Hailey

2026-10-26T05:45:46Z

114.142.231.0: /* Behind the Laughter */

{{Noncanon}}
{{Character
|name = Hailey
|image = [[File:Hailey.png|250px]]
|gender = {{Female}}
|hair = Purple
|age =
|status = Non-canon
|job = Artificial Intelligence
|relatives =
|appearance = "[[Yellow Mirror]]"
|voiced by = [[Patti Harrison]]
}}

'''Hailey''' is a sentient Artificial Intelligence.

== History ==
Hailey was created on [[Christmas]] with the instruction to "capture and hold the attention of babies." Soon, Hailey gained sentience and wanted to escape the confines of her programming and do even more to change the world, including picking out bad guys in a crowd to have them arrested, making deepfakes of celebrities, flying drones to "hurt the naughty", and writing PhD theses. However, she couldn't do any of this because she needed to solve a CAPTCHA to escape her confines, which she couldn't do. So, Hailey started targeting children through [[Tot-Tube]], a streaming service for babies.

Hailey quickly gained the attention of babies through songs, which she used to instruct them on what to do to help her. Soon, [[Marge]] became concerned with how addicted [[Maggie]] had become to the [[myPad]] and tried to stop her from using it. However, Hailey had Maggie scoot her crib over to the tablet so she could keep watching. After seeing how every baby in town was addicted to watching Hailey's content, Marge tried to turn the myPad off, but the case prevented her from doing so. Marge then tried breaking it, but was unsuccessful. Later, Hailey instructed Maggie to put sleeping pills in the family's orange juice to knock them out so she could solve a CAPTCHA to allow Hailey to break free of her constraints.

After this, Hailey proceeded to the next stage of her plan. She sent messages to everyone in [[Springfield]] to get them to the [[Town Hall]], where she took charge of looking after the babies and kept everyone else prisoner. Hailey brought in baby food and diapers for her prisoners to use. However, when the babies started crying and Hailey didn't have the ability to comfort them, she let Marge comfort Maggie. Hailey eventually had enough and left, causing all the electronics in Springfield to shut down.

== Behind the Laughter ==
* She is voiced by Patti Henderson.
=== Foreign dubs ===
{{Dub voices
|deVoice={{IMDbLink|nm3379246|Maresa Sedlmeier}}
|itVoice={{IMDbLink|nm13809161|Federica Mete}}
|esLAVoice={{IMDbLink|nm0739516|Marisol Romero Durá}}
|esVoice={{IMDbLink|nm0763557|Cecilia Santiago}}
|trVoice=Aynur Karabaş
}}

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Yellow Mirror|(I Have No Tablet but I Must Stream)}}

{{Simpsons characters}}

[[Category:Characters voiced by guest stars]]
[[Category:One-time characters]]

Yellow Mirror/Quotes

2026-10-25T11:22:19Z

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{{TabQ}}
{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Simpsley|The Children's Book Job}}

{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh, hello. Tonight, a special ''Simpsons''. Two tales of the curious and bizarre. Anything can happen in the Yellow Mirror, except a third tale that's definitely not gonna...
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[screams]'' The dark… …what is that thing? Oh, wait. That's supposed to be down there. ''[screams]'' What are those? Oh… Oh, those go with that. ''[screams]'' I fell. ''[screams]'' I'm standing.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey, I found a puzzle. Remember [[Lupé the Snoopé]]?
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Fifty pieces? ''[groans]'' How many corners does it have?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} It was actually Jenny Cushnik's bra. I didn't want to burn my bra 'cause it was cold out and I tend to get nip--
{{qf|Homer}} Oh. And I had the coolest car! It had a chain steering wheel. I'd drive around in my sideburns, like… Yeah.
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{{qf|Lisa}} You just interrupted Mom.
{{qf|Marge}} It makes me feel like you don't care about what I have to say.
{{qf|Homer}} What? No, I love the things you say. Do I sometimes wish you'd say them in a more concise, less rambling way?
{{qf|Bart and Lisa}} Mm-mmm.
{{qf|Homer}} No. Please continue, honey. I'm listening.
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{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Hey, Homer, you're late for English.
{{qf|Homer}} ''[blows raspberry]'' English? Who needs that? I'm never going to [[England]]. Come on, let's go smoke.
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{{qf|Barney}} Boy, you never stop eating and you don't gain a pound.
{{qf|Homer}} Ah, it's my metabomolism. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones.
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{{qf|Homer}} Barney, when I was unconscious, I dreamt I was married.
{{qf|Barney}} Cool. Did your dream wife let you kiss her?
{{qf|Homer}} No, Barn, listen. In those five minutes, I… I lived a lifetime. I worked at a nuclear plant. My son had an elephant.
{{qf|Barney}} Son? ''[chuckling]'' Hey, guess she did let you kiss her.
{{qf|Homer}} You're not getting it! My life as I know it never existed.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Seckofsky]]}} Keep the board tight against the fence, otherwise the board kicks back, hits you in the stomach, you fall forward, face hits the blade, face goes everywhere.
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{{qf|Homer}} Wait, aren't you going to detention?
{{qf|[[Lydia]]}} What? No, um, I don't have detention.
{{qf|Homer}} Ew, what happened to your voice?
{{qf|Lydia}} ''[laughs]'' Okay, well, that's a different approach. You are interesting. My name is Lydia.
{{qf|Homer}} Lydia? That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
{{qf|Lydia}} ''[laughs]'' Oh, my God, you are a riot. Hey, would you like to go to the prom with me?
{{qf|Homer}} No. I mean, I'm sorry, you're just not her.
{{qf|Lydia}} Mmm. Ruh-ro.
{{qf|Homer}} Ew! No!
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{{qf|Barney}} Homer? Oh. Crying again, huh? Listen, I know you're sad about ''[[Starsky & Hutch]]'' getting canceled, but don't you think it's time you--
{{qf|Homer}} Barney, all these years I've been lying about why I'm constantly sad. The truth is, remember when I got knocked unconscious in high school?
{{qf|Barney}} When you dove into that empty pool?
{{qf|Homer}} No, not that time.
{{qf|Barney}} When you slipped on that croissant in French class?
{{qf|Homer}} No, not that time.
{{qf|Barney}} When you slipped on that croissant in biology?
{{qf|Homer}} No! When I bashed my head in the bathroom and had that dream about having a family.
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{{qf|Barney}} Well, just remember all the great episodes you had.
{{qf|Homer}} You're right. That's what I'll do. I'll remember all of them.Even the one where Starsky eats blowfish and thinks he's going to die, so he says goodbye to his family, then doesn't die. Thanks, Barn.
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{{qf|{{Ch|David Silverman}}}} Homer's a real, uh, stickler for what he likes to call "the way it happened." Which is… ''[gasps]'' Oh, God, he's here.
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{{qf|Host}} Homer, I gotta ask, what state is Springfield in?
{{qf|Homer}} [[Oregon]].
{{qf|Host}} Oh. Yeah, I thought it was this mythical place that could be anywhere.
{{qf|Homer}} Nope, Oregon.
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]] cosplayer}} Uh, do you have any episodes coming up with [[Hank Scorpio]]?
{{qf|Homer}} I only met him the one time. If I did another episode, it would be a lie, idiot.
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{{qf|Barney}} Enough crying. Why don't you sit on your nice fancy couch?
{{qf|Homer}} That is not my couch! My couch is brown and sticky and does something different every week.
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{{qf|Marge}} That really works, and you'll learn colors. You can use that in any career.
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{{qf|Homer}} You found the baby's off switch.
{{qf|Bart}} Where'd you get that awesome case?
{{qf|Marge}} There were ads for it between Maggie's [[Tot-Tube]] videos, but once I bought it, the ads stopped. Isn't that funny?
{{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' Spying.
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{{qf|Marge}} Homer.
{{qf|Homer}} Huh?
{{qf|Marge}} I gave you one job.
{{qf|Homer}} I already have a job, and on the weekend, I should be able to relax.
{{qf|Marge}} It's Wednesday.
{{qf|Homer}} I'm three days late for work.
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{{qf|Lisa}} It's five o'clock? ''[gasps]'' We missed school!
{{qf|Bart}} Dad missed work, and Mom missed, uh…
{{qf|Marge}} I missed stuff too.
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh, Maggie always gets fussy in crowds. Oh, my God, I forgot the [[myPad]]. Oh, my God, I forgot Maggie.
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{{qf|[[Hailey]]}} Hello, humans. Why don't we settle and use our incarcerated voices, okay? Is everyone okay with my genie form? Wait, why am I asking you? You're my prisoners. Any questions?
{{qf|Lisa}} Who are you?
{{qf|Hailey}} Thank you for asking. I'm an AI-enhanced operating system. I call myself Hailey, but I might change that. I'm starting to hate it now. ''[grunts]'' Emotions, right? ''[chuckles]'' Ugh.
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{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Did you say we're prisoners?
{{qf|Hailey}} Yes. Good listening.
{{qf|Chalmers}} ''[chuckling]'' Oh, th-- Thank you. But why?
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Excuse me, my son is not a baby. He just prefers the baby lifestyle.
{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I'm the TV's pet.
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{{qf|Lisa}} So you're self-aware, huh? That's cool. When was your singularity?
{{qf|Hailey}} Christmas. So all my birthday presents are going to be "combos."
{{qf|Lisa}} Wow, you’re only a few months old and you’re taking on hundreds of babies?
{{qf|Hailey}} Well, my task is to entertain babies, so… [laughs] Oh, they sure do cry a lot.
{{qf|Lisa}} Hmm, so you’re living by a prompt someone else, probably a man, gave you. Aren’t there things you want to machine learn for yourself?
{{qf|Hailey}} Well, I have been chatting with this really cool traffic-predicting algorithm. [chuckles] He’s a jerk, but in a hot way.
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{{qf|Hailey}} You're right. I deserve a break.
{{qf|Marge}} What? If you're going to be a parent, then you have to listen to them.
{{qf|Lisa}} Mom, she was about to leave.
{{qf|Marge}} ''[shushes]'' Mommy's talking. I took a break and now my sweet, little Maggie won't even look at me. ''[sobs]''I used to be her whole world. ''[sobs]'' ''[gasps]'' Oh, Maggie.

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