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<p>Jasonbres: /* Season 25 */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Catchphrase<br /> |title = Mmm...<br /> |image = <br /> |Character = [[Homer Simpson]]<br /> |Reason For Saying = Prospect of something good (e.g. food) <br /> |Written in Scripts and Episode Titles as = <br /> |First Heard = &quot;[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]&quot;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Mmm...'''&quot; is one of Homer's catchphrases which he often uses when he tastes, smells, hears about or even thinks about something tasty and/or pleasant. His most commonly heard utterance is &quot;Mmm... donuts&quot;.<br /> <br /> == List ==<br /> <br /> {{Incomplete}}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 1 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 1}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|7G04|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Marshmallows&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|He notices marshmallows in [[Marge]]'s Jell-O mold.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Bart the General]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|7G05|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Cupcakes&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After Marge offers cupcakes twice.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Krusty Gets Busted]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|7G12|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Chocolate, ooh... double chocolate, (gasp) new flavor... triple chocolate!&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|As he selects ice-cream in the [[Kwik-E-Mart]].}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 2 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 2}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Bart Gets an &quot;F&quot;]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|7F03|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Beer&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After taking a last gulp of beer.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Bart's Dog Gets an &quot;F&quot;]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|7F14|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Ooh... maca-ma-damia nuts&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After tasting a free sample from [[Cookie Colossus]].}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[The War of the Simpsons]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|7F20|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Horse d'oeuvres&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|At Marge's party.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 3 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 3}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Stark Raving Dad]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|7F24|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Pancakes&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|While eating breakfast at the [[New Bedlam Rest Home for the Emotionally Interesting]].}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|8F01|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Money&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|As he watches money printing.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[When Flanders Failed]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|7F23|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Barbecue&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|Upon catching scent of the [[Flanders family|Flanders]]' barbecue.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Homer Defined]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|8F04|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Purple&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After tasting [[donut]] fillings.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror II]]&quot;|2}}<br /> {{TRs|8F02|2}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Sprinkles&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After eating a donut, with his brain implanted in a robot.}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Spaghetti&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After learning that [[Lisa]]'s class is holding an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Lisa's Pony]]&quot;|2}}<br /> {{TRs|8F06|2}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Beer&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After choosing [[Moe's Tavern]] over [[King Toot's Music Store]].}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Salty&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After sampling beef jerky while working at the Kwik-E-Mart.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|8F09|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;[[The Land of Chocolate]]&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|While daydreaming of the Land of Chocolate.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Radio Bart]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|8F11|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Chocolate&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After anticipating the chocolate in Neapolitan ice-cream (three times).}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Lisa the Greek]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|8F12|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Crumbled-up cookie things&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|As he compares gambling on football to sundae toppings.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Homer Alone]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|8F14|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Strained peas&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After sampling [[Maggie]]'s baby food.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Homer at the Bat]]&quot;|2}}<br /> {{TRs|8F13|2}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Donuts&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After seeing donuts in the break room.}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Potato chips&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|While wishing he was eating them.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Dog of Death]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|8F17|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Snouts&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|Preferring [[Santa's Little Helper]]'s food to his plate of chub.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 4 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 4}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Homer the Heretic]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|9F01|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Fattening&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|While admiring his waffles wrapped around a stick of butter.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Itchy &amp; Scratchy: The Movie]]&quot;|2}}<br /> {{TRs|9F03|2}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Burger&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|Responding to a reference to former chief justice of the Supreme Court Warren Burger.}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Soylent Green&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|At the movie theater counter, 40 years in the future.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[New Kid on the Block]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|9F06|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Shrimp&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After Marge tells how she had an allergic reaction to shrimp.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Lisa's First Word]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|9F08|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Hog fat&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After smelling the stench outside the rendering plant.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|9F09|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Ham&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After hearing [[Mr. Burns]] tell [[Smithers]] to send a Marge a condolence ham as his spirit floats from his body.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|9F10|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Chicken&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After trying to woo Marge with the song &quot;I Gave My Love a Chicken... It Had No Bone&quot;.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Brother from the Same Planet]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|9F12|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Grapefruit&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|During a daydream in which [[Bart]] shoves a grapefruit in his face.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Duffless]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|9F14|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Gummi beer&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After sampling beer bottle shaped gummis.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Last Exit to Springfield]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|9F15|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Organized crime&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After a fantasy about being a crime boss lavished with donuts.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]&quot;|3}}<br /> {{TRs|9F17|3}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Beer&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After hearing that excess alcohol can cause liver damage and cancer.}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Chocolate&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|When he sees a candy machine in hospital.}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Nuts&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After the candy machine falls on him and chocolate falls into his mouth.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Whacking Day]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|9F18|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Beer&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|Upon opening a can of beer.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Marge in Chains]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|9F20|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Pie&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|Upon hearing [[Apu]]'s testimony that he can recite pi (π) to 40,000 decimal places.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|9F19|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Delicious&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After [[Krusty]] hits him in the face with a pie.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 5 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 5}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Rosebud]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|1F01|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Sixty-four slices of American cheese&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|As he eats his midnight-to-dawn snack while [[Mr. Burns]] and [[Smithers]] hang from the ceiling.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]&quot;|2}}<br /> {{TRs|1F04|2}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Forbidden donut&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After eating the last bit of his &quot;soul&quot; donut.}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Business deal&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After Mr. Burns purchases the Blood Bank.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Marge on the Lam]]&quot;|3}}<br /> {{TRs|1F03|3}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Invisible cola&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|While passing a vending machine with new Crystal [[Buzz Cola]].}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Candy&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|While seeing a second vending machine.}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Convenient&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|As he dreams of treating everyone to candy and cola on Maggie's wedding day with two vending machines stuck on his arms.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood]]&quot;|3}}<br /> {{TRs|1F06|3}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Free goo&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|As he picks a bit of gum that covers [[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]].}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Apple&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After he tastes a pie that Bart put into a booby trap.}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Hamburger&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After smelling a [[Krusty Burger]] on an offshore oil rig.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]&quot;|2}}<br /> {{TRs|1F07|2}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Foot-long chilli dog&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|As he and [[Mindy Simmons]] eat a chili dog together.}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Marge&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After choosing Marge over a turkey.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Deep Space Homer]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|1F13|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Mediciney&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After drinking the liquid used for the [[NASA]] lung-capacity test.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Homer Loves Flanders]]&quot;|2}}<br /> {{TRs|1F14|2}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Free wig&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|While imagining himself with Marge's hair.}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Sacrilicious&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After eating the waffle he had mistaken for [[God]].}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]&quot;|2}}<br /> {{TRs|1F15|2}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Elephant-fresh&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After getting his own grooming bird, inspired by [[Stampy]].}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Caramel&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|While stuck in the [[Springfield Tar Pits]], Marge reminds him about the trip to the caramel factory.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 6 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 6}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|2F33|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Something&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After a montage of Mmms.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[And Maggie Makes Three]]&quot;|2}}<br /> {{TRs|2F10|2}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Bowling fresh&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|While smelling freshly sprayed bowling shoes at [[Barney's Bowlarama]].}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Urinal fresh&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|While placing deodorant cakes in the urinals at Barney's Bowlarama.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|2F14|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Slanty&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After celebrating by tilting his chair at the dinner table.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[The Springfield Connection]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|2F21|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Incapacitating&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After tasting Marge's pepper spray on eggs.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 7 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 7}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]&quot;|2}}<br /> {{TRs|3F04|2}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Sprinkles&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After seeing the [[Lard Lad]] sign &quot;Now With Sprinkles&quot;.}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Unprocessed fishsticks&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|When he sees goldfish swimming in a pool in the third dimension.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|3F11|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Open-faced club sandwich&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|In response to Mr. Burns' advice to use an open-faced club in golf.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[A Fish Called Selma]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|3F15|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Pointy&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After swallowing the plastic bride and groom from the wedding cake.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 8 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 8}}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 9 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 9}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Lisa's Sax]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|3G02|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Recirculated air&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After stealing Flanders' air conditioner.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Das Bus]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|5F11|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Memo&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After tasting a pencil he had stuck in butter.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|5F12|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Me&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After eating an olive used to represent himself.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Simpson Tide]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|3G04|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Donuts&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|Just before drooling on the last donut during a break at the nuclear power plant.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 10 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 10}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Bart the Mother]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|5F22|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Loganberry&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After smelling [[Bart]]'s scented candle.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Mom and Pop Art]]&quot;|2}}<br /> {{TRs|AABF15|2}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Hippo&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After seeing a hippo being barbecued in an informercial.}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Split peas with ham&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After seeing one of [[Andy Warhol]]'s Campbell's Soup paintings.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|AABF20|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Fifty-dollar pretzel&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|While eating a pretzel at a sumo match.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 11 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 11}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Eight Misbehavin']]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|BABF03|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Ovulicious&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After eating a strawberry-flavored fertility pill.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[The Mansion Family]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|BABF08|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Danish&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After [[Moe]] recommends Tuborg, the beer of Danish kings, to him.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 12 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 12}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|BABF21|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Sugar walls&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After eating through the wall of a Gingerbread House.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|CABF01|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Donuts&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|While driving his car in circles, making &quot;donuts&quot;.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[HOMЯ]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|BABF22|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Hug&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|While reviving a hug from Lisa while eating a sandwich.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Simpson Safari]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|CABF13|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Turbulent&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After eating an animal cracker from the '60s.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 13 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 13}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]&quot;|2}}<br /> {{TRs|CABF19|2}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Various eggs&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After being served his favorite meal by [[Ultrahouse 3000]].}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Unexplained bacon&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After waking up to the smell of bacon.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]&quot;<br /> {{TRs|CABF18|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Pistol Whip&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After Snake threatens to pistol whip Homer, he imagines himself eating a tub of whipped cream by using a gun as a scoop}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[She of Little Faith]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|DABF02|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Pie pants&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After Bart substitutes the words &quot;Pie pants&quot; for &quot;science&quot;.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Tales from the Public Domain]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|DABF08|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;That's the next best thing to eating [[Lenny]]&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After taking a bite out of Lenny, in pig-form.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[The Sweetest Apu]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|DABF14|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Caramel baloney&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After hearing Apu say that he thought &quot;karma was baloney, but not anymore&quot;.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 14 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 14}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|DABF19|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Donuts&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|When [[Homer's clones]] see huge donuts suspended from helicopters.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|DABF20|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Feed&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|When Bart mentions the live NBC news feed.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[The Great Louse Detective]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|EABF01|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Steamed gentile&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After [[Krusty]] frees him from the steam room and asks &quot;Who ordered the steamed gentile?&quot;.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Special Edna]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|EABF02|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Trophy&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After eating a piece of first place gummi fish trophy.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|EABF03|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;McNuggets&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After the prospector in Lisa's &quot;Girl Cowboy&quot; video, voiced by Homer, reports that the McNuggets have been stolen by Indians.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Barting Over]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|EABF05|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Garnish&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After [[Judge Constance Harm]] garnishes Homer's wages so he can pay Bart.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Pray Anything]]&quot;|2}}<br /> {{TRs|EABF06|2}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Far-fetched&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After imagining himself as a 7-foot tall Basketball player who takes a bite out of the moon.}}<br /> {{TBT|&quot;Move over eggs, bacon just got a new best friend... fudge&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After a truck carrying hot fudge collided with a truck carrying bacon and he samples the result.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|EABF09|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Promo&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After eating the &quot;Joe Millionaire&quot; advert at the bottom of the screen. He then spits it out and says &quot;Ew... Fox&quot;.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|EABF11|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Bad eggs&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After hearing Marge say &quot;Looks like some bad eggs are cooking up trouble&quot;.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 15 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 15}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[The Fat and the Furriest]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|EABF19|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;{{ap|Moses|The Fat and the Furriest}}&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After watching a vegetable version of the Moses story.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[The Regina Monologues]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|EABF22|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;[[Bacon]]&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|Said by [[Abbey]], not Homer.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|FABF05|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Blowholes&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|Said by the character based on Homer in ''[[The Harpooned Heart]]''.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 16 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 16}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|GABF05|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Hot dog&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|In a flashback, when Homer anticipates eating a hot dog, which is actually his finger in a bun, covered with ketchup.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Home Away from Homer]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|GABF15|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Soggy bread&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After Ned laments about only getting soggy bread in return for casting his bread upon the waters.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 17 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 17}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|GABF19|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Homer-oats&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After eating some of the oatmeal he has been soaking in to soothe chicken pox.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|HABF04|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Snickers Pie&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After telling Bart that's he's one Snickers Pie away from diabetes.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 18 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 18}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|HABF17|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Extra-virgin&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After taking a bite out of the [[Squeaky-voiced teen]] while possessed by the blob.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Crook and Ladder]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|JABF13|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Soggy, smoky hero&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After Marge tells him that the next time she'll see him is when he is a soggy, smoky hero.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 19 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 19}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[The Homer of Seville]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|JABF18|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Au jus-not quite gravy, not quite blood&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After tasting the roast beef at a funeral.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Husbands and Knives]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|JABF17|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Porkpie&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|When Bart refers to [[Milo]]'s porkpie hat.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|KABF02|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Pickle&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|When Moe adds Absolut Pikl to the [[Forget-Me-Shot]].}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Dial &quot;N&quot; for Nerder]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|KABF07|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Lamb&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After going into the [[Sleep-Eazy Motel]] with a lamb shawarma.}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[All About Lisa]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|KABF13|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Terrible&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After eating a pizza slice from 1978.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 20 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 20}}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 21 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 21}}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 22 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 22}}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 23 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 23}}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 24 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 24}}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 25 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 25}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[Homerland]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|RABF20|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;So slivered&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|When he decides he'll enjoy green beans with slivered almonds.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Season 34 ====<br /> <br /> {{main|Season 34}}<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Episode}}<br /> {{TH|Prod. Code}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TRsT|&quot;[[One Angry Lisa]]&quot;|1}}<br /> {{TRs|UABF19|1}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Jelly legs&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After Marge describes her legs as feeling like jelly after working out on an exercise bike.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==== Other ====<br /> <br /> {{Table|<br /> {{TH|Appearance}}<br /> {{TH|&quot;Mmm...&quot;}}<br /> {{TH|Reason}}<br /> {{TBT|''[[The Simpsons Game]]''}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;White-pelted chocolate&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|}}<br /> {{TBT|''[[Homer's Colonoscopy]]''}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Mayo&quot;}}<br /> {{TB|After going to the Mayo Clinic.}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> <br /> *[[List of D'ohs]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Catchphrases]]<br /> [[Category:Lists]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Bart_vs._Itchy_%26_Scratchy/References&diff=854509 2019-02-15T19:28:56Z

<p>Jasonbres: Created page with &quot;{{TabR}} {{EpisodePrevNextRef||}} == Trivia == *This will be the very first Itchy and Scratchy-themed episode since The Itchy &amp; Scratchy &amp; Poochie Show in season 8...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>{{TabR}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextRef||}}<br /> == Trivia ==<br /> *This will be the very first [[Itchy and Scratchy]]-themed episode since [[The Itchy &amp; Scratchy &amp; Poochie Show]] in [[season 8]].<br /> <br /> {{Season 30|R}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Cultural references]]<br /> [[Category:Trivia]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Marge_Simpson_in:_%22Screaming_Yellow_Honkers%22/Quotes&diff=853882 2019-02-04T14:33:15Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|I'm with Cupid|Make Room for Lisa}}<br /> <br /> :''[Marge crashes the [[Canyonero]] into [[Springfield Penitentiary]], which allows several prisoners to escape.]''<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Well, I hope you're happy, Simpson. Those prisoners were one day away from being completely rehabilitated.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Sergeant}} Anger is what makes America great. But you must find a proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your TV set, pick a fight with someone weaker than you, or write a threatening letter to a celebrity.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, come in the house! Maggie smells bad, and the cat wants something, but I don't know what it is!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} They're all just lying around. ''[to animals]'' Do something!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, they're not here to entertain us.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I've seen plays that were more exciting than this. Honest to God…plays!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I can't believe they took away my license. It feels like I lost a limb.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, that's a turn-off.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Hey, why don't you come to the wild animal park with us?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh, your father drives like an old lady.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} At least I've got a license! ''[Marge glares at him]'' Come on, kids, I went too far.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Wiggum}} Okay, I assume you all know why you're here. ''[ducks as chair thrown at him]'' That's right, you're all angry, sick people. But, over these next eight hours, you will be broken down to the level of infants, then rebuilt as functional members of society, then broken down again, then lunch, then, if there's time, rebuilt once more.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Marge, you've been out there all morning.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} So?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} So lying on the couch and eating stuff isn't the same if you aren't around to see it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Hang on; the manual says I need to log on to the onboard computer. ''[enters &quot;MARGE&quot; on a keypad]'' M-A-R-G-E.<br /> {{qf|Computer}} Hello, Marge. Where would you like to go today?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} No one has ever asked me that before in my life.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Don't worry kids, I'll save us. JUMANJI! ''[rhinos continue to stampede]''<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Does anything from the movies work!?!?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Judge in anger management movie}} I sentence you to kiss my ass!!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} How'd you know the plan would work, Mom?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Thanks for asking. Well, I was watching ''Dateline'', and Stone Phillips said SUVs always roll over when you turn sharply, and the gas tanks explode at the drop of a hat.<br /> {{qf|Zookeeper}} And she also knew if a rhino sees a flame, he'll instinctively try to put it out.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Stone Phillips again!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Is there anything that guy doesn't know?<br /> {{qf|Zookeeper}} Why, this Stone Phillips sounds like quite a bloke! What television network is he on?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Why, [[NBC]], of course!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} NBC has lots of great shows, and their news and sports coverage can't be beat!<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Do ya think there's anything great on NBC right now?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I'm sure of it.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} But there's only one way to find out!<br /> :[the episode ends]<br /> ----<br /> :[during the credits]<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I would like to read the following statement, but I do so under...<br /> :[gun cocks]<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ...my own free will. It has come to my attention that NBC sucks. I apologize for misleading you and urge you to watch as many [[FOX]] shows as possible. . So, in summary: NBC bad, FOX good. [quickly under his breath] [[CBS]] great.<br /> :[the gun goes off, a thud is heard, followed by three more &quot;safety shots&quot;]<br /> {{Season 10|Q}}</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Marge_Simpson_in:_%22Screaming_Yellow_Honkers%22/Quotes&diff=853881 2019-02-04T14:31:45Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|I'm with Cupid|Make Room for Lisa}}<br /> <br /> :''[Marge crashes the [[Canyonero]] into [[Springfield Penitentiary]], which allows several prisoners to escape.]''<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Well, I hope you're happy, Simpson. Those prisoners were one day away from being completely rehabilitated.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Sergeant}} Anger is what makes America great. But you must find a proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your TV set, pick a fight with someone weaker than you, or write a threatening letter to a celebrity.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, come in the house! Maggie smells bad, and the cat wants something, but I don't know what it is!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} They're all just lying around. ''[to animals]'' Do something!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, they're not here to entertain us.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I've seen plays that were more exciting than this. Honest to God…plays!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I can't believe they took away my license. It feels like I lost a limb.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, that's a turn-off.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Hey, why don't you come to the wild animal park with us?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh, your father drives like an old lady.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} At least I've got a license! ''[Marge glares at him]'' Come on, kids, I went too far.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Wiggum}} Okay, I assume you all know why you're here. ''[ducks as chair thrown at him]'' That's right, you're all angry, sick people. But, over these next eight hours, you will be broken down to the level of infants, then rebuilt as functional members of society, then broken down again, then lunch, then, if there's time, rebuilt once more.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Marge, you've been out there all morning.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} So?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} So lying on the couch and eating stuff isn't the same if you aren't around to see it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Hang on; the manual says I need to log on to the onboard computer. ''[enters &quot;MARGE&quot; on a keypad]'' M-A-R-G-E.<br /> {{qf|Computer}} Hello, Marge. Where would you like to go today?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} No one has ever asked me that before in my life.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Don't worry kids, I'll save us. JUMANJI! ''[rhinos continue to stampede]''<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Does anything from the movies work!?!?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Judge in anger management movie}} I sentence you to kiss my ass!!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} How'd you know the plan would work, Mom?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Thanks for asking. Well, I was watching ''Dateline'', and Stone Phillips said SUVs always roll over when you turn sharply, and the gas tanks explode at the drop of a hat.<br /> {{qf|Zookeeper}} And she also knew if a rhino sees a flame, he'll instinctively try to put it out.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Stone Phillips again!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Is there anything that guy doesn't know?<br /> {{qf|Zookeeper}} Why, this Stone Phillips sounds like quite a bloke! What television network is he on?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Why, [[NBC]], of course!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} NBC has lots of great shows, and their news and sports coverage can't be beat!<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Do ya think there's anything great on NBC right now?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I'm sure of it.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} But there's only one way to find out!<br /> :[the episode ends]<br /> ----<br /> :[during the credits]<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I would like to read the following statement, but I do so under...<br /> :[gun cocks]<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ...my own free will. It has come to my attention that NBC sucks. I apologize for misleading you and urge you to watch as many [[FOX]] shows as possible. . So, in summary: NBC bad, FOX good. [quickly under his breath] CBS great.<br /> :[the gun goes off, a thud is heard, followed by three more &quot;safety shots&quot;]<br /> {{Season 10|Q}}</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Marge_Simpson_in:_%22Screaming_Yellow_Honkers%22/Quotes&diff=853880 2019-02-04T14:30:32Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|I'm with Cupid|Make Room for Lisa}}<br /> <br /> :''[Marge crashes the [[Canyonero]] into [[Springfield Penitentiary]], which allows several prisoners to escape.]''<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Well, I hope you're happy, Simpson. Those prisoners were one day away from being completely rehabilitated.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Sergeant}} Anger is what makes America great. But you must find a proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your TV set, pick a fight with someone weaker than you, or write a threatening letter to a celebrity.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, come in the house! Maggie smells bad, and the cat wants something, but I don't know what it is!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} They're all just lying around. ''[to animals]'' Do something!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, they're not here to entertain us.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I've seen plays that were more exciting than this. Honest to God…plays!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I can't believe they took away my license. It feels like I lost a limb.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, that's a turn-off.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Hey, why don't you come to the wild animal park with us?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh, your father drives like an old lady.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} At least I've got a license! ''[Marge glares at him]'' Come on, kids, I went too far.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Wiggum}} Okay, I assume you all know why you're here. ''[ducks as chair thrown at him]'' That's right, you're all angry, sick people. But, over these next eight hours, you will be broken down to the level of infants, then rebuilt as functional members of society, then broken down again, then lunch, then, if there's time, rebuilt once more.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Marge, you've been out there all morning.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} So?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} So lying on the couch and eating stuff isn't the same if you aren't around to see it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Hang on; the manual says I need to log on to the onboard computer. ''[enters &quot;MARGE&quot; on a keypad]'' M-A-R-G-E.<br /> {{qf|Computer}} Hello, Marge. Where would you like to go today?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} No one has ever asked me that before in my life.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Don't worry kids, I'll save us. JUMANJI! ''[rhinos continue to stampede]''<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Does anything from the movies work!?!?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Judge in anger management movie}} I sentence you to kiss my ass!!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} How'd you know the plan would work, Mom?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Thanks for asking. Well, I was watching ''Dateline'', and Stone Phillips said SUVs always roll over when you turn sharply, and the gas tanks explode at the drop of a hat.<br /> {{qf|Zookeeper}} And she also knew if a rhino sees a flame, he'll instinctively try to put it out.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Stone Phillips again!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Is there anything that guy doesn't know?<br /> {{qf|Zookeeper}} Why, this Stone Phillips sounds like quite a bloke! What television network is he on?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Why, NBC, of course!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} NBC has lots of great shows, and their news and sports coverage can't be beat!<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Do ya think there's anything great on NBC right now?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I'm sure of it.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} But there's only one way to find out!<br /> :[the episode ends]<br /> ----<br /> :[during the credits]<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I would like to read the following statement, but I do so under...<br /> :[gun cocks]<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ...my own free will. It has come to my attention that NBC sucks. I apologize for misleading you and urge you to watch as many FOX shows as possible. . So, in summary: NBC bad, FOX good. [quickly under his breath] CBS great.<br /> :[the gun goes off, a thud is heard, followed by three more &quot;safety shots&quot;]<br /> {{Season 10|Q}}</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Marge_Simpson_in:_%22Screaming_Yellow_Honkers%22/Quotes&diff=853879 2019-02-04T14:08:52Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|I'm with Cupid|Make Room for Lisa}}<br /> <br /> :''[Marge crashes the [[Canyonero]] into [[Springfield Penitentiary]], which allows several prisoners to escape.]''<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Well, I hope you're happy, Simpson. Those prisoners were one day away from being completely rehabilitated.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Sergeant}} Anger is what makes America great. But you must find a proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your TV set, pick a fight with someone weaker than you, or write a threatening letter to a celebrity.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, come in the house! Maggie smells bad, and the cat wants something, but I don't know what it is!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} They're all just lying around. ''[to animals]'' Do something!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, they're not here to entertain us.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I've seen plays that were more exciting than this. Honest to God…plays!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I can't believe they took away my license. It feels like I lost a limb.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, that's a turn-off.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Hey, why don't you come to the wild animal park with us?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh, your father drives like an old lady.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} At least I've got a license! ''[Marge glares at him]'' Come on, kids, I went too far.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Wiggum}} Okay, I assume you all know why you're here. ''[ducks as chair thrown at him]'' That's right, you're all angry, sick people. But, over these next eight hours, you will be broken down to the level of infants, then rebuilt as functional members of society, then broken down again, then lunch, then, if there's time, rebuilt once more.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Marge, you've been out there all morning.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} So?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} So lying on the couch and eating stuff isn't the same if you aren't around to see it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Hang on; the manual says I need to log on to the onboard computer. ''[enters &quot;MARGE&quot; on a keypad]'' M-A-R-G-E.<br /> {{qf|Computer}} Hello, Marge. Where would you like to go today?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} No one has ever asked me that before in my life.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Don't worry kids, I'll save us. JUMANJI! ''[rhinos continue to stampede]''<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Does anything from the movies work!?!?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Judge in anger management movie}} I sentence you to kiss my ass!!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} How'd you know the plan would work, Mom?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Thanks for asking. Well, I was watching ''Dateline'', and Stone Phillips said SUVs always roll over when you turn sharply, and the gas tanks explode at the drop of a hat.<br /> {{qf|Zookeeper}} And she also knew if a rhino sees a flame, he'll instinctively try to put it out.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Stone Phillips again!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Is there anything that guy doesn't know?<br /> {{qf|Zookeeper}} Why, this Stone Phillips sounds like quite a bloke! What television network is he on?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Why, NBC, of course!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} NBC has lots of great shows, and their news and sports coverage can't be beat!<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Do ya think there's anything great on NBC right now?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I'm sure of it.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} But there's only one way to find out!<br /> :[the episode ends]<br /> ----<br /> :[during the credits]<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I would like to read the following statement, but I do so under...<br /> :[gun cocks]<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ...my own free will. It has come to my attention that NBC sucks and I encourage you to watch as many FOX shows as possible. So, in summary: NBC bad, FOX good. [quickly under his breath] CBS great.<br /> :[the gun goes off, a thud is heard, followed by three more &quot;safety shots&quot;]<br /> {{Season 10|Q}}</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Fit_Tony&diff=184355 2010-12-13T18:24:22Z

<p>Jasonbres: /* History */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Character<br /> |name = Tony D'Amico<br /> |image = [[File:Fit Tony.png|250px]]<br /> |gender = {{Male}}<br /> |hair = Gray<br /> |age = <br /> |status = Alive<br /> |job = Mob boss<br /> |relatives = '''Cousin:''' [[Fat Tony (original)|Fat Tony]]<br /> |appearance = &quot;[[Donnie Fatso]]&quot;<br /> |voiced by = [[Joe Mantegna]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Fat Tony''' is the cousin of the [[Fat Tony (original)|original Fat Tony]]. He later takes over the [[Springfield Mafia]] after his cousin's death.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> Originally known as Fit Tony, he owned a gym where he worked out all the time. After his cousin's death, he took over from him and led the Springfield Mafia. The stress of it got to him and he pulled a [[Snowball II]], put on weight and ended up looking and sounding exactly like his cousin.<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *{{ep|Donnie Fatso}}<br /> <br /> {{Mafia Members}}<br /> {{Simpsons characters}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Tony, Fat}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Adults]]<br /> [[Category:Characters voiced by guest stars]]<br /> [[Category:One time characters]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Fight_Before_Christmas/References&diff=164198 2010-12-06T19:55:24Z

<p>Jasonbres: /* Lisa&#039;s dream */</p> <hr /> <div>{{TabR<br /> |episode=The Fight Before Christmas<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EpisodePrevNextRef |How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window?|Donnie Fatso}}<br /> <br /> == Cultural references ==<br /> *The episode title is a pun on the poem &quot;{{W|The Night Before Christmas}}&quot;.<br /> <br /> === Bart's dream ===<br /> *The [[Polar Express]] is based on the train from the book and film ''{{W|The Polar Express}}''. In the film, it also goes to the [[North Pole]].<br /> <br /> === Lisa's dream ===<br /> *[[Marge]] killing [[Hitler]] is a reference to the film ''{{W|Inglourious Basterds}}''.<br /> *The flying elephant may be a reference to the film ''{{W|Dumbo}}''. More specifically, it is possible that it is a parody of Walt Disney's animation studio being hired to make war propaganda films during the war years.<br /> <br /> === Marge's dream ===<br /> *The family sing &quot;[[It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Breakfast]]&quot;, a parody of the song &quot;{{W|It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas}}&quot;.<br /> *A song from ''{{W|The Nutcracker}}'' is heard, as typically heard in any Christmas Simpsons episode.<br /> <br /> === Maggie's dream ===<br /> *[[Katy Perry (character)|Katy Perry]]'s appearing as her real-life self while the rest of the cast are puppets is a parody of celebrity guest appearances on ''{{w|The Muppet Show}}''.<br /> *[[Grampa]] and [[Jasper]] are parodying {{W|Statler and Waldorf}} from ''The Muppets''.<br /> *When Katy Perry kisses [[Mr. Burns]], he says &quot;I kissed a girl, and I liked it&quot;, a reference to Katy Perry's song &quot;{{W|I Kissed a Girl}}&quot;.<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> *&quot;The Fight Before Christmas&quot; is special for being the second episode to have part of it set in the real world, this time the characters were in puppet form with [[Katy Perry]] playing herself in real life. The first episode to have part of it set in real life was &quot;[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]&quot; where Homer went into the real world.<br /> *[[Moe]] gets called a goblin twice in the episode. Once in Bart's dream and once in Maggie's dream.<br /> <br /> {{Season 22 R}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Fight Before Christmas/References}}<br /> [[Category:Cultural references]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=How_Munched_Is_That_Birdie_in_the_Window%3F/References&diff=166426 2010-11-30T14:17:05Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TabR<br /> |episode=How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window?<br /> }}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextRef|The Fool Monty|The Fight Before Christmas}}<br /> <br /> == Cultural references ==<br /> *The episode title is a pun on the children's song &quot;[[wikipedia:(How Much Is) That Doggie in the Window?|How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?]]&quot;<br /> *The animal welfare groups that Lisa is a member of are spoofs of several real-life groups:<br /> **&quot;People for the Ethical Treatment of Aomebas&quot; is a spoof of {{w|People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals}}<br /> **&quot;The League of Women Vultures&quot; is a spoof on the {{w|League of Women Voters}}<br /> **&quot;NAAC Porcupines&quot; is a spoof on the {{w|National Association for the Advancement of Colored People}}<br /> **&quot;Kids for Squids&quot; is a spoof of {{w|Kids for Kids}}<br /> **&quot;ACLUnicorns&quot; is a spoof of the {{w|American Civil Liberties Union}}<br /> **&quot;Clamnesty International&quot; is a spoof of {{w|Amnesty International}}<br /> *The song [[Mr. Burns]] ballet dances to is &quot;Once Upon a Dream&quot; from {{w|Sleeping Beauty}}.<br /> *The music that plays during Bart and Milhouse's messaging montage is &quot;The Typewriter&quot; by Leroy Anderson.<br /> <br /> {{Season 22 R}}<br /> [[Category:Cultural references]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=How_Munched_Is_That_Birdie_in_the_Window%3F&diff=165217 2010-11-30T14:15:43Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Tab}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNext |The Fool Monty|The Fight Before Christmas}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> |image=How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window promo.jpg<br /> |Episode Number=471<br /> |productionCode=NABF02<br /> |originalAirdate=November 28, 2010&lt;ref name=&quot;airdate&quot;&gt;{{cite web |url=http://www.daemonstv.com/2010/10/30/rachel-weisz-and-danica-patrick-on-the-simpsons-first-photo/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+daemonstv+%28Daemon%27s+TV%29 |title=Rachel Weisz and Danica Patrick on THE SIMPSONS First Photo |publisher=Daemon's TV |accessdate=October 30, 2010}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |blackboardText=&quot;A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving&quot; is as good as &quot;A Charlie Brown Christmas&quot;<br /> |couchGag=Professor Frink is sitting on the couch, and he zaps the family, causing them to shrink. Grandpa almost steps on them, then Homer takes a bite out of a giant chip. Snowball II chases the family, who escape into a mousehole. They sit on a piece of cheese, but it turns out to be on a mousetrap, which goes off, trapping them.<br /> |billboard=Springfield Kwik-E-Mart: Thoughtless gifts for people you don't like<br /> |titlescreen=A Fox News helicopter flies by, with &quot;Not Suitable For Viewers Under 75&quot; on it. (original airing)&lt;br/&gt;[[King Homer]] climbs up the Empire State Building and takes the three-eyed crow in his hand. (online version)<br /> |tv=The TV falls down, becoming unplugged/detached from the wall.<br /> |specialGuestVoices=[[Danica Patrick]] as herself&lt;br&gt;[[Rachel Weisz]] as [[Dr. Thurston]]&lt;ref name=&quot;airdate&quot;/&gt;<br /> |Written By=[[Kevin Curran]]<br /> |Show Runner=Al Jean<br /> |Directed By=[[Michael Polcino]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> &quot;'''How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window?'''&quot; is the seventh [[Season 22]] episode. It first aired on November 28, 2010.&lt;ref name=&quot;airdate&quot;/&gt; It guest stars [[Danica Patrick]] and [[Rachel Weisz]].<br /> <br /> ==Synopsis==<br /> When a pigeon breaks its wing in the Simpson house, [[Bart]] takes the duty to protect the bird - who he calls [[Raymond Bird|Ray]] - until he recovers. When Ray is ready to fly, [[Homer]] decides to enter it in a bird race, which makes [[Danica Patrick (character)|Danica Patrick]] appears in his dreams. However, plans go awry when [[Santa's Little Helper]] eats Ray. Thinking that Bart will need help to overcome the loss, [[Marge]] and Homer take him to a therapy session with [[Dr. Thurston]], who diagnoses that the only cure for Bart's sadness is getting rid of the family dog. But when the Simpsons visit Santa's Little Helper's new home, the shock makes them rethink their decision.&lt;ref&gt;{{cite web |url=http://www.tv.com/the-simpsons/how-munched-is-that-birdie-in-the-window/episode/1364050/summary.html?tag=ep_guide;summary |title=The Simpsons: How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window |publisher=TV.com |accessdate=November 16, 2010}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> During a thunderstorm, a carrier pigeon flies into the Simpsons's house. After discovering that its wing is injured, Lisa instructs Bart to take care of it, because she has a phobia of pigeons. Bart agrees to take it in, and nurses it back to health over several weeks. He tries to release it back into the wild, but he and the pigeon (nicknamed &quot;[[Raymond Bird|Ray]]&quot;) have become too close, so he decides to keep it as a pet.<br /> <br /> After seeing an advertisement for a video about the role of carrier pigeons in the {{w|Second World War}}, Bart and Homer decide to train Ray to carry messages, while Marge teaches Lisa that it is okay to be afraid of a single animal while caring about all others, as she herself is scared of opossums.<br /> <br /> After training Ray to deliver messages, Bart and Homer use his ability for several pranks, such as Bart sending [[Mrs. Krabappel]] a message stating &quot;who cares?&quot; during a lesson and Homer sending [[Mr. Burns]] a message suggesting he should &quot;do a ballet dance without no clothes on&quot;. Bart also sends Milhouse a message to become friends with him again, as they had had a fight earlier over a toy Milhouse had broken because he thought it was a Transformer.<br /> <br /> Moe comes by the house, suggesting that Ray might become a racing pigeon. As he is discussing it with Homer and Bart, however, Santa's Little Helper eats Ray, despite Homer's attempts to rescue him. Overcome with grief, the family holds a funeral for Ray and Bart becomes resentful of Santa's Little Helper.<br /> <br /> Marge and Homer take Bart to see [[Dr. Thurston]], a psychologist. She suggests to Bart that he should forgive Santa's Little Helper, as he is the smarter of the two and knows that dogs do not have the brain capacity to know that it is wrong to kill small birds. Bart still cannot forgive Santa's Little Helper, so the family plan to take him to live on a farm upstate, [[Ostrich World]]. Bart shares parting words with Santa's Little Helper, telling him never to kill a bird ever again.<br /> <br /> As the family are about to leave, Homer releases an ostrich and it starts attacking the family. Bart calls for Santa's Little Helper to help, but he is confused, since Bart told him earlier it was wrong to hurt birds. Bart ends up clobbering the bird with some nearby tools, forgives Santa's Little Helper, and the family leaves happily, taking the seemingly dead ostrich as meat for dinner. As they are driving, though, the bird wakes up, breaks through the roof, and starts strangling Homer with its foot. The episode ends with the car swerving down the roads as Homer tries to steer.<br /> <br /> == References ==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Season 22}}<br /> [[Category:Season 22]]<br /> [[Category:2010]]<br /> [[Category:Bart episodes]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Playing_Guitars&diff=182611 2010-11-25T01:47:00Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Realworld}}<br /> '''Playing Guitars''' is an ironic song performed by [[Kurt]] and [[Ethan]] (voiced by {{W|Flight of the Conchords}}) in the episode &quot;[[Elementary School Musical]]&quot;. The music is by [[Bret McKenzie]] and [[Jemaine Clement]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]]. The song is also heard during the executive producer credits at the end.<br /> <br /> == Lyrics ==<br /> :'''Ethan and Kurt''':<br /> :Playing guitars... ('''Kurt''': Guitars)<br /> :It's hard to sing while playing...<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :Guitars.<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Guitars.<br /> <br /> :''[Lisa claps]''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''What's she doin' with her hands?''<br /> <br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''':<br /> :''It's called &quot;applause&quot;!''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''I'm not sure I like it.''<br /> <br /> [[Category:Songs]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Medium_T-Shirt&diff=182595 2010-11-24T21:56:08Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Realworld}}<br /> '''Medium T-Shirt''' is a short ditty performed by [[Ethan]] (voiced by [[Jemaine Clement]] of [[Flight of the Conchords]]) in the episode &quot;[[Elementary School Musical]]&quot;. The music is by Clement and his partner [[Bret McKenzie]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]].<br /> <br /> == Lyrics ==<br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Knock knock.''<br /> <br /> :'''[[Kurt]]''':<br /> :''Lisa, I'm Kurt, and this is Ethan.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''We are the counselors slash musical directors slash community outreach liaisons slash counselors.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''[whispering] You said &quot;counselors&quot; twice.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''[also whispering] We do a lot of counseling.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''[still whispering] Yeh, but we don't do twice as much counseling.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''[still whispering] Well, don't question me in front of the children!''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''[still whispering] She can't hear us! We're stage whispering!''<br /> <br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''':<br /> :''I can hear ya.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''[no longer whispering] No, you can't.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Okay, Lisa. Let's get your camp T-shirt.''<br /> <br /> :[strums guitar]<br /> :All our camp T-shirts are medium,<br /> :Well, I hope you wear medium, girl.<br /> :Huh!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Songs]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Fight_Before_Christmas&diff=141920 2010-11-24T17:31:11Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{tab}}<br /> {{Semiprotected|To stop speculation}}<br /> {{Upcoming Episode}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNext|How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window?|Donnie Fatso}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> |image=425.perry.simpsons.lc.092710.jpg<br /> |Episode Number=472<br /> |productionCode=MABF22<br /> |originalAirdate=December 5, 2010<br /> |blackboardText=TBA<br /> |couchGag=TBA<br /> |billboard=TBA<br /> |titlescreen=TBA<br /> |tv=TBA<br /> |specialGuestVoices=[[Martha Stewart]] as [[Martha Claus]]&lt;br&gt;[[Katy Perry]] as Herself<br /> |Written By=[[Dan Castellaneta]]&lt;br&gt;[[Deb Lacusta]]<br /> |Show Runner=TBA<br /> |Directed By=TBA<br /> }}<br /> <br /> &quot;'''The Fight Before Christmas'''&quot; is an upcoming episode of [[Season 22]]. It is scheduled to air on December 5, 2010.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.fancast.com/blogs/2010/tv-news/simpsons-has-designs-on-martha-stewart-unveils-idol-toons/?cmpid=fcst_10_bbc_tw_565 ‘The Simpsons’ Has Designs On Martha Stewart, Unveils ‘Idol’ ‘Toons]&lt;/ref&gt; It is will guest star [[Martha Stewart]] and [[Katy Perry]]. This will be a Christmas episode, most likely in the style of [[Simpson Christmas Stories]].<br /> <br /> == Plot ==<br /> It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas in Springfield, but while Marge gets in the holiday spirit, it’s bah humbug for the rest of the family. Disappointed that she is alone spreading the holiday cheer, Marge sends a letter to Martha Clause (guest voice Stewart) to help her save the family Christmas. Martha comes to the rescue and transforms the house into the North Pole chalet Marge has always dreamed of, but when the family is noticeably absent from the perfectly trimmed holiday home, she realizes that it’s Homer and the kids who make the holidays special. Meanwhile, the Simpsons get ready to sneak away for a tropical holiday vacation in Hawaii, but surprise visitors Mr. Burns and Moe’s new friend, Katy Perry (guest-starring as herself in a special live-action sequence) delay their getaway.&lt;ref&gt;http://foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z4&amp;mo=12&amp;d=1&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> == Gallery ==<br /> Promotional pictures for this episode<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:The Fight Before Christmas promo.jpg|Katy Perry with Mr. Burns<br /> File:The Fight Before Christmas promo 2.jpg|Katy Perry with Moe<br /> File:The Fight Before Christmas promo 3.jpg|Katy Perry with Mr. Burns, Moe, Grampa and Homer<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == References ==<br /> {{reflist}}<br /> <br /> {{episode stub}}<br /> {{Season 22}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Fight Before Christmas}}<br /> [[Category:Episodes]]<br /> [[Category:Season 22]]<br /> [[Category:Christmas]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Fool_Monty/References&diff=171204 2010-11-24T17:29:27Z

<p>Jasonbres: /* Trivia */</p> <hr /> <div>{{TabR<br /> |episode=The Fool Monty<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EpisodePrevNext |Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life|How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window?}}<br /> <br /> == Cultural references ==<br /> *The episode title is a pun on the film ''{{w|The Full Monty}}'' and a reference to [[Mr. Burns]]' nickname of &quot;Monty&quot;.<br /> *After an executive disembarks from the {{w|Fox News Channel|Fox News}} helicopter, the copter wobbles and crashes while someone on board cries out, &quot;We're unbalanced! It's not fair!&quot;, punning the channel's slogan &quot;Fair &amp; balanced&quot;.<br /> *When [[Kent Brockman]] breaks the news of the [[House Cat Flu]] on [[Channel 6 News]], the graphics cards accompanying the story read &quot;Apocalypse Meow&quot; and &quot;The Purrfect Storm&quot;, punning the movies ''{{w|Apocalypse Now}}'' and ''{{w|The Perfect Storm (film)|The Perfect Storm}}''.<br /> *In the vaccination line, [[Comic Book Guy]] is dressed as {{w|Wolverine (comics)|Wolverine}}, wearing an {{w|X-Men}} uniform.<br /> *The band that Burns hires to play at his &quot;I'm dying&quot; announcement is called [[The Grave Matthews Band]], a pun on the {{w|Dave Matthews Band}}.<br /> *The scene where [[Mr. Burns]] hides in [[Bart]]'s closet is a reference to the movie ''{{w|E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial}}''. Also, E.T. is seen in the closet amongst the other stuffed animals.<br /> *At the bar, [[Smithers]] says that his new boss [[Dick Cheney]] likes to stack naked men, a reference to the {{w|Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse|Abu Ghraib}} incident during the {{w|Iraq War}}.<br /> *When Smithers leaves Cheney's employ to return to working for Mr. Burns, Cheney zaps him with a &quot;neuralyzer&quot;, a memory-erasing device from the ''{{w|Men in Black (film)|Men in Black}}'' movies.<br /> *Mr. Burns says he got the idea to enclose [[Springfield]] in a dome from the {{w|Stephen King}} novel ''{{w|Under the Dome}}''.<br /> *[[Nelson]] and [[Lisa]] appear in a [[Springfield Elementary School]] production of the {{w|Edward Albee}} play ''{{w|Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf?}}''.<br /> *The music playing over the end credits is &quot;{{w|Powerhouse (song)|Powerhouse}}&quot;, composed by {{w|Raymond Scott}}. The song is commonly heard in &quot;assembly line&quot; scenes in animated cartoons, particularly those made by {{w|Warner Bros. Cartoons|Warner Brothers}}.<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> *References to [[Smithers]]' sexuality:<br /> **[[Mr. Burns]] says that love is something that one man can't pay another for. Smithers starts to contradict him, but is cut off when Burns continues talking.<br /> **Smithers says that Burns was more than a friend to him, but his new boss [[Dick Cheney]] likes to stack naked men, and adds, &quot;At least that's a start.&quot;<br /> *The day this episode aired, ''[[Futurama]]'' also had an appearance by Cheney.<br /> <br /> == Continuity ==<br /> *[[Mr. Burns]] threatens to lower a [[dome]] on [[Springfield]] again. This has been done before. (''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'')<br /> **Also, [[Lou]] states that they could just dig a way out if he did lower the dome, something fans have suggested and wondered why they didn't do it since the movie aired.<br /> *[[Maggie]] points a gun at Mr. Burns again, wanting to kill him. (&quot;[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]&quot;)<br /> <br /> {{Season 22 R}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Fool Monty/References}}<br /> [[Category:Cultural references]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Playing_Guitars&diff=182609 2010-11-24T17:13:00Z

<p>Jasonbres: new</p> <hr /> <div>'''Playing Guitars''' is an ironic song performed by [[Kurt]] and [[Ethan]] (voiced by [[Flight of the Conchords]]) in the episode [[Elementary School Musical]]. The music is by [[Bret McKenzie]] and [[Jemaine Clement]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]]. The song is also heard during the executive producer credits at the end.<br /> <br /> ==Lyrics==<br /> :'''Ethan and Kurt''':<br /> :Playing guitars... ('''Kurt''': Guitars)<br /> :It's hard to sing while playing...<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :Guitars.<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Guitars.<br /> <br /> :''[Lisa claps]''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''What's she doin' with her hands?''<br /> <br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''':<br /> :''It's called &quot;applause&quot;!''<br /> <br /> '''Ethan''':<br /> :''I'm not sure I like it.''<br /> <br /> [[Category:Songs]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Artists_(reprise)&diff=182605 2010-11-24T17:09:37Z

<p>Jasonbres: new</p> <hr /> <div>'''Artists (Reprise)''' is a depressing reprise of the song &quot;[[Artists]]&quot; performed by [[Kurt]] and [[Ethan]] (voiced by [[Flight of the Conchords]]) with brief solos by [[Krusty]] and [[Lisa]] in the episode [[Elementary School Musical]]. The music is by [[Bret McKenzie]] and [[Jemaine Clement]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]].<br /> ==Lyrics==<br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Lisa Simpson, what are you doing here?''<br /> <br /> :'''Lisa''':<br /> :''I came to share in the esteem that the world bestows on its artists.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Uh, yeah.''<br /> <br /> :'''Lisa''':<br /> :''Blblblbl, boy, it sure is cold in here.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''No heat. It's, uh, part of our art. [a shotgun is heard outside] More art.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''Ethan, look what I stole from work!''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Yes!''<br /> <br /> :'''Lisa''':<br /> :''Tomatoes? What kind of artists are you?''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''Sandwich artists.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''But we get to eat any sandwiches we drop on the floor.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''Unless we drop them on purpose.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''They've got cameras on us at all times.''<br /> <br /> :'''Lisa''':<br /> :''Are you saying that arts camp was a lie?!''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Well, not the swimming.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''Look, Lisa, I think it's time we sang you the truth.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan and Kurt''':<br /> :Artists are the least important people in the world,<br /> :So, whatever you do, don't be an artist...girl.<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :Artists make a living dressin' up like a falafel.<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Artists shed a tear when they're called something awful.<br /> <br /> :'''Sprooklynite''':<br /> :''You ain't no falafel!''<br /> <br /> :'''Krusty''':<br /> :Artists sit in jail on a lifetime hitch.<br /> :The only way out is become a prison snitch.<br /> :''[other prisoners look at Krusty] Oh, why did I sing that out loud?''<br /> <br /> :'''Lisa''':<br /> :What I don't get is why all the lies?<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan and Kurt''':<br /> :We wanted you to think we were happening guys.<br /> <br /> :''[they sniffle]''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Well, philosophically, we're happening in the sense that we exist.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''Not for long, if we don't drop more sandwiches.''<br /> [[Category:Songs]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Artists&diff=182601 2010-11-24T17:00:00Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Artists''' is a song performed by [[Kurt]] and [[Ethan]] (voiced by [[Flight of the Conchords]]) and [[Lisa]] in the episode [[Elementary School Musical]]. The music is by [[Bret McKenzie]] and [[Jemaine Clement]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]]. The song is also [[Artists (Reprise)|reprised]] near the end of the show and during the credits.<br /> <br /> ==Lyrics==<br /> :'''[[Cory Monteith|Cory]]''':<br /> :''So what do you guys do when you're not camp counselors?''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''We're highly successful artists. And as artists we live in [[Springfield]]'s most artistic borough.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''[[Sprooklyn]].''<br /> <br /> :'''Campers''':<br /> :''Wow.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''We spend our days acting and painting.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Dancing and sculpting.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''Playing my Gibson.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Rehearsing my Ibsen.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''Because you see, young artists...''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :Artists are the people who hold up a mirror.<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Artists make society see its faults clearer.<br /> <br /> :'''Posh Man''':<br /> :''Ha ha ha.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Artists help step out...<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt and Ethan''':<br /> :Oppression of wars.<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :And when we camp outdoors...<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan and Kurt''':<br /> :Make the best s'mores!<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Three layers, Mother Nature!<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :Mmmm, mmm...<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Yeh, yeh!<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt and Ethan''':<br /> :Artists end poverty with music and dance.<br /> :Artists make art on the beaches of France.<br /> <br /> :'''Lisa''':<br /> :I never knew artists were all so amazing!<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Excuse me while I talk to this cow that is grazing.<br /> <br /> :I give art<br /> :Like you give milk.<br /> <br /> :'''Grazing Cow''':<br /> :Mooo.<br /> :''[subtitle: But they can't bottle your genius.]''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :Everyone listens when artists are talking.<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :'Cause artists are smarter than Mr. Stephen Hawking.<br /> <br /> :'''[[Stephen Hawking]]''':<br /> :Oh, yeah. Break it down for me fellas.<br /> <br /> :''[Hawking scratches a record, while Ethan and Kurt breakdance]''<br /> <br /> :'''Stephen Hawking''':<br /> :A Brief History of Rhyme.<br /> <br /> :'''Lisa''':<br /> :Do you think I can be an artist in the city?<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :Hold on, Lisa, let me check with the committee.<br /> :''[to Kurt, the cow, and Hawking] So what do you guys think?''<br /> <br /> :'''Stephen Hawking''':<br /> :''Yes.''<br /> <br /> :'''Grazing Cow''':<br /> :''Moo.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''I agree.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan and Kurt''':<br /> :Yes, Lisa, you can be an artist in the world.<br /> :So move to the city when you're less itty-bitty, girl.<br /> :To the gritty city when you're less itty-bitty, girl!<br /> :The city's pretty gritty for an itty-bitty pretty girl!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Songs]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Artists&diff=182600 2010-11-24T16:59:03Z

<p>Jasonbres: new</p> <hr /> <div>'''We Never Do That''' is a song performed by [[Kurt]] and [[Ethan]] (voiced by [[Flight of the Conchords]]) and [[Lisa]] in the episode [[Elementary School Musical]]. The music is by [[Bret McKenzie]] and [[Jemaine Clement]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]]. The song is also [[Artists (Reprise)|reprised]] near the end of the show and during the credits.<br /> <br /> ==Lyrics==<br /> :'''[[Cory Monteith|Cory]]''':<br /> :''So what do you guys do when you're not camp counselors?''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''We're highly successful artists. And as artists we live in [[Springfield]]'s most artistic borough.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''[[Sprooklyn]].''<br /> <br /> :'''Campers''':<br /> :''Wow.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''We spend our days acting and painting.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Dancing and sculpting.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''Playing my Gibson.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Rehearsing my Ibsen.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''Because you see, young artists...''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :Artists are the people who hold up a mirror.<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Artists make society see its faults clearer.<br /> <br /> :'''Posh Man''':<br /> :''Ha ha ha.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Artists help step out...<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt and Ethan''':<br /> :Oppression of wars.<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :And when we camp outdoors...<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan and Kurt''':<br /> :Make the best s'mores!<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Three layers, Mother Nature!<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :Mmmm, mmm...<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Yeh, yeh!<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt and Ethan''':<br /> :Artists end poverty with music and dance.<br /> :Artists make art on the beaches of France.<br /> <br /> :'''Lisa''':<br /> :I never knew artists were all so amazing!<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Excuse me while I talk to this cow that is grazing.<br /> <br /> :I give art<br /> :Like you give milk.<br /> <br /> :'''Grazing Cow''':<br /> :Mooo.<br /> :''[subtitle: But they can't bottle your genius.]''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :Everyone listens when artists are talking.<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :'Cause artists are smarter than Mr. Stephen Hawking.<br /> <br /> :'''[[Stephen Hawking]]''':<br /> :Oh, yeah. Break it down for me fellas.<br /> <br /> :''[Hawking scratches a record, while Ethan and Kurt breakdance]''<br /> <br /> :'''Stephen Hawking''':<br /> :A Brief History of Rhyme.<br /> <br /> :'''Lisa''':<br /> :Do you think I can be an artist in the city?<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :Hold on, Lisa, let me check with the committee.<br /> :''[to Kurt, the cow, and Hawking] So what do you guys think?''<br /> <br /> :'''Stephen Hawking''':<br /> :''Yes.''<br /> <br /> :'''Grazing Cow''':<br /> :''Moo.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''I agree.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan and Kurt''':<br /> :Yes, Lisa, you can be an artist in the world.<br /> :So move to the city when you're less itty-bitty, girl.<br /> :To the gritty city when you're less itty-bitty, girl!<br /> :The city's pretty gritty for an itty-bitty pretty girl!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Songs]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=We_Never_Do_That&diff=182598 2010-11-24T16:45:53Z

<p>Jasonbres: new</p> <hr /> <div>'''We Never Do That''' is a short ditty performed by [[Kurt]] and [[Ethan]] (voiced by [[Flight of the Conchords]]) in the episode [[Elementary School Musical]]. The music is by [[Bret McKenzie]] and [[Jemaine Clement]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]].<br /> <br /> ==Lyrics==<br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''':<br /> :''Do you guys always do that?''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :Do-oo-oo-oo whu-hut?<br /> <br /> :'''Lisa''':<br /> :''Sing what you just said, then play a little guitar riff?''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :No we don't do that.<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :We never do that.<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''';<br /> :Well, we sometimes do that.<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt'''<br /> :But very infrequently lay-day.<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan and Kurt''':<br /> :Boieoieoieoieoi!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Songs]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Meal_Lady&diff=182596 2010-11-24T16:41:53Z

<p>Jasonbres: new</p> <hr /> <div>'''Meal Lady''' is a short ditty performed by [[Kurt]] (voiced by [[Bret McKenzie]] of [[Flight of the Conchords]]) in the episode [[Elementary School Musical]]. The music is by McKenzie and his partner [[Jemaine Clement]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]].<br /> <br /> ==Lyrics==<br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''We should also find you a meal plan.''<br /> <br /> :Meal plan lay-day!<br /> :Plan my meals, bay-bay!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Songs]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Medium_T-Shirt&diff=182593 2010-11-24T16:39:29Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Medium T-Shirt''' is a short ditty performed by [[Ethan]] (voiced by [[Jemaine Clement]] of [[Flight of the Conchords]]) in the episode [[Elementary School Musical]]. The music is by Clement and his partner [[Bret McKenzie]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]].<br /> <br /> ==Lyrics==<br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Knock knock.''<br /> <br /> :'''[[Kurt]]''':<br /> :''Lisa, I'm Kurt, and this is Ethan.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''We are the counselors slash musical directors slash community outreach liaisons slash counselors.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''[whispering] You said &quot;counselors&quot; twice.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''[also whispering] We do a lot of counseling.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''[still whispering] Yeh, but we don't do twice as much counseling.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''[still whispering] Well, don't question me in front of the children!''<br /> <br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''[still whispering] She can't hear us! We're stage whispering!''<br /> <br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''':<br /> :''I can hear ya.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''[no longer whispering] No, you can't.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Okay, Lisa. Let's get your camp T-shirt.''<br /> <br /> :[strums guitar]<br /> :All our camp T-shirts are medium,<br /> :Well, I hope you wear medium, girl.<br /> :Huh!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Songs]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Medium_T-Shirt&diff=182592 2010-11-24T16:39:07Z

<p>Jasonbres: new</p> <hr /> <div>'''Medium T-Shirt''' is a short ditty performed by [[Ethan]] (voiced by [[Jermaine Clement]] of [[Flight of the Conchords]]) in the episode [[Elementary School Musical]]. The music is by Clement and his partner [[Bret McKenzie]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]].<br /> <br /> ==Lyrics==<br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Knock knock.''<br /> <br /> :'''[[Kurt]]''':<br /> :''Lisa, I'm Kurt, and this is Ethan.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''We are the counselors slash musical directors slash community outreach liaisons slash counselors.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''[whispering] You said &quot;counselors&quot; twice.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''[also whispering] We do a lot of counseling.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''[still whispering] Yeh, but we don't do twice as much counseling.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''[still whispering] Well, don't question me in front of the children!''<br /> <br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''[still whispering] She can't hear us! We're stage whispering!''<br /> <br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''':<br /> :''I can hear ya.''<br /> <br /> :'''Kurt''':<br /> :''[no longer whispering] No, you can't.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ethan''':<br /> :''Okay, Lisa. Let's get your camp T-shirt.''<br /> <br /> :[strums guitar]<br /> :All our camp T-shirts are medium,<br /> :Well, I hope you wear medium, girl.<br /> :Huh!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Songs]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Loan-a_Lisa&diff=154174 2010-09-05T23:15:42Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Tab}}<br /> {{Semiprotected|To stop speculation}}<br /> {{Upcoming Episode}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> |image=blank.png<br /> |Episode Number=466<br /> |productionCode=MABF??<br /> |originalAirdate=October 3, 2010<br /> |blackboardText=TBA<br /> |couchGag=TBA<br /> |billboard=TBA<br /> |titlescreen=TBA<br /> |tv=TBA<br /> |specialGuestVoices=[[Mark Zuckerberg]] as Himself<br /> |Written By=TBA<br /> |Show Runner=TBA<br /> |Directed By=TBA<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Loan-a Lisa''' is an upcoming episode of ''[[The Simpsons]]''&lt;nowiki&gt;'&lt;/nowiki&gt; [[Season 22|twenty-second season]]. It is scheduled to air on on October 3, 2010.&lt;ref&gt;{{cite web |url=http://tv.msn.com/tv/episode/the-simpsons/loan-a-lisa/ |title='Loan-A-Lisa' Episode Info |publisher=MSN TV |date=10-03-2010 |accessdate=10-03-2010}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> == Plot ==<br /> [[Lisa]] helps fund [[Nelson]]'s bicycle company.<br /> <br /> == References ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Season 22}}<br /> [[Category:Season 22]]<br /> [[Category:2010]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Elementary_School_Musical&diff=164003 2010-08-02T16:17:30Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Tab}}<br /> {{Semiprotected|To stop speculation}}<br /> {{Upcoming Episode}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> |image=blank.png<br /> |Episode Number=<br /> |productionCode=MABF??<br /> |originalAirdate=September 26, 2010<br /> |blackboardText=TBA<br /> |couchGag=TBA<br /> |billboard=TBA<br /> |titlescreen=TBA<br /> |tv=TBA<br /> |specialGuestVoices=[[Bret McKenzie]]&lt;br/&gt;[[Jemaine Clement]]&lt;br/&gt;[[Lea Michele]]&lt;br/&gt;[[Cory Monteith]]&lt;br/&gt;[[Amber Riley]]<br /> |Written By=TBA<br /> |showRunners=TBA<br /> |Directed By=TBA<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Elementary School Musical''' is the season premiere of [[Season 22]].<br /> <br /> == Plot ==<br /> [[Marge]] sends [[Lisa]] to a performing arts camp where artsy counselors (guest voices Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie of &quot;Flight of the Conchords&quot;) and fellow musically inclined campers (guest voices Lea Michele, Cory Monteith and Amber Riley of ''Glee'') inspire her to embrace her creative side. After she returns to Springfield, Lisa becomes restless with her ho-hum suburban lifestyle and catches the first bus to Sprooklyn in hopes of reconnecting with her inner hipster.<br /> <br /> {{Episode stub}}<br /> <br /> {{Season 22}}</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=To_Surveil_with_Love&diff=125861 2010-05-03T00:06:22Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{tab}}<br /> {{Upcoming Episode}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNext|The Squirt and the Whale|Moe Letter Blues}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> |image=ToSurveilWithLove.png<br /> |Episode Number=461<br /> |productionCode=<br /> |originalAirdate=May 2, 2010<br /> |blackboardText=None<br /> |couchGag=The cast lip synchs to Ke$ha's &quot;[[Tik Tok]]&quot;.<br /> |billboard=None<br /> |titlescreen=None<br /> |tv=N/A<br /> |specialGuestVoices=[[Eddie Izzard]] as [[Queen Elizabeth]]<br /> |Written By=[[Michael Nobori]]<br /> |showRunners=TBA<br /> |Directed By=[[Lance Kramer]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''To Surveil With Love''' is the twentieth episode in [[Season 21]].<br /> ==Plot==<br /> When a bomb squad mistakenly blows up [[Homer]]'s gym bag, civil liberties are suspended in Springfield when radiation leaks in. [[Chief Wiggum]] and his officers put up CCTV cameras to round up suspected terrorists, including [[Groundskeeper Willie]]. But when moitoring the cameras Wiggum says that it is too much, he asks the townspeople to help keep the city safe. Meanwhile, [[Lisa]] dyes her hair a darker color, as she is getting bored with being blonde. &lt;ref&gt;http://www.foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z4&amp;mo=4&amp;d=25&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{reflist}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Season 21}}<br /> [[Category:Season 21]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=To_Surveil_with_Love&diff=125860 2010-05-03T00:00:39Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{tab}}<br /> {{Upcoming Episode}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNext|The Squirt and the Whale|Moe Letter Blues}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> |image=ToSurveilWithLove.png<br /> |Episode Number=461<br /> |productionCode=<br /> |originalAirdate=May 2, 2010<br /> |blackboardText=None<br /> |couchGag=The cast lip synchs to Ke$ha's &quot;[[Tik Tok]]&quot;.<br /> |billboard=None<br /> |titlescreen=None<br /> |tv=N/A<br /> |specialGuestVoices=[[Eddie Izzard]] as [[Queen Elizabeth]]<br /> |Written By=TBA<br /> |showRunners=TBA<br /> |Directed By=TBA<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''To Surveil With Love''' is the twentieth episode in [[Season 21]].<br /> ==Plot==<br /> When a bomb squad mistakenly blows up [[Homer]]'s gym bag, civil liberties are suspended in Springfield when radiation leaks in. [[Chief Wiggum]] and his officers put up CCTV cameras to round up suspected terrorists, including [[Groundskeeper Willie]]. But when moitoring the cameras Wiggum says that it is too much, he asks the townspeople to help keep the city safe. Meanwhile, [[Lisa]] dyes her hair a darker color, as she is getting bored with being blonde. &lt;ref&gt;http://www.foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z4&amp;mo=4&amp;d=25&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{reflist}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Season 21}}<br /> [[Category:Season 21]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_title_screen_gags&diff=132194 2010-05-02T23:47:02Z

<p>Jasonbres: /* Season 21 */</p> <hr /> <div>When ''The Simpsons'' [[opening credits|opening sequence]] was reanimated for its conversion to high definition in 2009, initially, during the screen showing the title, only one gag was used: a three-eyed crow would fly by it. Starting with the [[Season 21]] episode &quot;[[Bart Gets a &quot;Z&quot;]], the gag would become a changing gag for each episode just like the [[billboard gag]]s, the [[chalkboard gag]]s, and the [[couch gag]]s.<br /> <br /> ==[[Season 21]]==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|# <br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Episode Name<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 2<br /> | [[Sharry Bobbins]] flies across the screen with her magic umbrella<br /> | [[Bart Gets a &quot;Z&quot;]]<br /> | LABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 3<br /> | A stork flies by carrying [[Maggie]]<br /> | [[The Great Wife Hope]]<br /> | LABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 4<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Treehouse of Horror XX]]<br /> | LABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 5<br /> | [[Homer]] flies by lying on a lawn chair with balloons<br /> | [[The Devil Wears Nada]]<br /> | LABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 6<br /> | ''Repeat of gag from LABF15''<br /> | [[Pranks and Greens]]<br /> | LABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 7<br /> | ''Repeat of gag from LABF16''<br /> | [[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]<br /> | LABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 8<br /> | ''Repeat of gag from LABF17''<br /> | [[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]<br /> | MABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 9<br /> | Instead of the usual music of the choir singing &quot;The Simpsons,&quot; the &quot;Miss Gulch/Wicked Witch of the West&quot; theme from the 1939 film ''The Wizard of Oz'' is heard as [[Agnes Skinner]] rides her bicycle across the title<br /> | [[Thursdays with Abie]]<br /> | MABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 10<br /> | [[Ralph]] flies by hanging onto a kite<br /> | [[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]<br /> | LABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 11<br /> | [[Plopper]] web slings across the screen a la Spider-Man<br /> | [[Million Dollar Maybe]]<br /> | MABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 12<br /> | The [[Simpson family|Simpsons]] fly by riding in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang<br /> | [[Boy Meets Curl]]<br /> | MABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 13<br /> | ''Repeat of gag from MABF02, only this time the choir singing &quot;The Simpsons&quot; is heard as well as the &quot;Miss Gulch/Wicked Witch of the West&quot; theme''<br /> | [[The Color Yellow]]<br /> | MABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 14<br /> | ''Repeat of first HD gag''<br /> | [[Postcards from the Wedge]]<br /> | MABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 15<br /> | [[Radioactive Man]] and [[Fallout Boy]] fly across<br /> | [[Stealing First Base]]<br /> | MABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 16<br /> | ''Repeat of gag from LABF20''<br /> | [[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]<br /> | MABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 17<br /> | [[Captain Lance Murdock]] drives by on his motorbike and shouts &quot;Yeehaw!&quot;<br /> | [[American History X-cellent]]<br /> | MABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 18<br /> | [[Kang]] and [[Kodos]] fly by in a flying saucer laughing<br /> | [[Chief of Hearts]]<br /> | MABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 19<br /> | The title crashes into a Fox network satellite<br /> | [[The Squirt and the Whale]]<br /> | MABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 20<br /> | TBA<br /> | [[To Surveil With Love]]<br /> | MABF12<br /> |}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Lists]]<br /> [[Category:Opening sequence gags]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_billboard_gags&diff=132093 2010-05-02T23:44:50Z

<p>Jasonbres: /* Season 21 */</p> <hr /> <div>Beginning in 2009, with the newly animated high definition [[opening credits|opening sequence]], with new animation came some new running gags that would change every week. One of these gags was before we see [[Bart]] writing something on the [[chalkboard gag|chalkboard]], we would see a building in front of [[Springfield Elementary School]] with a [[billboard gag]] on top of it that would change every episode. However, the billboard could also not be seen when the shorter opening sequence is shown.<br /> <br /> ==List==<br /> ===[[Season 20]]===<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|#<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Text<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Character Shown<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 10<br /> | Krusty: Now Doing Funerals<br /> | [[Krusty]]<br /> | [[Take My Life, Please]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 11<br /> | Lost Child. No Reward.<br /> | [[Milhouse]]<br /> | [[How the Test Was Won]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 12<br /> | [[Moe's Tavern]]: Now with Electricity<br /> | [[Moe Szyslak]]<br /> | [[No Loan Again, Naturally]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 13<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Gone Maggie Gone]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 14<br /> | Pay for Septuplets, Get Octuplets Free!<br /> | [[Dr. Nick]]<br /> | [[In the Name of the Grandfather]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 15<br /> | Support Your Local Bullies<br /> | [[Kearney]], [[Dolph]], and [[Jimbo]]<br /> | [[Wedding for Disaster]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 16<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 17<br /> | [[Luigi's]]: Home of the Breadstick<br /> | [[Luigi]]<br /> | [[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 18<br /> | Principal Skinner: I Paint Houses<br /> | [[Seymour Skinner]]<br /> | [[Father Knows Worst]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 19<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 20<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 21<br /> | ''Spider Pig: The Musical: Music by [[U2]] and [[Alf Clausen]]''<br /> | [[Plopper]]<br /> | [[Coming to Homerica]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ===[[Season 21]]===<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|#<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Text<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Character Shown<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 1<br /> | If I Kill You, You Don't Pay — Dr. Nick Riviera<br /> | Dr. Nick<br /> | [[Homer the Whopper]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 2<br /> | [[Kwik-E-Mart]]: Porno Now on Lower Shelf<br /> | [[Apu]]<br /> | [[Bart Gets a &quot;Z&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 3<br /> | [[The Leftorium]]: Next Right<br /> | [[Ned Flanders]]<br /> | [[The Great Wife Hope]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 4<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Treehouse of Horror XX]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 5<br /> | Don't Face This Christmas Sober<br /> | [[Duffman]]<br /> | [[The Devil Wears Nada]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 6<br /> | Dr. Otto's &quot;Wellness&quot; Clinic<br /> | [[Otto Mann]]<br /> | [[Pranks and Greens]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 7<br /> | [[Springfield Retirement Castle]]<br /> | [[Grampa]] (saying &quot;Get me outta here!&quot;)<br /> | [[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 8<br /> | ''none''<br /> | ''none''<br /> | [[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 9<br /> | ''none''<br /> | ''none''<br /> | [[Thursdays with Abie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 10<br /> | The [[Fox Broadcasting Company|Fox Network]]: Still Sucking After 20 Years<br /> | [[Maggie]]<br /> | [[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 11<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Million Dollar Maybe]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 12<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Boy Meets Curl]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 13<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[The Color Yellow]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 14<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Postcards from the Wedge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 15<br /> | Dr. Nick's. Home of the one hour sex change<br /> | Dr. Nick<br /> | [[Stealing First Base]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 16<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 17<br /> | [[Duff]] 200 - Nothin' But Booze<br /> | Duffman<br /> | [[American History X-cellent]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 18<br /> | Death and Taxes: Two Things I Avoid<br /> | [[Mr. Burns]]<br /> | [[Chief of Hearts]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 19<br /> | &quot;Text Me Your Lunch Money&quot; -ebully.com<br /> | [[Jimbo]]<br /> | [[The Squirt and the Whale]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 20<br /> | TBA<br /> | TBA<br /> | [[To Surveil With Love]]<br /> |}<br /> [[Category:Lists]]<br /> [[Category:Opening sequence gags]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_couch_gags&diff=70665 2010-05-02T23:42:38Z

<p>Jasonbres: /* Season 21 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Simpsons_Couch.gif|right|thumb|The Simpsons sit on the couch]]<br /> The following is a '''list of [[couch gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 1)|Season 1]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#DEDDE2&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#DEDDE2&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color:#DEDDE2&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#DEDDE2&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#DEDDE2&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |1<br /> |December 17, [[1989]]<br /> |''no gag ([[Christmas]], pilot episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]&quot;<br /> |7G08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |2<br /> |January 14, 1990<br /> |The family sits; Bart is squeezed off, up into the air and out of frame, only to crash back down to the floor during the credits shot of the TV. ''(This is the only time the couch gag visually continues into the closing shot of the TV.)''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the Genius]]&quot;<br /> |7G02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |3<br /> |January 21, 1990<br /> |The family sits; the couch falls apart under their weight, leaving them sitting on cushions on the floor.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Odyssey]]&quot;<br /> |[[7G03]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |4<br /> |January 28, 1990<br /> |The family sits; Homer is squeezed off and lands on the floor with a thud.<br /> |&quot;[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]&quot;<br /> |7G04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |5<br /> |February 4, 1990<br /> |''no gag (shortened opening)''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the General]]&quot;<br /> |7G05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |6<br /> |February 11, 1990<br /> |The family sits; Maggie is squeezed off, up into the air and out of frame, but Marge catches her as she falls back down. ''(This couch gag also appears in the [[The Simpsons (arcade game)|arcade game]].)''<br /> |&quot;[[Moaning Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |7G06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |7<br /> |February 18, 1990<br /> |The family sits; nothing else happens. ''(Meant to be first couch gag; see note above.)''<br /> |&quot;[[The Call of the Simpsons]]&quot;<br /> |7G09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |8<br /> |February 25, 1990<br /> |''repeat of 7G02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Telltale Head]]&quot;<br /> |7G07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |9<br /> |March 18, 1990<br /> |''no gag (shortened opening)''<br /> |&quot;[[Life on the Fast Lane]]&quot;<br /> |7G11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |10<br /> |March 25, 1990<br /> |''repeat of 7G03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Night Out]]&quot;<br /> |7G10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |11<br /> |April 15, 1990<br /> |''repeat of 7G04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Crepes of Wrath]]&quot;<br /> |7G13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |12<br /> |April 29, 1990<br /> |''repeat of 7G06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Krusty Gets Busted]]&quot;<br /> |7G12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |13<br /> |May 13, 1990<br /> |''repeat of 7G09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Some Enchanted Evening (The Simpsons)|Some Enchanted Evening]]&quot;<br /> |7G01<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 2)|Season 2]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#C5E4E1&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#C5E4E1&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color:#C5E4E1&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#C5E4E1&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#C5E4E1&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |14<br /> |October 11, 1990<br /> |The family sits; the couch falls through the floor with a crash. Homer says &quot;D'oh!&quot; only in this version, all repeats cut it.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Gets an F]]&quot;<br /> |7F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |15<br /> |October 18, 1990<br /> |The family stands in a line, does a little dance (Egyptian-like moves) and lands on the couch, arms outstretched in a &quot;ta-da!&quot; pose.<br /> |&quot;[[Simpson and Delilah]]&quot;<br /> |7F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |16<br /> |October 25, 1990<br /> |''no gag ([[Treehouse of Horror|Halloween]] episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror]]&quot;<br /> |7F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |17<br /> |November 1, 1990<br /> |The family sits; the couch pops open into a fold-out bed.<br /> |&quot;[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]&quot;<br /> |7F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |18<br /> |November 8, 1990<br /> |The family-minus Maggie sits;then Maggie pokes her head out of Marge's hair.<br /> |&quot;[[Dancin' Homer]]&quot;<br /> |7F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |19<br /> |November 15, 1990<br /> |Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II sit on the couch among the family members.<br /> |&quot;[[Dead Putting Society]]&quot;<br /> |7F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |20<br /> |November 22, 1990<br /> |The family can not sit; the couch is already occupied by [[Abe Simpson]], who is woken up startled.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]&quot;<br /> |7F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |21<br /> |December 6, 1990<br /> |The family sits; Homer's weight tips the couch over sideways, launching the family off-screen, but Maggie lands safely on a cushion on the floor.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the Daredevil]]&quot;<br /> |7F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |22<br /> |December 20, 1990<br /> |The family runs in to find the couch missing; they look around, puzzled.<br /> |&quot;[[Itchy &amp; Scratchy &amp; Marge]]&quot;<br /> |7F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |23<br /> |January 10, 1991<br /> |The family sits; Homer squeezes the others onto the floor one-by-one and takes the couch for himself.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]&quot;<br /> |7F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |24<br /> |January 24, 1991<br /> |The family sits; the couch tips over backwards, and Maggie pops up from behind.<br /> |&quot;[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]&quot;<br /> |7F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |25<br /> |January 31, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Way We Was]]&quot;<br /> |7F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |26<br /> |February 7, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]&quot;<br /> |7F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |27<br /> |February 14, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Principal Charming]]&quot;<br /> |7F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |28<br /> |February 21, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]&quot;<br /> |7F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |29<br /> |March 7, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]]&quot;<br /> |7F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |30<br /> |March 28, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Old Money (The Simpsons)|Old Money]]&quot;<br /> |7F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |31<br /> |April 11, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Brush with Greatness]]&quot;<br /> |7F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |32<br /> |April 25, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's Substitute]]&quot;<br /> |7F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |33<br /> |May 2, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F10's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The War of the Simpsons]]&quot;<br /> |7F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |34<br /> |May 9, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]&quot;<br /> |7F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |35<br /> |July 11, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Blood Feud (The Simpsons)|Blood Feud]]&quot;<br /> |7F22<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 3)|Season 3]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#E2C7DD&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#E2C7DD&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color:#E2C7DD&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#E2C7DD&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#E2C7DD&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |36<br /> |September 19, 1991<br /> |The family sits; the couch tips over backwards, but this time crashes through the back wall.<br /> |&quot;[[Stark Raving Dad]]&quot;<br /> |7F24<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |37<br /> |September 26, 1991<br /> |The family sits; Homer pulls Santa's Little Helper out from beneath him.<br /> |&quot;[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]&quot;<br /> |8F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |38<br /> |October 3, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[When Flanders Failed]]&quot;<br /> |7F23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |39<br /> |October 10, 1991<br /> |The family forms a human pyramid, cheerleader-style, on the couch with Maggie on top.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the Murderer]]&quot;<br /> |8F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |40<br /> |October 17, 1991<br /> |A space alien on the couch hears the family coming, pulls a hanging cord, and disappears through a trapdoor in the floor. The family enters and sits.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Defined]]&quot;<br /> |8F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |41<br /> |October 24, 1991<br /> |The family, minus Bart, sits; Bart leaps in from the side and lands outstretched across the others' laps.<br /> |&quot;[[Like Father, Like Clown]]&quot;<br /> |8F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |42<br /> |October 31, 1991<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror II]]&quot;<br /> |8F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |43<br /> |November 7, 1991<br /> |Homer arrives first and lies across the couch; the others arrive seconds later and sit on top of him.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's Pony]]&quot;<br /> |8F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |44<br /> |November 14, 1991<br /> |The couch lacks cushions; the family sits, but sinks into the hollow couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Saturdays of Thunder]]&quot;<br /> |8F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |45<br /> |November 21, 1991<br /> |Two burglars are in the process of carrying the couch out of the room; the family runs in and sits, but the burglars dump them onto the floor and carry the couch away.<br /> |&quot;[[Flaming Moe's]]&quot;<br /> |8F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |46<br /> |December 5, 1991<br /> |The family cannot sit, as the couch is already occupied by Santa's Little Helper, who growls menacingly; the family backs away cautiously.<br /> |&quot;[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]&quot;<br /> |8F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |47<br /> |December 26, 1991<br /> |The family cartwheels into the room and onto the couch; Maggie falls while cartwheeling and hops the rest of the way.<br /> |&quot;[[I Married Marge]]&quot;<br /> |8F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |48<br /> |January 9, 1992<br /> |The family sits; with confused looks on their faces, they bounce around on the couch, passing over and under each other, ending in entirely different positions from where they first sat.<br /> |&quot;[[Radio Bart]]&quot;<br /> |8F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |49<br /> |January 23, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Greek]]&quot;<br /> |8F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |50<br /> |February 6, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Alone]]&quot;<br /> |8F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |51<br /> |February 13, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the Lover]]&quot;<br /> |8F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |52<br /> |February 20, 1992<br /> |The family runs in; they all bang their heads together and fall over, unconscious on the floor, except Maggie who sits alone.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer at the Bat]]&quot;<br /> |8F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |53<br /> |February 27, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Separate Vocations]]&quot;<br /> |8F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |54<br /> |March 12, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Dog of Death]]&quot;<br /> |8F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |55<br /> |March 26, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Colonel Homer]]&quot;<br /> |8F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |56<br /> |April 9, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Black Widower]]&quot;<br /> |8F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |57<br /> |April 23, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Otto Show]]&quot;<br /> |8F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |58<br /> |May 7, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 7F24's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]&quot;<br /> |8F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |59<br /> |August 27, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F10's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]&quot;<br /> |8F23<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 4)|Season 4]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |60<br /> |September 24, 1992<br /> |The family go to sit on the couch, but find it occupied by [[Fred Flintstone|Fred]], [[Wilma Flintstone|Wilma]], and [[Pebbles Flintstone]]. Fred waves to Homer.<br /> |&quot;[[Kamp Krusty (Episode)|Kamp Krusty]]&quot;<br /> |8F24<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |61<br /> |October 1, 1992<br /> |The family sits; the couch morphs into a monster, swallowing the family.<br /> |&quot;[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]&quot;<br /> |8F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |62<br /> |October 8, 1992<br /> |The family sits; the couch rotates into a secret compartment in the wall, leaving an identical empty couch in its place.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer the Heretic]]&quot;<br /> |9F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |63<br /> |October 15, 1992<br /> |Maggie is already seated; the rest of the family runs past the couch and out of frame, into empty white space beyond the edge of the film, before frantically running back into frame.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]&quot;<br /> |9F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |64<br /> |October 29, 1992<br /> |The family's skeletons sit. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror III]]&quot;<br /> |9F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |65<br /> |November 3, 1992<br /> |The family sits; the couch deflates like a balloon.<br /> |&quot;[[Itchy &amp; Scratchy: The Movie]]&quot;<br /> |9F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |66<br /> |November 05, 1992<br /> |The family sits with mismatched heads; they swap heads back and forth until they are back to normal.<br /> |&quot;[[Marge Gets a Job]]&quot;<br /> |9F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |67<br /> |November 12, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 7F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[New Kid on the Block]]&quot;<br /> |9F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |68<br /> |November 19, 1992<br /> |A wooden chair is in place of the couch; Homer and Marge sit on it, with the kids in their laps<br /> |&quot;[[Mr. Plow]]&quot;<br /> |9F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |69<br /> |December 3, 1992<br /> |As the standard theme music stops, the family forms a chorus line, joined by a line of [[Rockettes]]-like women, all high-kicking to a [[Las Vegas Strip|Vegas]]-like rendition of the main theme melody. The living room walls are lifted to make way for a large production number, featuring hand-standing [[elephant]]s, magicians, Santa's Little Helper leaping through a ring of fire, and more all set to [[circus]] style music. The standard theme music then returns, concluding normally. ''(This is the first extra-long couch gag, as well as the first to cut into the standard theme with alternate music. This couch gag is also used for edited versions of other episodes from all seasons.)''<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's First Word]]&quot;<br /> |9F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |70<br /> |December 17, 1992<br /> |The family, all tiny-sized, sits on the couch. Maggie needs to be pulled up onto the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]&quot;<br /> |9F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |71<br /> |January 14, 1993<br /> |The family sits; within seconds, the room fills with other regulars from the cast, totally blocking the family and obscuring their view.<br /> |&quot;[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]&quot;<br /> |9F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |72<br /> |January 21, 1993<br /> |The family is snared in a [[fishing net|net trap]].<br /> |&quot;[[Selma's Choice]]&quot;<br /> |9F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |73<br /> |February 04, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Brother From the Same Planet]]&quot;<br /> |9F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |74<br /> |February 11, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[I Love Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |9F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |75<br /> |February 18, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Duffless]]&quot;<br /> |9F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |76<br /> |March 11, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 8F18's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Last Exit to Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |9F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |77<br /> |April 1, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]&quot;<br /> |9F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |78<br /> |April 15, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Front (The Simpsons)|The Front]]&quot;<br /> |9F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |79<br /> |April 29, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Whacking Day]]&quot;<br /> |9F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |80<br /> |May 6, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Marge in Chains]]&quot;<br /> |9F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |81<br /> |May 13, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]&quot;<br /> |9F19<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 5)|Season 5]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |82<br /> |September 30, 1993<br /> |A trio of couch gags: The family runs in, crashes into each other, and shatters into pieces; Santa's Little Helper wanders in and examines the pieces. A voice says &quot;Couch gag, take two.&quot; The family sits on the couch, coalescing into a five-headed, ten-eyed, multicolored blob. A voice says &quot;Couch gag, take three.&quot; The family runs in, crashes into each other, and explodes; Maggie's [[pacifier]] drops out of the air onto the scorched floor (in the syndicated version, the &quot;take one&quot; couch gag where the family smashes like glass as they run to the couch is used)<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]&quot;<br /> |9F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |83<br /> |October 7, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Cape Feare]]&quot;<br /> |9F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |84<br /> |October 14, 1993<br /> |The family sits; the couch and family are crushed by the cutout foot from the opening of ''[[Monty Python|Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Goes to College]]&quot;<br /> |1F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |85<br /> |October 21, 1993<br /> |The family cannot sit as the couch is already occupied by an identical family. ''(This scene is frequently recycled in other episodes on syndication.)''<br /> |&quot;[[Rosebud (The Simpsons)|Rosebud]]&quot;<br /> |1F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |86<br /> |October 28, 1993<br /> |A [[zombie]] family bursts up through the floor and sits on the couch. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]&quot;<br /> |1F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |87<br /> |November 4, 1993<br /> |The family runs in and crashes through the wall, as it turns out the couch and other living room furniture is just a flat backdrop.<br /> |&quot;[[Marge on the Lam]]&quot;<br /> |1F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |88<br /> |November 11, 1993<br /> |The couch is already occupied by a morbidly obese man, who slides over, giving the family little room to sit<br /> |&quot;[[Bart's Inner Child]]&quot;<br /> |1F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |89<br /> |November 18, 1993<br /> |The lights are out as five pairs of eyes enter; the lights turn on revealing only eyes, as the eyeless family rushes in and sits down, reconnecting with their eyes.<br /> |&quot;[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]&quot;<br /> |1F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |90<br /> |December 9, 1993<br /> |The family sits, then realizes the couch is on the set of the ''[[Late Show with David Letterman]]''; next to the couch, Dave spins in his chair to face forward at his desk.<br /> |&quot;[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]&quot;<br /> |1F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |91<br /> |December 16, 1993<br /> |''repeat of the first of 9F21's three gags''<br /> |&quot;[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]&quot;<br /> |1F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |92<br /> |January 06, 1994<br /> |''repeat of the third of 9F21's three gags''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer the Vigilante]]&quot;<br /> |1F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |93<br /> |February 03, 1994<br /> |''repeat of the second of 9F21's three gags''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Gets Famous]]&quot;<br /> |1F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |94<br /> |February 10, 1994<br /> |Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa poke their heads out from behind the couch; Maggie pokes out from behind the center cushion<br /> |&quot;[[Homer and Apu]]&quot;<br /> |1F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |95<br /> |February 17, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]&quot;<br /> |1F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |96<br /> |February 24, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Deep Space Homer]]&quot;<br /> |1F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |97<br /> |March 17, 1994<br /> |There are two identical couches side-by-side; the family members split down the middle vertically, each half-family sitting on a couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Loves Flanders]]&quot;<br /> |1F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |98<br /> |March 31, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]&quot;<br /> |1F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |99<br /> |April 14, 1994<br /> |The family bounces into the room in ball form. Everyone lands safely on the couch except Bart, who bounces away; Homer pulls him onto the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Burns' Heir]]&quot;<br /> |1F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |100<br /> |April 28, 1994<br /> |The family sits as the [[Fox Broadcasting Company|FOX]] logo bug appears in the lower-right corner of the screen; Homer tears it off and the family stomps on it then sit back down.<br /> |&quot;[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]&quot;<br /> |1F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |101<br /> |May 5, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]&quot;<br /> |1F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |102<br /> |May 12, 1994<br /> |''repeat of the first of 9F21's three gags''<br /> |&quot;[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]&quot;<br /> |1F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |103<br /> |May 19, 1994<br /> |''repeat of the third of 9F21's three gags''<br /> |&quot;[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]&quot;<br /> |1F20<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 6)|Season 6]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |104<br /> |September 04, 1994<br /> |The Simpsons are sitting in midair as if they're on the couch. The real couch then comes in and assembles itself on top of the family.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart of Darkness]]&quot;<br /> |1F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |105<br /> |September 11, 1994<br /> |The floor is water, the family swims into the room (Bart wearing a [[Diving mask|scuba mask]]) and climbs up onto the couch (Homer pokes his right ear to dry it).<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's Rival]]&quot;<br /> |1F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |106<br /> |September 25, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]&quot;<br /> |2F33<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |107<br /> |October 2, 1994<br /> |The family is beamed aboard the couch a la ''[[Star Trek]]''.<br /> |&quot;[[Itchy &amp; Scratchy Land]]&quot;<br /> |2F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |108<br /> |October 9, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F06's gag (first airing)/no gag (repeats)''<br /> |&quot;[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]&quot;<br /> |2F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |109<br /> |October 30, 1994<br /> |The family sits with mismatched limbs and heads; they swap body parts, but don't fully correct the mismatches. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror V]]&quot;<br /> |2F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |110<br /> |November 06, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart's Girlfriend]]&quot;<br /> |2F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |111<br /> |November 13, 1994<br /> |The family sits, then gets shot up into the ceiling, with only their legs and feet showing.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa on Ice]]&quot;<br /> |2F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |112<br /> |November 27, 1994<br /> |In a loose parody of the film, ''[[Time Bandits]]'', the family runs in and chase after the couch as the back of the room recedes endlessly away from them.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Badman]]&quot;<br /> |2F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |113<br /> |December 4, 1994<br /> |The family runs in together from the side, with big grins, passing through a repeat pan of the couch and TV ''(in a parody of how 1950s and 1960s cartoons utilized repeating backgrounds in order to save money.)''<br /> |&quot;[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]&quot;<br /> |2F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |114<br /> |December 18, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Fear of Flying (The Simpsons)|Fear of Flying]]&quot;<br /> |2F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |115<br /> |January 8, 1995<br /> |The living room is at the center of an [[Relativity (M. C. Escher)|M.C. Escher's Relativity]] style environment with multiple staircases and conflicting perspectives; the family enters from various directions (and dimensions) and sits.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer the Great]]&quot;<br /> |2F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |116<br /> |January 22, 1995<br /> |In the style of a ''[[James Bond]]'' film opening, the living room is [[James Bond gun barrel sequence|viewed through a gun barrel]]. Homer enters from the side, turns to the camera, and fires a gun. The screen &quot;bleeds&quot; red and falls. Music typically heard in a James Bond film plays throughout.<br /> |&quot;[[And Maggie Makes Three]]&quot;<br /> |2F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |117<br /> |February 5, 1995<br /> |The scene is black and white, and the couch, TV, and other living room furniture have an [[1930s]] appearance; the family runs in, wearing [[Mickey Mouse]] style white gloves and big smiles, dancing.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart's Comet]]&quot;<br /> |2F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |118<br /> |February 12, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 1F22's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homie the Clown]]&quot;<br /> |2F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |119<br /> |February 19, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 1F17's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart vs. Australia]]&quot;<br /> |2F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |120<br /> |February 26, 1995<br /> |The family is beamed aboard the couch with the same [[Star Trek]] sound as 2F01's gag, but a visual effect closer to [[Quantum Leap (TV series)|Quantum Leap]]'s.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer vs. Patty &amp; Selma]]&quot;<br /> |2F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |121<br /> |March 05, 1995<br /> |The family sits; their sizes are reversed, with Maggie the largest and Homer the tiniest.<br /> |&quot;[[A Star Is Burns]]&quot;<br /> |2F31<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |122<br /> |March 19, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's Wedding]]&quot;<br /> |2F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |123<br /> |April 9, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]&quot;<br /> |2F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |124<br /> |April 16, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The PTA Disbands]]&quot;<br /> |2F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |125<br /> |April 30, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F31's gag''<br /> |&quot;[['Round Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |2F32<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |126<br /> |May 7, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F10's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Springfield Connection]]&quot;<br /> |2F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |127<br /> |May 14, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lemon of Troy]]&quot;<br /> |2F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |128<br /> |May 21, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]&quot;<br /> |2F16<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 7)|Season 7]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |129<br /> |September 17, 1995<br /> |The couch slides away as a [[police lineup]] height chart unfurls from above; the family lines up in front of it. ''(This episode reveals the answer to the mystery of who shot Mr. Burns).''<br /> |&quot;[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]&quot;<br /> |2F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |130<br /> |September 24, 1995<br /> |Like a [[fax machine]], the couch ejects a sheet of paper with a picture of the family, which then floats up into the air, before sliding beneath the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode)|Radioactive Man]]&quot;<br /> |2F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |131<br /> |October 01, 1995<br /> |The screen is split into a 3-by-3 grid of squares, as in the opening to [[The Brady Bunch]], with the living room in the center square, and the five family members, plus Grampa, Santa's Little Helper, and Snowball II each occupying an outer square; they all run out of their individual squares and sit on the couch in the center square, except Grampa who remains asleep in his square.<br /> |&quot;[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]&quot;<br /> |3F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |132<br /> |October 08, 1995<br /> |The family drive around the room in [[go-kart]]s, wearing [[fez (clothing)|fezzes]]; they line up in front of the couch and honk their horns simultaneously.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Sells His Soul]]&quot;<br /> |3F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |133<br /> |October 15, 1995<br /> |The family sits, colorless; mechanical arms from above then spray-paint their colors onto them.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]&quot;<br /> |3F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |134<br /> |October 29, 1995<br /> |The family drops down from above, their necks in [[noose]]s. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]&quot;<br /> |3F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |135<br /> |November 05, 1995<br /> |Malfunctioning, buzzing wind-up doll versions of the family wander around the room, most of them failing to reach the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[King-Size Homer]]&quot;<br /> |3F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |136<br /> |November 19, 1995<br /> |A [[bowling pin]] clearing bar scares Snowball II off the couch, then a pinsetter places the family on the couch like bowling pins.<br /> |&quot;[[Mother Simpson]]&quot;<br /> |3F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |137<br /> |November 26, 1995<br /> |The whole room is filled with water, the couch is made of clam shells, and a [[Treasure chest (historical)|treasure chest]] is in place of the TV; [[sea monkey]] versions of the family members swim in and sit on the clam couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]&quot;<br /> |3F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |138<br /> |December 03, 1995<br /> |A montage of couch gags from 8F18, 9F02, 9F10, 9F09, 8F09, 1F02, 2F31, 2F09, 2F06, 1F17, 2F11, and 9F08.<br /> |&quot;[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]&quot;<br /> |3F31<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |139<br /> |December 17, 1995<br /> |The family sits; Homer notices a drain plug in the floor and removes it, and the family, couch, and everything else in the room is sucked down the drain like a toilet flush.<br /> |&quot;[[Marge Be Not Proud]]&quot;<br /> |3F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |140<br /> |January 07, 1996<br /> |The family sits; the camera then zooms in through a mouse hole, where a small mouse version of the family sits on a couch as well.<br /> |&quot;[[Team Homer]]&quot;<br /> |3F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |141<br /> |January 14, 1996<br /> |Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie's heads are mounted on the back wall like trophies, while Homer is sprawled across the carpet like a bear skin rug; a hunter sits on the couch, puts down his gun, and lights up a pipe.<br /> |&quot;[[Two Bad Neighbors]]&quot;<br /> |3F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |142<br /> |February 04, 1996<br /> |The family sits as the room is illuminated by a fluorescent [[black light]] and a guitar riff plays, until Homer turns the light on.<br /> |&quot;[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |3F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |143<br /> |February 11, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 2F17's gag (but this time, the paper doesn't slide back under the couch)''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the Fink]]&quot;<br /> |3F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |144<br /> |February 18, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]&quot;<br /> |3F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |145<br /> |February 25, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer the Smithers]]&quot;<br /> |3F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |146<br /> |March 17, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Day the Violence Died]]&quot;<br /> |3F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |147<br /> |March 24, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[A Fish Called Selma]]&quot;<br /> |3F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |148<br /> |March 31, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F06's gag (all airings)/ repeat of 9f08 for edited version''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart on the Road]]&quot;<br /> |3F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |149<br /> |April 14, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |3F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |150<br /> |April 28, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in &quot;The Curse of the Flying Hellfish&quot;]]&quot;<br /> |3F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |151<br /> |May 05, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Much Apu About Nothing]]&quot;<br /> |3F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |152<br /> |May 19, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homerpalooza]]&quot;<br /> |3F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |153<br /> |May 19, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 2F17's gag ''<br /> |&quot;[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]&quot;<br /> |3F22<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 8)|Season 8]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |154<br /> |October 27, 1996<br /> |The [[Grim Reaper]] sits on the couch; the family runs in one at a time, immediately falling over dead in a pile; the Grim Reaper puts his feet up on the pile and relaxes. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]&quot;<br /> |4F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |155<br /> |November 03, 1996<br /> |The family descends from above with [[parachute]]s on, except Homer, who falls flat on his face from a malfunctioning parachute pack.<br /> |&quot;[[You Only Move Twice]]&quot;<br /> |3F23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |156<br /> |November 10, 1996<br /> |The couch sits in the middle of a [[desert]]; the family, in western [[cowboy]] garb, sits on the couch, which gallops off into the sunset.<br /> |&quot;[[The Homer They Fall]]&quot;<br /> |4F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |157<br /> |November 17, 1996<br /> |Clear blue bubble versions of the family members float into the room, land on the couch, and pop.<br /> |&quot;[[Burns, Baby Burns]]&quot;<br /> |4F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |158<br /> |November 24, 1996<br /> |The whole scene is a parody of the cover of [[The Beatles]]' album ''[[Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band]]'', featuring a large crowd of regulars, and the family standing in front of the couch, front and center; Homer, spoofing the back cover of the album, turns to look at the crowded scene behind him.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart After Dark]]&quot;<br /> |4F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |159<br /> |December 01, 1996<br /> |The family sits, but Bart is green; Homer messes with the dials on the TV, turning Bart red; finally, Homer smacks Bart upside the head, correcting Bart's color.<br /> |&quot;[[A Milhouse Divided]]&quot;<br /> |4F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |160<br /> |December 15, 1996<br /> |The whole room is upside-down, with the couch and everything else on what appears to be the ceiling. The family, also upside-down, runs in on the ceiling and sits, before falling down onto the floor &quot;above&quot; them.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's Date with Density]]&quot;<br /> |4F01<br /> |-<br /> |161<br /> |December 29, 1996<br /> |Homer puts a quarter in a slot marked &quot;Vend-A-Couch&quot;. Nothing happens. Homer bangs on the wall a few times and a couch comes down, crushing him.<br /> |&quot;[[Hurricane Neddy]]&quot;<br /> |4F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |162<br /> |January 5, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 3F23's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]]&quot;<br /> |3F24<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |163<br /> |January 12, 1997<br /> |The family flies into the room via [[jet pack]]s; Maggie spirals in last, landing in Marge's lap.<br /> |&quot;[[The Springfield Files]]&quot;<br /> |3G01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |164<br /> |January 19, 1997<br /> |The family members intermittently pop up out of five holes in the floor, a la Whack-a-Mole, with a large mallet attempt to whack them; Homer gets whacked and says [[D'oh!]]. The circus music from [[Homie the Clown]] plays throughout.<br /> |&quot;[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]&quot;<br /> |4F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |165<br /> |February 2, 1997<br /> |The family finds Grampa asleep on the couch, which has a folding bed. They fold the bed up, ignoring Grampa's cry of &quot;What?!&quot; and sit down as normal.<br /> |&quot;[[Mountain of Madness]]&quot;<br /> |4F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |166<br /> |February 07, 1997<br /> |The living room is empty. Cut to an outside shot of the family waiting impatiently as Homer struggles with a locked door. he bangs on the door as Fred Flintstone would on his.<br /> |&quot;[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]&quot;<br /> |3G03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |167<br /> |February 9, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F06's gag, however, in syndication, this is replaced with the &quot;Simpsons Meet The Flintstones&quot; couch gag from 8F24 ''<br /> |&quot;[[The Itchy &amp; Scratchy &amp; Poochie Show]]&quot;<br /> |4F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |168<br /> |February 16, 1997<br /> |The living room appears in an &quot;America Onlink&quot; window, on which a cursor clicks &quot;Load Family,&quot; the message &quot;Please wait... loading 1 of 5&quot; is displayed, and a progress bar fills very slowly as the same few seconds of the theme music play in a loop; eventually, the pointer repeatedly clicks the &quot;Exit&quot; button in frustration.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Phobia]]&quot;<br /> |4F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |169<br /> |February 23, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Brother from Another Series]]&quot;<br /> |4F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |170<br /> |March 2, 1997<br /> |The couch is on the deck of a ship at sea in rough waters, sliding back and forth with the tilt of the ship. The family, dressed in raingear, sits on the couch, before an enormous wave washes them away.<br /> |&quot;[[My Sister, My Sitter]]&quot;<br /> |4F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |171<br /> |March 16, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]&quot;<br /> |4F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |172<br /> |April 06, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Grade School Confidential]]&quot;<br /> |4F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |173<br /> |April 13, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F10's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Canine Mutiny]]&quot;<br /> |4F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |174<br /> |April 20, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F08's gag'' (Except this time, the sounds of the mallet hitting the family members is more aggressive and the circus music from &quot;Homer the Clown&quot; is sped up)<br /> |&quot;[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |4F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |175<br /> |April 27, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[In Marge We Trust]]&quot;<br /> |4F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |176<br /> |May 4, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Enemy]]&quot;<br /> |4F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |177<br /> |May 11, 1997<br /> |''no gag (special opening)''<br /> |&quot;[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]&quot;<br /> |4F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |178<br /> |May 18, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]&quot;<br /> |4F21<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 9)|Season 9]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |179<br /> |September 21, 1997<br /> |The family comes in, dressed as the [[Harlem Globetrotters]], showing off different basketball tricks to the tune of ''[[Sweet Georgia Brown]]''<br /> |&quot;[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]&quot;<br /> |4F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |180<br /> |September 28, 1997<br /> |The family sits, dresses up in spacesuits; the couch blasts off like a rocket.<br /> |&quot;[[The Principal and the Pauper]]&quot;<br /> |4F23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |181<br /> |October 19, 1997<br /> |Homer runs in and his top half pops off, revealing Marge concealed inside; Marge's top half pops off, revealing Bart inside, and so forth (just like a [[Matryoshka doll|Russian nesting doll]]).<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's Sax]]&quot;<br /> |3G02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |182<br /> |October 26, 1997<br /> |The couch becomes a five-seated electric chair that shocks the family ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]&quot;<br /> |5F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |183<br /> |November 2, 1997<br /> |The couch is full of water as the family runs in with their butts on fire; they hop onto the couch as steam emerges from them in relief.<br /> |&quot;[[The Cartridge Family]]&quot;<br /> |5F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |184<br /> |November 9, 1997<br /> |The family sits; an auto-crusher compresses them all into a rectangular block.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Star]]&quot;<br /> |5F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |185<br /> |November 16, 1997<br /> |Bart runs in and spray-paints the family onto the couch, tagging it with an &quot;El Barto&quot; signature, then runs off.<br /> |&quot;[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]&quot;<br /> |5F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |186<br /> |November 23, 1997<br /> |The living room is set up like a sauna. Three old men sit, pouring water on the coals. The family (wearing only towels) comes in, then leave sheepishly.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Skeptic]]&quot;<br /> |5F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |187<br /> |December 7, 1997<br /> |The family sits; [[Matt Groening]]'s&lt;ref&gt;Season 10 DVD audio commentary &quot;[[Viva Ned Flanders]]&quot;&lt;/ref&gt;[[live action]] hand spins the picture around, smearing the family like spin art.<br /> |&quot;[[Realty Bites]]&quot;<br /> |5F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |188<br /> |December 21, 1997<br /> |The family sits; the living room is revealed to be inside a snow globe, which is shaken, making snow fall in the living room. ''([[Christmas]] episode for this first usage)''<br /> |&quot;[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]&quot;<br /> |5F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |189<br /> |January 04, 1998<br /> |The floor is a treadmill; the family runs in place on the treadmill before leaping to the couch, except Homer, who falls, gets dragged around on the treadmill, and shouts &quot;Marge, stop this crazy thing!&quot; a la [[George Jetson]] in the original closing credits of [[The Jetsons|''The Jetsons'']].<br /> |&quot;[[All Singing, All Dancing]]&quot;<br /> |5F24<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |190<br /> |January 11, 1998<br /> |The family goes to sit down, only to have their seat pulled from under them by Nelson Muntz (Nelson then says &quot;ha-ha!&quot;)<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Carny]]&quot;<br /> |5F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |191<br /> |February 8, 1998<br /> |The family runs in, tiny-sized, (as in 9F09's gag); this time, each family member lifts the next up onto the couch one-by-one, then a full-sized Santa's Little Helper takes Homer away in his mouth as Homer screams.<br /> |&quot;[[The Joy of Sect]]&quot;<br /> |5F23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |192<br /> |February 15, 1998<br /> |The floor is water and the couch is a lilypad; a [[frog]] family (Maggie as a [[tadpole]]) hops onto the lilypad and frog-Homer turns on the TV with his long tongue.<br /> |&quot;[[Das Bus]]&quot;<br /> |5F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |193<br /> |February 22, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]&quot;<br /> |5F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |194<br /> |March 1, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]&quot;<br /> |5F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |195<br /> |March 8, 1998<br /> |A vine grows in the middle of the room; each family member's face sprouts from the vine as a fruit or vegetable.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Simpson]]&quot;<br /> |4F24<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |196<br /> |March 22, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F04's gag (but this time, Bart peeks from around the TV first to make sure the coast is clear)''<br /> |&quot;[[This Little Wiggy]]&quot;<br /> |5F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |197<br /> |March 29, 1998<br /> |A take-off on the opening sequence to [[Rocky &amp; Bullwinkle]], ending with the family popping up from out of the ground in a flower patch; Bart coughs up a clod of dirt. The [[Rocky &amp; Bullwinkle]] theme plays throughout.<br /> |&quot;[[Simpson Tide]]&quot;<br /> |3G04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |198<br /> |April 5, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Trouble with Trillions]]&quot;<br /> |5F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |199<br /> |April 19, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Girly Edition]]&quot;<br /> |5F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |200<br /> |April 26, 1998<br /> |The family runs in, only to end up in Mrs. Krabappel's classroom where Bart is writing &quot;I Will Not Mess With The Opening Credits&quot; on the blackboard.<br /> |&quot;[[Trash of the Titans]]&quot;<br /> |5F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |201<br /> |May 03, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[King of the Hill (The Simpsons)|King of the Hill]]&quot;<br /> |5F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |202<br /> |May 10, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lost Our Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |5F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |203<br /> |May 17, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Natural Born Kissers]]&quot;<br /> |5F18<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 10)|Season 10]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |204<br /> |August 23, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lard of the Dance]]&quot;<br /> |5F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |205<br /> |September 20, 1998<br /> |Similar to the couch gag in &quot;[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]&quot; (9F10), the living room is filled with secondary and tertiary characters from the show. Unlike 9F10, the living room is now a movie theater and the Simpsons are shuffling their way through to find a seat. After they sit down, Homer has some of the Comic Book Guy's popcorn.<br /> |&quot;[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]&quot;<br /> |5F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |206<br /> |September 27, 1998<br /> |Two firefighters hold the couch and catch most of the family as they fall from above, but they miss Homer, who crashes through the floor.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the Mother]]&quot;<br /> |5F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |207<br /> |October 25, 1998<br /> |The family never makes it to the couch; Bart gets run over by Homer. Lisa gets catapulted into the garage roof, and Homer gets run down by Marge as she drives into the garage. Meanwhile, in the living room [[Freddy Krueger]] (of the [[A Nightmare on Elm Street (series)|''A Nightmare on Elm Street'']] movies) and [[Jason Voorhees]] (of the [[Friday the 13th (film series)|''Friday the 13th'']] movies) sit on the couch, wondering where the family is. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]&quot;<br /> |AABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |208<br /> |November 08, 1998<br /> |Marge enters with a laundry basket and hangs the other family members on a clothesline above the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[When You Dish Upon a Star]]&quot;<br /> |5F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |209<br /> |November 15, 1998<br /> |The family sits; a safety bar lowers over their laps and the couch zooms around the room like a roller coaster.<br /> |&quot;[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]&quot;<br /> |AABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |210<br /> |November 22, 1998<br /> |The family sits; hair dryers descend onto their heads, then lift up, revealing the family members all have swapped hairdos. Homer has Maggie's, Marge has Bart's, Bart has Lisa's, Lisa has Homer's, and Maggie has Marge's (the weight of it causing her to fall off the couch).<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa Gets an &quot;A&quot;]]&quot;<br /> |AABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |211<br /> |December 06, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Simpson in: &quot;Kidney Trouble&quot;]]&quot;<br /> |AABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |212<br /> |December 20, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Mayored to the Mob]]&quot;<br /> |AABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |213<br /> |January 10, 1999<br /> |''repeat of 5F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Viva Ned Flanders]]&quot;<br /> |AABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |214<br /> |January 17, 1999<br /> |The family, in cowboy hats, straddles the back of the couch, a large trapdoor opens beneath the couch and they drop; a top-down perspective shows the family riding the falling couch as it drops from high above a city below, in a parody of [[Slim Pickens]]' character riding the bomb in ''[[Dr. Strangelove]]''.<br /> |&quot;[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]&quot;<br /> |AABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |215<br /> |January 31, 1999<br /> |The couch is floating on water as the family sits; the couch hits an iceberg and sinks, taking the family under with it, but Maggie resurfaces shortly on a floating cushion (a la The ''[[Titanic (1997 film)|Titanic]]'').<br /> |&quot;[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]&quot;<br /> |AABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |216<br /> |February 7, 1999<br /> |''repeat of 5F19's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer to the Max]]&quot;<br /> |AABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |217<br /> |February 14, 1999<br /> |''repeat of AABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[I'm With Cupid]]&quot;<br /> |AABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |218<br /> |February 21, 1999<br /> |''repeat of AABF02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Marge Simpson in: &quot;Screaming Yellow Honkers&quot;]]&quot;<br /> |AABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |219<br /> |February 28, 1999<br /> |''repeat of 5F22's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Make Room for Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |AABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |220<br /> |March 28, 1999<br /> |Adult Bart and Lisa, and young Marge and Homer (with a Maggie doll) sit on the couch; young Homer snatches the remote, but mother Lisa slaps his hand and he drops it.<br /> |&quot;[[Maximum Homerdrive]]&quot;<br /> |AABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |221<br /> |April 4, 1999<br /> |The family slips on banana peels on the floor, flipping upside-down in the air, but all land safely on the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]&quot;<br /> |AABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |222<br /> |April 11, 1999<br /> |''repeat of AABF07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Mom and Pop Art]]&quot;<br /> |AABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |223<br /> |April 25, 1999<br /> |''repeat of 5F21's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Old Man and The &quot;C&quot; Student]]&quot;<br /> |AABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |224<br /> |May 2, 1999<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]&quot;<br /> |AABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |225<br /> |May 9, 1999<br /> |''repeat of AABF08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]&quot;<br /> |AABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |226<br /> |May 16, 1999<br /> |The family sits, get sucked inside the couch, and come out looking like shredded paper.<br /> |&quot;[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]&quot;<br /> |AABF20<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 11)|Season 11]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |227<br /> |September 26, 1999<br /> |The Simpsons family (as they were drawn on [[The Tracy Ullman Show]]) is already on the couch. The Simpsons (as they're currently drawn) come in and both families run screaming out the living room.<br /> |&quot;[[Beyond Blunderdome]]&quot;<br /> |AABF23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |228<br /> |October 03, 1999<br /> |The family comes in, [[paint by number|colorless and marked with numbers]]. A group of Asian painters come in to color the family<br /> |&quot;[[Brother's Little Helper]]&quot;<br /> |AABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |229<br /> |October 24, 1999<br /> |The family comes in. Marge notices [[Matt Groening]]'s signature at the bottom of the screen and wipes it off. A caricature of Matt Groening (wearing an orange and yellow Hawaiian shirt) comes in and resigns the scene (i.e. the floor) to Marge's horror.<br /> |&quot;[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]&quot;<br /> |AABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |230<br /> |October 31, 1999<br /> |The family members (mostly) appear as they have in previous Halloween episodes: Homer is a [[jack-in-the-box]] (from 8F02), Bart is a [[mutant]][[fly]] (from 5F02), Marge is a [[witch]] (also from 5F02), and Maggie is an alien (from AABF01); Lisa, an ax victim (the only one not based on a previous episode), asks what aliens have to do with Halloween, and Maggie demands &quot;Silence!&quot; in a deep voice before disintegrating Lisa with a ray gun. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror X]]&quot;<br /> |BABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |231<br /> |November 7, 1999<br /> |The couch is set up like a trendy nightclub (with a disco ball, velvet rope, bouncer, and club hoppers). Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie are let in, while Homer is denied access.<br /> |&quot;[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]&quot;<br /> |AABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |232<br /> |November 14, 1999<br /> |A cement truck pours cement onto the couch; the cement instantly hardens into sculptures of the family, but cement Homer's head cracks and falls to the floor.<br /> |&quot;[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]&quot;<br /> |BABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |233<br /> |November 21, 1999<br /> |The family sits; the couch rotates into a secret compartment in the wall (as in 9F01's gag), but instead of an empty couch on the other side, it's [[Vincent Price]] as a mad scientist and a scared [[Ned Flanders]] shackled upside down and groaning.<br /> |&quot;[[Eight Misbehavin']]&quot;<br /> |BABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |234<br /> |November 28, 1999<br /> |''repeat of AABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]&quot;<br /> |BABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |235<br /> |December 19, 1999<br /> |The family slides down into the living room from a fire pole and sits, except Homer, who gets stuck in the hole in the ceiling and flails about.<br /> |&quot;[[Gift of the Magi]]&quot;<br /> |BABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |236<br /> |January 9, 2000<br /> |A [[crash test dummy]] version of the family sits; the couch slides forward and slams into the TV (simluating a car crash test), then pulls back into place. Crash test dummy Homer's head falls off from the trauma.<br /> |&quot;[[Little Big Mom]]&quot;<br /> |BABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |237<br /> |January 16, 2000<br /> |A psychiatrist (who looks a mix between [[Sigmund Freud]] and Milhouse van Houten) is sitting in a chair next to the couch. Homer hops on the couch and yells, &quot;Oh, doctor, I'm crazy!&quot;, then sobs as the other family members stare sadly at each other.<br /> |&quot;[[Faith Off]]&quot;<br /> |BABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |238<br /> |January 23, 2000<br /> |''repeat of AABF13's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Mansion Family]]&quot;<br /> |BABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |239<br /> |February 06, 2000<br /> |The family leaps into the room, all dressed in white [[Karategi|karate uniforms]] and black belts, and chops the couch up with [[karate]] moves; Homer, remote in hand, does a karate flip and switches on the TV.<br /> |&quot;[[Saddlesore Galactica]]&quot;<br /> |BABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |240<br /> |February 13, 2000<br /> |The family drives [[bumper cars]] around the room (Marge and Maggie share a car); they all pin Homer's car against the back wall and slam him repeatedly.<br /> |&quot;[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]&quot;<br /> |BABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |241<br /> |February 20, 2000<br /> |The couch is sitting in the Evergreen Terrace [[Rapid transit|subway]] station, and the family sits; the train arrives and they board, leaving the empty couch behind.<br /> |&quot;[[Missionary: Impossible]]&quot;<br /> |BABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |242<br /> |February 27, 2000<br /> |''repeat of AABF21's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Pygmoelian]]&quot;<br /> |BABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |243<br /> |March 19, 2000<br /> |''repeat of AABF19's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart to the Future]]&quot;<br /> |BABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |244<br /> |April 9, 2000<br /> |''repeat of AABF23's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]&quot;<br /> |BABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |245<br /> |April 30, 2000<br /> |The family is barefoot and briskly walking over a bed of hot coals. When they reach the couch, they sigh in relief as their feet are black and smoldering.<br /> |&quot;[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]&quot;<br /> |BABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |246<br /> |May 7, 2000<br /> |The family swings into the room on a vine, like [[Tarzan]]; Homer fails to release the vine in time and crashes offscreen, like [[George of the Jungle]].<br /> |&quot;[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |BABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |247<br /> |May 14, 2000<br /> |''repeat of AABF22's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]&quot;<br /> |BABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |248<br /> |May 21, 2000<br /> |The couch has a coin slot on the side. The family sits, and Bart puts a coin in it. The couch then vibrates away, taking the family with them.<br /> |&quot;[[Behind the Laughter]]&quot;<br /> |BABF19<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 12)|Season 12]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |249<br /> |November 1, 2000<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]&quot;<br /> |BABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |250<br /> |November 5, 2000<br /> |Bart arrives at the couch first and places a [[whoopee cushion]] under Homer's spot. When the family sits down, Homer sits on the part of the couch with the whoopee cushion underneath and triggers its farting sound. Homer grins sheepishly at Marge, Lisa, and Maggie (who are frowning) while Bart laughs.<br /> |&quot;[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]&quot;<br /> |BABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |251<br /> |November 12, 2000<br /> |The family runs in and freezes in mid-air; the camera pans around them in [[bullet time|bullet-time]] (a la [[The Matrix]] and the Gap Khaki commercials at the time that featured swing dancing), then time resumes normally as they sit.<br /> |&quot;[[Insane Clown Poppy]]&quot;<br /> |BABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |252<br /> |November 19, 2000<br /> |Maggie is already seated (as in 9F02's gag) this time, rest of the family waddle in dressed as the [[Teletubbies]]. Maggie claps with delight. Homer is Twinky Winky, Marge is Dipsy, Lisa is Po, and Bart as Laa-Laa.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]&quot;<br /> |CABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |253<br /> |November 26, 2000<br /> |The family skateboard off a ramp one by one, landing on the couch, except Homer, who flips upside-down and lands on the floor. Adding insult and injury, Homer's skateboard falls out of the air onto his head.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer vs. Dignity]]&quot;<br /> |CABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |254<br /> |December 3, 2000<br /> |The family runs in to find Santa's Little Helper dancing on his rear legs like [[Snoopy]] from the Charlie Brown Christmas Special while the popular theme from the [[Charlie Brown]] cartoons plays. Santa's Little Helper notices the family staring at him, slowly stops dancing, and barks.<br /> |&quot;[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]&quot;<br /> |CABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |255<br /> |December 10, 2000<br /> |The couch is in a fishbowl; the family swims to the couch in scuba gear.<br /> |&quot;[[The Great Money Caper]]&quot;<br /> |CABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |256<br /> |December 17, 2000<br /> |The family, in [[American football|football]] uniforms, pile on top of a football (and on top of each other); Maggie, football in hand, leaps from the pile, spikes the ball, and does a [[touchdown|touchdown dance]].<br /> |&quot;[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]&quot;<br /> |CABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |257<br /> |January 7, 2001<br /> |The family is deposited one by one onto the couch via tubes (like those used to travel around New New York City in the future depicted on Matt Groening's other animated sitcom ''[[Futurama]]''); one tube briefly deposits Futurama's [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] on the couch in place of Bart, but then sucks Fry back up and leaves Bart in his place.<br /> |&quot;[[HOMR]]&quot;<br /> |BABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |258<br /> |January 14, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Pokey Mom]]&quot;<br /> |CABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |259<br /> |February 4, 2001<br /> |The couch is absent, and the [[Squeaky Voiced Teen]] stands next to a &quot;[[valet parking]]&quot; sign; the family runs in and waits while the valet pushes the couch into frame; the family sits and the valet holds his hand out for a tip, but he doesn't receive one and walks off annoyed.<br /> |&quot;[[Worst Episode Ever]]&quot;<br /> |CABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |260<br /> |February 11, 2001<br /> |The family, wearing winter coats, ice skates around the room before sitting on the couch; Homer's portion of the couch breaks off and falls through the ice.<br /> |&quot;[[Tennis the Menace]]&quot;<br /> |CABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |261<br /> |February 18, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Day of the Jackanapes]]&quot;<br /> |CABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |262<br /> |February 25, 2001<br /> |The couch is next to a [[prison]] wall as a searchlight pans around the scene; the family, in striped prison uniforms, burrows up from the ground and sits on the couch, where the searchlight spots them.<br /> |&quot;[[New Kids on the Blecch]]&quot;<br /> |CABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |263<br /> |March 04, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]&quot;<br /> |CABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |264<br /> |March 11, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF10's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]&quot;<br /> |CABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |265<br /> |April 01, 2001<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Simpson Safari]]&quot;<br /> |CABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |266<br /> |April 29, 2001<br /> |''repeat of CABF04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Trilogy of Error]]&quot;<br /> |CABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |267<br /> |May 06, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]&quot;<br /> |CABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |268<br /> |May 13, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]&quot;<br /> |CABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |269<br /> |May 20, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]&quot;<br /> |CABF17<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 13)|Season 13]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |270<br /> |November 06, 2001<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]&quot;<br /> |CABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |271<br /> |November 11, 2001<br /> |The family stands on a simplistically-drawn sailboat and leaps into the water; when the splash subsides, the family is sitting on the couch, dripping wet, having leapt out of the crooked sailboat painting on the rear wall.<br /> |&quot;[[The Parent Rap]]&quot;<br /> |CABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |272<br /> |November 18, 2001<br /> |''repeat of CABF06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer the Moe]]&quot;<br /> |CABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |273<br /> |December 2, 2001<br /> |''repeat of CABF12's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]&quot;<br /> |CABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |274<br /> |December 9, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF17's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Blunder Years]]&quot;<br /> |CABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |275<br /> |December 16, 2001<br /> |A giant slot machine sits in place of the couch; the five tumblers each come up bearing the faces of the family, except for the final tumbler which comes up &quot;7&quot; instead of Maggie and the machine dispenses gold coins with Maggie's face on them.<br /> |&quot;[[She of Little Faith]]&quot;<br /> |DABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |276<br /> |January 6, 2002<br /> |A hedge is in place of the couch; a gardener quickly trims the hedge into the shape of the family.<br /> |&quot;[[Brawl in the Family]]&quot;<br /> |DABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |277<br /> |January 20, 2002<br /> |The family sits; a claw arm (as found in coin-op prize machines) grabs Homer's head and lifts him up as he screams, &quot;Ow, my brain!&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]&quot;<br /> |DABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |278<br /> |January 27, 2002<br /> |Homer, dressed as [[Charlie Chaplin]]'s &quot;The Tramp&quot; character, waddles in, twitches his nose, and sits down. The other family members, dressed as archetypical silent film characters, join Homer.<br /> |&quot;[[Jaws Wired Shut]]&quot;<br /> |DABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |279<br /> |February 10, 2002<br /> |The family arrives to find two [[Repossession|repo men]] carrying the couch away. As Homer cries over this, the rest of the family sits on the floor to watch TV.<br /> |&quot;[[Half-Decent Proposal]]&quot;<br /> |DABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |280<br /> |February 17, 2002<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]&quot;<br /> |DABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |281<br /> |February 24, 2002<br /> |The family catch The Squeaky Voice Teen making out with a teenage girl on the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]&quot;<br /> |DABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |282<br /> |March 10, 2002<br /> |The family runs in to find the [[Blue Man Group]] performing on drums in front of the couch. Homer murmurs &quot;What the-?!&quot; ''(in reruns and repeats of this couch gag in other episodes, The Blue Man Group plays more aggressively and Homer's &quot;What the--?!&quot; is muted out)''<br /> |&quot;[[The Old Man and the Key]]&quot;<br /> |DABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |283<br /> |March 17, 2002<br /> |Drawn in pencil, the family sits in a [[flipbook]] flipped by live-action hands.<br /> |&quot;[[Tales from the Public Domain]]&quot;<br /> |DABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |284<br /> |March 31, 2002<br /> |The family are marionettes who get caught in each other's strings. The camera pans up to reveal [[Matt Groening]] as the puppet master, who throws the puppets down and sighs in frustration.<br /> |&quot;[[Blame it on Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |DABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |285<br /> |April 07, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]&quot;<br /> |DABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |286<br /> |April 21, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Gump Roast]]&quot;<br /> |DABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |287<br /> |April 28, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[I Am Furious Yellow]]&quot;<br /> |DABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |288<br /> |May 05, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Sweetest Apu]]&quot;<br /> |DABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |289<br /> |May 12, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]&quot;<br /> |DABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |290<br /> |May 19, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Frying Game]]&quot;<br /> |DABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |291<br /> |May 22, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF09's gag (but with different audio: the group plays more loudly/aggressively and Homer stays silent)''<br /> |&quot;[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]&quot;<br /> |DABF17<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 14)|Season 14]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |292<br /> |November 03, 2002<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]&quot;<br /> |DABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |293<br /> |November 10, 2002<br /> |Homer is on water skis, with the others on him, as he ski-jumps over sharks; everybody lands on the couch, but Homer is without his legs, which are in the sharks' mouths ''(a reference to the term &quot;jumped the shark&quot;, describing a TV show that has reached its peak and is now declining in quality or has done something to cause it to decline prematurely)''.<br /> |&quot;[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]&quot;<br /> |DABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |294<br /> |November 17, 2002<br /> |Spoofing the ''[[Get Smart]]'' opening, Homer walks through a series of futuristic doors, falls through the bottom of a phone booth, and lands on the couch (where the others are already sitting).<br /> |&quot;[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. The Third Grade]]&quot;<br /> |DABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |295<br /> |November 24, 2002<br /> |The couch is drawn on a &quot;[[Etch A Sketch]]&quot; (called a &quot;Sketch-A-Etch&quot; in the couch gag) and Homer yells, &quot;Whoo-hoo!&quot; when the picture is completed.<br /> |&quot;[[Large Marge]]&quot;<br /> |DABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |296<br /> |December 1, 2002<br /> |In a parody of the [[Macintosh]] paint program, [[Kid Pix]], a mouse cursor drags Homer from the left side of the couch to the right, changes the wall color to green, and replaces the boat painting with the [[Mona Lisa]].<br /> |&quot;[[Helter Shelter]]&quot;<br /> |DABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |297<br /> |December 15, 2002<br /> |The family sits on the couch. Homer clicks on the remote control and sends the family to the Stone Age, clicks it again to send them to the [[Roman Empire]] where they watch a gladiator match, and clicks it a final time to return them to the present.<br /> |&quot;[[The Great Louse Detective]]&quot;<br /> |EABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |298<br /> |January 05, 2003<br /> |Everybody is deep-fried in a fast-food fryer, then emptied onto the couch and salted.<br /> |&quot;[[Special Edna]]&quot;<br /> |EABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |299<br /> |January 12, 2003<br /> |In black and white, everyone is wearing early-20th-century clothing and is watching the TV from a girder at a construction site. ''(Done in the style of [[Charles C. Ebbets]]' photograph &quot;Lunch Atop a Skyscraper.&quot;)''<br /> |&quot;[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]&quot;<br /> |EABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |300<br /> |February 02, 2003<br /> |Everybody sticks their head through a cutout of the couch and have their pictures taken.<br /> |&quot;[[Strong Arms of The Ma]]&quot;<br /> |EABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |301<br /> |February 09, 2003<br /> |A giant baby picks up doll versions of the Simpson family and plays with them.<br /> |&quot;[[Pray Anything]]&quot;<br /> |EABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |302<br /> |February 16, 2003<br /> |Everybody and everything is made of gingerbread; Homer takes a bite out of Bart's head.<br /> |&quot;[[Barting Over]]&quot;<br /> |EABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |303<br /> |February 16, 2003<br /> |''repeat of DABF18's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]&quot;<br /> |EABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |304<br /> |March 02, 2003<br /> |''repeat of DABF10's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[A Star Is Born-Again]]&quot;<br /> |EABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |305<br /> |March 09, 2003<br /> |''repeat of EABF01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]&quot;<br /> |EABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |306<br /> |March 16, 2003<br /> |''repeat of DABF08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[C.E. D'oh]]&quot;<br /> |EABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |307<br /> |March 30, 2003<br /> |''repeat of DABF22's gag''<br /> |&quot;[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]&quot;<br /> |EABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |308<br /> |April 13, 2003<br /> |''repeat of EABF02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Three Gays of the Condo]]&quot;<br /> |EABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |309<br /> |April 27, 2003<br /> |Everybody is a mime, walking against the wind and then sitting on a non-existent couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]&quot;<br /> |EABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |310<br /> |May 04, 2003<br /> |''repeat of EABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Old Yeller Belly]]&quot;<br /> |EABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |311<br /> |May 11, 2003<br /> |''repeat of EABF04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Brake My Wife, Please]]&quot;<br /> |EABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |312<br /> |May 18, 2003<br /> |''repeat of EABF06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart of War]]&quot;<br /> |EABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |313<br /> |May 18, 2003<br /> |''repeat of EABF05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Moe Baby Blues]]&quot;<br /> |EABF17<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 15)|Season 15]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |314<br /> |November 02, 2003<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]&quot;<br /> |EABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |315<br /> |November 09, 2003<br /> |The family runs to the couch as normal, only to decay and turn to piles of dust.<br /> |&quot;[[My Mother the Carjacker]]&quot;<br /> |EABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |316<br /> |November 16, 2003<br /> |A [[Polaroid]] photo ejects onto the couch; it develops into a photo of the family.<br /> |&quot;[[The President Wore Pearls]]&quot;<br /> |EABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |317<br /> |November 23, 2003<br /> |There is a [[Play-Doh]] press on the back wall; it presses Play-Doh versions of everybody out onto the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[The Regina Monologues]]&quot;<br /> |EABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |318<br /> |November 30, 2003<br /> |''repeat of DABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Fat and the Furriest]]&quot;<br /> |EABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |319<br /> |December 07, 2003<br /> |Everybody slides down separate poles and end up on the couch, in [[Batman]]-style costumes, in the Batcave.<br /> |&quot;[[Today I Am a Clown]]&quot;<br /> |FABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |320<br /> |December 14, 2003<br /> |The couch is a street bench in Japan, and everyone is a famous anime character: Homer is [[Ultraman]], Marge is Jun from ''[[Science Ninja Team Gatchaman]]'', Lisa is [[Usagi Tsukino]], the protagonist from ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', Bart is [[Astro Boy (1960s)|Astro Boy]] and Maggie is [[Pikachu]] from ''[[Pokémon]]''.<br /> |&quot;[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]&quot;<br /> |FABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |321<br /> |January 04, 2004<br /> |Somebody offscreen throws knives at the wall while everyone is seated on the couch, but when Homer reaches for a bowl of chips, a knife nearly hits him.<br /> |&quot;[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]&quot;<br /> |FABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |322<br /> |January 11, 2004<br /> |Everybody is squeezed like frosting out of a pastry bag onto the top of a cake.<br /> |&quot;[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]]&quot;<br /> |FABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |323<br /> |January 25, 2004<br /> |Everybody's head pops out of a giant piece of apple pie. Homer takes a bite from the pie.<br /> |&quot;[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]&quot;<br /> |FABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |324<br /> |February 08, 2004<br /> |A tray is placed into a microwave, and the family rises as the tray is cooked. ''(The is the third food-based couch gag in a row)''<br /> |&quot;[[Margical History Tour]]&quot;<br /> |FABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |325<br /> |February 15, 2004<br /> |A woman throws some seeds into a plot of dirt where the couch usually is, and waters them; everybody sprouts up like plants.<br /> |&quot;[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]&quot;<br /> |FABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |326<br /> |February 22, 2004<br /> |Everybody is a bag on a moving dry-cleaning rack, which stops over the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Smart and Smarter]]&quot;<br /> |FABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |327<br /> |March 14, 2004<br /> |In a parody of [[Powers of Ten]], the couch scene pans out until it reaches outer space, where the galaxies are replaced with atoms, which pan out until they reach Homer's head and then the couch scene again. ''Homer: Wooowwww.''''(reairings and repeats of the couch gag in other episodes redub &quot;Wooowww&quot; with &quot;Cool!&quot; and have Kang and Kodos laughing instead of staying silent)'''''<br /> |&quot;[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]&quot;<br /> |FABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |328<br /> |March 21, 2004<br /> |''repeat of EABF18's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Co-Dependent's Day]]&quot;<br /> |FABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |329<br /> |March 28, 2004<br /> |''repeat of EABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Wandering Juvie]]&quot;<br /> |FABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |330<br /> |April 18, 2004<br /> |''repeat of EABF22's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]&quot;<br /> |FABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |331<br /> |April 25, 2004<br /> |''repeat of FABF04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Catch 'em If You Can]]&quot;<br /> |FABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |332<br /> |May 02, 2004<br /> |''repeat of FABF01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Simple Simpson]]&quot;<br /> |FABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |333<br /> |May 09, 2004<br /> |''repeat of FABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Way We Weren't]]&quot;<br /> |FABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |334<br /> |May 16, 2004<br /> |''repeat of FABF06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]&quot;<br /> |FABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |335<br /> |May 23, 2004<br /> |''repeat of FABF02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Fraudcast News]]&quot;<br /> |FABF18<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 16)|Season 16]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |336<br /> |November 07, 2004<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]&quot;<br /> |FABF23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |337<br /> |November 14, 2004<br /> |The couch is outside, mounted on the end of a [[catapult]]. The family sits on the couch, and then get launched skyward.<br /> |&quot;[[All's Fair in Oven War]]&quot;<br /> |FABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |338<br /> |November 21, 2004<br /> |The family runs into the room to find the couch missing, only to have the couch fall from the sky and crush them.<br /> |&quot;[[Sleeping with the Enemy (The Simpsons)|Sleeping with the Enemy]]&quot;<br /> |FABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |339<br /> |December 05, 2004<br /> |All of the family members sit down as normal. The twist: The Simpsons now look like [[Moe Szyslak]].<br /> |&quot;[[She Used to Be My Girl]]&quot;<br /> |FABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |340<br /> |December 12, 2004<br /> |After the family takes their usual places on the couch, the couch rises into the air and is actually part of the tendril of an [[anglerfish]] (which bears a striking resemblance to the one from ''[[Finding Nemo]]''), which eats the family.<br /> |&quot;[[Fat Man and Little Boy (The Simpsons)|Fat Man and Little Boy]]&quot;<br /> |FABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |341<br /> |January 16, 2005<br /> |The family runs into the room and take their usual places on the couch. Nothing happens. Lisa then says directly to the viewers &quot;What, can't we sit on the couch without something happening?&quot; Homer then gets impaled by a spear and yells, &quot;D'oh!&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Midnight Rx]]&quot;<br /> |FABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |342<br /> |January 30, 2005<br /> |The living room is a desert with all of the furniture and fixtures made of sand. The family crawls to the couch, but get buried by the sand underneath the desert sun.<br /> |&quot;[[Mommie Beerest]]&quot;<br /> |GABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |343<br /> |February 06, 2005<br /> |The family enters the living room and in front of the couch they climb on top of the other like a [[totem pole]].<br /> |&quot;[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]&quot;<br /> |GABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |344<br /> |February 13, 2005<br /> |The family hops to the living room dressed as [[chess]] pieces: Homer is the king, Marge is the queen, Bart is a rook, Lisa is a knight and Maggie is a pawn.<br /> |&quot;[[Pranksta Rap]]&quot;<br /> |GABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |345<br /> |February 20, 2005<br /> |The family, dressed as [[hockey]] players, with cuts and scrapes, skate into the living room and skate around the couch. Homer is carrying the [[Stanley Cup]] with Maggie sitting in the bowl.<br /> |&quot;[[There's Something About Marrying]]&quot;<br /> |GABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |346<br /> |March 06, 2005<br /> |''repeat of FABF08's gag (but this time, Kang and Kodos are heard laughing and Homer says &quot;cooool&quot; at the end)''<br /> |&quot;[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]&quot;<br /> |GABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |347<br /> |March 13, 2005<br /> |The family comes into the darkened living room. The lights go up; the living room is set up with balloons and streamers and a group of recurring characters yell out &quot;Surprise!&quot;. Homer then has a heart attack and collapses.<br /> |&quot;[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]&quot;<br /> |GABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |348<br /> |March 20, 2005<br /> |The family enters the living room and sits on the couch like normal. Homer then pulls off his face, revealing himself to be [[Sideshow Bob]]. Bob pulls out a knife and chases after Bart.<br /> |&quot;[[Mobile Homer]]&quot;<br /> |GABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |349<br /> |April 03, 2005<br /> |The family sits on the couch, only to have a spit comes through the wall and the floor open up to reveal fire down below. The couch and family begin rotating over the fire. Marge's hair catches fire and the boat painting falls off the wall.<br /> |&quot;[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]&quot;<br /> |GABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |350<br /> |April 17, 2005<br /> |Several toy forms of transportation come into the living room, only to change [[Transformers (toyline)|Transformers]]-style into the family. Homer is [[Optimus Prime]], Marge is [[Jetfire|Skyfire]], Lisa is [[Hound (Transformers)|Hound]], Maggie is [[Bumblebee (Transformers)|Bumblebee]], and Bart appears to be [[Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]].<br /> |&quot;[[Future-Drama]]&quot;<br /> |GABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |351<br /> |May 01, 2005<br /> |The living room is an almost fully assembled jigsaw puzzle, with only the pieces with the family members' heads needing to be placed. The person completing the puzzle places all the heads on correctly except for Homer and Maggie, after which the former fixes them.<br /> |&quot;[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]&quot;<br /> |GABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |352<br /> |May 01, 2005<br /> |''repeat of FABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Heartbroke Kid]]&quot;<br /> |GABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |353<br /> |May 08, 2005<br /> |''repeat of DABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[A Star Is Torn]]&quot;<br /> |GABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |354<br /> |May 08, 2005<br /> |''repeat of FABF22's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]&quot;<br /> |GABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |355<br /> |May 15, 2005<br /> |''repeat of FABF21's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Home Away from Homer]]&quot;<br /> |GABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |356<br /> |May 15, 2005<br /> |The family floats into the living room as balloons and Snowball II pops the one that looks like Homer.<br /> |&quot;[[The Father, The Son, and The Holy Guest Star]]&quot;<br /> |GABF09<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 17)|Season 17]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |357<br /> |September 11, 2005<br /> |The family enters the living room through a [[metal detector]], except for Homer, who sets it off. After four failed attempts, Homer (who is now stripped down to his briefs) is detained by a security guard who is inspecting Homer with a handheld scanning wand.<br /> |&quot;[[Bonfire of the Manatees]]&quot;<br /> |GABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |358<br /> |September 18, 2005<br /> |The living room is made of clay. Six balls roll to the couch and form into Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie, Bart—and [[Gumby]]. ''(filmed in [[claymation]])''<br /> |&quot;[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]&quot;<br /> |GABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |359<br /> |September 25, 2005<br /> |The family enters the living room and takes their places on the couch, then an on-screen [[TiVo]] style menu pops up asking if the viewer would like to delete or save this recording. &quot;Delete this recording now&quot; is selected and the screen goes blank.<br /> |&quot;[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]&quot;<br /> |GABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |360<br /> |November 06, 2005<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]&quot;<br /> |GABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |361<br /> |November 13, 2005<br /> |The family runs in to sit on the couch, but it turns into a monster and chases them out of the house. Everyone's couches come to life and start attacking and swallowing the people sitting on them; [[Professor Frink]] is attacked by a futuristic flying couch with laser weaponry; Moe is attacked by the booths in his bar, but fights quite well with his shotgun; Homer takes refuge in a store called &quot;Couch World&quot;, where he is piled upon by dozens of couches. ''(An unusually long couch gag, it runs for exactly 40 seconds.)''<br /> |&quot;[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]&quot;<br /> |GABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |362<br /> |November 20, 2005<br /> |The family enters the living room and take their usual places on the couch, only the camera pulls back and we find that the living room and the family are part of an alien zoo exhibit on [[Kang and Kodos|Rigel IV]].<br /> |&quot;[[See Homer Run]]&quot;<br /> |GABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |363<br /> |November 27, 2005<br /> |The couch is replaced with a bird's nest and the family members take their usual places; then a large bird enters and feeds Homer a giant worm.<br /> |&quot;[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]&quot;<br /> |GABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |364<br /> |December 11, 2005<br /> |A pair of animated hands deals five cards on the couch: the jack of diamonds (Bart), the queen of diamonds (Marge), the king of diamonds (Homer), the ace of diamonds (Lisa), and a joker (Maggie).<br /> |&quot;[[The Italian Bob]]&quot;<br /> |HABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |365<br /> |December 18, 2005<br /> |A copy of &quot;The Springfield Shopper&quot; spins into frame, with the headline, &quot;COUCH GAG THRILLS NATION&quot; and a black and white photo of The Simpsons already seated.<br /> |&quot;[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]&quot;<br /> |HABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |366<br /> |January 8, 2006<br /> |The Simpsons sit on the couch as normal and a camera flashes, setting off a series of family portraits. In the 2006 and 2007 portraits, they all look the same. In 2008, Homer is missing and the family is wearing black. In 2009, Lenny has taken Homer's place and Bart and Lisa both begin puberty. In 2010, Carl has taken Marge's place and Lenny is still there. In 2011, Marge is back, but Lenny is gone and replaced by Jimbo Jones. In 2012, Homer is back, but is now a robot. In 2013, every member of the Simpson family is a robot.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]&quot;<br /> |HABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |367<br /> |January 29, 2006<br /> |In a parody of the ''[[Bonanza]]'' opening, a map of Springfield burns away to reveal the family on horseback in the countryside. The couch is nowhere to be found. ''Bonanza''-like music continues over the closing shot of the TV.<br /> |&quot;[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]&quot;<br /> |HABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |368<br /> |February 26, 2006<br /> |''repeat of GABF16's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[My Fair Laddy]]&quot;<br /> |HABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |369<br /> |March 12, 2006<br /> |The couch moves down an automated assembly line; Homer is added by a mechanical arm.<br /> |&quot;[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]&quot;<br /> |HABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |370<br /> |March 19, 2006<br /> |The family enters the living room only to find their access to the couch has been blocked by laser beams. They work their way through the laser beams and sit down. Then the beams shut off and Homer's head drops to the floor.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]&quot;<br /> |HABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |371<br /> |March 26, 2006<br /> |The family (played by live action actors and actresses) sit on the couch just as the animated Simpsons opening comes on. ''(Subsequent airings had a repeat of the &quot;Simpsons Roasting on a Barbecue&quot; couch gag from GABF08).''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]&quot;<br /> |HABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |372<br /> |April 2, 2006<br /> |''repeat of GABF19's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Million Dollar Abie]]&quot;<br /> |HABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |373<br /> |April 9, 2006<br /> |''repeat of HABF02's gag (but this time Homer shouts &quot;Whoo-hoo!&quot; after the cards are dealt, since this can be a Royal Flush)''<br /> |&quot;[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]&quot;<br /> |HABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |374<br /> |April 23, 2006<br /> |''repeat of GABF10's gag (but this time, Homer says [[D'oh!]] when the heads are mixed up and laughs when they are fixed)''<br /> |&quot;[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]&quot;<br /> |HABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |375<br /> |April 30, 2006<br /> |''repeat of GABF06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Girls Just Want To Have Sums]]&quot;<br /> |HABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |376<br /> |May 07, 2006<br /> |''repeat of GABF12's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Regarding Margie]]&quot;<br /> |HABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |377<br /> |May 14, 2006<br /> |''repeat of HABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Monkey Suit]]&quot;<br /> |HABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |378<br /> |May 21, 2006<br /> |''repeat of GABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]&quot;<br /> |HABF16<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 18)|Season 18]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |379<br /> |September 10, 2006<br /> |The couch is replaced by four wooden stools. An instrumental of [[Pop Goes the Weasel]] plays as the family plays [[musical chairs]]. When the music stops, everyone, except for Homer, sits down. Homer groans in disappointment.<br /> |&quot;[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]&quot;<br /> |HABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |380<br /> |September 17, 2006<br /> |Everyone but Homer sits on the couch. [[King Kong|King Homer]], from [[Treehouse of Horror III]], grabs Marge through a window and drags her to the top of the [[Empire State Building]], where he is attacked by biplanes.<br /> |&quot;[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]&quot;<br /> |HABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |381<br /> |September 24, 2006<br /> |A vending machine filled with every castmember (including The Simpson family) from the show appears instead of the couch. Ralph Wiggum comes in, selects a Homer figurine, and bites the head off before leaving.<br /> |&quot;[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em...]]&quot;<br /> |HABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |382<br /> |November 5, 2006<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]&quot;<br /> |HABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |383<br /> |November 12, 2006<br /> |The family sits down and gets moved across the floor in a car wash, where they get sprayed with water, squirted with hot wax, and scrubbed with brushes. Marge's hair turns puffy, Maggie's pacifier turns up missing, and everyone looks sad as three men wipe them dry and puts a new pacifier in Maggie's mouth.<br /> |&quot;[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]&quot;<br /> |HABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |384<br /> |November 19, 2006<br /> |In a computer window, everyone is drag-and-dropped onto the couch, which is then drag-and-dropped onto a wastebasket; a computer menu item &quot;empty trash&quot; is then selected.<br /> |&quot;[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |HABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |385<br /> |November 26, 2006<br /> |All of the family members have the bodies of cockroaches; they all scuttle off after the lights are turned on.<br /> |&quot;[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]&quot;<br /> |HABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |386<br /> |December 10, 2006<br /> |A pair of cartoon hands cuts a piece of paper into the shape of Homer. The hands then pull out the paper to reveal a chain shaped like the rest of the Simpsons family members. Homer can be heard yelling, &quot;Whoo-hoo!&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]&quot;<br /> |JABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |387<br /> |December 17, 2006<br /> |The family (in Christmas attire) sits on the couch, and the camera pulls out to reveal they are in a Christmas decoration which is on a Christmas tree, and Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II rest nearby.<br /> |&quot;[[Kill Gil: Vols. 1 &amp; 2]]&quot;<br /> |JABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |388<br /> |January 7, 2007<br /> |The family on the couch is pinned up, one by one, onto a bulletin board.<br /> |&quot;[[The Wife Aquatic]]&quot;<br /> |JABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |389<br /> |January 28, 2007<br /> |The family, as infants in diapers, crawls into the living and up onto to their usual place on the couch. They begin to age into their current appearance.<br /> |&quot;[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]&quot;<br /> |JABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |390<br /> |February 11, 2007<br /> |The family are paper dolls, and are each dressed into their regular clothes.<br /> |&quot;[[Little Big Girl]]&quot;<br /> |JABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |391<br /> |February 18, 2007<br /> |''repeat of HABF22's gag[[Springfield Up#Material cut from the original American airing|&lt;sup&gt;1&lt;/sup&gt;]]''<br /> |&quot;[[Springfield Up]]&quot;<br /> |JABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |392<br /> |March 4, 2007<br /> |''repeat of HABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Yokel Chords]]&quot;<br /> |JABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |393<br /> |March 11, 2007<br /> |''repeat of HABF04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]&quot;<br /> |JABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |394<br /> |March 25, 2007<br /> |Homer evolves from a single-celled organism which continuously divides to a more complex organism—first as a jellyfish, then a common fish that nearly escapes the clutches of an octopus that looks like Mr. Burns. Getting out of the ocean, Homer evolves into a prehistoric lizard that extends his tongue to snack on an insect that resembles his power plant coworker, Lenny. Homer then evolves into a slightly larger lizard with a scale on his back that sees a pterodactyl resembling Principal Skinner's mother, Agnes, flying overhead. Homer then evolves into a rat that gets chased by a tyrannosaurus rex resembling Bart, who then gets into a battle with a stegosaurus resembling Lisa. Homer hides in a hole just before a large asteroid crashes on Earth, wiping out all dinosaur life. Homer comes out of the hole, passing the skeletal remains of T-Rex Bart, before changing into a sloth, then a monkey as he approaches a jungle, becoming more apelike upon swinging through the trees. Leaving the jungle, a brief Ice Age occurs as he evolves from a Neanderthal, to a Cro-Magnon, to an upright walking caveman. Caveman Homer passes by Moe (who is also a caveman), who then devolves into a rat creature. As Homer continues walking, he evolves into men from different historical eras (a nomad from the Middle Ages, a Spanish explorer, a Pilgrim, and a 19th century intellectual) until he finally evolves into his modern self and enters the house, stepping over Santa's Little Helper. With the rest of the family sitting on the sofa, Marge asks him &quot;What took you so long?&quot; Homer can only give an exhausted sigh of relief. ''(This is the longest couch gag to date.)''<br /> |&quot;[[Homerazzi]]&quot;<br /> |JABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |395<br /> |April 22, 2007<br /> |''repeat of HABF01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Marge Gamer]]&quot;<br /> |JABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |396<br /> |April 29, 2007<br /> |''repeat of HABF15's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Boys of Bummer]]&quot;<br /> |JABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |397<br /> |May 6, 2007<br /> |''repeat of HABF21's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Crook and Ladder]]&quot;<br /> |JABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |398<br /> |May 13, 2007<br /> |The family comes in and sits on the couch. A second family comes and also sits on the couch. Then hundreds of multiple families come in, and the second story windows and chimney overflow with them. Homer shouts, &quot;Hey, don't shove!&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!]]&quot;<br /> |JABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |399<br /> |May 20, 2007<br /> |''no gag (special opening/[[24 (TV series)|24]]-themed)''<br /> |&quot;[[24 Minutes]]&quot;<br /> |JABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |400<br /> |May 20, 2007<br /> |''no gag (the [[Tracy Ullman Show]]-era Simpsons episode &quot;Family Portrait&quot; (where Homer tries to get the family to pose for a family photo) is shown with a caption that reads, &quot;20 Years Ago...&quot;)''<br /> |&quot;[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]&quot;<br /> |JABF15<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 19)|Season 19]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |401<br /> |September 23, 2007<br /> |The entire opening sequence is changed to show a ruined Springfield being rebuilt in the aftermath of ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''. As construction work goes on around them, The Simpsons join [[Plopper]] the pig on the couch to the tune of the &quot;Spider Pig&quot; theme. Homer holds him and says &quot;My summer love&quot;.<br /> |&quot;[[He Loves to Fly and He D'oh's]]&quot;<br /> |JABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |402<br /> |September 30, 2007<br /> |''repeat of JABF06's gag (but this time, Marge's line after Homer enters the living room is &quot;Did you bring the milk?&quot;)''<br /> |&quot;[[The Homer of Seville]]&quot;<br /> |JABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |403<br /> |October 7, 2007<br /> |The living room is made of [[Lego]] bricks and the family members are built one by one out of Legos. Homer can be heard shouting, &quot;Woo-hoo!&quot; when a long black Lego brick (representing a full head of hair) is put on his head, and &quot;D'oh!&quot; when a small black Lego brick (representing his two strands) is placed on his head instead.<br /> |&quot;[[Midnight Towboy]]&quot;<br /> |JABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |404<br /> |October 14, 2007<br /> |The family sits down as normal, except Maggie is missing. Homer looks to the empty space where Maggie is, then gets lifted by a giant Maggie as the camera pulls out to reveal the living room being part of a dollhouse and the family as the dolls that live within. Maggie puts the miniature Homer in her mouth and sucks it like a pacifier.<br /> |&quot;[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]&quot;<br /> |JABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |405<br /> |November 4, 2007<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]&quot;<br /> |JABF16<br /> |-<br /> |406<br /> |November 11, 2007<br /> |The family (already seated on the couch) appears on the cover of ''Modern Couch Gag'' magazine.<br /> |&quot;[[Little Orphan Millie]]&quot;<br /> |JABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |407<br /> |November 18, 2007<br /> |A pair of hands open up a book called &quot;The Simpsons&quot; and reveals a pop-up centerfold of the family sitting on the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Husbands and Knives]]&quot;<br /> |JABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |408<br /> |November 25, 2007<br /> |A magician walks into the living room and uses his cape to make the couch and family members appear.<br /> |&quot;[[Funeral for a Fiend]]&quot;<br /> |KABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |409<br /> |December 17, 2007<br /> |''repeat of GABF05's gag (but this time Homer says &quot;weird&quot; at the end)''<br /> |&quot;[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]&quot;<br /> |KABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |410<br /> |January 6, 2008<br /> |A medieval tapestry shows the [[Flanders family|Flanders]] stealing the [[Simpson family|Simpsons's]] couch. The Simpsons then take it back and kill the Flanders.<br /> |&quot;[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]&quot;<br /> |KABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |411<br /> |January 27, 2008<br /> |The family is sitting on the couch. The screen zooms out to show them as a painting in a museum.<br /> |&quot;[[That 90's Show]]&quot;<br /> |KABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |412<br /> |February 17, 2008<br /> |Each family member rushes into the living room and attaches themselves to a giant-size baby mobile.<br /> |&quot;[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]&quot;<br /> |KABF05<br /> |-<br /> |413<br /> |March 2, 2008<br /> |Two hands add to a Lite-Brite of the family on the couch<br /> |&quot;[[The Debarted]]&quot;<br /> |KABF06<br /> |-<br /> |414<br /> |March 9, 2008<br /> |The family are small toys on the couch. Professor Frink puts drops of water on them and they all grow to normal size, except Homer, who needs a bucket of water.<br /> |&quot;[[Dial 'N' For Nerder]]&quot;<br /> |KABF07<br /> |-<br /> |415<br /> |March 30, 2008<br /> |Wile E. Coyote paints a fake couch on the wall which the Simpsons run into<br /> |&quot;[[Smoke On The Daughter]]&quot;<br /> |KABF08<br /> |-<br /> |416<br /> |April 13, 2008<br /> |The Simpson family is painted on the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Papa Don't Leech]]&quot;<br /> |KABF09<br /> |-<br /> |417<br /> |April 27, 2008<br /> |''repeat of KABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Apocalypse Cow]]&quot;<br /> |KABF10<br /> |-<br /> |418<br /> |May 4, 2008<br /> |''repeat of JABF17's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Any Given Sundance]]&quot;<br /> |KABF11<br /> |-<br /> |419<br /> |May 11, 2008<br /> |''repeat of KABF02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Mona Leaves-a]]&quot;<br /> |KABF12<br /> |-<br /> |420<br /> |May 18, 2008<br /> |''repeat of HABF19's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[All About Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |KABF13<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == Season 20 ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |421<br /> |September 28, 2008<br /> |The Simpsons are increased in ice, a la' Han Solo, and are carried away by Boba Fett.<br /> |&quot;[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]<br /> |KABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |422<br /> |October 5, 2008<br /> |The Simpsons see themselves sitting on the couch where Mount Rushmore should be. Bart remarks &quot;Aye Caramba!&quot;<br /> |[[Lost Verizon]]<br /> |KABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |423<br /> |October 19, 2008<br /> |The Simpsons are caught in a twister and when they land, they are on a farm in black and white.<br /> |<br /> [[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]<br /> |KABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |424<br /> |November 2, 2008<br /> |None<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]<br /> |KABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |425<br /> |November 9, 2008<br /> |The Simpsons come out of cuckoo clocks<br /> |[[Dangerous Curves]]<br /> |KABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |426<br /> |November 16, 2008<br /> |The Simpsons rush to the couch in roman times. A volcano explodes and covers them in ash<br /> |[[Homer And Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]<br /> |KABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |427<br /> |November 30, 2008<br /> |Bart is writing on the Chalkboard &quot;I will Not Bring The Chalkboard Home&quot;<br /> |[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]<br /> |KABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |428<br /> |December 7, 2008<br /> |'''Repeat of JABF01''<br /> |[[The Burns and the Bees]]<br /> |KABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |429<br /> |January 25, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons run to the couch in a box [[Comic Book Guy]] puts a $19.99 sticker on it and says &quot;Worst Couch Gag Ever&quot;<br /> |[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]<br /> |KABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |430<br /> |February 15, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons run to find that the couch is Missing, and they chase it around the world and into Outer Space<br /> |[[Take My Life, Please]]<br /> |KABF23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |431<br /> |March 1, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons go through the openings of ''The Honeymooners'', ''The Dick Van Dyke Show'', ''The Brady Bunch'', and ''Cheers. ''In the'' Cheers ''segment, Sideshow Bob enters in reference to [[Kelsey Grammer]]'s character in ''Cheers'', the family run out screaming and end up at the couch with a sigh of relief. .<br /> |[[How the Test Was Won]]<br /> |KABF24<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |432<br /> |March 8, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons come in and find their couch beaten and torn. Funeral music plays as they bury the couch in the backyard. The Simpsons then visit a ranch to pick out a new couch. The Simpsons sit on a black and white spotted couch, which throws Homer off it. The scene then cuts to The Simpsons in their living room, sitting on their new couch. Homer is in a body cast and turns on the wall-mounted flatscreen TV.<br /> |[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]<br /> |LABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |433<br /> |March 15, 2009<br /> |The couch is strung up like a piñata. A blindfolded Ralph Wiggum comes in, swinging a stick and hits the couch, making the Simpsons spill out on the floor.<br /> |[[Gone Maggie Gone]]<br /> |LABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |434<br /> |March 22, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons are dog show participants being lead on leashes by men in fancy suits. A judge awards Bart the blue ribbon, and Homer attacks Bart.<br /> |[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]<br /> |LABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |435<br /> |March 29, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons are a meal at a fancy restaurant (Homer is a garden salad, Lisa's face appears in a bowl of soup, Marge is a plate of spaghetti and meatballs, Bart is a T-Bone steak, and Maggie is the mint that comes with the restaurant bill), which The Comic Book Guy eats. After he wipes his mouth with a napkin, a stain appears that resembles The Simpsons sitting on the couch.<br /> |[[Wedding for Disaster]]<br /> |LABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |436<br /> |April 5, 2009<br /> |The screen is white. A cartoon left hand flips an animation cel that has eyes on it, flips another that has Homer's skeleton sitting cross-legged, flips another that has Homer's stomach and a can of Duff beer on the lap, flips another that has Homer naked, another where the rest of the family are fully clothed and sitting in mid-air, and another where The Simpsons are in their living room and sitting on the couch. Marge notices Homer is still naked and pulls down an animation cel that has Homer's clothes.<br /> |[[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]<br /> |LABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |437<br /> |April 19, 2009<br /> |The living room is covered in thick, jungle plants. The Simpsons slash their way through in order to reach the couch, and find an ape version of the Simpson family already seated. The ape-Simpsons hoot and screech, scaring off the human Simpsons.<br /> |[[The Good, the Sad and the Drugly]]<br /> |LABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |438<br /> |April 26, 2009<br /> |There's an Olympic-sized pool leading to the couch. The Simpsons take their places on the marks and swim to the couch once a starter pistol goes off. Marge is first, Lisa's second, Bart is third, and Maggie is last. The family looks around, wondering where Homer is. Cut to a shot of an unconscious Homer floating facedown in the pool.<br /> |[[Father Knows Worst]]<br /> |LABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |439<br /> |May 3, 2009<br /> |The living room is the seating area in the Colosseum during the era of the Roman Empire. The Simpsons (dressed in togas) rush to an empty space to sit down. The sounds of a gladiator match can be heard offscreen. The audience cheers as the head of a gladiator flies into the audience. Bart catches it.<br /> |[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]<br /> |LABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |440<br /> |May 10, 2009<br /> |A large marble rock is in the living room where the couch should be. A stereotypical French sculptor quickly chisels out a statue of The Simpsons sitting on the couch. The sculptor then turns the statue of the Simpsons into a statue of a Civil War soldier on a horse.<br /> |[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]<br /> |LABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |441<br /> |May 17, 2009<br /> |''repeat of LABF02's couch gag''<br /> |[[Coming to Homerica]]<br /> |LABF12<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == Season 21 ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |442<br /> |September 27, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons are at an underground train station where a train pulls in and opens its doors, revealing the living room, complete with couch. The Simpsons get in and sigh as the door closes and the train pulls off.<br /> |[[Homer the Whopper]]<br /> |LABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |443<br /> |October 4, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons, wearing white cowboy hats, exchange gunfire around the couch. Maggie comes out from behind the sailboat picture on the wall and blasts the room with a machine gun.<br /> |[[Bart Gets a 'Z']]<br /> |LABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |444<br /> |October 11, 2009<br /> |<br /> ''repeat of LABF01's couch gag''<br /> |[[The Great Wife Hope]]<br /> |LABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |445<br /> |November 15, 2009<br /> |<br /> ''None. (Halloween episode)''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]<br /> |LABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |446<br /> |November 15, 2009<br /> |<br /> ''The Simpsons family, dressed in prehistoric-style clothing, runs onto the couch (which is in a prehistoric area, resting on a tar pit) and sinks with it into a tar pit.''<br /> |[[The Devil Wears Nada]]<br /> |LABF17<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 447 || November 22, 2009 || Instead of the couch, The Simpsons (dressed as Victorian-era Christmas carolers) appear next to a Christmas tree and sing a parody of &quot;[[Twelve Days of Christmas|The 12 Days of Christmas]],&quot; featuring twelve Grampas grumbling (as they stand in a customer return line), eleven Barneys belching (as they lie drunk in the snow), ten Lennys leaping (over a fence), nine Carls dancing (in a ballroom), eight Moes a-milking, seven Selmas smoking, six Flanders praying, five golden Frinks (Professor Frink's heads are on five gold coins), four crawling nerds (Database, Wendell, Martin, and Milhouse crawling from Nelson Muntz), three-eyed fish (Blinky from &quot;Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish&quot;), two special Ralphs, and (as the Simpsons walk to the couch), a Maggie in a Snuggly. || &quot;[[Pranks and Greens]]&quot; || LABF18<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> | 448 || November 29, 2009 || The Simpsons and Marge's sisters (Patty and Selma) gather around the dinner table for a Thanksgiving meal, but soon gather their plates and head for the couch where they watch a football game on TV. || &quot;[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]&quot; || LABF19<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 449 || December 13, 2009 || The living room furniture (the couch cushions, the rug, the flat-screen TV, and the lamps) are all dancing to disco music just as The Simpsons come in. Once Homer yells, &quot;Hey!&quot;, the furniture returns to normal and the Simpsons sit on the couch. || &quot;[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]&quot; || MABF01<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> | 450 || January 3, 2010 || Homer is standing on a coiled platform, which launches him (and the rest of the Simpson family) through a pinball game called &quot;Couch Gag Chaos.&quot; || &quot;[[Thursdays with Abie]]&quot; || MABF02<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 451 || January 10, 2010 || The couch is seen inside a human egg. Each family member is a sperm cell swimming towards and penetrating the egg to sit on the couch. The zygote then divides multiple times, forming a Mr. Burns embryo. || &quot;[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]&quot; || LABF20<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> | 452 || January 31, 2010 || Homer runs to the couch first. He pulls out a [[myPhone]], presses the &quot;Couch Gag&quot; app and downloads Bart, Lisa, Marge, and Maggie. When Homer gets an incoming call from Mr. Burns, he screams and swallows the phone. || &quot;[[Million Dollar Maybe]]&quot; || MABF03<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 453 || February 14, 2010 || A hand deals five tarot cards featuring Homer (the King of Cups), Marge (the Queen of Cups), Bart (the Fool), Lisa (the Princess), and Maggie (the Death card) on a blue table. Cut to reveal Grampa getting his fortune read by the gypsy from &quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XII|Hex and the City]]&quot;. Grampa gasps and turns the Death card towards the gypsy. The gypsy drops dead. || &quot;[[Boy Meets Curl]]&quot; || MABF05<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> | 454 || February 21, 2010 || ''repeat of LABF08's couch gag'' ||&quot;[[The Color Yellow]]&quot; ||MABF06<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 455 || March 14, 2010 || ''repeat of LABF04's couch gag'' || &quot;[[Postcards from the Wedge]]&quot; || MABF05<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> | 456 || March 21, 2010 || A rain cloud moves over a crop field behind the Simpsons' House, it rains, the cloud leaves and various fruits grow out of the ground the Simpson family (all except Homer) are bugs and sit on the largest fruit, Homer, as a Snail pops out of the fruit. || &quot;[[Stealing First Base]]&quot; || MABF07<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 457 || March 28, 2010 || ''repeat of LABF11's couch gag'' || &quot;[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]&quot; || MABF10<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> | 458 || April 11, 2010 || The couch is outside the house, which is a cardboard set that falls down on the Simpsons|| &quot;[[American History X-cellent]]&quot; || MABF08<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 459 || April 18, 2010 || ''repeat of LABF05's couch gag'' || &quot;[[Chief of Hearts]]&quot; || MABF09<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> | 460 || April 25, 2010 || The family chases the couch throughout a newspaper, with them reuniting with the couch at the classified section|| &quot;[[The Squirt and the Whale]]&quot; || MABF14<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 461 || May 5, 2010 || The Simpsons sing along to Ke$ha's &quot;[[Tik Tok]]&quot;. || &quot;[[To Surveil With Love]]&quot; || MABF12<br /> <br /> |}<br /> <br /> == Couch gags within episodes ==<br /> Sometimes there is a couch gag during the episode itself, usually during a spoof of the opening sequence.<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |October 7, 1993<br /> |During the &quot;Thompsons&quot; introduction, the family sits on the couch and a pile of fish falls from above.<br /> |&quot;Cape Feare&quot;<br /> |9F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |December 21, 1997<br /> |After everybody of Springfield has taken all the stuff from them, The Simpsons walk to the place where the couch gags take place.<br /> |&quot;Miracle on Evergreen Terrace&quot;<br /> |5F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |May 21, 2000<br /> |In an &quot;aborted&quot; couch gag, the family sits wearing Western outfits; the director cuts the scene as Bart is busy on the phone agreeing to do ''[[Teen Wolf]] 3''. Lisa complains that she wants to go to bed, asking if there are child labor laws. Homer asks if Marge told her about the laws, and Marge tells him to poop in his hat. Kang and Kodos then show up with useless ballet tickets, asking if they needed them that night.<br /> |&quot;Behind the Laughter&quot;<br /> |BABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |May 1, 2005<br /> |Instead of saying &quot;The Simpsons&quot;, the announcer says &quot;Three weeks later&quot;. Everyone except Bart sits; the overweight Bart arrives late and suffers a [[wikipedia:myocardial infarction|heart attack]].<br /> |&quot;The Heartbroke Kid&quot;<br /> |GABF11<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> {{Reflist}}<br /> [[Category:Lists]]<br /> [[Category:Opening sequence gags]]</div>

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<p>Jasonbres: /* Season 21 */</p> <hr /> <div>The following is a '''list of [[Chalkboard gag|chalkboard gags]]''' seen on '''[[The Simpsons (show)|The Simpsons]]'''.<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 1)|Season 1]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |1<br /> |December 17, 1989<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |2<br /> |January 14, 1990<br /> |I will not waste chalk<br /> |[[Bart the Genius]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |3<br /> |January 21, 1990<br /> |I will not skateboard in the halls<br /> |[[Homer's Odyssey]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |4<br /> |January 28, 1990<br /> |I will not burp in class<br /> |[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |5<br /> |February 4, 1990<br /> |''no gag - shortened opening due to time''<br /> |[[Bart the General]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |6<br /> |February 11, 1990<br /> |I will not instigate revolution<br /> |[[Moaning Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |7<br /> |February 18, 1990<br /> |I will not draw naked ladies in class<br /> |[[Call of the Simpsons]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |8<br /> |February 25, 1990<br /> |I did not see Elvis<br /> |[[The Telltale Head]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |9<br /> |March 18, 1990<br /> |''no gag - shortened opening due to time''<br /> |[[Life on the Fast Lane]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |10<br /> |March 25, 1990<br /> |I will not call my teacher &quot;Hot Cakes&quot;<br /> |[[Homer's Night Out]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |11<br /> |April 15, 1990<br /> |Garlic gum is not funny<br /> |[[The Crepes of Wrath]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |12<br /> |April 29, 1990<br /> |They are laughing at me, not with me<br /> |[[Krusty Gets Busted]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |13<br /> |May 13, 1990<br /> |I will not yell &quot;Fire!&quot; in a crowded classroom<br /> |[[Some Enchanted Evening]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 2)|Season 2]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #C5E4E1&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #C5E4E1&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #C5E4E1&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #C5E4E1&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |14<br /> |October 11, 1990<br /> |I will not encourage others to fly ''(And during the episode:'' I will not fake my way through life'')''<br /> |[[Bart Gets an F]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |15<br /> |October 18, 1990<br /> |Tar is not a plaything<br /> |[[Simpson and Delilah]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |16<br /> |October 25, 1990<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |17<br /> |November 1, 1990<br /> |I will not Xerox my butt (''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'' - &quot;It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'&quot;)<br /> |[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |18<br /> |November 8, 1990<br /> |I will not trade pants with others<br /> |[[Dancin' Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |19<br /> |November 15, 1990<br /> |I am not a 32 year old woman ''(though at the time, the voice of Bart, [[Nancy Cartwright]], was) ''<br /> |[[Dead Putting Society]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |20<br /> |November 22, 1990<br /> |I will not do that thing with my tongue<br /> |[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |21<br /> |December 6, 1990<br /> |I will not drive the principal's car (similar chalkboard gag in ''The Months'', with the principal being replaced by December)<br /> |[[Bart the Daredevil]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |22<br /> |December 20, 1990<br /> |I will not pledge allegiance to Bart<br /> |[[Itchy &amp; Scratchy &amp; Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |23<br /> |January 10, 1991<br /> |I will not sell school property<br /> |[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |24<br /> |January 24, 1991<br /> |I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all &quot;ditto&quot; quotation marks.)''<br /> |[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |25<br /> |January 31, 1991<br /> |I will not get very far with this attitude<br /> |[[The Way We Was]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |26<br /> |February 7, 1991<br /> |I will not make flatulent noises in class<br /> |[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |27<br /> |February 14, 1991<br /> |I will not belch the national anthem<br /> |[[Principal Charming]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |28<br /> |February 21, 1991<br /> |I will not sell land in Florida<br /> |[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |29<br /> |March 7, 1991<br /> |I will not sell school property<br /> |[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |30<br /> |March 28, 1991<br /> |I will not grease the monkey bars<br /> |[[Old Money]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |31<br /> |April 11, 1991<br /> |I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment<br /> |[[Brush with Greatness]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |32<br /> |April 25, 1991<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa's Substitute]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |33<br /> |May 2, 1991<br /> |I will not do anything bad ever again<br /> |[[The War of the Simpsons]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |34<br /> |May 9, 1991<br /> |I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''<br /> |[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |35<br /> |July 11, 1991<br /> |I will not sleep through my education<br /> |[[Blood Feud]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 3)|Season 3]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E2C7DD&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E2C7DD&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #E2C7DD&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E2C7DD&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |36<br /> |September 19, 1991<br /> |I am not a dentist<br /> |[[Stark Raving Dad]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |37<br /> |September 26, 1991<br /> |Spitwads are not free speech<br /> |[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |38<br /> |October 3, 1991<br /> |Nobody likes sunburn slappers<br /> |[[When Flanders Failed]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |39<br /> |October 10, 1991<br /> |High explosives and school don't mix ''(And during the episode:'' I will not bribe Principal Skinner'')''<br /> |[[Bart the Murderer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |40<br /> |October 17, 1991<br /> |I will not squeak chalk''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''<br /> |[[Homer Defined]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |41<br /> |October 24, 1991<br /> |I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''<br /> |[[Like Father, Like Clown]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |42<br /> |October 31, 1991<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror II]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |43<br /> |November 7, 1991<br /> |&quot;Bart Bucks&quot; are not legal tender<br /> |[[Lisa's Pony]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |44<br /> |November 14, 1991<br /> |I will not fake rabies<br /> |[[Saturdays of Thunder]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |45<br /> |November 21, 1991<br /> |Underwear should be worn on the inside<br /> |[[Flaming Moe's]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |46<br /> |December 5, 1991<br /> |The Christmas Pageant does not stink<br /> |[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |47<br /> |December 26, 1991<br /> |I will not torment the emotionally frail<br /> |[[I Married Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |48<br /> |January 9, 1992<br /> |I will not carve gods<br /> |[[Radio Bart]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |49<br /> |January 23, 1992<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa the Greek]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |50<br /> |February 6, 1992<br /> |I will not spank others<br /> |[[Homer Alone]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |51<br /> |February 13, 1992<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart the Lover]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |52<br /> |February 20, 1992<br /> |I will not aim for the head''(In this episode, a major character was hit in the head by a pitch during a baseball game.)''<br /> |[[Homer at the Bat]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |53<br /> |February 27, 1992<br /> |I will not barf unless I'm sick ''(And during the episode:'' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty'')''<br /> |[[Separate Vocations]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |54<br /> |March 12, 1992<br /> |I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge<br /> |[[Dog of Death]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |55<br /> |March 26, 1992<br /> |I will not conduct my own fire drills<br /> |[[Colonel Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |56<br /> |April 9, 1992<br /> |Funny noises are not funny<br /> |[[Black Widower]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |57<br /> |April 23, 1992<br /> |I will not spin the turtle<br /> |[[The Otto Show]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |58<br /> |May 7, 1992<br /> |I will not snap bras<br /> |[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |59<br /> |August 27, 1992<br /> |I will not fake seizures<br /> |[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 4)|Season 4]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |60<br /> |September 24, 1992<br /> |This punishment is not boring and pointless<br /> |[[Kamp Krusty]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |61<br /> |October 01, 1992<br /> |My name is not &quot;Dr. Death&quot;<br /> |[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |62<br /> |October 08, 1992<br /> |I will not defame New Orleans''(This was due to complaints regarding the [[A Streetcar Named Marge|previous episode]]'s song about New Orleans.)''<br /> |[[Homer the Heretic]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |63<br /> |October 15, 1992<br /> |I will not prescribe medication<br /> |[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |64<br /> |October 29, 1992<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror III]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |65<br /> |November 03, 1992<br /> |I will not bury the new kid ''(During the episode, Marge writes &quot;I will try to raise a better child.&quot;)''<br /> |[[:Itchy &amp; Scratchy: The Movie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |66<br /> |November 05, 1992<br /> |I will not teach others to fly<br /> |[[Marge Gets a Job]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |67<br /> |November 12, 1992<br /> |I will not bring sheep to class<br /> |[[New Kid on the Block]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |68<br /> |November 19, 1992<br /> |A burp is not an answer<br /> |[[Mr. Plow]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |69<br /> |December 03, 1992<br /> |Teacher is not a leper<br /> |[[Lisa's First Word]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |70<br /> |December 17, 1992<br /> |Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.)''<br /> |[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |71<br /> |January 14, 1993<br /> |I will not eat things for money<br /> |[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |72<br /> |January 21, 1993<br /> |I will not yell &quot;She's Dead&quot; during roll call<br /> |[[Selma's Choice]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |73<br /> |February 04, 1993<br /> |The [[Seymour Skinner|principal]]'s toupée is not a frisbee<br /> |[[Brother from the Same Planet]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |74<br /> |February 11, 1993<br /> |I will not call the principal &quot;spud head&quot;<br /> |[[I Love Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |75<br /> |February 18, 1993<br /> |Goldfish don't bounce<br /> |[[Duffless]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |76<br /> |March 11, 1993<br /> |Mud is not one of the 4 food groups<br /> |[[Last Exit to Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |77<br /> |April 01, 1993<br /> |No one is interested in my underpants<br /> |[[:So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |78<br /> |April 15, 1993<br /> |I will not sell miracle cures<br /> |[[The Front]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |79<br /> |April 29, 1993<br /> |I will return the seeing-eye dog<br /> |[[Whacking Day]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |80<br /> |May 06, 1993<br /> |I do not have diplomatic immunity<br /> |[[Marge in Chains]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |81<br /> |May 13,1993<br /> |I will not charge admission to the bathroom<br /> |[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 5)|Season 5]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |82<br /> |September 30, 1993<br /> |I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]] (''Nine Emmy awards had been won by the show and cast by show's date'')<br /> |[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |83<br /> |October 07, 1993<br /> |The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy<br /> |[[Cape Feare]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |84<br /> |October 14, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer Goes to College]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |85<br /> |October 21, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Rosebud (The Simpsons)|Rosebud]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |86<br /> |October 28, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |87<br /> |November 04, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Marge on the Lam]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |88<br /> |November 11, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart's Inner Child]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |89<br /> |November 18, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |90<br /> |December 09, 1993<br /> |All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy<br /> |[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |91<br /> |December 16, 1993<br /> |I will not say &quot;[[Springfield]]&quot; just to get applause<br /> |[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |92<br /> |January 06, 1994<br /> |I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers<br /> |[[Homer the Vigilante]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |93<br /> |February 03, 1994<br /> |My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man<br /> |[[Bart Gets Famous]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |94<br /> |February 10, 1994<br /> |I will not go near the kindergarten turtle<br /> |[[Homer and Apu]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |95<br /> |February 17, 1994<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |96<br /> |February 24, 1994<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Deep Space Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |97<br /> |March 17, 1994<br /> |I am not delightfully saucy<br /> |[[Homer Loves Flanders]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |98<br /> |March 31, 1994<br /> |Organ transplants are best left to the professionals<br /> |[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |99<br /> |April 14, 1994<br /> |The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with &quot;Hail [[Satan]]&quot;<br /> |[[Burns' Heir]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |100<br /> |April 28, 1994<br /> |I will not celebrate meaningless milestones''([[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song|100th episode]])''<br /> |[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |101<br /> |May 05, 1994<br /> |There are plenty of businesses like show business<br /> |[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |102<br /> |May 12, 1994<br /> |I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball<br /> |[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |103<br /> |May 19, 1994<br /> |Five days is not too long to wait for a gun<br /> |[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 6)|Season 6]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |104<br /> |September 04, 1994<br /> |Beans are neither a fruit nor musical (This takes us back to &quot;Whacking Day&quot;)<br /> |[[Bart of Darkness]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |105<br /> |September 11, 1994<br /> |No one is interested in my underpants (same as episode 77)<br /> |[[Lisa's Rival]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |106<br /> |September 25, 1994<br /> |I will not use abbrev.<br /> |[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |107<br /> |October 02, 1994<br /> |I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.<br /> |[[Itchy &amp; Scratchy Land]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |108<br /> |October 09, 1994<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |109<br /> |October 30, 1994<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror V]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |110<br /> |November 06, 1994<br /> |I will not send lard through the mail<br /> |[[Bart's Girlfriend]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |111<br /> |November 13, 1994<br /> |I will not dissect things unless instructed<br /> |[[Lisa on Ice]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |112<br /> |November 27, 1994<br /> |I will not whittle hall passes out of soap<br /> |[[Homer Badman]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |113<br /> |December 04, 1994<br /> |My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man''(recycled from 1F11)''<br /> |[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |114<br /> |December 18, 1994<br /> |[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't &quot;morph&quot; if you squeeze him hard enough<br /> |[[Fear of Flying]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |115<br /> |January 08, 1995<br /> |Adding &quot;just kidding&quot; doesn't make it okay to insult the principal<br /> |[[Homer the Great]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |116<br /> |January 22, 1995<br /> |'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice<br /> |[[And Maggie Makes Three]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |117<br /> |February 05, 1995<br /> |Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does<br /> |[[Bart's Comet]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |118<br /> |February 12, 1995<br /> |Next time it could be me on the scaffolding<br /> |[[Homie the Clown]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |119<br /> |February 19, 1995<br /> |I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person<br /> |[[Bart vs. Australia]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |120<br /> |February 26, 1995<br /> |I will remember to take my medication<br /> |[[Homer vs. Patty &amp; Selma]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |121<br /> |March 05, 1995<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Star Is Burns]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |122<br /> |March 19, 1995<br /> |I will not strut around like I own the place<br /> |[[Lisa's Wedding]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |123<br /> |April 09, 1995<br /> |The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far<br /> |[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |124<br /> |April 16, 1995<br /> |I do not have power of attorney over first graders<br /> |[[The PTA Disbands]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |125<br /> |April 30, 1995<br /> |Nerve gas is not a toy<br /> |[['Round Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |126<br /> |May 07, 1995<br /> |I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface<br /> |[[The Springfield Connection]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |127<br /> |May 14, 1995<br /> |The First Amendment does not cover burping<br /> |[[Lemon of Troy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |128<br /> |May 21, 1995<br /> |This is not a clue... or is it? ''(part 1 of &quot;[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]&quot;)''<br /> |[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 7)|Season 7]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |129<br /> |September 17, 1995<br /> |I will not complain about the solution when I hear it ''(part 2 of &quot;[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]&quot;)''<br /> |[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |130<br /> |September 24, 1995<br /> |&quot;Bewitched&quot; does not promote Satanism<br /> |[[Radioactive Man (episode)|Radioactive Man]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |131<br /> |October 01, 1995<br /> |No one wants to hear from my armpits<br /> |[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |132<br /> |October 08, 1995<br /> |I am not a lean mean spitting machine<br /> |[[Bart Sells His Soul]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |133<br /> |October 15, 1995<br /> |The boys' room is not a water park<br /> |[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |134<br /> |October 29, 1995<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |135<br /> |November 05, 1995<br /> |Indian burns are not our cultural heritage<br /> |[[King-Size Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |136<br /> |November 19, 1995<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mother Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |137<br /> |November 26, 1995<br /> |Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things<br /> |[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |138<br /> |December 03, 1995<br /> |I will only do this once a year ''(&quot;[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]],&quot; a clip show)''<br /> |[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |139<br /> |December 17, 1995<br /> |I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist<br /> |[[Marge Be Not Proud]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |140<br /> |January 07, 1996<br /> |I am not certified to remove asbestos<br /> |[[Team Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |141<br /> |January 14, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Two Bad Neighbors]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |142<br /> |February 04, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |143<br /> |February 11, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart the Fink]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |144<br /> |February 18, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |145<br /> |February 25, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer the Smithers]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |146<br /> |March 17, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Day the Violence Died]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |147<br /> |March 24, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Fish Called Selma]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |148<br /> |March 31, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart on the Road]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |149<br /> |April 14, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |150<br /> |April 28, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in &quot;The Curse of the Flying Hellfish&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |151<br /> |May 05, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Much Apu About Nothing]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |152<br /> |May 19, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homerpalooza]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |153<br /> |May 19, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 8)|Season 8]] ==<br /> <br /> {|width=&quot;100%&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |154<br /> |October 27, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |155<br /> |November 03, 1996<br /> |I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten<br /> |[[You Only Move Twice]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |156<br /> |November 10, 1996<br /> |I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]<br /> |[[The Homer They Fall]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |157<br /> |November 17, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Burns, Baby Burns]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |158<br /> |November 24, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart After Dark]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |159<br /> |December 01, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Milhouse Divided]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |160<br /> |December 15, 1996<br /> |''no gag'' ''(But during the episode, Lisa writes &quot;I will not be a snickerpuss.&quot;)''<br /> |[[Lisa's Date with Density]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |161<br /> |December 29, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Hurricane Neddy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |162<br /> |January 05, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |163<br /> |January 12, 1997<br /> |The truth is not out there''(&quot;[[The Springfield Files]],&quot; an ''X-Files'' parody episode)''<br /> |[[The Springfield Files]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |164<br /> |January 19, 1997<br /> |I am not licensed to do anything (referencing a James Bond movie)<br /> |[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |165<br /> |February 02, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mountain of Madness]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |166<br /> |February 07, 1997<br /> |I will not hide the teacher's Prozac<br /> |[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |167<br /> |February 09, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Itchy &amp; Scratchy &amp; Poochie Show]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |168<br /> |February 16, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer's Phobia]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |169<br /> |February 23, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Brother from Another Series]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |170<br /> |March 02, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[My Sister, My Sitter]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |171<br /> |March 16, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |172<br /> |April 06, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Grade School Confidential]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |173<br /> |April 13, 1997<br /> |A fire drill does not demand a fire<br /> |[[The Canine Mutiny]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |174<br /> |April 20, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |175<br /> |April 27, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[In Marge We Trust]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |176<br /> |May 04, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer's Enemy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |177<br /> |May 11, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |178<br /> |May 18, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[The Simpsons (season 9)|Season 9]]==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |179<br /> |September 21, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |180<br /> |September 28, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Principal and the Pauper]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |181<br /> |October 19, 1997<br /> |I no longer want my [[Wikipedia:MYV|MTV]]''(reference to the lyrics of the [[Wikipedia:Dire Straits|Dire Straits]] song [[Wikipedia:Money for Nothing (song)|Money for Nothing (song)]], and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming)''<br /> |[[Lisa's Sax]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |182<br /> |October 26, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |183<br /> |November 02, 1997<br /> |Everyone is tired of that [[Wikipedia:Richard Gere|Richard Gere]] story.<br /> |[[The Cartridge Family]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |184<br /> |November 09, 1997<br /> |I did not invent Irish dancing.<br /> |[[Bart Star]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |185<br /> |November 16, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |186<br /> |November 23, 1997<br /> |I will not tease Fatty.<br /> |[[Lisa the Skeptic]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |187<br /> |December 07, 1997<br /> |There was no Roman god named &quot;Fartacus&quot;<br /> |[[Realty Bites]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |188<br /> |December 21, 1997<br /> |Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related<br /> |[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |189<br /> |January 04, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[All Singing, All Dancing]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |190<br /> |January 11, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart Carny]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |191<br /> |February 08, 1998<br /> |Shooting paintballs is not an art form<br /> |[[The Joy of Sect]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |192<br /> |February 15, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Das Bus]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |193<br /> |February 22, 1998<br /> |Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted &quot;Pain is the cleanser!&quot; as he yanked his moustache in the episode [[Home Away from Homer]].)<br /> |[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |194<br /> |March 01, 1998<br /> |Silly string is not a nasal spray.<br /> |[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |195<br /> |March 08, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa the Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |196<br /> |March 22, 1998<br /> |I was told not to do this<br /> |[[This Little Wiggy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |197<br /> |March 29, 1998<br /> |My butt does not deserve a website.<br /> |[[Simpson Tide]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |198<br /> |April 05, 1998<br /> |I will not demand what I'm worth ''(This is a reference to the voice cast's recent demands for higher pay.)''<br /> |[[The Trouble With Trillions]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |199<br /> |April 19, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Girly Edition]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |200<br /> |April 26, 1998<br /> |I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]''(This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.)''<br /> |[[Trash of the Titans]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |201<br /> |May 03, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[King of the Hill (The Simpsons)|King of the Hill]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |202<br /> |May 10, 1998<br /> |I am not the new [[Wikipedia:Dalai Lama|Dalai Lama]].<br /> |[[Lost Our Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |203<br /> |May 17, 1998<br /> |I was not the inspiration for &quot;[[Wikipedia:Cosmo Kramer|Kramer]]&quot; ''(This episode aired three days after [[Wikipedia:The Finale (Seinfeld)|the last episode]] of &quot;[[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]]&quot;.)''<br /> |[[Natural Born Kissers]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 10)|Season 10]] ==<br /> <br /> {|width=&quot;100%&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |204<br /> |August 23, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lard of the Dance]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |205<br /> |September 20, 1998<br /> |I will not file [http:///index.php?title=Frivolous_litigation&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 frivolous lawsuits]<br /> |[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |206<br /> |September 27, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart the Mother]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |207<br /> |October 25, 1998<br /> |The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |208<br /> |November 08, 1998<br /> |&quot;butt.com&quot; is not my [http:///index.php?title=E-mail_address&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 E-mail address]''(This was changed to &quot;butt.butt&quot; in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.)''<br /> |[[When You Dish upon a Star]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |209<br /> |November 15, 1998<br /> |No one cares what my [http:///index.php?title=Lewinsky_scandal&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 definition of &quot;is&quot;] is<br /> |[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |210<br /> |November 22, 1998<br /> |I will not scream for [http:///index.php?title=Ice_cream&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 ice cream]<br /> |[[Lisa Gets an &quot;A&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |211<br /> |December 06, 1998<br /> |I am not a licensed [http:///index.php?title=Hairstylist&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 hairstylist]<br /> |[[:Homer Simpson in: &quot;Kidney Trouble&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |212<br /> |December 20, 1998<br /> |&quot;The [[Bill Clinton|President]] did it&quot; is not an excuse ''(This aired a day after impeachment proceedings started against [[Bill Clinton]])''<br /> |[[Mayored to the Mob]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |213<br /> |January 10, 1999<br /> |My mom is not dating [http:///index.php?title=Jerry_Seinfeld&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Jerry Seinfeld]<br /> |[[Viva Ned Flanders]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |214<br /> |January 17, 1999<br /> |[[Sherri and Terri|Sherri]] does not &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Baby_Got_Back&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 got back]&quot;<br /> |[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |215<br /> |January 31, 1999<br /> |I will not do &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 the dirty bird]&quot; ''(This episode aired the night of [http:///index.php?title=Super_Bowl_XXXIII&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Super Bowl XXXIII], in which the [http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Atlanta Falcons], for whom &quot;The Dirty Bird&quot; was a signature dance/celebration, played.)''<br /> |[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |216<br /> |February 07, 1999<br /> |No one cares about my [http:///index.php?title=Sciatica&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 sciatica]<br /> |[[Homer to the Max]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |217<br /> |February 14, 1999<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Hillbilly&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Hillbillies] are people too<br /> |[[I'm with Cupid]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |218<br /> |February 21, 1999<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Grammar&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Grammar] is not a time of waste<br /> |[[:Marge Simpson in: &quot;Screaming Yellow Honkers&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |219<br /> |February 28, 1999<br /> |I do not have [http:///index.php?title=Diplomatic_immunity&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 diplomatic immunity] (Taken from 9F20)<br /> |[[Make Room for Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |220<br /> |March 28, 1999<br /> |It does not suck to be you (A reference to a [http:///index.php?title=Prozz%C3%A4k&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Prozzäk] song)<br /> |[[Maximum Homerdrive]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |221<br /> |April 04, 1999<br /> |I cannot [http:///index.php?title=Absolution&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 absolve] sins ''(And during Lisa's dream in the episode:'' I will not deface'' using hieroglyphics where possible)''<br /> |[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |222<br /> |April 11, 1999<br /> |A trained ape could not teach gym<br /> |[[Mom and Pop Art]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |223<br /> |April 25, 1999<br /> |Loose [http:///index.php?title=Tooth&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 teeth] don't need my help<br /> |[[The Old Man and the &quot;C&quot; Student]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |224<br /> |May 02, 1999<br /> |I have neither been there nor done that<br /> |[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |225<br /> |May 09, 1999<br /> |No one wants to hear from my armpits (This is from 3F01)<br /> |[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |226<br /> |May 16, 1999<br /> |I'm so very tired ''(At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.)''<br /> |[[Thirty Minutes over Tokyo]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 11)|Season 11]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |227<br /> |September 26, 1999<br /> |Fridays are not &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Clothing_optional&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 pants optional]&quot; ''(In Australia, [http:///index.php?title=Hamish_and_Andy&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Hamish and Andy] (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.)''<br /> |[[Beyond Blunderdome]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |228<br /> |October 03, 1999<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Pork&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Pork] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Verb&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 verb]''(the irony is that &quot;pork&quot; is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning &quot;to have sexual intercourse with&quot;)''<br /> |[[Brother's Little Helper]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |229<br /> |October 24, 1999<br /> |I am not [http:///index.php?title=The_Last_Don&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 the last Don]''(Possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred [[Joe Mantegna]], voice of recurring Simpsons character [[Fat Tony]])''<br /> |[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |230<br /> |October 31, 1999<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror X]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |231<br /> |November 07, 1999<br /> |I did not win the [http:///index.php?title=Nobel_Prize&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Nobel Fart Prize]<br /> |[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |232<br /> |November 14, 1999<br /> |I won't not use no [http:///index.php?title=Double_negative&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 double negatives]''(since three negatives are used, the sentence is true)''<br /> |[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |233<br /> |November 21, 1999<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=School_prank&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Indian burns] are not our cultural heritage (This is from 3F05)<br /> |[[Eight Misbehavin']]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |234<br /> |November 28, 1999<br /> |I can't see dead people (This is a reference to [http:///index.php?title=The_Sixth_Sense&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 The Sixth Sense])<br /> |[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |235<br /> |December 19, 1999<br /> |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Organ_transplant&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 sell my kidney] on [http:///index.php?title=EBay&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 eBay] (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs)<br /> |[[Grift of the Magi]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |236<br /> |January 9, 2000<br /> |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Chris_Ofili&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 create art from dung]<br /> |[[Little Big Mom]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |237<br /> |January 16, 2000<br /> |I will stop phoning it in<br /> |[[Faith Off]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |238<br /> |January 23, 2000<br /> |Class clown is not a paid position<br /> |[[The Mansion Family]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |239<br /> |February 06, 2000<br /> |Substitute teachers are not [http:///index.php?title=Strike_action&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 scabs]<br /> |[[Saddlesore Galactica]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |240<br /> |February 13, 2000<br /> |My [http:///index.php?title=Suspension_(school_punishment)&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 suspension] was not mutual<br /> |[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |241<br /> |February 20, 2000<br /> |A [http:///index.php?title=Belch&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 belch] is not an oral report<br /> |[[:Missionary: Impossible]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |242<br /> |February 27, 2000<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Dodgeball&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Dodgeball] stops at the gym door<br /> |[[Pygmoelian]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |243<br /> |March 19, 2000<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Flammable&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Non-flammable] is not a challenge<br /> |[[Bart to the Future]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |244<br /> |April 09, 2000<br /> |I was not [http:///index.php?title=Sexual_harassment&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 touched][http:///index.php?title=Penis&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 &quot;there&quot;][http:///index.php?title=Touched_by_an_Angel&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 by an angel]<br /> |[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |245<br /> |April 30, 2000<br /> |I am not here on a fartball [http:///index.php?title=Scholarship&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 scholarship]<br /> |[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |246<br /> |May 07, 2000<br /> |I will not dance on anyone's grave<br /> |[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |247<br /> |May 14, 2000<br /> |I cannot hire a substitute student<br /> |[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |248<br /> |May 21, 2000<br /> |&quot;I will not obey the voices in my head&quot;<br /> |[[Behind the Laughter]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 12)|Season 12]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |249<br /> |November 01, 2000<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |250<br /> |November 05, 2000<br /> |I will not plant sublimin&lt;span style=&quot;color: green;&quot;&gt;'''al'''&lt;/span&gt; messa'''[http:///index.php?title=Al_Gore&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 &lt;span style=&quot;color: green;&quot;&gt;gore&lt;/span&gt;]'''s (aired two days before the [http:///index.php?title=United_States_presidential_election,_2000&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 2000 U.S. presidential election])<br /> |[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |251<br /> |November 12, 2000<br /> |I will not surprise the [http:///index.php?title=Incontinence&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 incontinent]<br /> |[[Insane Clown Poppy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |252<br /> |November 19, 2000<br /> |I am not the [http:///index.php?title=Acting_President_of_the_United_States&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 acting president] (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election)<br /> |[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |253<br /> |November 26, 2000<br /> |I was not the [http:///index.php?title=Fifth_Beatle&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 sixth Beatle]<br /> |[[Homer vs. Dignity]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |254<br /> |December 03, 2000<br /> |I will only provide a urine sample when asked<br /> |[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |255<br /> |December 10, 2000<br /> |The nurse is not dealing<br /> |[[The Great Money Caper]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |256<br /> |December 17, 2000<br /> |Science class should not end in [http:///index.php?title=Tragedy&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 tragedy]''(During the episode, Skinner writes &quot;I ain't not a dorkus&quot;)''<br /> |[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |257<br /> |January 07, 2001<br /> |Network TV is not dead<br /> |[[HOMR]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |258<br /> |January 14, 2001<br /> |I will not &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Who_Let_the_Dogs_Out&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 let the dogs out]&quot; ''(reference a song made popular by the [[Baha Men]])''<br /> |[[Pokey Mom]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |259<br /> |February 04, 2001<br /> |I will not hide the teacher's medication<br /> |[[Worst Episode Ever]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |260<br /> |February 11, 2001<br /> |I will not publish the principal's [http:///index.php?title=Credit_history&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 credit report]<br /> |[[Tennis the Menace]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |261<br /> |February 18, 2001<br /> |The hamster did not have a &quot;full life&quot;<br /> |[[Day of the Jackanapes]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |262<br /> |February 25, 2001<br /> |I will not buy a [http:///index.php?title=Presidential_pardon&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 presidential pardon]''(This refers to the [http:///index.php?title=Bill_Clinton_pardons_controversy&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Bill Clinton pardons controversy], involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.)''<br /> |[[New Kids on the Blecch]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |263<br /> |March 04, 2001<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Temptation_Island&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Temptation Island]&quot; was not a sleazy piece of crap<br /> |[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |264<br /> |March 11, 2001<br /> |I will not scare the [http:///index.php?title=Dick_Cheney&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 vice president]''(a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition)''<br /> |[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |265<br /> |April 01, 2001<br /> |I will not flush evidence<br /> |[[Simpson Safari]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |266<br /> |April 29, 2001<br /> |Fire is not the cleanser<br /> |[[Trilogy of Error]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |267<br /> |May 06, 2001<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Genetics&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Genetics] is not an excuse<br /> |[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |268<br /> |May 13, 2001<br /> |Today is not [http:///index.php?title=Mothra&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Mothra]'s Day ''(This episode aired on [http:///index.php?title=Mother%27s_Day&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Mother's Day].)''<br /> |[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |269<br /> |May 20, 2001<br /> |I should not be twenty-one by now ''(Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.)''<br /> |[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 13)|Season 13]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |270<br /> |November 6, 2001<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |271<br /> |November 11, 2001<br /> |Nobody reads these anymore<br /> |[[The Parent Rap]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |272<br /> |November 18, 2001<br /> |A burp in a jar is not a science project<br /> |[[Homer the Moe]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |273<br /> |December 2, 2001<br /> |Fun does not have a size<br /> |[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |274<br /> |December 9, 2001<br /> |I am not Charlie Brown on acid (''reference to how critics described &quot;[[South Park]]&quot;'')<br /> |[[The Blunder Years]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |275<br /> |December 16, 2001<br /> |I do not have a cereal named after me ''(In fact, he did: &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson_Peanut_Butter_Chocolate_Crunch&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch]&quot;. In the UK they released &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson%27s_No_Problem-os&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Bart Simpson's No Problem-os])''<br /> |[[She of Little Faith]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |276<br /> |January 6, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Brawl in the Family]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |277<br /> |January 20, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |278<br /> |January 27, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Jaws Wired Shut]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |279<br /> |February 10, 2002<br /> |I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s''(A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.)''<br /> |[[Half-Decent Proposal]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |280<br /> |February 17, 2002<br /> |The Giving Tree is not a chump<br /> |[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |281<br /> |February 24, 2002<br /> |Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project<br /> |[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |282<br /> |March 10, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Old Man and the Key]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |283<br /> |March 17, 2002<br /> |Vampire is not a career choice<br /> |[[Tales from the Public Domain]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |284<br /> |March 31, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Blame It on Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |285<br /> |April 7, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |286<br /> |April 21, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Gump Roast]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |287<br /> |April 28, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[I Am Furious Yellow]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |288<br /> |May 5, 2002<br /> |I will never [[Matt Groening|lie about being cancelled]] again ''(a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season)''<br /> |[[The Sweetest Apu]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |289<br /> |May 12, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |290<br /> |May 19, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Frying Game]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |291<br /> |May 22, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 14)|Season 14]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |292<br /> |November 03, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |293<br /> |November 10, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |294<br /> |November 17, 2002<br /> |Fish do not like [http:///index.php?title=Coffee&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 coffee]<br /> |[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |295<br /> |November 24, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Large Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |296<br /> |December 01, 2002<br /> |[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] did not test [http:///index.php?title=Cooties&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 cootie] positive<br /> |[[Helter Shelter]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |297<br /> |December 15, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Great Louse Detective]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |298<br /> |January 05, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Special Edna]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |299<br /> |January 12, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |300<br /> |February 02, 2003<br /> |This school does not need a &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Regime_change&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 regime change]&quot; ''(reference to the then-upcoming [http:///index.php?title=2003_Invasion_of_Iraq&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 War In Iraq])''<br /> |[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |301<br /> |February 09, 2003<br /> |[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Contraceptive&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 contraceptive]<br /> |[[Pray Anything]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |302<br /> |February 16, 2003<br /> |I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe.)''<br /> |[[Barting Over]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |303<br /> |February 16, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |304<br /> |March 02, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Star Is Born-Again]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |305<br /> |March 09, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |306<br /> |March 16, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[C.E. D'oh]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |307<br /> |March 30, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |308<br /> |April 13, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Three Gays of the Condo]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |309<br /> |April 27, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |310<br /> |May 04, 2003<br /> |My pen is not a [http:///index.php?title=Booger&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 booger] launcher<br /> |[[Old Yeller Belly]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |311<br /> |May 11, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Brake My Wife, Please]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |312<br /> |May 18, 2003<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Sandwich&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Sandwiches] should not contain [http:///index.php?title=Sand&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 sand]<br /> |[[Bart of War]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |313<br /> |May 18, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Moe Baby Blues]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 15)|Season 15]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |314<br /> |November 02, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |315<br /> |November 09, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[My Mother the Carjacker]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |316<br /> |November 16, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The President Wore Pearls]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |317<br /> |November 23, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Regina Monologues]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |318<br /> |November 30, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Fat and the Furriest]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |319<br /> |December 07, 2003<br /> |Over forty &amp; single is not funny<br /> |[[Today I Am a Clown]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |320<br /> |December 14, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |321<br /> |January 04, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |322<br /> |January 11, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |323<br /> |January 25, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |324<br /> |February 08, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Margical History Tour]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |325<br /> |February 15, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |326<br /> |February 22, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Smart and Smarter]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |327<br /> |March 14, 2004<br /> |I will not speculate on how hot [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] used to be<br /> |[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |328<br /> |March 21, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Co-Dependent's Day]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |329<br /> |March 28, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Wandering Juvie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |330<br /> |April 18, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |331<br /> |April 25, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Catch_%27Em_if_You_Can&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Catch 'Em if You Can]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |332<br /> |May 02, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Simple Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |333<br /> |May 09, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Way We Weren't]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |334<br /> |May 16, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |335<br /> |May 23, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Fraudcast News]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 16)|Season 16]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |336<br /> |November 07, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |337<br /> |November 14, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[All's Fair in Oven War]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |338<br /> |November 21, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Sleeping with the Enemy (The Simpsons episode)|Sleeping with the Enemy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |339<br /> |December 05, 2004<br /> |Poking a dead [http:///index.php?title=Raccoon&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 raccoon] is not research<br /> |[[She Used to Be My Girl]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |340<br /> |December 12, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Fat Man and Little Boy (The Simpsons)|Fat Man and Little Boy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |341<br /> |January 16, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Midnight Rx]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |342<br /> |January 30, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mommie Beerest]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |343<br /> |February 06, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |344<br /> |February 13, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Pranksta Rap]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |345<br /> |February 20, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[There's Something About Marrying]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |346<br /> |March 06, 2005<br /> |Beer in a [http:///index.php?title=Milk_carton&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 milk carton] is not milk<br /> |[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |347<br /> |March 13, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |348<br /> |March 20, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mobile Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |349<br /> |April 03, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |350<br /> |April 17, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Future-Drama]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |351<br /> |May 01, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |352<br /> |May 01, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Heartbroke Kid]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |353<br /> |May 08, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Star Is Torn]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |354<br /> |May 08, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |355<br /> |May 15, 2005<br /> |A [http:///index.php?title=Booger&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 booger] is not a bookmark<br /> |[[Home Away from Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |356<br /> |May 15, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Father, The Son &amp; The Holy Guest Star]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 17)|Season 17]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |357<br /> |September 11, 2005<br /> |Does any kid still do this anymore? (''refers to the diminishing frequency of the chalkboard gag, as well as the real-life punishment'')<br /> |[[Bonfire of the Manatees]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |358<br /> |September 18, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |359<br /> |September 25, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |360<br /> |November 06, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |361<br /> |November 13, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |362<br /> |November 20, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[See Homer Run]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |363<br /> |November 27, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |364<br /> |December 11, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Italian Bob]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |365<br /> |December 18, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |366<br /> |January 08, 2006<br /> |I am not smarter than the [http:///index.php?title=George_W._Bush&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 President]<br /> |[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |367<br /> |January 29, 2006<br /> |[[Mrs. Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual<br /> |[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |368<br /> |February 26, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[My Fair Laddy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |369<br /> |March 12, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |370<br /> |March 19, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |371<br /> |March 26, 2006<br /> |I will not laminate dog doo ''(The first airing of this episode included a special [http:///index.php?title=Live-action&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 live action] opening with'' 'I will not eat things for money' ''as the gag.)''<br /> |[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |372<br /> |April 02, 2006<br /> |I will not flip the [http:///index.php?title=Classroom&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 classroom] upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''<br /> |[[Million Dollar Abie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |373<br /> |April 09, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |374<br /> |April 23, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |375<br /> |April 30, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |376<br /> |May 07, 2006<br /> |I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]<br /> |[[Regarding Margie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |377<br /> |May 14, 2006<br /> |Je ne parle pas français ''(&quot;I do not speak [http:///index.php?title=French_language&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 French].&quot;) ''<br /> |[[The Monkey Suit]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |378<br /> |May 21, 2006<br /> |Have a great summer, everyone ''(last episode of the season)''<br /> |[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 18)|Season 18]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |379<br /> |September 10, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |380<br /> |September 17, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |381<br /> |September 24, 2006<br /> |''no gag''''(But during the episode, Skinner writes &quot;A baby beat me up&quot; when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy)'''''<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Please_Homer,_Don%27t_Hammer_%27Em&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |382<br /> |November 5, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |383<br /> |November 12, 2006<br /> |We are not all naked under our clothes<br /> |&quot;[[G.I. D'oh]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |384<br /> |November 19, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |385<br /> |November 26, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |386<br /> |December 10, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |387<br /> |December 17, 2006<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Frankincense&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Frankincense] is not [http:///index.php?title=Frankenstein%27s_monster&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 a monster]<br /> |&quot;[[:Kill Gil: Vols. 1 &amp; 2]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |388<br /> |January 7, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Wife Aquatic]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |389<br /> |January 28, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |390<br /> |February 11, 2007<br /> |''no gag''''(But during the episode, Bart writes &quot;So long suckers&quot;)'''''<br /> |&quot;[[Little Big Girl]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |391<br /> |February 18, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Springfield Up]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |392<br /> |March 4, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Yokel Chords]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |393<br /> |March 11, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |394<br /> |March 25, 2007<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Global_Warming&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Global Warming] did not eat my homework<br /> |&quot;[[Homerazzi]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |395<br /> |April 22, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Marge Gamer]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |396<br /> |April 29, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Boys of Bummer]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |397<br /> |May 6, 2007<br /> |I will not look up how much [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] makes<br /> |&quot;[[Crook and Ladder]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |398<br /> |May 13, 2007<br /> |Pearls are not oyster barf<br /> |&quot;[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |399<br /> |May 20, 2007<br /> |''no gag''''(special 24-style opening)'''''<br /> |&quot;[[24 Minutes]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |400<br /> |May 20, 2007<br /> |''no gag''''(normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says &quot;20 years ago&quot;, followed by a full showing of the [http:///index.php?title=Tracy_Ullman_Show&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Tracy Ullman Show] Simpsons short &quot;Family Portrait&quot;)'''''<br /> |&quot;[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 19)|Season 19]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |401<br /> |September 23, 2007<br /> |I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]<br /> |&quot;[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |402<br /> |September 30, 2007<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=The_Wall_Street_Journal&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 The Wall Street Journal] is better than ever<br /> |&quot;[[The Homer of Seville]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |403<br /> |October 7, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Midnight Towboy]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |404<br /> |October 14, 2007<br /> |I am not a [http:///index.php?title=Federal_Deposit_Insurance_Corporation&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 FDIC]-insured bank.<br /> |&quot;[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |405<br /> |November 4, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |406<br /> |November 11, 2007<br /> |There is no such thing as an [http:///index.php?title=IPod&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 iPoddy]<br /> |&quot;[[Little Orphan Millie]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |407<br /> |November 18, 2007<br /> |The [http:///index.php?title=Pilgrim&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Pilgrims] were not [http:///index.php?title=Illegal_alien&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 illegal aliens]<br /> |&quot;[[Husbands and Knives]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |408<br /> |November 25, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Funeral for a Fiend]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |409<br /> |December 16, 2007<br /> |The capital of [http:///index.php?title=Montana&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Montana] is not &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Hannah_Montana&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Hannah]&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |410<br /> |January 6, 2008<br /> |[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo<br /> |&quot;[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |411<br /> |January 27, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[That 90's Show]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |412<br /> |February 17, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |413<br /> |March 2, 2008<br /> |The art teacher is fat, not pregnant<br /> |&quot;[[The Debarted]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |414<br /> |March 9, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Dial 'N' for Nerder]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |415<br /> |March 30, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Smoke On The Daughter]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |416<br /> |April 13, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Papa Don't Leech]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |417<br /> |April 27, 2008<br /> |''A persons a person, no mater how Ralph.''<br /> |&quot;[[Apocalypse Cow]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |418<br /> |May 4, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Any Given Sundance]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |419<br /> |May 11, 2008<br /> |''This punishment is medivial.''<br /> |&quot;[[Mona Leaves-a]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |420<br /> |MAy 18, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[All About Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[Season 20]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |421<br /> |September 28, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Sex,_Pies_And_Idiot_Scrapes&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Sex, Pies And Idiot Scrapes]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |422<br /> |October 5, 2008<br /> |Teachers diet is working.<br /> |&quot;[[Lost Verizon]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |423<br /> |October 19, 2008<br /> |There is no such month as Rocktober<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Double,_Double_Boy_In_Trouble&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Double, Double Boy In Trouble]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |424<br /> |November 2, 2008<br /> |None<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |425<br /> |November 9, 2008<br /> |I did not see Teacher siphoning gas.<br /> |&quot;[[Dangerous Curves]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |426<br /> |November 16, 2008<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Homer_and_Lisa_Exchange_Cross_Words&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |427<br /> |November 30, 2008<br /> |Prosperity is just around the corner.<br /> |&quot;[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |428<br /> |December 7, 2008<br /> |[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]<br /> |&quot;[[The Burns and the Bees]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |429<br /> |January 25, 2009<br /> |I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard<br /> |&quot; [http:///index.php?title=Lisa_The_Drama_Queen&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Lisa The Drama Queen]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |430<br /> |Febuary 15, 2009<br /> |<br /> HDTV is Worth Every Cent (The episode was the first one in HD)<br /> |&quot;[[Take My Life, Please]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |431<br /> |March 1, 2009<br /> |&quot;March Madness&quot; is Not an Excuse for Missing School<br /> |&quot;[[How the Test Was Won]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |432<br /> |March 8, 2009<br /> |&quot;I will not have fun with educational toys.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |433<br /> |MArch 15, 2009<br /> |No gag<br /> |&quot;[[Gone Maggie Gone]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |434<br /> | March 22, 2009<br /> |&quot;Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |435<br /> |March 29, 2009<br /> |&quot;My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Wedding for Disaster]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |436<br /> | April 5, 2009<br /> |No gag<br /> |&quot;[[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |437<br /> |April 19, 2009<br /> |&quot;I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[The Good, the Sad and the Drugly]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |438<br /> | April 26, 2009<br /> |&quot;I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Father Knows Worst]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |439<br /> |May 3, 2009<br /> |No gag<br /> |&quot;[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |440<br /> | May 10, 2009<br /> |No gag<br /> |&quot;[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |441<br /> |May 17, 2009<br /> |&quot;It's 'Facebook,' not 'Assbook.'&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Coming to Homerica]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[Season 21]]==<br /> Je ne suis pas francais<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |442<br /> |September 27, 2009<br /> |&quot;The class hamster isn't just sleeping.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Homer the Whopper]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |443<br /> |October 4, 2009<br /> |&quot;Chalkboarding is not torture.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Gets a &quot;Z&quot;|Bart Gets a 'Z']]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |444<br /> |October 11, 2009<br /> |&quot;I am not allergic to long division.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[The Great Wife Hope]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |445<br /> |October 18, 2009<br /> |None<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |446<br /> |November 15, 2009<br /> |&quot;I do not have the hots for my mom.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[The Devil Wears Nada]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |447<br /> |November 22, 2009<br /> |&quot;Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Pranks and Greens]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |448<br /> |November 29, 2009<br /> |&quot;Teachers' unions are not ruining this country.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |449<br /> |December 13, 2009<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |450<br /> |January 3, 2010<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Thursdays with Abie]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |451<br /> |January 10, 2010<br /> |&quot;The world may end in 2012, but this show won't.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |452<br /> |January 31, 2010<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Million Dollar Maybe]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |453<br /> |February 14, 2010<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Boy Meets Curl]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |454<br /> |February 21, 2010<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Color Yellow]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |455<br /> |March 14, 2010<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Postcards from the Wedge]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |456<br /> |March 21, 2010<br /> |&quot;WWII could not beat up WWI&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Stealing First Base]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |457<br /> |March 28, 2010<br /> |no gag<br /> |&quot;[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |458<br /> |April 11, 2010<br /> |&quot;Hot dogs are not bookmarks.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[American History X-cellent]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |459<br /> |April 18, 2010<br /> |&quot;This counts as gym and art class&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Chief of Hearts]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |460<br /> |April 25, 2010<br /> |&quot;South Park - We'd Stand Beside You If We Weren't So Scared&quot; or &quot;Je ne suis pas francais&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[The Squirt and the Whale]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |461<br /> |May 5, 2010<br /> |TBA<br /> |&quot;[[To Surveil With Love]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == ''The Simpsons Movie'' ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |1<br /> |July 27, 2007<br /> |I will not [[Wikipedia:Copyright infringement#TV and film|illegally download]] this movie<br /> |[[The Simpsons Movie]]<br /> |}<br /> [[Category:Opening sequence gags]]<br /> [[Category:Lists]]</div>

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<p>Jasonbres: /* Season 21 */</p> <hr /> <div>The following is a '''list of [[Chalkboard gag|chalkboard gags]]''' seen on '''[[The Simpsons (show)|The Simpsons]]'''.<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 1)|Season 1]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |1<br /> |December 17, 1989<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |2<br /> |January 14, 1990<br /> |I will not waste chalk<br /> |[[Bart the Genius]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |3<br /> |January 21, 1990<br /> |I will not skateboard in the halls<br /> |[[Homer's Odyssey]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |4<br /> |January 28, 1990<br /> |I will not burp in class<br /> |[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |5<br /> |February 4, 1990<br /> |''no gag - shortened opening due to time''<br /> |[[Bart the General]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |6<br /> |February 11, 1990<br /> |I will not instigate revolution<br /> |[[Moaning Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |7<br /> |February 18, 1990<br /> |I will not draw naked ladies in class<br /> |[[Call of the Simpsons]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |8<br /> |February 25, 1990<br /> |I did not see Elvis<br /> |[[The Telltale Head]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |9<br /> |March 18, 1990<br /> |''no gag - shortened opening due to time''<br /> |[[Life on the Fast Lane]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |10<br /> |March 25, 1990<br /> |I will not call my teacher &quot;Hot Cakes&quot;<br /> |[[Homer's Night Out]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |11<br /> |April 15, 1990<br /> |Garlic gum is not funny<br /> |[[The Crepes of Wrath]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |12<br /> |April 29, 1990<br /> |They are laughing at me, not with me<br /> |[[Krusty Gets Busted]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |13<br /> |May 13, 1990<br /> |I will not yell &quot;Fire!&quot; in a crowded classroom<br /> |[[Some Enchanted Evening]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 2)|Season 2]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #C5E4E1&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #C5E4E1&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #C5E4E1&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #C5E4E1&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |14<br /> |October 11, 1990<br /> |I will not encourage others to fly ''(And during the episode:'' I will not fake my way through life'')''<br /> |[[Bart Gets an F]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |15<br /> |October 18, 1990<br /> |Tar is not a plaything<br /> |[[Simpson and Delilah]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |16<br /> |October 25, 1990<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |17<br /> |November 1, 1990<br /> |I will not Xerox my butt (''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'' - &quot;It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'&quot;)<br /> |[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |18<br /> |November 8, 1990<br /> |I will not trade pants with others<br /> |[[Dancin' Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |19<br /> |November 15, 1990<br /> |I am not a 32 year old woman ''(though at the time, the voice of Bart, [[Nancy Cartwright]], was) ''<br /> |[[Dead Putting Society]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |20<br /> |November 22, 1990<br /> |I will not do that thing with my tongue<br /> |[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |21<br /> |December 6, 1990<br /> |I will not drive the principal's car (similar chalkboard gag in ''The Months'', with the principal being replaced by December)<br /> |[[Bart the Daredevil]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |22<br /> |December 20, 1990<br /> |I will not pledge allegiance to Bart<br /> |[[Itchy &amp; Scratchy &amp; Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |23<br /> |January 10, 1991<br /> |I will not sell school property<br /> |[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |24<br /> |January 24, 1991<br /> |I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all &quot;ditto&quot; quotation marks.)''<br /> |[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |25<br /> |January 31, 1991<br /> |I will not get very far with this attitude<br /> |[[The Way We Was]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |26<br /> |February 7, 1991<br /> |I will not make flatulent noises in class<br /> |[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |27<br /> |February 14, 1991<br /> |I will not belch the national anthem<br /> |[[Principal Charming]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |28<br /> |February 21, 1991<br /> |I will not sell land in Florida<br /> |[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |29<br /> |March 7, 1991<br /> |I will not sell school property<br /> |[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |30<br /> |March 28, 1991<br /> |I will not grease the monkey bars<br /> |[[Old Money]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |31<br /> |April 11, 1991<br /> |I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment<br /> |[[Brush with Greatness]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |32<br /> |April 25, 1991<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa's Substitute]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |33<br /> |May 2, 1991<br /> |I will not do anything bad ever again<br /> |[[The War of the Simpsons]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |34<br /> |May 9, 1991<br /> |I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''<br /> |[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |35<br /> |July 11, 1991<br /> |I will not sleep through my education<br /> |[[Blood Feud]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 3)|Season 3]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E2C7DD&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E2C7DD&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #E2C7DD&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E2C7DD&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |36<br /> |September 19, 1991<br /> |I am not a dentist<br /> |[[Stark Raving Dad]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |37<br /> |September 26, 1991<br /> |Spitwads are not free speech<br /> |[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |38<br /> |October 3, 1991<br /> |Nobody likes sunburn slappers<br /> |[[When Flanders Failed]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |39<br /> |October 10, 1991<br /> |High explosives and school don't mix ''(And during the episode:'' I will not bribe Principal Skinner'')''<br /> |[[Bart the Murderer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |40<br /> |October 17, 1991<br /> |I will not squeak chalk''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''<br /> |[[Homer Defined]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |41<br /> |October 24, 1991<br /> |I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''<br /> |[[Like Father, Like Clown]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |42<br /> |October 31, 1991<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror II]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |43<br /> |November 7, 1991<br /> |&quot;Bart Bucks&quot; are not legal tender<br /> |[[Lisa's Pony]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |44<br /> |November 14, 1991<br /> |I will not fake rabies<br /> |[[Saturdays of Thunder]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |45<br /> |November 21, 1991<br /> |Underwear should be worn on the inside<br /> |[[Flaming Moe's]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |46<br /> |December 5, 1991<br /> |The Christmas Pageant does not stink<br /> |[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |47<br /> |December 26, 1991<br /> |I will not torment the emotionally frail<br /> |[[I Married Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |48<br /> |January 9, 1992<br /> |I will not carve gods<br /> |[[Radio Bart]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |49<br /> |January 23, 1992<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa the Greek]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |50<br /> |February 6, 1992<br /> |I will not spank others<br /> |[[Homer Alone]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |51<br /> |February 13, 1992<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart the Lover]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |52<br /> |February 20, 1992<br /> |I will not aim for the head''(In this episode, a major character was hit in the head by a pitch during a baseball game.)''<br /> |[[Homer at the Bat]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |53<br /> |February 27, 1992<br /> |I will not barf unless I'm sick ''(And during the episode:'' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty'')''<br /> |[[Separate Vocations]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |54<br /> |March 12, 1992<br /> |I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge<br /> |[[Dog of Death]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |55<br /> |March 26, 1992<br /> |I will not conduct my own fire drills<br /> |[[Colonel Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |56<br /> |April 9, 1992<br /> |Funny noises are not funny<br /> |[[Black Widower]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |57<br /> |April 23, 1992<br /> |I will not spin the turtle<br /> |[[The Otto Show]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |58<br /> |May 7, 1992<br /> |I will not snap bras<br /> |[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |59<br /> |August 27, 1992<br /> |I will not fake seizures<br /> |[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 4)|Season 4]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |60<br /> |September 24, 1992<br /> |This punishment is not boring and pointless<br /> |[[Kamp Krusty]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |61<br /> |October 01, 1992<br /> |My name is not &quot;Dr. Death&quot;<br /> |[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |62<br /> |October 08, 1992<br /> |I will not defame New Orleans''(This was due to complaints regarding the [[A Streetcar Named Marge|previous episode]]'s song about New Orleans.)''<br /> |[[Homer the Heretic]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |63<br /> |October 15, 1992<br /> |I will not prescribe medication<br /> |[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |64<br /> |October 29, 1992<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror III]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |65<br /> |November 03, 1992<br /> |I will not bury the new kid ''(During the episode, Marge writes &quot;I will try to raise a better child.&quot;)''<br /> |[[:Itchy &amp; Scratchy: The Movie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |66<br /> |November 05, 1992<br /> |I will not teach others to fly<br /> |[[Marge Gets a Job]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |67<br /> |November 12, 1992<br /> |I will not bring sheep to class<br /> |[[New Kid on the Block]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |68<br /> |November 19, 1992<br /> |A burp is not an answer<br /> |[[Mr. Plow]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |69<br /> |December 03, 1992<br /> |Teacher is not a leper<br /> |[[Lisa's First Word]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |70<br /> |December 17, 1992<br /> |Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.)''<br /> |[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |71<br /> |January 14, 1993<br /> |I will not eat things for money<br /> |[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |72<br /> |January 21, 1993<br /> |I will not yell &quot;She's Dead&quot; during roll call<br /> |[[Selma's Choice]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |73<br /> |February 04, 1993<br /> |The [[Seymour Skinner|principal]]'s toupée is not a frisbee<br /> |[[Brother from the Same Planet]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |74<br /> |February 11, 1993<br /> |I will not call the principal &quot;spud head&quot;<br /> |[[I Love Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |75<br /> |February 18, 1993<br /> |Goldfish don't bounce<br /> |[[Duffless]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |76<br /> |March 11, 1993<br /> |Mud is not one of the 4 food groups<br /> |[[Last Exit to Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |77<br /> |April 01, 1993<br /> |No one is interested in my underpants<br /> |[[:So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |78<br /> |April 15, 1993<br /> |I will not sell miracle cures<br /> |[[The Front]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |79<br /> |April 29, 1993<br /> |I will return the seeing-eye dog<br /> |[[Whacking Day]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |80<br /> |May 06, 1993<br /> |I do not have diplomatic immunity<br /> |[[Marge in Chains]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |81<br /> |May 13,1993<br /> |I will not charge admission to the bathroom<br /> |[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 5)|Season 5]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |82<br /> |September 30, 1993<br /> |I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]] (''Nine Emmy awards had been won by the show and cast by show's date'')<br /> |[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |83<br /> |October 07, 1993<br /> |The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy<br /> |[[Cape Feare]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |84<br /> |October 14, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer Goes to College]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |85<br /> |October 21, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Rosebud (The Simpsons)|Rosebud]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |86<br /> |October 28, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |87<br /> |November 04, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Marge on the Lam]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |88<br /> |November 11, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart's Inner Child]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |89<br /> |November 18, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |90<br /> |December 09, 1993<br /> |All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy<br /> |[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |91<br /> |December 16, 1993<br /> |I will not say &quot;[[Springfield]]&quot; just to get applause<br /> |[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |92<br /> |January 06, 1994<br /> |I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers<br /> |[[Homer the Vigilante]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |93<br /> |February 03, 1994<br /> |My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man<br /> |[[Bart Gets Famous]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |94<br /> |February 10, 1994<br /> |I will not go near the kindergarten turtle<br /> |[[Homer and Apu]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |95<br /> |February 17, 1994<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |96<br /> |February 24, 1994<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Deep Space Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |97<br /> |March 17, 1994<br /> |I am not delightfully saucy<br /> |[[Homer Loves Flanders]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |98<br /> |March 31, 1994<br /> |Organ transplants are best left to the professionals<br /> |[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |99<br /> |April 14, 1994<br /> |The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with &quot;Hail [[Satan]]&quot;<br /> |[[Burns' Heir]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |100<br /> |April 28, 1994<br /> |I will not celebrate meaningless milestones''([[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song|100th episode]])''<br /> |[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |101<br /> |May 05, 1994<br /> |There are plenty of businesses like show business<br /> |[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |102<br /> |May 12, 1994<br /> |I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball<br /> |[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |103<br /> |May 19, 1994<br /> |Five days is not too long to wait for a gun<br /> |[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 6)|Season 6]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |104<br /> |September 04, 1994<br /> |Beans are neither a fruit nor musical (This takes us back to &quot;Whacking Day&quot;)<br /> |[[Bart of Darkness]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |105<br /> |September 11, 1994<br /> |No one is interested in my underpants (same as episode 77)<br /> |[[Lisa's Rival]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |106<br /> |September 25, 1994<br /> |I will not use abbrev.<br /> |[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |107<br /> |October 02, 1994<br /> |I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.<br /> |[[Itchy &amp; Scratchy Land]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |108<br /> |October 09, 1994<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |109<br /> |October 30, 1994<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror V]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |110<br /> |November 06, 1994<br /> |I will not send lard through the mail<br /> |[[Bart's Girlfriend]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |111<br /> |November 13, 1994<br /> |I will not dissect things unless instructed<br /> |[[Lisa on Ice]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |112<br /> |November 27, 1994<br /> |I will not whittle hall passes out of soap<br /> |[[Homer Badman]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |113<br /> |December 04, 1994<br /> |My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man''(recycled from 1F11)''<br /> |[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |114<br /> |December 18, 1994<br /> |[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't &quot;morph&quot; if you squeeze him hard enough<br /> |[[Fear of Flying]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |115<br /> |January 08, 1995<br /> |Adding &quot;just kidding&quot; doesn't make it okay to insult the principal<br /> |[[Homer the Great]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |116<br /> |January 22, 1995<br /> |'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice<br /> |[[And Maggie Makes Three]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |117<br /> |February 05, 1995<br /> |Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does<br /> |[[Bart's Comet]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |118<br /> |February 12, 1995<br /> |Next time it could be me on the scaffolding<br /> |[[Homie the Clown]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |119<br /> |February 19, 1995<br /> |I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person<br /> |[[Bart vs. Australia]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |120<br /> |February 26, 1995<br /> |I will remember to take my medication<br /> |[[Homer vs. Patty &amp; Selma]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |121<br /> |March 05, 1995<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Star Is Burns]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |122<br /> |March 19, 1995<br /> |I will not strut around like I own the place<br /> |[[Lisa's Wedding]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |123<br /> |April 09, 1995<br /> |The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far<br /> |[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |124<br /> |April 16, 1995<br /> |I do not have power of attorney over first graders<br /> |[[The PTA Disbands]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |125<br /> |April 30, 1995<br /> |Nerve gas is not a toy<br /> |[['Round Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |126<br /> |May 07, 1995<br /> |I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface<br /> |[[The Springfield Connection]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |127<br /> |May 14, 1995<br /> |The First Amendment does not cover burping<br /> |[[Lemon of Troy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |128<br /> |May 21, 1995<br /> |This is not a clue... or is it? ''(part 1 of &quot;[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]&quot;)''<br /> |[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 7)|Season 7]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |129<br /> |September 17, 1995<br /> |I will not complain about the solution when I hear it ''(part 2 of &quot;[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]&quot;)''<br /> |[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |130<br /> |September 24, 1995<br /> |&quot;Bewitched&quot; does not promote Satanism<br /> |[[Radioactive Man (episode)|Radioactive Man]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |131<br /> |October 01, 1995<br /> |No one wants to hear from my armpits<br /> |[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |132<br /> |October 08, 1995<br /> |I am not a lean mean spitting machine<br /> |[[Bart Sells His Soul]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |133<br /> |October 15, 1995<br /> |The boys' room is not a water park<br /> |[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |134<br /> |October 29, 1995<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |135<br /> |November 05, 1995<br /> |Indian burns are not our cultural heritage<br /> |[[King-Size Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |136<br /> |November 19, 1995<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mother Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |137<br /> |November 26, 1995<br /> |Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things<br /> |[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |138<br /> |December 03, 1995<br /> |I will only do this once a year ''(&quot;[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]],&quot; a clip show)''<br /> |[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |139<br /> |December 17, 1995<br /> |I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist<br /> |[[Marge Be Not Proud]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |140<br /> |January 07, 1996<br /> |I am not certified to remove asbestos<br /> |[[Team Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |141<br /> |January 14, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Two Bad Neighbors]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |142<br /> |February 04, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |143<br /> |February 11, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart the Fink]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |144<br /> |February 18, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |145<br /> |February 25, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer the Smithers]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |146<br /> |March 17, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Day the Violence Died]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |147<br /> |March 24, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Fish Called Selma]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |148<br /> |March 31, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart on the Road]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |149<br /> |April 14, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |150<br /> |April 28, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in &quot;The Curse of the Flying Hellfish&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |151<br /> |May 05, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Much Apu About Nothing]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |152<br /> |May 19, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homerpalooza]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |153<br /> |May 19, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 8)|Season 8]] ==<br /> <br /> {|width=&quot;100%&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |154<br /> |October 27, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |155<br /> |November 03, 1996<br /> |I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten<br /> |[[You Only Move Twice]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |156<br /> |November 10, 1996<br /> |I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]<br /> |[[The Homer They Fall]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |157<br /> |November 17, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Burns, Baby Burns]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |158<br /> |November 24, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart After Dark]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |159<br /> |December 01, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Milhouse Divided]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |160<br /> |December 15, 1996<br /> |''no gag'' ''(But during the episode, Lisa writes &quot;I will not be a snickerpuss.&quot;)''<br /> |[[Lisa's Date with Density]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |161<br /> |December 29, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Hurricane Neddy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |162<br /> |January 05, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |163<br /> |January 12, 1997<br /> |The truth is not out there''(&quot;[[The Springfield Files]],&quot; an ''X-Files'' parody episode)''<br /> |[[The Springfield Files]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |164<br /> |January 19, 1997<br /> |I am not licensed to do anything (referencing a James Bond movie)<br /> |[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |165<br /> |February 02, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mountain of Madness]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |166<br /> |February 07, 1997<br /> |I will not hide the teacher's Prozac<br /> |[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |167<br /> |February 09, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Itchy &amp; Scratchy &amp; Poochie Show]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |168<br /> |February 16, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer's Phobia]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |169<br /> |February 23, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Brother from Another Series]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |170<br /> |March 02, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[My Sister, My Sitter]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |171<br /> |March 16, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |172<br /> |April 06, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Grade School Confidential]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |173<br /> |April 13, 1997<br /> |A fire drill does not demand a fire<br /> |[[The Canine Mutiny]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |174<br /> |April 20, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |175<br /> |April 27, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[In Marge We Trust]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |176<br /> |May 04, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer's Enemy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |177<br /> |May 11, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |178<br /> |May 18, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[The Simpsons (season 9)|Season 9]]==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |179<br /> |September 21, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |180<br /> |September 28, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Principal and the Pauper]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |181<br /> |October 19, 1997<br /> |I no longer want my [[Wikipedia:MYV|MTV]]''(reference to the lyrics of the [[Wikipedia:Dire Straits|Dire Straits]] song [[Wikipedia:Money for Nothing (song)|Money for Nothing (song)]], and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming)''<br /> |[[Lisa's Sax]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |182<br /> |October 26, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |183<br /> |November 02, 1997<br /> |Everyone is tired of that [[Wikipedia:Richard Gere|Richard Gere]] story.<br /> |[[The Cartridge Family]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |184<br /> |November 09, 1997<br /> |I did not invent Irish dancing.<br /> |[[Bart Star]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |185<br /> |November 16, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |186<br /> |November 23, 1997<br /> |I will not tease Fatty.<br /> |[[Lisa the Skeptic]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |187<br /> |December 07, 1997<br /> |There was no Roman god named &quot;Fartacus&quot;<br /> |[[Realty Bites]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |188<br /> |December 21, 1997<br /> |Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related<br /> |[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |189<br /> |January 04, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[All Singing, All Dancing]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |190<br /> |January 11, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart Carny]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |191<br /> |February 08, 1998<br /> |Shooting paintballs is not an art form<br /> |[[The Joy of Sect]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |192<br /> |February 15, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Das Bus]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |193<br /> |February 22, 1998<br /> |Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted &quot;Pain is the cleanser!&quot; as he yanked his moustache in the episode [[Home Away from Homer]].)<br /> |[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |194<br /> |March 01, 1998<br /> |Silly string is not a nasal spray.<br /> |[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |195<br /> |March 08, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa the Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |196<br /> |March 22, 1998<br /> |I was told not to do this<br /> |[[This Little Wiggy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |197<br /> |March 29, 1998<br /> |My butt does not deserve a website.<br /> |[[Simpson Tide]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |198<br /> |April 05, 1998<br /> |I will not demand what I'm worth ''(This is a reference to the voice cast's recent demands for higher pay.)''<br /> |[[The Trouble With Trillions]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |199<br /> |April 19, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Girly Edition]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |200<br /> |April 26, 1998<br /> |I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]''(This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.)''<br /> |[[Trash of the Titans]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |201<br /> |May 03, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[King of the Hill (The Simpsons)|King of the Hill]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |202<br /> |May 10, 1998<br /> |I am not the new [[Wikipedia:Dalai Lama|Dalai Lama]].<br /> |[[Lost Our Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |203<br /> |May 17, 1998<br /> |I was not the inspiration for &quot;[[Wikipedia:Cosmo Kramer|Kramer]]&quot; ''(This episode aired three days after [[Wikipedia:The Finale (Seinfeld)|the last episode]] of &quot;[[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]]&quot;.)''<br /> |[[Natural Born Kissers]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 10)|Season 10]] ==<br /> <br /> {|width=&quot;100%&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |204<br /> |August 23, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lard of the Dance]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |205<br /> |September 20, 1998<br /> |I will not file [http:///index.php?title=Frivolous_litigation&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 frivolous lawsuits]<br /> |[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |206<br /> |September 27, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart the Mother]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |207<br /> |October 25, 1998<br /> |The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |208<br /> |November 08, 1998<br /> |&quot;butt.com&quot; is not my [http:///index.php?title=E-mail_address&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 E-mail address]''(This was changed to &quot;butt.butt&quot; in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.)''<br /> |[[When You Dish upon a Star]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |209<br /> |November 15, 1998<br /> |No one cares what my [http:///index.php?title=Lewinsky_scandal&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 definition of &quot;is&quot;] is<br /> |[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |210<br /> |November 22, 1998<br /> |I will not scream for [http:///index.php?title=Ice_cream&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 ice cream]<br /> |[[Lisa Gets an &quot;A&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |211<br /> |December 06, 1998<br /> |I am not a licensed [http:///index.php?title=Hairstylist&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 hairstylist]<br /> |[[:Homer Simpson in: &quot;Kidney Trouble&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |212<br /> |December 20, 1998<br /> |&quot;The [[Bill Clinton|President]] did it&quot; is not an excuse ''(This aired a day after impeachment proceedings started against [[Bill Clinton]])''<br /> |[[Mayored to the Mob]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |213<br /> |January 10, 1999<br /> |My mom is not dating [http:///index.php?title=Jerry_Seinfeld&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Jerry Seinfeld]<br /> |[[Viva Ned Flanders]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |214<br /> |January 17, 1999<br /> |[[Sherri and Terri|Sherri]] does not &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Baby_Got_Back&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 got back]&quot;<br /> |[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |215<br /> |January 31, 1999<br /> |I will not do &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 the dirty bird]&quot; ''(This episode aired the night of [http:///index.php?title=Super_Bowl_XXXIII&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Super Bowl XXXIII], in which the [http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Atlanta Falcons], for whom &quot;The Dirty Bird&quot; was a signature dance/celebration, played.)''<br /> |[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |216<br /> |February 07, 1999<br /> |No one cares about my [http:///index.php?title=Sciatica&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 sciatica]<br /> |[[Homer to the Max]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |217<br /> |February 14, 1999<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Hillbilly&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Hillbillies] are people too<br /> |[[I'm with Cupid]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |218<br /> |February 21, 1999<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Grammar&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Grammar] is not a time of waste<br /> |[[:Marge Simpson in: &quot;Screaming Yellow Honkers&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |219<br /> |February 28, 1999<br /> |I do not have [http:///index.php?title=Diplomatic_immunity&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 diplomatic immunity] (Taken from 9F20)<br /> |[[Make Room for Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |220<br /> |March 28, 1999<br /> |It does not suck to be you (A reference to a [http:///index.php?title=Prozz%C3%A4k&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Prozzäk] song)<br /> |[[Maximum Homerdrive]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |221<br /> |April 04, 1999<br /> |I cannot [http:///index.php?title=Absolution&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 absolve] sins ''(And during Lisa's dream in the episode:'' I will not deface'' using hieroglyphics where possible)''<br /> |[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |222<br /> |April 11, 1999<br /> |A trained ape could not teach gym<br /> |[[Mom and Pop Art]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |223<br /> |April 25, 1999<br /> |Loose [http:///index.php?title=Tooth&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 teeth] don't need my help<br /> |[[The Old Man and the &quot;C&quot; Student]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |224<br /> |May 02, 1999<br /> |I have neither been there nor done that<br /> |[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |225<br /> |May 09, 1999<br /> |No one wants to hear from my armpits (This is from 3F01)<br /> |[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |226<br /> |May 16, 1999<br /> |I'm so very tired ''(At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.)''<br /> |[[Thirty Minutes over Tokyo]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 11)|Season 11]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |227<br /> |September 26, 1999<br /> |Fridays are not &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Clothing_optional&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 pants optional]&quot; ''(In Australia, [http:///index.php?title=Hamish_and_Andy&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Hamish and Andy] (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.)''<br /> |[[Beyond Blunderdome]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |228<br /> |October 03, 1999<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Pork&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Pork] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Verb&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 verb]''(the irony is that &quot;pork&quot; is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning &quot;to have sexual intercourse with&quot;)''<br /> |[[Brother's Little Helper]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |229<br /> |October 24, 1999<br /> |I am not [http:///index.php?title=The_Last_Don&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 the last Don]''(Possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred [[Joe Mantegna]], voice of recurring Simpsons character [[Fat Tony]])''<br /> |[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |230<br /> |October 31, 1999<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror X]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |231<br /> |November 07, 1999<br /> |I did not win the [http:///index.php?title=Nobel_Prize&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Nobel Fart Prize]<br /> |[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |232<br /> |November 14, 1999<br /> |I won't not use no [http:///index.php?title=Double_negative&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 double negatives]''(since three negatives are used, the sentence is true)''<br /> |[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |233<br /> |November 21, 1999<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=School_prank&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Indian burns] are not our cultural heritage (This is from 3F05)<br /> |[[Eight Misbehavin']]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |234<br /> |November 28, 1999<br /> |I can't see dead people (This is a reference to [http:///index.php?title=The_Sixth_Sense&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 The Sixth Sense])<br /> |[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |235<br /> |December 19, 1999<br /> |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Organ_transplant&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 sell my kidney] on [http:///index.php?title=EBay&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 eBay] (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs)<br /> |[[Grift of the Magi]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |236<br /> |January 9, 2000<br /> |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Chris_Ofili&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 create art from dung]<br /> |[[Little Big Mom]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |237<br /> |January 16, 2000<br /> |I will stop phoning it in<br /> |[[Faith Off]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |238<br /> |January 23, 2000<br /> |Class clown is not a paid position<br /> |[[The Mansion Family]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |239<br /> |February 06, 2000<br /> |Substitute teachers are not [http:///index.php?title=Strike_action&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 scabs]<br /> |[[Saddlesore Galactica]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |240<br /> |February 13, 2000<br /> |My [http:///index.php?title=Suspension_(school_punishment)&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 suspension] was not mutual<br /> |[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |241<br /> |February 20, 2000<br /> |A [http:///index.php?title=Belch&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 belch] is not an oral report<br /> |[[:Missionary: Impossible]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |242<br /> |February 27, 2000<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Dodgeball&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Dodgeball] stops at the gym door<br /> |[[Pygmoelian]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |243<br /> |March 19, 2000<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Flammable&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Non-flammable] is not a challenge<br /> |[[Bart to the Future]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |244<br /> |April 09, 2000<br /> |I was not [http:///index.php?title=Sexual_harassment&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 touched][http:///index.php?title=Penis&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 &quot;there&quot;][http:///index.php?title=Touched_by_an_Angel&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 by an angel]<br /> |[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |245<br /> |April 30, 2000<br /> |I am not here on a fartball [http:///index.php?title=Scholarship&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 scholarship]<br /> |[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |246<br /> |May 07, 2000<br /> |I will not dance on anyone's grave<br /> |[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |247<br /> |May 14, 2000<br /> |I cannot hire a substitute student<br /> |[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |248<br /> |May 21, 2000<br /> |&quot;I will not obey the voices in my head&quot;<br /> |[[Behind the Laughter]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 12)|Season 12]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |249<br /> |November 01, 2000<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |250<br /> |November 05, 2000<br /> |I will not plant sublimin&lt;span style=&quot;color: green;&quot;&gt;'''al'''&lt;/span&gt; messa'''[http:///index.php?title=Al_Gore&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 &lt;span style=&quot;color: green;&quot;&gt;gore&lt;/span&gt;]'''s (aired two days before the [http:///index.php?title=United_States_presidential_election,_2000&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 2000 U.S. presidential election])<br /> |[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |251<br /> |November 12, 2000<br /> |I will not surprise the [http:///index.php?title=Incontinence&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 incontinent]<br /> |[[Insane Clown Poppy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |252<br /> |November 19, 2000<br /> |I am not the [http:///index.php?title=Acting_President_of_the_United_States&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 acting president] (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election)<br /> |[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |253<br /> |November 26, 2000<br /> |I was not the [http:///index.php?title=Fifth_Beatle&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 sixth Beatle]<br /> |[[Homer vs. Dignity]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |254<br /> |December 03, 2000<br /> |I will only provide a urine sample when asked<br /> |[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |255<br /> |December 10, 2000<br /> |The nurse is not dealing<br /> |[[The Great Money Caper]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |256<br /> |December 17, 2000<br /> |Science class should not end in [http:///index.php?title=Tragedy&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 tragedy]''(During the episode, Skinner writes &quot;I ain't not a dorkus&quot;)''<br /> |[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |257<br /> |January 07, 2001<br /> |Network TV is not dead<br /> |[[HOMR]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |258<br /> |January 14, 2001<br /> |I will not &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Who_Let_the_Dogs_Out&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 let the dogs out]&quot; ''(reference a song made popular by the [[Baha Men]])''<br /> |[[Pokey Mom]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |259<br /> |February 04, 2001<br /> |I will not hide the teacher's medication<br /> |[[Worst Episode Ever]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |260<br /> |February 11, 2001<br /> |I will not publish the principal's [http:///index.php?title=Credit_history&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 credit report]<br /> |[[Tennis the Menace]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |261<br /> |February 18, 2001<br /> |The hamster did not have a &quot;full life&quot;<br /> |[[Day of the Jackanapes]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |262<br /> |February 25, 2001<br /> |I will not buy a [http:///index.php?title=Presidential_pardon&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 presidential pardon]''(This refers to the [http:///index.php?title=Bill_Clinton_pardons_controversy&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Bill Clinton pardons controversy], involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.)''<br /> |[[New Kids on the Blecch]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |263<br /> |March 04, 2001<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Temptation_Island&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Temptation Island]&quot; was not a sleazy piece of crap<br /> |[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |264<br /> |March 11, 2001<br /> |I will not scare the [http:///index.php?title=Dick_Cheney&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 vice president]''(a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition)''<br /> |[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |265<br /> |April 01, 2001<br /> |I will not flush evidence<br /> |[[Simpson Safari]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |266<br /> |April 29, 2001<br /> |Fire is not the cleanser<br /> |[[Trilogy of Error]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |267<br /> |May 06, 2001<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Genetics&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Genetics] is not an excuse<br /> |[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |268<br /> |May 13, 2001<br /> |Today is not [http:///index.php?title=Mothra&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Mothra]'s Day ''(This episode aired on [http:///index.php?title=Mother%27s_Day&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Mother's Day].)''<br /> |[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |269<br /> |May 20, 2001<br /> |I should not be twenty-one by now ''(Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.)''<br /> |[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 13)|Season 13]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |270<br /> |November 6, 2001<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |271<br /> |November 11, 2001<br /> |Nobody reads these anymore<br /> |[[The Parent Rap]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |272<br /> |November 18, 2001<br /> |A burp in a jar is not a science project<br /> |[[Homer the Moe]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |273<br /> |December 2, 2001<br /> |Fun does not have a size<br /> |[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |274<br /> |December 9, 2001<br /> |I am not Charlie Brown on acid (''reference to how critics described &quot;[[South Park]]&quot;'')<br /> |[[The Blunder Years]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |275<br /> |December 16, 2001<br /> |I do not have a cereal named after me ''(In fact, he did: &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson_Peanut_Butter_Chocolate_Crunch&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch]&quot;. In the UK they released &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson%27s_No_Problem-os&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Bart Simpson's No Problem-os])''<br /> |[[She of Little Faith]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |276<br /> |January 6, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Brawl in the Family]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |277<br /> |January 20, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |278<br /> |January 27, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Jaws Wired Shut]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |279<br /> |February 10, 2002<br /> |I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s''(A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.)''<br /> |[[Half-Decent Proposal]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |280<br /> |February 17, 2002<br /> |The Giving Tree is not a chump<br /> |[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |281<br /> |February 24, 2002<br /> |Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project<br /> |[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |282<br /> |March 10, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Old Man and the Key]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |283<br /> |March 17, 2002<br /> |Vampire is not a career choice<br /> |[[Tales from the Public Domain]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |284<br /> |March 31, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Blame It on Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |285<br /> |April 7, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |286<br /> |April 21, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Gump Roast]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |287<br /> |April 28, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[I Am Furious Yellow]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |288<br /> |May 5, 2002<br /> |I will never [[Matt Groening|lie about being cancelled]] again ''(a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season)''<br /> |[[The Sweetest Apu]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |289<br /> |May 12, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |290<br /> |May 19, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Frying Game]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |291<br /> |May 22, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 14)|Season 14]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |292<br /> |November 03, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |293<br /> |November 10, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |294<br /> |November 17, 2002<br /> |Fish do not like [http:///index.php?title=Coffee&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 coffee]<br /> |[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |295<br /> |November 24, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Large Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |296<br /> |December 01, 2002<br /> |[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] did not test [http:///index.php?title=Cooties&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 cootie] positive<br /> |[[Helter Shelter]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |297<br /> |December 15, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Great Louse Detective]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |298<br /> |January 05, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Special Edna]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |299<br /> |January 12, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |300<br /> |February 02, 2003<br /> |This school does not need a &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Regime_change&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 regime change]&quot; ''(reference to the then-upcoming [http:///index.php?title=2003_Invasion_of_Iraq&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 War In Iraq])''<br /> |[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |301<br /> |February 09, 2003<br /> |[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Contraceptive&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 contraceptive]<br /> |[[Pray Anything]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |302<br /> |February 16, 2003<br /> |I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe.)''<br /> |[[Barting Over]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |303<br /> |February 16, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |304<br /> |March 02, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Star Is Born-Again]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |305<br /> |March 09, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |306<br /> |March 16, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[C.E. D'oh]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |307<br /> |March 30, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |308<br /> |April 13, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Three Gays of the Condo]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |309<br /> |April 27, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |310<br /> |May 04, 2003<br /> |My pen is not a [http:///index.php?title=Booger&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 booger] launcher<br /> |[[Old Yeller Belly]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |311<br /> |May 11, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Brake My Wife, Please]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |312<br /> |May 18, 2003<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Sandwich&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Sandwiches] should not contain [http:///index.php?title=Sand&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 sand]<br /> |[[Bart of War]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |313<br /> |May 18, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Moe Baby Blues]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 15)|Season 15]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |314<br /> |November 02, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |315<br /> |November 09, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[My Mother the Carjacker]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |316<br /> |November 16, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The President Wore Pearls]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |317<br /> |November 23, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Regina Monologues]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |318<br /> |November 30, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Fat and the Furriest]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |319<br /> |December 07, 2003<br /> |Over forty &amp; single is not funny<br /> |[[Today I Am a Clown]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |320<br /> |December 14, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |321<br /> |January 04, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |322<br /> |January 11, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |323<br /> |January 25, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |324<br /> |February 08, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Margical History Tour]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |325<br /> |February 15, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |326<br /> |February 22, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Smart and Smarter]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |327<br /> |March 14, 2004<br /> |I will not speculate on how hot [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] used to be<br /> |[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |328<br /> |March 21, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Co-Dependent's Day]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |329<br /> |March 28, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Wandering Juvie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |330<br /> |April 18, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |331<br /> |April 25, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Catch_%27Em_if_You_Can&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Catch 'Em if You Can]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |332<br /> |May 02, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Simple Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |333<br /> |May 09, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Way We Weren't]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |334<br /> |May 16, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |335<br /> |May 23, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Fraudcast News]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 16)|Season 16]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |336<br /> |November 07, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |337<br /> |November 14, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[All's Fair in Oven War]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |338<br /> |November 21, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Sleeping with the Enemy (The Simpsons episode)|Sleeping with the Enemy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |339<br /> |December 05, 2004<br /> |Poking a dead [http:///index.php?title=Raccoon&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 raccoon] is not research<br /> |[[She Used to Be My Girl]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |340<br /> |December 12, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Fat Man and Little Boy (The Simpsons)|Fat Man and Little Boy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |341<br /> |January 16, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Midnight Rx]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |342<br /> |January 30, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mommie Beerest]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |343<br /> |February 06, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |344<br /> |February 13, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Pranksta Rap]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |345<br /> |February 20, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[There's Something About Marrying]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |346<br /> |March 06, 2005<br /> |Beer in a [http:///index.php?title=Milk_carton&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 milk carton] is not milk<br /> |[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |347<br /> |March 13, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |348<br /> |March 20, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mobile Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |349<br /> |April 03, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |350<br /> |April 17, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Future-Drama]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |351<br /> |May 01, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |352<br /> |May 01, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Heartbroke Kid]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |353<br /> |May 08, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Star Is Torn]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |354<br /> |May 08, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |355<br /> |May 15, 2005<br /> |A [http:///index.php?title=Booger&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 booger] is not a bookmark<br /> |[[Home Away from Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |356<br /> |May 15, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Father, The Son &amp; The Holy Guest Star]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 17)|Season 17]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |357<br /> |September 11, 2005<br /> |Does any kid still do this anymore? (''refers to the diminishing frequency of the chalkboard gag, as well as the real-life punishment'')<br /> |[[Bonfire of the Manatees]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |358<br /> |September 18, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |359<br /> |September 25, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |360<br /> |November 06, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |361<br /> |November 13, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |362<br /> |November 20, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[See Homer Run]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |363<br /> |November 27, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |364<br /> |December 11, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Italian Bob]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |365<br /> |December 18, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |366<br /> |January 08, 2006<br /> |I am not smarter than the [http:///index.php?title=George_W._Bush&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 President]<br /> |[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |367<br /> |January 29, 2006<br /> |[[Mrs. Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual<br /> |[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |368<br /> |February 26, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[My Fair Laddy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |369<br /> |March 12, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |370<br /> |March 19, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |371<br /> |March 26, 2006<br /> |I will not laminate dog doo ''(The first airing of this episode included a special [http:///index.php?title=Live-action&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 live action] opening with'' 'I will not eat things for money' ''as the gag.)''<br /> |[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |372<br /> |April 02, 2006<br /> |I will not flip the [http:///index.php?title=Classroom&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 classroom] upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''<br /> |[[Million Dollar Abie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |373<br /> |April 09, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |374<br /> |April 23, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |375<br /> |April 30, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |376<br /> |May 07, 2006<br /> |I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]<br /> |[[Regarding Margie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |377<br /> |May 14, 2006<br /> |Je ne parle pas français ''(&quot;I do not speak [http:///index.php?title=French_language&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 French].&quot;) ''<br /> |[[The Monkey Suit]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |378<br /> |May 21, 2006<br /> |Have a great summer, everyone ''(last episode of the season)''<br /> |[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 18)|Season 18]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |379<br /> |September 10, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |380<br /> |September 17, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |381<br /> |September 24, 2006<br /> |''no gag''''(But during the episode, Skinner writes &quot;A baby beat me up&quot; when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy)'''''<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Please_Homer,_Don%27t_Hammer_%27Em&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |382<br /> |November 5, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |383<br /> |November 12, 2006<br /> |We are not all naked under our clothes<br /> |&quot;[[G.I. D'oh]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |384<br /> |November 19, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |385<br /> |November 26, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |386<br /> |December 10, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |387<br /> |December 17, 2006<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Frankincense&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Frankincense] is not [http:///index.php?title=Frankenstein%27s_monster&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 a monster]<br /> |&quot;[[:Kill Gil: Vols. 1 &amp; 2]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |388<br /> |January 7, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Wife Aquatic]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |389<br /> |January 28, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |390<br /> |February 11, 2007<br /> |''no gag''''(But during the episode, Bart writes &quot;So long suckers&quot;)'''''<br /> |&quot;[[Little Big Girl]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |391<br /> |February 18, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Springfield Up]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |392<br /> |March 4, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Yokel Chords]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |393<br /> |March 11, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |394<br /> |March 25, 2007<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Global_Warming&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Global Warming] did not eat my homework<br /> |&quot;[[Homerazzi]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |395<br /> |April 22, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Marge Gamer]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |396<br /> |April 29, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Boys of Bummer]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |397<br /> |May 6, 2007<br /> |I will not look up how much [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] makes<br /> |&quot;[[Crook and Ladder]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |398<br /> |May 13, 2007<br /> |Pearls are not oyster barf<br /> |&quot;[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |399<br /> |May 20, 2007<br /> |''no gag''''(special 24-style opening)'''''<br /> |&quot;[[24 Minutes]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |400<br /> |May 20, 2007<br /> |''no gag''''(normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says &quot;20 years ago&quot;, followed by a full showing of the [http:///index.php?title=Tracy_Ullman_Show&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Tracy Ullman Show] Simpsons short &quot;Family Portrait&quot;)'''''<br /> |&quot;[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 19)|Season 19]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |401<br /> |September 23, 2007<br /> |I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]<br /> |&quot;[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |402<br /> |September 30, 2007<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=The_Wall_Street_Journal&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 The Wall Street Journal] is better than ever<br /> |&quot;[[The Homer of Seville]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |403<br /> |October 7, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Midnight Towboy]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |404<br /> |October 14, 2007<br /> |I am not a [http:///index.php?title=Federal_Deposit_Insurance_Corporation&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 FDIC]-insured bank.<br /> |&quot;[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |405<br /> |November 4, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |406<br /> |November 11, 2007<br /> |There is no such thing as an [http:///index.php?title=IPod&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 iPoddy]<br /> |&quot;[[Little Orphan Millie]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |407<br /> |November 18, 2007<br /> |The [http:///index.php?title=Pilgrim&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Pilgrims] were not [http:///index.php?title=Illegal_alien&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 illegal aliens]<br /> |&quot;[[Husbands and Knives]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |408<br /> |November 25, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Funeral for a Fiend]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |409<br /> |December 16, 2007<br /> |The capital of [http:///index.php?title=Montana&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Montana] is not &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Hannah_Montana&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Hannah]&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |410<br /> |January 6, 2008<br /> |[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo<br /> |&quot;[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |411<br /> |January 27, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[That 90's Show]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |412<br /> |February 17, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |413<br /> |March 2, 2008<br /> |The art teacher is fat, not pregnant<br /> |&quot;[[The Debarted]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |414<br /> |March 9, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Dial 'N' for Nerder]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |415<br /> |March 30, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Smoke On The Daughter]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |416<br /> |April 13, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Papa Don't Leech]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |417<br /> |April 27, 2008<br /> |''A persons a person, no mater how Ralph.''<br /> |&quot;[[Apocalypse Cow]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |418<br /> |May 4, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Any Given Sundance]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |419<br /> |May 11, 2008<br /> |''This punishment is medivial.''<br /> |&quot;[[Mona Leaves-a]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |420<br /> |MAy 18, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[All About Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[Season 20]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |421<br /> |September 28, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Sex,_Pies_And_Idiot_Scrapes&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Sex, Pies And Idiot Scrapes]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |422<br /> |October 5, 2008<br /> |Teachers diet is working.<br /> |&quot;[[Lost Verizon]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |423<br /> |October 19, 2008<br /> |There is no such month as Rocktober<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Double,_Double_Boy_In_Trouble&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Double, Double Boy In Trouble]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |424<br /> |November 2, 2008<br /> |None<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |425<br /> |November 9, 2008<br /> |I did not see Teacher siphoning gas.<br /> |&quot;[[Dangerous Curves]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |426<br /> |November 16, 2008<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Homer_and_Lisa_Exchange_Cross_Words&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |427<br /> |November 30, 2008<br /> |Prosperity is just around the corner.<br /> |&quot;[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |428<br /> |December 7, 2008<br /> |[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]<br /> |&quot;[[The Burns and the Bees]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |429<br /> |January 25, 2009<br /> |I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard<br /> |&quot; [http:///index.php?title=Lisa_The_Drama_Queen&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Lisa The Drama Queen]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |430<br /> |Febuary 15, 2009<br /> |<br /> HDTV is Worth Every Cent (The episode was the first one in HD)<br /> |&quot;[[Take My Life, Please]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |431<br /> |March 1, 2009<br /> |&quot;March Madness&quot; is Not an Excuse for Missing School<br /> |&quot;[[How the Test Was Won]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |432<br /> |March 8, 2009<br /> |&quot;I will not have fun with educational toys.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |433<br /> |MArch 15, 2009<br /> |No gag<br /> |&quot;[[Gone Maggie Gone]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |434<br /> | March 22, 2009<br /> |&quot;Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |435<br /> |March 29, 2009<br /> |&quot;My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Wedding for Disaster]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |436<br /> | April 5, 2009<br /> |No gag<br /> |&quot;[[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |437<br /> |April 19, 2009<br /> |&quot;I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[The Good, the Sad and the Drugly]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |438<br /> | April 26, 2009<br /> |&quot;I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Father Knows Worst]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |439<br /> |May 3, 2009<br /> |No gag<br /> |&quot;[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |440<br /> | May 10, 2009<br /> |No gag<br /> |&quot;[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |441<br /> |May 17, 2009<br /> |&quot;It's 'Facebook,' not 'Assbook.'&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Coming to Homerica]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[Season 21]]==<br /> Je ne suis pas francais<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |442<br /> |September 27, 2009<br /> |&quot;The class hamster isn't just sleeping.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Homer the Whopper]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |443<br /> |October 4, 2009<br /> |&quot;Chalkboarding is not torture.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Gets a &quot;Z&quot;|Bart Gets a 'Z']]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |444<br /> |October 11, 2009<br /> |&quot;I am not allergic to long division.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[The Great Wife Hope]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |445<br /> |October 18, 2009<br /> |None<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |446<br /> |November 15, 2009<br /> |&quot;I do not have the hots for my mom.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[The Devil Wears Nada]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |447<br /> |November 22, 2009<br /> |&quot;Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Pranks and Greens]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |448<br /> |November 29, 2009<br /> |&quot;Teachers' unions are not ruining this country.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |449<br /> |December 13, 2009<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |450<br /> |January 3, 2010<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Thursdays with Abie]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |451<br /> |January 10, 2010<br /> |&quot;The world may end in 2012, but this show won't.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |452<br /> |January 31, 2010<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Million Dollar Maybe]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |453<br /> |February 14, 2010<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Boy Meets Curl]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |454<br /> |February 21, 2010<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Color Yellow]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |455<br /> |March 14, 2010<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Postcards from the Wedge]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |456<br /> |March 21, 2010<br /> |&quot;WWII could not beat up WWI&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Stealing First Base]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |457<br /> |March 28, 2010<br /> |no gag<br /> |&quot;[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |458<br /> |April 11, 2010<br /> |&quot;Hot dogs are not bookmarks.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[American History X-cellent]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |459<br /> |April 18, 2010<br /> |&quot;This counts as gym and art class&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Chief of Hearts]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |460<br /> |April 25, 2010<br /> |&quot;South Park - We'd Stand Beside You If We Weren't So Scared&quot; or &quot;Je ne suis pas francais&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[The Squirt and the Whale]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |461<br /> |May 5, 2010<br /> |TBA<br /> |&quot;[[To Surveil with Love]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == ''The Simpsons Movie'' ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |1<br /> |July 27, 2007<br /> |I will not [[Wikipedia:Copyright infringement#TV and film|illegally download]] this movie<br /> |[[The Simpsons Movie]]<br /> |}<br /> [[Category:Opening sequence gags]]<br /> [[Category:Lists]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=To_Surveil_with_Love&diff=125859 2010-05-02T23:37:09Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{tab}}<br /> {{Upcoming Episode}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNext|The Squirt and the Whale|Moe Letter Blues}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> |image=ToSurveilWithLove.png<br /> |Episode Number=461<br /> |productionCode=<br /> |originalAirdate=May 2, 2010<br /> |blackboardText=TBA<br /> |couchGag=The Simpsons sing along to Ke$ha's &quot;[[Tik Tok]]&quot;.<br /> |billboard=TBA<br /> |titlescreen=TBA<br /> |tv=TBA<br /> |specialGuestVoices=[[Eddie Izzard]] as [[Queen Elizabeth]]<br /> |Written By=TBA<br /> |showRunners=TBA<br /> |Directed By=TBA<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''To Surveil With Love''' is the twentieth episode in [[Season 21]].<br /> ==Plot==<br /> When a bomb squad mistakenly blows up [[Homer]]'s gym bag, civil liberties are suspended in Springfield when radiation leaks in. [[Chief Wiggum]] and his officers put up CCTV cameras to round up suspected terrorists, including [[Groundskeeper Willie]]. But when moitoring the cameras Wiggum says that it is too much, he asks the townspeople to help keep the city safe. Meanwhile, [[Lisa]] dyes her hair a darker color, as she is getting bored with being blonde. &lt;ref&gt;http://www.foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z4&amp;mo=4&amp;d=25&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{reflist}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Season 21}}<br /> [[Category:Season 21]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Squirt_and_the_Whale/References&diff=141645 2010-04-26T15:46:25Z

<p>Jasonbres: That&#039;s the ONLY version I saw.</p> <hr /> <div>{{TabR|<br /> episode=The Squirt and the Whale<br /> |}}<br /> <br /> ==Cultural References==<br /> *The episode title is a reference to the 2005 film [[wikipedia:The_Squid_and_the_Whale|''The Squid and the Whale'']].<br /> *[[Chief Wiggum]] and the police attempt to dispose of the dead blue whale by blowing it up. They end up scattering chunks of blubber all over the place where they land on people and cars -- making a big mess, but not having much effect on the whale. This is a reference to the real-life &quot;[[wikipedia:Exploding_whale|exploding whale]]&quot; incident, which occurred in Florence, Oregon in 1970. The Oregon Highway Division tried to blow up a dead beached sperm whale and achieved results smilar to Wiggum's.<br /> *[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] play a Zii, which is the Simpsons version of a [[wikipedia:Wii|Wii]].<br /> <br /> {{Season 21 R}}</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Squirt_and_the_Whale&diff=138403 2010-04-26T15:40:32Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{tab}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNext|Chief of Hearts|To Surveil With Love}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> <br /> <br /> |image = TheSquirtAndTheWhale.png<br /> |Episode Number = 460<br /> |productionCode = MABF14<br /> |originalAirdate = April 25, 2010<br /> |blackboardText = &quot;South Park - We'd Stand Beside You If We Weren't So Scared&quot; <br /> |couchGag = The Simpsons chase their couch through a newspaper.<br /> |billboard = &quot;Text Me Your Lunch Money&quot; -ebully.com<br /> |titlescreen = A dilapidated FOX satellite slowly flies by.<br /> |tv = TBA<br /> |specialGuestVoices = N/A<br /> |Show Runner = [[Al Jean]]<br /> |Written By = [[Matt Warburton]]<br /> |Directed By = [[Mark Kirkland]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''The Squirt and the Whale''' is the nineteenth episode of [[Season 21]].<br /> <br /> == Plot ==<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Seeking a cheaper, alternate source of energy, the Simpsons put up a windmill generator in their backyard. But once [[Homer]] discovers that the windmill's surplus power is being sent back to the power grid (and therefore to the electric company), he refuses to be a part of anything that benefits &quot;the man&quot; and has their home removed from the power grid. This leaves the Simpsons completely dependent on the windmill, which proves to be an untrustworthy source of power: they only have electricity when the wind is blowing. Ironically, a huge windstorm blows into the Springfield area, giving the Simpsons electricity galore until the windmill is knocked out of commission. The next morning, [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] walk around looking at the damage from the storm, and discover that a 150-foot-long blue whale has beached itself.<br /> <br /> The whole town tries to help the whale, but without success. Lisa comes to care deeply for the whale, reading poetry to it at night and falling asleep beside it. A few days later, the whale dies and Lisa is very sad. Later, Lisa is standing at the docks and sees the whale's two calves surrounded by a group of sharks. Lisa and Homer try to fend off the sharks but fail, and Homer ends up in the water with the sharks. Fortunately, the whales' father shows up just in time and saves both its babies and Homer.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{reflist}}<br /> <br /> {{Season 21}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Squirt and the Whale}}<br /> [[Category:Season 21]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Judge_Me_Tender&diff=138426 2010-04-20T13:51:20Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{tab}}<br /> {{Upcoming Episode}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNext|The Bob Next Door|TBA}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> |image=blank.png<br /> |Episode Number=464<br /> |productionCode=MABF15<br /> |originalAirdate=May 23, 2010<br /> |blackboardText=TBA<br /> |couchGag=TBA<br /> |billboard=TBA<br /> |titlescreen=TBA<br /> |tv=TBA<br /> |specialGuestVoices=[[Ryan Seacrest]] as Himself&lt;br/&gt;[[Randy Jackson]] as Himself&lt;br/&gt;[[Ellen DeGeneres]] as Herself&lt;br/&gt;[[Kara DioGuardi]] as Herself&lt;br/&gt;[[Simon Cowell]] as Himself<br /> |Written By=TBA<br /> |showRunners=TBA<br /> |Directed By=TBA<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Judge Me Tender''' is the twenty-third episode and season finale of [[Season 21]].<br /> ==Plot==<br /> Moe discovers a talent for judging contests and is invited to appear on ''American Idol'' with host Ryan Seacrest and fellow judges Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres, Kara DioGuardi and Randy Jackson.. Meanwhile, Homer drives Marge crazy when he starts hanging around the house too much.<br /> <br /> {{Season 21}}<br /> [[Category:Season 21]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Bob_Next_Door&diff=122767 2010-04-20T13:49:32Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{tab}}<br /> {{Upcoming Episode}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNext|Moe Letter Blues|Judge Me Tender}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> |image=blank.png<br /> |Episode Number=463<br /> |productionCode=<br /> |originalAirdate=May 16, 2010<br /> |blackboardText=TBA<br /> |couchGag=TBA<br /> |billboard=TBA<br /> |titlescreen=TBA<br /> |TV=TBA<br /> |specialGuestVoices=[[Kelsey Grammer]] as [[Sideshow Bob]]<br /> |Written By=TBA<br /> |showRunners=TBA<br /> |Directed By=TBA<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''The Bob Next Door''' is the twenty-second episode of [[season 21]].<br /> <br /> == Synopsis ==<br /> Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbor is his arch enemy, Sideshow Bob (guest voice Kelsey Grammer), and Marge tries to convince him otherwise by taking him to visit the state penitentiary.<br /> <br /> {{Season 21}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Bob Next Door}}<br /> [[Category:Season 21]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Moe_Letter_Blues&diff=125822 2010-04-20T13:48:19Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{tab}}<br /> {{Upcoming Episode}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNext|To Surveil With Love|The Bob Next Door}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> |image=blank.png<br /> |Episode Number=462<br /> |productionCode=<br /> |originalAirdate=May 9, 2010<br /> |blackboardText=TBA<br /> |couchGag=TBA<br /> |billboard=TBA<br /> |titlescreen=TBA<br /> |tv=TBA<br /> |specialGuestVoices=TBA<br /> |Written By=TBA<br /> |showRunners=TBA<br /> |Directed By=TBA<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Moe Letter Blues''' is the twenty-first episode of [[Season 21]].<br /> ==Plot==<br /> As Mother’s Day approaches, Homer, Apu and Reverend Lovejoy receive a letter from Moe warning them that he’s going to run away with one of their wives.<br /> <br /> {{Season 21}}<br /> [[Category:Season 21]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Moe_Letter_Blues&diff=125821 2010-04-20T13:48:01Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{tab}}<br /> {{Upcoming Episode}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNext|To Surveil With Love|The Bob Next Door}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> |image=blank.png<br /> |Episode Number=<br /> |productionCode=<br /> |originalAirdate=May 9, 2010<br /> |blackboardText=TBA<br /> |couchGag=TBA<br /> |billboard=TBA<br /> |titlescreen=TBA<br /> |tv=TBA<br /> |specialGuestVoices=TBA<br /> |Written By=TBA<br /> |showRunners=TBA<br /> |Directed By=TBA<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Moe Letter Blues''' is the twenty-first episode of [[Season 21]].<br /> ==Plot==<br /> As Mother’s Day approaches, Homer, Apu and Reverend Lovejoy receive a letter from Moe warning them that he’s going to run away with one of their wives.<br /> <br /> {{Season 21}}<br /> [[Category:Season 21]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Bob_Next_Door&diff=122766 2010-04-20T13:47:05Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{tab}}<br /> {{Upcoming Episode}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> |image=blank.png<br /> |Episode Number=<br /> |productionCode=<br /> |originalAirdate=May 16, 2010<br /> |blackboardText=TBA<br /> |couchGag=TBA<br /> |billboard=TBA<br /> |titlescreen=TBA<br /> |TV=TBA<br /> |specialGuestVoices=[[Kelsey Grammer]] as [[Sideshow Bob]]<br /> |Written By=TBA<br /> |showRunners=TBA<br /> |Directed By=TBA<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''The Bob Next Door''' is an upcoming episode<br /> <br /> == Synopsis ==<br /> Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbor is his arch enemy, Sideshow Bob (guest voice Kelsey Grammer), and Marge tries to convince him otherwise by taking him to visit the state penitentiary.<br /> <br /> {{Season 21}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Bob Next Door}}<br /> [[Category:Season 21]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Moe_Letter_Blues&diff=125820 2010-04-19T18:49:41Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{tab}}<br /> {{Upcoming Episode}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNext|To Surveil With Love|The Bob Next Door}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> |image=blank.png<br /> |Episode Number=<br /> |productionCode=<br /> |originalAirdate=May 9, 2010<br /> |blackboardText=TBA<br /> |couchGag=TBA<br /> |billboard=TBA<br /> |titlescreen=TBA<br /> |tv=TBA<br /> |specialGuestVoices=TBA<br /> |Written By=TBA<br /> |showRunners=TBA<br /> |Directed By=TBA<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Moe Letter Blues''' is the twenty-first episode of [[Season 21]].<br /> ==Plot==<br /> TBA<br /> <br /> {{Season 21}}<br /> [[Category:Season 21]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Category:Season_21&diff=97475 2010-04-19T18:42:57Z

<p>Jasonbres: /* Episodes */</p> <hr /> <div>'''[[The Simpsons]] twenty-first season''', this season will pull ahead of Gunsmoke as the longest running American primetime television series 1989-2011 . It will air on September 27, 2009.<br /> <br /> [[File:Mzl.ezgjmrvz.133x100-99.jpg | The Simpsons Season 21 | ]]<br /> ==Episodes==<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot; width=15% | #<br /> ! style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot; width=25% | Original airdate<br /> ! style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot; width=10% | Prod. Code<br /> ! style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot; | Title<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 1 - 2101 || September 27, 2009 || LABF13 || &quot;[[Homer the Whopper]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 2 - 2102 || October 4, 2009 || LABF15 || &quot;[[Bart Gets a &quot;Z&quot;]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 3 - 2103 || October 11, 2009 || LABF16 || &quot;[[The Great Wife Hope]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 4 - 2104 || October 18, 2009 || LABF14 || &quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 5 - 2105 || November 15, 2009 || LABF17 || &quot;[[The Devil Wears Nada]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 6 - 2106 || November 22, 2009 || LABF18 || &quot;[[Pranks and Greens]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 7 - 2107 || November 29, 2009 || LABF19 || &quot;[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 8 - 2108 || December 13, 2009 || MABF01 || &quot;[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 9 - 2109 || January 3, 2010 || MABF03 || &quot;[[Thursdays with Abie]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 10 - 2110 || January 10, 2010 || LABF20 || &quot;[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 11 - 2111 || January 31, 2010 || MABF03 || &quot;[[Million Dollar Maybe]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 12 - 2112 || February 14, 2010 || MABF05 || &quot;[[Boy Meets Curl]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 13 - 2113 || February 21, 2010 || MABF06 || &quot;[[The Color Yellow]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 14 - 2114 || March 14, 2010 || MABF04 || &quot;[[Postcards From the Wedge]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 15 - 2115 || March 21, 2010 || MABF07 || &quot;[[Stealing First Base]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 16 - 2116 || March 28, 2010 || MABF10 || &quot;[[The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 17 - 2117 || April 11, 2010 || MABF08 || &quot;[[American History X-cellent]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 18 - 2118 || April 18, 2010 || MABF?? || &quot;[[Chief of Hearts]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 19 - 2119 || April 25, 2010 || MABF?? || &quot;[[The Squirt and the Whale]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 20 - 2120 || May 2, 2010 || MABF?? || &quot;[[To Surveil With Love]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 21 - 2121 || May 9, 2010 || MABF?? || &quot;[[Moe Letter Blues]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 22 - 2122 || May 13, 2010 || 7G01 || &quot;[[The Bob Next Door]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 23 - 2123 || May 20, 2010 || 7G01 || &quot;[[Judge Me Tender]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> ===Known Plots &amp; Guest Stars ===<br /> *[[Kelsey Grammer]] will play [[Sideshow Bob]] in an episode where he lives next to the Simpsons.<br /> *[[Ryan Seacrest]], [[Randy Jackson]], [[Ellen DeGeneres]], [[Kara DioGuardi]] and [[Simon Cowell]] will all appear in the May 23rd finale.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.examiner.com/x-11363-TV-Examiner~y2010m4d8-American-Idol-comes-to-The-Simpsons-for-May-23-finale 'American Idol' comes to 'The Simpsons' for May 23 finale]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Template:All Seasons}}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> [[Category:Seasons]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Category:Season_21&diff=97474 2010-04-19T18:42:31Z

<p>Jasonbres: /* Episodes */</p> <hr /> <div>'''[[The Simpsons]] twenty-first season''', this season will pull ahead of Gunsmoke as the longest running American primetime television series 1989-2011 . It will air on September 27, 2009.<br /> <br /> [[File:Mzl.ezgjmrvz.133x100-99.jpg | The Simpsons Season 21 | ]]<br /> ==Episodes==<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot; width=15% | #<br /> ! style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot; width=25% | Original airdate<br /> ! style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot; width=10% | Prod. Code<br /> ! style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot; | Title<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 1 - 2101 || September 27, 2009 || LABF13 || &quot;[[Homer the Whopper]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 2 - 2102 || October 4, 2009 || LABF15 || &quot;[[Bart Gets a &quot;Z&quot;]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 3 - 2103 || October 11, 2009 || LABF16 || &quot;[[The Great Wife Hope]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 4 - 2104 || October 18, 2009 || LABF14 || &quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 5 - 2105 || November 15, 2009 || LABF17 || &quot;[[The Devil Wears Nada]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 6 - 2106 || November 22, 2009 || LABF18 || &quot;[[Pranks and Greens]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 7 - 2107 || November 29, 2009 || LABF19 || &quot;[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 8 - 2108 || December 13, 2009 || MABF01 || &quot;[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 9 - 2109 || January 3, 2010 || MABF03 || &quot;[[Thursdays with Abie]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 10 - 2110 || January 10, 2010 || LABF20 || &quot;[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 11 - 2111 || January 31, 2010 || MABF03 || &quot;[[Million Dollar Maybe]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 12 - 2112 || February 14, 2010 || MABF05 || &quot;[[Boy Meets Curl]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 13 - 2113 || February 21, 2010 || MABF06 || &quot;[[The Color Yellow]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 14 - 2114 || March 14, 2010 || MABF04 || &quot;[[Postcards From the Wedge]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 15 - 2115 || March 21, 2010 || MABF07 || &quot;[[Stealing First Base]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 16 - 2116 || March 28, 2010 || MABF10 || &quot;[[The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 17 - 2117 || April 11, 2010 || MABF08 || &quot;[[American History X-cellent]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 18 - 2118 || April 18, 2010 || MABF?? || &quot;[[Chief of Hearts]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 19 - 2119 || April 25, 2010 || MABF?? || &quot;[[The Squirt and the Whale]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 20 - 2120 || May 2, 2010 || MABF?? || &quot;[[To Surveil With Love]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 21 - 2121 || May 9, 2010 || MABF?? || &quot;[[Moe Letter Blues]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot; |<br /> | 22 - 2122 || May 13, 2010 || 7G01 || &quot;[[The Bob Next Door]]&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot; |<br /> | 23 - 2123 || May 13, 2010 || 7G01 || &quot;[[Judge Me Tender]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> ===Known Plots &amp; Guest Stars ===<br /> *[[Kelsey Grammer]] will play [[Sideshow Bob]] in an episode where he lives next to the Simpsons.<br /> *[[Ryan Seacrest]], [[Randy Jackson]], [[Ellen DeGeneres]], [[Kara DioGuardi]] and [[Simon Cowell]] will all appear in the May 23rd finale.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.examiner.com/x-11363-TV-Examiner~y2010m4d8-American-Idol-comes-to-The-Simpsons-for-May-23-finale 'American Idol' comes to 'The Simpsons' for May 23 finale]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Template:All Seasons}}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> [[Category:Seasons]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Season_21&diff=104786 2010-04-19T18:41:49Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;br clear=all&gt;<br /> {|style=&quot;margin:0; padding:0 auto; background-color:#FFF4A7; border:1px solid white;&quot; align=center id=toc cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;<br /> |bgcolor=#FADA00 width=110px style=&quot;text-align:left; padding:0 5px; -moz-border-radius-topleft:0px;&quot;|[[Coming_to_Homerica|&amp;lArr; Season 20]]||bgcolor=#FADA00 style=&quot;text-align:center;&quot;|'''[[:category:Season_21|Season 21]]'''||bgcolor=#FADA00 width=110px style=&quot;text-align:right; padding:0 5px; -moz-border-radius-topright:0px;&quot;|&amp;nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> |colspan=&quot;3&quot; align=center|&lt;br/&gt;<br /> [[Homer the Whopper]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[Bart Gets a &quot;Z&quot;]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[The Great Wife Hope]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[Treehouse of Horror XX]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[The Devil Wears Nada]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[Pranks and Greens]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[Rednecks and Broomsticks]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[Thursdays with Abie]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[Million Dollar Maybe]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[Boy Meets Curl]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[The Color Yellow]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[Postcards From the Wedge]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[Stealing First Base]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[American History X-cellent]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[Chief of Hearts]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[The Squirt and the Whale]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[To Surveil With Love]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[Moe Letter Blues]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[The Bob Next Door]] &amp;middot;<br /> [[Judge Me Tender]]<br /> <br /> |}&lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category:Season templates|21]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Chief_of_Hearts/References&diff=139810 2010-04-19T12:31:43Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TabR<br /> |episode=Chief of Hearts<br /> |}}<br /> <br /> == Cultural references ==<br /> *Battle ball is a reference to '[[wikipedia:Bakugan Battle Brawlers|Bakugan Battle Brawlers]]'. A game played with magnetic marbles and cards.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia==<br /> *[[Lisa]] appears in this episode but doesn't have any lines.<br /> {{Season 21 R}}</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Chief_of_Hearts/References&diff=139809 2010-04-19T12:12:35Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TabR<br /> |episode=Chief of Hearts<br /> |}}<br /> <br /> == Cultural references ==<br /> *Battle ball is a reference to '[[wikipedia:Bakugan Battle Brawlers|Bakugan Battle Brawlers]]'. A game played with magnetic marbles and cards.<br /> <br /> {{Season 21 R}}</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Chief_of_Hearts&diff=139778 2010-04-19T12:12:18Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>{{tab}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNext|American History X-cellent|The Squirt and the Whale}}<br /> {{episodeHD<br /> <br /> <br /> |image = Chief of Hearts.png<br /> |Episode Number = 459<br /> |productionCode = MABF09<br /> |originalAirdate = April 18 , 2010<br /> |blackboardText = This counts as gym and art class.<br /> |couchGag = Homer is a salad, Lisa is a soup, Marge is a spaghetti dinner, Bart is a steak, and Maggie is a peppermint, all eaten by [[Comic Book Guy]] at a fancy restaurant.<br /> |billboard = Mr Burns - &quot;Death and Taxes. Two Things I Avoid&quot;<br /> |titlescreen = [[Kang]] and [[Kodos]] fly by in an UFO<br /> |tv = TBA<br /> |specialGuestVoices = [[Jane Kaczmarek]] as [[Judge Constance Harm]]&lt;br/&gt;[[Maurice LaMarche]]&lt;br/&gt;[[Joe Mantegna]] as [[Fat Tony]]<br /> |Show Runner = [[Al Jean]]<br /> |Written By = [[Carolyn Omine]] &amp; [[William Wright]]<br /> |Directed By = [[Chris Clements]]<br /> }}<br /> &quot;'''Chief of Hearts'''&quot; is the eighteenth episode of [[Season 21]] and aired on April 18, 2010.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z4&amp;mo=4&amp;d=14]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> ==Plot==<br /> <br /> [[Homer]] is completing his court-ordered community service when he befriends his supervisor, [[Chief Wiggum]], by offering him one of his sandwiches. Touched by the act of kindness, Wiggum assigns the other convicts unpleasant tasks, but allows Homer to join him at the picnic table. They continue to grow close, but when the Chief gets injured during a botched bank robbery, Homer doesn’t come through when Wiggum needs him the most. Meanwhile, [[Bart]] becomes addicted to Battle Ball, a Japanese game made up of plastic balls and magnetic cards, and his family and teachers try to help him kick the habit. Which they have mistaken for drugs, upon learning its a simple game Marge thinks its cool. Thus Bart gives it up as if parents like it, it can't be cool.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> <br /> {{reflist}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{stub}}<br /> {{Season 21}}<br /> [[Category:Episodes]]<br /> [[Category:Season 21]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_billboard_gags&diff=132091 2010-04-19T12:11:14Z

<p>Jasonbres: /* Season 21 */</p> <hr /> <div>Beginning in 2009, with the newly animated high definition [[opening credits|opening sequence]], with new animation came some new running gags that would change every week. One of these gags was before we see [[Bart]] writing something on the [[chalkboard gag|chalkboard]], we would see a building in front of [[Springfield Elementary School]] with a [[billboard gag]] on top of it that would change every episode. However, the billboard could also not be seen when the shorter opening sequence is shown.<br /> <br /> ==List==<br /> ===[[Season 20]]===<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|#<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Text<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Character Shown<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 10<br /> | Krusty: Now Doing Funerals<br /> | [[Krusty]]<br /> | [[Take My Life, Please]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 11<br /> | Lost Child. No Reward.<br /> | [[Milhouse]]<br /> | [[How the Test Was Won]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 12<br /> | [[Moe's Tavern]]: Now with Electricity<br /> | [[Moe Szyslak]]<br /> | [[No Loan Again, Naturally]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 13<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Gone Maggie Gone]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 14<br /> | Pay for Septuplets, Get Octuplets Free!<br /> | [[Dr. Nick]]<br /> | [[In the Name of the Grandfather]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 15<br /> | Support Your Local Bullies<br /> | [[Kearney]], [[Dolph]], and [[Jimbo]]<br /> | [[Wedding for Disaster]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 16<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 17<br /> | [[Luigi's]]: Home of the Breadstick<br /> | [[Luigi]]<br /> | [[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 18<br /> | Principal Skinner: I Paint Houses<br /> | [[Seymour Skinner]]<br /> | [[Father Knows Worst]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 19<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 20<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 21<br /> | ''Spider Pig: The Musical: Music by [[U2]] and [[Alf Clausen]]''<br /> | [[Plopper]]<br /> | [[Coming to Homerica]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ===[[Season 21]]===<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|#<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Text<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Character Shown<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 1<br /> | If I Kill You, You Don't Pay — Dr. Nick Riviera<br /> | Dr. Nick<br /> | [[Homer the Whopper]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 2<br /> | [[Kwik-E-Mart]]: Porno Now on Lower Shelf<br /> | [[Apu]]<br /> | [[Bart Gets a &quot;Z&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 3<br /> | [[The Leftorium]]: Next Right<br /> | [[Ned Flanders]]<br /> | [[The Great Wife Hope]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 4<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Treehouse of Horror XX]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 5<br /> | Don't Face This Christmas Sober<br /> | [[Duffman]]<br /> | [[The Devil Wears Nada]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 6<br /> | Dr. Otto's &quot;Wellness&quot; Clinic<br /> | [[Otto Mann]]<br /> | [[Pranks and Greens]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 7<br /> | [[Springfield Retirement Castle]]<br /> | [[Grampa]] (saying &quot;Get me outta here!&quot;)<br /> | [[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 8<br /> | ''none''<br /> | ''none''<br /> | [[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 9<br /> | ''none''<br /> | ''none''<br /> | [[Thursdays with Abie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 10<br /> | The [[Fox Broadcasting Company|Fox Network]]: Still Sucking After 20 Years<br /> | [[Maggie]]<br /> | [[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 11<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Million Dollar Maybe]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 12<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Boy Meets Curl]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 13<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[The Color Yellow]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 14<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Postcards from the Wedge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 15<br /> | Dr. Nick's. Home of the one hour sex change<br /> | Dr. Nick<br /> | [[Stealing First Base]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 16<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 17<br /> | [[Duff]] 200 - Nothin' But Booze<br /> | Duffman<br /> | [[American History X-cellent]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 18<br /> | Death and Taxes: Things I Avoid<br /> | [[Mr. Burns]]<br /> | [[Chief of Hearts]]<br /> |}<br /> [[Category:Lists]]<br /> [[Category:Opening sequence gags]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_billboard_gags&diff=132090 2010-04-19T12:10:48Z

<p>Jasonbres: /* Season 21 */</p> <hr /> <div>Beginning in 2009, with the newly animated high definition [[opening credits|opening sequence]], with new animation came some new running gags that would change every week. One of these gags was before we see [[Bart]] writing something on the [[chalkboard gag|chalkboard]], we would see a building in front of [[Springfield Elementary School]] with a [[billboard gag]] on top of it that would change every episode. However, the billboard could also not be seen when the shorter opening sequence is shown.<br /> <br /> ==List==<br /> ===[[Season 20]]===<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|#<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Text<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Character Shown<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 10<br /> | Krusty: Now Doing Funerals<br /> | [[Krusty]]<br /> | [[Take My Life, Please]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 11<br /> | Lost Child. No Reward.<br /> | [[Milhouse]]<br /> | [[How the Test Was Won]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 12<br /> | [[Moe's Tavern]]: Now with Electricity<br /> | [[Moe Szyslak]]<br /> | [[No Loan Again, Naturally]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 13<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Gone Maggie Gone]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 14<br /> | Pay for Septuplets, Get Octuplets Free!<br /> | [[Dr. Nick]]<br /> | [[In the Name of the Grandfather]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 15<br /> | Support Your Local Bullies<br /> | [[Kearney]], [[Dolph]], and [[Jimbo]]<br /> | [[Wedding for Disaster]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 16<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 17<br /> | [[Luigi's]]: Home of the Breadstick<br /> | [[Luigi]]<br /> | [[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 18<br /> | Principal Skinner: I Paint Houses<br /> | [[Seymour Skinner]]<br /> | [[Father Knows Worst]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 19<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 20<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 21<br /> | ''Spider Pig: The Musical: Music by [[U2]] and [[Alf Clausen]]''<br /> | [[Plopper]]<br /> | [[Coming to Homerica]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ===[[Season 21]]===<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|#<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Text<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Character Shown<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 1<br /> | If I Kill You, You Don't Pay — Dr. Nick Riviera<br /> | Dr. Nick<br /> | [[Homer the Whopper]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 2<br /> | [[Kwik-E-Mart]]: Porno Now on Lower Shelf<br /> | [[Apu]]<br /> | [[Bart Gets a &quot;Z&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 3<br /> | [[The Leftorium]]: Next Right<br /> | [[Ned Flanders]]<br /> | [[The Great Wife Hope]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 4<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Treehouse of Horror XX]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 5<br /> | Don't Face This Christmas Sober<br /> | [[Duffman]]<br /> | [[The Devil Wears Nada]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 6<br /> | Dr. Otto's &quot;Wellness&quot; Clinic<br /> | [[Otto Mann]]<br /> | [[Pranks and Greens]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 7<br /> | [[Springfield Retirement Castle]]<br /> | [[Grampa]] (saying &quot;Get me outta here!&quot;)<br /> | [[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 8<br /> | ''none''<br /> | ''none''<br /> | [[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 9<br /> | ''none''<br /> | ''none''<br /> | [[Thursdays with Abie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 10<br /> | The [[Fox Broadcasting Company|Fox Network]]: Still Sucking After 20 Years<br /> | [[Maggie]]<br /> | [[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 11<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Million Dollar Maybe]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 12<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Boy Meets Curl]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 13<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[The Color Yellow]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 14<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[Postcards from the Wedge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 15<br /> | Dr. Nick's. Home of the one hour sex change<br /> | Dr. Nick<br /> | [[Stealing First Base]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 16<br /> | ''None''<br /> | ''None''<br /> | [[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> | 17<br /> | [[Duff]] 200 - Nothin' But Booze<br /> | Duffman<br /> | [[American History X-cellent]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> | 18<br /> | [[Mr. Burns]]<br /> | Death and Taxes: Things I Avoid<br /> | [[Chief of Hearts]]<br /> |}<br /> [[Category:Lists]]<br /> [[Category:Opening sequence gags]]</div>

Jasonbres https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_couch_gags&diff=70661 2010-04-19T12:09:45Z

<p>Jasonbres: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Simpsons_Couch.gif|frame|The Simpsons]]The following is a '''list of [[couch gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 1)|Season 1]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#DEDDE2&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#DEDDE2&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color:#DEDDE2&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#DEDDE2&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#DEDDE2&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |1<br /> |December 17, [[1989]]<br /> |''no gag ([[Christmas]], [[Television pilot|Pilot episode]])''<br /> |&quot;[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]&quot;<br /> |7G08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |2<br /> |January 14, 1990<br /> |The family sits; Bart is squeezed off, up into the air and out of frame, only to crash back down to the floor during the credits shot of the TV. ''(This is the only time the couch gag visually continues into the closing shot of the TV.)''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the Genius]]&quot;<br /> |7G02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |3<br /> |January 21, 1990<br /> |The family sits; the couch falls apart under their weight, leaving them sitting on cushions on the floor.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Odyssey]]&quot;<br /> |[[7G03]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |4<br /> |January 28, 1990<br /> |The family sits; Homer is squeezed off and lands on the floor with a thud.<br /> |&quot;[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]&quot;<br /> |7G04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |5<br /> |February 4, 1990<br /> |''no gag (shortened opening)''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the General]]&quot;<br /> |7G05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |6<br /> |February 11, 1990<br /> |The family sits; Maggie is squeezed off, up into the air and out of frame, but Marge catches her as she falls back down. ''(This couch gag also appears in the [[The Simpsons (arcade game)|arcade game]].)''<br /> |&quot;[[Moaning Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |7G06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |7<br /> |February 18, 1990<br /> |The family sits; nothing else happens. ''(Meant to be first couch gag; see note above.)''<br /> |&quot;[[The Call of the Simpsons]]&quot;<br /> |7G09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |8<br /> |February 25, 1990<br /> |''repeat of 7G02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Telltale Head]]&quot;<br /> |7G07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |9<br /> |March 18, 1990<br /> |''no gag (shortened opening)''<br /> |&quot;[[Life on the Fast Lane]]&quot;<br /> |7G11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |10<br /> |March 25, 1990<br /> |''repeat of 7G03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Night Out]]&quot;<br /> |7G10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |11<br /> |April 15, 1990<br /> |''repeat of 7G04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Crepes of Wrath]]&quot;<br /> |7G13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |12<br /> |April 29, 1990<br /> |''repeat of 7G06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Krusty Gets Busted]]&quot;<br /> |7G12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F2F2F2&quot;<br /> |13<br /> |May 13, 1990<br /> |''repeat of 7G09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Some Enchanted Evening (The Simpsons)|Some Enchanted Evening]]&quot;<br /> |7G01<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 2)|Season 2]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#C5E4E1&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#C5E4E1&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color:#C5E4E1&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#C5E4E1&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#C5E4E1&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |14<br /> |October 11, 1990<br /> |The family sits; the couch falls through the floor with a crash. Homer says &quot;D'oh!&quot; only in this version, all repeats cut it.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Gets an F]]&quot;<br /> |7F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |15<br /> |October 18, 1990<br /> |The family stands in a line, does a little dance (Egyptian-like moves) and lands on the couch, arms outstretched in a &quot;ta-da!&quot; pose.<br /> |&quot;[[Simpson and Delilah]]&quot;<br /> |7F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |16<br /> |October 25, 1990<br /> |''no gag ([[Treehouse of Horror|Halloween]] episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror]]&quot;<br /> |7F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |17<br /> |November 1, 1990<br /> |The family sits; the couch pops open into a fold-out bed.<br /> |&quot;[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]&quot;<br /> |7F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |18<br /> |November 8, 1990<br /> |The family-minus Maggie sits;then Maggie pokes her head out of Marge's hair.<br /> |&quot;[[Dancin' Homer]]&quot;<br /> |7F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |19<br /> |November 15, 1990<br /> |Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II sit on the couch among the family members.<br /> |&quot;[[Dead Putting Society]]&quot;<br /> |7F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |20<br /> |November 22, 1990<br /> |The family can not sit; the couch is already occupied by [[Abe Simpson]], who is woken up startled.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]&quot;<br /> |7F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |21<br /> |December 6, 1990<br /> |The family sits; Homer's weight tips the couch over sideways, launching the family off-screen, but Maggie lands safely on a cushion on the floor.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the Daredevil]]&quot;<br /> |7F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |22<br /> |December 20, 1990<br /> |The family runs in to find the couch missing; they look around, puzzled.<br /> |&quot;[[Itchy &amp; Scratchy &amp; Marge]]&quot;<br /> |7F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |23<br /> |January 10, 1991<br /> |The family sits; Homer squeezes the others onto the floor one-by-one and takes the couch for himself.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]&quot;<br /> |7F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |24<br /> |January 24, 1991<br /> |The family sits; the couch tips over backwards, and Maggie pops up from behind.<br /> |&quot;[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]&quot;<br /> |7F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |25<br /> |January 31, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Way We Was]]&quot;<br /> |7F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |26<br /> |February 7, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]&quot;<br /> |7F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |27<br /> |February 14, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Principal Charming]]&quot;<br /> |7F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |28<br /> |February 21, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]&quot;<br /> |7F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |29<br /> |March 7, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]]&quot;<br /> |7F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |30<br /> |March 28, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Old Money (The Simpsons)|Old Money]]&quot;<br /> |7F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |31<br /> |April 11, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Brush with Greatness]]&quot;<br /> |7F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |32<br /> |April 25, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's Substitute]]&quot;<br /> |7F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |33<br /> |May 2, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F10's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The War of the Simpsons]]&quot;<br /> |7F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |34<br /> |May 9, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]&quot;<br /> |7F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |35<br /> |July 11, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Blood Feud (The Simpsons)|Blood Feud]]&quot;<br /> |7F22<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 3)|Season 3]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#E2C7DD&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#E2C7DD&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color:#E2C7DD&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#E2C7DD&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#E2C7DD&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |36<br /> |September 19, 1991<br /> |The family sits; the couch tips over backwards, but this time crashes through the back wall.<br /> |&quot;[[Stark Raving Dad]]&quot;<br /> |7F24<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |37<br /> |September 26, 1991<br /> |The family sits; Homer pulls Santa's Little Helper out from beneath him.<br /> |&quot;[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]&quot;<br /> |8F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |38<br /> |October 3, 1991<br /> |''repeat of 7F02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[When Flanders Failed]]&quot;<br /> |7F23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |39<br /> |October 10, 1991<br /> |The family forms a human pyramid, cheerleader-style, on the couch with Maggie on top.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the Murderer]]&quot;<br /> |8F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |40<br /> |October 17, 1991<br /> |A space alien on the couch hears the family coming, pulls a hanging cord, and disappears through a trapdoor in the floor. The family enters and sits.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Defined]]&quot;<br /> |8F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |41<br /> |October 24, 1991<br /> |The family, minus Bart, sits; Bart leaps in from the side and lands outstretched across the others' laps.<br /> |&quot;[[Like Father, Like Clown]]&quot;<br /> |8F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |42<br /> |October 31, 1991<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror II]]&quot;<br /> |8F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |43<br /> |November 7, 1991<br /> |Homer arrives first and lies across the couch; the others arrive seconds later and sit on top of him.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's Pony]]&quot;<br /> |8F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |44<br /> |November 14, 1991<br /> |The couch lacks cushions; the family sits, but sinks into the hollow couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Saturdays of Thunder]]&quot;<br /> |8F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |45<br /> |November 21, 1991<br /> |Two burglars are in the process of carrying the couch out of the room; the family runs in and sits, but the burglars dump them onto the floor and carry the couch away.<br /> |&quot;[[Flaming Moe's]]&quot;<br /> |8F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |46<br /> |December 5, 1991<br /> |The family cannot sit, as the couch is already occupied by Santa's Little Helper, who growls menacingly; the family backs away cautiously.<br /> |&quot;[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]&quot;<br /> |8F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |47<br /> |December 26, 1991<br /> |The family cartwheels into the room and onto the couch; Maggie falls while cartwheeling and hops the rest of the way.<br /> |&quot;[[I Married Marge]]&quot;<br /> |8F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |48<br /> |January 9, 1992<br /> |The family sits; with confused looks on their faces, they bounce around on the couch, passing over and under each other, ending in entirely different positions from where they first sat.<br /> |&quot;[[Radio Bart]]&quot;<br /> |8F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |49<br /> |January 23, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Greek]]&quot;<br /> |8F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |50<br /> |February 6, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Alone]]&quot;<br /> |8F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |51<br /> |February 13, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the Lover]]&quot;<br /> |8F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |52<br /> |February 20, 1992<br /> |The family runs in; they all bang their heads together and fall over, unconscious on the floor, except Maggie who sits alone.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer at the Bat]]&quot;<br /> |8F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |53<br /> |February 27, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Separate Vocations]]&quot;<br /> |8F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |54<br /> |March 12, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Dog of Death]]&quot;<br /> |8F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |55<br /> |March 26, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Colonel Homer]]&quot;<br /> |8F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |56<br /> |April 9, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Black Widower]]&quot;<br /> |8F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |57<br /> |April 23, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Otto Show]]&quot;<br /> |8F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |58<br /> |May 7, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 7F24's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]&quot;<br /> |8F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |59<br /> |August 27, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 8F10's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]&quot;<br /> |8F23<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 4)|Season 4]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |60<br /> |September 24, 1992<br /> |The family go to sit on the couch, but find it occupied by [[Fred Flintstone|Fred]], [[Wilma Flintstone|Wilma]], and [[Pebbles Flintstone]]. Fred waves to Homer.<br /> |&quot;[[Kamp Krusty (Episode)|Kamp Krusty]]&quot;<br /> |8F24<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |61<br /> |October 1, 1992<br /> |The family sits; the couch morphs into a monster, swallowing the family.<br /> |&quot;[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]&quot;<br /> |8F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |62<br /> |October 8, 1992<br /> |The family sits; the couch rotates into a secret compartment in the wall, leaving an identical empty couch in its place.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer the Heretic]]&quot;<br /> |9F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |63<br /> |October 15, 1992<br /> |Maggie is already seated; the rest of the family runs past the couch and out of frame, into empty white space beyond the edge of the film, before frantically running back into frame.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]&quot;<br /> |9F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |64<br /> |October 29, 1992<br /> |The family's skeletons sit. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror III]]&quot;<br /> |9F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |65<br /> |November 3, 1992<br /> |The family sits; the couch deflates like a balloon.<br /> |&quot;[[Itchy &amp; Scratchy: The Movie]]&quot;<br /> |9F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |66<br /> |November 05, 1992<br /> |The family sits with mismatched heads; they swap heads back and forth until they are back to normal.<br /> |&quot;[[Marge Gets a Job]]&quot;<br /> |9F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |67<br /> |November 12, 1992<br /> |''repeat of 7F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[New Kid on the Block]]&quot;<br /> |9F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |68<br /> |November 19, 1992<br /> |A wooden chair is in place of the couch; Homer and Marge sit on it, with the kids in their laps<br /> |&quot;[[Mr. Plow]]&quot;<br /> |9F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |69<br /> |December 3, 1992<br /> |As the standard theme music stops, the family forms a chorus line, joined by a line of [[Rockettes]]-like women, all high-kicking to a [[Las Vegas Strip|Vegas]]-like rendition of the main theme melody. The living room walls are lifted to make way for a large production number, featuring hand-standing [[elephant]]s, magicians, Santa's Little Helper leaping through a ring of fire, and more all set to [[circus]] style music. The standard theme music then returns, concluding normally. ''(This is the first extra-long couch gag, as well as the first to cut into the standard theme with alternate music. This couch gag is also used for edited versions of other episodes from all seasons.)''<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's First Word]]&quot;<br /> |9F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |70<br /> |December 17, 1992<br /> |The family, all tiny-sized, sits on the couch. Maggie needs to be pulled up onto the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]&quot;<br /> |9F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |71<br /> |January 14, 1993<br /> |The family sits; within seconds, the room fills with other regulars from the cast, totally blocking the family and obscuring their view.<br /> |&quot;[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]&quot;<br /> |9F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |72<br /> |January 21, 1993<br /> |The family is snared in a [[fishing net|net trap]].<br /> |&quot;[[Selma's Choice]]&quot;<br /> |9F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |73<br /> |February 04, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Brother From the Same Planet]]&quot;<br /> |9F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |74<br /> |February 11, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[I Love Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |9F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |75<br /> |February 18, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Duffless]]&quot;<br /> |9F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |76<br /> |March 11, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 8F18's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Last Exit to Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |9F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |77<br /> |April 1, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]&quot;<br /> |9F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |78<br /> |April 15, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Front (The Simpsons)|The Front]]&quot;<br /> |9F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |79<br /> |April 29, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Whacking Day]]&quot;<br /> |9F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |80<br /> |May 6, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Marge in Chains]]&quot;<br /> |9F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |81<br /> |May 13, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]&quot;<br /> |9F19<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 5)|Season 5]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |82<br /> |September 30, 1993<br /> |A trio of couch gags: The family runs in, crashes into each other, and shatters into pieces; Santa's Little Helper wanders in and examines the pieces. A voice says &quot;Couch gag, take two.&quot; The family sits on the couch, coalescing into a five-headed, ten-eyed, multicolored blob. A voice says &quot;Couch gag, take three.&quot; The family runs in, crashes into each other, and explodes; Maggie's [[pacifier]] drops out of the air onto the scorched floor (in the syndicated version, the &quot;take one&quot; couch gag where the family smashes like glass as they run to the couch is used)<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]&quot;<br /> |9F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |83<br /> |October 7, 1993<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Cape Feare]]&quot;<br /> |9F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |84<br /> |October 14, 1993<br /> |The family sits; the couch and family are crushed by the cutout foot from the opening of ''[[Monty Python|Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Goes to College]]&quot;<br /> |1F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |85<br /> |October 21, 1993<br /> |The family cannot sit as the couch is already occupied by an identical family. ''(This scene is frequently recycled in other episodes on syndication.)''<br /> |&quot;[[Rosebud (The Simpsons)|Rosebud]]&quot;<br /> |1F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |86<br /> |October 28, 1993<br /> |A [[zombie]] family bursts up through the floor and sits on the couch. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]&quot;<br /> |1F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |87<br /> |November 4, 1993<br /> |The family runs in and crashes through the wall, as it turns out the couch and other living room furniture is just a flat backdrop.<br /> |&quot;[[Marge on the Lam]]&quot;<br /> |1F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |88<br /> |November 11, 1993<br /> |The couch is already occupied by a morbidly obese man, who slides over, giving the family little room to sit<br /> |&quot;[[Bart's Inner Child]]&quot;<br /> |1F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |89<br /> |November 18, 1993<br /> |The lights are out as five pairs of eyes enter; the lights turn on revealing only eyes, as the eyeless family rushes in and sits down, reconnecting with their eyes.<br /> |&quot;[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]&quot;<br /> |1F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |90<br /> |December 9, 1993<br /> |The family sits, then realizes the couch is on the set of the ''[[Late Show with David Letterman]]''; next to the couch, Dave spins in his chair to face forward at his desk.<br /> |&quot;[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]&quot;<br /> |1F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |91<br /> |December 16, 1993<br /> |''repeat of the first of 9F21's three gags''<br /> |&quot;[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]&quot;<br /> |1F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |92<br /> |January 06, 1994<br /> |''repeat of the third of 9F21's three gags''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer the Vigilante]]&quot;<br /> |1F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |93<br /> |February 03, 1994<br /> |''repeat of the second of 9F21's three gags''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Gets Famous]]&quot;<br /> |1F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |94<br /> |February 10, 1994<br /> |Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa poke their heads out from behind the couch; Maggie pokes out from behind the center cushion<br /> |&quot;[[Homer and Apu]]&quot;<br /> |1F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |95<br /> |February 17, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]&quot;<br /> |1F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |96<br /> |February 24, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Deep Space Homer]]&quot;<br /> |1F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |97<br /> |March 17, 1994<br /> |There are two identical couches side-by-side; the family members split down the middle vertically, each half-family sitting on a couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Loves Flanders]]&quot;<br /> |1F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |98<br /> |March 31, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]&quot;<br /> |1F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |99<br /> |April 14, 1994<br /> |The family bounces into the room in ball form. Everyone lands safely on the couch except Bart, who bounces away; Homer pulls him onto the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Burns' Heir]]&quot;<br /> |1F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |100<br /> |April 28, 1994<br /> |The family sits as the [[Fox Broadcasting Company|FOX]] logo bug appears in the lower-right corner of the screen; Homer tears it off and the family stomps on it then sit back down.<br /> |&quot;[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]&quot;<br /> |1F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |101<br /> |May 5, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]&quot;<br /> |1F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |102<br /> |May 12, 1994<br /> |''repeat of the first of 9F21's three gags''<br /> |&quot;[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]&quot;<br /> |1F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |103<br /> |May 19, 1994<br /> |''repeat of the third of 9F21's three gags''<br /> |&quot;[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]&quot;<br /> |1F20<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 6)|Season 6]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |104<br /> |September 04, 1994<br /> |The Simpsons are sitting in midair as if they're on the couch. The real couch then comes in and assembles itself on top of the family.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart of Darkness]]&quot;<br /> |1F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |105<br /> |September 11, 1994<br /> |The floor is water, the family swims into the room (Bart wearing a [[Diving mask|scuba mask]]) and climbs up onto the couch (Homer pokes his right ear to dry it).<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's Rival]]&quot;<br /> |1F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |106<br /> |September 25, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]&quot;<br /> |2F33<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |107<br /> |October 2, 1994<br /> |The family is beamed aboard the couch a la ''[[Star Trek]]''.<br /> |&quot;[[Itchy &amp; Scratchy Land]]&quot;<br /> |2F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |108<br /> |October 9, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F06's gag (first airing)/no gag (repeats)''<br /> |&quot;[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]&quot;<br /> |2F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |109<br /> |October 30, 1994<br /> |The family sits with mismatched limbs and heads; they swap body parts, but don't fully correct the mismatches. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror V]]&quot;<br /> |2F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |110<br /> |November 06, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 1F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart's Girlfriend]]&quot;<br /> |2F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |111<br /> |November 13, 1994<br /> |The family sits, then gets shot up into the ceiling, with only their legs and feet showing.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa on Ice]]&quot;<br /> |2F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |112<br /> |November 27, 1994<br /> |In a loose parody of the film, ''[[Time Bandits]]'', the family runs in and chase after the couch as the back of the room recedes endlessly away from them.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Badman]]&quot;<br /> |2F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |113<br /> |December 4, 1994<br /> |The family runs in together from the side, with big grins, passing through a repeat pan of the couch and TV ''(in a parody of how 1950s and 1960s cartoons utilized repeating backgrounds in order to save money.)''<br /> |&quot;[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]&quot;<br /> |2F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |114<br /> |December 18, 1994<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Fear of Flying (The Simpsons)|Fear of Flying]]&quot;<br /> |2F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |115<br /> |January 8, 1995<br /> |The living room is at the center of an [[Relativity (M. C. Escher)|M.C. Escher's Relativity]] style environment with multiple staircases and conflicting perspectives; the family enters from various directions (and dimensions) and sits.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer the Great]]&quot;<br /> |2F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |116<br /> |January 22, 1995<br /> |In the style of a ''[[James Bond]]'' film opening, the living room is [[James Bond gun barrel sequence|viewed through a gun barrel]]. Homer enters from the side, turns to the camera, and fires a gun. The screen &quot;bleeds&quot; red and falls. Music typically heard in a James Bond film plays throughout.<br /> |&quot;[[And Maggie Makes Three]]&quot;<br /> |2F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |117<br /> |February 5, 1995<br /> |The scene is black and white, and the couch, TV, and other living room furniture have an [[1930s]] appearance; the family runs in, wearing [[Mickey Mouse]] style white gloves and big smiles, dancing.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart's Comet]]&quot;<br /> |2F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |118<br /> |February 12, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 1F22's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homie the Clown]]&quot;<br /> |2F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |119<br /> |February 19, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 1F17's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart vs. Australia]]&quot;<br /> |2F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |120<br /> |February 26, 1995<br /> |The family is beamed aboard the couch with the same [[Star Trek]] sound as 2F01's gag, but a visual effect closer to [[Quantum Leap (TV series)|Quantum Leap]]'s.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer vs. Patty &amp; Selma]]&quot;<br /> |2F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |121<br /> |March 05, 1995<br /> |The family sits; their sizes are reversed, with Maggie the largest and Homer the tiniest.<br /> |&quot;[[A Star Is Burns]]&quot;<br /> |2F31<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |122<br /> |March 19, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's Wedding]]&quot;<br /> |2F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |123<br /> |April 9, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]&quot;<br /> |2F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |124<br /> |April 16, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The PTA Disbands]]&quot;<br /> |2F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |125<br /> |April 30, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F31's gag''<br /> |&quot;[['Round Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |2F32<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |126<br /> |May 7, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F10's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Springfield Connection]]&quot;<br /> |2F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |127<br /> |May 14, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lemon of Troy]]&quot;<br /> |2F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |128<br /> |May 21, 1995<br /> |''repeat of 2F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]&quot;<br /> |2F16<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 7)|Season 7]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |129<br /> |September 17, 1995<br /> |The couch slides away as a [[police lineup]] height chart unfurls from above; the family lines up in front of it. ''(This episode reveals the answer to the mystery of who shot Mr. Burns).''<br /> |&quot;[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]&quot;<br /> |2F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |130<br /> |September 24, 1995<br /> |Like a [[fax machine]], the couch ejects a sheet of paper with a picture of the family, which then floats up into the air, before sliding beneath the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode)|Radioactive Man]]&quot;<br /> |2F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |131<br /> |October 01, 1995<br /> |The screen is split into a 3-by-3 grid of squares, as in the opening to [[The Brady Bunch]], with the living room in the center square, and the five family members, plus Grampa, Santa's Little Helper, and Snowball II each occupying an outer square; they all run out of their individual squares and sit on the couch in the center square, except Grampa who remains asleep in his square.<br /> |&quot;[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]&quot;<br /> |3F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |132<br /> |October 08, 1995<br /> |The family drive around the room in [[go-kart]]s, wearing [[fez (clothing)|fezzes]]; they line up in front of the couch and honk their horns simultaneously.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Sells His Soul]]&quot;<br /> |3F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |133<br /> |October 15, 1995<br /> |The family sits, colorless; mechanical arms from above then spray-paint their colors onto them.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]&quot;<br /> |3F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |134<br /> |October 29, 1995<br /> |The family drops down from above, their necks in [[noose]]s. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]&quot;<br /> |3F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |135<br /> |November 05, 1995<br /> |Malfunctioning, buzzing wind-up doll versions of the family wander around the room, most of them failing to reach the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[King-Size Homer]]&quot;<br /> |3F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |136<br /> |November 19, 1995<br /> |A [[bowling pin]] clearing bar scares Snowball II off the couch, then a pinsetter places the family on the couch like bowling pins.<br /> |&quot;[[Mother Simpson]]&quot;<br /> |3F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |137<br /> |November 26, 1995<br /> |The whole room is filled with water, the couch is made of clam shells, and a [[Treasure chest (historical)|treasure chest]] is in place of the TV; [[sea monkey]] versions of the family members swim in and sit on the clam couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]&quot;<br /> |3F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |138<br /> |December 03, 1995<br /> |A montage of couch gags from 8F18, 9F02, 9F10, 9F09, 8F09, 1F02, 2F31, 2F09, 2F06, 1F17, 2F11, and 9F08.<br /> |&quot;[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]&quot;<br /> |3F31<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |139<br /> |December 17, 1995<br /> |The family sits; Homer notices a drain plug in the floor and removes it, and the family, couch, and everything else in the room is sucked down the drain like a toilet flush.<br /> |&quot;[[Marge Be Not Proud]]&quot;<br /> |3F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |140<br /> |January 07, 1996<br /> |The family sits; the camera then zooms in through a mouse hole, where a small mouse version of the family sits on a couch as well.<br /> |&quot;[[Team Homer]]&quot;<br /> |3F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |141<br /> |January 14, 1996<br /> |Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie's heads are mounted on the back wall like trophies, while Homer is sprawled across the carpet like a bear skin rug; a hunter sits on the couch, puts down his gun, and lights up a pipe.<br /> |&quot;[[Two Bad Neighbors]]&quot;<br /> |3F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |142<br /> |February 04, 1996<br /> |The family sits as the room is illuminated by a fluorescent [[black light]] and a guitar riff plays, until Homer turns the light on.<br /> |&quot;[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |3F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |143<br /> |February 11, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 2F17's gag (but this time, the paper doesn't slide back under the couch)''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the Fink]]&quot;<br /> |3F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |144<br /> |February 18, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]&quot;<br /> |3F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |145<br /> |February 25, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer the Smithers]]&quot;<br /> |3F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |146<br /> |March 17, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Day the Violence Died]]&quot;<br /> |3F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |147<br /> |March 24, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[A Fish Called Selma]]&quot;<br /> |3F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |148<br /> |March 31, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F06's gag (all airings)/ repeat of 9f08 for edited version''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart on the Road]]&quot;<br /> |3F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |149<br /> |April 14, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |3F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |150<br /> |April 28, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in &quot;The Curse of the Flying Hellfish&quot;]]&quot;<br /> |3F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |151<br /> |May 05, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Much Apu About Nothing]]&quot;<br /> |3F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |152<br /> |May 19, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 3F11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homerpalooza]]&quot;<br /> |3F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |153<br /> |May 19, 1996<br /> |''repeat of 2F17's gag ''<br /> |&quot;[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]&quot;<br /> |3F22<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 8)|Season 8]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |154<br /> |October 27, 1996<br /> |The [[Grim Reaper]] sits on the couch; the family runs in one at a time, immediately falling over dead in a pile; the Grim Reaper puts his feet up on the pile and relaxes. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]&quot;<br /> |4F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |155<br /> |November 03, 1996<br /> |The family descends from above with [[parachute]]s on, except Homer, who falls flat on his face from a malfunctioning parachute pack.<br /> |&quot;[[You Only Move Twice]]&quot;<br /> |3F23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |156<br /> |November 10, 1996<br /> |The couch sits in the middle of a [[desert]]; the family, in western [[cowboy]] garb, sits on the couch, which gallops off into the sunset.<br /> |&quot;[[The Homer They Fall]]&quot;<br /> |4F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |157<br /> |November 17, 1996<br /> |Clear blue bubble versions of the family members float into the room, land on the couch, and pop.<br /> |&quot;[[Burns, Baby Burns]]&quot;<br /> |4F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |158<br /> |November 24, 1996<br /> |The whole scene is a parody of the cover of [[The Beatles]]' album ''[[Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band]]'', featuring a large crowd of regulars, and the family standing in front of the couch, front and center; Homer, spoofing the back cover of the album, turns to look at the crowded scene behind him.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart After Dark]]&quot;<br /> |4F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |159<br /> |December 01, 1996<br /> |The family sits, but Bart is green; Homer messes with the dials on the TV, turning Bart red; finally, Homer smacks Bart upside the head, correcting Bart's color.<br /> |&quot;[[A Milhouse Divided]]&quot;<br /> |4F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |160<br /> |December 15, 1996<br /> |The whole room is upside-down, with the couch and everything else on what appears to be the ceiling. The family, also upside-down, runs in on the ceiling and sits, before falling down onto the floor &quot;above&quot; them.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's Date with Density]]&quot;<br /> |4F01<br /> |-<br /> |161<br /> |December 29, 1996<br /> |Homer puts a quarter in a slot marked &quot;Vend-A-Couch&quot;. Nothing happens. Homer bangs on the wall a few times and a couch comes down, crushing him.<br /> |&quot;[[Hurricane Neddy]]&quot;<br /> |4F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |162<br /> |January 5, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 3F23's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]]&quot;<br /> |3F24<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |163<br /> |January 12, 1997<br /> |The family flies into the room via [[jet pack]]s; Maggie spirals in last, landing in Marge's lap.<br /> |&quot;[[The Springfield Files]]&quot;<br /> |3G01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |164<br /> |January 19, 1997<br /> |The family members intermittently pop up out of five holes in the floor, a la Whack-a-Mole, with a large mallet attempt to whack them; Homer gets whacked and says [[D'oh!]]. The circus music from [[Homie the Clown]] plays throughout.<br /> |&quot;[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]&quot;<br /> |4F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |165<br /> |February 2, 1997<br /> |The family finds Grampa asleep on the couch, which has a folding bed. They fold the bed up, ignoring Grampa's cry of &quot;What?!&quot; and sit down as normal.<br /> |&quot;[[Mountain of Madness]]&quot;<br /> |4F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |166<br /> |February 07, 1997<br /> |The living room is empty. Cut to an outside shot of the family waiting impatiently as Homer struggles with a locked door. he bangs on the door as Fred Flintstone would on his.<br /> |&quot;[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]&quot;<br /> |3G03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |167<br /> |February 9, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F06's gag, however, in syndication, this is replaced with the &quot;Simpsons Meet The Flintstones&quot; couch gag from 8F24 ''<br /> |&quot;[[The Itchy &amp; Scratchy &amp; Poochie Show]]&quot;<br /> |4F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |168<br /> |February 16, 1997<br /> |The living room appears in an &quot;America Onlink&quot; window, on which a cursor clicks &quot;Load Family,&quot; the message &quot;Please wait... loading 1 of 5&quot; is displayed, and a progress bar fills very slowly as the same few seconds of the theme music play in a loop; eventually, the pointer repeatedly clicks the &quot;Exit&quot; button in frustration.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Phobia]]&quot;<br /> |4F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |169<br /> |February 23, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Brother from Another Series]]&quot;<br /> |4F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |170<br /> |March 2, 1997<br /> |The couch is on the deck of a ship at sea in rough waters, sliding back and forth with the tilt of the ship. The family, dressed in raingear, sits on the couch, before an enormous wave washes them away.<br /> |&quot;[[My Sister, My Sitter]]&quot;<br /> |4F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |171<br /> |March 16, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]&quot;<br /> |4F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |172<br /> |April 06, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Grade School Confidential]]&quot;<br /> |4F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |173<br /> |April 13, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F10's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Canine Mutiny]]&quot;<br /> |4F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |174<br /> |April 20, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F08's gag'' (Except this time, the sounds of the mallet hitting the family members is more aggressive and the circus music from &quot;Homer the Clown&quot; is sped up)<br /> |&quot;[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |4F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |175<br /> |April 27, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[In Marge We Trust]]&quot;<br /> |4F18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |176<br /> |May 4, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Enemy]]&quot;<br /> |4F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |177<br /> |May 11, 1997<br /> |''no gag (special opening)''<br /> |&quot;[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]&quot;<br /> |4F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |178<br /> |May 18, 1997<br /> |''repeat of 4F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]&quot;<br /> |4F21<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 9)|Season 9]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |179<br /> |September 21, 1997<br /> |The family comes in, dressed as the [[Harlem Globetrotters]], showing off different basketball tricks to the tune of ''[[Sweet Georgia Brown]]''<br /> |&quot;[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]&quot;<br /> |4F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |180<br /> |September 28, 1997<br /> |The family sits, dresses up in spacesuits; the couch blasts off like a rocket.<br /> |&quot;[[The Principal and the Pauper]]&quot;<br /> |4F23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |181<br /> |October 19, 1997<br /> |Homer runs in and his top half pops off, revealing Marge concealed inside; Marge's top half pops off, revealing Bart inside, and so forth (just like a [[Matryoshka doll|Russian nesting doll]]).<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa's Sax]]&quot;<br /> |3G02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |182<br /> |October 26, 1997<br /> |The couch becomes a five-seated electric chair that shocks the family ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]&quot;<br /> |5F02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |183<br /> |November 2, 1997<br /> |The couch is full of water as the family runs in with their butts on fire; they hop onto the couch as steam emerges from them in relief.<br /> |&quot;[[The Cartridge Family]]&quot;<br /> |5F01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |184<br /> |November 9, 1997<br /> |The family sits; an auto-crusher compresses them all into a rectangular block.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Star]]&quot;<br /> |5F03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |185<br /> |November 16, 1997<br /> |Bart runs in and spray-paints the family onto the couch, tagging it with an &quot;El Barto&quot; signature, then runs off.<br /> |&quot;[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]&quot;<br /> |5F04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |186<br /> |November 23, 1997<br /> |The living room is set up like a sauna. Three old men sit, pouring water on the coals. The family (wearing only towels) comes in, then leave sheepishly.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Skeptic]]&quot;<br /> |5F05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |187<br /> |December 7, 1997<br /> |The family sits; [[Matt Groening]]'s&lt;ref&gt;Season 10 DVD audio commentary &quot;[[Viva Ned Flanders]]&quot;&lt;/ref&gt;[[live action]] hand spins the picture around, smearing the family like spin art.<br /> |&quot;[[Realty Bites]]&quot;<br /> |5F06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |188<br /> |December 21, 1997<br /> |The family sits; the living room is revealed to be inside a snow globe, which is shaken, making snow fall in the living room. ''([[Christmas]] episode for this first usage)''<br /> |&quot;[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]&quot;<br /> |5F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |189<br /> |January 04, 1998<br /> |The floor is a treadmill; the family runs in place on the treadmill before leaping to the couch, except Homer, who falls, gets dragged around on the treadmill, and shouts &quot;Marge, stop this crazy thing!&quot; a la [[George Jetson]] in the original closing credits of [[The Jetsons|''The Jetsons'']].<br /> |&quot;[[All Singing, All Dancing]]&quot;<br /> |5F24<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |190<br /> |January 11, 1998<br /> |The family goes to sit down, only to have their seat pulled from under them by Nelson Muntz (Nelson then says &quot;ha-ha!&quot;)<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Carny]]&quot;<br /> |5F08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |191<br /> |February 8, 1998<br /> |The family runs in, tiny-sized, (as in 9F09's gag); this time, each family member lifts the next up onto the couch one-by-one, then a full-sized Santa's Little Helper takes Homer away in his mouth as Homer screams.<br /> |&quot;[[The Joy of Sect]]&quot;<br /> |5F23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |192<br /> |February 15, 1998<br /> |The floor is water and the couch is a lilypad; a [[frog]] family (Maggie as a [[tadpole]]) hops onto the lilypad and frog-Homer turns on the TV with his long tongue.<br /> |&quot;[[Das Bus]]&quot;<br /> |5F11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |193<br /> |February 22, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]&quot;<br /> |5F10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |194<br /> |March 1, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]&quot;<br /> |5F12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |195<br /> |March 8, 1998<br /> |A vine grows in the middle of the room; each family member's face sprouts from the vine as a fruit or vegetable.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Simpson]]&quot;<br /> |4F24<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |196<br /> |March 22, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F04's gag (but this time, Bart peeks from around the TV first to make sure the coast is clear)''<br /> |&quot;[[This Little Wiggy]]&quot;<br /> |5F13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |197<br /> |March 29, 1998<br /> |A take-off on the opening sequence to [[Rocky &amp; Bullwinkle]], ending with the family popping up from out of the ground in a flower patch; Bart coughs up a clod of dirt. The [[Rocky &amp; Bullwinkle]] theme plays throughout.<br /> |&quot;[[Simpson Tide]]&quot;<br /> |3G04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |198<br /> |April 5, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Trouble with Trillions]]&quot;<br /> |5F14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |199<br /> |April 19, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Girly Edition]]&quot;<br /> |5F15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |200<br /> |April 26, 1998<br /> |The family runs in, only to end up in Mrs. Krabappel's classroom where Bart is writing &quot;I Will Not Mess With The Opening Credits&quot; on the blackboard.<br /> |&quot;[[Trash of the Titans]]&quot;<br /> |5F09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |201<br /> |May 03, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[King of the Hill (The Simpsons)|King of the Hill]]&quot;<br /> |5F16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |202<br /> |May 10, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lost Our Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |5F17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |203<br /> |May 17, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Natural Born Kissers]]&quot;<br /> |5F18<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 10)|Season 10]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |204<br /> |August 23, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Lard of the Dance]]&quot;<br /> |5F20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |205<br /> |September 20, 1998<br /> |Similar to the couch gag in &quot;[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]&quot; (9F10), the living room is filled with secondary and tertiary characters from the show. Unlike 9F10, the living room is now a movie theater and the Simpsons are shuffling their way through to find a seat. After they sit down, Homer has some of the Comic Book Guy's popcorn.<br /> |&quot;[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]&quot;<br /> |5F21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |206<br /> |September 27, 1998<br /> |Two firefighters hold the couch and catch most of the family as they fall from above, but they miss Homer, who crashes through the floor.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart the Mother]]&quot;<br /> |5F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |207<br /> |October 25, 1998<br /> |The family never makes it to the couch; Bart gets run over by Homer. Lisa gets catapulted into the garage roof, and Homer gets run down by Marge as she drives into the garage. Meanwhile, in the living room [[Freddy Krueger]] (of the [[A Nightmare on Elm Street (series)|''A Nightmare on Elm Street'']] movies) and [[Jason Voorhees]] (of the [[Friday the 13th (film series)|''Friday the 13th'']] movies) sit on the couch, wondering where the family is. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]&quot;<br /> |AABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |208<br /> |November 08, 1998<br /> |Marge enters with a laundry basket and hangs the other family members on a clothesline above the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[When You Dish Upon a Star]]&quot;<br /> |5F19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |209<br /> |November 15, 1998<br /> |The family sits; a safety bar lowers over their laps and the couch zooms around the room like a roller coaster.<br /> |&quot;[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]&quot;<br /> |AABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |210<br /> |November 22, 1998<br /> |The family sits; hair dryers descend onto their heads, then lift up, revealing the family members all have swapped hairdos. Homer has Maggie's, Marge has Bart's, Bart has Lisa's, Lisa has Homer's, and Maggie has Marge's (the weight of it causing her to fall off the couch).<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa Gets an &quot;A&quot;]]&quot;<br /> |AABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |211<br /> |December 06, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Simpson in: &quot;Kidney Trouble&quot;]]&quot;<br /> |AABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |212<br /> |December 20, 1998<br /> |''repeat of 5F03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Mayored to the Mob]]&quot;<br /> |AABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |213<br /> |January 10, 1999<br /> |''repeat of 5F06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Viva Ned Flanders]]&quot;<br /> |AABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |214<br /> |January 17, 1999<br /> |The family, in cowboy hats, straddles the back of the couch, a large trapdoor opens beneath the couch and they drop; a top-down perspective shows the family riding the falling couch as it drops from high above a city below, in a parody of [[Slim Pickens]]' character riding the bomb in ''[[Dr. Strangelove]]''.<br /> |&quot;[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]&quot;<br /> |AABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |215<br /> |January 31, 1999<br /> |The couch is floating on water as the family sits; the couch hits an iceberg and sinks, taking the family under with it, but Maggie resurfaces shortly on a floating cushion (a la The ''[[Titanic (1997 film)|Titanic]]'').<br /> |&quot;[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]&quot;<br /> |AABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |216<br /> |February 7, 1999<br /> |''repeat of 5F19's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer to the Max]]&quot;<br /> |AABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |217<br /> |February 14, 1999<br /> |''repeat of AABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[I'm With Cupid]]&quot;<br /> |AABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |218<br /> |February 21, 1999<br /> |''repeat of AABF02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Marge Simpson in: &quot;Screaming Yellow Honkers&quot;]]&quot;<br /> |AABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |219<br /> |February 28, 1999<br /> |''repeat of 5F22's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Make Room for Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |AABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |220<br /> |March 28, 1999<br /> |Adult Bart and Lisa, and young Marge and Homer (with a Maggie doll) sit on the couch; young Homer snatches the remote, but mother Lisa slaps his hand and he drops it.<br /> |&quot;[[Maximum Homerdrive]]&quot;<br /> |AABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |221<br /> |April 4, 1999<br /> |The family slips on banana peels on the floor, flipping upside-down in the air, but all land safely on the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]&quot;<br /> |AABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |222<br /> |April 11, 1999<br /> |''repeat of AABF07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Mom and Pop Art]]&quot;<br /> |AABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |223<br /> |April 25, 1999<br /> |''repeat of 5F21's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Old Man and The &quot;C&quot; Student]]&quot;<br /> |AABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |224<br /> |May 2, 1999<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]&quot;<br /> |AABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |225<br /> |May 9, 1999<br /> |''repeat of AABF08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]&quot;<br /> |AABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |226<br /> |May 16, 1999<br /> |The family sits, get sucked inside the couch, and come out looking like shredded paper.<br /> |&quot;[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]&quot;<br /> |AABF20<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 11)|Season 11]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |227<br /> |September 26, 1999<br /> |The Simpsons family (as they were drawn on [[The Tracy Ullman Show]]) is already on the couch. The Simpsons (as they're currently drawn) come in and both families run screaming out the living room.<br /> |&quot;[[Beyond Blunderdome]]&quot;<br /> |AABF23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |228<br /> |October 03, 1999<br /> |The family comes in, [[paint by number|colorless and marked with numbers]]. A group of Asian painters come in to color the family<br /> |&quot;[[Brother's Little Helper]]&quot;<br /> |AABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |229<br /> |October 24, 1999<br /> |The family comes in. Marge notices [[Matt Groening]]'s signature at the bottom of the screen and wipes it off. A caricature of Matt Groening (wearing an orange and yellow Hawaiian shirt) comes in and resigns the scene (i.e. the floor) to Marge's horror.<br /> |&quot;[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]&quot;<br /> |AABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |230<br /> |October 31, 1999<br /> |The family members (mostly) appear as they have in previous Halloween episodes: Homer is a [[jack-in-the-box]] (from 8F02), Bart is a [[mutant]][[fly]] (from 5F02), Marge is a [[witch]] (also from 5F02), and Maggie is an alien (from AABF01); Lisa, an ax victim (the only one not based on a previous episode), asks what aliens have to do with Halloween, and Maggie demands &quot;Silence!&quot; in a deep voice before disintegrating Lisa with a ray gun. ''(Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror X]]&quot;<br /> |BABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |231<br /> |November 7, 1999<br /> |The couch is set up like a trendy nightclub (with a disco ball, velvet rope, bouncer, and club hoppers). Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie are let in, while Homer is denied access.<br /> |&quot;[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]&quot;<br /> |AABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |232<br /> |November 14, 1999<br /> |A cement truck pours cement onto the couch; the cement instantly hardens into sculptures of the family, but cement Homer's head cracks and falls to the floor.<br /> |&quot;[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]&quot;<br /> |BABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |233<br /> |November 21, 1999<br /> |The family sits; the couch rotates into a secret compartment in the wall (as in 9F01's gag), but instead of an empty couch on the other side, it's [[Vincent Price]] as a mad scientist and a scared [[Ned Flanders]] shackled upside down and groaning.<br /> |&quot;[[Eight Misbehavin']]&quot;<br /> |BABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |234<br /> |November 28, 1999<br /> |''repeat of AABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]&quot;<br /> |BABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |235<br /> |December 19, 1999<br /> |The family slides down into the living room from a fire pole and sits, except Homer, who gets stuck in the hole in the ceiling and flails about.<br /> |&quot;[[Gift of the Magi]]&quot;<br /> |BABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |236<br /> |January 9, 2000<br /> |A [[crash test dummy]] version of the family sits; the couch slides forward and slams into the TV (simluating a car crash test), then pulls back into place. Crash test dummy Homer's head falls off from the trauma.<br /> |&quot;[[Little Big Mom]]&quot;<br /> |BABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |237<br /> |January 16, 2000<br /> |A psychiatrist (who looks a mix between [[Sigmund Freud]] and Milhouse van Houten) is sitting in a chair next to the couch. Homer hops on the couch and yells, &quot;Oh, doctor, I'm crazy!&quot;, then sobs as the other family members stare sadly at each other.<br /> |&quot;[[Faith Off]]&quot;<br /> |BABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |238<br /> |January 23, 2000<br /> |''repeat of AABF13's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Mansion Family]]&quot;<br /> |BABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |239<br /> |February 06, 2000<br /> |The family leaps into the room, all dressed in white [[Karategi|karate uniforms]] and black belts, and chops the couch up with [[karate]] moves; Homer, remote in hand, does a karate flip and switches on the TV.<br /> |&quot;[[Saddlesore Galactica]]&quot;<br /> |BABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |240<br /> |February 13, 2000<br /> |The family drives [[bumper cars]] around the room (Marge and Maggie share a car); they all pin Homer's car against the back wall and slam him repeatedly.<br /> |&quot;[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]&quot;<br /> |BABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |241<br /> |February 20, 2000<br /> |The couch is sitting in the Evergreen Terrace [[Rapid transit|subway]] station, and the family sits; the train arrives and they board, leaving the empty couch behind.<br /> |&quot;[[Missionary: Impossible]]&quot;<br /> |BABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |242<br /> |February 27, 2000<br /> |''repeat of AABF21's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Pygmoelian]]&quot;<br /> |BABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |243<br /> |March 19, 2000<br /> |''repeat of AABF19's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart to the Future]]&quot;<br /> |BABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |244<br /> |April 9, 2000<br /> |''repeat of AABF23's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]&quot;<br /> |BABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |245<br /> |April 30, 2000<br /> |The family is barefoot and briskly walking over a bed of hot coals. When they reach the couch, they sigh in relief as their feet are black and smoldering.<br /> |&quot;[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]&quot;<br /> |BABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |246<br /> |May 7, 2000<br /> |The family swings into the room on a vine, like [[Tarzan]]; Homer fails to release the vine in time and crashes offscreen, like [[George of the Jungle]].<br /> |&quot;[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |BABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |247<br /> |May 14, 2000<br /> |''repeat of AABF22's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]&quot;<br /> |BABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |248<br /> |May 21, 2000<br /> |The couch has a coin slot on the side. The family sits, and Bart puts a coin in it. The couch then vibrates away, taking the family with them.<br /> |&quot;[[Behind the Laughter]]&quot;<br /> |BABF19<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 12)|Season 12]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |249<br /> |November 1, 2000<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]&quot;<br /> |BABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |250<br /> |November 5, 2000<br /> |Bart arrives at the couch first and places a [[whoopee cushion]] under Homer's spot. When the family sits down, Homer sits on the part of the couch with the whoopee cushion underneath and triggers its farting sound. Homer grins sheepishly at Marge, Lisa, and Maggie (who are frowning) while Bart laughs.<br /> |&quot;[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]&quot;<br /> |BABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |251<br /> |November 12, 2000<br /> |The family runs in and freezes in mid-air; the camera pans around them in [[bullet time|bullet-time]] (a la [[The Matrix]] and the Gap Khaki commercials at the time that featured swing dancing), then time resumes normally as they sit.<br /> |&quot;[[Insane Clown Poppy]]&quot;<br /> |BABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |252<br /> |November 19, 2000<br /> |Maggie is already seated (as in 9F02's gag) this time, rest of the family waddle in dressed as the [[Teletubbies]]. Maggie claps with delight. Homer is Twinky Winky, Marge is Dipsy, Lisa is Po, and Bart as Laa-Laa.<br /> |&quot;[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]&quot;<br /> |CABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |253<br /> |November 26, 2000<br /> |The family skateboard off a ramp one by one, landing on the couch, except Homer, who flips upside-down and lands on the floor. Adding insult and injury, Homer's skateboard falls out of the air onto his head.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer vs. Dignity]]&quot;<br /> |CABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |254<br /> |December 3, 2000<br /> |The family runs in to find Santa's Little Helper dancing on his rear legs like [[Snoopy]] from the Charlie Brown Christmas Special while the popular theme from the [[Charlie Brown]] cartoons plays. Santa's Little Helper notices the family staring at him, slowly stops dancing, and barks.<br /> |&quot;[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]&quot;<br /> |CABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |255<br /> |December 10, 2000<br /> |The couch is in a fishbowl; the family swims to the couch in scuba gear.<br /> |&quot;[[The Great Money Caper]]&quot;<br /> |CABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |256<br /> |December 17, 2000<br /> |The family, in [[American football|football]] uniforms, pile on top of a football (and on top of each other); Maggie, football in hand, leaps from the pile, spikes the ball, and does a [[touchdown|touchdown dance]].<br /> |&quot;[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]&quot;<br /> |CABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |257<br /> |January 7, 2001<br /> |The family is deposited one by one onto the couch via tubes (like those used to travel around New New York City in the future depicted on Matt Groening's other animated sitcom ''[[Futurama]]''); one tube briefly deposits Futurama's [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] on the couch in place of Bart, but then sucks Fry back up and leaves Bart in his place.<br /> |&quot;[[HOMR]]&quot;<br /> |BABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |258<br /> |January 14, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Pokey Mom]]&quot;<br /> |CABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |259<br /> |February 4, 2001<br /> |The couch is absent, and the [[Squeaky Voiced Teen]] stands next to a &quot;[[valet parking]]&quot; sign; the family runs in and waits while the valet pushes the couch into frame; the family sits and the valet holds his hand out for a tip, but he doesn't receive one and walks off annoyed.<br /> |&quot;[[Worst Episode Ever]]&quot;<br /> |CABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |260<br /> |February 11, 2001<br /> |The family, wearing winter coats, ice skates around the room before sitting on the couch; Homer's portion of the couch breaks off and falls through the ice.<br /> |&quot;[[Tennis the Menace]]&quot;<br /> |CABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |261<br /> |February 18, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Day of the Jackanapes]]&quot;<br /> |CABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |262<br /> |February 25, 2001<br /> |The couch is next to a [[prison]] wall as a searchlight pans around the scene; the family, in striped prison uniforms, burrows up from the ground and sits on the couch, where the searchlight spots them.<br /> |&quot;[[New Kids on the Blecch]]&quot;<br /> |CABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |263<br /> |March 04, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF09's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]&quot;<br /> |CABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |264<br /> |March 11, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF10's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]&quot;<br /> |CABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |265<br /> |April 01, 2001<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Simpson Safari]]&quot;<br /> |CABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |266<br /> |April 29, 2001<br /> |''repeat of CABF04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Trilogy of Error]]&quot;<br /> |CABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |267<br /> |May 06, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]&quot;<br /> |CABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |268<br /> |May 13, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]&quot;<br /> |CABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |269<br /> |May 20, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF11's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]&quot;<br /> |CABF17<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 13)|Season 13]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |270<br /> |November 06, 2001<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]&quot;<br /> |CABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |271<br /> |November 11, 2001<br /> |The family stands on a simplistically-drawn sailboat and leaps into the water; when the splash subsides, the family is sitting on the couch, dripping wet, having leapt out of the crooked sailboat painting on the rear wall.<br /> |&quot;[[The Parent Rap]]&quot;<br /> |CABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |272<br /> |November 18, 2001<br /> |''repeat of CABF06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer the Moe]]&quot;<br /> |CABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |273<br /> |December 2, 2001<br /> |''repeat of CABF12's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]&quot;<br /> |CABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |274<br /> |December 9, 2001<br /> |''repeat of BABF17's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Blunder Years]]&quot;<br /> |CABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |275<br /> |December 16, 2001<br /> |A giant slot machine sits in place of the couch; the five tumblers each come up bearing the faces of the family, except for the final tumbler which comes up &quot;7&quot; instead of Maggie and the machine dispenses gold coins with Maggie's face on them.<br /> |&quot;[[She of Little Faith]]&quot;<br /> |DABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |276<br /> |January 6, 2002<br /> |A hedge is in place of the couch; a gardener quickly trims the hedge into the shape of the family.<br /> |&quot;[[Brawl in the Family]]&quot;<br /> |DABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |277<br /> |January 20, 2002<br /> |The family sits; a claw arm (as found in coin-op prize machines) grabs Homer's head and lifts him up as he screams, &quot;Ow, my brain!&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]&quot;<br /> |DABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |278<br /> |January 27, 2002<br /> |Homer, dressed as [[Charlie Chaplin]]'s &quot;The Tramp&quot; character, waddles in, twitches his nose, and sits down. The other family members, dressed as archetypical silent film characters, join Homer.<br /> |&quot;[[Jaws Wired Shut]]&quot;<br /> |DABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |279<br /> |February 10, 2002<br /> |The family arrives to find two [[Repossession|repo men]] carrying the couch away. As Homer cries over this, the rest of the family sits on the floor to watch TV.<br /> |&quot;[[Half-Decent Proposal]]&quot;<br /> |DABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |280<br /> |February 17, 2002<br /> |''repeat of 9F08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]&quot;<br /> |DABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |281<br /> |February 24, 2002<br /> |The family catch The Squeaky Voice Teen making out with a teenage girl on the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]&quot;<br /> |DABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |282<br /> |March 10, 2002<br /> |The family runs in to find the [[Blue Man Group]] performing on drums in front of the couch. Homer murmurs &quot;What the-?!&quot; ''(in reruns and repeats of this couch gag in other episodes, The Blue Man Group plays more aggressively and Homer's &quot;What the--?!&quot; is muted out)''<br /> |&quot;[[The Old Man and the Key]]&quot;<br /> |DABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |283<br /> |March 17, 2002<br /> |Drawn in pencil, the family sits in a [[flipbook]] flipped by live-action hands.<br /> |&quot;[[Tales from the Public Domain]]&quot;<br /> |DABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |284<br /> |March 31, 2002<br /> |The family are marionettes who get caught in each other's strings. The camera pans up to reveal [[Matt Groening]] as the puppet master, who throws the puppets down and sighs in frustration.<br /> |&quot;[[Blame it on Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |DABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |285<br /> |April 07, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]&quot;<br /> |DABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |286<br /> |April 21, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Gump Roast]]&quot;<br /> |DABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |287<br /> |April 28, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[I Am Furious Yellow]]&quot;<br /> |DABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |288<br /> |May 05, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Sweetest Apu]]&quot;<br /> |DABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |289<br /> |May 12, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF07's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]&quot;<br /> |DABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |290<br /> |May 19, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Frying Game]]&quot;<br /> |DABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |291<br /> |May 22, 2002<br /> |''repeat of DABF09's gag (but with different audio: the group plays more loudly/aggressively and Homer stays silent)''<br /> |&quot;[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]&quot;<br /> |DABF17<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 14)|Season 14]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |292<br /> |November 03, 2002<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]&quot;<br /> |DABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |293<br /> |November 10, 2002<br /> |Homer is on water skis, with the others on him, as he ski-jumps over sharks; everybody lands on the couch, but Homer is without his legs, which are in the sharks' mouths ''(a reference to the term &quot;jumped the shark&quot;, describing a TV show that has reached its peak and is now declining in quality or has done something to cause it to decline prematurely)''.<br /> |&quot;[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]&quot;<br /> |DABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |294<br /> |November 17, 2002<br /> |Spoofing the ''[[Get Smart]]'' opening, Homer walks through a series of futuristic doors, falls through the bottom of a phone booth, and lands on the couch (where the others are already sitting).<br /> |&quot;[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. The Third Grade]]&quot;<br /> |DABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |295<br /> |November 24, 2002<br /> |The couch is drawn on a &quot;[[Etch A Sketch]]&quot; (called a &quot;Sketch-A-Etch&quot; in the couch gag) and Homer yells, &quot;Whoo-hoo!&quot; when the picture is completed.<br /> |&quot;[[Large Marge]]&quot;<br /> |DABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |296<br /> |December 1, 2002<br /> |In a parody of the [[Macintosh]] paint program, [[Kid Pix]], a mouse cursor drags Homer from the left side of the couch to the right, changes the wall color to green, and replaces the boat painting with the [[Mona Lisa]].<br /> |&quot;[[Helter Shelter]]&quot;<br /> |DABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |297<br /> |December 15, 2002<br /> |The family sits on the couch. Homer clicks on the remote control and sends the family to the Stone Age, clicks it again to send them to the [[Roman Empire]] where they watch a gladiator match, and clicks it a final time to return them to the present.<br /> |&quot;[[The Great Louse Detective]]&quot;<br /> |EABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |298<br /> |January 05, 2003<br /> |Everybody is deep-fried in a fast-food fryer, then emptied onto the couch and salted.<br /> |&quot;[[Special Edna]]&quot;<br /> |EABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |299<br /> |January 12, 2003<br /> |In black and white, everyone is wearing early-20th-century clothing and is watching the TV from a girder at a construction site. ''(Done in the style of [[Charles C. Ebbets]]' photograph &quot;Lunch Atop a Skyscraper.&quot;)''<br /> |&quot;[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]&quot;<br /> |EABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |300<br /> |February 02, 2003<br /> |Everybody sticks their head through a cutout of the couch and have their pictures taken.<br /> |&quot;[[Strong Arms of The Ma]]&quot;<br /> |EABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |301<br /> |February 09, 2003<br /> |A giant baby picks up doll versions of the Simpson family and plays with them.<br /> |&quot;[[Pray Anything]]&quot;<br /> |EABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |302<br /> |February 16, 2003<br /> |Everybody and everything is made of gingerbread; Homer takes a bite out of Bart's head.<br /> |&quot;[[Barting Over]]&quot;<br /> |EABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |303<br /> |February 16, 2003<br /> |''repeat of DABF18's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]&quot;<br /> |EABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |304<br /> |March 02, 2003<br /> |''repeat of DABF10's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[A Star Is Born-Again]]&quot;<br /> |EABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |305<br /> |March 09, 2003<br /> |''repeat of EABF01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]&quot;<br /> |EABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |306<br /> |March 16, 2003<br /> |''repeat of DABF08's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[C.E. D'oh]]&quot;<br /> |EABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |307<br /> |March 30, 2003<br /> |''repeat of DABF22's gag''<br /> |&quot;[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]&quot;<br /> |EABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |308<br /> |April 13, 2003<br /> |''repeat of EABF02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Three Gays of the Condo]]&quot;<br /> |EABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |309<br /> |April 27, 2003<br /> |Everybody is a mime, walking against the wind and then sitting on a non-existent couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]&quot;<br /> |EABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |310<br /> |May 04, 2003<br /> |''repeat of EABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Old Yeller Belly]]&quot;<br /> |EABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |311<br /> |May 11, 2003<br /> |''repeat of EABF04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Brake My Wife, Please]]&quot;<br /> |EABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |312<br /> |May 18, 2003<br /> |''repeat of EABF06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart of War]]&quot;<br /> |EABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |313<br /> |May 18, 2003<br /> |''repeat of EABF05's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Moe Baby Blues]]&quot;<br /> |EABF17<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 15)|Season 15]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |314<br /> |November 02, 2003<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]&quot;<br /> |EABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |315<br /> |November 09, 2003<br /> |The family runs to the couch as normal, only to decay and turn to piles of dust.<br /> |&quot;[[My Mother the Carjacker]]&quot;<br /> |EABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |316<br /> |November 16, 2003<br /> |A [[Polaroid]] photo ejects onto the couch; it develops into a photo of the family.<br /> |&quot;[[The President Wore Pearls]]&quot;<br /> |EABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |317<br /> |November 23, 2003<br /> |There is a [[Play-Doh]] press on the back wall; it presses Play-Doh versions of everybody out onto the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[The Regina Monologues]]&quot;<br /> |EABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |318<br /> |November 30, 2003<br /> |''repeat of DABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Fat and the Furriest]]&quot;<br /> |EABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |319<br /> |December 07, 2003<br /> |Everybody slides down separate poles and end up on the couch, in [[Batman]]-style costumes, in the Batcave.<br /> |&quot;[[Today I Am a Clown]]&quot;<br /> |FABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |320<br /> |December 14, 2003<br /> |The couch is a street bench in Japan, and everyone is a famous anime character: Homer is [[Ultraman]], Marge is Jun from ''[[Science Ninja Team Gatchaman]]'', Lisa is [[Usagi Tsukino]], the protagonist from ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', Bart is [[Astro Boy (1960s)|Astro Boy]] and Maggie is [[Pikachu]] from ''[[Pokémon]]''.<br /> |&quot;[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]&quot;<br /> |FABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |321<br /> |January 04, 2004<br /> |Somebody offscreen throws knives at the wall while everyone is seated on the couch, but when Homer reaches for a bowl of chips, a knife nearly hits him.<br /> |&quot;[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]&quot;<br /> |FABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |322<br /> |January 11, 2004<br /> |Everybody is squeezed like frosting out of a pastry bag onto the top of a cake.<br /> |&quot;[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]]&quot;<br /> |FABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |323<br /> |January 25, 2004<br /> |Everybody's head pops out of a giant piece of apple pie. Homer takes a bite from the pie.<br /> |&quot;[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]&quot;<br /> |FABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |324<br /> |February 08, 2004<br /> |A tray is placed into a microwave, and the family rises as the tray is cooked. ''(The is the third food-based couch gag in a row)''<br /> |&quot;[[Margical History Tour]]&quot;<br /> |FABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |325<br /> |February 15, 2004<br /> |A woman throws some seeds into a plot of dirt where the couch usually is, and waters them; everybody sprouts up like plants.<br /> |&quot;[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]&quot;<br /> |FABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |326<br /> |February 22, 2004<br /> |Everybody is a bag on a moving dry-cleaning rack, which stops over the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Smart and Smarter]]&quot;<br /> |FABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |327<br /> |March 14, 2004<br /> |In a parody of [[Powers of Ten]], the couch scene pans out until it reaches outer space, where the galaxies are replaced with atoms, which pan out until they reach Homer's head and then the couch scene again. ''Homer: Wooowwww.''''(reairings and repeats of the couch gag in other episodes redub &quot;Wooowww&quot; with &quot;Cool!&quot; and have Kang and Kodos laughing instead of staying silent)'''''<br /> |&quot;[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]&quot;<br /> |FABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |328<br /> |March 21, 2004<br /> |''repeat of EABF18's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Co-Dependent's Day]]&quot;<br /> |FABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |329<br /> |March 28, 2004<br /> |''repeat of EABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Wandering Juvie]]&quot;<br /> |FABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |330<br /> |April 18, 2004<br /> |''repeat of EABF22's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]&quot;<br /> |FABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |331<br /> |April 25, 2004<br /> |''repeat of FABF04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Catch 'em If You Can]]&quot;<br /> |FABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |332<br /> |May 02, 2004<br /> |''repeat of FABF01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Simple Simpson]]&quot;<br /> |FABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |333<br /> |May 09, 2004<br /> |''repeat of FABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Way We Weren't]]&quot;<br /> |FABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |334<br /> |May 16, 2004<br /> |''repeat of FABF06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]&quot;<br /> |FABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |335<br /> |May 23, 2004<br /> |''repeat of FABF02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Fraudcast News]]&quot;<br /> |FABF18<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 16)|Season 16]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |336<br /> |November 07, 2004<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]&quot;<br /> |FABF23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |337<br /> |November 14, 2004<br /> |The couch is outside, mounted on the end of a [[catapult]]. The family sits on the couch, and then get launched skyward.<br /> |&quot;[[All's Fair in Oven War]]&quot;<br /> |FABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |338<br /> |November 21, 2004<br /> |The family runs into the room to find the couch missing, only to have the couch fall from the sky and crush them.<br /> |&quot;[[Sleeping with the Enemy (The Simpsons)|Sleeping with the Enemy]]&quot;<br /> |FABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |339<br /> |December 05, 2004<br /> |All of the family members sit down as normal. The twist: The Simpsons now look like [[Moe Szyslak]].<br /> |&quot;[[She Used to Be My Girl]]&quot;<br /> |FABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |340<br /> |December 12, 2004<br /> |After the family takes their usual places on the couch, the couch rises into the air and is actually part of the tendril of an [[anglerfish]] (which bears a striking resemblance to the one from ''[[Finding Nemo]]''), which eats the family.<br /> |&quot;[[Fat Man and Little Boy (The Simpsons)|Fat Man and Little Boy]]&quot;<br /> |FABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |341<br /> |January 16, 2005<br /> |The family runs into the room and take their usual places on the couch. Nothing happens. Lisa then says directly to the viewers &quot;What, can't we sit on the couch without something happening?&quot; Homer then gets impaled by a spear and yells, &quot;D'oh!&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Midnight Rx]]&quot;<br /> |FABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |342<br /> |January 30, 2005<br /> |The living room is a desert with all of the furniture and fixtures made of sand. The family crawls to the couch, but get buried by the sand underneath the desert sun.<br /> |&quot;[[Mommie Beerest]]&quot;<br /> |GABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |343<br /> |February 06, 2005<br /> |The family enters the living room and in front of the couch they climb on top of the other like a [[totem pole]].<br /> |&quot;[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]&quot;<br /> |GABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |344<br /> |February 13, 2005<br /> |The family hops to the living room dressed as [[chess]] pieces: Homer is the king, Marge is the queen, Bart is a rook, Lisa is a knight and Maggie is a pawn.<br /> |&quot;[[Pranksta Rap]]&quot;<br /> |GABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |345<br /> |February 20, 2005<br /> |The family, dressed as [[hockey]] players, with cuts and scrapes, skate into the living room and skate around the couch. Homer is carrying the [[Stanley Cup]] with Maggie sitting in the bowl.<br /> |&quot;[[There's Something About Marrying]]&quot;<br /> |GABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |346<br /> |March 06, 2005<br /> |''repeat of FABF08's gag (but this time, Kang and Kodos are heard laughing and Homer says &quot;cooool&quot; at the end)''<br /> |&quot;[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]&quot;<br /> |GABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |347<br /> |March 13, 2005<br /> |The family comes into the darkened living room. The lights go up; the living room is set up with balloons and streamers and a group of recurring characters yell out &quot;Surprise!&quot;. Homer then has a heart attack and collapses.<br /> |&quot;[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]&quot;<br /> |GABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |348<br /> |March 20, 2005<br /> |The family enters the living room and sits on the couch like normal. Homer then pulls off his face, revealing himself to be [[Sideshow Bob]]. Bob pulls out a knife and chases after Bart.<br /> |&quot;[[Mobile Homer]]&quot;<br /> |GABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |349<br /> |April 03, 2005<br /> |The family sits on the couch, only to have a spit comes through the wall and the floor open up to reveal fire down below. The couch and family begin rotating over the fire. Marge's hair catches fire and the boat painting falls off the wall.<br /> |&quot;[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]&quot;<br /> |GABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |350<br /> |April 17, 2005<br /> |Several toy forms of transportation come into the living room, only to change [[Transformers (toyline)|Transformers]]-style into the family. Homer is [[Optimus Prime]], Marge is [[Jetfire|Skyfire]], Lisa is [[Hound (Transformers)|Hound]], Maggie is [[Bumblebee (Transformers)|Bumblebee]], and Bart appears to be [[Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]].<br /> |&quot;[[Future-Drama]]&quot;<br /> |GABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |351<br /> |May 01, 2005<br /> |The living room is an almost fully assembled jigsaw puzzle, with only the pieces with the family members' heads needing to be placed. The person completing the puzzle places all the heads on correctly except for Homer and Maggie, after which the former fixes them.<br /> |&quot;[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]&quot;<br /> |GABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |352<br /> |May 01, 2005<br /> |''repeat of FABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Heartbroke Kid]]&quot;<br /> |GABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |353<br /> |May 08, 2005<br /> |''repeat of DABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[A Star Is Torn]]&quot;<br /> |GABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |354<br /> |May 08, 2005<br /> |''repeat of FABF22's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]&quot;<br /> |GABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |355<br /> |May 15, 2005<br /> |''repeat of FABF21's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Home Away from Homer]]&quot;<br /> |GABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |356<br /> |May 15, 2005<br /> |The family floats into the living room as balloons and Snowball II pops the one that looks like Homer.<br /> |&quot;[[The Father, The Son, and The Holy Guest Star]]&quot;<br /> |GABF09<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 17)|Season 17]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |357<br /> |September 11, 2005<br /> |The family enters the living room through a [[metal detector]], except for Homer, who sets it off. After four failed attempts, Homer (who is now stripped down to his briefs) is detained by a security guard who is inspecting Homer with a handheld scanning wand.<br /> |&quot;[[Bonfire of the Manatees]]&quot;<br /> |GABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |358<br /> |September 18, 2005<br /> |The living room is made of clay. Six balls roll to the couch and form into Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie, Bart—and [[Gumby]]. ''(filmed in [[claymation]])''<br /> |&quot;[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]&quot;<br /> |GABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |359<br /> |September 25, 2005<br /> |The family enters the living room and takes their places on the couch, then an on-screen [[TiVo]] style menu pops up asking if the viewer would like to delete or save this recording. &quot;Delete this recording now&quot; is selected and the screen goes blank.<br /> |&quot;[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]&quot;<br /> |GABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |360<br /> |November 06, 2005<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]&quot;<br /> |GABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |361<br /> |November 13, 2005<br /> |The family runs in to sit on the couch, but it turns into a monster and chases them out of the house. Everyone's couches come to life and start attacking and swallowing the people sitting on them; [[Professor Frink]] is attacked by a futuristic flying couch with laser weaponry; Moe is attacked by the booths in his bar, but fights quite well with his shotgun; Homer takes refuge in a store called &quot;Couch World&quot;, where he is piled upon by dozens of couches. ''(An unusually long couch gag, it runs for exactly 40 seconds.)''<br /> |&quot;[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]&quot;<br /> |GABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |362<br /> |November 20, 2005<br /> |The family enters the living room and take their usual places on the couch, only the camera pulls back and we find that the living room and the family are part of an alien zoo exhibit on [[Kang and Kodos|Rigel IV]].<br /> |&quot;[[See Homer Run]]&quot;<br /> |GABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |363<br /> |November 27, 2005<br /> |The couch is replaced with a bird's nest and the family members take their usual places; then a large bird enters and feeds Homer a giant worm.<br /> |&quot;[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]&quot;<br /> |GABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |364<br /> |December 11, 2005<br /> |A pair of animated hands deals five cards on the couch: the jack of diamonds (Bart), the queen of diamonds (Marge), the king of diamonds (Homer), the ace of diamonds (Lisa), and a joker (Maggie).<br /> |&quot;[[The Italian Bob]]&quot;<br /> |HABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |365<br /> |December 18, 2005<br /> |A copy of &quot;The Springfield Shopper&quot; spins into frame, with the headline, &quot;COUCH GAG THRILLS NATION&quot; and a black and white photo of The Simpsons already seated.<br /> |&quot;[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]&quot;<br /> |HABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |366<br /> |January 8, 2006<br /> |The Simpsons sit on the couch as normal and a camera flashes, setting off a series of family portraits. In the 2006 and 2007 portraits, they all look the same. In 2008, Homer is missing and the family is wearing black. In 2009, Lenny has taken Homer's place and Bart and Lisa both begin puberty. In 2010, Carl has taken Marge's place and Lenny is still there. In 2011, Marge is back, but Lenny is gone and replaced by Jimbo Jones. In 2012, Homer is back, but is now a robot. In 2013, every member of the Simpson family is a robot.<br /> |&quot;[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]&quot;<br /> |HABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |367<br /> |January 29, 2006<br /> |In a parody of the ''[[Bonanza]]'' opening, a map of Springfield burns away to reveal the family on horseback in the countryside. The couch is nowhere to be found. ''Bonanza''-like music continues over the closing shot of the TV.<br /> |&quot;[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]&quot;<br /> |HABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |368<br /> |February 26, 2006<br /> |''repeat of GABF16's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[My Fair Laddy]]&quot;<br /> |HABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |369<br /> |March 12, 2006<br /> |The couch moves down an automated assembly line; Homer is added by a mechanical arm.<br /> |&quot;[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]&quot;<br /> |HABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |370<br /> |March 19, 2006<br /> |The family enters the living room only to find their access to the couch has been blocked by laser beams. They work their way through the laser beams and sit down. Then the beams shut off and Homer's head drops to the floor.<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]&quot;<br /> |HABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |371<br /> |March 26, 2006<br /> |The family (played by live action actors and actresses) sit on the couch just as the animated Simpsons opening comes on. ''(Subsequent airings had a repeat of the &quot;Simpsons Roasting on a Barbecue&quot; couch gag from GABF08).''<br /> |&quot;[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]&quot;<br /> |HABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |372<br /> |April 2, 2006<br /> |''repeat of GABF19's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Million Dollar Abie]]&quot;<br /> |HABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |373<br /> |April 9, 2006<br /> |''repeat of HABF02's gag (but this time Homer shouts &quot;Whoo-hoo!&quot; after the cards are dealt, since this can be a Royal Flush)''<br /> |&quot;[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]&quot;<br /> |HABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |374<br /> |April 23, 2006<br /> |''repeat of GABF10's gag (but this time, Homer says [[D'oh!]] when the heads are mixed up and laughs when they are fixed)''<br /> |&quot;[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]&quot;<br /> |HABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |375<br /> |April 30, 2006<br /> |''repeat of GABF06's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Girls Just Want To Have Sums]]&quot;<br /> |HABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |376<br /> |May 07, 2006<br /> |''repeat of GABF12's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Regarding Margie]]&quot;<br /> |HABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |377<br /> |May 14, 2006<br /> |''repeat of HABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Monkey Suit]]&quot;<br /> |HABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |378<br /> |May 21, 2006<br /> |''repeat of GABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]&quot;<br /> |HABF16<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 18)|Season 18]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |379<br /> |September 10, 2006<br /> |The couch is replaced by four wooden stools. An instrumental of [[Pop Goes the Weasel]] plays as the family plays [[musical chairs]]. When the music stops, everyone, except for Homer, sits down. Homer groans in disappointment.<br /> |&quot;[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]&quot;<br /> |HABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |380<br /> |September 17, 2006<br /> |Everyone but Homer sits on the couch. [[King Kong|King Homer]], from [[Treehouse of Horror III]], grabs Marge through a window and drags her to the top of the [[Empire State Building]], where he is attacked by biplanes.<br /> |&quot;[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]&quot;<br /> |HABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |381<br /> |September 24, 2006<br /> |A vending machine filled with every castmember (including The Simpson family) from the show appears instead of the couch. Ralph Wiggum comes in, selects a Homer figurine, and bites the head off before leaving.<br /> |&quot;[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em...]]&quot;<br /> |HABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |382<br /> |November 5, 2006<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]&quot;<br /> |HABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |383<br /> |November 12, 2006<br /> |The family sits down and gets moved across the floor in a car wash, where they get sprayed with water, squirted with hot wax, and scrubbed with brushes. Marge's hair turns puffy, Maggie's pacifier turns up missing, and everyone looks sad as three men wipe them dry and puts a new pacifier in Maggie's mouth.<br /> |&quot;[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]&quot;<br /> |HABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |384<br /> |November 19, 2006<br /> |In a computer window, everyone is drag-and-dropped onto the couch, which is then drag-and-dropped onto a wastebasket; a computer menu item &quot;empty trash&quot; is then selected.<br /> |&quot;[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |HABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |385<br /> |November 26, 2006<br /> |All of the family members have the bodies of cockroaches; they all scuttle off after the lights are turned on.<br /> |&quot;[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]&quot;<br /> |HABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |386<br /> |December 10, 2006<br /> |A pair of cartoon hands cuts a piece of paper into the shape of Homer. The hands then pull out the paper to reveal a chain shaped like the rest of the Simpsons family members. Homer can be heard yelling, &quot;Whoo-hoo!&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]&quot;<br /> |JABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |387<br /> |December 17, 2006<br /> |The family (in Christmas attire) sits on the couch, and the camera pulls out to reveal they are in a Christmas decoration which is on a Christmas tree, and Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II rest nearby.<br /> |&quot;[[Kill Gil: Vols. 1 &amp; 2]]&quot;<br /> |JABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |388<br /> |January 7, 2007<br /> |The family on the couch is pinned up, one by one, onto a bulletin board.<br /> |&quot;[[The Wife Aquatic]]&quot;<br /> |JABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |389<br /> |January 28, 2007<br /> |The family, as infants in diapers, crawls into the living and up onto to their usual place on the couch. They begin to age into their current appearance.<br /> |&quot;[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]&quot;<br /> |JABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |390<br /> |February 11, 2007<br /> |The family are paper dolls, and are each dressed into their regular clothes.<br /> |&quot;[[Little Big Girl]]&quot;<br /> |JABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |391<br /> |February 18, 2007<br /> |''repeat of HABF22's gag[[Springfield Up#Material cut from the original American airing|&lt;sup&gt;1&lt;/sup&gt;]]''<br /> |&quot;[[Springfield Up]]&quot;<br /> |JABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |392<br /> |March 4, 2007<br /> |''repeat of HABF20's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Yokel Chords]]&quot;<br /> |JABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |393<br /> |March 11, 2007<br /> |''repeat of HABF04's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]&quot;<br /> |JABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |394<br /> |March 25, 2007<br /> |Homer evolves from a single-celled organism which continuously divides to a more complex organism—first as a jellyfish, then a common fish that nearly escapes the clutches of an octopus that looks like Mr. Burns. Getting out of the ocean, Homer evolves into a prehistoric lizard that extends his tongue to snack on an insect that resembles his power plant coworker, Lenny. Homer then evolves into a slightly larger lizard with a scale on his back that sees a pterodactyl resembling Principal Skinner's mother, Agnes, flying overhead. Homer then evolves into a rat that gets chased by a tyrannosaurus rex resembling Bart, who then gets into a battle with a stegosaurus resembling Lisa. Homer hides in a hole just before a large asteroid crashes on Earth, wiping out all dinosaur life. Homer comes out of the hole, passing the skeletal remains of T-Rex Bart, before changing into a sloth, then a monkey as he approaches a jungle, becoming more apelike upon swinging through the trees. Leaving the jungle, a brief Ice Age occurs as he evolves from a Neanderthal, to a Cro-Magnon, to an upright walking caveman. Caveman Homer passes by Moe (who is also a caveman), who then devolves into a rat creature. As Homer continues walking, he evolves into men from different historical eras (a nomad from the Middle Ages, a Spanish explorer, a Pilgrim, and a 19th century intellectual) until he finally evolves into his modern self and enters the house, stepping over Santa's Little Helper. With the rest of the family sitting on the sofa, Marge asks him &quot;What took you so long?&quot; Homer can only give an exhausted sigh of relief. ''(This is the longest couch gag to date.)''<br /> |&quot;[[Homerazzi]]&quot;<br /> |JABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |395<br /> |April 22, 2007<br /> |''repeat of HABF01's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Marge Gamer]]&quot;<br /> |JABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |396<br /> |April 29, 2007<br /> |''repeat of HABF15's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Boys of Bummer]]&quot;<br /> |JABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |397<br /> |May 6, 2007<br /> |''repeat of HABF21's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Crook and Ladder]]&quot;<br /> |JABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |398<br /> |May 13, 2007<br /> |The family comes in and sits on the couch. A second family comes and also sits on the couch. Then hundreds of multiple families come in, and the second story windows and chimney overflow with them. Homer shouts, &quot;Hey, don't shove!&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!]]&quot;<br /> |JABF12<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |399<br /> |May 20, 2007<br /> |''no gag (special opening/[[24 (TV series)|24]]-themed)''<br /> |&quot;[[24 Minutes]]&quot;<br /> |JABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |400<br /> |May 20, 2007<br /> |''no gag (the [[Tracy Ullman Show]]-era Simpsons episode &quot;Family Portrait&quot; (where Homer tries to get the family to pose for a family photo) is shown with a caption that reads, &quot;20 Years Ago...&quot;)''<br /> |&quot;[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]&quot;<br /> |JABF15<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 19)|Season 19]] ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |401<br /> |September 23, 2007<br /> |The entire opening sequence is changed to show a ruined Springfield being rebuilt in the aftermath of ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''. As construction work goes on around them, The Simpsons join [[Plopper]] the pig on the couch to the tune of the &quot;Spider Pig&quot; theme. Homer holds him and says &quot;My summer love&quot;.<br /> |&quot;[[He Loves to Fly and He D'oh's]]&quot;<br /> |JABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |402<br /> |September 30, 2007<br /> |''repeat of JABF06's gag (but this time, Marge's line after Homer enters the living room is &quot;Did you bring the milk?&quot;)''<br /> |&quot;[[The Homer of Seville]]&quot;<br /> |JABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |403<br /> |October 7, 2007<br /> |The living room is made of [[Lego]] bricks and the family members are built one by one out of Legos. Homer can be heard shouting, &quot;Woo-hoo!&quot; when a long black Lego brick (representing a full head of hair) is put on his head, and &quot;D'oh!&quot; when a small black Lego brick (representing his two strands) is placed on his head instead.<br /> |&quot;[[Midnight Towboy]]&quot;<br /> |JABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |404<br /> |October 14, 2007<br /> |The family sits down as normal, except Maggie is missing. Homer looks to the empty space where Maggie is, then gets lifted by a giant Maggie as the camera pulls out to reveal the living room being part of a dollhouse and the family as the dolls that live within. Maggie puts the miniature Homer in her mouth and sucks it like a pacifier.<br /> |&quot;[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]&quot;<br /> |JABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |405<br /> |November 4, 2007<br /> |''no gag (Halloween episode)''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]&quot;<br /> |JABF16<br /> |-<br /> |406<br /> |November 11, 2007<br /> |The family (already seated on the couch) appears on the cover of ''Modern Couch Gag'' magazine.<br /> |&quot;[[Little Orphan Millie]]&quot;<br /> |JABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |407<br /> |November 18, 2007<br /> |A pair of hands open up a book called &quot;The Simpsons&quot; and reveals a pop-up centerfold of the family sitting on the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Husbands and Knives]]&quot;<br /> |JABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |408<br /> |November 25, 2007<br /> |A magician walks into the living room and uses his cape to make the couch and family members appear.<br /> |&quot;[[Funeral for a Fiend]]&quot;<br /> |KABF01<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |409<br /> |December 17, 2007<br /> |''repeat of GABF05's gag (but this time Homer says &quot;weird&quot; at the end)''<br /> |&quot;[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]&quot;<br /> |KABF02<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |410<br /> |January 6, 2008<br /> |A medieval tapestry shows the [[Flanders family|Flanders]] stealing the [[Simpson family|Simpsons's]] couch. The Simpsons then take it back and kill the Flanders.<br /> |&quot;[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]&quot;<br /> |KABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |411<br /> |January 27, 2008<br /> |The family is sitting on the couch. The screen zooms out to show them as a painting in a museum.<br /> |&quot;[[That 90's Show]]&quot;<br /> |KABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |412<br /> |February 17, 2008<br /> |Each family member rushes into the living room and attaches themselves to a giant-size baby mobile.<br /> |&quot;[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]&quot;<br /> |KABF05<br /> |-<br /> |413<br /> |March 2, 2008<br /> |Two hands add to a Lite-Brite of the family on the couch<br /> |&quot;[[The Debarted]]&quot;<br /> |KABF06<br /> |-<br /> |414<br /> |March 9, 2008<br /> |The family are small toys on the couch. Professor Frink puts drops of water on them and they all grow to normal size, except Homer, who needs a bucket of water.<br /> |&quot;[[Dial 'N' For Nerder]]&quot;<br /> |KABF07<br /> |-<br /> |415<br /> |March 30, 2008<br /> |Wile E. Coyote paints a fake couch on the wall which the Simpsons run into<br /> |&quot;[[Smoke On The Daughter]]&quot;<br /> |KABF08<br /> |-<br /> |416<br /> |April 13, 2008<br /> |The Simpson family is painted on the couch.<br /> |&quot;[[Papa Don't Leech]]&quot;<br /> |KABF09<br /> |-<br /> |417<br /> |April 27, 2008<br /> |''repeat of KABF03's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Apocalypse Cow]]&quot;<br /> |KABF10<br /> |-<br /> |418<br /> |May 4, 2008<br /> |''repeat of JABF17's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Any Given Sundance]]&quot;<br /> |KABF11<br /> |-<br /> |419<br /> |May 11, 2008<br /> |''repeat of KABF02's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Mona Leaves-a]]&quot;<br /> |KABF12<br /> |-<br /> |420<br /> |May 18, 2008<br /> |''repeat of HABF19's gag''<br /> |&quot;[[All About Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |KABF13<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == Season 20 ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|&lt;nowiki&gt;#&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |421<br /> |September 28, 2008<br /> |The Simpsons are increased in ice, a la' Han Solo, and are carried away by Boba Fett.<br /> |&quot;[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]<br /> |KABF17<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |422<br /> |October 5, 2008<br /> |The Simpsons see themselves sitting on the couch where Mount Rushmore should be. Bart remarks &quot;Aye Caramba!&quot;<br /> |[[Lost Verizon]]<br /> |KABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |423<br /> |October 19, 2008<br /> |The Simpsons are caught in a twister and when they land, they are on a farm in black and white.<br /> |<br /> [[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]<br /> |KABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |424<br /> |November 2, 2008<br /> |None<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]<br /> |KABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |425<br /> |November 9, 2008<br /> |The Simpsons come out of cuckoo clocks<br /> |[[Dangerous Curves]]<br /> |KABF18<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |426<br /> |November 16, 2008<br /> |The Simpsons rush to the couch in roman times. A volcano explodes and covers them in ash<br /> |[[Homer And Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]<br /> |KABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |427<br /> |November 30, 2008<br /> |Bart is writing on the Chalkboard &quot;I will Not Bring The Chalkboard Home&quot;<br /> |[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]<br /> |KABF20<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |428<br /> |December 7, 2008<br /> |'''Repeat of JABF01''<br /> |[[The Burns and the Bees]]<br /> |KABF21<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |429<br /> |January 25, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons run to the couch in a box [[Comic Book Guy]] puts a $19.99 sticker on it and says &quot;Worst Couch Gag Ever&quot;<br /> |[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]<br /> |KABF22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |430<br /> |February 15, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons run to find that the couch is Missing, and they chase it around the world and into Outer Space<br /> |[[Take My Life, Please]]<br /> |KABF23<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |431<br /> |March 1, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons go through the openings of ''The Honeymooners'', ''The Dick Van Dyke Show'', ''The Brady Bunch'', and ''Cheers. ''In the'' Cheers ''segment, Sideshow Bob enters in reference to [[Kelsey Grammer]]'s character in ''Cheers'', the family run out screaming and end up at the couch with a sigh of relief. .<br /> |[[How the Test Was Won]]<br /> |KABF24<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |432<br /> |March 8, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons come in and find their couch beaten and torn. Funeral music plays as they bury the couch in the backyard. The Simpsons then visit a ranch to pick out a new couch. The Simpsons sit on a black and white spotted couch, which throws Homer off it. The scene then cuts to The Simpsons in their living room, sitting on their new couch. Homer is in a body cast and turns on the wall-mounted flatscreen TV.<br /> |[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]<br /> |LABF03<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |433<br /> |March 15, 2009<br /> |The couch is strung up like a piñata. A blindfolded Ralph Wiggum comes in, swinging a stick and hits the couch, making the Simpsons spill out on the floor.<br /> |[[Gone Maggie Gone]]<br /> |LABF04<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |434<br /> |March 22, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons are dog show participants being lead on leashes by men in fancy suits. A judge awards Bart the blue ribbon, and Homer attacks Bart.<br /> |[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]<br /> |LABF11<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |435<br /> |March 29, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons are a meal at a fancy restaurant (Homer is a garden salad, Lisa's face appears in a bowl of soup, Marge is a plate of spaghetti and meatballs, Bart is a T-Bone steak, and Maggie is the mint that comes with the restaurant bill), which The Comic Book Guy eats. After he wipes his mouth with a napkin, a stain appears that resembles The Simpsons sitting on the couch.<br /> |[[Wedding for Disaster]]<br /> |LABF05<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |436<br /> |April 5, 2009<br /> |The screen is white. A cartoon left hand flips an animation cel that has eyes on it, flips another that has Homer's skeleton sitting cross-legged, flips another that has Homer's stomach and a can of Duff beer on the lap, flips another that has Homer naked, another where the rest of the family are fully clothed and sitting in mid-air, and another where The Simpsons are in their living room and sitting on the couch. Marge notices Homer is still naked and pulls down an animation cel that has Homer's clothes.<br /> |[[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]<br /> |LABF06<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |437<br /> |April 19, 2009<br /> |The living room is covered in thick, jungle plants. The Simpsons slash their way through in order to reach the couch, and find an ape version of the Simpson family already seated. The ape-Simpsons hoot and screech, scaring off the human Simpsons.<br /> |[[The Good, the Sad and the Drugly]]<br /> |LABF07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |438<br /> |April 26, 2009<br /> |There's an Olympic-sized pool leading to the couch. The Simpsons take their places on the marks and swim to the couch once a starter pistol goes off. Marge is first, Lisa's second, Bart is third, and Maggie is last. The family looks around, wondering where Homer is. Cut to a shot of an unconscious Homer floating facedown in the pool.<br /> |[[Father Knows Worst]]<br /> |LABF08<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |439<br /> |May 3, 2009<br /> |The living room is the seating area in the Colosseum during the era of the Roman Empire. The Simpsons (dressed in togas) rush to an empty space to sit down. The sounds of a gladiator match can be heard offscreen. The audience cheers as the head of a gladiator flies into the audience. Bart catches it.<br /> |[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]<br /> |LABF10<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |440<br /> |May 10, 2009<br /> |A large marble rock is in the living room where the couch should be. A stereotypical French sculptor quickly chisels out a statue of The Simpsons sitting on the couch. The sculptor then turns the statue of the Simpsons into a statue of a Civil War soldier on a horse.<br /> |[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]<br /> |LABF09<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |441<br /> |May 17, 2009<br /> |''repeat of LABF02's couch gag''<br /> |[[Coming to Homerica]]<br /> |LABF12<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == Season 21 ==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |442<br /> |September 27, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons are at an underground train station where a train pulls in and opens its doors, revealing the living room, complete with couch. The Simpsons get in and sigh as the door closes and the train pulls off.<br /> |[[Homer the Whopper]]<br /> |LABF13<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |443<br /> |October 4, 2009<br /> |The Simpsons, wearing white cowboy hats, exchange gunfire around the couch. Maggie comes out from behind the sailboat picture on the wall and blasts the room with a machine gun.<br /> |[[Bart Gets a 'Z']]<br /> |LABF15<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |444<br /> |October 11, 2009<br /> |<br /> ''repeat of LABF01's couch gag''<br /> |[[The Great Wife Hope]]<br /> |LABF16<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |445<br /> |November 15, 2009<br /> |<br /> ''None. (Halloween episode)''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]<br /> |LABF14<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |446<br /> |November 15, 2009<br /> |<br /> ''The Simpsons family, dressed in prehistoric-style clothing, runs onto the couch (which is in a prehistoric area, resting on a tar pit) and sinks with it into a tar pit.''<br /> |[[The Devil Wears Nada]]<br /> |LABF17<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 447 || November 22, 2009 || Instead of the couch, The Simpsons (dressed as Victorian-era Christmas carolers) appear next to a Christmas tree and sing a parody of &quot;[[Twelve Days of Christmas|The 12 Days of Christmas]],&quot; featuring twelve Grampas grumbling (as they stand in a customer return line), eleven Barneys belching (as they lie drunk in the snow), ten Lennys leaping (over a fence), nine Carls dancing (in a ballroom), eight Moes a-milking, seven Selmas smoking, six Flanders praying, five golden Frinks (Professor Frink's heads are on five gold coins), four crawling nerds (Database, Wendell, Martin, and Milhouse crawling from Nelson Muntz), three-eyed fish (Blinky from &quot;Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish&quot;), two special Ralphs, and (as the Simpsons walk to the couch), a Maggie in a Snuggly. || &quot;[[Pranks and Greens]]&quot; || LABF18<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> | 448 || November 29, 2009 || The Simpsons and Marge's sisters (Patty and Selma) gather around the dinner table for a Thanksgiving meal, but soon gather their plates and head for the couch where they watch a football game on TV. || &quot;[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]&quot; || LABF19<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 449 || December 13, 2009 || The living room furniture (the couch cushions, the rug, the flat-screen TV, and the lamps) are all dancing to disco music just as The Simpsons come in. Once Homer yells, &quot;Hey!&quot;, the furniture returns to normal and the Simpsons sit on the couch. || &quot;[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]&quot; || MABF01<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> | 450 || January 3, 2010 || Homer is standing on a coiled platform, which launches him (and the rest of the Simpson family) through a pinball game called &quot;Couch Gag Chaos.&quot; || &quot;[[Thursdays with Abie]]&quot; || MABF02<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 451 || January 10, 2010 || The couch is seen inside a human egg. Each family member is a sperm cell swimming towards and penetrating the egg to sit on the couch. The zygote then divides multiple times, forming a Mr. Burns embryo. || &quot;[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]&quot; || LABF20<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> | 452 || January 31, 2010 || Homer runs to the couch first. He pulls out a [[myPhone]], presses the &quot;Couch Gag&quot; app and downloads Bart, Lisa, Marge, and Maggie. When Homer gets an incoming call from Mr. Burns, he screams and swallows the phone. || &quot;[[Million Dollar Maybe]]&quot; || MABF03<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 453 || February 14, 2010 || A hand deals five tarot cards featuring Homer (the King of Cups), Marge (the Queen of Cups), Bart (the Fool), Lisa (the Princess), and Maggie (the Death card) on a blue table. Cut to reveal Grampa getting his fortune read by the gypsy from &quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XII|Hex and the City]]&quot;. Grampa gasps and turns the Death card towards the gypsy. The gypsy drops dead. || &quot;[[Boy Meets Curl]]&quot; || MABF05<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> | 454 || February 21, 2010 || ''repeat of LABF08's couch gag'' ||&quot;[[The Color Yellow]]&quot; ||MABF06<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 455 || March 14, 2010 || ''repeat of LABF04's couch gag'' || &quot;[[Postcards from the Wedge]]&quot; || MABF05<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> | 456 || March 21, 2010 || A rain cloud moves over a crop field behind the Simpsons' House, it rains, the cloud leaves and various fruits grow out of the ground the Simpson family (all except Homer) are bugs and sit on the largest fruit, Homer, as a Snail pops out of the fruit. || &quot;[[Stealing First Base]]&quot; || MABF07<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 457 || March 28, 2010 || ''repeat of LABF11's couch gag'' || &quot;[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]&quot; || MABF10<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> | 458 || April 11, 2010 || The couch is outside the house, which is a cardboard set that falls down on the Simpsons|| &quot;[[American History X-cellent]]&quot; || MABF08<br /> |- style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> | 459 || April 18, 2010 || ''repeat of LABF05's couch gag'' || &quot;[[Chief of Hearts]]&quot; || MABF09<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == Couch gags within episodes ==<br /> Sometimes there is a couch gag during the episode itself, usually during a spoof of the opening sequence.<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode<br /> !width=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Code<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |October 7, 1993<br /> |During the &quot;Thompsons&quot; introduction, the family sits on the couch and a pile of fish falls from above.<br /> |&quot;Cape Feare&quot;<br /> |9F22<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |December 21, 1997<br /> |After everybody of Springfield has taken all the stuff from them, The Simpsons walk to the place where the couch gags take place.<br /> |&quot;Miracle on Evergreen Terrace&quot;<br /> |5F07<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |May 21, 2000<br /> |In an &quot;aborted&quot; couch gag, the family sits wearing Western outfits; the director cuts the scene as Bart is busy on the phone agreeing to do ''[[Teen Wolf]] 3''. Lisa complains that she wants to go to bed, asking if there are child labor laws. Homer asks if Marge told her about the laws, and Marge tells him to poop in his hat. Kang and Kodos then show up with useless ballet tickets, asking if they needed them that night.<br /> |&quot;Behind the Laughter&quot;<br /> |BABF19<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |May 1, 2005<br /> |Instead of saying &quot;The Simpsons&quot;, the announcer says &quot;Three weeks later&quot;. Everyone except Bart sits; the overweight Bart arrives late and suffers a [[wikipedia:myocardial infarction|heart attack]].<br /> |&quot;The Heartbroke Kid&quot;<br /> |GABF11<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> {{Reflist}}<br /> [[Category:Lists]]<br /> [[Category:Opening sequence gags]]</div>

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<p>Jasonbres: /* Season 21 */</p> <hr /> <div>The following is a '''list of [[Chalkboard gag|chalkboard gags]]''' seen on '''[[The Simpsons (show)|The Simpsons]]'''.<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 1)|Season 1]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #DEDDE2&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |1<br /> |December 17, 1989<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |2<br /> |January 14, 1990<br /> |I will not waste chalk<br /> |[[Bart the Genius]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |3<br /> |January 21, 1990<br /> |I will not skateboard in the halls<br /> |[[Homer's Odyssey]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |4<br /> |January 28, 1990<br /> |I will not burp in class<br /> |[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |5<br /> |February 4, 1990<br /> |''no gag - shortened opening due to time''<br /> |[[Bart the General]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |6<br /> |February 11, 1990<br /> |I will not instigate revolution<br /> |[[Moaning Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |7<br /> |February 18, 1990<br /> |I will not draw naked ladies in class<br /> |[[Call of the Simpsons]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |8<br /> |February 25, 1990<br /> |I did not see Elvis<br /> |[[The Telltale Head]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |9<br /> |March 18, 1990<br /> |''no gag - shortened opening due to time''<br /> |[[Life on the Fast Lane]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |10<br /> |March 25, 1990<br /> |I will not call my teacher &quot;Hot Cakes&quot;<br /> |[[Homer's Night Out]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |11<br /> |April 15, 1990<br /> |Garlic gum is not funny<br /> |[[The Crepes of Wrath]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF;&quot;<br /> |12<br /> |April 29, 1990<br /> |They are laughing at me, not with me<br /> |[[Krusty Gets Busted]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F2F2F2;&quot;<br /> |13<br /> |May 13, 1990<br /> |I will not yell &quot;Fire!&quot; in a crowded classroom<br /> |[[Some Enchanted Evening]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 2)|Season 2]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #C5E4E1&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #C5E4E1&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #C5E4E1&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #C5E4E1&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |14<br /> |October 11, 1990<br /> |I will not encourage others to fly ''(And during the episode:'' I will not fake my way through life'')''<br /> |[[Bart Gets an F]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |15<br /> |October 18, 1990<br /> |Tar is not a plaything<br /> |[[Simpson and Delilah]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |16<br /> |October 25, 1990<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |17<br /> |November 1, 1990<br /> |I will not Xerox my butt (''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'' - &quot;It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'&quot;)<br /> |[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |18<br /> |November 8, 1990<br /> |I will not trade pants with others<br /> |[[Dancin' Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |19<br /> |November 15, 1990<br /> |I am not a 32 year old woman ''(though at the time, the voice of Bart, [[Nancy Cartwright]], was) ''<br /> |[[Dead Putting Society]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |20<br /> |November 22, 1990<br /> |I will not do that thing with my tongue<br /> |[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |21<br /> |December 6, 1990<br /> |I will not drive the principal's car (similar chalkboard gag in ''The Months'', with the principal being replaced by December)<br /> |[[Bart the Daredevil]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |22<br /> |December 20, 1990<br /> |I will not pledge allegiance to Bart<br /> |[[Itchy &amp; Scratchy &amp; Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |23<br /> |January 10, 1991<br /> |I will not sell school property<br /> |[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |24<br /> |January 24, 1991<br /> |I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all &quot;ditto&quot; quotation marks.)''<br /> |[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |25<br /> |January 31, 1991<br /> |I will not get very far with this attitude<br /> |[[The Way We Was]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |26<br /> |February 7, 1991<br /> |I will not make flatulent noises in class<br /> |[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |27<br /> |February 14, 1991<br /> |I will not belch the national anthem<br /> |[[Principal Charming]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |28<br /> |February 21, 1991<br /> |I will not sell land in Florida<br /> |[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |29<br /> |March 7, 1991<br /> |I will not sell school property<br /> |[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |30<br /> |March 28, 1991<br /> |I will not grease the monkey bars<br /> |[[Old Money]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |31<br /> |April 11, 1991<br /> |I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment<br /> |[[Brush with Greatness]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |32<br /> |April 25, 1991<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa's Substitute]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |33<br /> |May 2, 1991<br /> |I will not do anything bad ever again<br /> |[[The War of the Simpsons]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EFF8F7&quot;<br /> |34<br /> |May 9, 1991<br /> |I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''<br /> |[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |35<br /> |July 11, 1991<br /> |I will not sleep through my education<br /> |[[Blood Feud]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 3)|Season 3]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E2C7DD&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E2C7DD&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #E2C7DD&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E2C7DD&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |36<br /> |September 19, 1991<br /> |I am not a dentist<br /> |[[Stark Raving Dad]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |37<br /> |September 26, 1991<br /> |Spitwads are not free speech<br /> |[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |38<br /> |October 3, 1991<br /> |Nobody likes sunburn slappers<br /> |[[When Flanders Failed]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |39<br /> |October 10, 1991<br /> |High explosives and school don't mix ''(And during the episode:'' I will not bribe Principal Skinner'')''<br /> |[[Bart the Murderer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |40<br /> |October 17, 1991<br /> |I will not squeak chalk''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''<br /> |[[Homer Defined]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |41<br /> |October 24, 1991<br /> |I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''<br /> |[[Like Father, Like Clown]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |42<br /> |October 31, 1991<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror II]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |43<br /> |November 7, 1991<br /> |&quot;Bart Bucks&quot; are not legal tender<br /> |[[Lisa's Pony]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |44<br /> |November 14, 1991<br /> |I will not fake rabies<br /> |[[Saturdays of Thunder]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |45<br /> |November 21, 1991<br /> |Underwear should be worn on the inside<br /> |[[Flaming Moe's]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |46<br /> |December 5, 1991<br /> |The Christmas Pageant does not stink<br /> |[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |47<br /> |December 26, 1991<br /> |I will not torment the emotionally frail<br /> |[[I Married Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |48<br /> |January 9, 1992<br /> |I will not carve gods<br /> |[[Radio Bart]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |49<br /> |January 23, 1992<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa the Greek]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |50<br /> |February 6, 1992<br /> |I will not spank others<br /> |[[Homer Alone]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |51<br /> |February 13, 1992<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart the Lover]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |52<br /> |February 20, 1992<br /> |I will not aim for the head''(In this episode, a major character was hit in the head by a pitch during a baseball game.)''<br /> |[[Homer at the Bat]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |53<br /> |February 27, 1992<br /> |I will not barf unless I'm sick ''(And during the episode:'' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty'')''<br /> |[[Separate Vocations]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |54<br /> |March 12, 1992<br /> |I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge<br /> |[[Dog of Death]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |55<br /> |March 26, 1992<br /> |I will not conduct my own fire drills<br /> |[[Colonel Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |56<br /> |April 9, 1992<br /> |Funny noises are not funny<br /> |[[Black Widower]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |57<br /> |April 23, 1992<br /> |I will not spin the turtle<br /> |[[The Otto Show]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #F7F0F5&quot;<br /> |58<br /> |May 7, 1992<br /> |I will not snap bras<br /> |[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |59<br /> |August 27, 1992<br /> |I will not fake seizures<br /> |[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 4)|Season 4]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #85CAFF&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |60<br /> |September 24, 1992<br /> |This punishment is not boring and pointless<br /> |[[Kamp Krusty]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |61<br /> |October 01, 1992<br /> |My name is not &quot;Dr. Death&quot;<br /> |[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |62<br /> |October 08, 1992<br /> |I will not defame New Orleans''(This was due to complaints regarding the [[A Streetcar Named Marge|previous episode]]'s song about New Orleans.)''<br /> |[[Homer the Heretic]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |63<br /> |October 15, 1992<br /> |I will not prescribe medication<br /> |[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |64<br /> |October 29, 1992<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror III]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |65<br /> |November 03, 1992<br /> |I will not bury the new kid ''(During the episode, Marge writes &quot;I will try to raise a better child.&quot;)''<br /> |[[:Itchy &amp; Scratchy: The Movie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |66<br /> |November 05, 1992<br /> |I will not teach others to fly<br /> |[[Marge Gets a Job]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |67<br /> |November 12, 1992<br /> |I will not bring sheep to class<br /> |[[New Kid on the Block]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |68<br /> |November 19, 1992<br /> |A burp is not an answer<br /> |[[Mr. Plow]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |69<br /> |December 03, 1992<br /> |Teacher is not a leper<br /> |[[Lisa's First Word]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |70<br /> |December 17, 1992<br /> |Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.)''<br /> |[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |71<br /> |January 14, 1993<br /> |I will not eat things for money<br /> |[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |72<br /> |January 21, 1993<br /> |I will not yell &quot;She's Dead&quot; during roll call<br /> |[[Selma's Choice]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |73<br /> |February 04, 1993<br /> |The [[Seymour Skinner|principal]]'s toupée is not a frisbee<br /> |[[Brother from the Same Planet]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |74<br /> |February 11, 1993<br /> |I will not call the principal &quot;spud head&quot;<br /> |[[I Love Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |75<br /> |February 18, 1993<br /> |Goldfish don't bounce<br /> |[[Duffless]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |76<br /> |March 11, 1993<br /> |Mud is not one of the 4 food groups<br /> |[[Last Exit to Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |77<br /> |April 01, 1993<br /> |No one is interested in my underpants<br /> |[[:So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |78<br /> |April 15, 1993<br /> |I will not sell miracle cures<br /> |[[The Front]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |79<br /> |April 29, 1993<br /> |I will return the seeing-eye dog<br /> |[[Whacking Day]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #E3F2FF&quot;<br /> |80<br /> |May 06, 1993<br /> |I do not have diplomatic immunity<br /> |[[Marge in Chains]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |81<br /> |May 13,1993<br /> |I will not charge admission to the bathroom<br /> |[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 5)|Season 5]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FD9D83&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |82<br /> |September 30, 1993<br /> |I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]] (''Nine Emmy awards had been won by the show and cast by show's date'')<br /> |[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |83<br /> |October 07, 1993<br /> |The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy<br /> |[[Cape Feare]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |84<br /> |October 14, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer Goes to College]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |85<br /> |October 21, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Rosebud (The Simpsons)|Rosebud]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |86<br /> |October 28, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |87<br /> |November 04, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Marge on the Lam]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |88<br /> |November 11, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart's Inner Child]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |89<br /> |November 18, 1993<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |90<br /> |December 09, 1993<br /> |All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy<br /> |[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |91<br /> |December 16, 1993<br /> |I will not say &quot;[[Springfield]]&quot; just to get applause<br /> |[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |92<br /> |January 06, 1994<br /> |I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers<br /> |[[Homer the Vigilante]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |93<br /> |February 03, 1994<br /> |My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man<br /> |[[Bart Gets Famous]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |94<br /> |February 10, 1994<br /> |I will not go near the kindergarten turtle<br /> |[[Homer and Apu]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |95<br /> |February 17, 1994<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |96<br /> |February 24, 1994<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Deep Space Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |97<br /> |March 17, 1994<br /> |I am not delightfully saucy<br /> |[[Homer Loves Flanders]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |98<br /> |March 31, 1994<br /> |Organ transplants are best left to the professionals<br /> |[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |99<br /> |April 14, 1994<br /> |The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with &quot;Hail [[Satan]]&quot;<br /> |[[Burns' Heir]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |100<br /> |April 28, 1994<br /> |I will not celebrate meaningless milestones''([[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song|100th episode]])''<br /> |[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |101<br /> |May 05, 1994<br /> |There are plenty of businesses like show business<br /> |[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFEBD9&quot;<br /> |102<br /> |May 12, 1994<br /> |I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball<br /> |[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |103<br /> |May 19, 1994<br /> |Five days is not too long to wait for a gun<br /> |[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 6)|Season 6]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #BCBCBC&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |104<br /> |September 04, 1994<br /> |Beans are neither a fruit nor musical (This takes us back to &quot;Whacking Day&quot;)<br /> |[[Bart of Darkness]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |105<br /> |September 11, 1994<br /> |No one is interested in my underpants (same as episode 77)<br /> |[[Lisa's Rival]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |106<br /> |September 25, 1994<br /> |I will not use abbrev.<br /> |[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |107<br /> |October 02, 1994<br /> |I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.<br /> |[[Itchy &amp; Scratchy Land]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |108<br /> |October 09, 1994<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |109<br /> |October 30, 1994<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror V]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |110<br /> |November 06, 1994<br /> |I will not send lard through the mail<br /> |[[Bart's Girlfriend]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |111<br /> |November 13, 1994<br /> |I will not dissect things unless instructed<br /> |[[Lisa on Ice]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |112<br /> |November 27, 1994<br /> |I will not whittle hall passes out of soap<br /> |[[Homer Badman]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |113<br /> |December 04, 1994<br /> |My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man''(recycled from 1F11)''<br /> |[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |114<br /> |December 18, 1994<br /> |[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't &quot;morph&quot; if you squeeze him hard enough<br /> |[[Fear of Flying]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |115<br /> |January 08, 1995<br /> |Adding &quot;just kidding&quot; doesn't make it okay to insult the principal<br /> |[[Homer the Great]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |116<br /> |January 22, 1995<br /> |'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice<br /> |[[And Maggie Makes Three]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |117<br /> |February 05, 1995<br /> |Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does<br /> |[[Bart's Comet]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |118<br /> |February 12, 1995<br /> |Next time it could be me on the scaffolding<br /> |[[Homie the Clown]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |119<br /> |February 19, 1995<br /> |I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person<br /> |[[Bart vs. Australia]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |120<br /> |February 26, 1995<br /> |I will remember to take my medication<br /> |[[Homer vs. Patty &amp; Selma]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |121<br /> |March 05, 1995<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Star Is Burns]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |122<br /> |March 19, 1995<br /> |I will not strut around like I own the place<br /> |[[Lisa's Wedding]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |123<br /> |April 09, 1995<br /> |The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far<br /> |[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |124<br /> |April 16, 1995<br /> |I do not have power of attorney over first graders<br /> |[[The PTA Disbands]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |125<br /> |April 30, 1995<br /> |Nerve gas is not a toy<br /> |[['Round Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |126<br /> |May 07, 1995<br /> |I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface<br /> |[[The Springfield Connection]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |127<br /> |May 14, 1995<br /> |The First Amendment does not cover burping<br /> |[[Lemon of Troy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #EAEAEA&quot;<br /> |128<br /> |May 21, 1995<br /> |This is not a clue... or is it? ''(part 1 of &quot;[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]&quot;)''<br /> |[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 7)|Season 7]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #9B98D8&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |129<br /> |September 17, 1995<br /> |I will not complain about the solution when I hear it ''(part 2 of &quot;[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]&quot;)''<br /> |[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |130<br /> |September 24, 1995<br /> |&quot;Bewitched&quot; does not promote Satanism<br /> |[[Radioactive Man (episode)|Radioactive Man]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |131<br /> |October 01, 1995<br /> |No one wants to hear from my armpits<br /> |[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |132<br /> |October 08, 1995<br /> |I am not a lean mean spitting machine<br /> |[[Bart Sells His Soul]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |133<br /> |October 15, 1995<br /> |The boys' room is not a water park<br /> |[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |134<br /> |October 29, 1995<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |135<br /> |November 05, 1995<br /> |Indian burns are not our cultural heritage<br /> |[[King-Size Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |136<br /> |November 19, 1995<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mother Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |137<br /> |November 26, 1995<br /> |Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things<br /> |[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |138<br /> |December 03, 1995<br /> |I will only do this once a year ''(&quot;[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]],&quot; a clip show)''<br /> |[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |139<br /> |December 17, 1995<br /> |I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist<br /> |[[Marge Be Not Proud]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |140<br /> |January 07, 1996<br /> |I am not certified to remove asbestos<br /> |[[Team Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |141<br /> |January 14, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Two Bad Neighbors]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |142<br /> |February 04, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |143<br /> |February 11, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart the Fink]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |144<br /> |February 18, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |145<br /> |February 25, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer the Smithers]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |146<br /> |March 17, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Day the Violence Died]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |147<br /> |March 24, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Fish Called Selma]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |148<br /> |March 31, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart on the Road]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |149<br /> |April 14, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |150<br /> |April 28, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in &quot;The Curse of the Flying Hellfish&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |151<br /> |May 05, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Much Apu About Nothing]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |152<br /> |May 19, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homerpalooza]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F1F1F9&quot;<br /> |153<br /> |May 19, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 8)|Season 8]] ==<br /> <br /> {|width=&quot;100%&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|[[Chalkboard gag]]<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #8BC7D7&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |154<br /> |October 27, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |155<br /> |November 03, 1996<br /> |I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten<br /> |[[You Only Move Twice]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |156<br /> |November 10, 1996<br /> |I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]<br /> |[[The Homer They Fall]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |157<br /> |November 17, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Burns, Baby Burns]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |158<br /> |November 24, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart After Dark]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |159<br /> |December 01, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Milhouse Divided]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |160<br /> |December 15, 1996<br /> |''no gag''''(But during the episode, Lisa writes &quot;I will not be a snickerpuss.&quot;)'''''<br /> |[[Lisa's Date with Density]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |161<br /> |December 29, 1996<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Hurricane Neddy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |162<br /> |January 05, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |163<br /> |January 12, 1997<br /> |The truth is not out there''(&quot;[[The Springfield Files]],&quot; an ''X-Files'' parody episode)''<br /> |[[The Springfield Files]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |164<br /> |January 19, 1997<br /> |I am not licensed to do anything (referencing a James Bond movie)<br /> |[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |165<br /> |February 02, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mountain of Madness]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |166<br /> |February 07, 1997<br /> |I will not hide the teacher's Prozac<br /> |[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |167<br /> |February 09, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Itchy &amp; Scratchy &amp; Poochie Show]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |168<br /> |February 16, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer's Phobia]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |169<br /> |February 23, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Brother from Another Series]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |170<br /> |March 02, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[My Sister, My Sitter]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |171<br /> |March 16, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |172<br /> |April 06, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Grade School Confidential]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |173<br /> |April 13, 1997<br /> |A fire drill does not demand a fire<br /> |[[The Canine Mutiny]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |174<br /> |April 20, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |175<br /> |April 27, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[In Marge We Trust]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |176<br /> |May 04, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer's Enemy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |177<br /> |May 11, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#EDF6F8&quot;<br /> |178<br /> |May 18, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[The Simpsons (season 9)|Season 9]]==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #E08DBE&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |179<br /> |September 21, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |180<br /> |September 28, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Principal and the Pauper]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |181<br /> |October 19, 1997<br /> |I no longer want my [[Wikipedia:MYV|MTV]]''(reference to the lyrics of the [[Wikipedia:Dire Straits|Dire Straits]] song [[Wikipedia:Money for Nothing (song)|Money for Nothing (song)]], and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming)''<br /> |[[Lisa's Sax]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |182<br /> |October 26, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |183<br /> |November 02, 1997<br /> |Everyone is tired of that [[Wikipedia:Richard Gere|Richard Gere]] story.<br /> |[[The Cartridge Family]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |184<br /> |November 09, 1997<br /> |I did not invent Irish dancing.<br /> |[[Bart Star]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |185<br /> |November 16, 1997<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |186<br /> |November 23, 1997<br /> |I will not tease Fatty.<br /> |[[Lisa the Skeptic]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |187<br /> |December 07, 1997<br /> |There was no Roman god named &quot;Fartacus&quot;<br /> |[[Realty Bites]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |188<br /> |December 21, 1997<br /> |Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related<br /> |[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |189<br /> |January 04, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[All Singing, All Dancing]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |190<br /> |January 11, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart Carny]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |191<br /> |February 08, 1998<br /> |Shooting paintballs is not an art form<br /> |[[The Joy of Sect]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |192<br /> |February 15, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Das Bus]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |193<br /> |February 22, 1998<br /> |Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted &quot;Pain is the cleanser!&quot; as he yanked his moustache in the episode [[Home Away from Homer]].)<br /> |[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |194<br /> |March 01, 1998<br /> |Silly string is not a nasal spray.<br /> |[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |195<br /> |March 08, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lisa the Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |196<br /> |March 22, 1998<br /> |I was told not to do this<br /> |[[This Little Wiggy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |197<br /> |March 29, 1998<br /> |My butt does not deserve a website.<br /> |[[Simpson Tide]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |198<br /> |April 05, 1998<br /> |I will not demand what I'm worth ''(This is a reference to the voice cast's recent demands for higher pay.)''<br /> |[[The Trouble With Trillions]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |199<br /> |April 19, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Girly Edition]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |200<br /> |April 26, 1998<br /> |I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]''(This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.)''<br /> |[[Trash of the Titans]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |201<br /> |May 03, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[King of the Hill (The Simpsons)|King of the Hill]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |202<br /> |May 10, 1998<br /> |I am not the new [[Wikipedia:Dalai Lama|Dalai Lama]].<br /> |[[Lost Our Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#F7D6E8&quot;<br /> |203<br /> |May 17, 1998<br /> |I was not the inspiration for &quot;[[Wikipedia:Cosmo Kramer|Kramer]]&quot; ''(This episode aired three days after [[Wikipedia:The Finale (Seinfeld)|the last episode]] of &quot;[[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]]&quot;.)''<br /> |[[Natural Born Kissers]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 10)|Season 10]] ==<br /> <br /> {|width=&quot;100%&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #bca56a&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |204<br /> |August 23, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Lard of the Dance]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |205<br /> |September 20, 1998<br /> |I will not file [http:///index.php?title=Frivolous_litigation&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 frivolous lawsuits]<br /> |[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |206<br /> |September 27, 1998<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart the Mother]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |207<br /> |October 25, 1998<br /> |The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |208<br /> |November 08, 1998<br /> |&quot;butt.com&quot; is not my [http:///index.php?title=E-mail_address&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 E-mail address]''(This was changed to &quot;butt.butt&quot; in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.)''<br /> |[[When You Dish upon a Star]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |209<br /> |November 15, 1998<br /> |No one cares what my [http:///index.php?title=Lewinsky_scandal&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 definition of &quot;is&quot;] is<br /> |[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |210<br /> |November 22, 1998<br /> |I will not scream for [http:///index.php?title=Ice_cream&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 ice cream]<br /> |[[Lisa Gets an &quot;A&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |211<br /> |December 06, 1998<br /> |I am not a licensed [http:///index.php?title=Hairstylist&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 hairstylist]<br /> |[[:Homer Simpson in: &quot;Kidney Trouble&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |212<br /> |December 20, 1998<br /> |&quot;The [[Bill Clinton|President]] did it&quot; is not an excuse ''(This aired a day after impeachment proceedings started against [[Bill Clinton]])''<br /> |[[Mayored to the Mob]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |213<br /> |January 10, 1999<br /> |My mom is not dating [http:///index.php?title=Jerry_Seinfeld&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Jerry Seinfeld]<br /> |[[Viva Ned Flanders]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |214<br /> |January 17, 1999<br /> |[[Sherri and Terri|Sherri]] does not &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Baby_Got_Back&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 got back]&quot;<br /> |[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |215<br /> |January 31, 1999<br /> |I will not do &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 the dirty bird]&quot; ''(This episode aired the night of [http:///index.php?title=Super_Bowl_XXXIII&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Super Bowl XXXIII], in which the [http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Atlanta Falcons], for whom &quot;The Dirty Bird&quot; was a signature dance/celebration, played.)''<br /> |[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |216<br /> |February 07, 1999<br /> |No one cares about my [http:///index.php?title=Sciatica&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 sciatica]<br /> |[[Homer to the Max]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |217<br /> |February 14, 1999<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Hillbilly&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Hillbillies] are people too<br /> |[[I'm with Cupid]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |218<br /> |February 21, 1999<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Grammar&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Grammar] is not a time of waste<br /> |[[:Marge Simpson in: &quot;Screaming Yellow Honkers&quot;]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |219<br /> |February 28, 1999<br /> |I do not have [http:///index.php?title=Diplomatic_immunity&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 diplomatic immunity] (Taken from 9F20)<br /> |[[Make Room for Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |220<br /> |March 28, 1999<br /> |It does not suck to be you (A reference to a [http:///index.php?title=Prozz%C3%A4k&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Prozzäk] song)<br /> |[[Maximum Homerdrive]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |221<br /> |April 04, 1999<br /> |I cannot [http:///index.php?title=Absolution&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 absolve] sins ''(And during Lisa's dream in the episode:'' I will not deface'' using hieroglyphics where possible)''<br /> |[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |222<br /> |April 11, 1999<br /> |A trained ape could not teach gym<br /> |[[Mom and Pop Art]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |223<br /> |April 25, 1999<br /> |Loose [http:///index.php?title=Tooth&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 teeth] don't need my help<br /> |[[The Old Man and the &quot;C&quot; Student]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |224<br /> |May 02, 1999<br /> |I have neither been there nor done that<br /> |[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |225<br /> |May 09, 1999<br /> |No one wants to hear from my armpits (This is from 3F01)<br /> |[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#efe6d0&quot;<br /> |226<br /> |May 16, 1999<br /> |I'm so very tired ''(At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.)''<br /> |[[Thirty Minutes over Tokyo]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 11)|Season 11]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |227<br /> |September 26, 1999<br /> |Fridays are not &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Clothing_optional&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 pants optional]&quot; ''(In Australia, [http:///index.php?title=Hamish_and_Andy&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Hamish and Andy] (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.)''<br /> |[[Beyond Blunderdome]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |228<br /> |October 03, 1999<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Pork&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Pork] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Verb&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 verb]''(the irony is that &quot;pork&quot; is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning &quot;to have sexual intercourse with&quot;)''<br /> |[[Brother's Little Helper]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |229<br /> |October 24, 1999<br /> |I am not [http:///index.php?title=The_Last_Don&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 the last Don]''(Possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred [[Joe Mantegna]], voice of recurring Simpsons character [[Fat Tony]])''<br /> |[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |230<br /> |October 31, 1999<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror X]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |231<br /> |November 07, 1999<br /> |I did not win the [http:///index.php?title=Nobel_Prize&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Nobel Fart Prize]<br /> |[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |232<br /> |November 14, 1999<br /> |I won't not use no [http:///index.php?title=Double_negative&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 double negatives]''(since three negatives are used, the sentence is true)''<br /> |[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |233<br /> |November 21, 1999<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=School_prank&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Indian burns] are not our cultural heritage (This is from 3F05)<br /> |[[Eight Misbehavin']]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |234<br /> |November 28, 1999<br /> |I can't see dead people (This is a reference to [http:///index.php?title=The_Sixth_Sense&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 The Sixth Sense])<br /> |[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |235<br /> |December 19, 1999<br /> |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Organ_transplant&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 sell my kidney] on [http:///index.php?title=EBay&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 eBay] (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs)<br /> |[[Grift of the Magi]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |236<br /> |January 9, 2000<br /> |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Chris_Ofili&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 create art from dung]<br /> |[[Little Big Mom]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |237<br /> |January 16, 2000<br /> |I will stop phoning it in<br /> |[[Faith Off]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |238<br /> |January 23, 2000<br /> |Class clown is not a paid position<br /> |[[The Mansion Family]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |239<br /> |February 06, 2000<br /> |Substitute teachers are not [http:///index.php?title=Strike_action&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 scabs]<br /> |[[Saddlesore Galactica]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |240<br /> |February 13, 2000<br /> |My [http:///index.php?title=Suspension_(school_punishment)&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 suspension] was not mutual<br /> |[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |241<br /> |February 20, 2000<br /> |A [http:///index.php?title=Belch&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 belch] is not an oral report<br /> |[[:Missionary: Impossible]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |242<br /> |February 27, 2000<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Dodgeball&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Dodgeball] stops at the gym door<br /> |[[Pygmoelian]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |243<br /> |March 19, 2000<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Flammable&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Non-flammable] is not a challenge<br /> |[[Bart to the Future]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |244<br /> |April 09, 2000<br /> |I was not [http:///index.php?title=Sexual_harassment&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 touched][http:///index.php?title=Penis&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 &quot;there&quot;][http:///index.php?title=Touched_by_an_Angel&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 by an angel]<br /> |[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |245<br /> |April 30, 2000<br /> |I am not here on a fartball [http:///index.php?title=Scholarship&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 scholarship]<br /> |[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |246<br /> |May 07, 2000<br /> |I will not dance on anyone's grave<br /> |[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |247<br /> |May 14, 2000<br /> |I cannot hire a substitute student<br /> |[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |248<br /> |May 21, 2000<br /> |&quot;I will not obey the voices in my head&quot;<br /> |[[Behind the Laughter]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 12)|Season 12]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |249<br /> |November 01, 2000<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |250<br /> |November 05, 2000<br /> |I will not plant sublimin&lt;span style=&quot;color: green;&quot;&gt;'''al'''&lt;/span&gt; messa'''[http:///index.php?title=Al_Gore&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 &lt;span style=&quot;color: green;&quot;&gt;gore&lt;/span&gt;]'''s (aired two days before the [http:///index.php?title=United_States_presidential_election,_2000&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 2000 U.S. presidential election])<br /> |[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |251<br /> |November 12, 2000<br /> |I will not surprise the [http:///index.php?title=Incontinence&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 incontinent]<br /> |[[Insane Clown Poppy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |252<br /> |November 19, 2000<br /> |I am not the [http:///index.php?title=Acting_President_of_the_United_States&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 acting president] (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election)<br /> |[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |253<br /> |November 26, 2000<br /> |I was not the [http:///index.php?title=Fifth_Beatle&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 sixth Beatle]<br /> |[[Homer vs. Dignity]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |254<br /> |December 03, 2000<br /> |I will only provide a urine sample when asked<br /> |[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |255<br /> |December 10, 2000<br /> |The nurse is not dealing<br /> |[[The Great Money Caper]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |256<br /> |December 17, 2000<br /> |Science class should not end in [http:///index.php?title=Tragedy&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 tragedy]''(During the episode, Skinner writes &quot;I ain't not a dorkus&quot;)''<br /> |[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |257<br /> |January 07, 2001<br /> |Network TV is not dead<br /> |[[HOMR]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |258<br /> |January 14, 2001<br /> |I will not &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Who_Let_the_Dogs_Out&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 let the dogs out]&quot; ''(reference a song made popular by the [[Baha Men]])''<br /> |[[Pokey Mom]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |259<br /> |February 04, 2001<br /> |I will not hide the teacher's medication<br /> |[[Worst Episode Ever]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |260<br /> |February 11, 2001<br /> |I will not publish the principal's [http:///index.php?title=Credit_history&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 credit report]<br /> |[[Tennis the Menace]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |261<br /> |February 18, 2001<br /> |The hamster did not have a &quot;full life&quot;<br /> |[[Day of the Jackanapes]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |262<br /> |February 25, 2001<br /> |I will not buy a [http:///index.php?title=Presidential_pardon&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 presidential pardon]''(This refers to the [http:///index.php?title=Bill_Clinton_pardons_controversy&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Bill Clinton pardons controversy], involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.)''<br /> |[[New Kids on the Blecch]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |263<br /> |March 04, 2001<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Temptation_Island&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Temptation Island]&quot; was not a sleazy piece of crap<br /> |[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |264<br /> |March 11, 2001<br /> |I will not scare the [http:///index.php?title=Dick_Cheney&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 vice president]''(a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition)''<br /> |[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |265<br /> |April 01, 2001<br /> |I will not flush evidence<br /> |[[Simpson Safari]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |266<br /> |April 29, 2001<br /> |Fire is not the cleanser<br /> |[[Trilogy of Error]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |267<br /> |May 06, 2001<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Genetics&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Genetics] is not an excuse<br /> |[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |268<br /> |May 13, 2001<br /> |Today is not [http:///index.php?title=Mothra&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Mothra]'s Day ''(This episode aired on [http:///index.php?title=Mother%27s_Day&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Mother's Day].)''<br /> |[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |269<br /> |May 20, 2001<br /> |I should not be twenty-one by now ''(Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.)''<br /> |[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 13)|Season 13]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |270<br /> |November 6, 2001<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |271<br /> |November 11, 2001<br /> |Nobody reads these anymore<br /> |[[The Parent Rap]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |272<br /> |November 18, 2001<br /> |A burp in a jar is not a science project<br /> |[[Homer the Moe]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |273<br /> |December 2, 2001<br /> |Fun does not have a size<br /> |[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |274<br /> |December 9, 2001<br /> |I am not Charlie Brown on acid (''reference to how critics described &quot;[[South Park]]&quot;'')<br /> |[[The Blunder Years]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |275<br /> |December 16, 2001<br /> |I do not have a cereal named after me ''(In fact, he did: &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson_Peanut_Butter_Chocolate_Crunch&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch]&quot;. In the UK they released &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson%27s_No_Problem-os&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Bart Simpson's No Problem-os])''<br /> |[[She of Little Faith]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |276<br /> |January 6, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Brawl in the Family]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |277<br /> |January 20, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |278<br /> |January 27, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Jaws Wired Shut]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |279<br /> |February 10, 2002<br /> |I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s''(A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.)''<br /> |[[Half-Decent Proposal]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |280<br /> |February 17, 2002<br /> |The Giving Tree is not a chump<br /> |[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |281<br /> |February 24, 2002<br /> |Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project<br /> |[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |282<br /> |March 10, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Old Man and the Key]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |283<br /> |March 17, 2002<br /> |Vampire is not a career choice<br /> |[[Tales from the Public Domain]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |284<br /> |March 31, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Blame It on Lisa]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |285<br /> |April 7, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |286<br /> |April 21, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Gump Roast]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |287<br /> |April 28, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[I Am Furious Yellow]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |288<br /> |May 5, 2002<br /> |I will never [[Matt Groening|lie about being cancelled]] again ''(a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season)''<br /> |[[The Sweetest Apu]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |289<br /> |May 12, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |290<br /> |May 19, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Frying Game]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |291<br /> |May 22, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 14)|Season 14]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |292<br /> |November 03, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |293<br /> |November 10, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |294<br /> |November 17, 2002<br /> |Fish do not like [http:///index.php?title=Coffee&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 coffee]<br /> |[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |295<br /> |November 24, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Large Marge]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |296<br /> |December 01, 2002<br /> |[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] did not test [http:///index.php?title=Cooties&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 cootie] positive<br /> |[[Helter Shelter]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |297<br /> |December 15, 2002<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Great Louse Detective]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |298<br /> |January 05, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Special Edna]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |299<br /> |January 12, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |300<br /> |February 02, 2003<br /> |This school does not need a &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Regime_change&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 regime change]&quot; ''(reference to the then-upcoming [http:///index.php?title=2003_Invasion_of_Iraq&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 War In Iraq])''<br /> |[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |301<br /> |February 09, 2003<br /> |[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Contraceptive&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 contraceptive]<br /> |[[Pray Anything]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |302<br /> |February 16, 2003<br /> |I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe.)''<br /> |[[Barting Over]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |303<br /> |February 16, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |304<br /> |March 02, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Star Is Born-Again]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |305<br /> |March 09, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |306<br /> |March 16, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[C.E. D'oh]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |307<br /> |March 30, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |308<br /> |April 13, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Three Gays of the Condo]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |309<br /> |April 27, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |310<br /> |May 04, 2003<br /> |My pen is not a [http:///index.php?title=Booger&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 booger] launcher<br /> |[[Old Yeller Belly]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |311<br /> |May 11, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Brake My Wife, Please]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |312<br /> |May 18, 2003<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Sandwich&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Sandwiches] should not contain [http:///index.php?title=Sand&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 sand]<br /> |[[Bart of War]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |313<br /> |May 18, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Moe Baby Blues]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 15)|Season 15]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |314<br /> |November 02, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |315<br /> |November 09, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[My Mother the Carjacker]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |316<br /> |November 16, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The President Wore Pearls]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |317<br /> |November 23, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Regina Monologues]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |318<br /> |November 30, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Fat and the Furriest]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |319<br /> |December 07, 2003<br /> |Over forty &amp; single is not funny<br /> |[[Today I Am a Clown]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |320<br /> |December 14, 2003<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |321<br /> |January 04, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |322<br /> |January 11, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |323<br /> |January 25, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |324<br /> |February 08, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Margical History Tour]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |325<br /> |February 15, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |326<br /> |February 22, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Smart and Smarter]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |327<br /> |March 14, 2004<br /> |I will not speculate on how hot [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] used to be<br /> |[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |328<br /> |March 21, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Co-Dependent's Day]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |329<br /> |March 28, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Wandering Juvie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |330<br /> |April 18, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |331<br /> |April 25, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Catch_%27Em_if_You_Can&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Catch 'Em if You Can]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |332<br /> |May 02, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Simple Simpson]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |333<br /> |May 09, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Way We Weren't]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |334<br /> |May 16, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |335<br /> |May 23, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Fraudcast News]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 16)|Season 16]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |336<br /> |November 07, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |337<br /> |November 14, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[All's Fair in Oven War]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |338<br /> |November 21, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Sleeping with the Enemy (The Simpsons episode)|Sleeping with the Enemy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |339<br /> |December 05, 2004<br /> |Poking a dead [http:///index.php?title=Raccoon&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 raccoon] is not research<br /> |[[She Used to Be My Girl]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |340<br /> |December 12, 2004<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Fat Man and Little Boy (The Simpsons)|Fat Man and Little Boy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |341<br /> |January 16, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Midnight Rx]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |342<br /> |January 30, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mommie Beerest]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |343<br /> |February 06, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |344<br /> |February 13, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Pranksta Rap]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |345<br /> |February 20, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[There's Something About Marrying]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |346<br /> |March 06, 2005<br /> |Beer in a [http:///index.php?title=Milk_carton&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 milk carton] is not milk<br /> |[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |347<br /> |March 13, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |348<br /> |March 20, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Mobile Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |349<br /> |April 03, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |350<br /> |April 17, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Future-Drama]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |351<br /> |May 01, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |352<br /> |May 01, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Heartbroke Kid]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |353<br /> |May 08, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[A Star Is Torn]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |354<br /> |May 08, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |355<br /> |May 15, 2005<br /> |A [http:///index.php?title=Booger&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 booger] is not a bookmark<br /> |[[Home Away from Homer]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |356<br /> |May 15, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Father, The Son &amp; The Holy Guest Star]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 17)|Season 17]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |357<br /> |September 11, 2005<br /> |Does any kid still do this anymore? (''refers to the diminishing frequency of the chalkboard gag, as well as the real-life punishment'')<br /> |[[Bonfire of the Manatees]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |358<br /> |September 18, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |359<br /> |September 25, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |360<br /> |November 06, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |361<br /> |November 13, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |362<br /> |November 20, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[See Homer Run]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |363<br /> |November 27, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |364<br /> |December 11, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Italian Bob]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |365<br /> |December 18, 2005<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |366<br /> |January 08, 2006<br /> |I am not smarter than the [http:///index.php?title=George_W._Bush&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 President]<br /> |[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |367<br /> |January 29, 2006<br /> |[[Mrs. Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual<br /> |[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |368<br /> |February 26, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[My Fair Laddy]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |369<br /> |March 12, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |370<br /> |March 19, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |371<br /> |March 26, 2006<br /> |I will not laminate dog doo ''(The first airing of this episode included a special [http:///index.php?title=Live-action&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 live action] opening with'' 'I will not eat things for money' ''as the gag.)''<br /> |[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |372<br /> |April 02, 2006<br /> |I will not flip the [http:///index.php?title=Classroom&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 classroom] upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''<br /> |[[Million Dollar Abie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |373<br /> |April 09, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |374<br /> |April 23, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |375<br /> |April 30, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |376<br /> |May 07, 2006<br /> |I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]<br /> |[[Regarding Margie]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |377<br /> |May 14, 2006<br /> |Je ne parle pas français ''(&quot;I do not speak [http:///index.php?title=French_language&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 French].&quot;) ''<br /> |[[The Monkey Suit]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |378<br /> |May 21, 2006<br /> |Have a great summer, everyone ''(last episode of the season)''<br /> |[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 18)|Season 18]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |379<br /> |September 10, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |380<br /> |September 17, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |381<br /> |September 24, 2006<br /> |''no gag''''(But during the episode, Skinner writes &quot;A baby beat me up&quot; when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy)'''''<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Please_Homer,_Don%27t_Hammer_%27Em&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |382<br /> |November 5, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |383<br /> |November 12, 2006<br /> |We are not all naked under our clothes<br /> |&quot;[[G.I. D'oh]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |384<br /> |November 19, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |385<br /> |November 26, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |386<br /> |December 10, 2006<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |387<br /> |December 17, 2006<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Frankincense&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Frankincense] is not [http:///index.php?title=Frankenstein%27s_monster&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 a monster]<br /> |&quot;[[:Kill Gil: Vols. 1 &amp; 2]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |388<br /> |January 7, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Wife Aquatic]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |389<br /> |January 28, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |390<br /> |February 11, 2007<br /> |''no gag''''(But during the episode, Bart writes &quot;So long suckers&quot;)'''''<br /> |&quot;[[Little Big Girl]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |391<br /> |February 18, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Springfield Up]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |392<br /> |March 4, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Yokel Chords]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |393<br /> |March 11, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |394<br /> |March 25, 2007<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=Global_Warming&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Global Warming] did not eat my homework<br /> |&quot;[[Homerazzi]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |395<br /> |April 22, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Marge Gamer]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |396<br /> |April 29, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Boys of Bummer]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |397<br /> |May 6, 2007<br /> |I will not look up how much [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] makes<br /> |&quot;[[Crook and Ladder]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |398<br /> |May 13, 2007<br /> |Pearls are not oyster barf<br /> |&quot;[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |399<br /> |May 20, 2007<br /> |''no gag''''(special 24-style opening)'''''<br /> |&quot;[[24 Minutes]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |400<br /> |May 20, 2007<br /> |''no gag''''(normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says &quot;20 years ago&quot;, followed by a full showing of the [http:///index.php?title=Tracy_Ullman_Show&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Tracy Ullman Show] Simpsons short &quot;Family Portrait&quot;)'''''<br /> |&quot;[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[The Simpsons (season 19)|Season 19]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |401<br /> |September 23, 2007<br /> |I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]<br /> |&quot;[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |402<br /> |September 30, 2007<br /> |[http:///index.php?title=The_Wall_Street_Journal&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 The Wall Street Journal] is better than ever<br /> |&quot;[[The Homer of Seville]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |403<br /> |October 7, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Midnight Towboy]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |404<br /> |October 14, 2007<br /> |I am not a [http:///index.php?title=Federal_Deposit_Insurance_Corporation&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 FDIC]-insured bank.<br /> |&quot;[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |405<br /> |November 4, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |406<br /> |November 11, 2007<br /> |There is no such thing as an [http:///index.php?title=IPod&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 iPoddy]<br /> |&quot;[[Little Orphan Millie]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |407<br /> |November 18, 2007<br /> |The [http:///index.php?title=Pilgrim&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Pilgrims] were not [http:///index.php?title=Illegal_alien&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 illegal aliens]<br /> |&quot;[[Husbands and Knives]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |408<br /> |November 25, 2007<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Funeral for a Fiend]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |409<br /> |December 16, 2007<br /> |The capital of [http:///index.php?title=Montana&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Montana] is not &quot;[http:///index.php?title=Hannah_Montana&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Hannah]&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |410<br /> |January 6, 2008<br /> |[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo<br /> |&quot;[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |411<br /> |January 27, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[That 90's Show]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |412<br /> |February 17, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |413<br /> |March 2, 2008<br /> |The art teacher is fat, not pregnant<br /> |&quot;[[The Debarted]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |414<br /> |March 9, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Dial 'N' for Nerder]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |415<br /> |March 30, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Smoke On The Daughter]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |416<br /> |April 13, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Papa Don't Leech]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |417<br /> |April 27, 2008<br /> |''A persons a person, no mater how Ralph.''<br /> |&quot;[[Apocalypse Cow]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |418<br /> |May 4, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Any Given Sundance]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |419<br /> |May 11, 2008<br /> |''This punishment is medivial.''<br /> |&quot;[[Mona Leaves-a]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |420<br /> |MAy 18, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[All About Lisa]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[Season 20]] ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |421<br /> |September 28, 2008<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Sex,_Pies_And_Idiot_Scrapes&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Sex, Pies And Idiot Scrapes]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |422<br /> |October 5, 2008<br /> |Teachers diet is working.<br /> |&quot;[[Lost Verizon]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |423<br /> |October 19, 2008<br /> |There is no such month as Rocktober<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Double,_Double_Boy_In_Trouble&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Double, Double Boy In Trouble]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |424<br /> |November 2, 2008<br /> |None<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |425<br /> |November 9, 2008<br /> |I did not see Teacher siphoning gas.<br /> |&quot;[[Dangerous Curves]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |426<br /> |November 16, 2008<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[http:///index.php?title=Homer_and_Lisa_Exchange_Cross_Words&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |427<br /> |November 30, 2008<br /> |Prosperity is just around the corner.<br /> |&quot;[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |428<br /> |December 7, 2008<br /> |[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]<br /> |&quot;[[The Burns and the Bees]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |429<br /> |January 25, 2009<br /> |I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard<br /> |&quot; [http:///index.php?title=Lisa_The_Drama_Queen&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1 Lisa The Drama Queen]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |430<br /> |Febuary 15, 2009<br /> |<br /> HDTV is Worth Every Cent (The episode was the first one in HD)<br /> |&quot;[[Take My Life, Please]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |431<br /> |March 1, 2009<br /> |&quot;March Madness&quot; is Not an Excuse for Missing School<br /> |&quot;[[How the Test Was Won]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |432<br /> |March 8, 2009<br /> |&quot;I will not have fun with educational toys.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |433<br /> |MArch 15, 2009<br /> |No gag<br /> |&quot;[[Gone Maggie Gone]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |434<br /> | March 22, 2009<br /> |&quot;Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |435<br /> |March 29, 2009<br /> |&quot;My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Wedding for Disaster]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |436<br /> | April 5, 2009<br /> |No gag<br /> |&quot;[[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |437<br /> |April 19, 2009<br /> |&quot;I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[The Good, the Sad and the Drugly]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |438<br /> | April 26, 2009<br /> |&quot;I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Father Knows Worst]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |439<br /> |May 3, 2009<br /> |No gag<br /> |&quot;[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |440<br /> | May 10, 2009<br /> |No gag<br /> |&quot;[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |441<br /> |May 17, 2009<br /> |&quot;It's 'Facebook,' not 'Assbook.'&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Coming to Homerica]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[Season 21]]==<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |442<br /> |September 27, 2009<br /> |&quot;The class hamster isn't just sleeping.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Homer the Whopper]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |443<br /> |October 4, 2009<br /> |&quot;Chalkboarding is not torture.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Bart Gets a &quot;Z&quot;|Bart Gets a 'Z']]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |444<br /> |October 11, 2009<br /> |&quot;I am not allergic to long division.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[The Great Wife Hope]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |445<br /> |October 18, 2009<br /> |None<br /> |&quot;[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |446<br /> |November 15, 2009<br /> |&quot;I do not have the hots for my mom.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[The Devil Wears Nada]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |447<br /> |November 22, 2009<br /> |&quot;Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Pranks and Greens]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |448<br /> |November 29, 2009<br /> |&quot;Teachers' unions are not ruining this country.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |449<br /> |December 13, 2009<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |450<br /> |January 3, 2010<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Thursdays with Abie]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |451<br /> |January 10, 2010<br /> |&quot;The world may end in 2012, but this show won't.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |452<br /> |January 31, 2010<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Million Dollar Maybe]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |453<br /> |February 14, 2010<br /> |''no gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Boy Meets Curl]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |454<br /> |February 21, 2010<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[[The Color Yellow]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |455<br /> |March 14, 2010<br /> |''No gag''<br /> |&quot;[[Postcards from the Wedge]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |456<br /> |March 21, 2010<br /> |&quot;WWII could not beat up WWI&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Stealing First Base]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |457<br /> |March 28, 2010<br /> |no gag<br /> |&quot;[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |458<br /> |April 11, 2010<br /> |&quot;Hot dogs are not bookmarks.&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[American History X-cellent]]&quot;<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color: #FFFFFF&quot;<br /> |459<br /> |April 18, 2010<br /> |&quot;This counts as gym and art class&quot;<br /> |&quot;[[Chief of Hearts]]&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == ''The Simpsons Movie'' ==<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> !width=&quot;22&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|#<br /> !width=&quot;117&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Airdate<br /> !style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Gag<br /> !width=&quot;200&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #FADA00&quot;|Episode Name<br /> |-style=&quot;background-color:#FFF4A7&quot;<br /> |1<br /> |July 27, 2007<br /> |I will not [[Wikipedia:Copyright infringement#TV and film|illegally download]] this movie<br /> |[[The Simpsons Movie]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> [[The Simpsons]]<br /> [[Category:Opening sequence gags]]</div>

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