https://simpsonswiki.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Bulbasaur893Wikisimpsons - User contributions [en]2026-10-29T19:40:11ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.43.11https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Let%27s_Go_Fly_a_Coot&diff=683956Let's Go Fly a Coot2015-04-03T23:48:55Z<p>Bulbasaur893: /* Sypnosis */</p>
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"'''Let's Go Fly a Coot'''" is an upcoming [[season 26]] episode that will air in May 3, [[2015]].<ref name="EW"/><ref>[http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?Search_Arg=PAu003742202&Search_Code=REGS&PID=48IVbcc4XKKNY-xiWWLyZUd-w&SEQ=20141008180847&CNT=25&HIST=1 Registration number PAu003742202 at the United States Copyright Office]</ref> The episode will feature [[Abraham Simpson]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/AlJean/status/523115602135638019 Al Jean's Twitter]</ref><br />
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The Simpsons learn about Grampa’s days in the Air Force, and Bart takes up smoking to impress Milhouse’s Dutch cousin, Annika <ref>http://www.spoilertv.com/2015/04/fox-upcoming-episode-press-releases.html</ref><br />
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"'''The Musk Who Fell To Earth'''" is the twelfth episode of [[season 26]]. It aired on January 25, [[2015]].<br />
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{{Desc|When inventor Elon Musk lands in Springfield, he and Homer become fast friends and revolutionize the town's nuclear plant. But when Musk goes overboard and Mr. Burns wants him removed, Homer must figure out a way to break up with him.<ref>[http://www.thefutoncritic.com/listings/20141230fox18/ The Futon Critic - The Simpsons' Listings]</ref>}}<br />
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"'''The Kids Are All Fight'''" is an upcoming [[season 26]] episode that will air on April 26, [[2015]].<ref>[http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?Search_Arg=PAu003740824&Search_Code=REGS&PID=05f7LpiyakM6xdnwXx1AWTNd06a&SEQ=20140927201246&CNT=100&HIST=1 Registration number PAu003740824 at the United States Copyright Office]</ref> The episode will feature a four-year-old [[Bart]] and a two-year-old [[Lisa]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/AlJean/status/531836667556950016 Al Jean Twitter #1]</ref><br />
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<div>This is a '''list of all [[title screen gag]]s.'''<br />
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== [[Season 7]] ==<br />
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{{TB|[[File:138th Episode Spectacular Title Screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular!" is written on the screen in a different font.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F31}}<br />
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== [[Season 16]] ==<br />
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{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:350th Episode Title Screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|350th Episode, man!}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF10}}<br />
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== [[Season 20]]==<br />
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{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TRs|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|300px]]|12}}<br />
{{TRs|A [[three-eyed crow]] flies by.|21}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}<br />
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== [[Season 21]] ==<br />
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{{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF01.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF13}}<br />
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{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets a "Z" - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Sharry Bobbins]] flies across the screen with her magic umbrella.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF15}}<br />
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{{TB|[[File:The Great Wife Hope - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A stork flies by carrying [[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]].}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
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{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Homer]] flies by lying on a lawn chair with balloons.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets a "Z" - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF15.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Great Wife Hope - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF16.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF17.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Thursdays With Abie - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Instead of the usual music of the choir singing "The Simpsons," the "Miss Gulch/Wicked Witch of the West" theme from the 1939 film ''The Wizard of Oz'' is heard as [[Agnes Skinner]] rides her bicycle across the title.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time In Springfield - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ralph]] flies by hanging onto a kite.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Million Dollar Maybe - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Plopper]] web slings across the screen a la Spider-Man.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Boy Meets Curl - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Simpson family|Simpsons]] fly by in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Thursdays With Abie - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF02, except now the choir singing "The Simpsons" is heard as well as the "Miss Gulch/Wicked Witch of the West" theme.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF01.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Radioactive Man]] and [[Fallout Boy]] fly across.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time In Springfield - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF20.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Captain Lance Murdock]] drives by on his motorbike and shouts "Yeehaw!"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF08}}<br />
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{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Kang]] and [[Kodos]] fly by in a flying saucer, laughing.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF09}}<br />
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{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The title crashes into a Fox network satellite.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
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{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blus - title screen.png|220 px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Bumblebee Man]] flies across the screen.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door - title screen.png|220 px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Krusty the Clown]] and [[Sideshow Mel]] perform a trapeze act.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF11}}<br />
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{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender - Title Screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]], as an angel, flies across the screen.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}<br />
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{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Otto]] drives the school bus in the air in a hallucination like fashion.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a-Lisa - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A blimp with [[Mr. Burns]]' picture on it flies by.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:MoneyBart - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The three-eyed crow flies by with a rat in its mouth.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
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{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF01.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Fool Monty - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The three-eyed crow flies across holding [[Blinky]], the three-eyed fish.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window - original title screen.png|220px]]<br/>[[File:How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window - alternate title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' A Fox News helicopter flies by, "Not Suitable For Viewers Under 75" is on it.<br/>'''International/online airing:''' [[King Homer]] climbs up the Empire State Building and grabs the three-eyed crow.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A helicopter flies by with signage reading "Merry Christmas from FOX news, but no other holidays".}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Martin Prince, Jr.]] is hanging from a flagpole as the three-eyed crow flies past.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Flaming Moe - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Mr. Burns flies by in a vintage airplane. Smithers clings to the tail.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Moe, outfitted as a ski jumper, flies by and crashes into the letters of the title as they fill the screen.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pie Man and Cupcake Kid fly by.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Angry Dad The Movie - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Santa's Little Helper]] jumps up and grabs a passing frisbee.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF07}}<br />
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{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Santa's Little Helper flies by on a doghouse, in the same style as Snoopy, as bullets are fired.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dreams - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Professor Frink]] flies by on a jet pack.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Love is a Many-Strangled Thing - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Futurama]] theme briefly plays, and the {{IS|Planet Express ship}} flies across the screen.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Real Housewives of Fat Tony - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Maggie flies across on a paper aeroplane.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer flies by on a flying carpet.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:500 Keys - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Hank Scorpio]] flies across the screen in a [[Globex Corporation]] jet, fires two missiles and exclaims "It was this or a Porsche!"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[500 Keys]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Ned-Liest Catch - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Princess Penelope]] flies by on a unicorn.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF15}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 23]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode name}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Falcon and the D'ohman - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Otto]] slides down a rainbow.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Arnie Pye]] flies by in a helicopter while looking down, causing him to fall out.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Groundskeeper Willie|Willie]] flies up and away, with a leaf blower.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]] and [[Sideshow Mel]] swing down on trapezes, only for Mel to fall when trying to catch Krusty's hands.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Ten-Per-Cent Solution - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Bumblebee Man]] flies across, being chased by bees.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Kang]] or [[Kodos]] flies past a la [[Santa Claus]].}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]], representing the new year (2012), parachutes gently toward the ground, while [[Abe Simpson|Grampa]], who represents 2011, is carried away by a gust of wind.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The D'oh-cial Network - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]] is flown across the screen, ravaged, by a winged demon.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moe Goes from Rags to Riches - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A space shuttle gradually climbs, on the side displaying "For Sale $1".}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Daughter Also Rises - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] flies in as Cupid, shoots an arrow at the O in "Simpsons", which turns in to a love heart. Ralph flies off.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Title.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Title card saying: The most meaningless milestone of all!}}<br />
{{TB|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Bart climbs down a beanstalk carrying a harp and a goose.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Angry Dad The Movie - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of "[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]".''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Them, Robot Title Screen Gag.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Maggie]] flies past on a paper airplane.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Title Screen Gag.png|220px]]<br/>[[File:Elementary School Musical - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' Subtitle: "Now Entering [[Oregon]]".<br/>'''International (except UK)/online airing:''' ''Repeat of gag from MABF21.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF21.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend - tilte screen.png|220 px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A helicopter flies by, towing a banner which reads: "We don't hate you, [[Fox News]]. We just love [[MSNBC]], [[CNN]], [[CBS]], [[NBC]], [[ABC]], [[PBS]], [[BBC]], [[ESPN]], and [[Al Jazeera]] more."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from PABF09.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF14}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 24]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode name}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF17.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:AiBG - International-Online Title Screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' ''No title screen gag.''<br>'''International/online airing:''' [[Itchy]] fly an airplane with [[Scratchy]] as propeller.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer flies by wearing his [[Muumuu]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Sideshow Bob is flying the Wright Brothers Plane, is struck by lightening, and goes up in flames.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:To Cur, With Love - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Santa's sleigh and reindeer fly by, with Homer at the reins saying "Ho, ho, ho!" and Stampy the elephant trailing behind, hanging onto the sleigh with his trunk.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Cur, With Love]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Million Dollar Maybe - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF03.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A married Radiactive-Man flies across.}}<br />
{{TB|[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender - Title Screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF15.''}}<br />
{{TB|[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF08.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF08.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window - alternate title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of the gag from the International/online version of the NABF02 episode.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Leprechaun]] and the Easter Bunny have a fight in midair.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF01.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dreams - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF09.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Diggs Title Screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Saga of Carl - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Falcon and the D'ohman - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF16.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF17}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 25]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode name}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homerland title screen gag.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Superintendent Chalmers yells out "Skinnerrrr!" in a lawnchair with a balloon attached to a chair."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:THOH XXIV title screen1.png|220px]]<br>[[File:THOH XXIV title screen2.png|220px]]<br>[[File:THOH XXIV title screen3.png|220px]]<br>[[File:THOH XXIV title screen4.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings and a Funeral title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF07.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:YOLO title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[YOLO]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains title screen gag.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF05.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF09.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues title screen1.png|220px]]<br>[[File:White Christmas Blues title screen2.png|220px]]<br>[[File:White Christmas Blues title screen3.png|220px]]<br>[[File:White Christmas Blues title screen4.png|220px]]<br>}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Similar to gag from PABF03, but this time, Maggie representing the 2014 and the grampa representing the 2013.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Married to the Blob]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Specs and the City Title Screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Diggs Title Screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The D'oh-cial Network - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of PABF04''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of RABF10''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of PABF19''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Luca$ -Simcraft- Title Screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Simcraft'' Intro Sequence}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of NABF03''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Title Screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Pay Pal Title Gag.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:TYBoC - Title Screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF18}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 26]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Image|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode name}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender - Title Screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF15.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:SFM - Title Screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Simpsorama - Title Screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blazed and Confused - Title Screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Title Screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Falcon and the D'ohman - title screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF16.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray - title screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF06.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Ten-Per-Cent Solution - title screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from PABF02.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell To Earth]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Daughter Also Rises - title screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from PABF06.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|''None''}}<br />
{{TB|[[Simpsons Pixel couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Ned-Liest Catch - title screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF15.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands - title screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
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"'''Waiting for Duffman'''" is the upcoming [[season 26]]'s 17th episode and will air on March 15, [[2015]]. The episode was dedicated in memory of [[Sam Simon]], who died on March 8, aged 59. <br />
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{{Desc|When Duffman undergoes hip replacement surgery and retires, the company sets up a reality show competition to find his replacement. Homer wins the competition, and because the job requires him to stay sober, he learns that beer isn't as necessary as he thought to have a good time.''<ref name="Futon">[http://www.thefutoncritic.com/listings/20150219fox19/ Listings - SIMPSONS, THE on FOX|TheFutonCritic.com]</ref>}}<br />
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|owner = '''Current:''' [[Simpson family]] ([[Bart Simpson]])<br>'''Previous:''' [[Les]]<br />
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|appearance = "[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"<br />
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'''Santa's Little Helper''', also known as '''No. 8''' or '''His Majesty, King Suds McDuff of Sixpakistan''', is the [[Simpson family|Simpson]]'s family dog. He is a greyhound.<br />
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== History ==<br />
[[File:Santa's Little Helper dog race.png|thumb|left|Santa's Little Helper races at the [[Springfield Downs]].]]<br />
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[[Homer]] was relying on a [[Christmas]] bonus to buy presents, but didn't get it. He was relying on this bonus because the jar of Christmas money that Marge accumulates for the family's Christmas treats was disposed of to pay for the removal of a tattoo that Bart got on his arm. Homer took the small amount of Christmas money he made working as a Santa at the Springfield Mall and bet it at the dog track. He had inside information on what dog was going to win, but instead bet on the "long shot," Santa's Little Helper, believing his name to be a sign. Santa's Little Helper finished last (apparently, it was the latest in a long string of last-place finishes), and his frustrated owner abandoned him. Running to the first person he saw, the greyhound leaped into an angry [[Homer Simpson|Homer's]] arms and kissed him, calming him immediately. Homer and Bart brought him home, and everyone was so happy with him that it was a merry Christmas after all, where he was accepted as the family pet alongside [[Snowball II]].<ref>"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"</ref><br />
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Sometimes, Santa's Little Helper can be seen chewing on the newspaper and other objects in the Simpson's household (sometimes ignored or tolerated by the family), tearing up the furniture, digging holes in the backyard and eating food from the living room table.<br />
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With a few exceptions, Santa's Little Helper doesn't make any sound that resembles a bark. However, he does have an ability to think just like a person. Once, he makes a sound similar to "chewy", and Homer writes it down in his review, unamazed that the dog spoke English. He is also shown to have ridden a circus ball on his hind legs and utter the phrase 'We love... you!' in an attempt to be given some attention from the Simpson family. In addition, he was mascot of [[Duff Beer]], and was known as Suds McDuff (a reference to a similar, real life mascot Spuds MacKenzie).<br />
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Santa's Little Helper's life with the Simpsons was not always easy. He nearly died of gastric torsion (referred to in the show as a "twisting of the stomach") because Homer initially couldn't afford $750 for the required operation;<ref>"[[Dog of Death]]"</ref> and he also broke two legs when Bart's treehouse was demolished by [[Mr. Burns]]' slanted oil well drill (The latter of which caused Bart Simpson to hate Mr. Burns immensely).<ref>"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"</ref><br />
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At one time, Santa's Little Helper was shortly abandoned by Bart for [[Laddie]], a purebred and very well-trained dog he bought from a mail-order catalog together with various other expensive gifts and gadgets. To do that, Bart used a credit card he applied for under the name of his dog, yet the credit card company misread the form and issued a card to Mr. "Santos L. Halper". Laddie learned many tricks that Santa's Little Helper was completely unable to perform (most notably a back flip, CPR and using a toilet). The Simpson family nearly forgot about their old pet, and Bart eventually gave him away instead of Laddie when repo men take back everything he fraudulently purchased. Feeling guilty about this disloyalty and bored with his too perfect new dog, Bart tried to get Santa's Little Helper back. When he finally found him, Santa's Little Helper was serving as a seeing-eye dog for a blind man named Mr. Mitchell, but eventually decided to return to his former owner, Bart.<ref>"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"</ref><br />
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He also becomes a great hero after he saves Homer in a cornfield maze, and then becomes enrolled as a police dog, teamed up with Officer Lou. Both Lou and Santa's Little Helper make a good team, foiling crimes together. After biting Bart's left leg (due to the fact he got angry when the court stated that he violated one of the police codes while catching [[Snake Jailbird]]), Santa's Little Helper is sent off by the Simpson family to live with Lou. Later on, once Springfield Elementary is in danger and Bart isn't able to escape, Santa's Little Helper comes in to save him, and goes back to living with the Simpsons.<ref>"[[Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!]]"</ref> Unlike when he was the Duff mascot (which depicts the dog as a coward),<ref name="Old Yeller Belly">"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"</ref> Santa's Little Helper is depicted as a very brave and smart dog.<br />
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Marge and Lisa visited the [[Springfield Retirement Castle]] once with Santa's Little Helper. He ran in to the building and played with the seniors. The seniors liked having him there, but a day later when Marge and Lisa returned, the seniors had resorted to watching TV while the dog, now a senior, watched it too. Marge dragged the dog and Lisa, who had turned into a senior almost immediately, out.<ref>"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"</ref><br />
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Santa's Little Helper has been implied to be bisexual. At the time, the Simpson family is watching a gay pride parade marching down Evergreen Terrace, and one of the groups marching is the Gay Dog Alliance. The marching dogs are clothed in a series of typically camp gay costumes, and Santa's Little Helper, showing excitement by panting, shows an interest in several of the dogs, one of whom winks at him. Santa's Little Helper's attempt to join the dogs is thwarted by the fact that he is currently on a leash, noticing his interest, Homer decides to take the family away from the pride parade.<br />
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His kennel was destroyed during the events of [[Trappuccino]], and survived the event by doing things no dog should ever do.<ref name=Movie>"[[The Simpsons Movie]]"</ref> Homer then makes Santa's Little Helper participate in an ugly-dog contest, and embarrasses him in front of the town by making him wear an ugly costume. Lisa then tries to cheer him up.<ref>"[[Judge Me Tender]]"</ref><br />
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The Simpson family adopted a carrier pigeon once, named [[Raymond Bird]]. But, in the back garden one day, Bart let the pigeon out of its cage, where it was eaten by Santa's Little Helper. Bart became resentful of him. Marge and Homer took Bart to see Dr. Thurston, a psychologist, who suggested that he should forgive Santa's Little Helper, as he is the smarter of the two and knows that dogs do not have the brain capacity to know that it is wrong to kill small birds. Bart still cannot forgive Santa's Little Helper, and the family planned to take him to live on a farm upstate, [[Ostrich World]]. Bart shared parting words with Santa's Little Helper, telling him never to kill a bird ever again. But, as the family are about to leave, Homer releases an ostrich and it starts attacking the family. Bart calls for Santa's Little Helper to help, but he is confused, since Bart told him earlier it was wrong to hurt birds. Bart ends up clobbering the bird with some nearby tools and forgives Santa's Little Helper. The family then leave, taking the seemingly dead ostrich as meat for dinner.<ref>"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"</ref><br />
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It is implied that he slept with [[Snowball V]] after New Year's Eve when both Santa's Little Helper and Snowball V came out of the doghouse looking ashamed about the night before.<ref>"[[Donnie Fatso]]"</ref><br />
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== Relatives ==<br />
Santa's Little Helper has got a [[Santa's Little Helper's brother|brother]], which he was most likely separated from when he was bought by Les. The Simpson family (except Marge) visited the dog and his family once.<ref>"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"</ref><br />
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=== Offspring ===<br />
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He sired twenty-five puppies with She's The Fastest once, as well as another litter with [[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]'s poodle, Rosa Barks.<br />
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*[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds|25 offspring]] with [[She's the Fastest]]: Rover, Fido, Rex, Spot, Rover II, Fido II, Rex II, Cleo, Dave, Jay, Paul, Branford, Dave II, Jay II, Paul II, Branford II, Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, Donner, Blitzen, Grumpy II, King, Queenie, Prince and The Puppy Formerly Known As Prince.<br />
*A [[Today I am A Klown|litter of puppies]] with [[Dr. Hibbert]]'s dog [[Rosa Barks]], these puppies were given away to townspeople, these include Willie, Krusty and Snake.<br />
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== Abilities ==<br />
[[File:Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe Maggie.png|200px|thumb|right|Santa's Little Helper changing Maggie's diaper while other dogs watch.]]<br />
Santa's Little Helper has been shown to perform abilities that no other dog can. These include standing up on his hind legs and balancing a [[Duff Beer]] can on his nose,<ref name="Old Yeller Belly" /> changing a baby's diaper,<ref>"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"</ref> and speaking English.<ref>"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"</ref> He also said (through barks) that he survived Trappuccino by doing things no other dog should ever do.<ref name=Movie /><br />
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== Behind the Laughter ==<br />
Even though Santa's Little Helper's first appearance was in "[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]", he didn't appear in any other episodes of the first season besides "[[The Crepes of Wrath]]". He not appearing in the first seven produced shows was due to the many errors with the animation in the first version of "[[Some Enchanted Evening]]".<br />
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Once, Marge decided that he needed a bath, but he managed to decipher what Marge said to the rest of the family - "B-A-T-H". He ran riot around the backyard of [[742 Evergreen Terrace]], and Bart attempted to capture him in a net, but ended up capturing the rest of his family.<ref>''[[Bathing Santa's Little Helper]]''</ref> <br />
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After spraining his ankle and finding that Santa's Little Helper has found his way into the Bart Cave, Bart tied a rope around the dog's neck and had the dog pull him on his skateboard, renaming him Bartdog. Bartdog also helped locate criminals with his sniffing abilities.<ref>''[[Bartman - Part III: The Great Purple Hope]]''</ref> Bartdog also fought [[Squirrel Girl]]'s squirrels, who were taking over Springfield, with the help of [[Houseboy]], [[Fighting Owl]] and [[Four Eyes]].<ref>''[[The Crimespree on Springfield 2!]]''</ref><br />
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|name = Santa's Little Helper<br />
|image = [[File:Santa's Little Helper.png|200px]]<br />
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|gender = {{Male}}<br />
|color = Orange/Brown<br />
|status = Alive<br />
|age = 2<br />
|owner = '''Current:''' [[Simpson family]] ([[Bart Simpson]])<br>'''Previous:''' [[Les]]<br />
|relatives = '''Children''': {{ap|Greyhound puppies|first litter|25 Puppies}}<br>{{ap|Greyhound puppies|second litter|8 Greyhound/Poodle hybrids}} <br>'''Brother:''' [[Santa's Little Helper's brother|Unnamed dog]]<br />
|job = '''Currently:''' Family pet<br/>'''Formerly:''' Racing dog<br />
|appearance = "[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"<br />
|voiced by = [[Frank Welker]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<ref>"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"</ref><br />
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'''Santa's Little Helper''', also known as '''No. 8''' or '''His Majesty, King Suds McDuff of Sixpakistan''', is the [[Simpson family|Simpson]]'s family dog. He is a greyhound.<br />
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== History ==<br />
[[File:Santa's Little Helper dog race.png|thumb|left|Santa's Little Helper races at the [[Springfield Downs]].]]<br />
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[[Homer]] was relying on a [[Christmas]] bonus to buy presents, but didn't get it. He was relying on this bonus because the jar of Christmas money that Marge accumulates for the family's Christmas treats was disposed of to pay for the removal of a tattoo that Bart got on his arm. Homer took the small amount of Christmas money he made working as a Santa at the Springfield Mall and bet it at the dog track. He had inside information on what dog was going to win, but instead bet on the "long shot," Santa's Little Helper, believing his name to be a sign. Santa's Little Helper finished last (apparently, it was the latest in a long string of last-place finishes), and his frustrated owner abandoned him. Running to the first person he saw, the greyhound leaped into an angry [[Homer Simpson|Homer's]] arms and kissed him, calming him immediately. Homer and Bart brought him home, and everyone was so happy with him that it was a merry Christmas after all, where he was accepted as the family pet alongside [[Snowball II]].<ref>"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"</ref><br />
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Sometimes, Santa's Little Helper can be seen chewing on the newspaper and other objects in the Simpson's household (sometimes ignored or tolerated by the family), tearing up the furniture, digging holes in the backyard and eating food from the living room table.<br />
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With a few exceptions, Santa's Little Helper doesn't make any sound that resembles a bark. However, he does have an ability to think just like a person. Once, he makes a sound similar to "chewy", and Homer writes it down in his review, unamazed that the dog spoke English. He is also shown to have ridden a circus ball on his hind legs and utter the phrase 'We love... you!' in an attempt to be given some attention from the Simpson family. In addition, he was mascot of [[Duff Beer]], and was known as Suds McDuff (a reference to a similar, real life mascot Spuds MacKenzie).<br />
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Santa's Little Helper's life with the Simpsons was not always easy. He nearly died of gastric torsion (referred to in the show as a "twisting of the stomach") because Homer initially couldn't afford $750 for the required operation;<ref>"[[Dog of Death]]"</ref> and he also broke two legs when Bart's treehouse was demolished by [[Mr. Burns]]' slanted oil well drill (The latter of which caused Bart Simpson to hate Mr. Burns immensely).<ref>"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"</ref><br />
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At one time, Santa's Little Helper was shortly abandoned by Bart for [[Laddie]], a purebred and very well-trained dog he bought from a mail-order catalog together with various other expensive gifts and gadgets. To do that, Bart used a credit card he applied for under the name of his dog, yet the credit card company misread the form and issued a card to Mr. "Santos L. Halper". Laddie learned many tricks that Santa's Little Helper was completely unable to perform (most notably a back flip, CPR and using a toilet). The Simpson family nearly forgot about their old pet, and Bart eventually gave him away instead of Laddie when repo men take back everything he fraudulently purchased. Feeling guilty about this disloyalty and bored with his too perfect new dog, Bart tried to get Santa's Little Helper back. When he finally found him, Santa's Little Helper was serving as a seeing-eye dog for a blind man named Mr. Mitchell, but eventually decided to return to his former owner, Bart.<ref>"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"</ref><br />
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He also becomes a great hero after he saves Homer in a cornfield maze, and then becomes enrolled as a police dog, teamed up with Officer Lou. Both Lou and Santa's Little Helper make a good team, foiling crimes together. After biting Bart's left leg (due to the fact he got angry when the court stated that he violated one of the police codes while catching [[Snake Jailbird]]), Santa's Little Helper is sent off by the Simpson family to live with Lou. Later on, once Springfield Elementary is in danger and Bart isn't able to escape, Santa's Little Helper comes in to save him, and goes back to living with the Simpsons.<ref>"[[Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!]]"</ref> Unlike when he was the Duff mascot (which depicts the dog as a coward),<ref name="Old Yeller Belly">"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"</ref> Santa's Little Helper is depicted as a very brave and smart dog.<br />
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Marge and Lisa visited the [[Springfield Retirement Castle]] once with Santa's Little Helper. He ran in to the building and played with the seniors. The seniors liked having him there, but a day later when Marge and Lisa returned, the seniors had resorted to watching TV while the dog, now a senior, watched it too. Marge dragged the dog and Lisa, who had turned into a senior almost immediately, out.<ref>"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"</ref><br />
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Santa's Little Helper has been implied to be bisexual. At the time, the Simpson family is watching a gay pride parade marching down Evergreen Terrace, and one of the groups marching is the Gay Dog Alliance. The marching dogs are clothed in a series of typically camp gay costumes, and Santa's Little Helper, showing excitement by panting, shows an interest in several of the dogs, one of whom winks at him. Santa's Little Helper's attempt to join the dogs is thwarted by the fact that he is currently on a leash, noticing his interest, Homer decides to take the family away from the pride parade.<br />
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His kennel was destroyed during the events of [[Trappuccino]], and survived the event by doing things no dog should ever do.<ref name=Movie>"[[The Simpsons Movie]]"</ref> Homer then makes Santa's Little Helper participate in an ugly-dog contest, and embarrasses him in front of the town by making him wear an ugly costume. Lisa then tries to cheer him up.<ref>"[[Judge Me Tender]]"</ref><br />
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The Simpson family adopted a carrier pigeon once, named [[Raymond Bird]]. But, in the back garden one day, Bart let the pigeon out of its cage, where it was eaten by Santa's Little Helper. Bart became resentful of him. Marge and Homer took Bart to see Dr. Thurston, a psychologist, who suggested that he should forgive Santa's Little Helper, as he is the smarter of the two and knows that dogs do not have the brain capacity to know that it is wrong to kill small birds. Bart still cannot forgive Santa's Little Helper, and the family planned to take him to live on a farm upstate, [[Ostrich World]]. Bart shared parting words with Santa's Little Helper, telling him never to kill a bird ever again. But, as the family are about to leave, Homer releases an ostrich and it starts attacking the family. Bart calls for Santa's Little Helper to help, but he is confused, since Bart told him earlier it was wrong to hurt birds. Bart ends up clobbering the bird with some nearby tools and forgives Santa's Little Helper. The family then leave, taking the seemingly dead ostrich as meat for dinner.<ref>"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"</ref><br />
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It is implied that he slept with [[Snowball V]] after New Year's Eve when both Santa's Little Helper and Snowball V came out of the doghouse looking ashamed about the night before.<ref>"[[Donnie Fatso]]"</ref><br />
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== Relatives ==<br />
Santa's Little Helper has got a [[Santa's Little Helper's brother|brother]], which he was most likely separated from when he was bought by Les. The Simpson family (except Marge) visited the dog and his family once.<ref>"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"</ref><br />
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=== Offspring ===<br />
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He sired twenty-five puppies with She's The Fastest once, as well as another litter with [[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]'s poodle, Rosa Barks.<br />
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*[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds|25 offspring]] with [[She's the Fastest]]: Rover, Fido, Rex, Spot, Rover II, Fido II, Rex II, Cleo, Dave, Jay, Paul, Branford, Dave II, Jay II, Paul II, Branford II, Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, Donner, Blitzen, Grumpy II, King, Queenie, Prince and The Puppy Formerly Known As Prince.<br />
*A [[Today I am A Klown|litter of puppies]] with [[Dr. Hibbert]]'s dog [[Rosa Barks]], these puppies were given away to townspeople, these include Willie, Krusty and Snake.<br />
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== Abilities ==<br />
[[File:Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe Maggie.png|200px|thumb|right|Santa's Little Helper changing Maggie's diaper while other dogs watch.]]<br />
Santa's Little Helper has been shown to perform abilities that no other dog can. These include standing up on his hind legs and balancing a [[Duff Beer]] can on his nose,<ref name="Old Yeller Belly" /> changing a baby's diaper,<ref>"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"</ref> and speaking English.<ref>"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"</ref> He also said (through barks) that he survived Trappuccino by doing things no other dog should ever do.<ref name=Movie /><br />
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== Behind the Laughter ==<br />
Even though Santa's Little Helper's first appearance was in "[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]", he didn't appear in any other episodes of the first season besides "[[The Crepes of Wrath]]". He not appearing in the first seven produced shows was due to the many errors with the animation in the first version of "[[Some Enchanted Evening]]".<br />
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Once, Marge decided that he needed a bath, but he managed to decipher what Marge said to the rest of the family - "B-A-T-H". He ran riot around the backyard of [[742 Evergreen Terrace]], and Bart attempted to capture him in a net, but ended up capturing the rest of his family.<ref>''[[Bathing Santa's Little Helper]]''</ref> <br />
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After spraining his ankle and finding that Santa's Little Helper has found his way into the Bart Cave, Bart tied a rope around the dog's neck and had the dog pull him on his skateboard, renaming him Bartdog. Bartdog also helped locate criminals with his sniffing abilities.<ref>''[[Bartman - Part III: The Great Purple Hope]]''</ref> Bartdog also fought [[Squirrel Girl]]'s squirrels, who were taking over Springfield, with the help of [[Houseboy]], [[Fighting Owl]] and [[Four Eyes]].<ref>''[[The Crimespree on Springfield 2!]]''</ref><br />
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|relatives = '''Wife:''' [[Helen Lovejoy]]<br>'''Daughter:''' [[Jessica Lovejoy]]<br>'''Father:''' [[Timothy Lovejoy, Sr.]]<br />
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'''Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.''' also known as '''Reverend Lovejoy''', is the local reverend in [[Springfield]], more precisely, of the [[First Church of Springfield]]. <br />
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== Biography ==<br />
Lovejoy is sometimes seen with a Catholic Priest's cassock. He is a Man of God and a marriage counselor.<br />
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It is revealed that he may be friends with [[Hyman Krustofsky|Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky]] because they do a radio show together about religion called ''Gabbin' about God''.<ref>"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"</ref> His biggest competitors are the NFL, warm beds on a Sunday morning, and cable.<br />
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He describes how he initially came to Springfield an eager, idealistic young man in the seventies, only to become cynical and disillusioned about his flock and ministry, mostly due to [[Ned Flanders]], who constantly pesters him with such non-emergencies as coveting [[Maude Flanders|his own wife]]. Lovejoy would dispatch such concerns with maximum brevity so that he could return to playing with his model trains (his true passion), and [[Bart the Lover|in one case]], his dessert.<ref>"[[In Marge We Trust]]"</ref> He wrote a book called ''Hell: It's Not Just for Christians Anymore'' and a pamphlet called ''Satan's Boners.''<br />
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Regarding his ministry, he once explained to [[Marge Simpson|Marge]], "I just stopped caring. Fortunately by that time it was the eighties, and no one noticed." Lovejoy demonstrates a thorough knowledge of the Bible, citing parables such as the "foolish man who built his house on sand" in an attempt to warn [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] against the dangers of founding a self-serving "religion".<ref>"[[Homer the Heretic]]"</ref> Homer retorts with a random passage of his own, which Lovejoy cites immediately as having no relevance to the discussion. Homer then tries in vain to cover himself by saying, "Yeah ... think about it!" His hobby is toy trains.<br />
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His sermons currently vary between dreary recitations of more opaque parts of the Old Testament, to the occasional "fire and brimstone" scaremongering about Hell — and very little of the love and joy that the Reverend's surname suggests. However, some of the sermons, such as the sin of Gambling, occur on weeks that are highly ironic, such as the fact that Reverend Lovejoy's anti-gambling sermon occurring on a week where Bingo is going to be played on Tuesdays, an implied Gambling convention called Monte Carlo night on Wednesday, and having a retreat at Reno, Las Vegas on Saturday.<ref>"[[The Telltale Head]]"</ref> When congregation members begin to nod off, Lovejoy can awaken them by pressing a button on his lectern resulting in pre-recorded sounds, including an eagle, an ambulance siren, a disco whistle and a blimp attack. He has his pet {{w|Old English Sheepdog}} do his "dirty, sinful business" on Ned Flanders lawn. <br />
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He hosts Alcoholics Anonymous meetings at the church.<ref>"[[Duffless]]"</ref> However he himself is secretly an alcoholic (as observed on one of [[Mr. Burns]]' surveillance monitors).<ref>"[[Burns' Heir]]"</ref><br />
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=== Tolerance ===<br />
His tolerant side is demonstrated when he performs a marriage for Hindus (though he apparently thinks Hinduism is a Christian group), co-hosts a religious radio program with Krusty the Klown's [[Hyman Krustofsky|rabbi father]] and admits evolution may be true. However, despite the fact that he married a Hindu couple, he is unable to identify Apu's religion sometimes. His words of comfort to death-row inmates are "There, there, there, there." and "Well, if that's the worst thing to happen to you today, consider yourself lucky."<br />
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However, Lovejoy has become increasingly intolerant, possibly to mirror the increasing extremism of the American Religious Right in recent years. He called [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]], who had converted to Buddhism, "Marge Simpson's devil-daughter".<ref>"[[She of Little Faith]]"</ref> Moreover, he appears bitter about the tall Episcopal church across the street, wanting to build a larger steeple and, when mentioning the other church, placing the emphasis on "pis". He also read to Lisa an excerpt from the Bible to justify [[Whacking Day]] (during which many snakes are killed), but refused to show her the supposed text supporting his argument. While he seems to have originally believed in evolution, he later takes up the creationist cause to bolster his church's membership. He has also driven a "Book-burning-mobile", further revealing an extremist nature. He seems rather stingy as well. In one episode, it is revealed that Lovejoy checks his Bible out of the local library every Friday for 9 years; when the librarian asks him whether it would be easier to simply buy a Bible, Lovejoy acidly implies that it would be possible on a librarian's salary.<br />
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He is especially intolerant of the Roman Catholic Church as he is shown brawling with a priest, telling Marge that he might as well do a Voodoo dance for [[Abraham Simpson|Abe Simpson]] when he asked him to give him the last rites, and helped kidnap [[Bart Simpson|Bart]] to keep him from converting to Catholicism.<br />
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Despite being a clergyman, Lovejoy does not always follow the word of the Bible, and has been shown to do things that would be considered sinful. Lovejoy has been known to exploit his congregation for money, brawl with a Catholic priest, encourage his dog to foul [[Ned Flanders]]'s lawn, told Moe he had little to live for, and burned down his church for insurance money.<br />
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Lovejoy is not always enthusiastic about The Bible and is often disparaging about its content and purpose, ("Have you ever really read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.") this most likely means that he believes it is impossible or very hard to be completely free of sin. He tends to stress church and community work over any involved study of biblical text.<br />
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He is proven to be a poor parent; he is usually seen spending more time with his wife and hobbies rather than with his daughter Jessica, who sends her to boarding school for the majority of the time.<br />
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Also, he has been known to be somewhat enthusiastic about burnings, as evidenced by the fact that he owns a van that's sole purpose is to burn books (named the burning-book-mobile), which he thanked Lisa personally for writing the article that inspired him <ref>"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"</ref> and his declaration that his entire parish, as well as the entire town, try to burn Krusty the Clown products after it was believed that he committed an armed robbery at the Kwik-E-Mart.<ref>"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"</ref> This is a negative quality because the Christian Faith denounces any burnings in regards to objects, regardless of whether they are satanic in origin or not. This trait of his also has passed beyond into his personal behavior; he also had deliberately set his church on fire several times to gain the insurance money covered with it.<br />
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It's no secret that he hates Homer. He even wanted Marge to leave him, but Marge refuse to do it. Lovejoy usually tells everyone that Homer is horrible and even wrote "Jesus Died For This!" Picture of Homer sleeping in church.<br />
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=== Family ===<br />
Reverend Lovejoy's daughter [[Jessica Lovejoy|Jessica]] is normally ignored by her father who refuses to believe she is worse than Bart even after she stole the church's donations.<ref>"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"</ref><br />
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Lovejoy's wife, [[Helen Lovejoy|Helen]], who looks older than her husband, is a moralistic gossip. Now Helen is rarely seen without being at her husband's side. Despite the 1950s aura, it is she, not her husband, who is the driver of the van that takes the Lovejoys out of town when [[Homer Simpson]] is deeded the church by the court after suing them for falling in a hole outside the church building and ends up bringing the wrath of God upon Springfield, which is allayed only by the Lovejoys' return.<ref>"[[Pray Anything]]"</ref><br />
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Reverend Lovejoy's father has appeared once, in Springfield's burlesque house, [[La Maison Derrière]].<ref>"[[Bart After Dark]]"</ref><br />
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Lovejoy also has a bad relationship with his mother in law. He said that after Helen's father died, she never stopped visiting.<br />
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=== ''[[Bart vs. The World]]'' ===<br />
Reverend Lovejoy does not make an appearance in the game, but is mentioned during the trivia round. Question: What is the name of the parson of the church the Simpsons attend? A: Reverend Lovebug. B: Reverend Lovejoy {correct answer}. C: Reverend Killjoy.<br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
*Lovejoy is a fan of the Steven Spielberg movie, ''{{W|E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial}}''.<ref>"[[The Springfield Files]]"</ref><br />
*Due to the fact that, as listed above, he seems overly-enthusiastic in regards to burning (such as the mass burning of Krusty merchandise as well as even owning a van of which it's sole purpose other than driving is burning books), as well as having burned down his church a few times, it's possible that he has pyromaniacal tendencies.<br />
*In many episodes, Reverend Lovejoy is seen with his model trains. This is most likely a joke off of the {{w|Reverend W. Awdry}}, a pastor like Lovejoy who is the creator of ''{{w|The Railway Series}}''.<br />
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*{{ep|The Telltale Head}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer's Night Out}}<br />
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*{{ep|Old Money}}<br />
*{{ep|The War of the Simpsons}}<br />
*{{ep|Blood Feud}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart the Murderer}}<br />
*{{ep|Like Father, Like Clown}}<br />
*{{ep|Lisa the Greek}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart the Lover}}<br />
*{{ep|Black Widower}}<br />
*{{ep|Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer the Heretic}}<br />
*{{ep|Mr. Plow}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer's Triple Bypass}}<br />
*{{ep|Marge vs. the Monorail}}<br />
*{{ep|Duffless}}<br />
*{{ep|Whacking Day}}<br />
*{{ep|Marge in Chains}}<br />
*{{ep|Krusty Gets Kancelled}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer's Barbershop Quartet}}<br />
*{{ep|Marge on the Lam}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart's Inner Child}}<br />
*{{ep|$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer Loves Flanders}}<br />
*{{ep|Lady Bouvier's Lover}}<br />
*{{ep|Secrets of a Successful Marriage}}<br />
*{{ep|Another Simpsons Clip Show}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart's Girlfriend}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart's Comet}}<br />
*{{ep|A Star Is Burns}}<br />
*{{ep|Lisa's Wedding}}<br />
*{{ep|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds}}<br />
*{{ep|Round Springfield}}<br />
*{{ep|The Springfield Connection}}<br />
*{{ep|Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)}}<br />
*{{ep|Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart Sells His Soul}}<br />
*{{ep|Lisa the Vegetarian}}<br />
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror VI}}<br />
*{{ep|Mother Simpson}}<br />
*{{ep|The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular}}<br />
*{{ep|Team Homer}}<br />
*{{ep|Two Bad Neighbors}}<br />
*{{ep|Lisa the Iconoclast}}<br />
*{{ep|A Fish Called Selma}}<br />
*{{ep|22 Short Films About Springfield}}<br />
*{{ep|Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"}}<br />
*{{ep|You Only Move Twice}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart After Dark}}<br />
*{{ep|A Milhouse Divided}}<br />
*{{ep|Hurricane Neddy}}<br />
*{{ep|El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer}}<br />
*{{ep|The Springfield Files}}<br />
*{{ep|Brother from Another Series}}<br />
*{{ep|My Sister, My Sitter}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment}}<br />
*{{ep|Grade School Confidential}}<br />
*{{ep|The Canine Mutiny}}<br />
*{{ep|In Marge We Trust}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer's Enemy}}<br />
*{{ep|The Principal and the Pauper}}<br />
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror VIII}}<br />
*{{ep|The Cartridge Family}}<br />
*{{ep|The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons}}<br />
*{{ep|Lisa the Skeptic}}<br />
*{{ep|Miracle on Evergreen Terrace}}<br />
*{{ep|All Singing, All Dancing}}<br />
*{{ep|The Joy of Sect}}<br />
*{{ep|This Little Wiggy}}<br />
*{{ep|The Trouble with Trillions}}<br />
*{{ep|King of the Hill}}<br />
*{{ep|Natural Born Kissers}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart the Mother}}<br />
*{{ep|Lisa Gets an "A"}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"}}<br />
*{{ep|Mayored to the Mob}}<br />
*{{ep|Viva Ned Flanders}}<br />
*{{ep|Wild Barts Can't Be Broken}}<br />
*{{ep|Sunday Cruddy Sunday}}<br />
*{{ep|I'm with Cupid}}<br />
*{{ep|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"}}<br />
*{{ep|Simpsons Bible Stories}}<br />
*{{ep|The Old Man and the "C" Student}}<br />
*{{ep|Monty Can't Buy Me Love}}<br />
*{{ep|They Saved Lisa's Brain}}<br />
*{{ep|Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo}}<br />
*{{ep|Brother's Little Helper}}<br />
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror X}}<br />
*{{ep|Grift of the Magi}}<br />
*{{ep|Faith Off}}<br />
*{{ep|Alone Again, Natura-Diddily}}<br />
*{{ep|Missionary: Impossible}}<br />
*{{ep|The Computer Wore Menace Shoes}}<br />
*{{ep|I'm Goin' to Praiseland}}<br />
*{{ep|Simpsons Tall Tales}}<br />
*{{ep|She of Little Faith}}<br />
*{{ep|The Lastest Gun in the West}}<br />
*{{ep|Tales from the Public Domain}}<br />
*{{ep|Gump Roast}}<br />
*{{ep|Pray Anything}}<br />
*{{ep|I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can}}<br />
*{{ep|Milhouse of Sand and Fog}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart Has Two Mommies}}<br />
*{{ep|The Monkey Suit}}<br />
*{{ep|Marge Gamer}}<br />
*{{ep|Million Dollar Maybe}}<br />
*{{ep|The Fool Monty}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer Scissorhands}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts}}<br />
*{{ep|The Food Wife}}<br />
*{{ep|The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants|(cog in [[Homer]]'s head)}}<br />
*{{ep|A Tree Grows in Springfield}}<br />
*{{ep|Brick Like Me}}<br />
*{{ep|Pay Pal}}<br />
*{{ep|Clown in the Dumps}}<br />
*{{ep|The Wreck of the Relationship}}<br />
*{{ep|Super Franchise Me}}<br />
*{{ep|Opposites A-Frack}}<br />
*{{ep|Simpsorama}}<br />
*{{ep|Covercraft}}<br />
*{{ep|The Musk Who Fell To Earth}}<br />
*{{ep|Walking Big & Tall}}<br />
*{{ep|Sky Police}}<br />
*{{bk|Simpsons World The Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20}}<br />
*{{bk|The Homer Book}}<br />
*{{bk|Flanders' Book of Faith}}<br />
*{{bk|The Marge Book}}<br />
*{{game|The Simpsons: Tapped Out}}<br />
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<div>{{Quote|Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff|Duff Brewery's motto}}<br />
{{Location<br />
|name= Duff Brewery<br />
|image= [[File:Duff Brewery.png|250px]]<br />
|Town= [[Springfield]]<br />
|District= Entertainment District<br />
|use= Beer factory<br />
|first appearance= [[Duffless]]<br />
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The '''Duff Brewery''' in [[Springfield]] is the place where [[Duff Beer]] is made. The tour of the brewery is very popular. Most visitors to the Duff Brewery leave with a greater-than-16 blood-alcohol level, due to the copious amounts of free beer samples.<br />
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== History ==<br />
The Duff Brewery was located on an island in the middle of a river, and a bridge was originally supposed to be opened after construction, but due to [[Homer]]'s stupidity he blew the bridge up when throwing Dynamite used to demolish the old Springfield Mall into the river the day before it was supposed to open, causing Trucks containing Duff Beer to fall into the river.<ref>"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"</ref><br />
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== Non-canon ==<br />
{{Noncanon}}<br />
=== ''The Simpsons Game'' ===<br />
In "[[The Simpsons Game]]", level "[[Around the World in 80 Bites]]", the factory's interior is decorated with different countries ambients for an eating contest.<br />
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*{{ep|500 Keys}}<br />
*{{bon|Locked in a Brewery}}<br />
*{{game|The Simpsons Road Rage}}<br />
*{{game|The Simpsons: Hit & Run}}<br />
*{{game|The Simpsons Game}}<br />
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{{Quote|Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!|The Duff Beer slogan}}<br />
{{Foodstuff<br />
|name = Duff Beer<br />
|image = [[File:Duff Beer.png|200px]]<br/><small>The Duff Beer can logo.</small><br />
|Produced By = Duff Corporation<br />
|Town = Mainly seen in [[Springfield]]<br />
|First Appearance = "[[Homer's Odyssey]]"<br />
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'''Duff Beer''' is the most popular brand of beer in [[Springfield]]. It is [[Homer Simpson|Homer Simpson's]] favorite drink and is enthusiastically promoted by [[Duffman]], the company mascot.<br />
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Duff was endorsed during the Kennedy/Nixon debates by Kennedy, an idea that was then stolen by Nixon when he also tried to declare his support for 'that particular beer'.<br />
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== Variations of Duff ==<br />
Duff's equivalent in [[Shelbyville]] is [[Fudd Beer]].<br />
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[[Moe Szyslak]] once tried to sell a bottle of [[Sweden|Swedish]] Duff, or Düff.<ref>"[[The Springfield Files]]"</ref> After renovating his bar, Moe, for a time, offered a [[Malaysian beer]] instead of Duff.<ref>"[[Homer the Moe]]"</ref><br />
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When [[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Selma]] visit [[Duff Gardens]] there are many different types of Duff. They include:<br />
*[[Duff Adequate]]<ref>"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"</ref><br />
*Duff Dry<br />
*Duff Lite<br />
*Duff Dark<br />
*Duff Extra Cold<br />
*Raspberry Duff<br />
*Tartar Control Duff<br />
*[[Lady Duff]]<br />
*Duff Stout<br />
*Duff Blue<br />
*Duff Zero, an alcohol free variant<br />
*Duff Ice<br />
*Duff Red<br />
*Duff Special Reserve<br />
*Duff Draft<br />
*Duff Malt<br />
*Duff Lager<br />
*Duff Christmas Ale<br />
*Duff Amber Fire, which is only sold in Canada.<br />
*Duff Peanut Butter Lager<ref>"[[The Marge Book]]"</ref><br />
*Duff Blue Ribbon<ref>''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''</ref> <br />
*New McDuff Ale<ref name="Screen Saver">''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''</ref><br />
*Duff's Alcohol-free Beer<ref name="Screen Saver"></ref><br />
*Duff Gingerbread<ref name="season">''[['Tisn't the Season]]''</ref><br />
*Duff Tinsel<ref name="season"/><br />
*Duff Basement<ref name="simpsorama">"[[Simpsorama]]"</ref><br />
*Duff Holo Beer<ref name="simpsorama"/><br />
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Other non drinkable Duff products include a Duff Beer Suitcase, Duff Gummy Beers, Duff Beer Calendars, Duff Memory Sticks and beer goggles that let you see and hear everything like a drunk.<br />
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== Behind the Laughter ==<br />
It has become one of the trademarks of the show appearing in merchandise, popular culture and adverts.<br />
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=== Possible inspiration ===<br />
While there have been many hypotheses (see below), according to David Silverman, the idea for the slogan "Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff" came first--Matt Groening came up with Duff simply to rhyme with "enough."<br />
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The word "duff" is common English slang for "useless" or "broken" (it can also mean pregnant, in the phrase "up the duff"). Like many other countries, discerning beer-drinkers often characterize popular domestic brews in a pejorative way (American criticize Budweiser, Australians discount Fosters, Victoria Bitter et cetera) as being mass-market swill. Clearly, the character of Homer represents the typical mindless drone who would drink whatever beer was marketed most heavily, regardless of quality, as satire of undiscriminating beer drinkers who routinely purchase "popular" (read: heavily advertised) beer.<br />
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The idea for the name of the beer possibly could have come from the play "Landscape" written by Nobel prize-winner Harold Pinter. Landscape is a one act play where the leading characters, Beth and Duff a middle aged couple, sit and talk at a kitchen table. One of the leading topics that is discussed by Duff is his job at the local brewery known for their keg beer. The play itself is a social commentary analyzing the difficulty at which a married couples communicate. In this sense, "Landscape" could also be a possible inspiration for the characterization of Marge and Homer as well.<br />
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Former Guns N' Roses/current Velvet Revolver bassist Duff McKagan (who in the early days of Guns N' Roses was known as Duff "The King Of Beers"McKagan) claimed in his autobiography that Duff was named after him, but Simpsons creators call the claim "absurd."<br />
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=== Similarities to Budweiser ===<br />
Duff has been likened to Budweiser beer.<ref>[http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/other/papers/jk.paper.html "Advertising of America's Beer Companies and the Duff Corporation", The Simpsons Archive]</ref><br />
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*Budweiser has used a cartoon spokesperson named "Budman", who is similar to Duff's [[Duffman]].<ref>[http://www.abwholesaler.com/aabinboston/Gallery/Budman August A. Busch & Co. of MA, Inc.]</ref><br />
*Budweiser used a real dog called Spuds MacKenzie as a mascot to promote Bud Light. In the episode "[[Old Yeller-Belly]]", the Simpson's dog, [[Santa's Little Helper]] becomes Duff's mascot under the name Suds McDuff.<br />
*Like Duff's, the Budweiser logo has violet diagonal areas above the product's name.<ref>[http://www.budweiser.com Budweiser official page]</ref><br />
*Duff is the corporate sponsor to a stadium and an amusement park which parallels Budweiser's corporate parent, Anheuser-Busch with Busch Stadium in St. Louis and Busch Gardens.<br />
*During the Super Bowl in the episode "[[Lisa the Greek]]", Duff has an advertisement where Duff Lite and Duff Dry play in the Duff Bowl, which is analogous to Budweiser's Bud Bowl.<br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[Duff Gardens]]<br />
*[[The Seven Duffs]]<br />
*[[Fudd Beer]]<br />
*[[Duffman]]<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
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{{Location<br />
|name = Moe's Tavern<br />
|image = [[File:Moe's Tavern.png|250px]]<br />
|image text = Moe's Tavern, with King Toot's Music Shop next to it.<br />
|Town = [[Springfield]]<br />
|use = Bar<br />
|owner = [[Moe Szyslak]]<br />
|first appearance = "[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"<br />
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'''Moe's Tavern''', once known as '''Moe's Bar'''<ref>''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''</ref> is the local tavern in [[Springfield]]. The bar is named after its owner, [[Moe Szyslak]]. It is the only known tavern in Springfield (maybe because, like Krusty and Krusty Burger, Moe pays Fat Tony money to make sure that there is no competition), though there is a [[Joe's Tavern]] in Shelbyville. It is located right next to [[King Toot's Music Store|King Toot's]].<br />
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== Profile ==<br />
=== Interior ===<br />
The bar was described by [[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]'s daughter as smelling "like tinkle". The inside of the bar is dank and scant with red and green diamond windows. The bar serves Duff Beer, Henry K. Duff's Private Reserve, Tuborg; "The Beer Of Danish Kings", and Red Tick Beer, a beer flavored with dogs. It is also shown that they serve a drink to lose the memory, which Homer uses in order to forget that we was going to have a secret party.<br />
The bar may actually be an illegal speakeasy, as the bar's liquor license expired in 1973, was valid only in Rhode Island and was signed by Moe himself (although Moe had intended to get it updated to the current year, the [[Springfield's state|correct state]], and real).<ref>"[[Pygmoelian]]"</ref>[[File:Moe4.jpg|thumb|Inside Moe's Tavern]]<br />
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His bar features a few pool tables (to which [[Barney Gumble]] once "made sweet love" and then "befouled," in that order), a dartboard, the occasional rat, a love tester machine, a bull-riding machine, a racing washing machine and dryer sold to him by [[Herb Powell]], a cigarette vending machine, and a jukebox. A jar of pickled eggs perpetually sits on the bar counter.<br />
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As female customers are so rare, [[Moe Szyslak|Moe]] uses the women's restroom as an office. Moe claims that there "haven't been any ladies at Moe's since 1979"<br />
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Moe's back room has often been the site of numerous illegal operations. Among these are: smuggling Pandas,<ref>"[[Cape Feare]]"</ref> Kidnapping [[Shamu]],<ref>"[[The Springfield Files]]"</ref> and running a ''Deer Hunter''-style Russian Roulette game.<br />
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It is also shown that there is a back room in the bar which is apparently Moe's bedroom. It's implied later in the same scene that Moe lives in the bar, saying "I bet if I didn't sell booze, they wouldn't even come here"<br />
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Moe's Tavern always closes on Wednesdays, as Moe performs charity work by reading to the homeless at the same refuge where Ned Flanders serves soup.<ref>"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"</ref><br />
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=== Incarnations ===<br />
Moe's Tavern has been reinvented a few times over the years. During these times, at least, he had many more customers, including women:<br />
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==== Moe's Ice Cream Carnival ====<br />
[[File:Moe's Ice Cream Carnival.png|thumb|left]]<br />
Moe said that when he first opened, the tavern was actually "Moe's Ice Cream Carnival", and still, no one was happy there.<ref>"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"</ref><br />
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==== Flaming Moe's ====<br />
Flaming Moe's is the incarnation of Moe's after Moe stole [[Flaming Homer|Homer's idea for a drink]]. The bar was very popular. Celebrities, like [[Krusty the Clown]] and [[Aerosmith]], went regularly to the bar. The bar went back to its old self after Homer revealed the secret ingredient, which was cough syrup.<ref name="Flaming Moe's">"[[Flaming Moe's]]"</ref><br />
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==== Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag ====<br />
{{Main|Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag}}<br />
[[File:Uncle moe's family feedbag.png|thumb|right]]<br />
Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag is a family restaurant Moe renovated from his tavern. When the Hibberts are on a day out, they stop by Moe's Tavern to get something to eat. Their disappointment with the place together with [[Julius Hibbert]]'s comment "I thought this was a family restaurant" drives Moe into changing the bar. The restaurant is popular at first with Moe giving away "Million Dollar" Birthday Fries and his guarantee that the food is free if he doesn't smile when the check comes. [[Marge]]'s first comment to the newly decorated bar is: "An alligator wearing sunglasses? Now I've seen everything." Unfortunately, when Moe, out of irritation of the stresses of running a family restaurant, says bad words in front of the children, the customers leave. The Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag commercial's song is "Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun, it's good good good good, good good good!"<ref>"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"</ref><br />
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==== Moe's Pet Shop ====<br />
Moe's Pet Shop was the incarnation the tavern became when alcohol was outlawed in Springfield. It looked like a normal tavern until Moe pulled a lever, changing it into a pet shop whenever the police came looking.<ref>"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"</ref><br />
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==== M ====<br />
M was another incarnation of Moe's. It was transformed into a bar for younger, more hipper people. Features included a big eyeball looking around, rabbits and an oxygen bar. The bar didn't serve [[Duff Beer]], instead he served a Malaysian beer made entirely of soy sauce. In protest to this new type of bar, Homer created his own garage bar. Moe switched the bar back after he realized the customers were snobs.<ref name="Homer the Moe">"[[Homer the Moe]]"</ref><br />
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==== The Nag & Weasel ====<br />
The Nag & Weasel was another incarnation of Moe's. When Homer took a mortgage on his house to save Moe's, [[Marge Simpson|Marge]] partnered up with Moe to revamp the bar as an English pub called The Nag & Weasel. The pub's sign indicated that Marge is the nag and Moe is the weasel.<ref>"[[Mommie Beerest]]"</ref><br />
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==== Mo's ====<br />
[[File:Flaming Moe.png|thumb|left]] [[File:Interior of Mo's.png|thumb|right]]<br />
Mo's was another incarnation of Moe's. Mo's started when [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]] wasn't allowed in [[The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen]] and he went into Moe's and notices how slow business is. As Moe serves him a drink, Smithers laments that Springfield needs a bar for the average-looking gay man. Then an idea dawns on Smithers, and he proposes to Moe that they refurbish the bar and make it into a more accepting gay bar. Moe is first reluctant about the idea, because he doesn't feel like being around so many gays, but he soon realizes that with Smithers' plan he can make money. Moe thus decides to turn Moe's into an ultra-trendy gay bar, renaming it to change the name to "Mo's". Smithers revisits the sidewalk in front of The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen and tells the gays who were denied entrance (among them Grady and Mr. Largo) that they will be welcome in Mo's. Grady and Largo come to Mo's and have a good time, and as word of Mo's spreads in the gay community, Mo's soon becomes a success amongst gays. Mo's went back to its regular self after Moe declared he wasn't gay.<ref>"[[Flaming Moe]]"</ref><br />
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=== Regular customers ===<br />
It appears that Moe's tavern has only six regular patrons, Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, [[Sam]] and [[Larry]]. Moe pointed out that due to their frequent habit of drunk-driving, "91% of all traffic accidents in this city are caused by you six guys."<ref>"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"</ref> Many other customers used to go the bar, although most never spoke or were even recognized by the other patrons.<br />
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Barney's bar tab was so large that Moe had to send it to NASA to get it calculated. It totaled to $14 billion. Initially, it was believed to be $70 billion, but that was revealed to be the cost of the Voyager space craft.<br />
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==== Other regulars ====<br />
You may also occasionally see [[Charlie]], one of Homer's colleagues at the nuclear power plant. Moe's is usually the place where Homer takes new found friends to hang out, such as Principal Skinner before his marriage. [[Ruth Powers]] is the only girl regular in the bar and is usually a background character.<br />
The two barflies usually seen are Sam and Larry. Sam always wears a cap and Larry has a balding head.<br />
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=== Other Patrons ===<br />
* {{Chs|Aerosmith}}<ref name="Flaming Moe's"/><br />
* {{Ch|Stephen Hawking}} <ref>"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"</ref><ref>"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"</ref><br />
* {{Chs|U2}} <ref>"[[Trash of the Titans]]"</ref><br />
* {{Chs|Red Hot Chili Peppers}}<ref name="Krusty Gets Kancelled">"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"</ref><br />
* {{Ch|Jay Leno}}<ref name="Last Temptation">"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"</ref><br />
* {{Ch|Wade Boggs}} <ref>"[[Homer at the Bat]]"</ref><br />
* {{Ch|Johnny Carson}}<ref name="Krusty Gets Kancelled"/><br />
* [[Joe Frazier]]<ref>"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"</ref><br />
* [[Jamie Farr]]<ref>"[[Fear of Flying]]"</ref> (An autographed photo with the Legend: 'To Moe, the Inspiration for Corporal Klinger...now where's my beer?')<br />
* {{ap|R.E.M.|characters}} <ref name="Homer the Moe"/><br />
*The owner of [[King Toots]]<br />
*A man with glasses that are out of focus<br />
*[[Hugh Jass]] (a man who coincidentally has the same name that Bart uses for a prank call)<br />
*An unnamed person who has a cowlick and easily passes out<br />
*A gay man who was under the impression that Moe's Tavern was a gay bar<br />
*[[Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo]] <ref>"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"</ref> whose name Homer uses as an alias. When Moe insults the name, Shabadoo bursts into tears and runs out of the bar; Barney calls out sympathetically after him, "Hey! Joey Joe Joe!")<br />
*A potential patron was {{Ch|Guy Incognito}}, a man who looked like Homer and talked in a voice similar to his but had a mustache and wore a top hat and tails. Guy wanted to order a drink one time, but Moe thought it was Homer (Homer was temporarily banned from Moe's at the time) in disguise and kicked him out not realizing his error. Homer sees this man lying in the gutter out the front of Moe's and realizes he looks just like him but instead of investigating this further, Homer chases after a dog with a puffy tail.<br />
*An unknown character who thinks Homer's name is Bill.<br />
*Barney's dog [[Shaggy]] was seen joining the regulars. When Moe commented that he was sick of hearing "shaggy dog stories", Shaggy left in a huff.<br />
*[[Benjamin]], {{ap|Doug|nerd}} and {{ap|Gary|nerd}} <ref>"[[MoneyBART]]"</ref><br />
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=== Performances ===<br />
A small stage stands at one end and has been host to a few performances<br />
* [[Aerosmith]]<ref name="Flaming Moe's"/><br />
* [[Red Hot Chilli Peppers]]<ref name="Krusty Gets Kancelled"/><br />
* [[The Be Sharps]]<ref>"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"</ref><br />
* [[Krusty the Clown]] (during his "rebel comic" phase)<ref name="Last Temptation"/><br />
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=== Location, address and phone number ===<br />
Moe's Tavern is located on Walnut Street, next to [[King Toot's Music Store]]. Across the street is the Moeview Hotel and factory once owned by [[Bart Simpson]].<br />
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The phone number varies from time to time. Mr. Burns once tried to call [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]] but did not know his phone number. He tried the buttons marked with the letters for Smithers (764-8437(7)) and called Moe's.<ref>"[[Homer the Smithers]]"</ref> Bart is asked to call Homer by [[Principal Skinner]], the number visible on the card is WORK: KLondike 5-6832 HOME: KLondike 5-6754 MOE'S TAVERN: KLondike 5-1239, Moe answers the phone and Bart asks for Homer Sexual.<ref>"[[Principal Charming]]"</ref> However, in another occasion, Homer phones the bar at 355-1337.<ref>"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"</ref><br />
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== Non-canon ==<br />
{{Noncanon}}<br />
=== The Simpsons: Tapped Out ===<br />
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== Behind the Laughter ==<br />
Moe's Tavern is based on a real bar called Moe's by Loyola Marymount in Playa Del Rey, CA on Culver Street. The owner of Moe's actually bears a striking resemblance to the Simpson's Moe.<br />
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A bar called Moe's Tavern can be seen opposite the bank in the film ''Dog Day Afternoon''. [[Hank Azaria]] stated that Moe's voice was based on that of Al Pacino's character in the same film.<br />
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On the Middle East Broadcasting Center on the Arab version of the show, where ''The Simpsons'' is known as ''[[Al-Shamshoon]]'', the characters drink soda at Moe's Tavern because alcoholic beer is forbidden in Islam.<br />
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A DVD featurette on [[The Complete Tenth Season]] features a clip collection of these prank calls from Seasons 1 through 7.<br />
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In ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' it is called Moe's Bar instead of Moe's Tavern.<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
{{scroll|<br />
*{{ep|Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer's Odyssey}}<br />
*{{ep|There's No Disgrace Like Home}}<br />
*{{ep|Moaning Lisa}}<br />
*{{ep|The Telltale Head}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer's Night Out}}<br />
*{{ep|Some Enchanted Evening}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart Gets an "F"}}<br />
*{{ep|Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish}}<br />
*{{ep|Dancin' Homer}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart Gets Hit by a Car}}<br />
*{{ep|One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment}}<br />
*{{ep|Principal Charming}}<br />
*{{ep|Blood Feud}}<br />
*{{ep|When Flanders Failed}}<br />
*{{ep|Flaming Moe's}}<br />
*{{ep|Duffless}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer the Vigilante}}<br />
*{{ep|Fear of Flying}}<br />
*{{ep|Team Homer}}<br />
*{{ep|The Homer They Fall}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment}}<br />
*{{ep|The Cartridge Family}}<br />
*{{ep|Simpson Tide}}<br />
*{{ep|Dumbbell Indemnity}}<br />
*{{ep|Mayored to the Mob}}<br />
*{{ep|Wild Barts Can't Be Broken}}<br />
*{{ep|Sunday, Cruddy Sunday}}<br />
*{{ep|I'm with Cupid}}<br />
*{{ep|Mom and Pop Art}}<br />
*{{ep|Pygmoelian}}<br />
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XI}}<br />
*{{ep|A Tale of Two Springfields}}<br />
*{{ep|Lisa the Tree Hugger}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer vs. Dignity}}<br />
*{{ep|HOMЯ}}<br />
*{{ep|Trilogy of Error}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer the Moe}}<br />
*{{ep|The Blunder Years}}<br />
*{{ep|Jaws Wired Shut}}<br />
*{{ep|Helter Shelter}}<br />
*{{ep|Large Marge}}<br />
*{{ep|Pray Anything}}<br />
*{{ep|The Dad Who Knew Too Little}}<br />
*{{ep|The Strong Arms of Ma}}<br />
*{{ep|The Great Louse Detective}}<br />
*{{ep|Barting Over}}<br />
*{{ep|Dude, Where's My Ranch?}}<br />
*{{ep|Moe Baby Blues}}<br />
*{{ep|Mommie Beerest}}<br />
*{{ep|Simpsons Christmas Stories}}<br />
*{{ep|Moe'N'a Lisa}}<br />
*{{ep|The Boys of Bummer}}<br />
*{{ep|Marge Gamer}}<br />
*{{ep|Yokel Chords}}<br />
*{{ep|The Wife Aquatic}}<br />
*{{mov}}<br />
*{{ep|E Pluribus Wiggum}}<br />
*{{ep|Any Given Sundance}}<br />
*{{ep|All About Lisa}}<br />
*{{ep|Lost Verizon}}<br />
*{{ep|Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe}}<br />
*{{ep|Four Great Women and a Manicure}}<br />
*{{ep|Coming to Homerica}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer the Whopper}}<br />
*{{ep|Moe Letter Blues}}<br />
*{{ep|Judge Me Tender}}<br />
*{{ep|Loan-a Lisa}}<br />
*{{ep|Flaming Moe}}<br />
*{{ep|Replaceable You}}<br />
*{{ep|Them, Robot}}<br />
*{{ep|Beware My Cheating Bart}}<br />
*{{ep|A Tree Grows in Springfield}}<br />
*{{ep|Pulpit Friction}}<br />
*{{ep|Whiskey Business}}<br />
*{{ep|The Saga of Carl}}<br />
*{{ep|Homerland}}<br />
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XXIV}}<br />
*{{ep|YOLO}}<br />
*{{ep|Specs and the City}}<br />
*{{ep|You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee|(Deleted Scene)}}<br />
*{{ep|Luca$}}<br />
*{{ep|What to Expect When Bart's Expecting}}<br />
*{{ep|Brick Like Me}}<br />
*{{ep|The Wreck of the Relationship}}<br />
*{{ep|Super Franchise Me}}<br />
*{{ep|Opposites A-Frack}}<br />
*{{ep|Simpsorama}}<br />
*{{ep|Covercraft}}<br />
*{{ep|I Won't Be Home For Christmas}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart's New Friend|(mentioned)}}<br />
*{{ep|The Musk Who Fell To Earth}}<br />
*{{ep|Walking Big & Tall}}<br />
*{{ep|My Fare Lady}}<br />
*{{ep|The Princess Guide}}<br />
*{{TSG}}<br />
*{{RWeb|TheSimpsons.com}}<br />
*{{bon|The Bids Are All Right}}<br />
*{{bk|The Homer Book|(mentioned)}}<br />
*{{game|The Simpsons: Road Rage}}<br />
*{{game|The Simpsons: Hit & Run}}<br />
*{{game|The Simpsons: Tapped Out}}<br />
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== References ==<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
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{{Bars}}<br />
{{Main Street}}<br />
{{Tapped Out buildings|special=yes}}<br />
{{Hit & Run Locations|2, 5=yes}}<br />
{{Springfield}}<br />
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== Characters ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Charles Montgomery Burns.png|[[Charles Montgomery Burns]]<br />
File:Richard Branson.png|{{Ch|Richard Branson}}<br />
File:Carl Carlson.png|[[Carl Carlson]]<br />
File:Scott Christian.png|[[Scott Christian]]<br />
File:Wanted El Barto.jpg|[[El Barto]]<br />
File:Barney Gumble.png|[[Barney Gumble]]<br />
File:Gil Gunderson.png|[[Gil Gunderson]]<br />
File:Blank.png|[[Dave Grohl]] (mentioned)<br />
File:Perez Hilton.png|[[Perez Hilton]]<br />
File:Hounds.png|[[The Hounds]] (mentioned)<br />
File:Julio.png|[[Julio]]<br />
File:Princess Kemi.png|[[Princess Kemi]]<br />
File:Kevin (The Princess Guide).png|{{ap|Kevin|The Princess Guide}}<br />
File:Lenny Leonard.png|[[Lenny Leonard]]<br />
File:Otto Mann.png|[[Otto Mann]] (picture seen)<br />
File:Hans Moleman.png|[[Hans Moleman]]<br />
File:Princess Kashmir.png|[[Princess Kashmir]] (Title Screen)<br />
File:Elon Musk.png|{{Ch|Elon Musk}} (mentioned)<br />
File:Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.png|[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]<br />
File:Paparazzi.png|[[Paparazzi]]<br />
File:Janey Powell.png|[[Janey Powell]]<br />
File:Nigerian king.png|[[Nigerian king]]<br />
File:Sam.png|[[Sam]]<br />
File:Bart Simpson.png|[[Bart Simpson]]<br />
File:Homer Simpson.png|[[Homer Simpson]]<br />
File:Lisa Simpson.png|[[Lisa Simpson]]<br />
File:Maggie Simpson.png|[[Maggie Simpson]]<br />
File:Marge Simpson.png|[[Marge Simpson]]<br />
File:Seymour Skinner.png|[[Seymour Skinner]]<br />
File:Waylon Smithers, Jr..png|[[Waylon Smithers]]<br />
File:Jebediah Springfield statue.png|[[Jebediah Springfield]] (statue seen)<br />
File:Springfield Mall security guard.png|[[Springfield Mall security guard]]<br />
File:Springfield Nuclear Power Plant employee (The Princess Guide).png|{{ap|Springfield Nuclear Power Plant employee|The Princess Guide}}<br />
File:Moe Szyslak.png|[[Moe Szyslak]]<br />
File:Waiter (The Princess Guide).png|{{ap|Waiter|The Princess Guide}}<br />
File:Clancy Wiggum.png|[[Clancy Wiggum]]<br />
</gallery><br />
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== Locations ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:742 Evergreen Terrace.png|[[742 Evergreen Terrace]]<br />
File:Alabama.png|[[Alabama]] (seen on map)<br />
File:Blank.png|[[Arizona]] (seen on map)<br />
File:Blank.png|[[Arkansas]] (seen on map)<br />
File:Burns' manor.png|[[Burns' manor]]<br />
File:Blank.png|[[CBGB]] (mentioned)<br />
File:Five Seasons Springfield.png|[[Five Seasons Springfield]]<br />
File:King Toot's Music Store.png|[[King Toot's Music Store]]<br />
File:Kwik-E-Mart.png|[[Kwik-E-Mart]] (mentioned)<br />
File:Nigerian prince scam.png|[[Lagos]] (mentioned)<br />
File:Blank.png|[[Louisiana]] (seen on map)<br />
File:Mexico.png|[[Mexico]] (seen on map)<br />
File:Blank.png|[[Mississippi]] (seen on map)<br />
File:Moe's Tavern.png|[[Moe's Tavern]]<br />
File:Neat Tidy.png|[[Neat & Tidy]]<br />
File:Blank.png|[[New Mexico]] (seen on map)<br />
File:No image.png|[[Nigeria]]<br />
File:Blank.png|[[Oklahoma]] (seen on map)<br />
File:Blank.png|[[The Roxbury]] (mentioned)<br />
File:Blank.png|[[South Africa]] (mentioned)<br />
File:Springfield County Court House.png|[[Springfield County Court House]]<br />
File:Springfield Costume Shop.png|[[Springfield Costume Shop]]<br />
File:Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.png|[[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]]<br />
File:Springfield Police Station.png|[[Springfield Police Station]]<br />
File:Springfield Sign pic.png|[[Springfield sign]]<br />
File:Springfield Town Square.png|[[Springfield Town Square]]<br />
File:Blank.png|[[Studio 54]] (mentioned)<br />
File:Tahiti.jpg|[[Tahiti]] (pamphlet)<br />
File:Tennessee.png|[[Tennessee]] (seen on map)<br />
File:Blank.png|[[Texas]] (seen on map)<br />
File:Tire fire.png|[[Springfield Tire Yard]]<br />
File:Toys 'B' Cheap.png|[[Toys 'B' Cheap]]<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
== Media ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:The Bachelor.png|[[The Bachelor]]<br />
File:Channel 6 News.png|[[Channel 6 News]]<br />
File:Defamer.png|[[defamer.com]]<br />
File:The Famished Road.png|[[The Famished Road]]<br />
File:Home and Exile.png|[[Home and Exile]]<br />
File:Jezebel.png|[[Jezebel]]<br />
File:Perez Hilton.png|[[PerezHilton.com]]<br />
File:Springfield Shopper.png|[[Springfield Shopper]]<br />
File:SpringfieldTMZ.png|[[SpringfieldTMZ]]<br />
File:The Thing Around Your Neck.png|[[The Thing Around Your Neck]]<br />
File:Things Fall Apart.png|[[Things Fall Apart]]<br />
File:Blank.png|[[X-Men]] (mentioned)<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
== Vehicles ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Orange Station Wagon.png|[[Orange Station Wagon]]<br />
File:Pink Sedan.png|[[Pink Sedan]]<br />
File:Police car.png|[[Police car]]<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
== Miscellaneous ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Absolut Krusty.png|[[Absolut Krusty]]<br />
File:Buzz Cola.png|[[Buzz Cola]]<br />
File:Duff Beer.png|[[Duff Beer]]<br />
File:Laramie Cigars.png|[[Laramie Cigarettes]]<br />
File:Mapple.png|[[Mapple]]<br />
File:Moe et Chandon.png|[[Moe et Chandon]]<br />
File:Nigerian prince scam.png|[[Nigerian prince scam]]<br />
File:Old Grand-Ma.png|[[Old Grand-Ma]]<br />
File:Sad Grand-Dad.png|[[Sad Grand-Dad]]<br />
File:Springfield Atoms.png|[[Springfield Atoms]] (flag)<br />
File:Springfield isotopes.jpg|[[Springfield Atoms]] (flag)<br />
File:Virgin Group.png|[[Virgin Group]]<br />
</gallery><br />
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<div>{{Character<br />
|name = Shawna Tifton<br />
|image = [[File:Princess Kashmir.png|250px]]<br />
|caption = Artwork of Princess Kasmir from ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''<br />
|gender = {{Female}}<br />
|hair = Ginger/Auburn<br />
|status = Alive<br />
|job = Exotic dancer<br />
|relatives = <br />
|appearance = "[[Homer's Night Out]]"<br />
|voiced by = [[Maggie Roswell]]<br />
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'''Princess Kashmir''', real name '''Shawna Tifton'''<ref>''[[Simpsons World The Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20]]''</ref> and occasionally known as '''April Flowers''' (when performing at strip clubs)<ref name="HNO">"[[Homer's Night Out]]"</ref> is an exotic dancer.<br />
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== History ==<br />
[[File:Princess Kashmir Every Simpsons Ever.jpg|thumb|left|250px]]<br />
Princess Kashmir is first seen during [[Eugene Fisk]]'s bachelor party. It is here that [[Homer]] gets his picture taken by [[Bart]] with his spy camera. The photo had far more effect on Homer than it did Ms. Tifton. She is moved by Homer's speech to all the men in the audience about not treating women as objects, yet she still remains an exotic dancer to this day. She has been known to work at [[Florence of Arabia]], [[Girlesque]], [[Foxy Boxing]], [[Mud City]], [[Sapphire Lounge]] and [[La Maison Derriere]].<ref name="HNO"/> She has been seen with many men, including [[Apu]] before his marriage to [[Manjula]]. <br />
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Tifton is a member of the [[Home Wreckers]] bowling team along with [[Mindy Simmons]], [[Lurleen Lumpkin]] and [[Jacques]].<ref>"[[Team Homer]]"</ref><br />
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She is somewhat of a celebrity in [[Springfield]], appearing regularly on [[Springfield Squares]].<ref>"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"</ref><ref>"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"</ref> She also was one of the celebrities who sang with [[Sting]], the song "Sending Our Love Down the Well".<ref>"[[Radio Bart]]"</ref><br />
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She is a serious actress waiting for a break. She has been in in films such as ''Dreamskates'' (dancing girl); ''How to Stuff a Wild Zucchini'' (lucky limbo girl); and ''The Jelloidium Factor'' (belly-dancing creature).<ref>''{{ap|Skybox|cards}}''</ref><br />
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== Non-canon ==<br />
{{Noncanon}}<br />
=== The Simpsons: Tapped Out ===<br />
{{TranscludeSection|The Simpsons: Tapped Out characters/More Oddballs|Kashmir}}<br />
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== Behind the Laughter ==<br />
*She said to Homer in "[[Homer's Night Out]]" that her pet peeve is rude people, but (ironically) in "[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]", she paid attention to Homers "lessons" and eavesdropped on their dinner with Moe, Barney, Otto, etc.<br />
*In the advertisement "[[Hard Times]]" she seems to be good friends with [[Apu]] and [[Manjula]].<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
{{Scroll|<br />
*{{ep|Homer's Night Out}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart Gets an "F"}}<br />
*{{ep|Old Money}}<br />
*{{ep|When Flanders Failed}}<br />
*{{ep|Stark Raving Dad}}<br />
*{{ep|Lisa's Pony}}<br />
*{{ep|Radio Bart}}<br />
*{{ep|Flaming Moe's}}<br />
*{{ep|I Married Marge}}<br />
*{{ep|Marge vs. the Monorail}}<br />
*{{ep|Krusty Gets Kancelled}}<br />
*{{ep|Secrets of a Successful Marriage}}<br />
*{{ep|Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)}}<br />
*{{ep|Team Homer}}<br />
*{{ep|Bart After Dark}}<br />
*{{ep|El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer}}<br />
*{{ep|Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment}}<br />
*{{ep|The Last Temptation of Krust}}<br />
*{{ep|Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder}}<br />
*{{ep|Gump Roast|(flashback)}}<br />
*{{mov}}<br />
*{{ep|The Fool Monty}}<br />
*{{ep|What to Expect When Bart's Expecting}}<br />
*{{ep|My Fare Lady|(opening sequence)}}<br />
*{{ep|The Princess Guide|(Title Screen)}}<br />
*{{bon|3000's Company}}<br />
*{{bk|The Marge Book}}<br />
*{{bk|Comic Book Guy's Book of Pop Culture}}<br />
*{{bk|The Book of Moe}}<br />
*{{bk|Simpsons World The Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20}}<br />
*{{ad|Hard Times}}<br />
*{{game|The Simpsons: Tapped Out}}<br />
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== References ==<br />
{{Images|Princess Kashmir}}<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
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{{Simpsons World factfiles|1=yes}}<br />
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|specialGuestVoices= [[Yaya DaCosta]] as [[Princess Kemi]]<br>[[Richard Branson]] as {{ch|Richard Branson|himself}}<br>[[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Enrico Irritazio]]<br>[[Kevin Michael Richardson]] as [[Nigerian king]]<br />
|Show Runner= [[Al Jean]]<br />
|Written By= [[Brian Kelley]]<ref>[https://twitter.com/mxedtr/status/566360357896077312 Chris Ledesma Twitter]</ref><br />
|Directed By= [[Timothy Bailey]]<br />
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"'''The Princess Guide'''" is the fifteenth episode of [[season 26]]. It aired on March 1, [[2015]].<ref name="Futon"/><ref name="USCopyrightCatalog"/> The episode was dedicated in memory of actor [[Leonard Nimoy]], who died on February 27, aged 83.<br />
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== Synopsis ==<br />
{{Desc|Homer is put in charge of keeping Princess Kemi out of trouble while her father, a Nigerian king, works out a uranium deal with Mr. Burns. When Kemi ends up at Moe's, Moe jumps to the conclusion that she must be related to the Nigerian prince who scammed him over email and schemes to get his money back. But much to his surprise, he finds himself falling for the princess.<ref name="Futon"/>}}<br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
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File:The Princess Guide promo 1.jpg|A Promotional image for the episode<br />
File:The Princess Guide promo 2.jpg|A Promotional image for the episode<br />
File:The Princess Guide promo 3.jpg|A Promotional image for the episode<br />
File:The Princess Guide promo 4.jpg|A Promotional image for the episode<br />
File:The Princess Guide promo 6.jpg|A Promotional image for the episode<br />
File:The Princess Guide promo 7.jpg|A Promotional image for the episode<br />
File:The Princess Guide promo 8.jpg|A Promotional image for the episode<br />
File:The Princess Guide promo 9.jpg|A Promotional image for the episode<br />
File:The Princess Guide promo 10.jpg|A Promotional image for the episode<br />
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== References ==<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
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"'''The Princess Guide'''" is the fifteenth episode of [[season 26]]. It aired on March 1, [[2015]].<ref name="Futon"/><ref name="USCopyrightCatalog"/> The episode was dedicated in memory of actor [[Leonard Nimoy]], who died on February 27, aged 83.<br />
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== Synopsis ==<br />
{{Desc|Homer is put in charge of keeping Princess Kemi out of trouble while her father, a Nigerian king, works out a uranium deal with Mr. Burns. When Kemi ends up at Moe's, Moe jumps to the conclusion that she must be related to the Nigerian prince who scammed him over email and schemes to get his money back. But much to his surprise, he finds himself falling for the princess.<ref name="Futon"/>}}<br />
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|Show Runner= [[Al Jean]]<br />
|Written By= [[Brian Kelley]]<ref>[https://twitter.com/mxedtr/status/566360357896077312 Chris Ledesma Twitter]</ref><br />
|Directed By= [[Timothy Bailey]]<br />
|Episode Number= 567<ref name="Futon"/><br />
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"'''The Princess Guide'''" is the fifteenth episode of [[season 26]]. It aired on March 1, [[2015]].<ref name="Futon"/><ref name="USCopyrightCatalog"/> The episode was dedicated in memory of actor [[Leonard Nimoy]], who died on February 27, aged 83.<br />
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== Synopsis ==<br />
{{Desc|Homer is put in charge of keeping Princess Kemi out of trouble while her father, a Nigerian king, works out a uranium deal with Mr. Burns. When Kemi ends up at Moe's, Moe jumps to the conclusion that she must be related to the Nigerian prince who scammed him over email and schemes to get his money back. But much to his surprise, he finds himself falling for the princess.<ref name="Futon"/>}}<br />
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{{Desc|Homer is put in charge of keeping Princess Kemi out of trouble while her father, a Nigerian king, works out a uranium deal with Mr. Burns. When Kemi ends up at Moe's, Moe jumps to the conclusion that she must be related to the Nigerian prince who scammed him over email and schemes to get his money back. But much to his surprise, he finds himself falling for the princess.<ref name="Futon"/>}}<br />
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"'''The Princess Guide'''" will be the 15th episode of [[season 26]] and will air in March 1, [[2015]].<ref name="Futon"/><ref name="USCopyrightCatalog"/><br />
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== Synopsis ==<br />
{{Desc|Homer is put in charge of keeping Princess Kemi out of trouble while her father, a Nigerian king, works out a uranium deal with Mr. Burns. When Kemi ends up at Moe's, Moe jumps to the conclusion that she must be related to the Nigerian prince who scammed him over email and schemes to get his money back. But much to his surprise, he finds himself falling for the princess.<ref name="Futon"/>}}<br />
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"'''The Princess Guide'''" will be the 15th episode of [[season 26]] and will air in March 1, [[2015]].<ref name="Futon"/><ref name="USCopyrightCatalog"/><br />
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== Synopsis ==<br />
{{Desc|Homer is put in charge of keeping Princess Kemi out of trouble while her father, a Nigerian king, works out a uranium deal with Mr. Burns. When Kemi ends up at Moe's, Moe jumps to the conclusion that she must be related to the Nigerian prince who scammed him over email and schemes to get his money back. But much to his surprise, he finds himself falling for the princess.<ref name="Futon"/>}}<br />
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"'''The Princess Guide'''" will be the 15th episode of [[season 26]] and will air in March 1, [[2015]].<ref name="Futon"/><ref name="USCopyrightCatalog"/><br />
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== Synopsis ==<br />
{{Desc|Homer is put in charge of keeping Princess Kemi out of trouble while her father, a Nigerian king, works out a uranium deal with Mr. Burns. When Kemi ends up at Moe's, Moe jumps to the conclusion that she must be related to the Nigerian prince who scammed him over email and schemes to get his money back. But much to his surprise, he finds himself falling for the princess.<ref name="Futon"/>}}<br />
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|FirstAppearance = "[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"<br />
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The '''Elec-Taurus''' is a prototype electric car.<br />
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== History ==<br />
[[Homer]] once test drove an Elec-Taurus in order to get the free gift (it turns out to be movie tickets). The drive reveals that the car can survive underwater, but electrocutes any lifeforms in the water with it. Homer quickly drops it off back at the dealership, broken and on fire. It is revealed that the car has a voice-chip, as it calls out in distress.<br />
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== Behind the Laughter ==<br />
The Elec-Taurus is a portmanteau of "electric" and "Taurus." The latter of those words is a reference to the {{W|Ford Taurus}}, once the best selling car in United States. In design and concept, however, it more resembles the {{W|General Motors EV1}}, an experimental car produced at about the same time as the episode "[[Beyond Blunderdome]]" (in which the Elec-Taurus made its only appearance).<br />
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[[File:Elec-taurus.png|thumb|left|226px|The Elec-Taurus dealership]]<br />
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|FirstAppearance = "[[Lemon of Troy]]"<br />
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'''Dr. Frink's Hover Car''' is a hover car owned by [[Professor Frink]].<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
*{{ep|Lemon of Troy}}<br />
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|blackboardText= During the episode, Lisa writes "I will not be a snickerpuss."<br />
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|Show Runner=[[Bill Oakley]] <br/> [[Josh Weinstein]]<br />
|Written By=[[Mike Scully]]<br />
|Directed By=[[Susie Dietter]]<br />
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"'''Lisa's Date with Density'''" is the seventh episode of [[season 8]]. It originally aired on December 15, 1996. The episode was written by [[Mike Scully]] and directed by [[Susie Dietter]].<br />
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== Synopsis ==<br />
After someone steals the Honda "H" off [[Superintendent Chalmers]]' car, [[Principal Skinner]] tries to find the culprit. [[Nelson]] is found guilty and [[Lisa]] falls for his rebellious ways and soon develops a crush. It is now up to Lisa to change Nelson for the better. Meanwhile, [[Homer]] obtains a telemarketing machine, which ends up driving the town mad.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
At [[Springfield Elementary School]], [[Superintendent Chalmers]] visits [[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]] to show off his newly purchased car – a 1979 Honda Accord – but becomes distraught when he discovers the car's hood ornament missing. Principal Skinner orders a search of everyone's lockers, and it is soon determined that [[Nelson Muntz]] is the culprit. As punishment, Nelson is forced to apologize and then help [[Groundskeeper Willie]] with chores around the school campus.<br />
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In music class, Lisa is caught looking out of the window at Nelson irritating Groundskeeper Willie, and is given detention. After school, she continues to watch Nelson, and realizes that she has developed a crush on the bully.<br />
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Lisa lets Nelson know how she feels about him after attempting to pass him a love note in class, which resulted in Nelson seriously injuring [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] (Nelson thought the note was from him). Lisa is resolved to reform Nelson into a model student: She changes his appearance by taking him to the [[Wee Monsieur]] (where he is dressed in a sweater and slacks) and giving him a new hairdo. The two later share a kiss during their date at the [[Springfield Observatory]].<br />
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However, the influence of Nelson's friends – [[Jimbo Jones|Jimbo]], [[Dolph Starbeam|Dolph]] and [[Kearney Zzyzwicz|Kearney]] – proves to win out when they convince him to throw spoiled coleslaw at Principal Skinner's house. Skinner immediately fingers the juvenile delinquents as suspects, and they flee. Nelson takes refuge with Lisa, proclaiming his innocence. Lisa believes him, until Nelson unwittingly lets slip the truth. Lisa realizes that Nelson is always going to be Nelson and ends their relationship, much to the relief of an overjoyed Milhouse.<br />
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In the subplot, [[Chief Wiggum]] arrests a confidence trick scam artist for telemarketing fraud. Homer witnesses the arrest and sees the discarded [[wikipedia:Autodialer|autodialer]] in a nearby Dumpster. Homer takes the autodialer home to use for tele-panhandling.<br />
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[[Homer Simpson|Homer]] ends up annoying most of Springfield with his "Happy Dude" confidence trick scam, and it isn't long before [[Chief Wiggum]] catches him. Instead of confiscating the autodialer and taking Homer into custody, Wiggum gives him a citation and asks him to bring the autodialer with him to his court hearing. Homer does just that, and is ordered to apologize to everyone he had scammed. He does so using a pre-recorded message and the autodialer, and at the end of the message asks for more money.<br />
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[[sv:Lisa&#39;s Date With Density]]</div>Bulbasaur893https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_title_screen_gags&diff=672260List of title screen gags2015-02-09T13:24:18Z<p>Bulbasaur893: /* Season 26 */</p>
<hr />
<div>This is a '''list of all [[title screen gag]]s.'''<br />
<br />
== [[Season 7]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode name}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:138th Episode Spectacular Title Screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular!" is written on the screen in a different font.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F31}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 16]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Image|width=250px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode name}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:350th Episode Title Screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|350th Episode, man!}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF10}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 20]]==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Image|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode name}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TRs|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|300px]]|12}}<br />
{{TRs|A [[three-eyed crow]] flies by.|21}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF12}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 21]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode name}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF01.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets a "Z" - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Sharry Bobbins]] flies across the screen with her magic umbrella.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Great Wife Hope - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A stork flies by carrying [[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]].}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Homer]] flies by lying on a lawn chair with balloons.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets a "Z" - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF15.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Great Wife Hope - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF16.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF17.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Thursdays With Abie - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Instead of the usual music of the choir singing "The Simpsons," the "Miss Gulch/Wicked Witch of the West" theme from the 1939 film ''The Wizard of Oz'' is heard as [[Agnes Skinner]] rides her bicycle across the title.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time In Springfield - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ralph]] flies by hanging onto a kite.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Million Dollar Maybe - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Plopper]] web slings across the screen a la Spider-Man.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Boy Meets Curl - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Simpson family|Simpsons]] fly by in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Thursdays With Abie - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF02, except now the choir singing "The Simpsons" is heard as well as the "Miss Gulch/Wicked Witch of the West" theme.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF01.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Radioactive Man]] and [[Fallout Boy]] fly across.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time In Springfield - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF20.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Captain Lance Murdock]] drives by on his motorbike and shouts "Yeehaw!"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Kang]] and [[Kodos]] fly by in a flying saucer, laughing.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The title crashes into a Fox network satellite.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blus - title screen.png|220 px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Bumblebee Man]] flies across the screen.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door - title screen.png|220 px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Krusty the Clown]] and [[Sideshow Mel]] perform a trapeze act.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|23}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender - Title Screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]], as an angel, flies across the screen.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF15}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 22]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode name}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Otto]] drives the school bus in the air in a hallucination like fashion.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a-Lisa - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A blimp with [[Mr. Burns]]' picture on it flies by.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:MoneyBart - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The three-eyed crow flies by with a rat in its mouth.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF01.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Fool Monty - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The three-eyed crow flies across holding [[Blinky]], the three-eyed fish.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window - original title screen.png|220px]]<br/>[[File:How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window - alternate title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' A Fox News helicopter flies by, "Not Suitable For Viewers Under 75" is on it.<br/>'''International/online airing:''' [[King Homer]] climbs up the Empire State Building and grabs the three-eyed crow.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A helicopter flies by with signage reading "Merry Christmas from FOX news, but no other holidays".}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Martin Prince, Jr.]] is hanging from a flagpole as the three-eyed crow flies past.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Flaming Moe - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Mr. Burns flies by in a vintage airplane. Smithers clings to the tail.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Moe, outfitted as a ski jumper, flies by and crashes into the letters of the title as they fill the screen.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pie Man and Cupcake Kid fly by.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Angry Dad The Movie - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Santa's Little Helper]] jumps up and grabs a passing frisbee.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Santa's Little Helper flies by on a doghouse, in the same style as Snoopy, as bullets are fired.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dreams - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Professor Frink]] flies by on a jet pack.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Love is a Many-Strangled Thing - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Futurama]] theme briefly plays, and the {{IS|Planet Express ship}} flies across the screen.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Real Housewives of Fat Tony - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Maggie flies across on a paper aeroplane.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer flies by on a flying carpet.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:500 Keys - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Hank Scorpio]] flies across the screen in a [[Globex Corporation]] jet, fires two missiles and exclaims "It was this or a Porsche!"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[500 Keys]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Ned-Liest Catch - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Princess Penelope]] flies by on a unicorn.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF15}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 23]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode name}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Falcon and the D'ohman - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Otto]] slides down a rainbow.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Arnie Pye]] flies by in a helicopter while looking down, causing him to fall out.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Groundskeeper Willie|Willie]] flies up and away, with a leaf blower.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]] and [[Sideshow Mel]] swing down on trapezes, only for Mel to fall when trying to catch Krusty's hands.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Ten-Per-Cent Solution - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Bumblebee Man]] flies across, being chased by bees.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Kang]] or [[Kodos]] flies past a la [[Santa Claus]].}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]], representing the new year (2012), parachutes gently toward the ground, while [[Abe Simpson|Grampa]], who represents 2011, is carried away by a gust of wind.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The D'oh-cial Network - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]] is flown across the screen, ravaged, by a winged demon.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moe Goes from Rags to Riches - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A space shuttle gradually climbs, on the side displaying "For Sale $1".}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Daughter Also Rises - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] flies in as Cupid, shoots an arrow at the O in "Simpsons", which turns in to a love heart. Ralph flies off.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Title.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Title card saying: The most meaningless milestone of all!}}<br />
{{TB|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Bart climbs down a beanstalk carrying a harp and a goose.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Angry Dad The Movie - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of "[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]".''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Them, Robot Title Screen Gag.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Maggie]] flies past on a paper airplane.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Title Screen Gag.png|220px]]<br/>[[File:Elementary School Musical - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' Subtitle: "Now Entering [[Oregon]]".<br/>'''International (except UK)/online airing:''' ''Repeat of gag from MABF21.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF21.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend - tilte screen.png|220 px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A helicopter flies by, towing a banner which reads: "We don't hate you, [[Fox News]]. We just love [[MSNBC]], [[CNN]], [[CBS]], [[NBC]], [[ABC]], [[PBS]], [[BBC]], [[ESPN]], and [[Al Jazeera]] more."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from PABF09.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF14}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 24]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode name}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF17.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:AiBG - International-Online Title Screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' ''No title screen gag.''<br>'''International/online airing:''' [[Itchy]] fly an airplane with [[Scratchy]] as propeller.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer flies by wearing his [[Muumuu]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Sideshow Bob is flying the Wright Brothers Plane, is struck by lightening, and goes up in flames.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:To Cur, With Love - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Santa's sleigh and reindeer fly by, with Homer at the reins saying "Ho, ho, ho!" and Stampy the elephant trailing behind, hanging onto the sleigh with his trunk.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Cur, With Love]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Million Dollar Maybe - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF03.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A married Radiactive-Man flies across.}}<br />
{{TB|[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender - Title Screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF15.''}}<br />
{{TB|[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF08.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF08.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window - alternate title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of the gag from the International/online version of the NABF02 episode.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Leprechaun]] and the Easter Bunny have a fight in midair.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No title screen gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from LABF01.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dreams - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF09.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Diggs Title Screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Saga of Carl - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Falcon and the D'ohman - title screen.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF16.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF17}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 25]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode name}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homerland title screen gag.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Superintendent Chalmers yells out "Skinnerrrr!" in a lawnchair with a balloon attached to a chair."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:THOH XXIV title screen1.png|220px]]<br>[[File:THOH XXIV title screen2.png|220px]]<br>[[File:THOH XXIV title screen3.png|220px]]<br>[[File:THOH XXIV title screen4.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings and a Funeral title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF07.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:YOLO title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[YOLO]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains title screen gag.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF05.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF09.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues title screen1.png|220px]]<br>[[File:White Christmas Blues title screen2.png|220px]]<br>[[File:White Christmas Blues title screen3.png|220px]]<br>[[File:White Christmas Blues title screen4.png|220px]]<br>}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Similar to gag from PABF03, but this time, Maggie representing the 2014 and the grampa representing the 2013.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Married to the Blob]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Specs and the City Title Screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Diggs Title Screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The D'oh-cial Network - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of PABF04''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of RABF10''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of PABF19''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Luca$ -Simcraft- Title Screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Simcraft'' Intro Sequence}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget - title screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of NABF03''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Title Screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Pay Pal Title Gag.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:TYBoC - Title Screen.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF18}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 26]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Image|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode name}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender - Title Screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from MABF15.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:SFM - Title Screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Simpsorama - Title Screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blazed and Confused - Title Screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Title Screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Falcon and the D'ohman - title screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF16.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray - title screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from NABF06.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Ten-Per-Cent Solution - title screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from PABF02.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell To Earth]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Daughter Also Rises - title screen.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Repeat of gag from PABF06.''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}<br />
{{TB|TABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TABF??}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TABF??}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TABF??}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TABF??}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TABF??}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TABF??}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TABF??}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TABF??}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TABF??}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
{{reflist}}<br />
<br />
{{Visual gags}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Title screen gags}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Lists]]<br />
[[Category:Opening sequence gags]]</div>Bulbasaur893https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Walking_Big_%26_Tall&diff=672259Walking Big & Tall2015-02-09T13:17:24Z<p>Bulbasaur893: </p>
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{{Episode<br />
|image=Walking Big & Tall promo 4.jpg<br />
|productionCode= TABF06<ref name="Futon">[http://thefutoncritic.com/listings/20150113fox20/ The Futon Critic - The Simpsons' Listings]</ref><br />
|originalAirdate= February 8, [[2015]]<ref name="Futon"/><br />
|blackboardText=<br />
|couchGag= People start to eat each Simpson off of a sushi plate that is sitting on a moving boat except for Homer who falls into the water and gets eaten by a fish after the boat flips over.<br />
|titlescreen= Cupid ([[Ralph Wiggum]]) shoots an arrow through the "o" in "Simpsons", turning it into a heart. <br />
|billboard=<br />
|specialGuestVoices= [[Pharrell Williams]] as {{Ch|Pharrell Williams|Himself}}<ref>[http://insidetv.ew.com/2015/01/22/pharrell-simpsons/?adbid=10152672731573697&adbpl=fb&adbpr=29534858696&cmpid=social_gen_smpsns_20150122_39234657 Entertainment Weekly - "Pharrell to guest on 'The Simpsons' -- exclusive"]</ref><br />
|Show Runner= <br />
|Written By= [[Michael Price]]<br />
|Directed By=<br />
|Episode Number= 565<br />
}}<br />
<br />
"'''Walking Big & Tall'''"<ref>[http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?Search_Arg=PAu003741933&Search_Code=REGS&PID=48IVbcc4XKKNY-xiWWLyZUd-w&SEQ=20141008180847&CNT=25&HIST=1 Registration number PAu003741933 at the United States Copyright Office]</ref> is a [[season 26]] episode and that aired on February 8, [[2015]].<ref name="Futon"/> It was written by [[Michael Price]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/mikepriceinla/status/526437234581336064 Michael Price Twitter]</ref><br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
{{Desc|When Lisa learns Springfield's anthem was stolen from another town she writes a replacement. Meanwhile, Homer learns the meaning of "Wide Pride".<ref name="Futon"/>}}<br />
<br />
== Production ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:TABF06 Script.png|Script for the episode<br />
File:Pharrell Williams.png|{{Ch|Pharrell Williams}}<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
== Gallery ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Walking Big & Tall promo 1.jpg|Promotional image<br />
File:Walking Big & Tall promo 2.jpg|Promotional image<br />
File:Walking_Big_&_Tall promo 3.jpg|Promotional image<br />
File:Walking Big & Tall promo 5.jpg|Promotional image<br />
File:Walking Big & Tall promo 6.jpg|Promotional image<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
<br />
{{Season 26}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Walking Big & Tall}}<br />
[[Category:Season 26]]<br />
[[Category:2015]]</div>Bulbasaur893https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Walking_Big_%26_Tall&diff=672258Walking Big & Tall2015-02-09T13:08:49Z<p>Bulbasaur893: </p>
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{{Episode<br />
|image=Walking Big & Tall promo 4.jpg<br />
|productionCode= TABF06<ref name="Futon">[http://thefutoncritic.com/listings/20150113fox20/ The Futon Critic - The Simpsons' Listings]</ref><br />
|originalAirdate= February 8, [[2015]]<ref name="Futon"/><br />
|blackboardText=<br />
|couchGag= People start to eat each Simpson off of a sushi plate that is sitting on a moving boat except for Homer who falls into the water and gets eaten by a fish after the boat flips over.<br />
|titlescreen=<br />
|billboard=<br />
|specialGuestVoices= [[Pharrell Williams]] as {{Ch|Pharrell Williams|Himself}}<ref>[http://insidetv.ew.com/2015/01/22/pharrell-simpsons/?adbid=10152672731573697&adbpl=fb&adbpr=29534858696&cmpid=social_gen_smpsns_20150122_39234657 Entertainment Weekly - "Pharrell to guest on 'The Simpsons' -- exclusive"]</ref><br />
|Show Runner= <br />
|Written By= [[Michael Price]]<br />
|Directed By=<br />
|Episode Number= 565<br />
}}<br />
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"'''Walking Big & Tall'''"<ref>[http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?Search_Arg=PAu003741933&Search_Code=REGS&PID=48IVbcc4XKKNY-xiWWLyZUd-w&SEQ=20141008180847&CNT=25&HIST=1 Registration number PAu003741933 at the United States Copyright Office]</ref> is a [[season 26]] episode and that aired on February 8, [[2015]].<ref name="Futon"/> It was written by [[Michael Price]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/mikepriceinla/status/526437234581336064 Michael Price Twitter]</ref><br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
{{Desc|When Lisa learns Springfield's anthem was stolen from another town she writes a replacement. Meanwhile, Homer learns the meaning of "Wide Pride".<ref name="Futon"/>}}<br />
<br />
== Production ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:TABF06 Script.png|Script for the episode<br />
File:Pharrell Williams.png|{{Ch|Pharrell Williams}}<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
== Gallery ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Walking Big & Tall promo 1.jpg|Promotional image<br />
File:Walking Big & Tall promo 2.jpg|Promotional image<br />
File:Walking_Big_&_Tall promo 3.jpg|Promotional image<br />
File:Walking Big & Tall promo 5.jpg|Promotional image<br />
File:Walking Big & Tall promo 6.jpg|Promotional image<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
<br />
{{Season 26}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Walking Big & Tall}}<br />
[[Category:Season 26]]<br />
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{{episode<br />
|image=The Canine Mutiny.png<br />
|productionCode=4F16<br />
|originalAirdate=April 13, 1997<br />
|blackboardText="A fire drill does not demand a fire"<br />
|couchGag=The couch is a sofa-bed, with Grampa asleep on it. The Simpsons fold the bed part into the couch, Grampa still on it, and sit down as normal<br />
|Episode Number=173<br />
|specialGuestVoices=[[Frank Welker]] as [[Laddie]]<br />
|Show Runner=[[Bill Oakley]] <br/> [[Josh Weinstein]]<br />
|Written By=[[Ron Hauge]]<br />
|Directed By=[[Dominic Polcino]]<br />
|DVD features = yes<br />
}}<br />
<br />
"'''The Canine Mutiny'''", also called '''"S is for Santa's Little Helper"''' is the twentieth episode of [[Season 8]]. It aired on April 13, 1997 and was written by [[Ron Hauge]] and directed by [[Dominic Polcino]]. <br />
<br />
== Synopsis ==<br />
Purchasing an expensive purebred dog on a fraudulent credit card lands [[Bart]] in the doghouse when creditors want the pooch back, but [[Santa's Little Helper]] ends up the real loser here. [[Frank Welker]] guest stars.<br />
<br />
== Plot ==<br />
[[Bart]] complains that he doesn't get any mail. Then [[Marge]] decides to give him the family's junk mail. One of them is a credit card application and Bart fills it under the name of his dog, [[Santa's Little Helper]] and claims the occupation to be "butt doctor". The company misreads the name as "Santos L. Halper", and the credit card application is approved. Before long, Bart receives a credit card.<br />
<br />
Bart then goes on a shopping spree, buying the family some very expensive gifts from a mail order catalog: to Marge he buys [[Vancouver]] smoked salmon and a radio-frying pan, to [[Homer]] a golf shirt with corporate logo, to [[Lisa]] "[[Trucker's Choice Stay-Alert Capsules]]" and many things for himself. The item that Bart anticipates the most is a finely-bred, pre-trained collie. Not letting its US$1,200 purchase price stand in the way, Bart promptly orders one. Upon its arrival Bart learns the dog's name is Laddie, and the rest of the family fall in love with the new dog, while Santa's Little Helper goes unnoticed.<br />
<br />
Bart fails to pay off "Santos L. Halper's" credit card bill, and it is not long before he gets a call from a debt collection agency demanding payment. When the calls and collection letters persist, Bart enlists Laddie to help him bury his ill-gotten credit card. Later, repo men arrive to take back all of the things Bart has purchased. Lisa demands an explanation, and Bart is forced to admit the truth. When a repossessor demands the $1,200 collie be returned, Bart identifies Santa's Little Helper as the dog he purchased. The greyhound is herded into the truck and Bart sadly watches as it drives away. Noticing that Santa's Little Helper is gone, the family begins to bond with Laddie, except for Bart, who fears for Santa's Little Helper's fate. When an exhausted Bart gives Laddie yet another walk, the collie saves the life of [[Baby Gerald]]. At the ceremony honoring Laddie's heroism, [[Chief Wiggum]] decides that Laddie would make the perfect police dog. Bart gives him to the Springfield police force and is forced to explain why the family now has no dog at all.<br />
<br />
Homer instructs Bart to do whatever it takes to get Santa's Little Helper back and he goes hunting around the town, trying to find his old pal. Bart eventually learns from [[Reverend Lovejoy]] that the dog was given to a parishioner named [[Mr. Mitchell]].<br />
<br />
Bart visits Mr. Mitchell, who is blind and lonely, and asks for his dog back, but when he sees how the man and Santa's Little Helper have bonded, he grows heartsick and leaves. Still determined to get his dog back, Bart makes a late-night visit to Mr. Mitchell's home in hopes of retrieving Santa's Little Helper. The pair are reunited, but Bart traps himself in a closet. Mr. Mitchell calls the police and demands that Bart be charged with burglary, but Bart explains that Santa's Little Helper was his dog and that he wants him back.<br />
<br />
To solve the problem, Bart and Mitchell let Santa's Little Helper decide where he wants to go, with him choosing Bart. Chief Wiggum arrives with Laddie, who immediately sniffs out a bag of marijuana in Mr. Mitchell's pocket. Bart and Santa's Little Helper head home, leaving the police to "finish up" with Mitchell.<br />
<br />
== Production ==<br />
John Turturro was originally supposed to play Mr. Mitchell, but was cut after he was angry over redoing lines.<ref>[https://twitter.com/thatbilloakley/status/503761988850171905 Bill Oakley's Twitter]</ref><br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
<br />
{{Images|ep=yes}}<br />
{{Season 8}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Canine Mutiny, The}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Episodes]]<br />
[[Category:Season 8]]<br />
[[Category:1997]]<br />
[[Category:Bart episodes]]<br />
[[Category:12-rated episodes]]<br />
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{{episode<br />
|image=The Canine Mutiny.png<br />
|productionCode=4F16<br />
|originalAirdate=April 13, 1997<br />
|blackboardText="A fire drill does not demand a fire"<br />
|couchGag=The couch is a sofa-bed, with Grampa asleep on it. The Simpsons fold the bed part into the couch, Grampa still on it, and sit down as normal<br />
|Episode Number=173<br />
|specialGuestVoices=[[Frank Welker]] as [[Laddie]]<br />
|Show Runner=[[Bill Oakley]] <br/> [[Josh Weinstein]]<br />
|Written By=[[Ron Hauge]]<br />
|Directed By=[[Dominic Polcino]]<br />
|DVD features = yes<br />
}}<br />
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"'''The Canine Mutiny'''", also called '''"S is for Santa's Little Helper"''' is the twentieth episode of [[Season 8]]. It aired on April 13, 1997 and was written by [[Ron Hauge]] and directed by [[Dominic Polcino]]. <br />
<br />
== Synopsis ==<br />
Purchasing an expensive purebred dog on a fraudulent credit card lands [[Bart]] in the doghouse when creditors want the pooch back, but [[Santa's Little Helper]] ends up the real loser here. [[Frank Welker]] guest stars.<br />
<br />
== Plot ==<br />
[[Bart]] complains that he doesn't get any mail. Then [[Marge]] decides to give him the family's junk mail. One of them is a credit card application and Bart fills it under the name of his dog, [[Santa's Little Helper]] and claims the occupation to be "butt doctor". The company misreads the name as "Santos L. Halper", and the credit card application is approved. Before long, Bart receives a credit card.<br />
<br />
Bart then goes on a shopping spree, buying the family some very expensive gifts from a mail order catalog: to Marge he buys [[Vancouver]] smoked salmon and a radio-frying pan, to [[Homer]] a golf shirt with corporate logo, to [[Lisa]] "[[Trucker's Choice Stay-Alert Capsules]]" and many things for himself. The item that Bart anticipates the most is a finely-bred, pre-trained collie. Not letting its US$1,200 purchase price stand in the way, Bart promptly orders one. Upon its arrival Bart learns the dog's name is Laddie, and the rest of the family fall in love with the new dog, while Santa's Little Helper goes unnoticed.<br />
<br />
Bart fails to pay off "Santos L. Halper's" credit card bill, and it is not long before he gets a call from a debt collection agency demanding payment. When the calls and collection letters persist, Bart enlists Laddie to help him bury his ill-gotten credit card. Later, repo men arrive to take back all of the things Bart has purchased. Lisa demands an explanation, and Bart is forced to admit the truth. When a repossessor demands the $1,200 collie be returned, Bart identifies Santa's Little Helper as the dog he purchased. The greyhound is herded into the truck and Bart sadly watches as it drives away. Noticing that Santa's Little Helper is gone, the family begins to bond with Laddie, except for Bart, who fears for Santa's Little Helper's fate. When an exhausted Bart gives Laddie yet another walk, the collie saves the life of [[Baby Gerald]]. At the ceremony honoring Laddie's heroism, [[Chief Wiggum]] decides that Laddie would make the perfect police dog. Bart gives him to the Springfield police force and is forced to explain why the family now has no dog at all.<br />
<br />
Homer instructs Bart to do whatever it takes to get Santa's Little Helper back and he goes hunting around the town, trying to find his old pal. Bart eventually learns from [[Reverend Lovejoy]] that the dog was given to a parishioner named [[Mr. Mitchell]].<br />
<br />
Bart visits Mr. Mitchell, who is blind and lonely, and asks for his dog back, but when he sees how the man and Santa's Little Helper have bonded, he grows heartsick and leaves. Still determined to get his dog back, Bart makes a late-night visit to Mr. Mitchell's home in hopes of retrieving Santa's Little Helper. The pair are reunited, but Bart traps himself in a closet. Mr. Mitchell calls the police and demands that Bart be charged with burglary, but Bart explains that Santa's Little Helper was his dog and that he wants him back.<br />
<br />
To solve the problem, Bart and Mitchell let Santa's Little Helper decide where he wants to go, with him choosing Bart. Chief Wiggum arrives with Laddie, who immediately sniffs out a bag of marijuana in Mr. Mitchell's pocket. Bart and Santa's Little Helper head home, leaving the police to "finish up" with Mitchell.<br />
<br />
== Production ==<br />
John Turturro was originally supposed to play Mr. Mitchell, but was cut after he was angry over redoing lines.<ref>[https://twitter.com/thatbilloakley/status/503761988850171905 Bill Oakley's Twitter]</ref><br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
<br />
{{Images|ep=yes}}<br />
{{Season 8}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Canine Mutiny, The}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Episodes]]<br />
[[Category:Season 8]]<br />
[[Category:1997]]<br />
[[Category:Bart episodes]]<br />
[[Category:12-rated episodes]]<br />
[[sv:The Canine Mutiny]]<br />
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{{episode<br />
|image=The Canine Mutiny.png<br />
|productionCode=4F16<br />
|originalAirdate=April 13, 1997<br />
|blackboardText="A fire drill does not demand a fire"<br />
|couchGag=The couch is a sofa-bed, with Grampa asleep on it. The Simpsons fold the bed part into the couch, Grampa still on it, and sit down as normal<br />
|Episode Number=173<br />
|specialGuestVoices=[[Frank Welker]] as [[Laddie]]<br />
|Show Runner=[[Bill Oakley]] <br/> [[Josh Weinstein]]<br />
|Written By=[[Ron Hauge]]<br />
|Directed By=[[Dominic Polcino]]<br />
|DVD features = yes<br />
}}<br />
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"'''The Canine Mutiny'''", also called '''"S is for Santa's Little Helper"''' is the twentieth episode of [[Season 8]]. It aired on April 13, 1997 and was written by [[Ron Hauge]] and directed by [[Dominic Polcino]]. <br />
<br />
== Synopsis ==<br />
Purchasing an expensive purebred dog on a fraudulent credit card lands [[Bart]] in the doghouse when creditors want the pooch back, but [[Santa's Little Helper]] ends up the real loser here. [[Frank Welker]] guest stars.<br />
<br />
== Plot ==<br />
[[Bart]] complains that he doesn't get any mail. Then [[Marge]] decides to give him the family's junk mail. One of them is a credit card application and Bart fills it under the name of his dog, [[Santa's Little Helper]] and claims the occupation to be "butt doctor". The company misreads the name as "Santos L. Halper", and the credit card application is approved. Before long, Bart receives a credit card.<br />
<br />
Bart then goes on a shopping spree, buying the family some very expensive gifts from a mail order catalog: to Marge he buys [[Vancouver]] smoked salmon and a radio-frying pan, to [[Homer]] a golf shirt with corporate logo, to [[Lisa]] "[[Trucker's Choice Stay-Alert Capsules]]" and many things for himself. The item that Bart anticipates the most is a finely-bred, pre-trained collie. Not letting its US$1,200 purchase price stand in the way, Bart promptly orders one. Upon its arrival Bart learns the dog's name is Laddie, and the rest of the family fall in love with the new dog, while Santa's Little Helper goes unnoticed.<br />
<br />
Bart fails to pay off "Santos L. Halper's" credit card bill, and it is not long before he gets a call from a debt collection agency demanding payment. When the calls and collection letters persist, Bart enlists Laddie to help him bury his ill-gotten credit card. Later, repo men arrive to take back all of the things Bart has purchased. Lisa demands an explanation, and Bart is forced to admit the truth. When a repossessor demands the $1,200 collie be returned, Bart identifies Santa's Little Helper as the dog he purchased. The greyhound is herded into the truck and Bart sadly watches as it drives away. Noticing that Santa's Little Helper is gone, the family begins to bond with Laddie, except for Bart, who fears for Santa's Little Helper's fate. When an exhausted Bart gives Laddie yet another walk, the collie saves the life of [[Baby Gerald]]. At the ceremony honoring Laddie's heroism, [[Chief Wiggum]] decides that Laddie would make the perfect police dog. Bart gives him to the Springfield police force and is forced to explain why the family now has no dog at all.<br />
<br />
Homer instructs Bart to do whatever it takes to get Santa's Little Helper back and he goes hunting around the town, trying to find his old pal. Bart eventually learns from [[Reverend Lovejoy]] that the dog was given to a parishioner named [[Mr. Mitchell]].<br />
<br />
Bart visits Mr. Mitchell, who is blind and lonely, and asks for his dog back, but when he sees how the man and Santa's Little Helper have bonded, he grows heartsick and leaves. Still determined to get his dog back, Bart makes a late-night visit to Mr. Mitchell's home in hopes of retrieving Santa's Little Helper. The pair are reunited, but Bart traps himself in a closet. Mr. Mitchell calls the police and demands that Bart be charged with burglary, but Bart explains that Santa's Little Helper was his dog and that he wants him back.<br />
<br />
To solve the problem, Bart and Mitchell let Santa's Little Helper decide where he wants to go, with him choosing Bart. Chief Wiggum arrives with Laddie, who immediately sniffs out a bag of marijuana in Mr. Mitchell's pocket. Bart and Santa's Little Helper head home, leaving the police to "finish up" with Mitchell.<br />
<br />
== Production ==<br />
John Turturro was originally supposed to play Mr. Mitchell, but was cut after he was angry over redoing lines.<ref>[https://twitter.com/thatbilloakley/status/503761988850171905 Bill Oakley's Twitter]</ref><br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
<br />
{{Images|ep=yes}}<br />
{{Season 8}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Canine Mutiny, The}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Episodes]]<br />
[[Category:Season 8]]<br />
[[Category:1997]]<br />
[[Category:Bart episodes]]<br />
[[Category:12-rated episodes]]<br />
[[sv:The Canine Mutiny]]<br />
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<div>The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.<br />
<br />
== [[Season 1]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 2]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TRsT|14|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|17|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|23}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|24}}<br />
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|25}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|26}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|27}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|29}}<br />
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|30}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|31}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|32}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|33}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|34}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|35}}<br />
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 3]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|36}}<br />
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|37}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|38}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|39|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}<br />
{{TBT|40}}<br />
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|41}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|42}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|43}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|44}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|45}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|46}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|47}}<br />
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|48}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|49}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|50}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spank others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|51}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|52}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|53|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}<br />
{{TBT|54}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|55}}<br />
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|56}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|57}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|58}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|59}}<br />
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 4]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|60}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|61}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|62}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|63}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}<br />
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}<br />
{{TBT|64}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|65|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}} <br />
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}}<br />
{{TBT|66}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|67}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|68}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|69}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|70}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|71}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|72}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|73}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}<br />
{{TB|2[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|74}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|76}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|77}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|78}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|79}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|80}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|81}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 5]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|82}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|83}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|84}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|85}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|86}}<br />
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|87}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|88}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|89}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|90}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|91}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}<br />
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|92}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|93}}<br />
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|94}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|95}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|96}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|97}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|98}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|99}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|100}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|101}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|102}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|103}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 6]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|104}}<br />
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|105}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|106}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|107}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|108}}<br />
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|109}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|110}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|111}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|112}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|113}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|114}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|115}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|116}}<br />
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|117}}<br />
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|118}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|119}}<br />
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|120}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|121}}<br />
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|122}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|123}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|124}}<br />
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|125}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|126}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|127}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|128}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 7]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|129}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|130}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|131}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|132}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|133}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|134}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|135}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|136}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|137}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|138}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|139}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|140}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|141}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|142}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|143}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|144}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|145}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|146}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|147}}<br />
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|148}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|149}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|150}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|151}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|152}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|153}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 8]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|154}}<br />
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|155}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|156}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|157}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|158}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|159}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|160|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}<br />
{{TBT|161}}<br />
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|162}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|163}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|164}}<br />
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|165}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|166}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|167}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|168}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|169}}<br />
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|170}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|171}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|172}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|173}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|174}}<br />
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|175}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|176}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|177}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|178}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 9]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|179}}<br />
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|180}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|181}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|182}}<br />
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|183}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|184}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|185}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|186}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|187}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|188}}<br />
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|189}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|190}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|191}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|192}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|193}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|194}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|195}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|196}}<br />
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}<br />
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|197}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|198}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|199}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|200}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|201}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|202}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|203}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 10]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|204}}<br />
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|205}}<br />
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|206}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|207}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|208}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|209}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}<br />
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|210}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|211}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|212}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|213}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|214}}<br />
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|215}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|216}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|217}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|218}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|219}}<br />
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|220}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|221|2}}<br />
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221_1.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}<br />
{{TBT|222}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|223}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|224}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|225}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|226}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 11]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|227}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|228}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|229}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|230}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|231}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|232}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|233}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}<br />
{{TBT|234}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|235|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235_1.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}}<br />
{{TBT|236}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|237}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|238}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|239}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|240}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|241}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|242}}<br />
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|243}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|244}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|245}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|246}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|247}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}<br />
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|248}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 12]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|249}}<br />
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|250}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|251}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|252}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|253}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|254}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|255}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard255.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|256|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256_1.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}}<br />
{{TBT|257}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}<br />
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|258}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|259}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|260}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|261}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|262}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|263}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|264}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|265}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|266}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|267}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|268}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|269}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 13]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|270}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|271}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|272}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|273}}<br />
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|274}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|275}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|276}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|277}}<br />
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|278}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|279}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|280}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|281}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|282}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|283}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|284}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|285}}<br />
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|286}}<br />
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|287}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|288}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|289}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|290}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|291}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 14]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|292}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|293}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|294}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|295}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|296}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|297}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|298}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|299}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|300}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|301}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|302}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|303}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|304}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|305}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|306}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|307}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|308}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|309}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|310}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|311}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|312}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|313}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 15]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|314}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|315}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|316}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|317}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|318}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|319}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|320}}<br />
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|321}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|322}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|323}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|324}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|325}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|326}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|327}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|328}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|329}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|330}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|331}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|332}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|333}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|334}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|335}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 16]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|336}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|337}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|338}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|339}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|340}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|341}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|342}}<br />
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|343}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|344}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|345}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|346}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|347}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|348}}<br />
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|349}}<br />
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|350}}<br />
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|351}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|352}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|353}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|354}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|355}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|356}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 17]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|357}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|358}}<br />
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|359}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|360}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|361}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|362}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|363}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|364}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|365}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|366}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|367}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|368}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|369}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|370}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|371|2}}<br />
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}}<br />
{{TBT|372}}<br />
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|373}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|374}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|375}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|376}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|377}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|378}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 18]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|379}}<br />
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|380}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|381|2}}<br />
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}}<br />
{{TBT|382}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|383}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|384}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|385}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|386}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|387}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|388}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|389}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|390|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}}<br />
{{TBT|391}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|392}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|393}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|394}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|395}}<br />
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|396}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|397}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|398}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|399}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|400}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 19]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|401}}<br />
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|402}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|403}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|404}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|405}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|406}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|407}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|408}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|409}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|410}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|411}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|412}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|413}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|414}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|415}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|416}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|417}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|418}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|419}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>''[in medieval writing style]''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|420}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 20]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|421}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|422}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|423}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|424}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|425}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|426}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|427}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|428}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|429}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|430}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|431}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|432}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}<br />
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|433}}<br />
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|434}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|435}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|436}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|437}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|438}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|439}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|440}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|441}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==[[Season 21]]==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|442}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.JPG|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|443}}<br />
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|444}}<br />
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|445}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|446}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|447}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|448}}<br />
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|449}}<br />
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|450}}<br />
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|451}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|452}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|453}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|454}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|455}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|456}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|457}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|458}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|459}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|460}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared<br>'''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|461}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|462}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|463}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|464}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 22]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|465}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|466}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|467}}<br />
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|468}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|469}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|470}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|471}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|472}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|473}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|474}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|475}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|476}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|477}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|478}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|479}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|480}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|481}}<br />
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|482}}<br />
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|483}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|484}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|485|2}}<br />
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}<br />
{{TBT|486}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Season 23 ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}<br />
{{TBT|487}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|488}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|489}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|490}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|491}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TRs||3}}<br />
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|492}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|493}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|494}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|495}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|496}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|497}}<br />
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|498}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|499}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|500|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}}<br />
{{TBT|501}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|502}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|503}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|504}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours<br>'''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|505}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|506}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|507}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|508}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 24]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|509}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|510}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|511}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 2012/November 4, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|512}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|513}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|514}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|515}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|516}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|517}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|518}}<br />
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|519}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|520}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|521}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|522}}<br />
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|523}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|524}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|525}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|526}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|527}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|528}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|529}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|530}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 25]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|531}}<br />
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|532}}<br />
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|533}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|534|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}<br />
{{TBT|535}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|536}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|537}}<br />
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|538}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "prancer" and "vixen"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|539}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|540|2}}<br />
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}<br />
{{TBT|541}}<br />
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|542}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|543}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|544}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|545}}<br />
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|546}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|547}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|548}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|549}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"You Can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27<sup>th</sup>"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|550}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|551}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|552}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}<br />
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<br />
== [[Season 26]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
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{{TBT|553}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|554}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|555}}<br />
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|556}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|557}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|558}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|559}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|560}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|561}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|562}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|563}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|564}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell To Earth]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|565}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|566}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|567}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|568}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|569}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|570}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|571}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|572}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|573}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|574}}<br />
{{TB|May [[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
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<br />
== Comics ==<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|November 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|March 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|September 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes'''<br>I will not practice Communist idealogy}}<br />
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|October 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}<br />
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}<br />
{{TRsT|123|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}<br />
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing For Vengeance]]''|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== ''[[Bart Simpson Comics]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}<br />
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|Winter 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Books==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
== Products==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside<br>Mud is not one of the four food groups<br>I will not eat things for money<br>Funny noises are not funny<br>I will not sell school property<br>I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Adverts==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Advert}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}<br />
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Calendar==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}<br />
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}<br />
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Trading cards==<br />
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Video games/Applications ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Video game/Application}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}<br />
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Other ==<br />
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}<br />
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Table Reading Room ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}<br />
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Visual gags}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]<br />
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]<br />
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]</div>Bulbasaur893https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Musk_Who_Fell_to_Earth/Appearances&diff=669279The Musk Who Fell to Earth/Appearances2015-01-26T17:05:29Z<p>Bulbasaur893: </p>
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{{EpisodePrevNextApp|Bart's New Friend|Walking Big & Tall}}<br />
<br />
== Characters ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Charles Montgomery Burns.png|[[Charles Montgomery Burns]]<br />
File:Elon Musk.png|{{Ch|Elon Musk}}<br />
File:Bumblebee Man.png|[[Bumblebee Man]] (title Screen)<br />
File:Homer Simpson.png|[[Homer Simpson]]<br />
File:Waylon Smithers, Jr..png|[[Waylon Smithers]]<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
== Locations ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.png|[[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]]<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
{{Season 26|A}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Musk Who Fell To Earth/Appearances, The}}</div>Bulbasaur893https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Musk_Who_Fell_to_Earth&diff=669278The Musk Who Fell to Earth2015-01-26T17:03:34Z<p>Bulbasaur893: </p>
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<div>{{Tab}}<br />
{{EpisodePrevNext|Bart's New Friend|Walking Big & Tall}}<br />
{{Episode<br />
|image=The Musk Who Fell To Earth promo 4.jpg<br />
|productionCode= TABF04<ref>[https://twitter.com/AlJean/status/544561135114936320 Al Jean Twitter]</ref><br />
|originalAirdate= January 25, [[2015]]<ref name="AlJeanMuskTwitter">[https://twitter.com/aljean/status/545183992975073280 Al Jean Twitter]</ref><br />
|blackboardText=<br />
|couchGag=<br />
|titlescreen= [[Bumblebee Man]] flies across, being chased by bumblebees. <br />
|billboard=<br />
|specialGuestVoices= [[Elon Musk]] as {{ch|Elon Musk|Himself}}<ref name="AlJeanTwitter">[https://twitter.com/AlJean/status/493146039713406977 Al Jean's Twitter]</ref><br />
|Show Runner= [[Al Jean]]<br />
|Written By= [[Neil Campbell]]<ref name="AlJeanMuskWriter"><br />
[https://twitter.com/AlJean/status/537128796856414208 Al Jean's Twitter]</ref><br />
|Directed By=<br />
|Episode Number= 564<br />
}}<br />
<br />
"'''The Musk Who Fell To Earth'''"<ref>[http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?Search_Arg=PAu003721154&Search_Code=REGS&PID=El4c5ut2x9TJUiW7VBDDHYir&SEQ=20130905100318&CNT=25&HIST=1 Registration number PAu003721154 at the United States Copyright Office]</ref> is the twelfth episode of [[season 26]]. It aired on January 25, [[2015]]<ref name="AlJeanMuskTwitter"/>.<br />
<br />
== Summary ==<br />
{{Desc|When inventor Elon Musk lands in Springfield, he and Homer become fast friends and revolutionize the town's nuclear plant. But when Musk goes overboard and Mr. Burns wants him removed, Homer must figure out a way to break up with him.<ref>[http://www.thefutoncritic.com/listings/20141230fox18/ The Futon Critic - The Simpsons' Listings]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
== Promotional images ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:The Musk Who Fell To Earth promo 1.jpg<br />
File:The Musk Who Fell To Earth promo 2.jpg<br />
File:The Musk Who Fell To Earth promo 3.jpg<br />
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== References ==<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
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{{Season 26}}<br />
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[[Category:2015]]</div>Bulbasaur893https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_chalkboard_gags&diff=669022List of chalkboard gags2015-01-25T14:49:04Z<p>Bulbasaur893: /* Season 26 */</p>
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<div>The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.<br />
<br />
== [[Season 1]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 2]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TRsT|14|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|17|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|23}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|24}}<br />
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|25}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|26}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|27}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|29}}<br />
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|30}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|31}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|32}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|33}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|34}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|35}}<br />
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 3]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|36}}<br />
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|37}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|38}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|39|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}<br />
{{TBT|40}}<br />
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|41}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|42}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|43}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|44}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|45}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|46}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|47}}<br />
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|48}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|49}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|50}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spank others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|51}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|52}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|53|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}<br />
{{TBT|54}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|55}}<br />
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|56}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|57}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|58}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|59}}<br />
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 4]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|60}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|61}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|62}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|63}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}<br />
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}<br />
{{TBT|64}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|65|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}} <br />
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}}<br />
{{TBT|66}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|67}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|68}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|69}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|70}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|71}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|72}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|73}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}<br />
{{TB|2[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|74}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|76}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|77}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|78}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|79}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|80}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|81}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 5]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|82}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|83}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|84}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|85}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|86}}<br />
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|87}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|88}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|89}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|90}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|91}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}<br />
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|92}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|93}}<br />
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|94}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|95}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|96}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|97}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|98}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|99}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|100}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|101}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|102}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|103}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 6]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|104}}<br />
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|105}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|106}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|107}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|108}}<br />
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|109}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|110}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|111}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|112}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|113}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|114}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|115}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|116}}<br />
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|117}}<br />
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|118}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|119}}<br />
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|120}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|121}}<br />
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|122}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|123}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|124}}<br />
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|125}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|126}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|127}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|128}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 7]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|129}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|130}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|131}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|132}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|133}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|134}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|135}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|136}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|137}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|138}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|139}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|140}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|141}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|142}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|143}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|144}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|145}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|146}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|147}}<br />
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|148}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|149}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|150}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|151}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|152}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|153}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 8]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|154}}<br />
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|155}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|156}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|157}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|158}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|159}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|160|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}<br />
{{TBT|161}}<br />
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|162}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|163}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|164}}<br />
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|165}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|166}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|167}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|168}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|169}}<br />
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|170}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|171}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|172}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|173}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|174}}<br />
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|175}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|176}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|177}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|178}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 9]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|179}}<br />
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|180}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|181}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|182}}<br />
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|183}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|184}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|185}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|186}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|187}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|188}}<br />
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|189}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|190}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|191}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|192}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|193}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|194}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|195}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|196}}<br />
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}<br />
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|197}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|198}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|199}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|200}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|201}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|202}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|203}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 10]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|204}}<br />
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|205}}<br />
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|206}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|207}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|208}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|209}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}<br />
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|210}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|211}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|212}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|213}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|214}}<br />
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|215}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|216}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|217}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|218}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|219}}<br />
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|220}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|221|2}}<br />
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221_1.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}<br />
{{TBT|222}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|223}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|224}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|225}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|226}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 11]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|227}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|228}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|229}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|230}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|231}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|232}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|233}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}<br />
{{TBT|234}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|235|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235_1.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}}<br />
{{TBT|236}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|237}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|238}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|239}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|240}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|241}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|242}}<br />
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|243}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|244}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|245}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|246}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|247}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}<br />
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|248}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 12]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|249}}<br />
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|250}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|251}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|252}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|253}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|254}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|255}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard255.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|256|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256_1.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}}<br />
{{TBT|257}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}<br />
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|258}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|259}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|260}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|261}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|262}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|263}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|264}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|265}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|266}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|267}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|268}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|269}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 13]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|270}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|271}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|272}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|273}}<br />
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|274}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|275}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|276}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|277}}<br />
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|278}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|279}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|280}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|281}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|282}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|283}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|284}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|285}}<br />
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|286}}<br />
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|287}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|288}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|289}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|290}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|291}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 14]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|292}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|293}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|294}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|295}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|296}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|297}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|298}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|299}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|300}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|301}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|302}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|303}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|304}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|305}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|306}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|307}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|308}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|309}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|310}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|311}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|312}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|313}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 15]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|314}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|315}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|316}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|317}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|318}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|319}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|320}}<br />
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|321}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|322}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|323}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|324}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|325}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|326}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|327}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|328}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|329}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|330}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|331}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|332}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|333}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|334}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|335}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 16]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|336}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|337}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|338}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|339}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|340}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|341}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|342}}<br />
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|343}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|344}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|345}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|346}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|347}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|348}}<br />
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|349}}<br />
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|350}}<br />
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|351}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|352}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|353}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|354}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|355}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|356}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 17]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|357}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|358}}<br />
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|359}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|360}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|361}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|362}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|363}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|364}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|365}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|366}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|367}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|368}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|369}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|370}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|371|2}}<br />
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}}<br />
{{TBT|372}}<br />
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|373}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|374}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|375}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|376}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|377}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|378}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 18]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|379}}<br />
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|380}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|381|2}}<br />
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}}<br />
{{TBT|382}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|383}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|384}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|385}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|386}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|387}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|388}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|389}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|390|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}}<br />
{{TBT|391}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|392}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|393}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|394}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|395}}<br />
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|396}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|397}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|398}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|399}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|400}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 19]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|401}}<br />
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|402}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|403}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|404}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|405}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|406}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|407}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|408}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|409}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|410}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|411}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|412}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|413}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|414}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|415}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|416}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|417}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|418}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|419}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>''[in medieval writing style]''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|420}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 20]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|421}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|422}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|423}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|424}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|425}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|426}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|427}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|428}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|429}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|430}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|431}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|432}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}<br />
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|433}}<br />
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|434}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|435}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|436}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|437}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|438}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|439}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|440}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|441}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==[[Season 21]]==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|442}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.JPG|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|443}}<br />
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|444}}<br />
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|445}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|446}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|447}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|448}}<br />
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|449}}<br />
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|450}}<br />
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|451}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|452}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|453}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|454}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|455}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|456}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|457}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|458}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|459}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|460}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared<br>'''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|461}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|462}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|463}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|464}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 22]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|465}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|466}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|467}}<br />
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|468}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|469}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|470}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|471}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|472}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|473}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|474}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|475}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|476}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|477}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|478}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|479}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|480}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|481}}<br />
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|482}}<br />
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|483}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|484}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|485|2}}<br />
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}<br />
{{TBT|486}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Season 23 ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}<br />
{{TBT|487}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|488}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|489}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|490}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|491}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TRs||3}}<br />
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|492}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|493}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|494}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|495}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|496}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|497}}<br />
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|498}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|499}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|500|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}}<br />
{{TBT|501}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|502}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|503}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|504}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours<br>'''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|505}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|506}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|507}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|508}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 24]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|509}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|510}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|511}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 2012/November 4, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|512}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|513}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|514}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|515}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|516}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|517}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|518}}<br />
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|519}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|520}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|521}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|522}}<br />
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|523}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|524}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|525}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|526}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|527}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|528}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|529}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|530}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 25]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|531}}<br />
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|532}}<br />
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|533}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|534|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}<br />
{{TBT|535}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|536}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|537}}<br />
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|538}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "prancer" and "vixen"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|539}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|540|2}}<br />
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}<br />
{{TBT|541}}<br />
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|542}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|543}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|544}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|545}}<br />
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|546}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|547}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|548}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|549}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"You Can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27<sup>th</sup>"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|550}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|551}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|552}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 26]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|553}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|554}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|555}}<br />
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|556}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|557}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|558}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|559}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|560}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|561}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|562}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|563}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart's New Friend -00003.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|564}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell To Earth]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|565}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|566}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|567}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|568}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|569}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|570}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|571}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|572}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|573}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|574}}<br />
{{TB|May [[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Comics ==<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|November 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|March 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|September 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes'''<br>I will not practice Communist idealogy}}<br />
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|October 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}<br />
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}<br />
{{TRsT|123|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}<br />
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing For Vengeance]]''|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== ''[[Bart Simpson Comics]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}<br />
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|Winter 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Books==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
== Products==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside<br>Mud is not one of the four food groups<br>I will not eat things for money<br>Funny noises are not funny<br>I will not sell school property<br>I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Adverts==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Advert}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}<br />
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Calendar==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}<br />
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}<br />
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Trading cards==<br />
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Video games/Applications ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Video game/Application}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}<br />
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Other ==<br />
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}<br />
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Table Reading Room ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}<br />
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Visual gags}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]<br />
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]<br />
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]</div>Bulbasaur893https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_chalkboard_gags&diff=669021List of chalkboard gags2015-01-25T14:47:28Z<p>Bulbasaur893: /* Season 26 */</p>
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<div>The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.<br />
<br />
== [[Season 1]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 2]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TRsT|14|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|17|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|23}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|24}}<br />
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|25}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|26}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|27}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|29}}<br />
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|30}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|31}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|32}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|33}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|34}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|35}}<br />
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 3]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|36}}<br />
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|37}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|38}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|39|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}<br />
{{TBT|40}}<br />
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|41}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|42}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|43}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|44}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|45}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|46}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|47}}<br />
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|48}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|49}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|50}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spank others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|51}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|52}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|53|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}<br />
{{TBT|54}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|55}}<br />
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|56}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|57}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|58}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|59}}<br />
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 4]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|60}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|61}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|62}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|63}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}<br />
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}<br />
{{TBT|64}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|65|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}} <br />
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}}<br />
{{TBT|66}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|67}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|68}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|69}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|70}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|71}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|72}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|73}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}<br />
{{TB|2[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|74}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|76}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|77}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|78}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|79}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|80}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|81}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 5]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|82}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|83}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|84}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|85}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|86}}<br />
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|87}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|88}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|89}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|90}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|91}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}<br />
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|92}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|93}}<br />
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|94}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|95}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|96}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|97}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|98}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|99}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|100}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|101}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|102}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|103}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 6]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|104}}<br />
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|105}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|106}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|107}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|108}}<br />
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|109}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|110}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|111}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|112}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|113}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|114}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|115}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|116}}<br />
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|117}}<br />
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|118}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|119}}<br />
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|120}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|121}}<br />
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|122}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|123}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|124}}<br />
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|125}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|126}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|127}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|128}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 7]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|129}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|130}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|131}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|132}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|133}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|134}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|135}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|136}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|137}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|138}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|139}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|140}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|141}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|142}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|143}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|144}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|145}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|146}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|147}}<br />
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|148}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|149}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|150}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|151}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|152}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|153}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 8]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|154}}<br />
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|155}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|156}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|157}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|158}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|159}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|160|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}<br />
{{TBT|161}}<br />
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|162}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|163}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|164}}<br />
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|165}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|166}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|167}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|168}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|169}}<br />
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|170}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|171}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|172}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|173}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|174}}<br />
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|175}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|176}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|177}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|178}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 9]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|179}}<br />
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|180}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|181}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|182}}<br />
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|183}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|184}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|185}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|186}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|187}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|188}}<br />
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|189}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|190}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|191}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|192}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|193}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|194}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|195}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|196}}<br />
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}<br />
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|197}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|198}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|199}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|200}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|201}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|202}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|203}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 10]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|204}}<br />
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|205}}<br />
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|206}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|207}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|208}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|209}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}<br />
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|210}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|211}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|212}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|213}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|214}}<br />
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|215}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|216}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|217}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|218}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|219}}<br />
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|220}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|221|2}}<br />
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221_1.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}<br />
{{TBT|222}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|223}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|224}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|225}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|226}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 11]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|227}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|228}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|229}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|230}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|231}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|232}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|233}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}<br />
{{TBT|234}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|235|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235_1.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}}<br />
{{TBT|236}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|237}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|238}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|239}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|240}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|241}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|242}}<br />
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|243}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|244}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|245}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|246}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|247}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}<br />
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|248}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 12]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|249}}<br />
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|250}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|251}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|252}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|253}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|254}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|255}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard255.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|256|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256_1.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}}<br />
{{TBT|257}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}<br />
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|258}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|259}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|260}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|261}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|262}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|263}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|264}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|265}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|266}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|267}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|268}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|269}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 13]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|270}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|271}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|272}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|273}}<br />
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|274}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|275}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|276}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|277}}<br />
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|278}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|279}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|280}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|281}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|282}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|283}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|284}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|285}}<br />
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|286}}<br />
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|287}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|288}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|289}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|290}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|291}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 14]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|292}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|293}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|294}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|295}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|296}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|297}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|298}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|299}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|300}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|301}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|302}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|303}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|304}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|305}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|306}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|307}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|308}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|309}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|310}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|311}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|312}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|313}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 15]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|314}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|315}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|316}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|317}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|318}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|319}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|320}}<br />
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|321}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|322}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|323}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|324}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|325}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|326}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|327}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|328}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|329}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|330}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|331}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|332}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|333}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|334}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|335}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 16]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|336}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|337}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|338}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|339}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|340}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|341}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|342}}<br />
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|343}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|344}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|345}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|346}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|347}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|348}}<br />
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|349}}<br />
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|350}}<br />
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|351}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|352}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|353}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|354}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|355}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|356}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 17]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|357}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|358}}<br />
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|359}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|360}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|361}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|362}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|363}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|364}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|365}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|366}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|367}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|368}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|369}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|370}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|371|2}}<br />
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}}<br />
{{TBT|372}}<br />
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|373}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|374}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|375}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|376}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|377}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|378}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 18]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|379}}<br />
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|380}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|381|2}}<br />
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}}<br />
{{TBT|382}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|383}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|384}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|385}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|386}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|387}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|388}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|389}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|390|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}}<br />
{{TBT|391}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|392}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|393}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|394}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|395}}<br />
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|396}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|397}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|398}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|399}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|400}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 19]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|401}}<br />
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|402}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|403}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|404}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|405}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|406}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|407}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|408}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|409}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|410}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|411}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|412}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|413}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|414}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|415}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|416}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|417}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|418}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|419}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>''[in medieval writing style]''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|420}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 20]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|421}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|422}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|423}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|424}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|425}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|426}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|427}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|428}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|429}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|430}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|431}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|432}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}<br />
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|433}}<br />
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|434}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|435}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|436}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|437}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|438}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|439}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|440}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|441}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==[[Season 21]]==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|442}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.JPG|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|443}}<br />
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|444}}<br />
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|445}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|446}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|447}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|448}}<br />
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|449}}<br />
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|450}}<br />
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|451}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|452}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|453}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|454}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|455}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|456}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|457}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|458}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|459}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|460}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared<br>'''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|461}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|462}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|463}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|464}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 22]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|465}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|466}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|467}}<br />
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|468}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|469}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|470}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|471}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|472}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|473}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|474}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|475}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|476}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|477}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|478}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|479}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|480}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|481}}<br />
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|482}}<br />
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|483}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|484}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|485|2}}<br />
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}<br />
{{TBT|486}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Season 23 ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}<br />
{{TBT|487}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|488}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|489}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|490}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|491}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TRs||3}}<br />
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|492}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|493}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|494}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|495}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|496}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|497}}<br />
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|498}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|499}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|500|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}}<br />
{{TBT|501}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|502}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|503}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|504}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours<br>'''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|505}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|506}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|507}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|508}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 24]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|509}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|510}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|511}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 2012/November 4, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|512}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|513}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|514}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|515}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|516}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|517}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|518}}<br />
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|519}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|520}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|521}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|522}}<br />
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|523}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|524}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|525}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|526}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|527}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|528}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|529}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|530}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 25]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|531}}<br />
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|532}}<br />
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|533}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|534|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}<br />
{{TBT|535}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|536}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|537}}<br />
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|538}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "prancer" and "vixen"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|539}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|540|2}}<br />
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}<br />
{{TBT|541}}<br />
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|542}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|543}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|544}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|545}}<br />
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|546}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|547}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|548}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|549}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"You Can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27<sup>th</sup>"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|550}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|551}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|552}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 26]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|553}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|554}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|555}}<br />
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|556}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|557}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|558}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|559}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|560}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|561}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|562}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|563}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart's New Friend -00003.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|564}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell To Earth]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|565}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|566}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|567}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|568}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|569}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|570}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|571}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|572}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|573}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|574}}<br />
{{TB|May [[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Comics ==<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|November 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|March 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|September 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes'''<br>I will not practice Communist idealogy}}<br />
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|October 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}<br />
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}<br />
{{TRsT|123|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}<br />
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing For Vengeance]]''|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== ''[[Bart Simpson Comics]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}<br />
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|Winter 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Books==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
== Products==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside<br>Mud is not one of the four food groups<br>I will not eat things for money<br>Funny noises are not funny<br>I will not sell school property<br>I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Adverts==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Advert}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}<br />
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Calendar==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}<br />
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}<br />
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Trading cards==<br />
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Video games/Applications ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Video game/Application}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}<br />
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Other ==<br />
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}<br />
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Table Reading Room ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}<br />
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Visual gags}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]<br />
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]<br />
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]</div>Bulbasaur893https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_chalkboard_gags&diff=669019List of chalkboard gags2015-01-25T14:44:59Z<p>Bulbasaur893: /* Season 26 */</p>
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<div>The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.<br />
<br />
== [[Season 1]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 2]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TRsT|14|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|17|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|23}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|24}}<br />
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|25}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|26}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|27}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|29}}<br />
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|30}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|31}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|32}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|33}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|34}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|35}}<br />
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 3]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|36}}<br />
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|37}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|38}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|39|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}<br />
{{TBT|40}}<br />
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|41}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|42}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|43}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|44}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|45}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|46}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|47}}<br />
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|48}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|49}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|50}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spank others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|51}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|52}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|53|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}<br />
{{TBT|54}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|55}}<br />
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|56}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|57}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|58}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|59}}<br />
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 4]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|60}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|61}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|62}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|63}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}<br />
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}<br />
{{TBT|64}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|65|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}} <br />
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}}<br />
{{TBT|66}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|67}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|68}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|69}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|70}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|71}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|72}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|73}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}<br />
{{TB|2[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|74}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|76}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|77}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|78}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|79}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|80}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|81}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 5]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|82}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|83}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|84}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|85}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|86}}<br />
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|87}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|88}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|89}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|90}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|91}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}<br />
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|92}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|93}}<br />
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|94}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|95}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|96}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|97}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|98}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|99}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|100}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|101}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|102}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|103}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 6]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|104}}<br />
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|105}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|106}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|107}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|108}}<br />
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|109}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|110}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|111}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|112}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|113}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|114}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|115}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|116}}<br />
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|117}}<br />
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|118}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|119}}<br />
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|120}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|121}}<br />
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|122}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|123}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|124}}<br />
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|125}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|126}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|127}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|128}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 7]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|129}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|130}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|131}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|132}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|133}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|134}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|135}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|136}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|137}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|138}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|139}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|140}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|141}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|142}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|143}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|144}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|145}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|146}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|147}}<br />
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|148}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|149}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|150}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|151}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|152}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|153}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 8]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|154}}<br />
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|155}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|156}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|157}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|158}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|159}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|160|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}<br />
{{TBT|161}}<br />
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|162}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|163}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|164}}<br />
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|165}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|166}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|167}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|168}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|169}}<br />
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|170}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|171}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|172}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|173}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|174}}<br />
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|175}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|176}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|177}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|178}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 9]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|179}}<br />
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|180}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|181}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|182}}<br />
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|183}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|184}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|185}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|186}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|187}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|188}}<br />
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|189}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|190}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|191}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|192}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|193}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|194}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|195}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|196}}<br />
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}<br />
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|197}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|198}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|199}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|200}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|201}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|202}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|203}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 10]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|204}}<br />
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|205}}<br />
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|206}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|207}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|208}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|209}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}<br />
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|210}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|211}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|212}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|213}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|214}}<br />
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|215}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|216}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|217}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|218}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|219}}<br />
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|220}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|221|2}}<br />
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221_1.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}<br />
{{TBT|222}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|223}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|224}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|225}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|226}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 11]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|227}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|228}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|229}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|230}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|231}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|232}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|233}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}<br />
{{TBT|234}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|235|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235_1.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}}<br />
{{TBT|236}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|237}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|238}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|239}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|240}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|241}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|242}}<br />
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|243}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|244}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|245}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|246}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|247}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}<br />
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|248}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 12]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|249}}<br />
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|250}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|251}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|252}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|253}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|254}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|255}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard255.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|256|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256_1.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}}<br />
{{TBT|257}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}<br />
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|258}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|259}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|260}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|261}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|262}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|263}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|264}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|265}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|266}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|267}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|268}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|269}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 13]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|270}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|271}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|272}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|273}}<br />
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|274}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|275}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|276}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|277}}<br />
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|278}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|279}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|280}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|281}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|282}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|283}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|284}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|285}}<br />
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|286}}<br />
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|287}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|288}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|289}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|290}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|291}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 14]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|292}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|293}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|294}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|295}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|296}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|297}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|298}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|299}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|300}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|301}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|302}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|303}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|304}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|305}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|306}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|307}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|308}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|309}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|310}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|311}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|312}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|313}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 15]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|314}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|315}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|316}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|317}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|318}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|319}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|320}}<br />
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|321}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|322}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|323}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|324}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|325}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|326}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|327}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|328}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|329}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|330}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|331}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|332}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|333}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|334}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|335}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 16]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|336}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|337}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|338}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|339}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|340}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|341}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|342}}<br />
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|343}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|344}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|345}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|346}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|347}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|348}}<br />
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|349}}<br />
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|350}}<br />
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|351}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|352}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|353}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|354}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|355}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|356}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 17]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|357}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|358}}<br />
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|359}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|360}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|361}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|362}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|363}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|364}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|365}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|366}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|367}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|368}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|369}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|370}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|371|2}}<br />
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}}<br />
{{TBT|372}}<br />
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|373}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|374}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|375}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|376}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|377}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|378}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 18]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|379}}<br />
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|380}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|381|2}}<br />
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}}<br />
{{TBT|382}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|383}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|384}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|385}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|386}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|387}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|388}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|389}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|390|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}}<br />
{{TBT|391}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|392}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|393}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|394}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|395}}<br />
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|396}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|397}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|398}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|399}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|400}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 19]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|401}}<br />
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|402}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|403}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|404}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|405}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|406}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|407}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|408}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|409}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|410}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|411}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|412}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|413}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|414}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|415}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|416}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|417}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|418}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|419}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>''[in medieval writing style]''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|420}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 20]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|421}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|422}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|423}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|424}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|425}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|426}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|427}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|428}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|429}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|430}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|431}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|432}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}<br />
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|433}}<br />
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|434}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|435}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|436}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|437}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|438}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|439}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|440}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|441}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==[[Season 21]]==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|442}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.JPG|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|443}}<br />
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|444}}<br />
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|445}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|446}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|447}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|448}}<br />
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|449}}<br />
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|450}}<br />
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|451}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|452}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|453}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|454}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|455}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|456}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|457}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|458}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|459}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|460}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared<br>'''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|461}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|462}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|463}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|464}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 22]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|465}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|466}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|467}}<br />
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|468}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|469}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|470}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|471}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|472}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|473}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|474}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|475}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|476}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|477}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|478}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|479}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|480}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|481}}<br />
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|482}}<br />
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|483}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|484}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|485|2}}<br />
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}<br />
{{TBT|486}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Season 23 ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}<br />
{{TBT|487}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|488}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|489}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|490}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|491}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TRs||3}}<br />
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|492}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|493}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|494}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|495}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|496}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|497}}<br />
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|498}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|499}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|500|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}}<br />
{{TBT|501}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|502}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|503}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|504}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours<br>'''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|505}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|506}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|507}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|508}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 24]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|509}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|510}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|511}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 2012/November 4, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|512}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|513}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|514}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|515}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|516}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|517}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|518}}<br />
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|519}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|520}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|521}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|522}}<br />
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|523}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|524}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|525}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|526}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|527}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|528}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|529}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|530}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 25]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|531}}<br />
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|532}}<br />
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|533}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|534|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}<br />
{{TBT|535}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|536}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|537}}<br />
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|538}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "prancer" and "vixen"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|539}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|540|2}}<br />
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}<br />
{{TBT|541}}<br />
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|542}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|543}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|544}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|545}}<br />
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|546}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|547}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|548}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|549}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"You Can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27<sup>th</sup>"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|550}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|551}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|552}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 26]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|553}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|554}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|555}}<br />
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|556}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|557}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|558}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|559}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|560}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|561}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|562}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|563}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart's New Friend -00003.jpg]]}}<br />
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|564}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell To Earth]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|565}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|566}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|567}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|568}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|569}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|570}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|571}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|572}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|573}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|574}}<br />
{{TB|May [[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Comics ==<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|November 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|March 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|September 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes'''<br>I will not practice Communist idealogy}}<br />
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|October 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}<br />
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}<br />
{{TRsT|123|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}<br />
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing For Vengeance]]''|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== ''[[Bart Simpson Comics]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}<br />
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|Winter 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Books==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
== Products==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside<br>Mud is not one of the four food groups<br>I will not eat things for money<br>Funny noises are not funny<br>I will not sell school property<br>I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Adverts==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Advert}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}<br />
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Calendar==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}<br />
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}<br />
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Trading cards==<br />
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Video games/Applications ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Video game/Application}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}<br />
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Other ==<br />
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}<br />
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Table Reading Room ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}<br />
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Visual gags}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]<br />
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]<br />
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]</div>Bulbasaur893https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_chalkboard_gags&diff=669018List of chalkboard gags2015-01-25T14:42:02Z<p>Bulbasaur893: /* Season 26 */</p>
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<div>The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.<br />
<br />
== [[Season 1]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 2]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TRsT|14|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|17|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|23}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|24}}<br />
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|25}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|26}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|27}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|29}}<br />
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|30}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|31}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|32}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|33}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|34}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|35}}<br />
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 3]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|36}}<br />
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|37}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|38}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|39|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}<br />
{{TBT|40}}<br />
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|41}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|42}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|43}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|44}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|45}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|46}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|47}}<br />
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|48}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|49}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|50}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spank others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|51}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|52}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|53|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}<br />
{{TBT|54}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|55}}<br />
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|56}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|57}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|58}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|59}}<br />
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 4]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|60}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|61}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|62}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|63}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}<br />
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}<br />
{{TBT|64}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|65|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}} <br />
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}}<br />
{{TBT|66}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|67}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|68}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|69}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|70}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|71}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|72}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|73}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}<br />
{{TB|2[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|74}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|76}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|77}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|78}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|79}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|80}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|81}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 5]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|82}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|83}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|84}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|85}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|86}}<br />
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|87}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|88}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|89}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|90}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|91}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}<br />
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|92}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|93}}<br />
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|94}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|95}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|96}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|97}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|98}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|99}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|100}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|101}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|102}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|103}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 6]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|104}}<br />
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|105}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|106}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|107}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|108}}<br />
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|109}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|110}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|111}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|112}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|113}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|114}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|115}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|116}}<br />
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|117}}<br />
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|118}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|119}}<br />
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|120}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|121}}<br />
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|122}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|123}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|124}}<br />
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|125}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|126}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|127}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|128}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 7]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|129}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|130}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|131}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|132}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|133}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|134}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|135}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|136}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|137}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|138}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|139}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|140}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|141}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|142}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|143}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|144}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|145}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|146}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|147}}<br />
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|148}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|149}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|150}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|151}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|152}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|153}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 8]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|154}}<br />
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|155}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|156}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|157}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|158}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|159}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|160|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}<br />
{{TBT|161}}<br />
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|162}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|163}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|164}}<br />
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|165}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|166}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|167}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|168}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|169}}<br />
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|170}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|171}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|172}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|173}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|174}}<br />
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|175}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|176}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|177}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|178}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 9]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|179}}<br />
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|180}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|181}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|182}}<br />
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|183}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|184}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|185}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|186}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|187}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|188}}<br />
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|189}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|190}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|191}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|192}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|193}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|194}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|195}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|196}}<br />
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}<br />
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|197}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|198}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|199}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|200}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|201}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|202}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|203}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 10]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|204}}<br />
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|205}}<br />
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|206}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|207}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|208}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|209}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}<br />
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|210}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|211}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|212}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|213}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|214}}<br />
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|215}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|216}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|217}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|218}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|219}}<br />
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|220}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|221|2}}<br />
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221_1.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}<br />
{{TBT|222}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|223}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|224}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|225}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|226}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 11]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|227}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|228}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|229}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|230}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|231}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|232}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|233}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}<br />
{{TBT|234}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|235|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235_1.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}}<br />
{{TBT|236}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|237}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|238}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|239}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|240}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|241}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|242}}<br />
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|243}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|244}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|245}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|246}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|247}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}<br />
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|248}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 12]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|249}}<br />
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|250}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|251}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|252}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|253}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|254}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|255}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard255.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|256|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256_1.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}}<br />
{{TBT|257}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}<br />
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|258}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|259}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|260}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|261}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|262}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|263}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|264}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|265}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|266}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|267}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|268}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|269}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 13]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|270}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|271}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|272}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|273}}<br />
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|274}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|275}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|276}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|277}}<br />
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|278}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|279}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|280}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|281}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|282}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|283}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|284}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|285}}<br />
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|286}}<br />
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|287}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|288}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|289}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|290}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|291}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 14]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|292}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|293}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|294}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|295}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|296}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|297}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|298}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|299}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|300}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|301}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|302}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|303}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|304}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|305}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|306}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|307}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|308}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|309}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|310}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|311}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|312}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|313}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 15]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|314}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|315}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|316}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|317}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|318}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|319}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|320}}<br />
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|321}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|322}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|323}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|324}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|325}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|326}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|327}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|328}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|329}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|330}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|331}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|332}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|333}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|334}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|335}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 16]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|336}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|337}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|338}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|339}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|340}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|341}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|342}}<br />
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|343}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|344}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|345}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|346}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|347}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|348}}<br />
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|349}}<br />
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|350}}<br />
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|351}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|352}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|353}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|354}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|355}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|356}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 17]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|357}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|358}}<br />
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|359}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|360}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|361}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|362}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|363}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|364}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|365}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|366}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|367}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|368}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|369}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|370}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|371|2}}<br />
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}}<br />
{{TBT|372}}<br />
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|373}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|374}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|375}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|376}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|377}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|378}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 18]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|379}}<br />
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|380}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|381|2}}<br />
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}}<br />
{{TBT|382}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|383}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|384}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|385}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|386}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|387}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|388}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|389}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|390|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}}<br />
{{TBT|391}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|392}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|393}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|394}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|395}}<br />
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|396}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|397}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|398}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|399}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|400}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 19]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|401}}<br />
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|402}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|403}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|404}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|405}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|406}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|407}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|408}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|409}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|410}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|411}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|412}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|413}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|414}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|415}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|416}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|417}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|418}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|419}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>''[in medieval writing style]''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|420}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 20]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|421}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|422}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|423}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|424}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|425}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|426}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|427}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|428}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|429}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|430}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|431}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|432}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}<br />
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|433}}<br />
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|434}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|435}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|436}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|437}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|438}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|439}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|440}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|441}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==[[Season 21]]==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|442}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.JPG|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|443}}<br />
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|444}}<br />
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|445}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|446}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|447}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|448}}<br />
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|449}}<br />
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|450}}<br />
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|451}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|452}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|453}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|454}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|455}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|456}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|457}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|458}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|459}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|460}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared<br>'''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|461}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|462}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|463}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|464}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 22]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|465}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|466}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|467}}<br />
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|468}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|469}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|470}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|471}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|472}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|473}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|474}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|475}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|476}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|477}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|478}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|479}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|480}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|481}}<br />
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|482}}<br />
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|483}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|484}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|485|2}}<br />
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}<br />
{{TBT|486}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Season 23 ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}<br />
{{TBT|487}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|488}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|489}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|490}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|491}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TRs||3}}<br />
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|492}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|493}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|494}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|495}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|496}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|497}}<br />
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|498}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|499}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|500|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}}<br />
{{TBT|501}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|502}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|503}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|504}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours<br>'''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|505}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|506}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|507}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|508}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 24]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|509}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|510}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|511}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 2012/November 4, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|512}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|513}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|514}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|515}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|516}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|517}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|518}}<br />
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|519}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|520}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|521}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|522}}<br />
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|523}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|524}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|525}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|526}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|527}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|528}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|529}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|530}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 25]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|531}}<br />
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|532}}<br />
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|533}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|534|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}<br />
{{TBT|535}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|536}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|537}}<br />
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|538}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "prancer" and "vixen"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|539}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|540|2}}<br />
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}<br />
{{TBT|541}}<br />
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|542}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|543}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|544}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|545}}<br />
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|546}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|547}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|548}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|549}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"You Can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27<sup>th</sup>"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|550}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|551}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|552}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 26]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|553}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|554}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|555}}<br />
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|556}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|557}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|558}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|559}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|560}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|561}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|562}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|563}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|564}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart's New Friend -00003.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell To Earth]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|565}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|566}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|567}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|568}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|569}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|570}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|571}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|572}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|573}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|574}}<br />
{{TB|May [[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Comics ==<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|November 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|March 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|September 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes'''<br>I will not practice Communist idealogy}}<br />
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|October 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}<br />
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}<br />
{{TRsT|123|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}<br />
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing For Vengeance]]''|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== ''[[Bart Simpson Comics]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}<br />
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|Winter 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Books==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
== Products==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside<br>Mud is not one of the four food groups<br>I will not eat things for money<br>Funny noises are not funny<br>I will not sell school property<br>I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Adverts==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Advert}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}<br />
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Calendar==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}<br />
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}<br />
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Trading cards==<br />
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Video games/Applications ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Video game/Application}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}<br />
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Other ==<br />
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}<br />
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Table Reading Room ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}<br />
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Visual gags}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]<br />
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]<br />
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]</div>Bulbasaur893https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_chalkboard_gags&diff=669017List of chalkboard gags2015-01-25T14:39:08Z<p>Bulbasaur893: /* Season 26 */</p>
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<div>The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.<br />
<br />
== [[Season 1]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 2]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TRsT|14|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|17|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|23}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|24}}<br />
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|25}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|26}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|27}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|29}}<br />
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|30}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|31}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|32}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|33}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|34}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|35}}<br />
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 3]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|36}}<br />
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|37}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|38}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|39|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}<br />
{{TBT|40}}<br />
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|41}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|42}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|43}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|44}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|45}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|46}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|47}}<br />
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|48}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|49}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|50}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spank others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|51}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|52}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|53|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}<br />
{{TBT|54}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|55}}<br />
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|56}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|57}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|58}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|59}}<br />
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 4]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|60}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|61}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|62}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|63}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}<br />
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}<br />
{{TBT|64}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|65|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}} <br />
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}}<br />
{{TBT|66}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|67}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|68}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|69}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|70}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|71}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|72}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|73}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}<br />
{{TB|2[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|74}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|76}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|77}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|78}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|79}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|80}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|81}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 5]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|82}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|83}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|84}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|85}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|86}}<br />
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|87}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|88}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|89}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|90}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|91}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}<br />
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|92}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|93}}<br />
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|94}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|95}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|96}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|97}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|98}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|99}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|100}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|101}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|102}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|103}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 6]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|104}}<br />
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|105}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|106}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|107}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|108}}<br />
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|109}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|110}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|111}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|112}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|113}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|114}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|115}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|116}}<br />
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|117}}<br />
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|118}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|119}}<br />
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|120}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|121}}<br />
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|122}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|123}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|124}}<br />
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|125}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|126}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|127}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|128}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 7]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|129}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|130}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|131}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|132}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|133}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|134}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|135}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|136}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|137}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|138}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|139}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|140}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|141}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|142}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|143}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|144}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|145}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|146}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|147}}<br />
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|148}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|149}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|150}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|151}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|152}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|153}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 8]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|154}}<br />
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|155}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|156}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|157}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|158}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|159}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|160|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}<br />
{{TBT|161}}<br />
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|162}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|163}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|164}}<br />
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|165}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|166}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|167}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|168}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|169}}<br />
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|170}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|171}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|172}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|173}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|174}}<br />
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|175}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|176}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|177}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|178}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 9]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|179}}<br />
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|180}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|181}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|182}}<br />
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|183}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|184}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|185}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|186}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|187}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|188}}<br />
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|189}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|190}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|191}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|192}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|193}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|194}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|195}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|196}}<br />
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}<br />
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|197}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|198}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|199}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|200}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|201}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|202}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|203}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 10]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|204}}<br />
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|205}}<br />
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|206}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|207}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|208}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|209}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}<br />
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|210}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|211}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|212}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|213}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|214}}<br />
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|215}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|216}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|217}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|218}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|219}}<br />
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|220}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|221|2}}<br />
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221_1.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}<br />
{{TBT|222}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|223}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|224}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|225}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|226}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 11]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|227}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|228}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|229}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|230}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|231}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|232}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|233}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}<br />
{{TBT|234}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|235|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235_1.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}}<br />
{{TBT|236}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|237}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|238}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|239}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|240}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|241}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|242}}<br />
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|243}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|244}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|245}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|246}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|247}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}<br />
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|248}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 12]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|249}}<br />
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|250}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|251}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|252}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|253}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|254}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|255}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard255.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|256|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256_1.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}}<br />
{{TBT|257}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}<br />
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|258}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|259}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|260}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|261}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|262}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|263}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|264}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|265}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|266}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|267}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|268}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|269}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 13]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|270}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|271}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|272}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|273}}<br />
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|274}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|275}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|276}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|277}}<br />
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|278}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|279}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|280}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|281}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|282}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|283}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|284}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|285}}<br />
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|286}}<br />
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|287}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|288}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|289}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|290}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|291}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 14]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|292}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|293}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|294}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|295}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|296}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|297}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|298}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|299}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|300}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|301}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|302}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|303}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|304}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|305}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|306}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|307}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|308}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|309}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|310}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|311}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|312}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|313}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 15]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|314}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|315}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|316}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|317}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|318}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|319}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|320}}<br />
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|321}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|322}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|323}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|324}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|325}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|326}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|327}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|328}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|329}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|330}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|331}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|332}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|333}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|334}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|335}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 16]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|336}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|337}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|338}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|339}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|340}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|341}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|342}}<br />
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|343}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|344}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|345}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|346}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|347}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|348}}<br />
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|349}}<br />
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|350}}<br />
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|351}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|352}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|353}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|354}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|355}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|356}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 17]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|357}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|358}}<br />
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|359}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|360}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|361}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|362}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|363}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|364}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|365}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|366}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|367}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|368}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|369}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|370}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|371|2}}<br />
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}}<br />
{{TBT|372}}<br />
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|373}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|374}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|375}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|376}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|377}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|378}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 18]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|379}}<br />
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|380}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|381|2}}<br />
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}}<br />
{{TBT|382}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|383}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|384}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|385}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|386}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|387}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|388}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|389}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|390|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}}<br />
{{TBT|391}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|392}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|393}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|394}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|395}}<br />
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|396}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|397}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|398}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|399}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|400}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 19]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|401}}<br />
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|402}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|403}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|404}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|405}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|406}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|407}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|408}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|409}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|410}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|411}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|412}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|413}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|414}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|415}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|416}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|417}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|418}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|419}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>''[in medieval writing style]''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|420}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 20]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|421}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|422}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|423}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|424}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|425}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|426}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|427}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|428}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|429}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|430}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|431}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|432}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}<br />
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|433}}<br />
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|434}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|435}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|436}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|437}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|438}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|439}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|440}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|441}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==[[Season 21]]==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|442}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.JPG|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|443}}<br />
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|444}}<br />
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|445}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|446}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|447}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|448}}<br />
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|449}}<br />
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|450}}<br />
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|451}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|452}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|453}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|454}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|455}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|456}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|457}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|458}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|459}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|460}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared<br>'''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|461}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|462}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|463}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|464}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 22]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|465}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|466}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|467}}<br />
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|468}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|469}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|470}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|471}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|472}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|473}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|474}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|475}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|476}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|477}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|478}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|479}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|480}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|481}}<br />
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|482}}<br />
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|483}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|484}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|485|2}}<br />
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}<br />
{{TBT|486}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Season 23 ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}<br />
{{TBT|487}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|488}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|489}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|490}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|491}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TRs||3}}<br />
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|492}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|493}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|494}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|495}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|496}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|497}}<br />
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|498}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|499}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|500|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}}<br />
{{TBT|501}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|502}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|503}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|504}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours<br>'''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|505}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|506}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|507}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|508}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 24]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|509}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|510}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|511}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 2012/November 4, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|512}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|513}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|514}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|515}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|516}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|517}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|518}}<br />
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|519}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|520}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|521}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|522}}<br />
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|523}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|524}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|525}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|526}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|527}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|528}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|529}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|530}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 25]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|531}}<br />
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|532}}<br />
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|533}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|534|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}<br />
{{TBT|535}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|536}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|537}}<br />
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|538}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "prancer" and "vixen"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|539}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|540|2}}<br />
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}<br />
{{TBT|541}}<br />
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|542}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|543}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|544}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|545}}<br />
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|546}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|547}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|548}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|549}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"You Can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27<sup>th</sup>"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|550}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|551}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|552}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 26]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|553}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|554}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|555}}<br />
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|556}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|557}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|558}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|559}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|560}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|561}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|562}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|563}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|564}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart's New Friend -00003.jpg|300px}}}}<br />
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell To Earth]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|565}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|566}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
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{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|567}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|568}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|569}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
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{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|570}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|571}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|572}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
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{{TBT|573}}<br />
{{TB|[[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
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{{TB|TBA}}<br />
{{TBT|574}}<br />
{{TB|May [[2015]]}}<br />
{{TB|TBA}}<br />
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<br />
== Comics ==<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|November 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|March 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|September 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes'''<br>I will not practice Communist idealogy}}<br />
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|October 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}<br />
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}<br />
{{TRsT|123|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}<br />
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing For Vengeance]]''|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== ''[[Bart Simpson Comics]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}<br />
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|Winter 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Books==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
== Products==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside<br>Mud is not one of the four food groups<br>I will not eat things for money<br>Funny noises are not funny<br>I will not sell school property<br>I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Adverts==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Advert}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}<br />
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Calendar==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}<br />
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}<br />
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Trading cards==<br />
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Picture}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Video games/Applications ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Video game/Application}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}<br />
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Other ==<br />
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}<br />
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Table Reading Room ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Note}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}<br />
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Visual gags}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]<br />
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]<br />
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]</div>Bulbasaur893https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_couch_gags&diff=668975List of couch gags2015-01-24T21:21:53Z<p>Bulbasaur893: /* Season 8 */</p>
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[[File:Simpsons Couch.png|thumb|The Simpsons sit on the couch]]<br />
The following is a '''list of [[couch gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.<br />
<br />
== [[Season 1]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7G08}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CG 001.gif|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; Bart is squeezed off, up into the air and out of frame, only to crash back down to the floor during the credits shot of the TV. ''(This is the only time the couch gag visually continues into the closing shot of the TV.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7G02}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey - couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; the couch falls apart under their weight, leaving them sitting on cushions on the floor.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7G03}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Couch gag (There's No Disgrace Like Home).png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; Homer is squeezed off and lands on the floor with a thud.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7G04}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7G05}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moaning Lisa couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; Maggie is squeezed off, up into the air and out of frame, but Marge catches her as she falls back down. ''(This couch gag also appears in the ''[[The Simpsons Arcade Game]]''.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7G06}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Call of the Simpsons - couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; nothing else happens.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7G09}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CG 001.gif]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7G02's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7G07}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7G11}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey - couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7G03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7G10}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Couch gag (There's No Disgrace Like Home).png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7G04's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7G13}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moaning Lisa couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7G06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7G12}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Call of the Simpsons - couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7G09's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7G01}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 2]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|<nowiki>#</nowiki>}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|14}}<br />
{{TB|October 11, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchgagS2.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS2E01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; the couch falls through the floor with a crash. Homer says "D'oh!" only in this version, all repeats cut it.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F03}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family stands in a line, does a little dance (Egyptian-like moves) and lands on the couch, arms outstretched in a "ta-da!" pose.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F02}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F04}}<br />
{{TBT|17}}<br />
{{TB|November 1, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; the couch pops open into a fold-out bed.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F01}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E05-02.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS2E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family-minus Maggie sits; then Maggie pokes her head out of Marge's hair.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F05}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II sit on the couch among the family members.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F08}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family can not sit; the couch is already occupied by [[Abe Simpson]], who is woken up startled.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F07}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; Homer's weight tips the couch over sideways, launching the family off-screen, but Maggie lands safely on a cushion on the floor.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F06}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family runs in to find the couch missing; they look around, puzzled.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F09}}<br />
{{TBT|23}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E10.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; Homer squeezes the others onto the floor one-by-one and takes the couch for himself.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F10}}<br />
{{TBT|24}}<br />
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; the couch tips over backwards, and Maggie pops up from behind.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F11}}<br />
{{TBT|25}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchgagS2.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS2E01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F12}}<br />
{{TBT|26}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F02's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F13}}<br />
{{TBT|27}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F01's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F15}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E05-02.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS2E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F05's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F16}}<br />
{{TBT|29}}<br />
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F08's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F14}}<br />
{{TBT|30}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F07's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F17}}<br />
{{TBT|31}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F18}}<br />
{{TBT|32}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F09's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F19}}<br />
{{TBT|33}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E10.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F10's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F20}}<br />
{{TBT|34}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F11's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F21}}<br />
{{TBT|35}}<br />
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchgagS2.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS2E01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F22}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[The Simpsons (season 3)|Season 3]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|<nowiki>#</nowiki>}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|36}}<br />
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:TippingCouch.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; the couch tips over backwards, but this time crashes through the back wall.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F24}}<br />
{{TBT|37}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; Homer pulls Santa's Little Helper out from beneath him.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F01}}<br />
{{TBT|38}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS2E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F02's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}<br />
{{TB|7F23}}<br />
{{TBT|39}}<br />
{{TB|October 10, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family forms a human pyramid, cheerleader-style, on the couch with Maggie on top.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F03}}<br />
{{TBT|40}}<br />
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A space alien on the couch hears the family coming, pulls a hanging cord, and disappears through a trapdoor in the floor. The family enters and sits.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F04}}<br />
{{TBT|41}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:FamilyWithoutBart.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS3E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family, (minus Bart) sit in a normal fashion; Bart leaps in from the side and lands outstretched across the others' laps.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F05}}<br />
{{TBT|42}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F02}}<br />
{{TBT|43}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer arrives first and lies across the couch; the others arrive seconds later and sit on top of him.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F06}}<br />
{{TBT|44}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch lacks cushions; the family sits, but sinks into the hollow couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F07}}<br />
{{TBT|45}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E10.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Two burglars are in the process of carrying the couch out of the room; the family runs in and sits, but the burglars dump them onto the floor and carry the couch away.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F08}}<br />
{{TBT|46}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family cannot sit, as the couch is already occupied by Santa's Little Helper, who growls menacingly; the family backs away cautiously.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F09}}<br />
{{TBT|47}}<br />
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E12.png|250px]]<br />[[File:FamilyPose.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family cartwheels into the room and onto the couch; Maggie falls while cartwheeling and hops the rest of the way.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F10}}<br />
{{TBT|48}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; with confused looks on their faces, they bounce around on the couch, passing over and under each other, ending in entirely different positions from where they first sat.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F11}}<br />
{{TBT|49}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchS3.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS3E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 8F01's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F12}}<br />
{{TBT|50}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 8F03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F14}}<br />
{{TBT|51}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 8F04's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F16}}<br />
{{TBT|52}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E17.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family runs in; they all bang their heads together and fall over, unconscious on the floor, except Maggie who sits alone.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F13}}<br />
{{TBT|53}}<br />
{{TB|February 27, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 8F05's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Separate Vocations]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F15}}<br />
{{TBT|54}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 8F06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F17}}<br />
{{TBT|55}}<br />
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 8F07's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F19}}<br />
{{TBT|56}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E10.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 8F08's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F20}}<br />
{{TBT|57}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 8F09's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F21}}<br />
{{TBT|58}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:TippingCouch.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F24's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F22}}<br />
{{TBT|59}}<br />
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS3E12.png|250px]]<br />[[File:FamilyPose.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 8F10's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F23}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 4]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|60}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Couch gag (Kamp Krusty).png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family go to sit on the couch, but find it occupied by Fred Flintstone, Wilma Flintstone, and Pebbles Flintstone. Fred waves to Homer.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F24}}<br />
{{TBT|61}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; the couch morphs into a monster, swallowing the family.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|8F18}}<br />
{{TBT|62}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; the couch rotates into a secret compartment in the wall, leaving an identical empty couch in its place.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F01}}<br />
{{TBT|63}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Maggie is already seated; the rest of the family runs past the couch and out of frame, into empty white space beyond the edge of the film, before frantically running back into frame.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F02}}<br />
{{TBT|64}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family (as skeletons) sit in a normal fashion.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F04}}<br />
{{TBT|65}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CocuhGagS4E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; the couch deflates like a balloon.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F03}}<br />
{{TBT|66}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits with mismatched heads; they swap heads back and forth until they are back to normal.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F05}}<br />
{{TBT|67}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchgagS2.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS2E01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 7F03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F06}}<br />
{{TBT|68}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E09.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS4E09-02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A wooden chair is in place of the couch; Homer and Marge sit on it, with the kids in their laps.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F07}}<br />
{{TBT|69}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E10-02.png|250px]]<br />[[File:Circus Line couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Circus Line couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F08}}<br />
{{TBT|70}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family, all tiny-sized, sits on the couch. Maggie needs to be pulled up onto the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F09}}<br />
{{TBT|71}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchS4.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS4E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; within seconds, the room fills with other regulars from the cast, totally blocking the family and obscuring their view.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F10}}<br />
{{TBT|72}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family is snared in a net trap.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F11}}<br />
{{TBT|73}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 9F01's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F12}}<br />
{{TBT|74}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E10-02.png|250px]]<br />[[File:Circus Line couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Circus Line couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F13}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 9F02's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F14}}<br />
{{TBT|76}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 8F18's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F15}}<br />
{{TBT|77}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 9F05's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F17}}<br />
{{TBT|78}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E10-02.png|250px]]<br />[[File:Circus Line couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Circus Line couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F16}}<br />
{{TBT|79}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E09.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS4E09-02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 9F07's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F18}}<br />
{{TBT|80}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 9F09's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F20}}<br />
{{TBT|81}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 9F11's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F19}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 5]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|82}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E01-01.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS5E01-02.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS5E01-04.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS5E01-03.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS5E01-05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A trio of couch gags: The family runs in, crashes into each other, and shatters into pieces; Santa's Little Helper wanders in and examines the pieces. A voice says "Couch gag, take two." The family sits on the couch, coalescing into a five-headed, ten-eyed, multicolored blob. A voice says "Couch gag, take three." The family runs in, crashes into each other, and explodes; Maggie's pacifier drops out of the air onto the scorched floor (in the syndicated version, the "take one" couch gag where the family smashes like glass as they run to the couch is used)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F21}}<br />
{{TBT|83}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E10-02.png|250px]]<br />[[File:Circus Line couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Circus Line couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F22}}<br />
{{TBT|84}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; the couch and family are crushed by the cutout foot from the opening of ''{{W|Monty Python's Flying Circus}}''.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F02}}<br />
{{TBT|85}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family cannot sit as the couch is already occupied by an identical family.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F01}}<br />
{{TBT|86}}<br />
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family (as zombies) tunnel to the couch and sit as normal.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F04}}<br />
{{TBT|87}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family runs in and crashes through the wall, as it turns out the couch and other living room furniture is just a flat backdrop.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F03}}<br />
{{TBT|88}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is already occupied by a morbidly obese man, who slides over, giving the family little room to sit.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F05}}<br />
{{TBT|89}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E08-01.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS5E08-02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The lights are out as five pairs of eyes enter; the lights turn on revealing only eyes, as the eyeless family rushes in and sits down, reconnecting with their eyes.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F06}}<br />
{{TBT|90}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits, then realizes the couch is on the set of the ''Late Show with David Letterman''; next to the couch, Dave spins in his chair to face forward at his desk.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F07}}<br />
{{TBT|91}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of the first of 9F21's three gags''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F08}}<br />
{{TBT|92}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of the third of 9F21's three gags''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F09}}<br />
{{TBT|93}}<br />
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of the second of 9F21's three gags''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F11}}<br />
{{TBT|94}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa poke their heads out from behind the couch; Maggie pokes out from behind the center cushion.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F10}}<br />
{{TBT|95}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 1F02's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F12}}<br />
{{TBT|96}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 1F05's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F13}}<br />
{{TBT|97}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E16.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There are two identical couches side-by-side; the family members split down the middle vertically, each half-family sitting on a couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F14}}<br />
{{TBT|98}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E08-01.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS5E08-02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 1F06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F15}}<br />
{{TBT|99}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E18.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS5E18-02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family bounces into the room in ball form. Everyone lands safely on the couch except Bart, who bounces away; Homer pulls him onto the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F16}}<br />
{{TBT|100}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E19-01.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS5E19-02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits as the [[Fox Broadcasting Company|FOX]] logo bug appears in the lower-right corner of the screen; Homer tears it off and the family stomps on it then sits back down.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F18}}<br />
{{TBT|101}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 1F07's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F19}}<br />
{{TBT|102}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E01-01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of the first of 9F21's three gags''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F21}}<br />
{{TBT|103}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of the third of 9F21's three gags''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F20}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===[[The Complete Fifth Season]]===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Season 5 couch gag 1.png|250px|Click to enlarge]]}}<br />
{{TB|The living room is tilted and the couch tilts with the family and ports outside the frame. Homer tries to climb up by falling down.}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Season 5 couch gag 2.png|250px|Click to enlarge]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch goes up like a rocket, a fire starts on the floor and a man comes and puts out the fire.}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Season 5 couch gag 3.png|250px|Click to enlarge]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer pushes when he sits on the couch, and Maggie jumps off the couch but when she comes down it start Homer crowded again.}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Season 5 couch gag 4.png|250px|Click to enlarge]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family bounces out of the picture and ports outside the frame but Maggie still bounces up and down}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Season 5 couch gag 5.png|250px|Click to enlarge]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everyone except Bart are angels, he is the devil and he pokes the iron fire on Lisa}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Season 5 couch gag 6.png|250px|Click to enlarge]]}}<br />
{{TB|Maggie tries to leave the couch, but Homer takes her back.}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Season 5 couch gag 7.png|250px|Click to enlarge]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family flies down in parachutes before a can of beer comes in a separate parachute that Homer drinks.}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Season 5 couch gag 8.png|250px|Click to enlarge]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Flanders family pray in the Simpsons clothing.}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Season 5 couch gag 9.png|250px|Click to enlarge]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family gets a drop of water and grows, Lisa begins to shrivel but gets a drop of water and being then normal.}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Season 5 couch gag 10.png|250px|Click to enlarge]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits on an invisible couch, Lisa points out that to Marge.}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Season 5 couch gag 11.png|250px|Click to enlarge]]}}<br />
{{TB|When the family sits down, the music is stopped and the family look surprised before the music continues.}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 6]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|104}}<br />
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons are sitting in midair as if they're on the couch. The real couch then comes in and assembles itself on top of the family.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F22}}<br />
{{TBT|105}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Lisa's Rival - couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The floor is water, the family swims into the room (Bart wearing a scuba mask) and climbs up onto the couch (Homer pokes his right ear to dry it).}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}<br />
{{TB|1F17}}<br />
{{TBT|106}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 1F02's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F33}}<br />
{{TBT|107}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family is beamed aboard the couch a la ''[[Star Trek]]''.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F01}}<br />
{{TBT|108}}<br />
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E08-01.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS5E08-02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''First airing:''' ''repeat of 1F06's gag''<br>'''Repeats:''' ''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F02}}<br />
{{TBT|109}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror V - couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits with mismatched limbs and heads; they swap body parts, but don't fully correct the mismatches.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F03}}<br />
{{TBT|110}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS5E08-01.png|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS5E08-02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 1F06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F04}}<br />
{{TBT|111}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits, then gets shot up into the ceiling, with only their legs and feet showing.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F05}}<br />
{{TBT|112}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|In a loose parody of the film, ''Time Bandits'', the family runs in and chase after the couch as the back of the room recedes endlessly away from them.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F06}}<br />
{{TBT|113}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E10.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family runs in together from the side, with big grins, passing through a repeat pan of the couch and TV ''(in a parody of how 1950s and 1960s cartoons utilized repeating backgrounds in order to save money.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F07}}<br />
{{TBT|114}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E10-02.png|250px]]<br />[[File:Circus Line couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Circus Line couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F08}}<br />
{{TBT|115}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The living room is at the center of an M.C. Escher's Relativity style environment with multiple staircases and conflicting perspectives; the family enters from various directions (and dimensions) and sits.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F09}}<br />
{{TBT|116}}<br />
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|In the style of a ''[[James Bond]]'' film opening, an unseen somebody is watching Homer, Homer notices him/her and shoots her/him, casusing s/he to bleed badly and sits alone. Music typically heard in a James Bond film plays throughout.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F10}}<br />
{{TBT|117}}<br />
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E14.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The scene is black and white, and the couch, TV, and other living room furniture have an 1930s appearance; the family runs in, wearing Mickey Mouse style white gloves and big smiles, dancing.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F11}}<br />
{{TBT|118}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 1F22's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F12}}<br />
{{TBT|119}}<br />
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Lisa's Rival - couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 1F17''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F13}}<br />
{{TBT|120}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 2F01's gag, but a visual effect closer to Quantum Leap's''.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F14}}<br />
{{TBT|121}}<br />
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E18.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; their sizes are reversed, with Maggie the largest and Homer the tiniest. (Except Bart who has not changed.)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F31}}<br />
{{TBT|122}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 2F05's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F15}}<br />
{{TBT|123}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 2F06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F18}}<br />
{{TBT|124}}<br />
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 2F09's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F19}}<br />
{{TBT|125}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E18.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 2F31's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F32}}<br />
{{TBT|126}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 2F10's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F21}}<br />
{{TBT|127}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E14.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 2F11's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F22}}<br />
{{TBT|128}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS6E10.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 2F07's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F16}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 7]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|129}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch slides away as a police lineup height chart unfurls from above; the family lines up in front of it.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F20}}<br />
{{TBT|130}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Like a fax machine, the couch ejects a sheet of paper with a picture of the family, which then floats up into the air, before sliding beneath the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}<br />
{{TB|2F17}}<br />
{{TBT|131}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The screen is split into a 3-by-3 grid of squares, as in the opening to ''The Brady Bunch'', with the living room in the center square, and the five family members, plus Grampa, Santa's Little Helper, and Snowball II each occupying an outer square; they all run out of their individual squares and sit on the couch in the center square, except Grampa who remains asleep in his square.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F01}}<br />
{{TBT|132}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family drive around the room in go-karts, wearing fezzes; they line up in front of the couch and honk their horns simultaneously.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F02}}<br />
{{TBT|133}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits, colorless; mechanical arms from above then spray-paint their colors onto them.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F03}}<br />
{{TBT|134}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:HangingCouch.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family drops down from above, their necks in nooses. Maggie then sucks her pacifier, zombie like.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F04}}<br />
{{TBT|135}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Malfunctioning, buzzing wind-up doll versions of the family wander around the room, most of them failing to reach the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F05}}<br />
{{TBT|136}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A bowling pin clearing bar scares Snowball II off the couch, then a pinsetter places the family on the couch like bowling pins.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F06}}<br />
{{TBT|137}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The whole room is filled with water, the couch is made of clam shells, and a treasure chest is in place of the TV; sea monkey versions of the family members swim in and sit on the clam couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F08}}<br />
{{TBT|138}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E02.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:CouchGagS4E04.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:CouchS4.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:CouchGagS4E12.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:CouchGagS4E11.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:CouchGagS3E11.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:CouchGagS5E03.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:CouchGagS6E18.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:CouchGagS6E12.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:CouchGagS6E09.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:Lisa's Rival - couch gag.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:CouchGagS6E14.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:CouchGagS4E10-02.png|250px]]<br />[[File:Circus Line couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A montage of couch gags from 8F18, 9F02, 9F10, 9F09, 8F09, 1F02, 2F31, 2F09, 2F06, 1F17, 2F11, and 9F08.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F31}}<br />
{{TBT|139}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; Homer notices a drain plug in the floor and removes it, and the family, couch, and everything else in the room is sucked down the drain like a toilet flush.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F07}}<br />
{{TBT|140}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; the camera then zooms in through a mouse hole, where a small mouse version of the family sits on a couch as well.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F10}}<br />
{{TBT|141}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie's heads are mounted on the back wall like trophies, while Homer is sprawled across the carpet like a bear skin rug; a hunter sits on the couch, puts down his gun, and lights up a pipe.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F09}}<br />
{{TBT|142}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E14.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits as the room is illuminated by a fluorescent black light and a guitar riff plays, until Homer turns the light on and everything returns to normal.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F11}}<br />
{{TBT|143}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 2F17's gag (but this time, the paper does not slide back under the couch)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F12}}<br />
{{TBT|144}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 3F01's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F13}}<br />
{{TBT|145}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 3F02's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F14}}<br />
{{TBT|146}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 3F03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F16}}<br />
{{TBT|147}}<br />
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 3F05's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F15}}<br />
{{TBT|148}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E08.png|250px]]<br/><br/>[[File:CouchGagS4E10-02.png|250px]]<br />[[File:Circus Line couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 3F06's gag''<br>''repeat of 9F08 for edited version''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F17}}<br />
{{TBT|149}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 3F08's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F18}}<br />
{{TBT|150}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 3F07's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F19}}<br />
{{TBT|151}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 3F09's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F20}}<br />
{{TBT|152}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E14.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 3F11's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F21}}<br />
{{TBT|153}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS7E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 2F17's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F22}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 8]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Thumbnail}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|154}}<br />
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CG-4F02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Grim Reaper]] sits on the couch; the family runs in one at a time, immediately falling over dead in a pile; the Grim Reaper puts his feet up on the pile and relaxes.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F02}}<br />
{{TBT|155}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family descends from above with parachutes on, except Homer, who falls flat on his face from a malfunctioning parachute pack.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F23}}<br />
{{TBT|156}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch sits in the middle of a desert; the family, in western cowboy garb, sits on the couch, which gallops off into the sunset.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F03}}<br />
{{TBT|157}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Clear blue bubble versions of the family members float into the room, land on the couch, and pop.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F05}}<br />
{{TBT|158}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The whole scene is a parody of the cover of The Beatles' album ''{{W|Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band}}'', featuring a large crowd of regulars, and the family standing in front of the couch, front and center; Homer, spoofing the back cover of the album, turns to look at the crowded scene behind him.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F06}}<br />
{{TBT|159}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits as normal, but Bart is green; Homer messes with the dials on the TV, turning Bart red; finally, Homer smacks Bart upside the head, correcting Bart's color.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F04}}<br />
{{TBT|160}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The whole room is upside-down, with the couch and everything else on what appears to be the ceiling. The family, also upside-down, runs in on the ceiling and sits in a normal fashion, before falling down onto the floor "above" them.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F01}}<br />
{{TBT|161}}<br />
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer puts a quarter in a slot marked "Vend-A-Couch". Nothing happens. Homer bangs on the wall a few times and a couch comes down, crushing him.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F07}}<br />
{{TBT|162}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 3F23's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3F24}}<br />
{{TBT|163}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E10.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family flies into the room via jet packs; Maggie spirals in last, landing in Marge's lap.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3G01}}<br />
{{TBT|164}}<br />
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family members intermittently pop up out of five holes in the floor, a la Whack-a-Mole, with a large mallet attempt to whack them. He fails to whack Marge, Lisa, Maggie and Bart but Homer gets whacked and says "[[D'oh!]]". The circus music from "[[Homie the Clown]]" plays throughout.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F08}}<br />
{{TBT|165}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family finds Grampa asleep on the couch, which has a folding bed. They fold the bed up, ignoring Grampa's cry of "Huh?" and sit down as normal.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F10}}<br />
{{TBT|166}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The living room is empty. Cut to an outside shot of the family waiting impatiently as Homer struggles with a locked door. he bangs on the door as Fred Flintstone would on his.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3G03}}<br />
{{TBT|167}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E05.png|250px]]<br>[[File:Couch gag (Kamp Krusty).png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 4F06's gag, however, in syndication, this is replaced with the "Simpsons Meet The Flintstones" couch gag from 8F24''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F12}}<br />
{{TBT|168}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E15.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The living room appears in an "America Onlink" window, on which a cursor clicks "Load Family," the message "Please wait... loading 1 of 5" is displayed, and a progress bar fills very slowly as the same few seconds of the theme music play in a loop; eventually, the pointer repeatedly clicks the "Exit" button in frustration but this does not seem to work. "LOADING COUCH GAG" appears but nothing happens for ages so the user gives up.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F11}}<br />
{{TBT|169}}<br />
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 4F01's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F14}}<br />
{{TBT|170}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E17.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is on the deck of a ship at sea in rough waters, sliding back and forth with the tilt of the ship. The family, dressed in raingear, sits on the couch, before an enormous wave washes them away.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F13}}<br />
{{TBT|171}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 4F03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F15}}<br />
{{TBT|172}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 4F05's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F09}}<br />
{{TBT|173}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 4F10's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F16}}<br />
{{TBT|174}}<br />
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 4F08's gag (Except this time, the sounds of the mallet hitting the family members is more aggressive and the circus music from "Homie the Clown" is sped up)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F17}}<br />
{{TBT|175}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 4F07's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F18}}<br />
{{TBT|176}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 4F04's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F19}}<br />
{{TBT|177}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F20}}<br />
{{TBT|178}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS8E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 4F01's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F21}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 9]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Thumbnail}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|179}}<br />
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family comes in, dressed as the Harlem Globetrotters, showing off different basketball tricks to the tune of ''Sweet Georgia Brown''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F22}}<br />
{{TBT|180}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits, dresses up in spacesuits; the couch blasts off like a rocket.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F23}}<br />
{{TBT|181}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer runs in and his top half pops off, revealing Marge concealed inside; Marge's top half pops off, revealing Bart inside, and so forth (although it is unknown how Marge would fit in Homer due to her hair.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3G02}}<br />
{{TBT|182}}<br />
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch becomes a five-seated electric chair that shocks the family}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F02}}<br />
{{TBT|183}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family (on fire) run in, screaming in pain. They hop onto The couch (which is full of water) and sigh in relief.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F01}}<br />
{{TBT|184}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; an auto-crusher compresses them all into a rectangular block.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F03}}<br />
{{TBT|185}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Bart runs in and spray-paints the family onto the couch, tagging it with an "El Barto" signature, then runs off.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F04}}<br />
{{TBT|186}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The living room is set up like a sauna. Three old men sit, pouring water on the coals. The family (wearing only towels) comes in, then leave sheepishly.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F05}}<br />
{{TBT|187}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; [[Matt Groening]]'s<ref>Season 10 DVD audio commentary "[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"</ref> live action hand spins the picture around, smearing the family like spin art.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F06}}<br />
{{TBT|188}}<br />
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E10.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; the living room is revealed to be inside a snow globe, which is shaken, making snow fall in the living room. ''([[Christmas]] episode for this first usage)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F07}}<br />
{{TBT|189}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The floor is a treadmill; the family runs in place on the treadmill before leaping to the couch, except Homer, who falls, gets dragged around on the treadmill, and shouts "Marge, stop this crazy thing!" a la George Jetson in the original closing credits of ''The Jetsons''.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F24}}<br />
{{TBT|190}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family goes to sit down, only to have their seat pulled from under them by Nelson Muntz (Nelson then says "ha-ha!")}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F08}}<br />
{{TBT|191}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family runs in, tiny-sized, (''as in 9F09's gag''); this time, each family member lifts the next up onto the couch one-by-one, then a full-sized Santa's Little Helper takes Homer away in his mouth as Homer screams.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F23}}<br />
{{TBT|192}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E14.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The floor is water and the couch is a lilypad; a frog family (Maggie as a tadpole) hops onto the lilypad and frog-Homer turns on the TV with his long tongue.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F11}}<br />
{{TBT|193}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F01's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F10}}<br />
{{TBT|194}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F12}}<br />
{{TBT|195}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E17.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A vine grows in the middle of the room; each family member's face sprouts from the vine as a fruit or vegetable.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TB|4F24}}<br />
{{TBT|196}}<br />
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F04's gag (but this time, Bart peeks from around the TV first to make sure the coast is clear)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F13}}<br />
{{TBT|197}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E19.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A take-off on the opening sequence to ''Rocky & Bullwinkle'', ending with the family popping up from out of the ground in a flower patch; Bart coughs up a clod of dirt. The ''Rocky & Bullwinkle'' theme plays throughout.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}<br />
{{TB|3G04}}<br />
{{TBT|198}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F05's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Trouble with Trillions]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F14}}<br />
{{TBT|199}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F15}}<br />
{{TBT|200}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard200.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family runs in, only to end up in Mrs. Krabappel's classroom where Bart is writing "I Will Not Mess With The Opening Credits" on the blackboard.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F09}}<br />
{{TBT|201}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E10.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F07's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F16}}<br />
{{TBT|202}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F08's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F17}}<br />
{{TBT|203}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E14.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F11's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F18}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 10]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|204}}<br />
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F08's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F20}}<br />
{{TBT|205}}<br />
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Similar to the couch gag in "[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]" (9F10), the living room is filled with secondary and tertiary characters from the show. Unlike 9F10, the living room is now a movie theater and the Simpsons are shuffling their way through to find a seat. After they sit down, Homer has some of the [[Comic Book Guy]]'s popcorn.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F21}}<br />
{{TBT|206}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Two firefighters hold the couch and catch most of the family as they fall from above, but they miss Homer, who crashes through the floor.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F22}}<br />
{{TBT|207}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror IX - couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family never make it to the couch; Bart gets run over by Homer. Lisa gets catapulted into the garage roof, and Homer gets run down by Marge as she drives into the garage. Meanwhile, in the living room [[Freddy Krueger]] (of the ''A Nightmare on Elm Street'' movies) and [[Jason Voorhees]] (of the ''Friday the 13th'' movies) sit on the couch, wondering where the family is.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|208}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Marge enters with a laundry basket and hangs the other family members on a clothesline above the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When You Dish Upon a Star]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F19}}<br />
{{TBT|209}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; a safety bar lowers over their laps and the couch zooms around the room like a roller coaster.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|210}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; hair dryers descend onto their heads, then lift up, revealing the family members all have swapped hairdos. Homer has Maggie's, Marge has Bart's, Bart has Lisa's, Lisa has Homer's, and Maggie has Marge's (the weight of it causing her to fall off the couch).}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|211}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E14.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F11's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|212}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|213}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS9E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|214}}<br />
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family, in cowboy hats, straddles the back of the couch, a large trapdoor opens beneath the couch and they drop; a top-down perspective shows the family riding the falling couch as it drops from high above a city below, in a parody of Slim Pickens' character riding the bomb in ''Dr. Strangelove''.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|215}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is floating on water as the family sits; the couch hits an iceberg and sinks, taking the family under with it, but Maggie resurfaces shortly on a floating cushion (a la The ''Titanic'').}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|216}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F19's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|217}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of AABF03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|218}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of AABF02's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|219}}<br />
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F22's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|220}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E17.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Adult Bart and Lisa, and young Marge and Homer (with a Maggie doll) sit on the couch; young Homer snatches the remote, but mother Lisa slaps his hand and he drops it.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|221}}<br />
{{TB|April 4, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E18.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family slips on banana peels on the floor, flipping upside-down in the air, but all land safely on the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|222}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of AABF07's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|223}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 5F21's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|224}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E10-02.png|250px]][[File:Circus Line couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 9F08's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|225}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of AABF08's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|226}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E23.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits, get sucked inside the couch, and come out looking like shredded paper.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF20}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 11]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|227}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons family (as they were drawn on ''[[The Tracey Ullman Show]]'') is already on the couch. The Simpsons (as they're currently drawn) come in and both families run screaming out the living room.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF23}}<br />
{{TBT|228}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family comes in, colorless and marked with numbers. A group of Asian painters come in to color the family.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|229}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family comes in. Marge notices [[Matt Groening]]'s signature at the bottom of the screen and wipes it off. A caricature of Matt Groening (wearing an orange and yellow Hawaiian shirt) comes in and resigns the scene (i.e. the floor) to Marge's horror.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|230}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family members appear as they have in previous Halloween episodes: Homer is a jack-in-the-box (from 8F02), Bart is a mutantfly (from 5F02), Marge is a witch (also from 5F02), and Maggie is an alien (from AABF01); Lisa, an ax victim (the only one not based on a previous episode), asks what aliens have to do with Halloween, and Maggie demands "Silence!" in a deep voice before disintegrating Lisa with a ray gun.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|231}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is set up like a trendy nightclub (with a disco ball, velvet rope, bouncer, and club hoppers). Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie are let in, while Homer is denied access.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TB|AABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|232}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A cement truck pours cement onto the couch; the cement instantly hardens into sculptures of the family, but cement Homer's head cracks and falls to the floor.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|233}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; the couch rotates into a secret compartment in the wall (as in 9F01's gag), but instead of an empty couch on the other side, it's [[Vincent Price]] as a mad scientist torturing a scared [[Ned Flanders]].}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|234}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E23.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of AABF20's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|235}}<br />
{{TB|December 19, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family slides down into the living room from a fire pole and sits, except Homer, who gets stuck in the hole in the ceiling and flails about.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|236}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E10.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A {{W|crash test dummy}} version of the family sits. The couch slides forward and slams into the TV (simulating a car crash test), then pulls back into place. Crash test dummy Homer's head falls off from the trauma.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|237}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A psychiatrist is sitting in a chair next to the couch. The family tries to run on but Homer gets there first and hops on the couch and yells, "Oh, doctor, I'm crazy!", as the other family members stare sadly at each other. }}<br />
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|238}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS10E17.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of AABF13's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|239}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family leaps into the room, all dressed in white karate uniforms and black belts, and chops the couch up with karate moves; Homer, remote in hand, does a karate flip and switches on the TV.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|240}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E14.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer is driving a bumper car. Marge, Bart and Lisa appear, also in bumper cars, and ram him into the wall.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|241}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:BABF11simpsonstrain.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is sitting in the Evergreen Terrace subway station, and the family sits; the train arrives and they board, leaving the empty couch behind.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|242}}<br />
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of AABF21's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|243}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of AABF19's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|244}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of AABF23's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|245}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Kill the Alligator and Run couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family is barefoot and briskly walking over a bed of hot coals. When they reach the couch, they sigh in relief as their feet are black and smoldering.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|246}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E20.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family swings into the room on a vine, like Tarzan; Homer fails to release the vine in time and crashes off screen.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|247}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of AABF22's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|248}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E22.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch has a coin slot on the side. The family sits, and Bart puts a coin in it. The couch then vibrates away, taking the family with them.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF19}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 12]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|249}}<br />
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|250}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:BABF20.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Bart arrives at the couch first and places a whoopee cushion under Homer's spot. When the family sits down, Homer sits on the part of the couch with the whoopee cushion underneath and triggers its farting sound. Homer grins sheepishly at Marge, Lisa, and Maggie (who are frowning) while Bart laughs.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|251}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:BABF17.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family runs in and freezes in mid-air; the camera pans around them in bullet-time, then time resumes normally as they sit.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|252}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS12E04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Maggie is already seated (as in 9F02's gag) but unlike 9F02's gag, this time, rest of the family waddle in dressed as the [[Teletubbies]]. Maggie claps with delight. Homer is Twinky Winky, Marge is Dipsy, Lisa is Po, and Bart as Laa-Laa.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|253}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS12E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family skateboard off a ramp one by one, landing on the couch, except Homer, who flips upside-down and lands on the floor. Adding insult and injury, Homer's skateboard falls out of the air onto his head.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|254}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS12E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family runs in to find Santa's Little Helper dancing on his rear legs like Snoopy from the Charlie Brown Christmas Special while the popular theme from the Charlie Brown cartoons plays. Santa's Little Helper notices the family staring at him, slowly stops dancing, and barks.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|255}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS12E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is in a fishbowl; the family swims to the couch in scuba gear.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|256}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS12E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family, in football uniforms, pile on top of a football (and on top of each other); Maggie, football in hand, leaps from the pile, spikes the ball, and does a touchdown dance.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|257}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:HOMR - couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family is deposited one by one onto the couch via tubes. [[Fry]] is deposited but then sucked back up and replaced with [[Bart]].}}<br />
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|258}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of BABF03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|259}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS12E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is absent, and the [[Squeaky-voiced teen]] stands next to a "valet parking" sign; the family runs in and waits while the valet pushes the couch into frame; the family sits and the valet holds his hand out for a tip, but he does not receive one and walks off annoyed.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|260}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS12E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family, wearing winter coats, ice skates around the room before sitting on the couch; Homer's portion of the couch breaks off and falls through the ice.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|261}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E11.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of BABF06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|262}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS12E14.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is next to a prison wall as a searchlight pans around the scene; the family, in striped prison uniforms, burrows up from the ground and sits on the couch, where the searchlight spots them.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|263}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of BABF09's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|264}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E14.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of BABF10's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|265}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E10-02.png|250px]]<br>[[File:Circus Line couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 9F08's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|266}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS12E05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of CABF04's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|267}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of BABF02's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|268}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS11E10.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of BABF04's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|269}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:BABF11simpsonstrain.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of BABF11's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF17}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 13]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|270}}<br />
{{TB|October 28, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|271}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CABF22.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family stands on a simplistically-drawn sailboat and leaps into the water; when the splash subsides, the family is sitting on the couch, dripping wet, having leaped out of the crooked sailboat painting on the rear wall.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|272}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS12E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of CABF06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|273}}<br />
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS12E14.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of CABF12's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|274}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:BABF17.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of BABF17's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}<br />
{{TB|CABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|275}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS13E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A giant slot machine sits in place of the couch; the five tumblers each come up bearing the faces of the family, except for the final tumbler which comes up "7" instead of Maggie and the machine dispenses gold coins with Maggie's face on them.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|276}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Simpsons Opening Couch Gag Season 13 (With Gardener Trimming Hedge Into Shape of Family).png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A hedge is in place of the couch; a gardener quickly trims the hedge into the shape of [[The Simpson Family]] [[Couch gags|sitting on the couch]] then wipes his forhead in sleepiness, says "Phew!" and collapses.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|277}}<br />
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS13E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits; a claw arm (as found in coin-op prize machines) grabs Homer's head and lifts him up as he screams, "Ow, my brain!"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|278}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DABF09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer, dressed as Charlie Chaplin's "The Tramp" character, waddles in, twitches his nose, and sits down. The other family members, dressed as archetypical silent film characters, join Homer.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|279}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS13E10.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family arrives to find two repo men carrying the couch away. As Homer cries over this, a confused Marge sits on the floor with the kids to watch TV.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|280}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS4E10-02.png|250px]]<br>[[File:Circus Line couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of 9F08's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|281}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS13E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family catch The Squeaky Voice Teen making out with a teenage girl on the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|282}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS13E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family runs in to find the Blue Man Group performing on drums in front of the couch. Homer murmurs "What the-?!" ''(in reruns and repeats of this couch gag in other episodes, The Blue Man Group plays more aggressively and Homer's "What the--?!" is muted out)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|283}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagSeason13E14.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Drawn in pencil, the family sits in a flipbook flipped by live-action hands.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|284}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS13E15.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family try to run to the couch but stop and start banging heads violently. The camera pans up to reveal they are on strings and {{Ch|Matt Groening}} is the puppet master, the family's torture finaly ends as their strings get tangled up and they are not under his control any more.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|285}}<br />
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Simpsons Opening Couch Gag Season 13 (With Gardener Trimming Hedge Into Shape of Family).png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of DABF01's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|286}}<br />
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS13E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of DABF02's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|287}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS13E08.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of DABF03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|288}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS13E10.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of DABF04's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|289}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS13E12.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of DABF07's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|290}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DABF09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of DABF05's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|291}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS13E13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of DABF09's gag (but with different audio: the group plays more loudly/aggressively and Homer stays silent)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF17}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 14]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|292}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|293}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DABF22.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer is on water skis, with the others on him, as he ski-jumps over sharks; everybody lands on the couch, but Homer is without his legs, which are in the sharks' mouths ''(a reference to the term "jumped the shark", describing a TV show that has reached its peak and is now declining in quality or has done something to cause it to decline prematurely)''.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|294}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DABF20.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spoofing the ''Get Smart'' opening, Homer walks through a series of futuristic doors, falls through the bottom of a phone booth, and lands on the couch (where the others are already sitting).}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|295}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Couch gag (Large Marge).png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is drawn on a "Etch A Sketch" (called a "[[Sketch-A-Etch]]" in the couch gag) and Homer yells, "Whoo-hoo!" when the picture is completed.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|296}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DABF21.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|In a parody of the Macintosh paint program, Kid Pix, a mouse cursor drags Homer from the left side of the couch to the right, changes the wall color to green, and replaces the boat painting with the Mona Lisa.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}<br />
{{TB|DABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|297}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits on the couch. Homer clicks on the remote control and sends the family to the Stone Age, clicks it again to send them to the Roman Empire where they watch a gladiator match, and clicks it a final time to return them to the present.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|298}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everybody is deep-fried in a fast-food fryer, then emptied onto the couch and salted.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|299}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|In black and white, everyone is wearing early-20th-century clothing and is watching the TV from a girder at a construction site. ''(Done in the style of Charles C. Ebbets' photograph "Lunch Atop a Skyscraper.")''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|300}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everybody sticks their head through a cutout of the couch and have their pictures taken.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of The Ma]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|301}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF06 couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A giant baby picks up doll versions of the Simpson family and plays with them.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|302}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everybody and everything is made of gingerbread; Homer takes a bite out of Bart's head.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|303}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Couch gag (Large Marge).png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of DABF18's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|304}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS13E15.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of DABF10's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|305}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of EABF01's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|306}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagSeason13E14.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of DABF08's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|307}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DABF22.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of DABF22's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|308}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of EABF02's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|309}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everybody is a mime, walking against the wind and then sitting on a non-existent couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|310}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of EABF03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|311}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of EABF04's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|312}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF06 couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of EABF06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|313}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF05.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of EABF05's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF17}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 15]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|314}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|315}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF18.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family runs to the couch as normal, only to decay and turn to piles of dust.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|316}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF20.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A Polaroid photo ejects onto the couch; it develops into a photo of the family.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|317}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF22.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There is a {{W|Play-Doh}} press on the back wall; it presses Play-Doh versions of everybody out onto the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|318}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DABF20.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of DABF20's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}<br />
{{TB|EABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|319}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:FABF01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everybody slides down separate poles and end up on the couch, in [[Batman]]-style costumes, in the Batcave.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|320}}<br />
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Pokemon Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is a street bench in Japan, and everyone is a famous anime character: Homer is {{W|Ultraman}}, Marge is Jun from ''{{W|Science Ninja Team Gatchaman}}'', Lisa is {{W|Usagi Tsukino}}, the protagonist from ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', Bart is {{W|Astro Boy (1960)|Astro Boy}} and Maggie is [[Pikachu]] from ''[[Pokémon]]''.}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|321}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:FABF03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sit on the couch. Knives are hurled at the Simpsons' heads but they hit the wall. Homer tries to get the bowl of chips but a knife stops him.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|322}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:FABF04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everybody is squeezed like frosting out of a pastry bag onto the top of a cake.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|323}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:FABF05 couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everybody's head pops out of a giant piece of apple pie. Homer takes a bite from the pie.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|324}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CG-FABF06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A tray is placed into a microwave, and the family rises as the tray is cooked.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|325}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:FABF07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A woman throws some seeds into a plot of dirt where the couch usually is, and waters them; everybody sprouts up like plants.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|326}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:FABF09.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everybody is a bag on a moving dry-cleaning rack, which stops over the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|327}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:FABF08couchgag 1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|In a parody of ''{{W|Powers of Ten}}'', the couch scene pans out until it reaches outer space, where the galaxies are replaced with atoms, which pan out until they reach Homer's head and then the couch scene again. Homer then says "Wooowww". ''(reairings and repeats of the couch gag in other episodes redub "Wooowww" with "Cool!" and have Kang and Kodos laughing instead of staying silent)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|328}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF18.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of EABF18's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|329}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF20.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of EABF20's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|330}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:EABF22.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of EABF22's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|331}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:FABF04.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of FABF04's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|332}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:FABF01.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of FABF01's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|333}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:FABF03.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of FABF03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|334}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CG-FABF06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of FABF06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|335}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Pokemon Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of FABF02's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF18}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 16]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|336}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF23}}<br />
{{TBT|337}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is outside, mounted on the end of a catapult. The family sits on the couch, and then get launched skyward (Maggie be-ing the only one who enjoys the ride). Maggie and Bart are unharmed, Lisa seems to feel even better. Marge has a minor injury and Homer yells [[D'oh]] as he suffers the most serious injuries}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|338}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E03.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family runs into the room to find the couch missing, only to have the couch fall from the sky and crush them.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sleeping With the Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|339}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E04.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All of the family members sit down as normal. The twist: The Simpsons now look like [[Moe Syzlak]] (Exept Maggie and Marge who still resemble him but only slightly) .}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|340}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E05.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|After the family takes their usual places on the couch, the couch rises into the air and is actually part of the tendril of an anglerfish, which eats the family.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|341}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E06.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family runs into the room and take their usual places on the couch. Nothing happens. Lisa then says directly to the viewers "What, can't we sit on the couch without something happening?" Homer then gets impaled by a spear and yells, "[[D'oh]]!"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}<br />
{{TB|FABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|342}}<br />
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The living room is a desert with all of the furniture and fixtures made of sand. The family crawls to the couch, but get buried by the sand underneath the desert sun.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|343}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS06E08.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family enters the living room and in front of the couch they climb on top of the other like a totem pole.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|344}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E09.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family hops to the living room dressed as chess pieces: Homer is the king, Marge is the queen, Bart is a rook, Lisa is a knight and Maggie is a pawn.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|345}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E10.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family, dressed as hockey players, with cuts and scrapes, skate into the living room and skate around the couch. Homer is carrying the Stanley Cup with Maggie sitting in the bowl.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|346}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:FABF08couchgag_1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of FABF08's gag (but this time, Kang and Kodos are heard laughing and Homer says "cooool" at the end)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|347}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E12.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family comes into the darkened living room. The lights go up; the living room is set up with balloons and streamers and a group of recurring characters yell out "Surprise!". Homer then has a heart attack and collapses.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|348}}<br />
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E13.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family enters the living room and sits on the couch like normal. Homer then pulls off his face, revealing himself to be [[Sideshow Bob]]. Bob pulls out a knife and chases after Bart.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|349}}<br />
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E14.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits on the couch, only to have a spit comes through the wall and the floor open up to reveal fire down below. The couch and family begin rotating over the fire. Marge's hair catches fire and the boat painting falls off the wall.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|350}}<br />
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E15.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Several toy forms of transportation come into the living room, only to change ''[[Transformers]]''-style into the family. Homer is Optimus Prime, Marge is Skyfire, Lisa is Hound, Maggie is Bumblebee, and Bart appears to be Jazz.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|351}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E16.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The living room is an almost fully assembled jigsaw puzzle, with only the pieces with the family members' heads needing to be placed. The person completing the puzzle places all the heads on correctly except for Homer and Maggie, after which the former fixes them.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|352}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E02.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of FABF20's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|353}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DABF20.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of DABF20's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|354}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E04.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of FABF22's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|355}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E05.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of FABF21's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|356}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E21.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family floats into the living room as balloons and Snowball II pops the one that looks like Homer.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF09}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 17]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|357}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS17E01.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family enters the living room through a metal detector, except for Homer, who sets it off. After four failed attempts, Homer (who is now stripped down to his briefs) is detained by a security guard who is inspecting Homer with a handheld scanning wand.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|358}}<br />
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS17E02.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The living room is made of clay. Six balls roll to the couch and form into [[Homer]], [[Marge]], [[Lisa]], [[Maggie]], [[Bart]] and [[Gumby]].}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|359}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS17E03.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family enters the living room and takes their places on the couch, then an on-screen [[TiVo]] style menu pops up asking if the viewer would like to delete or save this recording. "Delete this recording now" is selected and the screen goes blank.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|360}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|361}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS17EP05.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family runs in to sit on the couch, but it turns into a monster and chases them out of the house. Everyone's couches come to life and start attacking and swallowing the people sitting on them; [[Professor Frink]] is attacked by a futuristic flying couch with laser weaponry; Moe is attacked by the booths in his bar, but fights quite well with his shotgun; Homer takes refuge in a store called "Couch World", where he is piled upon by dozens of couches.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|362}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS17E06.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family enters the living room and take their usual places on the couch, only the camera pulls back and we find that the living room and the family are part of an alien zoo exhibit on Rigel IV.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|363}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS17E07.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is replaced with a bird's nest and the family members take their usual places; then a large bird enters and feeds Homer a giant worm.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|364}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS17E08.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A pair of animated hands deals five cards on the couch: the jack of diamonds (Bart), the queen of diamonds (Marge), the king of diamonds (Homer), the ace of diamonds (Lisa), and a joker (Maggie).}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|365}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Couch Gag Thrills Nation.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A copy of "The Springfield Shopper" spins into frame, with the headline, "COUCH GAG THRILLS NATION" and a black and white photo of The Simpsons already seated.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|366}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons sit on the couch as normal and a camera flashes, setting off a series of family portraits. In the 2006 and 2007 portraits, they all look the same. In 2008, Homer is missing and the family is wearing black. In 2009, Lenny has taken Homer's place and Bart and Lisa both begin puberty. In 2010, Carl has taken Marge's place and Lenny is still there. In 2011, Marge is back, but Lenny is gone and replaced by Jimbo Jones. In 2012, Homer is back, but is now a robot. In 2013, every member of the Simpson family is a robot.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|367}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|In a parody of the ''{{W|Bonanza}}'' opening, a map of Springfield burns away to reveal the family on horseback in the countryside. The couch is nowhere to be found. ''Bonanza''-like music continues over the closing shot of the TV.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|368}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS17E02.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of GABF16's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|369}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Seemingly Never Ending Story Couch Gag.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch moves down an automated assembly line; Homer is added by a mechanical arm.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|370}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Has Two Mommies Couch Gag.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family enters the living room only to find their access to the couch has been blocked by laser beams. They work their way through the laser beams and sit down. Then the beams shut off and Homer's head drops to the floor.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|371}}<br />
{{TB|March 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Simpson This Is Your Wife Couch Gag.jpg|250px]]<br/>[[File:CouchGagS16E14.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The family (played by live action actors and actresses) sit on the couch just as the animated Simpsons opening comes on.<br/>'''International/online airing:''' ''repeat of GABF08's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|372}}<br />
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS17E03.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of GABF19's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|373}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS17E08.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of HABF02's gag (but this time Homer shouts "Whoo-hoo!" after the cards are dealt, since this can be a Royal Flush)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|374}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E16.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of GABF10's gag (but this time, Homer says [[D'oh!]] when the heads are mixed up and laughs when they are fixed)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|375}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E12.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of GABF06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|376}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS16E15.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of GABF12's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|377}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of HABF03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|378}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS17EP05.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of GABF20's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF16}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 18]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|379}}<br />
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and Her Homer Couch Gag.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is replaced by four wooden stools. An instrumental of "{{W|Pop Goes the Weasel}}" plays as the family plays {{W|musical chairs}}. When the music stops, everyone, except for Homer, sits down. Homer groans in disappointment.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|380}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Empire State Building.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everyone but Homer sits on the couch. {{Ch|King Homer}}, from "[[Treehouse of Horror III]]", grabs Marge through a window and drags her to the top of the [[Empire State Building]], where he is attacked by biplanes.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|381}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A vending machine filled with lots of characters (including the Simpson family) from the show appears instead of the couch. Ralph Wiggum comes in, selects a Homer figurine, and bites the head off before leaving.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|382}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|383}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits down and gets moved across the floor in a car wash, where they get sprayed with water, squirted with hot wax, and scrubbed with brushes. Marge's hair turns puffy, Maggie's pacifier turns up missing, and everyone looks sad as three men wipe them dry and puts a new pacifier in Maggie's mouth.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|384}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|In a computer window, everyone is drag-and-dropped onto the couch, which is then drag-and-dropped onto a wastebasket; a computer menu item "empty trash" is then selected.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|385}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All of the family members have the bodies of cockroaches; they all scuttle off after the lights are turned on.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}<br />
{{TB|HABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|386}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A pair of cartoon hands cuts a piece of paper into the shape of Homer. The hands then pull out the paper to reveal a chain shaped like the rest of the Simpsons family members. Homer can be heard yelling, "Whoo-hoo!"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|387}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Couch gag 1.png|250px]]<br>[[File:The Burns and the Bees Couch gag 2.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family (in Christmas attire) sits on the couch, and the camera pulls out to reveal they are in a Christmas decoration which is on a Christmas tree, and Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II rest nearby.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|388}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family on the couch is pinned up, one by one, onto a bulletin board.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|389}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Wife Aquatic Couch Gag.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family, as infants in diapers, crawls into the living and up onto to their usual place on the couch. They begin to age into their current appearance.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|390}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family are paper dolls, and are each dressed into their regular clothes.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Big Girl]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|391}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of HABF22's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|392}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of HABF20's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|393}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of HABF04's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|394}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Evolution.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Homer's Evolution couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|395}}<br />
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Couch Gag Thrills Nation.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of HABF01's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|396}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and Her Homer Couch Gag.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of HABF15's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|397}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of HABF21's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|398}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family comes in and sits on the couch. A second family comes and also sits on the couch. Then hundreds of multiple families come in, and the second story windows and chimney overflow with them. Homer shouts, "Hey, don't shove!"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|399}}<br />
{{TRs|May 20, 2007|2}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|400}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Family Portrait.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The ''[[Tracy Ullman Show]]''-era Simpsons episode "[[Family Portrait]]" (where Homer tries to get the family to pose for a family photo) is shown with a caption that reads, "20 Years Ago..."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF15}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 19]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|401}}<br />
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The entire opening sequence is changed to show a ruined Springfield being rebuilt in the aftermath of ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''. As construction work goes on around them, The Simpsons join [[Plopper]] the pig on the couch to the tune of the "Spider Pig" theme. Homer holds him and says "My summer love".}}<br />
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|402}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Evolution.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of JABF06's gag (but this time, Marge's line after Homer enters the living room is "Did you bring the milk?")''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|403}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The living room is made of {{W|Lego}} bricks and the family members are built one by one out of Legos. Homer can be heard shouting, "Woo-hoo!" when a 1x3 Lego Brick is put on his head, and "D'oh!" when a black 1x1 Lego brick (representing his two strands) is placed on his head instead.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|404}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family sits down as normal, except Maggie is missing. Homer looks to the empty space where Maggie is, then gets lifted by a giant Maggie as the camera pulls out to reveal the living room being part of a doll house and the family as the dolls that live within. Maggie puts the miniature Homer in her mouth and sucks it like a pacifier.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|405}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|406}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family (already seated on the couch) appears on the cover of ''Modern Couch Gag'' magazine.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|407}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A pair of hands open up a book called "The Simpsons" and reveals a pop-up centerfold of the family sitting on the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}<br />
{{TB|JABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|408}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A magician walks into the living room and uses his cape to make the couch and family members appear.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|409}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:FABF08couchgag_1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of FABF08's gag (but this time Homer says "weird" at the end)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|410}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A medieval tapestry shows the [[Flanders family|Flanders]] stealing the [[Simpson family|Simpsons's]] couch. The Simpsons then take it back and kill the Flanders.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|411}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family is sitting on the couch. The screen zooms out to show them as a painting in a museum.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|412}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Each family member rushes into the living room and attaches themselves to a giant-size baby mobile. Homer tips the mobile.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|413}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Two hands add to a Lite-Brite of the family on the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|414}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family are small toys on the couch. Professor Frink puts drops of water on them and they all grow to normal size, except Homer, who needs a bucket of water.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|415}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Wile E. Coyote]] paints a fake couch on the wall which the Simpsons run into.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|416}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpson family is painted on the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|417}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of KABF03's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|418}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of JABF17's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|419}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Evolution.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of JABF06's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|420}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of HABF19's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF13}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 20]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|421}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons are encased in {{W|Carbonite}} by bounty hunter [[Boba Fett]].}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|422}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Couch Gag.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons see themselves sitting on the couch where Mount Rushmore should be. Bart remarks "Aye Caramba!"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|423}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons are caught in a twister and when they land, they are on a farm in black and white.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|424}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|425}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons come out of cuckoo clocks.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|426}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons rush to the couch in roman times. A volcano explodes and covers them in ash.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|427}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Mypods & Broomsticks Couch Gag.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Bart is writing on the Chalkboard "I will Not Bring The Chalkboard Home".}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|428}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Couch gag 1.png|250px]][[File:The Burns and the Bees Couch gag 2.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of JABF01''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|429}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons run to the couch in a box [[Comic Book Guy]] puts a $19.99 sticker on it and says "Worst Couch Gag Ever".}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}<br />
{{TB|KABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|430}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Simpsons Chasing couch.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Take My Life, Please/Gags|Simpsons chasing couch]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|431}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons go through the openings of ''The Honeymooners'', ''The Dick Van Dyke Show'', ''The Brady Bunch'', and ''Cheers. ''In the'' Cheers ''segment, Sideshow Bob enters in reference to [[Kelsey Grammer]]'s character in ''Cheers'', the family run out screaming and end up at the couch with a sigh of relief.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|432}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons come in and find their couch beaten and torn. Funeral music plays as they bury the couch in the backyard. The Simpsons then visit a ranch to pick out a new couch. The Simpsons sit on a black and white spotted couch, which throws Homer off it. The scene then cuts to The Simpsons in their living room, sitting on their new couch. Homer is in a body cast and turns on the wall-mounted flatscreen TV.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|433}}<br />
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is strung up like a piñata. A blindfolded Ralph Wiggum comes in, swinging a stick and hits the couch, making the Simpsons spill out on the floor.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|434}}<br />
{{TB|March 22, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons are dog show participants being lead on leashes by men in fancy suits. A judge awards Bart the blue ribbon, and Homer attacks Bart.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|435}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons are a meal at a fancy restaurant (Homer is a garden salad, Lisa's face appears in a bowl of soup, Marge is a plate of spaghetti and meatballs, Bart is a T-Bone steak, and Maggie is the mint that comes with the restaurant bill), which The Comic Book Guy eats. After he wipes his mouth with a napkin, a stain appears that resembles The Simpsons sitting on the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|436}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The screen is white. A cartoon left hand flips an animation cel that has eyes on it, flips another that has Homer's skeleton sitting cross-legged, flips another that has Homer's stomach and a can of Duff beer on the lap, flips another that has Homer naked, another where the rest of the family are fully clothed and sitting in mid-air, and another where The Simpsons are in their living room and sitting on the couch. Marge notices Homer is still naked and pulls down an animation cel that has Homer's clothes.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|437}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The living room is covered in thick, jungle plants. The Simpsons slash their way through in order to reach the couch, and find an ape version of the Simpson family already seated. The ape-Simpsons hoot and screech, scaring off the human Simpsons.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|438}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There's an Olympic-sized pool leading to the couch. The Simpsons take their places on the marks and swim to the couch once a starter pistol goes off. Marge is first, Lisa's second, Bart is third, and Maggie is last. The family looks around, wondering where Homer is. Cut to a shot of an unconscious Homer floating face down in the pool.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|439}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The living room is the seating area in the Colosseum during the era of the Roman Empire. The Simpsons (dressed in togas) rush to an empty space to sit down. The sounds of a gladiator match can be heard off screen. The audience cheers as the head of a gladiator flies into the audience. Bart catches it.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|440}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A large marble rock is in the living room where the couch should be. A stereotypical French sculptor quickly chisels out a statue of The Simpsons sitting on the couch. The sculptor then turns the statue of the Simpsons into a statue of a Civil War soldier on a horse.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|441}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of LABF02's couch gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF12}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 21]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|442}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Whopper couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons are at an underground train station where a train pulls in and opens its doors, revealing the living room, complete with couch. The Simpsons get in and sigh as the door closes and the train pulls off.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|443}}<br />
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons, wearing white cowboy hats, exchange gunfire around the couch. Maggie comes out from behind the sailboat picture on the wall and blasts the room with a machine gun.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|444}}<br />
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Simpsons Chasing couch.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of LABF01's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|445}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|446}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons family, dressed in prehistoric-style clothing, runs onto the couch (which is in a prehistoric area, resting on a tar pit) and sinks with it into a tar pit.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|447}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Instead of the couch, The Simpsons (dressed as Victorian-era Christmas carolers) appear next to a Christmas tree and sing a parody of "[[Twelve Days of Christmas|The 12 Days of Christmas]]," featuring twelve Grampas grumbling (as they stand in a customer return line), eleven Barneys belching (as they lie drunk in the snow), ten Lennys leaping (over a fence), nine Carls dancing (in a ballroom), eight Moes a-milking, seven Selmas smoking, six Flanders praying, five golden Frinks (Professor Frink's heads are on five gold coins), four crawling nerds (Database, Wendell, Martin, and Milhouse crawling from Nelson Muntz), three-eyed fish (Blinky from "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"), two special Ralphs, and (as the Simpsons walk to the couch), a Maggie in a Snuggly.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|448}}<br />
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons and Marge's sisters (Patty and Selma) gather around the dinner table for a Thanksgiving meal, but soon gather their plates and head for the couch where they watch a football game on TV.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|449}}<br />
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The living room furniture (the couch cushions, the rug, the flat-screen TV, and the lamps) are all dancing to disco music just as The Simpsons come in. Once Homer yells, "Hey!", the furniture returns to normal and the Simpsons sit on the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|450}}<br />
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer is standing on a coiled platform, which launches him (and the rest of the Simpson family) through a pinball game called "Couch Gag Chaos."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|451}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is seen inside a human egg. Each family member is a sperm cell swimming towards and penetrating the egg to sit on the couch. The zygote then divides multiple times, forming a Mr. Burns embryo.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TB|LABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|452}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer runs to the couch first. He pulls out a [[myPhone]], presses the "Couch Gag" app and downloads Bart, Lisa, Marge, and Maggie. When Homer gets an incoming call from Mr. Burns, he screams and swallows the phone.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|453}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A hand deals five tarot cards featuring Homer (the King of Cups), Marge (the Queen of Cups), Bart (the Fool), Lisa (the Princess), and Maggie (the Death card) on a blue table. Cut to reveal Grampa getting his fortune read by the gypsy from "[[Treehouse of Horror XII|Hex and the City]]". Grampa gasps and turns the Death card towards the gypsy. The gypsy drops dead.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|454}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of LABF08's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|455}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of LABF04's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|456}}<br />
{{TB| March 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A rain cloud moves over a crop field behind the Simpsons' House, it rains, the cloud leaves and various fruits grow out of the ground the Simpson family (all except Homer) are bugs and sit on the largest fruit, Homer, as a grub, pops out of the fruit.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|457}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of LABF11's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|458}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is outside the house, which is a cardboard set that falls down on the Simpsons}}<br />
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|459}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of LABF05's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|460}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons chase after the couch through the articles on ''The Springfield Shopper''. The couch gives in and reunites with the family after seeing an ad about it in the classified section.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|461}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons running into the living room, and are lifted onto the sofa and into the air by several supporting characters as everyone sings to [[Ke$ha]]'s "[[Tik Tok]]".}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|462}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons are a miniature model constructed by Nelson then blown up with a firecracker.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|463}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Harold from the children's book, ''{{W|Harold and the Purple Crayon}}'' draws The Simpsons' living room just as they run in to sit. Homer asks Harold to draw him a beer, and Harold obliges. Homer pats the child on the head.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|464}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer and Bart appear as hand puppets, and the puppets begin attacking each other. The view pans down, and Homer is shown choking Bart himself.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF15}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 22]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|465}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ESMCouchGag.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons sit on the couch with a banner hung above saying "22 Seasons congratulations from FOX" A FOX representative invites Maggie to blow out a candle on a cake, then eats the cake himself leaving the Simpsons Family. The banner then falls down.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|467}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:LoanALisaCouchGag.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family run in to find a dead body on their floor. The Police arrive, and the family flee on the couch driven by Homer. They are caught and placed in a police lineup. There, they are identified as the murderers instead of the Flanders's and the Hibbert's. They are jailed, and then electrocuted. When electrocuted they scream and light up.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|467}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:MoneyBartCouchGag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Banksy couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|468}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|469}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Lance Murdock Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Lance Murdock jumps over the family, he jumps over the couch again only to hit something when he leaves the front door."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|470}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Avatar parody couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[The Fool Monty/Gags|A parody of ''Avatar'']].}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|471}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Professor Frink is sitting on the couch, and he zaps the family, causing them to shrink. Grandpa almost steps on them, then Homer takes a bite out of a giant chip. Snowball II chases the family, who escape into a mousehole. They sit on a piece of cheese, but it turns out to be on a mousetrap, which goes off, trapping them."}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|472}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|473}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|An Advent calendar appears. Each date has a holiday-themed picture featuring people and places of Springfield. It finishes with the Simpsons sitting on the couch with Santa on the 24th.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}<br />
{{TB|MABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|474}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch prepares for the day of the Simpsons sitting on it.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|475}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons are scoops of ice cream served as a sundae. Hot fudge, whipped cream and a cherry are added and Santa's Little Helper eagerly devours them.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|476}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch runs away and the Simpsons chase it through the sections of The Springfield Shopper, finally catching up to it in the classified ads.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|477}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer trips and sprains his ankle before he reaches the couch, to the consternation of Lenny, Carl, Moe and Barney (wearing warm-up suits), and Mr. Burns, their coach. Burns sends Barney in to substitute for Homer, and Homer gives a thumbs-up as two paramedics wheel him away on a stretcher.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|478}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons are hockey players. Homer and Bart have a face-off and start a brawl. Officials Lenny and Carl break it up, and the whole family ends up in the penalty box, where Homer spits out a tooth.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|479}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The "Couch Gag Video Game" starts. The Simpson family members are selected as the players. When they take their seats on the couch, "GAME OVER" appears on the screen.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|480}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons run to the couch and a spring throws them off.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|481}}<br />
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch gag is done in the style of ASCII artwork, with Bart putting the words "Fatso" on Homer's chest.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|482}}<br />
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|483}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Blank.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons come onto the couch and the camera zooms out revealing a video cover. It zooms out again to show the exterior of a video rental store, which is wrecked by a giant ball which has swung from a bulldozer.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|484}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Smithsonian Museum couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Homer Scissorhands/Gags|Smithsonian Museum couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|485}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:500 Keys couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The screen is white with words in black marking the locations of the objects in the living room. The Simpsons' names fly onto the screen, taking their places above "COUCH". "SUCK" flashes on and off next to "MAGGIE" as she sucks on her pacifier.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[500 Keys]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|486}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF15}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 23]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|487}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|488}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:John K couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[John K. couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|489}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|490}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Smithsonian Museum couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of NABF13's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|491}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|492}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|493}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|494}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Ten-Per-Cent Solution couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A sword is planted in the couch similar to Excalibur. Homer attempts to get it out, but fails. Flanders gets it out successfully. Homer shrugs it off and the family sits down.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|495}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons are gingerbread people set out on a plate for Santa Claus. Homer takes a bite of himself.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}<br />
{{TB|NABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|496}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Victorian Whodunnit couch gag.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson/Gags#Couch gag|Victorian Whodunnit couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|497}}<br />
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:David Letterman couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[David Letterman couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|498}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of LABF02's couch gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|499}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:500 episode couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[The Daughter Also Rises/Gags|"500th episode" couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|500}}<br />
{{TB|February 19, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[At Long Last Leave/Gags|500th episode couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|501}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart couch gag 13.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart/Gags|A parody of the opening sequence of ''Game of Thrones'']].}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|502}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:How I Wet Your Mother couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons lye on a rug and get rolled up by a person, then cut up into slices. Maggie pokes her head out.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|503}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Them, Robot couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpson family go from 1989 to 2012, with each odd year having something happening, mainly people appearing next to the couch related to an episode broadcast in a year.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|504}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bill Plympton couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Bill Plympton couch gag]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|505}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:500 Keys couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of NABF14's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|506}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Spy Who Learned Me couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons run into their seats in a stadium. An announcer tells the fans to raise their cards. All of them except Homer do so. Homer follows suit a few seconds later when he realizes what he's supposed to do. The cards form a picture of the Simpson family, with Homer's card showing part of his own face.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|507}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Avatar parody couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of NABF01's gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|508}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Lisa Goes Gaga couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family are playing a Zii game in which they sit on the couch, but Homer keeps failing. Homer angrily throws his controller down and tries to sit on the real couch, but fails just like in the game.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF14}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 24]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|509}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A reference to ''[[The Longest Daycare]]'': [[Homer]], [[Marge]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] hatch out of coccoons as butterfiles. [[Gerald Samson|Baby Gerald]] chases after them and tries to smash them with a hammer, but [[Maggie]] comes to their rescue and stops him.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|510}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF17}}<br />
{{TBT|511}}<br />
{{TB|{{Canada|October 21, 2012}}<br/>{{USA|November 4, 2012}}}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Adventures in Baby-Getting couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' ''No Gag''<br/>'''International/online airing:''' The family gets layer from their bone to skin meanwhile is Homer eating a donut.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|512}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|In a parody of ''{{w|Wacky Races}}'', Simpsons family races against many characters, but all of them crash near the finish line and Grampa wins.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|513}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys promo 3.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A tattooing needle is seen drawing a picture of the family seated on the couch. When the tattoo is finished, the view pulls back to reveal that [[Marge]] is getting a {{w|lower-back tattoo}} and has her dress rolled down to her waist. She pulls her dress back up and chuckles coyly.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|514}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Marge]], [[Lisa]], [[Maggie]] and [[Bart]] sit on the couch as normal. But [[Homer]] comes in later and surprises them with a bloody ax. This zooms out to reveal "[[Tales from the Couch]]".}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|515}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|516}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|517}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family are awards. Homer is an Oscar, Marge is an Emmy, Lisa is a Grammy, Bart is a purple version of Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, and Maggie's a Stanley Cup. They sit on a trophy shelf and are then crushed by a crusher and turned into a "best Grampa award", which is taken by [[Abraham Simpson]].}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|518}}<br />
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch sequence is a trailer for an action movie called ''The Couch''.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF03}}<br />
{{TBT|519}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Changing of the Guardian couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons sit down on the couch, which zooms out to a ball whacking game. [[Nelson Muntz]] hits the target and a the living room falls in the water.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|520}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons all look like [[Moe Szyslak]] (similar to FABF22's gag) and announce that their new sitcom, ''The Szyslaks'' has been cancelled.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|521}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart couch gag 13.png|250px]][[File:Hardly Kirk-ing couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|''repeat of PABF09's gag (but this time, at the end, a knight chops Homer's head off and part of Marge's hair with a sword)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF05}}<br />
{{TBT|522}}<br />
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Shake.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' ''[[Homer Shake]]''.<br/>'''International/Online airing:''' ''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|523}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed, Please couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|In another [[Bill Plympton]]-animated opening, Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa are in a 1930s gangster story, armed with weapons and ready to attack. When Maggie turns on the lights, everyone is in the present day, holding common objects. Maggie then fires off a Tommy gun as they sit on the couch to watch TV.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|524}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Easter eggs painted to resemble [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Maggie]] are on the couch. [[Homer]] comes along and sits on the couch and squashes all four eggs.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|525}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bbsimpsons.png|250px]][[File:Bbsimpsons2.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[What Animated Women Want/Gags|Breaking Bad Couch Gag]].}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|526}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons family are skydiving. Homer's parachute breaks and the entire family crash into the house and fall onto the couch, which breaks the couch.<br/>'''Note:''' This is the only canon couch gag.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|527}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Whiskey Business couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons are carved into a block of ice by three men. Grampa Simpson comes in and turns on the heat. The ice sculpture melts.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|528}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Robot Chicken couch gag.png|250px]][[File:Robot Chicken couch gag 2.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[The Fabulous Faker Boy/Gags|Robot Chicken couch gag]].}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|529}}<br />
{{TRs|May 19, 2013|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Saga of Carl couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons are sea creatures sitting on a shell couch. All of them get eaten by [[Blinky]], the three-eyed fish.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|530}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Dangers on a Train couch gag 1.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:Dangers on a Train Couch Gag.png|250px]]<br/>[[File:Dangers on a Train couch gag 2.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''Original/international (except Canada)/online airing:''' The Simpsons appear as dandelions. They grow seeds and the TV then blows on them. The seeds fly up into the air and float around the room. Hundreds of seeds, which are actually Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, look around confused.<br/>'''Canada airing:''' A loon, a Canadian hockey player, John A. Macdonald and a beaver all sit on the Simpsons’ couch. ''{{w|O Canada}}'' (the national anthem of Canada) plays. The Simpsons rush in and shove them aside, but their guests say nothing. Maggie sucks on a hockey puck.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF17}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 25]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate}}<br />
{{TH|Image}}<br />
{{TH|Gag}}<br />
{{TH|Episode}}<br />
{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|531}}<br />
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homerland couch gag 1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch is behind a velvet rope and guarded by a bouncer with a clipboard. When the family approach the couch, the bouncer lets [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Maggie]] in to sit on the couch. However, he denies entry to [[Homer]], pointing to the clipboard and showing him that his name isn't on the list. When Homer tries to force his way in, the bouncer hits him over the head with a nightstick.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF20}}<br />
{{TBT|532}}<br />
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (2).jpg|250px]][[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV promo 9.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A horror-themed [[Opening sequence|opening sequence]] directed by [[Guillermo del Toro]], featuring classic and contemporary horror and science fiction monsters and movie references, ending with Lisa falling through a hole à la ''{{w|Alice in Wonderland}}'' and ends up in the end sequence to del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF16}}<br />
{{TBT|533}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Hobbit Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A parody of ''{{w|The Hobbit}}'' in which The Simpsons trek to the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF18}}<br />
{{TBT|534}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Couch Gag1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Parody of the film ''{{w|Upside Down (film)|Upside Down}}'' - gravity prevents the family from sitting down, with Homer falling up through the ceiling into the sky.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[YOLO]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF22}}<br />
{{TBT|535}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A ''Simpsons'' take on the First Thanksgiving where The Simpsons (as Pilgrims) escape persecution by boarding the Mayflower (which looks like the simplistic sailboat that Marge painted for Homer) and sailing to {{w|Plymouth Rock|Plymouth Couch}}, where an Indian (Apu) offers them Thanksgiving dinner for $19.95 a person.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|536}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:MusicVille Couch Gag1.png|250px]][[File:MusicVille Couch Gag2.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"MusicVille", a "{{w|Silly Symphonies|Silly Simpsony}}" cartoon short featuring every character as a musical instrument. A parody of ''{{w|Music Land}}''.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF02}}<br />
{{TBT|537}}<br />
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons are flailing tube man balloons on a used couch lot. Balloon Bart steals a pair of scissors and cuts Balloon Homer, who flies into some power lines.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF04}}<br />
{{TBT|538}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues promo7.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Christmas version of the [[Opening sequence|opening sequence]], this time, as a retelling of ''The Night Before Christmas''.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF01}}<br />
{{TBT|539}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}} <br />
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}} <br />
{{TB|SABF05}} <br />
{{TBT|540}} <br />
{{TB|January 12, 2014}} <br />
{{TB|[[File:Channel Changer.png|250px]]}} <br />
{{TB|[[Channel Changer]] (third [[Bill Plympton]]'s couch gag).}} <br />
{{TB|"[[Married to the Blob]]"}} <br />
{{TB|SABF03}} <br />
{{TBT|541}}<br />
{{TB|January 26, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Specs and the City couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson|Homer]] sits down to watch the [[Super Bowl]], only to have to get up to get his six-pack of beer...which [[Bart Simpson|Bart]] tossed over an overhead power line. When Homer retrieves it, he gets shocked -- and keeps getting shocked until the town's power goes out.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF06}}<br />
{{TBT|542}}<br />
{{TRs|March 9, 2014|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Diggs promo 6.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Sylvain Chomet]] couch gag: As the Simpsons rush to the couch, the lights go off. Marge leaves to fix the fuse, and when the lights go up, the characters are drawn ''{{w|The Triplets of Belleville|Triplets of Belleville}}''-style and everything has a French aesthetic to it. Bart plays with a do-it-yourself foie gras kit, Lisa plays an accordion, Marge cries out, "Maggie? Où est Maggie?" and Homer gets up and eats a snail off the TV, oblivious that Maggie is stuck between his butt cheeks.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF08}}<br />
{{TBT|543}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:TMWGTM couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Earth's single large land mass breaks apart into five Simpsons-shaped continents, only for a [[Moe Szyslak|Moe]]-shaped asteroid to destroy the planet.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF07}}<br />
{{TBT|544}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Winter - HomerOperation.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Homer is the patient from the board game "[[Operation: The Simpsons Edition|Operation]]," with other characters as the pieces (Lisa is "Brainy" (the brain), and Moe is "Elbow Bender" (the elbow)). When "Pain in the Butt" Bart is removed, he grabs the forceps and sticks it on the side, which causes Homer to buzz and scream in pain.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF09}}<br />
{{TBT|545}}<br />
{{TB|March 23, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF10}}<br />
{{TBT|546}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee promo 1.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The family are at the Running of the Bulls, that are couchs as bulls.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|547}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Luca$ promo 4.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A ''"Minecraft"'' parody}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF12}}<br />
{{TBT|548}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:DoFF couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The couch and the floor are covered in bubble wrap, which the family pops when jumping.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF13}}<br />
{{TBT|549}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:What to Expect When Bart's Expecting promo 6.jpg|250px]]<br>[[File:What to Expect When Bart's Expecting promo 7.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|In an opening directed by Michal Socha, the family takes a trip through Homer's body.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF14}}<br />
{{TBT|550}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|''No Gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}<br />
{{TB|RABF21}}<br />
{{TBT|551}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Pay Pal promo 1.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Everybody is a pawn in ''The Game of Life'', which ends with everybody and a Grim Reaper pawn on the couch.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF15}}<br />
{{TBT|552}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2014}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Yellow Badge of Cowardge couch gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons Family and {{ch|Matt Groening}} are taking part in a panel at the San Diego Comic Fest. When Comic Book Guy asks whether or not there will be another [[The Simpsons Movie|Simpsons movie]], everyone except [[Maggie]] leaves. Then Maggie sucks the pacifier twice.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}<br />
{{TB|SABF18}}<br />
}}<br />
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== Couch gags within episodes ==<br />
Sometimes there is a couch gag during the episode itself, usually during a spoof of the opening sequence.<br />
{{Table|<br />
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{{TH|Code}}<br />
{{TBT|[[Season 5|5]]}}<br />
{{TB|83}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS05E02Parody01.jpg|250px]]<br />[[File:CouchGagS05E02Parody02.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|During the "Thompsons" introduction, the family sits on the couch and a pile of fish falls from above.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}<br />
{{TB|9F22}}<br />
{{TBT|[[Season 9|9]]}}<br />
{{TB|188}}<br />
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:During5F07.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|After everybody of Springfield has taken all the stuff from them, The Simpsons walk to the place where the couch gags take place.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TB|5F07}}<br />
{{TBT|[[Season 11|11]]}}<br />
{{TB|248}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGaginBABF19-1.png|250px]][[File:CouchGaginBABF19-2.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|In an "aborted" couch gag, the family (minus Bart) sits wearing Western outfits; the director cuts the scene as Bart is busy on the phone agreeing to do ''Teen Wolf 3''. Lisa complains that she wants to go to bed, asking if there are child labor laws. Homer asks if Marge told her about the laws, and Marge tells him to poop in his hat. Kang and Kodos then show up with ballet tickets, asking if they needed them that night.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}<br />
{{TB|BABF19}}<br />
{{TBT|[[Season 16|16]]}}<br />
{{TB|352}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:CouchGagS17Parody.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Instead of saying "The Simpsons", the announcer says "Three weeks later". Everyone except Bart sits; the overweight Bart arrives late and suffers a {{W|myocardial infarction|heart attack}}}}.<br />
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}<br />
{{TB|GABF11}}<br />
{{TBT|[[Season 23|23]]}}<br />
{{TB|500}}<br />
{{TB|February 19, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave 3.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|After the Simpsons move to [[The Outlands]], the family take their seats on the couch and watch a fox sleeping on a rock.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"}}<br />
{{TB|PABF07}}<br />
}}<br />
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== References ==<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
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{{Visual gags}}<br />
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[[Category:Couch gags| ]]<br />
[[Category:Lists|Couch gags]]<br />
[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]<br />
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[[sv:Lista över soffskämt]]</div>Bulbasaur893https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Springfield_Senior_Center&diff=668962Springfield Senior Center2015-01-24T20:22:18Z<p>Bulbasaur893: /* Appearances */</p>
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<div>{{Location<br />
|name= Springfield Senior Center<br />
|image= [[File:Springfield Senior Center.png|250px]]<br />
|District= <br />
|Town= [[Springfield]]<br />
|use= Care home<br />
|owner= <br />
|employees= Several nurses<br />
|first appearance= "[[Do the Bartman]]"<br />
}}<br />
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'''Springfield Senior Center''' is a care home in [[Springfield]].<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
*{{spec|Do the Bartman}}<br />
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