from ''[[American Dad!]]'', ''[[Bob's Burgers]]'', and ''[[Family Guy]]'' are also granted access and characters from ''[[The Cleveland Show]]'' soon arrive and are not allowed in because they're African-American. The characters take a stand and a furious with [[FOX]] for being unfair to them with Cleveland, Jr. and Rallo doing the {{w|1968 Olympics Black Power salute|Black Power salute}}. They are eventually allowed in while Homer is still not. Homer is eventually tasered in his best efforts to get in.'''

=== Gallery ===
<gallery>
File:Homerland couch gag 2.png
File:Homerland couch gag 3.png
File:Homerland couch gag 4.png
File:Homerland couch gag 5.png
File:Homerland couch gag 6.png
File:Homerland couch gag 7.png
File:Homerland couch gag 8.png
File:Homerland couch gag 9.png
File:Homerland couch gag 10.png
File:Homerland couch gag 11.png
File:Homerland couch gag 12.png
File:Homerland couch gag 13.png
File:Homerland couch gag 14.png
File:Homerland couch gag 15.png
File:Homerland couch gag 16.png
</gallery>

=== Appearances ===
{{Incomplete}}
<gallery>
File:Bart Simpson.png|[[Bart Simpson]]
File:Homer Simpson.png|[[Homer Simpson]]
File:Lisa Simpson.png|[[Lisa Simpson]]
File:Maggie Simpson.png|[[Maggie Simpson]]
File:Marge Simpson.png|[[Marge Simpson]]
</gallery>

{{Season 25|Gag}}

List of title screen gags

2013-09-30T21:26:06Z

ProFan2011:

This is a '''list of all [[title screen gag]]s.'''

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode name}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:138th Episode Spectacular Title Screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular!" is written on the screen in a different font.}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TB|3F31}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode name}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|350th Episode, man!}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TB|GABF10}}
}}

== [[Season 20]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode name}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TRs|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|220px]]|12}}
{{TRs|A three-eyed crow flies by.|21}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TB|LABF01}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TB|LABF02}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TB|LABF03}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TB|LABF04}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TB|LABF11}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TB|LABF05}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TB|LABF06}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TB|LABF07}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TB|LABF08}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TB|LABF10}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TB|LABF09}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
{{TB|LABF12}}
}}

== [[Season 21]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode name}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF01.''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TB|LABF13}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets a "Z" - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sharry Bobbins]] flies across the screen with her magic umbrella.}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TB|LABF15}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:The Great Wife Hope - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|A stork flies by carrying [[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]].}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TB|LABF16}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TB|LABF14}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Title screen.jpg|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Homer]] flies by lying on a lawn chair with balloons.}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TB|LABF17}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets a "Z" - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF15.''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TB|LABF18}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:The Great Wife Hope - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF16.''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TB|LABF19}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Title screen.jpg|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF17.''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TB|MABF01}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Thursdays With Abie - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|Instead of the usual music of the choir singing "The Simpsons," the "Miss Gulch/Wicked Witch of the West" theme from the 1939 film ''The Wizard of Oz'' is heard as [[Agnes Skinner]] rides her bicycle across the title.}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TB|MABF02}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time In Springfield - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph]] flies by hanging onto a kite.}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TB|LABF20}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Million Dollar Maybe - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Plopper]] web slings across the screen a la Spider-Man.}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TB|MABF03}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Boy Meets Curl - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Simpson family|Simpsons]] fly by in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TB|MABF05}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Thursdays With Abie - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF02, only this time the choir singing "The Simpsons" is heard as well as the "Miss Gulch/Wicked Witch of the West" theme.''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TB|MABF06}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF01.''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TB|MABF04}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Radioactive Man]] and [[Fallout Boy]] fly across.}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TB|MABF07}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time In Springfield - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF20.''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TB|MABF10}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Captain Lance Murdock]] drives by on his motorbike and shouts "Yeehaw!"}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TB|MABF08}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Kang]] and [[Kodos]] fly by in a flying saucer, laughing.}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TB|MABF09}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|The title crashes into a Fox network satellite.}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TB|MABF14}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
{{TB|MABF12}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blus - title screen.png|220 px]]}}
{{TB|[[Bumblebee Man]] flies across the screen.}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TB|MABF13}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door - title screen.png|220 px]]}}
{{TB|[[Krusty the Clown]] and [[Sideshow Mel]] perform a trapeze act.}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TB|MABF11}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender - Title Screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]], as an angel, flies across the screen.}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
{{TB|MABF15}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode name}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Otto]] drives the school bus in the air in a hallucination like fashion.}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TB|MABF21}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a-Lisa - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|A blimp with [[Mr. Burns]]' picture on it flies by.}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TB|MABF17}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:MoneyBART - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|A normal crow flies by with a rat in its mouth.}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}}
{{TB|MABF18}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TB|MABF16}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF01.''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TB|MABF20}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fool Monty - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|The three-eyed crow flies across holding [[Blinky]] the three-eyed fish.}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TB|NABF01}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window - original title screen.png|220px]] [[File:How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window - alternate title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original viewing:''' A Fox News helicopter flies by, "Not Suitable For Viewers Under 75" is on it. '''International/online viewing:''' [[King Homer]] climbs up the Empire State Building and grabs the three-eyed crow.}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TB|NABF02}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TB|MABF22}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|A helicopter flies by with signage reading "Merry Christmas from FOX news, but no other holidays".}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TB|MABF19}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Martin Prince, Jr.]] is hanging from a flagpole as a crow flies past.}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TB|NABF03}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Flaming Moe - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns flies by in a vintage airplane. Smithers clings to the tail.}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TB|NABF04}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|Moe, outfitted as a ski jumper, flies by and crashes into the letters of the title as they fill the screen.}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TB|NABF05}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|Pie Man and Cupcake Kid fly by.}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TB|NABF06}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Angry Dad The Movie - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Santa's Little Helper]] jumps up and grabs a passing frisbee.}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TB|NABF07}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|Santa's Little Helper flies by on a doghouse, in the same style as Snoopy, as bullets are fired.}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TB|NABF08}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dreams - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Professor Frink]] flies by on a jet pack.}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TB|NABF09}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Love is a Many-Strangled Thing - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Futurama]] theme briefly plays, and the {{IS|Planet Express ship}} flies across the screen.}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
{{TB|NABF10}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TB|NABF11}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:The Real Housewives of Fat Tony - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|Maggie flies across on a paper aeroplane.}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TB|NABF12}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|Homer flies by on a flying carpet.}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TB|NABF13}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:500 Keys - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Hank Scorpio]] flies across the screen in a [[Globex Corporation]] jet, fires two missiles and exclaims "It was this or a Porsche!"}}
{{TB|"[[500 Keys]]"}}
{{TB|NABF14}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:The Ned-Liest Catch - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Princess Penelope]] flies by on a unicorn.}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
{{TB|NABF15}}
}}

== [[Season 23]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode name}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:The Falcon and the D'ohman - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Otto]] slides down a rainbow.}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TB|NABF16}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Arnie Pye]] flies by in a helicopter while looking down, causing him to fall out.}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TB|NABF17}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TB|NABF19}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Groundskeeper Willie|Willie]] flies up and away, with a leaf blower.}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TB|NABF21}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TB|NABF20}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TB|NABF22}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]] and [[Sideshow Mel]] swing down on trapezes, only for Mel to fall when trying to catch Krusty's hands.}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TB|PABF01}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:The Ten-Per-Cent Solution - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Bumblebee Man]] flies across, being chased by bees.}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TB|PABF02}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Kang]] or [[Kodos]] flies past a la [[Santa Claus]].}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TB|NABF18}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]], representing the new year (2012), parachutes gently toward the ground, while [[Abe Simpson|Grampa]], who represents 2011, is carried away by a gust of wind.}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TB|PABF03}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:The D'oh-cial Network - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]] is flown across the screen, ravaged, by a winged demon.}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TB|PABF04}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Goes from Rags to Riches - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|A space shuttle gradually climbs, on the side displaying "For Sale $1".}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TB|PABF05}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:The Daughter Also Rises - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] flies in as Cupid, shoots an arrow at the O in "Simpsons", which turns in to a love heart. Ralph flies off.}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TB|PABF06}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Title.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|Title card saying: The most meaningless milestone of all!}}
{{TB|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"}}
{{TB|PABF07}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart Title Screen Gag.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|Bart climbs down a beanstalk carrying a harp and a goose.}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TB|PABF09}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Angry Dad The Movie - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of "[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]".''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TB|PABF08}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Them, Robot Title Screen Gag.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|[[Maggie]] flies past on a paper airplane.}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TB|PABF10}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Title Screen Gag.png|220px]] [[File:Elementary School Musical - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original viewing:''' Subtitle: "Now Entering [[Oregon]]". '''International (except UK)/online viewing:''' ''Repeat of gag from MABF21.''}}
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
{{TB|PABF11}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TB|PABF12}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF21.''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TB|PABF13}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend - tilte screen.png|220 px]]}}
{{TB|A helicopter flies by, towing a banner which reads: "We don't hate you, [[Fox News]]. We just love [[MSNBC]], [[CNN]], [[CBS]], [[NBC]], [[ABC]], [[PBS]], [[BBC]], [[ESPN]], and [[Al Jazeera]] more."}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
{{TB|PABF15}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart Title Screen Gag.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from PABF09.''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
{{TB|PABF14}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode name}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF17.''}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TB|PABF21}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
{{TB|PABF17}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''Original viewing:''' ''No title screen gag.'' '''International/online viewing:''' [[Itchy]] fly an airplane with [[Scratchy]] as propeller.}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TB|PABF18}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TB|PABF16}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys - title screen.png|220 px]]}}
{{TB|Homer flies by wearing his [[Muumuu]]}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
{{TB|PABF19}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield - title screen.png|220 px]]}}
{{TB|Sideshow Bob is flying the Wright Brothers Plane, is struck by lightening, and goes up in flames.}}
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
{{TB|PABF22}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
{{TB|PABF20}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:To Cur, With Love - title screen.png|220 px]]}}
{{TB|Santa's sleigh and reindeer fly by, with Homer at the reins saying "Ho, ho, ho!" and Stampy the elephant trailing behind, hanging onto the sleigh with his trunk.}}
{{TB|"[[To Cur, With Love]]"}}
{{TB|RABF01}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Million Dollar Maybe - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF03.''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
{{TB|RABF02}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying - title screen.png|220 px]]}}
{{TB|A married Radiactive-Man flies across.}}
{{TB|[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
{{TB|RABF03}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender - Title Screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF15.''}}
{{TB|[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
{{TB|RABF04}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF08.''}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
{{TB|RABF07}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF08.''}}
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
{{TB|RABF05}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
{{TB|RABF06}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window - alternate title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of the gag from the International/online version of the NABF02 episode.''}}
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
{{TB|RABF09}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Leprechaun]] and the Easter Bunny have a fight in midair.}}
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
{{TB|RABF10}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No title screen gag''}}
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
{{TB|RABF08}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF01.''}}
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
{{TB|RABF11}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dreams - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF09.''}}
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
{{TB|RABF13}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy - title screen.png|220px]]}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
{{TB|RABF12}}
}}

== [[Season 25]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode name}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Homerland title screen gag.png|220px]]}}
{{TB|"Superintendent Chalmers yells out "Skinnerrrr!" in a lawnchair with a balloon attached to a chair.}}
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
{{TB|RABF20}}
}}

== References ==
{{reflist}}

{{Visual gags}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Title screen gags}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Opening sequence gags]]

Homerland/Credits

2013-09-30T12:13:44Z

ProFan2011:

{{TabC}}
{{EpisodePrevNextCre|Dangers on a Train|Treehouse of Horror XXIV}}

'''Created by'''

[[Matt Groening]]

'''Developed by'''

[[James L. Brooks]]

[[Matt Groening]]

[[Sam Simon]]

'''Executive Producer'''

[[Matt Selman]]

'''Executive Producer'''

[[John Frink]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Kevin Curran]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[J. Stewart Burns]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Michael Price]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Bill Odenkirk]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Marc Wilmore]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Joel H. Cohen]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Rob LaZebnik]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Jeff Westbrook]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Brian Kelley]]

'''Supervising Producer'''

[[Larina Jean Adamson]]

'''Supervising Producer'''

[[Valentina L. Garza]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Dan Greaney]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Tim Long]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Ian Maxtone-Graham]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Carolyn Omine]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Don Payne]]

'''Producers'''

[[Tom Gammill]]

[[Max Pross]]

'''Producer'''

[[Mike Scully]]

'''Producer'''

[[David Mirkin]]

'''Producer'''

[[Mike Reiss]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[David Silverman]]

'''Supervising Director'''

[[Mike B. Anderson]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Richard Raynis]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Bonita Pietila]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Denise Sirkot]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Richard Sakai]]

'''Writtǝn by'''

[[Stephanie Gillis|Stǝphaniǝ Gillis]]

'''Dirǝctǝd by'''

[[Bob Anderson|Bob Andǝrson]]

'''Ǝxǝcutivǝ Producǝr'''

[[Al Jean|Al Jǝan]]

'''Ǝxecutivǝ Producǝrs'''

[[James L. Brooks|Jamǝs L. Brooks]]

[[Matt Groening|Matt Groǝning]]

[[Sam Simon]]

'''Starring'''

[[Dan Castellaneta]]

[[Julie Kavner]]

[[Nancy Cartwright]]

[[Yeardley Smith]]

[[Hank Azaria]]

and

[[Harry Shearer]]

'''Special Guest Voice'''

[[Kevin Michael Richardson]]

'''Special Guest Voice'''

[[Kristen Wiig]]

'''Also Starring'''

[[Pamela Hayden]]

[[Tress MacNeille]]

[[Chris Edgerly]]

'''Animation Producers'''

[[Tom Klein]]

[[Jaspreet Dhillon]]

[[Andrea Romero]]

'''Staff Writer'''

[[Jon Kern]]

'''Post Production Co-Producer'''

[[Dominique Braud]]

'''Animation Co-Producer'''

[[Richard K. Chung]]

'''Associate Producers'''

[[Felicia Nalivansky-Caplan]]

[[Alexander Duke]]

[[Brian J. Kaufman]]

'''Theme by'''

[[Danny Elfman]]

'''Music by'''

[[Alf Clausen]]

'''Original Casting by'''

[[Bonita Pietila]]

'''Editors'''

[[Michael Bridge]]

[[Don Barrozo]]

'''Production Coordinator'''

[[Jesse D. Miller]]

'''Dialogue Sound Editors'''

[[Bobby Mackston]]

[[Terry Greene]]

[[Norm MacLeod]]

'''Music Editing'''

[[Chris Ledesma]], M.P.S.E

'''Sound Effects Editor'''

[[Travis Powers]]

'''Re-Recorder Mixers'''

[[Mark Linden]], C.A.S

[[Tara A. Paul]], C.A.S

'''Production Mixer'''

[[David Betancourt]]

'''Sound Recordist'''

[[Tim Lauber]]

'''Music Scoring Mixer'''

[[Rick Riccio]]

'''Script Supervisor'''

[[Louise Jaffe]]

'''Production Accountant'''

[[Richard Lorenzana]]

'''Post Production Audio Facility'''

[[Sony Pictures Studio]]

'''Post Production Facility'''

[[Technicolor Creative Services]]

'''Presented in'''

Dolby Surround

'''Assistant to Mr. Brooks'''

[[Lisa Walder]]

'''Assistant to Mr. Groening'''

[[N. Vyolet Diaz]]

'''Assistant to Mr. Jean'''

[[Joe Clabby]]

'''Assistants to the Producers'''

[[Jane Becker]]

[[Benjamin Morse]]

[[Colin Contreary]]

[[Caitlin Pickall]]

[[Daniel Furlong]]

[[Kyle Stegina]]

'''Animation Produced by'''

[[Film Roman]]

'''a Starz Company'''

'''Overseas Production by'''

[[Rough Draft]]

'''Overseas Animation Director'''

[[Chang, Myung Nam]]

'''Assistant Director'''

[[Jeremy Robinson]]

'''Lead Animation Timer'''

[[Adam Kuhlman]]

'''Additional Timers'''

[[Jack Dyer]]

[[Richard Gasparian]]

[[Robert Ingram]]

[[Larry Smith]]

'''Second Unit Director'''

[[Matthew Schofield]]

'''Retake Director'''

[[K.C. Johnson]]

'''Storyboard'''

[[Jeremy Robinson]]

[[Ralph Sosa]]

[[Glen Wuthrich]]

'''Storyboard Revisions'''

[[Scott Alberts]]

[[Luis Escobar]]

'''Animatic Layout'''

[[John Achenbach]]

[[Liz Climo]]

[[Jeanne Erickson]]

[[Luis Escobar]]

[[Lance Kramer]]

[[Grant Lee]]

[[Tom Madrid, Jr.]]

[[Mike Morris]]

'''Animatic Editor'''

[[Taylor Allen]]

'''Background Design'''

[[Lynna Blankenship]]

[[Sean Coons]]

[[TJ Kim]]

[[Hugh MacDonald]]

[[Debbie Peterson]]

[[Charles Ragins]]

[[Dean Scammahorn]]

[[Rene Vega]]

[[Lance Wilder]]

'''Character Design'''

[[Dale Hendrickson]]

[[Eric S. Keyes]]

[[Kevin Moore]]

[[Kevin M. Newman]]

[[Tommy Tejeda]]

[[Joe Wack]]

[[Matt Groening]]

[[Sam Simon]]

'''Prop Design'''

[[John Krause]]

[[Kevin Moore]]

[[Jefferson R. Weekley]]

'''Lead Character Layout'''

[[Jung A Anderson]]

[[Herman Sharaf]]

[[Alex Que]]

'''Character Layout'''

[[Jeff Johnson]]

[[Sooan Kim]]

[[Eric Lara]]

[[Davy Lauterbach]]

[[Debbie Mahan]]

[[Oscar Pangestu]]

[[Chance Raspberry]]

[[Rick Salonga]]

[[Shane Sowell]]

[[Jason D. Warnesky]]

[[Paul Wee]]

'''Lead Background Layout'''

[[Sam Ho]]

'''Background Layout'''

[[John Berman]]

[[Daniel Chiu]]

[[Jarod Daetwiler]]

[[Ralph Delgado]]

[[Trevor Johnson]]

[[John Liu]]

[[Steve Pilapil]]

'''CG Artist'''

[[Brent M. Bowen]]

'''FX Layout'''

[[Al Holter]]

'''Color Design Director'''

[[Dima Malanitchev]]

'''Color Design Supervisor'''

[[Karen Bauer]]

'''Color Design'''

[[Eli Balser]]

[[Anne Legge]]

'''Assistant Color Design'''

[[Mike Battle]]

[[Amy Rychlick]]

'''Animation Checkers'''

[[William Bemiller]]

[[Esther H. Lee]]

'''Digital Retakes'''

[[Steve Mills]]

[[Beth S. Morris]]

[[Kristina Pace]]

'''Scene Planner'''

[[Erika Isabel Vega]]

'''Lip Sync'''

[[Robyn Anderson]]

'''Track Reader'''

[[Laurie Wetzler]]

'''Assistant Editors'''

[[Kurtis Kunsak]]

[[Steven Fahey]]

'''Animation Production Managers'''

[[Peter Gave]]

[[Derek Higgs]]

[[Rebecca Totman]]

[[Eric Vesbit]]

'''Animation Production Lead Coordinators'''

[[Ashley Bamburg]]

[[Nikki Isordia]]

'''Animation Post Production Manager'''

[[Michael G. Mahan]]

'''Animation Production Supervisor'''

[[Sean Patrick Rielly]]

'''Animation Production Coordinators'''

[[Sean Batton]]

[[Robert Brunette]]

[[Collin Fowler]]

[[Heliodoro Salvatierra]]

[[Matt Torres]]

'''Animation Digital Production Assistants'''

[[Lejon Douroux]]

[[Daniel Vega]]

'''Animation Production Assistants'''

[[David Kantrowitz]]

[[Ethan Ogilby]]

[[Brandon Micheal Spear]]

[[Brooks Stonestreet]]

[[Angela Wixtrom]]

'''Animation Production Accountant'''

[[Will Anderson]]

'''Film Roman - General Manager'''

[[Dana Booton]]

'''Director of IT'''

[[Bradley Cooper]]

'''IT Support'''

[[David Orona]]

The persons in this film are fictitous.

Any Similarity to actual persons or events is unintentional.

THE SIMPSONS EPISODE #RABF20

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Unauthorized duplication, distribution or exhibition may result in civil liability and criminal prosecution.

The Simpsons and the Simpsons characters, ™ Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

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'''Creative Consultant'''

[[Matt Groening]]

'''Executive Creative Consultant'''

[[James L. Brooks]]

[[Gracie Films|GRACIE FILMS]]

IN ASSOCIATION WITH

[[20th Century Fox|20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION]]

A News Corporation Company.

{{Season 25|Cr}}

Homerland/Credits

2013-09-30T12:13:16Z

ProFan2011:

{{TabC}}
{{EpisodePrevNextCre|Dangers on a Train|Treehouse of Horror XXIV}}

'''Created by'''

[[Matt Groening]]

'''Developed by'''

[[James L. Brooks]]

[[Matt Groening]]

[[Sam Simon]]

'''Executive Producer'''

[[Matt Selman]]

'''Executive Producer'''

[[John Frink]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Kevin Curran]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[J. Stewart Burns]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Michael Price]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Bill Odenkirk]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Marc Wilmore]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Joel H. Cohen]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Rob LaZebnik]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Jeff Westbrook]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Brian Kelley]]

'''Supervising Producer'''

[[Larina Jean Adamson]]

'''Supervising Producer'''

[[Valentina L. Garza]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Dan Greaney]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Tim Long]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Ian Maxtone-Graham]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Carolyn Omine]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Don Payne]]

'''Producers'''

[[Tom Gammill]]

[[Max Pross]]

'''Producer'''

[[Mike Scully]]

'''Producer'''

[[David Mirkin]]

'''Producer'''

[[Mike Reiss]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[David Silverman]]

'''Supervising Director'''

[[Mike B. Anderson]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Richard Raynis]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Bonita Pietila]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Denise Sirkot]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Richard Sakai]]

'''Writtǝn by'''

[[Stephanie Gillis|Stэphaniǝ Gillis]]

'''Dirǝctǝd by'''

[[Bob Anderson|Bob Andǝrson]]

'''Ǝxǝcutivǝ Producǝr'''

[[Al Jean|Al Jǝan]]

'''Ǝxecutivǝ Producǝrs'''

[[James L. Brooks|Jamǝs L. Brooks]]

[[Matt Groening|Matt Groǝning]]

[[Sam Simon]]

'''Starring'''

[[Dan Castellaneta]]

[[Julie Kavner]]

[[Nancy Cartwright]]

[[Yeardley Smith]]

[[Hank Azaria]]

and

[[Harry Shearer]]

'''Special Guest Voice'''

[[Kevin Michael Richardson]]

'''Special Guest Voice'''

[[Kristen Wiig]]

'''Also Starring'''

[[Pamela Hayden]]

[[Tress MacNeille]]

[[Chris Edgerly]]

'''Animation Producers'''

[[Tom Klein]]

[[Jaspreet Dhillon]]

[[Andrea Romero]]

'''Staff Writer'''

[[Jon Kern]]

'''Post Production Co-Producer'''

[[Dominique Braud]]

'''Animation Co-Producer'''

[[Richard K. Chung]]

'''Associate Producers'''

[[Felicia Nalivansky-Caplan]]

[[Alexander Duke]]

[[Brian J. Kaufman]]

'''Theme by'''

[[Danny Elfman]]

'''Music by'''

[[Alf Clausen]]

'''Original Casting by'''

[[Bonita Pietila]]

'''Editors'''

[[Michael Bridge]]

[[Don Barrozo]]

'''Production Coordinator'''

[[Jesse D. Miller]]

'''Dialogue Sound Editors'''

[[Bobby Mackston]]

[[Terry Greene]]

[[Norm MacLeod]]

'''Music Editing'''

[[Chris Ledesma]], M.P.S.E

'''Sound Effects Editor'''

[[Travis Powers]]

'''Re-Recorder Mixers'''

[[Mark Linden]], C.A.S

[[Tara A. Paul]], C.A.S

'''Production Mixer'''

[[David Betancourt]]

'''Sound Recordist'''

[[Tim Lauber]]

'''Music Scoring Mixer'''

[[Rick Riccio]]

'''Script Supervisor'''

[[Louise Jaffe]]

'''Production Accountant'''

[[Richard Lorenzana]]

'''Post Production Audio Facility'''

[[Sony Pictures Studio]]

'''Post Production Facility'''

[[Technicolor Creative Services]]

'''Presented in'''

Dolby Surround

'''Assistant to Mr. Brooks'''

[[Lisa Walder]]

'''Assistant to Mr. Groening'''

[[N. Vyolet Diaz]]

'''Assistant to Mr. Jean'''

[[Joe Clabby]]

'''Assistants to the Producers'''

[[Jane Becker]]

[[Benjamin Morse]]

[[Colin Contreary]]

[[Caitlin Pickall]]

[[Daniel Furlong]]

[[Kyle Stegina]]

'''Animation Produced by'''

[[Film Roman]]

'''a Starz Company'''

'''Overseas Production by'''

[[Rough Draft]]

'''Overseas Animation Director'''

[[Chang, Myung Nam]]

'''Assistant Director'''

[[Jeremy Robinson]]

'''Lead Animation Timer'''

[[Adam Kuhlman]]

'''Additional Timers'''

[[Jack Dyer]]

[[Richard Gasparian]]

[[Robert Ingram]]

[[Larry Smith]]

'''Second Unit Director'''

[[Matthew Schofield]]

'''Retake Director'''

[[K.C. Johnson]]

'''Storyboard'''

[[Jeremy Robinson]]

[[Ralph Sosa]]

[[Glen Wuthrich]]

'''Storyboard Revisions'''

[[Scott Alberts]]

[[Luis Escobar]]

'''Animatic Layout'''

[[John Achenbach]]

[[Liz Climo]]

[[Jeanne Erickson]]

[[Luis Escobar]]

[[Lance Kramer]]

[[Grant Lee]]

[[Tom Madrid, Jr.]]

[[Mike Morris]]

'''Animatic Editor'''

[[Taylor Allen]]

'''Background Design'''

[[Lynna Blankenship]]

[[Sean Coons]]

[[TJ Kim]]

[[Hugh MacDonald]]

[[Debbie Peterson]]

[[Charles Ragins]]

[[Dean Scammahorn]]

[[Rene Vega]]

[[Lance Wilder]]

'''Character Design'''

[[Dale Hendrickson]]

[[Eric S. Keyes]]

[[Kevin Moore]]

[[Kevin M. Newman]]

[[Tommy Tejeda]]

[[Joe Wack]]

[[Matt Groening]]

[[Sam Simon]]

'''Prop Design'''

[[John Krause]]

[[Kevin Moore]]

[[Jefferson R. Weekley]]

'''Lead Character Layout'''

[[Jung A Anderson]]

[[Herman Sharaf]]

[[Alex Que]]

'''Character Layout'''

[[Jeff Johnson]]

[[Sooan Kim]]

[[Eric Lara]]

[[Davy Lauterbach]]

[[Debbie Mahan]]

[[Oscar Pangestu]]

[[Chance Raspberry]]

[[Rick Salonga]]

[[Shane Sowell]]

[[Jason D. Warnesky]]

[[Paul Wee]]

'''Lead Background Layout'''

[[Sam Ho]]

'''Background Layout'''

[[John Berman]]

[[Daniel Chiu]]

[[Jarod Daetwiler]]

[[Ralph Delgado]]

[[Trevor Johnson]]

[[John Liu]]

[[Steve Pilapil]]

'''CG Artist'''

[[Brent M. Bowen]]

'''FX Layout'''

[[Al Holter]]

'''Color Design Director'''

[[Dima Malanitchev]]

'''Color Design Supervisor'''

[[Karen Bauer]]

'''Color Design'''

[[Eli Balser]]

[[Anne Legge]]

'''Assistant Color Design'''

[[Mike Battle]]

[[Amy Rychlick]]

'''Animation Checkers'''

[[William Bemiller]]

[[Esther H. Lee]]

'''Digital Retakes'''

[[Steve Mills]]

[[Beth S. Morris]]

[[Kristina Pace]]

'''Scene Planner'''

[[Erika Isabel Vega]]

'''Lip Sync'''

[[Robyn Anderson]]

'''Track Reader'''

[[Laurie Wetzler]]

'''Assistant Editors'''

[[Kurtis Kunsak]]

[[Steven Fahey]]

'''Animation Production Managers'''

[[Peter Gave]]

[[Derek Higgs]]

[[Rebecca Totman]]

[[Eric Vesbit]]

'''Animation Production Lead Coordinators'''

[[Ashley Bamburg]]

[[Nikki Isordia]]

'''Animation Post Production Manager'''

[[Michael G. Mahan]]

'''Animation Production Supervisor'''

[[Sean Patrick Rielly]]

'''Animation Production Coordinators'''

[[Sean Batton]]

[[Robert Brunette]]

[[Collin Fowler]]

[[Heliodoro Salvatierra]]

[[Matt Torres]]

'''Animation Digital Production Assistants'''

[[Lejon Douroux]]

[[Daniel Vega]]

'''Animation Production Assistants'''

[[David Kantrowitz]]

[[Ethan Ogilby]]

[[Brandon Micheal Spear]]

[[Brooks Stonestreet]]

[[Angela Wixtrom]]

'''Animation Production Accountant'''

[[Will Anderson]]

'''Film Roman - General Manager'''

[[Dana Booton]]

'''Director of IT'''

[[Bradley Cooper]]

'''IT Support'''

[[David Orona]]

The persons in this film are fictitous.

Any Similarity to actual persons or events is unintentional.

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[[Matt Groening]]

'''Executive Creative Consultant'''

[[James L. Brooks]]

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'''Created by'''

[[Matt Groening]]

'''Developed by'''

[[James L. Brooks]]

[[Matt Groening]]

[[Sam Simon]]

'''Executive Producer'''

[[Matt Selman]]

'''Executive Producer'''

[[John Frink]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Kevin Curran]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[J. Stewart Burns]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Michael Price]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Bill Odenkirk]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Marc Wilmore]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Joel H. Cohen]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Rob LaZebnik]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Jeff Westbrook]]

'''Co-Executive Producer'''

[[Brian Kelley]]

'''Supervising Producer'''

[[Larina Jean Adamson]]

'''Supervising Producer'''

[[Valentina L. Garza]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Dan Greaney]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Tim Long]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Ian Maxtone-Graham]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Carolyn Omine]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[Don Payne]]

'''Producers'''

[[Tom Gammill]]

[[Max Pross]]

'''Producer'''

[[Mike Scully]]

'''Producer'''

[[David Mirkin]]

'''Producer'''

[[Mike Reiss]]

'''Consulting Producer'''

[[David Silverman]]

'''Supervising Director'''

[[Mike B. Anderson]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Richard Raynis]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Bonita Pietila]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Denise Sirkot]]

'''Produced by'''

[[Richard Sakai]]

'''Writtэn by'''

[[Stephanie Gillis|Stэphaniэ Gillis]]

'''Dirэctэd by'''

[[Bob Anderson|Bob Andэrson]]

'''Ǝxэcutive Producэr'''

[[Al Jean|Al Jэan]]

'''Ǝxecutivэ Producэrs'''

[[James L. Brooks|Jamэs L. Brooks]]

[[Matt Groening|Matt Groэning]]

[[Sam Simon]]

'''Starring'''

[[Dan Castellaneta]]

[[Julie Kavner]]

[[Nancy Cartwright]]

[[Yeardley Smith]]

[[Hank Azaria]]

and

[[Harry Shearer]]

'''Special Guest Voice'''

[[Kevin Michael Richardson]]

'''Special Guest Voice'''

[[Kristen Wiig]]

'''Also Starring'''

[[Pamela Hayden]]

[[Tress MacNeille]]

[[Chris Edgerly]]

'''Animation Producers'''

[[Tom Klein]]

[[Jaspreet Dhillon]]

[[Andrea Romero]]

'''Staff Writer'''

[[Jon Kern]]

'''Post Production Co-Producer'''

[[Dominique Braud]]

'''Animation Co-Producer'''

[[Richard K. Chung]]

'''Associate Producers'''

[[Felicia Nalivansky-Caplan]]

[[Alexander Duke]]

[[Brian J. Kaufman]]

'''Theme by'''

[[Danny Elfman]]

'''Music by'''

[[Alf Clausen]]

'''Original Casting by'''

[[Bonita Pietila]]

'''Editors'''

[[Michael Bridge]]

[[Don Barrozo]]

'''Production Coordinator'''

[[Jesse D. Miller]]

'''Dialogue Sound Editors'''

[[Bobby Mackston]]

[[Terry Greene]]

[[Norm MacLeod]]

'''Music Editing'''

[[Chris Ledesma]], M.P.S.E

'''Sound Effects Editor'''

[[Travis Powers]]

'''Re-Recorder Mixers'''

[[Mark Linden]], C.A.S

[[Tara A. Paul]], C.A.S

'''Production Mixer'''

[[David Betancourt]]

'''Sound Recordist'''

[[Tim Lauber]]

'''Music Scoring Mixer'''

[[Rick Riccio]]

'''Script Supervisor'''

[[Louise Jaffe]]

'''Production Accountant'''

[[Richard Lorenzana]]

'''Post Production Audio Facility'''

[[Sony Pictures Studio]]

'''Post Production Facility'''

[[Technicolor Creative Services]]

'''Presented in'''

Dolby Surround

'''Assistant to Mr. Brooks'''

[[Lisa Walder]]

'''Assistant to Mr. Groening'''

[[N. Vyolet Diaz]]

'''Assistant to Mr. Jean'''

[[Joe Clabby]]

'''Assistants to the Producers'''

[[Jane Becker]]

[[Benjamin Morse]]

[[Colin Contreary]]

[[Caitlin Pickall]]

[[Daniel Furlong]]

[[Kyle Stegina]]

'''Animation Produced by'''

[[Film Roman]]

'''a Starz Company'''

'''Overseas Production by'''

[[Rough Draft]]

'''Overseas Animation Director'''

[[Chang, Myung Nam]]

'''Assistant Director'''

[[Jeremy Robinson]]

'''Lead Animation Timer'''

[[Adam Kuhlman]]

'''Additional Timers'''

[[Jack Dyer]]

[[Richard Gasparian]]

[[Robert Ingram]]

[[Larry Smith]]

'''Second Unit Director'''

[[Matthew Schofield]]

'''Retake Director'''

[[K.C. Johnson]]

'''Storyboard'''

[[Jeremy Robinson]]

[[Ralph Sosa]]

[[Glen Wuthrich]]

'''Storyboard Revisions'''

[[Scott Alberts]]

[[Luis Escobar]]

'''Animatic Layout'''

[[John Achenbach]]

[[Liz Climo]]

[[Jeanne Erickson]]

[[Luis Escobar]]

[[Lance Kramer]]

[[Grant Lee]]

[[Tom Madrid, Jr.]]

[[Mike Morris]]

'''Animatic Editor'''

[[Taylor Allen]]

'''Background Design'''

[[Lynna Blankenship]]

[[Sean Coons]]

[[TJ Kim]]

[[Hugh MacDonald]]

[[Debbie Peterson]]

[[Charles Ragins]]

[[Dean Scammahorn]]

[[Rene Vega]]

[[Lance Wilder]]

'''Character Design'''

[[Dale Hendrickson]]

[[Eric S. Keyes]]

[[Kevin Moore]]

[[Kevin M. Newman]]

[[Tommy Tejeda]]

[[Joe Wack]]

[[Matt Groening]]

[[Sam Simon]]

'''Prop Design'''

[[John Krause]]

[[Kevin Moore]]

[[Jefferson R. Weekley]]

'''Lead Character Layout'''

[[Jung A Anderson]]

[[Herman Sharaf]]

[[Alex Que]]

'''Character Layout'''

[[Jeff Johnson]]

[[Sooan Kim]]

[[Eric Lara]]

[[Davy Lauterbach]]

[[Debbie Mahan]]

[[Oscar Pangestu]]

[[Chance Raspberry]]

[[Rick Salonga]]

[[Shane Sowell]]

[[Jason D. Warnesky]]

[[Paul Wee]]

'''Lead Background Layout'''

[[Sam Ho]]

'''Background Layout'''

[[John Berman]]

[[Daniel Chiu]]

[[Jarod Daetwiler]]

[[Ralph Delgado]]

[[Trevor Johnson]]

[[John Liu]]

[[Steve Pilapil]]

'''CG Artist'''

[[Brent M. Bowen]]

'''FX Layout'''

[[Al Holter]]

'''Color Design Director'''

[[Dima Malanitchev]]

'''Color Design Supervisor'''

[[Karen Bauer]]

'''Color Design'''

[[Eli Balser]]

[[Anne Legge]]

'''Assistant Color Design'''

[[Mike Battle]]

[[Amy Rychlick]]

'''Animation Checkers'''

[[William Bemiller]]

[[Esther H. Lee]]

'''Digital Retakes'''

[[Steve Mills]]

[[Beth S. Morris]]

[[Kristina Pace]]

'''Scene Planner'''

[[Erika Isabel Vega]]

'''Lip Sync'''

[[Robyn Anderson]]

'''Track Reader'''

[[Laurie Wetzler]]

'''Assistant Editors'''

[[Kurtis Kunsak]]

[[Steven Fahey]]

'''Animation Production Managers'''

[[Peter Gave]]

[[Derek Higgs]]

[[Rebecca Totman]]

[[Eric Vesbit]]

'''Animation Production Lead Coordinators'''

[[Ashley Bamburg]]

[[Nikki Isordia]]

'''Animation Post Production Manager'''

[[Michael G. Mahan]]

'''Animation Production Supervisor'''

[[Sean Patrick Rielly]]

'''Animation Production Coordinators'''

[[Sean Batton]]

[[Robert Brunette]]

[[Collin Fowler]]

[[Heliodoro Salvatierra]]

[[Matt Torres]]

'''Animation Digital Production Assistants'''

[[Lejon Douroux]]

[[Daniel Vega]]

'''Animation Production Assistants'''

[[David Kantrowitz]]

[[Ethan Ogilby]]

[[Brandon Micheal Spear]]

[[Brooks Stonestreet]]

[[Angela Wixtrom]]

'''Animation Production Accountant'''

[[Will Anderson]]

'''Film Roman - General Manager'''

[[Dana Booton]]

'''Director of IT'''

[[Bradley Cooper]]

'''IT Support'''

[[David Orona]]

The persons in this film are fictitous.

Any Similarity to actual persons or events is unintentional.

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COPYRIGHT ©2013

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The Simpsons and the Simpsons characters, ™ Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

N.A.B.

'''Creative Consultant'''

[[Matt Groening]]

'''Executive Creative Consultant'''

[[James L. Brooks]]

[[Gracie Films|GRACIE FILMS]]

IN ASSOCIATION WITH

[[20th Century Fox|20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION]]

A News Corporation Company.

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{{Userbox|[[File:The Simpsons.png|100px|link=The Simpsons]]|I'm a big fan of ''[[The Simpsons]]''.}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:Lisa the Skeptic.png|100px|link={{{1|Lisa the Skeptic}}}]]|My favorite episode's "[[Lisa the Skeptic]]".}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:Future Snake.png|100px|link={{{1|Holidays of Future Passed}}}]]|My least favorite episode is "[[Holidays of Future Passed]]". Bart lost Jenda (only seen one time) & his kids hate him. And also, on the upcoming [[Season 25]] episode, [[Days of Future Future]], he'll need to get Jenda back on Total-Recall like adventure. That's going to be cool.}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister 2.jpg|100px|link={{{1|On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister}}}]]|My second least favorite episode is "[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]". I have plenty for Bart, even Lisa's one of my favorite characters, along with Homer. Respect for Bart. He'll never forgive Lisa for that.}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:The Simpsons Movie.png|90px|link=The Simpsons Movie]]|I've seen ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''.}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:Canada.png|100px|link=Canada]]|I'm not from the USA, I'm canadian.}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:Homerland poster.png|90px|link=Homerland]]|I watched [[Homerland]].}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (4).jpg|100px|link=Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]|I can't wait for [[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]].}}<noinclude>

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I have preferences.

'''[[Lard of the Dance]]''': I think this episode would be 10x00 instead of 10x01. It's like the pilot episode of [[Season 10|season 10]].

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{{Season
|name = Season 23
|image = [[File:Season 23 iTunes logo.png|250px]]
|original run = September 25, [[2011]] – May 20, [[2012]]
|episodes = 22
|previous = [[Season 22|22]]
|next = [[Season 24|24]]
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The twenty-third season of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' began on September 25, [[2011]], and ended on May 20, 2012 The season included the [[At Long Last Leave|500th episode]], which aired February 19, 2012.

== Official description ==
{{QuoteEx|Entering its 23rd season and approaching its milestone 500th episode in 19 February 2012, in the upcoming season, America's favorite family continues to entertain us with their wild and outlandish adventures as Marge becomes a popular food blogger, Homer and Bart write a fantasy novel in the hopes of capitalizing on Tween culture and Krusty gets his own show on a premium cable channel. Guest stars paying Springfield a visit this season include Michelin-starred celebrity chef and MASTERCHEF judge Gordon Ramsay, legendary comic and talk show host Joan Rivers and Academy Award nominee Andy Garcia.|[[20th Century Fox|FOX]]}}

== Production ==
It was announced by [[20th Century Fox]] on November 11, [[2010]] that ''[[The Simpsons]]'' was renewed for a twenty-third season.<ref>[http://www.foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z176z4z8&ID=7219 FOX FLASH]</ref> The cast of ''The Simpsons'' began recording the season on March 3, 2011.<ref name="spoilertv">[http://www.spoilertv.com/2011/02/simpsons-season-23-guest-stars.html Spoiler TV]</ref>

== Episodes ==
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{{TBT|[[File:The Falcon and the D'ohman promo 1.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TB|487 - 1}}
{{TB|'''"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"'''}}
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
{{TB|[[Matthew Nastuk]]}}
{{TB|[[Justin Hurwitz]]}}
{{TB|NABF16}}
{{TCsT|color=white|Homer makes friends with a new security guard at the power plant, but it is revealed he has a hidden past. Meanwhile, Marge daydreams that she has become a contestant on a cooking show called ''[[Master Chef: Extreme Snack Edition]]''. Also, the result of [[Nedna]] is revealed.

Guest starring: [[Kiefer Sutherland]] as [[Wayne Slater]], [[Tom Colicchio]] as {{ch|Tom Colicchio|himself}} and [[Kevin Michael Richardson]] as [[SendEx employee]].|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|488 - 2}}
{{TB|'''"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"'''}}
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
{{TB|[[Steven Dean Moore]]}}
{{TB|[[Tim Long]]}}
{{TB|NABF17}}
{{TCsT|color=white|Principal Skinner challenges superintendent Gary Chalmers to take over Bart’s education after one of Bart’s pranks leads to a school fundraiser debacle. Chalmers takes an unconventional approach to teaching American history which sparks a fascination in President Teddy Roosevelt. Encouraged by Bart’s educational renaissance, Chalmers takes Bart and his band of “Rough Riders” on an overnight excursion to Springfield Forest, but after a minor accident, the school administration fires Chalmers for taking the boys on an unauthorized field trip. Determined to get Chalmers’ job back, Bart and the boys hold the school hostage until the administration reinstates Chalmers, and they stand up for the teacher who made a meaningful impact.

Guest starring [[Theodore Roosevelt]] as {{ch|Theodore Roosevelt|himself}}, via archival audio.|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:THOH XXII.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TB|489 - 3}}
{{TB|'''"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"'''}}
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
{{TB|[[Matthew Faughnan]]}}
{{TB|[[Carolyn Omine]]}}
{{TB|NABF19}}
{{TCsT|color=white|In the spooky opener, [[Homer]] takes a dangerous dive into an isolated canyon on [[Candy Eating Peak]], but when a crashing boulder traps his arm, he gnaws through it to free himself. In "The Diving Bell and Butterball", the first of three hair-raising Halloween tales, a venomous spider bite leaves Homer paralyzed, but when [[Lisa]] discovers Homer’s ability to communicate through natural gases, he is able to express his love for [[Marge]]. The killer spells continue in "Dial D for Diddly", when [[Ned Flanders]], devout preacher by day, transforms into a cold-blooded vigilante by night. In the final terrifying tale, "In the Na’Vi", [[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] are assigned on a mission to access a sacred extract on a distant planet. They morph into the land’s indigenous one-eyed avatars, but when Bart finds love and an eternal mate abroad, he is caught in planet warfare.

Guest starring [[Jackie Mason]] as [[Hyman Krustofsky]] and [[Aron Ralston]] as a 911 dispatcher.|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:Replaceable You.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TB|490 - 4}}
{{TB|'''"[[Replaceable You]]"'''}}
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[Mark Kirkland]]}}
{{TB|[[Stephanie Gillis]]}}
{{TB|NABF21}}
{{TCsT|color=white|[[Bart]]'s science fair project, [[Robopet|a mechanical baby seal]], outshines [[Lisa]]'s brainy asteroid model and quickly becomes a popular pet among the retirement home patrons. Meanwhile, Homer's new and eager assistant, [[Roz Davis]] (guest voice [[Jane Lynch]]), steals Homer's job, forcing him to team up with [[Ned Flanders]] to reveal her true colors and evil past.

Guest starring [[Jane Lynch]] as [[Roz Davis]].|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Food Wife.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TB|491 - 5}}
{{TB|'''"[[The Food Wife]]"'''}}
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[Timothy Bailey]]}}
{{TB|[[Matt Selman]]}}
{{TB|NABF20}}
{{TCsT|color=white|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]] and [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]] visit the [[E4]] video game convention, leaving [[Marge]] to feel like she's not a cool mom. Marge, Bart and Lisa then become foodies and make a blog called ''[[The Three Mouthketeers]]'', leaving [[Homer]] feeling left out.

Guest starring [[Tim Heidecker]] as [[Amuse Bruce]], [[Eric Wareheim]] as [[Fois Garth]], [[Anthony Bourdain]] as {{Ch|Anthony Bourdain|himself}}, [[Gordon Ramsay]] as {{Ch|Gordon Ramsay|himself}} and [[Mario Batali]] as {{Ch|Mario Batali|himself}}.|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Book Job.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|492 - 6}}
{{TB|'''"[[The Book Job]]"'''}}
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
{{TB|[[Bob Anderson]]}}
{{TB|[[Dan Vebber]]}}
{{TB|NABF22}}
{{TCsT|color=white|After [[Lisa]] finds out that author [[T. R. Francis]] is a fake, she decides to write her own book, also giving the idea to [[Homer]] who then creates a writing group in order to become rich. However, when they grow attached to the book and have it changed by [[TweenLit Inc.]] they decide to throw away their money and steal the book back.

Guest starring [[Neil Gaiman]] as {{Ch|Neil Gaiman|himself}} and [[Andy García]] as the [[TweenLit Inc. publisher]]|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:Marlow, Quimby, Simpson.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|493 - 7}}
{{TB|'''"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"'''}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|[[Steven Dean Moore]]}}
{{TB|[[Jeff Westbrook]]}}
{{TB|PABF01}}
{{TCsT|color=white|The Simpsons host a tastemaker party at their home to promote [[Absolut Krusty]], [[Krusty the Clown]]'s own brand of liquor. [[Mr. Burns]] takes notice of the party's success and decides to promote [[Homer]] to "Account Man" for the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]]. [[Robert Marlow]], a seasoned account veteran, takes Homer under his wing and shows Homer what the high life is like in the corner office. When Homer's long hours at the office become the norm, a family vacation with [[Marge]] and the kids help him realize that family always comes before work.

Guest starring [[John Slattery]] as [[Robert Marlow]], [[Kevin Michael Richardson]] as a [[party guest]] and [[Matthew Weiner]] as a [[nuclear regulator]]|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Ten Percent Solution.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TB|494 - 8}}
{{TB|'''"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"'''}}
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
{{TB|[[Michael Polcino]]}}
{{TB|[[Deb Lacusta]] and [[Dan Castellaneta]]}}
{{TB|PABF02}}
{{TCsT|color=white|[[Krusty the Clown]] is stuck in a rut when the television network pulls his show from the air and his talent agency drops him as a client. But when the Simpsons introduce him to seasoned agent [[Annie Dubinsky]], they are surprised to learn that Annie was Krusty's very first agent. Despite their rocky relationship, Annie is convinced to re-sign Krusty and craft his career comeback. But when Krusty's retro comedy show reboot is deemed a critical success, Krusty must decide to stay with his agent or side with the network executives.

Guest starring: [[Kevin Dillon]] as {{ch|Kevin Dillon|himself}}, [[Janeane Garofalo]] as {{Ch|Janeane Garofalo|herself}}, [[Jackie Mason]] as [[Hyman Krustofsky]] and [[Joan Rivers]] as [[Annie Dubinsky]].|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TB|495 - 9}}
{{TB|'''"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"'''}}
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
{{TB|[[Rob Oliver]]}}
{{TB|[[J. Stewart Burns]]}}
{{TB|NABF18}}
{{TCsT|color=white|It's [[Christmas]] thirty years in the future, and [[Marge]] and [[Homer]] learn that the kids are all coming home for Christmas. [[Bart]] is a divorced deadbeat dad with two sons; [[Lisa]] is married to [[Milhouse]] and concerned about the time their [[Zia Simpson|daughter]] spends online; and [[Maggie]] is a rock star and pregnant by one of the men in her band. Bart and Lisa ask their parents for parenting advice and Homer spends time with his two grandsons. Meanwhile, Maggie goes into labor on her way to the family dinner.

Guest starring: [[Matt Groening]] as soccer announcer (uncredited).|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:Politically Inept promo 1.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TB|496 - 10}}
{{TB|'''"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"'''}}
{{TB|January 8, 2012}}
{{TB|[[Mark Kirkland]]}}
{{TB|[[John Frink]]}}
{{TB|PABF03}}
{{TCsT|color=white|[[Homer]] lands his own political talk show after a video featuring his impassioned rant on poor treatment at the airport goes viral. As his talk show quickly gains popularity nationwide, Homer becomes the spokesperson for the Gravy Movement and the voice of [[America]]'s newest political party. But when ill-informed Homer is asked to select the next [[Republican]] nominee for [[President]] and officially endorses right-wing rock star {{ch|Ted Nugent}}, [[Marge]] and [[Lisa]] worry that Homer’s opinion and influence might be more powerful than he realizes.

Guest starring: [[Ted Nugent]] as {{ch|Ted Nugent|himself}} and [[Dana Gould]] as the [[air marshal]]|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:The D'oh-cial Network.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|497 - 11}}
{{TB|'''"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"'''}}
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[Chris Clements]]}}
{{TB|[[J. Stewart Burns]]}}
{{TB|PABF04}}
{{TCsT|color=white|As the mastermind and creator of the online social networking phenomenon [[SpringFace]], [[Lisa]] is called to trial when [[Springfield]]'s obsession with the site becomes chaotic and dysfunctional. Lisa recounts her story and explains that she created the site after realizing she had no real friends. But as SpringFace expands and Springfield's fixation with the site causes mass hysteria, Lisa begins to realize that adding thousands of friends online did not compare to having real friendships. Later, [[Patty]] and [[Selma]] compete against the Winklevoss Twins in the rowing event at the [[2012 Olympic Games]].

Guest starring: [[Armie Hammer]] as [[Tyler Winklevoss|Tyler]] and [[Cameron Winklevoss]]|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:MGFRTR promo 1.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TB|498 - 12}}
{{TB|'''"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"'''}}
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
{{TB|[[Bob Anderson]]}}
{{TB|[[Tim Long]]}}
{{TB|PABF05}}
{{TCsT|color=white|After [[Moe]] is heckled for not having any real companions, Moe's best friend and beloved [[Moe's bar rag|bar rag]] narrates his incredible thousand-year journey to [[Springfield]]. Beginning in the Middle Ages, the bar rag was loomed into a beautiful and ornate medieval tapestry and traveled around the globe through the hands of royalty before finding himself found himself at [[Moe's Tavern]]. Meanwhile, [[Bart]] begs [[Milhouse]] for forgiveness after the two friends get into a tiff, and when the bar rag goes missing, Moe realizes that he has more friends than he thought.

Guest starring: [[Jeremy Irons]] as [[Moe's bar rag]]|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Daughter Also Rises 1.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TB|499 - 15}}
{{TB|'''"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"'''}}
{{TB|February 12, [[2012]]}}
{{TB|[[Chuck Sheets]]}}
{{TB|[[Rob LaZebnik]]}}
{{TB|PABF06}}
{{TCsT|color=white|[[Marge]] and [[Lisa]]'s mother-daughter Valentine's Day plans take a turn when Lisa meets [[Nick (The Daughter Also Rises)|Nick]], an intellectual romantic who shares the same passion for culture, history and literature. Lisa and Nick fall head over heels for each other in a fairytale romance and make a secret getaway to [[Mulberry Island]] to profess their eternal love. Meanwhile, [[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] are inspired by the hosts of "[[MythCrackers]]" to "crack" [[Springfield Elementary]]'s own legends.

Guest starring: [[Michael Cera]] as [[Nick (The Daughter Also Rises)|Nick]], [[Jamie Hyneman]] as {{ch|Jamie Hyneman|himself}} and [[Adam Savage]] as {{ch|Adam Savage|himself}}|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave 3.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TB|500 - 14}}
{{TB|'''"[[At Long Last Leave]]"'''}}
{{TB|February 19, 2012}}
{{TB|[[Matt Nastuk]]}}
{{TB|[[Michael Price]]}}
{{TB|PABF07}}
{{TCsT|color=white|In the 500th episode, the Simpsons sneak into a secret town meeting to which they aren't invited and discover it's about whether to ban the family from [[Springfield]].

Guest starring: [[Alison Krauss]], [[Julian Assange]] as {{ch|Julian Assange|himself}}, [[Kelsey Grammer]] as [[Sideshow Bob]], [[Jackie Mason]] as [[Hyman Krustofsky]]|7}}
{{TBT|[[File:Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart promo 7.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TB|501 - 15}}
{{TB|'''"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"'''}}
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
{{TB|[[Steven Dean Moore]]}}
{{TB|[[Marc Wilmore]]}}
{{TB|PABF09}}
{{TCsT|color=white|In order to get back at his dad, [[Bart]] goes undercover as a graffiti street artist and plasters [[Homer]]'s unflattering image all over [[Springfield]]. But one night, Bart and [[Milhouse]] get caught in the act by established street artists Shepard Fairey, Ron English, Kenny Scharf and Robbie Conal (guest voicing as themselves), and to Bart's surprise, they invite him to exhibit his satirical artwork in his very own gallery show. Meanwhile, a hip, new health food superstore opens in Springfield that threatens to put [[Apu]] and the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] out of business.

Guest starring: [[Shepard Fairey]] as {{Ch|Shepard Fairey|himself}}, [[Ron English]] as {{Ch|Ron English|himself}}, [[Kenny Scharf]] as {{Ch|Kenny Scharf|himself}} and [[Robbie Conal]] as {{Ch|Robbie Conal|himself}}|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|Karma gets the best of Homer after he gets his friends in trouble, and as a result, his bedwetting problem worsens. The family goes on a mission to infiltrate his dreams to search for clues in his subconscious to determine the source of his problem. But just as things take a dangerous turn in the dream, a figure from Homer’s past appears, and he is finally reassured that the fond memories of his mother Mona (guest voice Glenn Close) remain alive, giving him just the right amount of reassurance to cure him of his problem.

Guest starring: [[Glenn Close]] as [[Mona Simpson]] and [[David Byrne]] who sang during the end credits|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|Mr. Burns replaces all of Springfield Power Plant's employees with robots but decides to keep Homer as the sole human worker. With unemployment at an all-time high and mechanical arms operating the workplace, Springfield becomes a dismal and humorless place. But when Homer's machine-programmed peers start to turn on the community and his former real-life employees come to the rescue, they all realize that robots can't replace human friends.

Guest starring [[Brent Spiner]] as robots.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|{{Desc|When Bart is forced to chaperone Jimbo’s girlfriend to a movie, she ends up developing feelings for him, resulting in a whole bunch of trouble with the bullies at school. Meanwhile, Homer is persuaded to buy a state-of-the-art treadmill, fully equipped with a television. When Lisa shows Homer that he can access television shows wirelessly, he develops an obsession with watching an old television show from the treadmill, but not actually working out, until Marge decides to intervene.}}|7}}
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Guest starring [[Treat Williams]] as {{ch|Treat Williams|himself}} and [[Steve Coogan]] as [[Rowan Priddis]].<ref name="FoxFlash April 15"/>|7}}
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{{TB|May 6, 2012<ref name="FoxFlash photos">[http://www.foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z2z2z176z5z5 ''The Simpsons'' Season 23 gallery photos]</ref>}}
{{TB|[[Bob Anderson]]}}
{{TB|[[Marc Wilmore]]<ref>[http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/2012/02/simpsons_talent_share_their_fa.php Orange County Weekly - Best 'Simpsons' Moments: Castmembers Share Their Favorite Contributions to Celebrate the 500th Episode]</ref>}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|[[Stradivarius Cain]] is a suave [[Hollywood]] superspy whom Homer sees as an illusion after suffering a head injury. Cain has a very important mission: to make Homer into a man that Marge can’t resist.<ref>[http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/08/19/bryan-cranston-to-guest-on-simpsons/ Inside TV]</ref> Meanwhile, [[Bart]] finally devises a way to get [[Nelson]] to stop stealing his lunch money.<ref name="FoxFlash photos"/>

Guest starring: [[Bryan Cranston]] as [[Stradivarius Cain]]|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|When the town of Springfield discovers that Ned and Edna have secretly gotten hitched, Marge offers to throw them a congratulatory reception. However, bringing everyone together makes them all realize that no marriage is perfect. Meanwhile, Edna tries to help Ned’s children become more socially acceptable by changing some of the rules.<ref name="foxmay"/>|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|{{Ch|Lady Gaga}} makes a pit stop in Springfield after learning that it's teeming with low self-esteem, and winds up trying to cheer up a dejected Lisa through the power of speech, song, and a flash mob.<ref>[http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/08/23/lady-gaga-the-simpsons-exclusive-photo/ Inside TV]</ref>

Guest starring: [[Lady Gaga]] as {{ch|Lady Gaga|herself}} and [[Kevin Michael Richardson]] as the [[Lady Gaga Express conductor]].|7}}
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== Cultural references ==
*The title is a reference to the song "{{w|The Blue and the Gray (song)|The Blue and the Gray}}".
*In the beginning of the episode, [[Homer]] is tied at the bed. He tries to chew off his leg and says that it will be over in 127 Hours, which is reference to the movie ''{{w|127 Hours}}'' starring {{w|James Franco}}.
**127 Hours is parodied in "[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]".
*The song played at the start is "{{w|You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Loves You}}" sung by [[Dean Martin]].
*The song played when Marge and Homer kiss at the end is an instrumental version of "L'amour est bleu", originally recorded by Greek singer {{W|Vicky Leandros}} in 1967.
*Homer also compares himself with {{w|Wedge Antilles}} of ''[[Star Wars]]''.

== Trivia ==
*This episode reveals that [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]] and [[Selma Bouvier|Selma's]] hair is only gray due to ash and smoke and that Patty is a redhead, while Selma is a blond.
*Homer and Bart's superhero alter-egos [[Pie Man]] and the [[Cupcake Kid]] appear in the [[title screen gag]].
*This episode reveals that the Simpsons are related to [[Jessica Simpson]].

== Goofs ==
*Though in the episode it was revealed that Marge had been gray for years without her knowing, the error in continuity lies in the knowledge: according to "[[Helter Shelter]]" and "[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]" (when Homer told his Learning Annex class that Marge has been gray as a mule since she was 17), Homer and Marge had both already known of Marge's "hair troubles". The 1991 book "[[The Simpsons Family Album]]" also includes what is apparently Marge's first gray hair.
*The fact that Patty and Selma's hair isn't really gray is also a continuity error.
*When Homer says "Drive my kids to school?!", the dialogue doesn't match his mouth's movements.
*On a scene where Marge & Lisa are at the grocery, I remarked Lisa was supposed to be at school.
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Homerland

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'''Homerland''' (stylized '''HOMƎRLAND''') is the upcoming [[season 25]] premiere episode, scheduled to air on September 29, [[2013]]. [[Kristen Wiig]] will guest star as [[Annie Crawford]].

== Synopsis ==
[[Homer]] starts to act strangely polite after returning from a [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]] convention, prompting a suspicious [[Lisa]] to ask an intense [[FBI]] agent named Annie Crawford (Kristen Wiig) to help her solve this mystery.<ref>[http://tvline.com/2013/06/05/the-simpsons-season-25-will-arnett-fbi-agent/ InsideTV - 'The Simpsons': Kristen Wiig to guest as FBI agent -- EXCLUSIVE]</ref>

== Production ==
On August 14, 2013, it was revealed by [[Chris Ledesma]], a music editor on the show, that the episode was written by [[Stephanie Gillis]] and was in production under the code RABF20.<ref name="Twitter"/>

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== References ==
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*[http://vimeo.com/foxflash/review/74320589/405c3488ab Promo clip of "Homerland"]
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Talk:Pulpit Friction/References

2013-09-26T02:02:49Z

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ProFan2011 said: Homer says to Lisa 'We let you wake up early to watch the '''Royal Wedding'''.' Do you know what '''Royal Wedding''' means?

Talk:Pulpit Friction/References

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To Cur, with Love/References

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== Cultural references ==
*The episode name is a reference to the film ''{{w|To Sir, with Love (film)|To Sir, with Love}}''.
**The film has also been referenced in the title of the episode "[[To Surveil With Love]]" from [[Season 21]].
*[[Ralph Wiggum]] was named after {{w|Ralph Abernathy}}.
*Homer sticking his hand into his crotch is a reference to {{w|Al Bundy}} from the television sitcom, ''{{w|Married... with Children}}''.
*[[Abraham Simpson]] was watching ''[[Mannix]]'', {{w|Mannix|a real TV show}}.
*''[[A Farewell to Arm]]'' is a reference to ''[[A Farewell to Arms]]''.
*''[[i, Bully]]'' is a reference to ''{{w|I, Robot}}''. The lowercase "i" in the title is possibly a reference to [[iPod]]s.
*''[[Postcards from the Hedge]]'' is a reference to ''{{w|Postcards from the Edge}}''.
**The film has also been referenced in the title of the episode "[[Postcards from the Wedge]]" from [[Season 21]].
*The song during the [[Hendrix|Bongo]]-[[Homer]] bonding montage is "{{W|Me and My Arrow}}" by {{w|Harry Nilsson}}.
== Trivia ==
*This episode was never shown on the intended air date in the East Coast due to a [[Fox News]] Special Report on the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, which also interrupted ''{{w|The Cleveland Show}}'' during a commercial break.

== Continuity ==
*[[Waylon Smithers]]' father, [[Waylon Smithers, Sr.]], appears in the flashback to Homer's childhood. ("[[The Blunder Years]]")
*Homer has three toes in the flashback while he was a baby.

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== Cultural references ==
*When spying on [[Lisa]], [[Database]] says he feels like {{w|Harriet the Spy}}.
*When Lisa says "Ich bin ein Gymnast" ("I am a gymnast"), it is a reference to [[John F. Kennedy]]'s words in West Berlin in 1963, "Ich bin ein Berliner."
*In Lisa's dream, John F. Kennedy speaks with the Boston accent for which he was known, including pronouncing "Lisa" as "Liser" and "vigor" as "vigah."
*When Lisa's friends drive, the song that plays is "{{w|All Star (song)|All Star}}" by {{w|Smash Mouth}}

== Trivia ==
*[[Francine]]'s last name is revealed to be "Rhenquist".
*According to this episode, [[Principal Skinner]] has been an interim principal for 20 years.
*The gym teacher says that Coach [[Lugash]] "defected ''into'' East Germany." But in the episode "[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]", Lugash is said to have escaped ''from'' East Germany by cartwheeling over the Berlin Wall.
*Skinner is the only one to get chocolate cake splattered on him.
*Skinner's estimated life as listed on the plaque is "1953-2010" making him only 57 when he dies.
*It is revealed in this episode that [[Moleman]] is 80 years old, altrhough in a [[Duffless|previous episode]] he claims to be only 31.
*The [[Itchy]] and [[Scratchy]] episode's production code was DABF06 which is really the production code for an episode of The Simpons entitled "[[The Bart Wants What it Wants]]".

== Goofs ==
*The dining room is where the downstairs closet should be.
*When she gets dragged off, [[Agnes]]' mouth was closed when she started talking.
*One of the girls in Lisa's gymnastics class jumped out the window just as Lisa got there, but about a minute later, the girl that jumped out the window is on the balance beam.
**''She could have come in during Lisa's hallucination.''
*The night that Lisa sneaks out to go to the poetry reading, as [[Homer]] walks by the kids rooms saying goodnight, Bart and Lisa's rooms seem to have switched positions.
*In the part with the Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, you see Itchy pour the butter on the toast and Scratchy's eyes are no where to be seen but in the next shot, Itchy's takes a bite out of one of Scratchy's eyes.
*When Homer is throwing the frisbee to get Bart out of the tree, we see the pieces of wood nailed onto the tree for Bart's treehouse, but then moments later they are gone, so that Lisa can use her gymnastics to get to the top.
*When [[Bart]] is eating (slurping) his soup in the bubble, Homer gets mad and fills Bart's bubble with water. When Homer picks up the bubble, the soup is no where to be seen.
*[[Sherri]] and [[Terri]] are participating in the 2nd grade gymnastics class but they're in the 4th grade.
*When Bart is at [[Krustyburger]] with Grampa, he is sitting in a booth, and his legs are not shown.

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== Cultural references ==
*The episode title is a reference to the [[FOX]] television series ''{{w|Homeland (TV series)|Homeland}}''.
**[[Kristen Wiig]]'s character ([[Annie Crawford]]) is a parody of {{W|Claire Danes}}'s character from ''Homeland''.
*The song "[[User:Solar Dragon/Swag|Swag]]" is a parody of the song "Fame" from the musical film {{W|Fame (1980 film)|of the same name}}.

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El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer

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|Caption = [[Homer]] with the [[Space Coyote]]
|Episode Number = 162
|productionCode = 3F24
|originalAirdate = January 5, 1997
|couchGag = The family parachutes to the couch. [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Maggie]] land safely, but [[Homer]]'s parachute fails, sending him plummeting to (and through) the floor.
|specialGuestVoices = [[Johnny Cash]] as [[Space Coyote]]
|Show Runner = [[Bill Oakley]] [[Josh Weinstein]]
|Written By = [[Ken Keeler]]
|Directed By = [[Jim Reardon]]
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"'''El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer'''" (translated as "'''The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer'''") is the one hundred and sixty second episode of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the ninth episode of the [[Season 8|eighth season]].

== Synopsis ==
After [[Homer]] downs several ultra-spicy "insanity peppers" at the annual Chili Cook-Off, his consciousness goes on a mystical journey, complete with a talking [[Space Coyote|coyote]] spirit guide, to discover his soul mate.

== Plot ==
It's time for the annual Springfield Chili Cook-Off, and [[Marge]] tries everything to keep [[Homer]] from finding out about it, including cutting the ad out of the newspaper, disconnecting a phone call between Homer and [[Lenny]], and even smoking a cigaratte to cover up the smell of the cookoff wafting over the city. Homer is surprised by her smoking and opens the front door for some fresh air, then realizes the cookoff is happening when he smells the spices from the house. He begs Marge to go, but she at first says no, reminding Homer of his drunken behavior at last year's Cook-Off. However, Marge changes her mind and makes him promise not to drink any beer, and the family quickly races to the Cook-Off.

After they arrive, Homer is revealed to be a revered chilli critic whose opinion is highly important to all the cooks. He demonstrates an extraordinary ability to withstand hot foods, until he falls victim to [[Chief Wiggum]]'s chili spiked with "[[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper|The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatenango]]", humiliating himself in front of the whole town. Feeling the effects of the extremely hot peppers, Homer races desperately around in search for ''anything'' to drink, grabs a tray full of beers, and nearly drinks them when Marge catches him. Homer doesn't actually drink the beers (instead simply dousing his tongue with them), but Marge is still furious and storms off. Homer resorts to drinking water and discovers that candle wax can protect his mouth from the pepper's spiciness. Homer then returns to Chief Wiggum's stand and amazes the whole town by eating several peppers in quick succession. However, the peppers roil in his stomach, causing him to hallucinate and run off.

In his hallucination, Homer ends up in a desert, a bizarre world where the laws of physics don't apply, wherein he breaks the sun and encounters strange creatures such as a puddle that transforms into a snake. Homer is then instructed to follow a tortoise and climb a pyramid which grows to an enormous height, where he meets his spirit guide, a [[The Space Coyote|coyote]] voiced by Johnny Cash. The coyote advises Homer to find his soulmate, and questions Homer's assumption that he has already found her in Marge.

[[File:Spirit guide.png|thumb|left|200px|The Space Coyote's Head]]

When Homer regains his senses, he rationalizes his dream. For example, he compares the desert he wandered in to the real-life location where he woke up (a golf course's sand trap) and the pyramid to the course's pro shop, and the talking coyote to a talking dog. After returning home, he finds Marge (who thinks that he got drunk, thus breaking his promise) angry with him for his odd behaviour at the cook-off. Feeling that Marge doesn't understand him at all, and remembering the coyote's words, Homer sets off on his own quest to find his soulmate. After looking among the patrons in [[Moe's Tavern]] and responding to a Personals ad placed by "GBM", Homer happens to see the lighthouse and concludes that the lighthouse operator must be the loneliest guy in town.

Homer goes to the lighthouse and is elated to see a sign reading "This lighthouse operated by EARL". Shouting "No more loneliness for Homer and Earl", Homer goes inside to meet his new friend. He is frustrated, however, to discover that the lighthouse is operated by a machine: [[E.A.R.L.]], short for '''E'''lectronic '''A'''utomatic '''R'''obotic '''L'''ighthouse. Homer destroys the lighthouse's giant bulb in a bout of recklessness, but Marge arrives and they fix it, warning a ship that's just about to run aground. They decide they really are soulmates, and Homer mocks what he calls the "space coyote". Unfortunately, the ship runs aground anyway, spilling its precious cargo of hot pants. The townspeople then turn up and help themselves to free hot pants.

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Woo Hoo!

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}}'''Woo Hoo''' is a catch phrase used by [[Homer Simpson]]. He uses it when he is happy. In [[The President Wore Pearls|one episode]], he is seen going doh! doh! doh! woo-hoo! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! woo-hoo! when a wheel is spinning round and he says Woo-hoo when it gets to 17, his number. In [[Mayored to the Mob]], he says it, but when [[Marge]] protests, he says "I said woo hoo," in the same tone.

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Season 13

2013-09-20T20:49:07Z

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{{TCsT|color=white|Treehouse of Horror XII is an anthology episode that features mini-stories. "Hex and the City" tells the story of how the Simpsons deal with a Gypsy's curse. In "House of Whacks," the Simpsons buy a computerized upgrade for their house, and the house develops an obsessive attraction to Marge. "Wiz Kids" is a Harry Potter parody about student wizards Bart and Lisa and an evil plot of the Dark Lord Montymort.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|Bart appears in court to pay for an embarrassing joy ride in the police chief's patrol car. But just before he is set free, a second, vindictive judge named [[Constance Harm]] assumes the case and sentences him to the worst kind of detention imaginable: being tethered to Homer around the clock.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|When Moe visits his old bartending school to rediscover his passion for the business, Homer is charged with keeping tabs on Springfield's premiere watering hole. But when Moe decides to make his tavern over into something more hip and modern, a disgruntled Homer opens his own bar in the Simpson family garage.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|A restaurant hypnotist causes Homer to relive a traumatic childhood experience where, upon swimming in a quarry, he found a dead body. That dead body turned out to be Waylon Smithers, Jr.' father, Waylon Smithers, Sr., who had disappeared twenty-five years earlier under suspicious circumstances. Meanwhile, Marge fancies Chad Sexington, the man who appears on the packaging of Burly paper towels.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|Desperate for money, the First Church of Springfield decides to rent out its wallspace to local advertisers. Horrified at the living commercial the church has become, Lisa withdraws herself from the church and converts to Buddhism.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|Marge, with a little help from Patty, Selma, and Jack (Daniels), e-mails Artie Ziff, who offers $1,000,000 for a weekend ("no funny business") alone with her - money they could use for an operation to make Homer stop snoring. Jon Lovitz reprises his role as Artie Ziff.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|Bart develops a crush on Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter Greta. After hastily deciding he's not ready for love, he dumps her, only to change his mind later. But by then Greta only has eyes for one - Milhouse - and a trip to the set of Ranier's latest movie in Canada isn't enough to win her back.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|Bart and Lisa meet a washed-up movie star of westerns from the 1950s and attempt to revive his career by getting him to appear on the Krusty the Klown Show. But years of alcohol abuse get in the way.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|In order to impress [[Zelda]], a new female resident at the retirement castle, Grampa starts driving again. But Grampa runs into trouble with Homer whose car he continually abuses and he develops some enemies in the form of rival gang of retirees at the Kwik-E-Mart.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|After the Simpson family receive a large phone bill, they discover Lisa has been sponsoring a Brazilian orphan - and when the child is reported missing, the Simpsons head to the country to find him.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|After being attacked in the garden by an unruly group of crows, Homer goes to see Dr. Hibbert about the ongoing pain in his eyes. Dr. Hibbert suggests that Homer begin smoking marijuana for medicinal purposes.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|The Springfield Friars Club roasts Homer, with help from clips from past episodes..."but don't call it a clip show".|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|Bart is inspired by one of the school's motivational speakers to become a cartoonist, in which he creates a popular comic and later internet series titled "Angry Dad", which is based on Homer's anger problems. Homer becomes the town's laughing stock, and decides to give up anger completely.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|Apu's unbearable life of work and eight kids drives him to have an affair with another woman, and when Manjula finds out, Apu will have to do everything it takes to win her back.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|In order to avoid a failing grade in gym, Lisa takes up gymnastics, which she uses to pose as a college student. Meanwhile, Bart is diagnosed with "Panda" virus and is forced to spend a week living in a plastic bubble.|7}}
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{{TCsT|color=white|Homer accidentally causes an electrical blackout in Springfield, and all of the citizens begin looting the town's businesses. Chief Wiggum is useless at restoring order, so Homer takes the law into his own hands, starts a private police force, and becomes a policeman.|7}}
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"'''I Am Furious Yellow'''" is the eighteenth episode of [[season 13]].

== Synopsis ==
[[Bart]] is inspired by one of the school's motivational speakers to become a cartoonist, in which he creates a popular comic and later internet series titled "''[[Angry Dad]]''", which is based on [[Homer Simpson|Homer's anger]] problems. Homer becomes the town's laughing stock, and decides to give up anger completely.

== Plot ==
At [[Springfield Elementary School]], [[Kirk Van Houten]] holds a unsuccessful short speech about his occupation of being a assistant fllyer distributor. [[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]] becomes disappointed about not being to find any good speakers for their assemblies about the importance of studying, while [[Lisa]] suggests that they invite cartoonist [[Geoff Jenkins]], the creator of a cartoon named "''Danger Dog''". However, instead of the 'buckle down and study' speech Skinner had been hoping for, Geoff tells the kids how easy and rewarding his job is and that he didn't even need to work hard in school to get it, and all he does is "eat candy and watch R-rated movies". Jenkins' speech prompt all the students to start stop paying attention in class and try to become catoonists.

However, their creativity is sadly lacking and they all create blatant rip offs of "Danger Dog", especially [[Bart Simpson|Bart]], who makes the worst rip off called "Danger Dude", which turns out to be a dog. Expecting to make millions, he shows his work to [[Comic Book Guy]], who, with no mercy, criticizes his comic as the worst comic he has every seen. [[Stan Lee]] enters the store and judges Bart's comic. Lee agrees with Comic Book Guy, but encourages Bart to keep trying. Bart then sits at home, struggling to think of a new idea for his comic, notices an angry [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] outside trying to unfold a lawnchair. Bart then spawns the idea of making a comic about Homer's anger problem, thus creating the comic "''[[Angry Dad]]''". Bart publishes the first issue of ''Angry Dad'', making an instant hit at the kids at school. Lisa hates the comic book and confronts him for his plagirism on Homer's daily actions. She finds it insulting to make jokes about their father with his frequent rage. Bart decides that he will add a new character to the series called Know-It-All Sister (based on Lisa) as Angry Dad's new sidekick. She reconsiders as long as she gets a pony and the last line of each scene.

Later, Bart shows Comic Book Guy his new and original comic, and Comic Book Guy likes the comic and dubs it as "shelf worthy". Bart notices Stan Lee across the room, trying to persuade [[Database]] that a "[[Thing]]" action figure from the "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic Four Fantastic Four]" fits perfectly in his toy [[Batmobile]], but ends up breaking it. Bart ask why Stan Lee came back, when Comic Book Guy remarks "Stan Lee never left. I'm starting to think his mind is no longer in mint condition". Bart later hosts an autograph signing session in the schoolyard, when a spokesperson from an Internet company titled BetterThanTV.com wants to make Bart's comic into an online animated cartoon series. Bart agrees as long as he gets his share of stock.

''"Angry Dad" ''then becomes the single most non-pornographic website of all time, making it 10 trillionth overall. Homer, still unaware of the website, finds [[Lenny Leonard|Lenny]], [[Carl Carlson|Carl]], and [[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]] watching a webisode in which Anrgy Dad's head explodes after reading a headline in the newspaper that reads "YOU SUCK, ANGRY DAD!". Infuriated at becoming a world-wide laughingstock, Homer rushes home to strangle Bart when the family stops him. Lisa and Marge points out that Homer does tend to have anger problems. Homer then tries his best to overcome his anger and try to stay calm as much as he can. Homer then starts to take a walk outside when he realizes that a lot more things anger him then he thought, such as the paper boy, the milk man, and the piano lady throwing their respective objects at him, discovering that Marge invited [[Ned Flanders]] over to have a sing-along, and the town of [[Springfield]] trying to egg Homer on to do something angry. Homer stills keeps his promise and holds back his rage. This however, cause lumps to break out on Homer's neck everytime he suppresses his anger.

Bart starts to run out of ideas for "''Angry Dad" ''sketches after Homer's promise to stay calm, so Bart and Milhouse come up with a trap for Homer in order to infuriate him. Bart becomes too late when the internet company goes bankrupt. He soons realizes that he no longer needs the trap he set up, and rushes home to dismantle it. Homer reaches home when he notices a "Free Doughnuts" sign on the front door leading to Bart's treehouse. Homer climbs up in order to get his doughnuts, when he falls through a carpet-covered hole in the floor and gets hung upside-down by the foot dangling from a laundry line, which starts to move. He passes through a placed set of cacti and dirty diapers, and reaches the end of the line where he finds scissors to cut him down, and falls into a kiddie pool filled with green paint. Homer is now covered with green and resembles [[The Incredible Hulk]], and releases his pent up rage through a rampage across town. The police then easily restrain him as he is not a strong as he appears to be. Stan Lee is seen at the sidelines, ranting how he is actually The Incredible Hulk. Lee then miserably fails at trying to transform in The Hulk, as Comic Book Guy remarks that he "couldn't even tranform into [[Bill Bixby]]" and how he wishes that he could have the power to leave his store.

[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]] then sends Homer to the hospital and relaxes him. Dr Hibbert then reveals to the family that the violent outburst was just what Homer needed to release all the anger he had been holding back before it overwhelmed him. Homer decides to stop getting angry and Bart decides to stop making Angry Dad cartoons. The two then go fishing where Bart still angers Homer, which he is thankful for.

== Production ==
The episode was written by [[John Swartzwelder]] and directed by [[Chuck Sheetz]]. [[Stan Lee]] guest stars as himself.

== Reception ==
The episode received positive reviews from critics, and is one of the best reviewed episodes of season 13.

Nathan Ditum (from ''Total Film'') ranked Stan Lee's appearance as the 12th best guest appearance in the show's history.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.totalfilm.com/features/the-20-best-simpsons-movie-star-guest-spots|title=The 20 Best Simpsons Movie-Star Guest Spots|last=Ditum|first=Nathan|date=March 29, 2009|work=Total Film|accessdate=2009-08-02}}</ref> Colin Jacobson of DVD Movie Guide called the episode one of the better installments from season 13, referring to it as "very good" and saying that "the series has milked Homer's rage as one of its chief sources of humor for years, but it does so in creative and satisfying ways here".

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"'''The Daughter Also Rises'''" is the thirteenth episode of [[season 23]]. It first aired on February 12, [[2012]].

== Synopsis ==
[[Marge]] and [[Lisa]]'s mother-daughter Valentine's Day plans take a turn when Lisa meets [[Nick (The Daughter Also Rises)|Nick]], an intellectual romantic who shares the same passion for culture, history and literature. Lisa and Nick fall head over heels for each other in a fairytale romance and make a secret getaway to [[Mulberry Island]] to profess their eternal love. Meanwhile, [[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] are inspired by the show "[[MythCrackers]]" to "crack" [[Springfield Elementary]]'s own legends.

== Plot ==
[[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] are reading their Valentine's Day cards and Milhouse becomes jealous as he just got two cards and Bart got more so to put their mind of it, they starting watching TV. After [[Marge]] throws them out of the house (after attempting to watch TV on a laptop and a [[MyPhone]]) they continue to watch their show, [[MythCrackers]] at a gas station and the two decide to start cracking myths. Their first myth is: is it dangerous to use a mobile phone at a gas station. To test it out, Milhouse flips open his phone, and when it starts to crackle, he throws it to the other side of the gas station and it explodes. Meanwhile, Homer prepares himself for his Valentine's Day date with Marge (which includes eating a rose to make his breath smell like one). Marge tells Homer to take Bart somewhere, because Homer can express his love for Marge every single day, frightening. Bart and Homer visit the [[Testoster-Zone]] (with many onlookers) while Marge takes Lisa to a restaurant. Marge watches a man put a spoon for one sauce into another and needs a separator. Lisa becomes alone at the table and discovers a Hemingway-esque-boy in the next booth, {{ap|Nick|The Daughter Also Rises}} The two go together and pick one desert from desert table.

Bart and Milhouse continue to crack myths and do it at [[Springfield Elementary School|school]]. Their second myth is: if you press E8 on the vending machine, you will be electrocuted and die. Milhouse presses "E" and "8", but all that comes out of the machine is candy cigarattes, which [[Nelson]] becomes addicted to. Meanwhile, Lisa is at [[Le Petite Appétit]] with Nick and becomes so happy that she loses track of time and she is late to help Marge sew a blanket at the [[The Needle Exchange]]. Days go by and Bart and Milhouse break myths after another while Lisa continues hanging out with Nick. Lisa realizes that she is in love with Nick and tells Marge. Marge lets Lisa invite Nick over for dinner. At the dinner, Nick persuades Marge to let him take Lisa to the Dorito's nutritions fair at the school gym. Marge realizes then that Lisa is spending too much time with Nick and misses their friendship and lets her go if she promises to spend less time with Nick after that.

Lisa makes a visit to [[Grampa]], whom Lisa tells that Marge does appreciate Nick, and then he begins tell her the story about [[Pyramus]] and [[Thisbe]]. This causes Lisa to get help from Abe to steal a kiss from Nick under a Mulberry tree. Bart and Milhouse have now broken all myths in school, making everyone realize that school is basically just school. When Bart sees [[Willie]] acting like a dog when he looks at himself in a mirror, he comes up with a way to make school cool again.

Grampa agrees to give Nick and Lisa a lift to [[Mulberry Island]] in the [[Springfield Retirement Castle Excursion Shuttle]], but he gets stopped a few miles later from the island by the police - he has the TV remote in his pocket, forcing everyone at the Retirement Castle to watch a program in Spanish. Nick and Lisa must find a new way to get to Mulberry Island and pass [[Cletus]], who gives them a lift. After Cletus drives off, Nick starts to act unlike his previous self, and makes Lisa do all the rowing to the island. Grampa has told Marge and Homer what he has done so they drive to the island to pick up Lisa. Nick and Lisa arrive at the island and when they are about to kiss, Lisa realizes that she will do a mistake if she kisses him - as the love is eternal. After imagining what Hemingway's ex-wives said about him, she starts to lose feelings for Nick. Marge - who has walked over the lake wearing water shoes, arrives at the island. Nick walks off, ending the relationship. The two start to walk back to the mainland using water shoes. Homer takes a watercraft to pick them up, but when he turns it on, he goes forward into the water. Homer comes back up onto the surface, but goes into the water again.

== Reception ==
Competiting against the 54th Grammy Awards, this episode gathered 4.33 million viewers. Fox also struggled that night, with its ANIMATION DOMINATION block not gathering that many viewers: every show got under 5 million.<ref>[http://www.simpsonschannel.com/2012/02/record-low-for-the-daughter-also-rises/ Simpsons Channel]</ref>

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== References ==
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{{Userbox|[[File:The Simpsons.png|100px|link=The Simpsons]]|I'm a big fan of ''[[The Simpsons]]''.}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:Lisa the Skeptic.png|100px|link={{{1|Lisa the Skeptic}}}]]|My favorite episode's "[[Lisa the Skeptic]]".}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:Future Snake.png|100px|link={{{1|Holidays of Future Passed}}}]]|My least favorite episode is "[[Holidays of Future Passed]]". Bart lost Jenda (only seen one time) & his kids hate him. And also, on the upcoming [[Season 25]] episode, [[Days of Future Future]], he'll need to get Jenda back on Total-Recall like adventure. That's going to be cool.}}<noinclude>
{{Userbox|[[File:On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister 2.jpg|100px|link={{{1|On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister}}}]]|My second least favorite episode is "[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]". I have plenty for Bart, even Lisa's one of my favorite characters, along with Homer. Respect for Bart. He'll never forgive Lisa for that.}}<noinclude>
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