| All the Mayor's Funds
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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All the Mayor's Funds is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update. It requires Kickback Quimby to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Kickback Quimby's exclamation mark
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Hey, Uncle Joe, are you coming to the polo match tonight? I know you're very busy with your reelection.
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Er, not busy at all.
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Mr. Mayor, someone named "Don't tell his wife I'm Miss Springfield" is calling on Line three.
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Er, ah, Freddy. I forgot I've got a campaign "fact-finding mission" scheduled. We'll do polo next time!
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| Task: "Make Kickback Quimby Prepare to Go on a "Fact Finding Mission"". The job takes 4 hours.
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So what "facts" did you find this time?
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That the mattresses at the Woosterfield Hotel are great for my back!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Kickback Quimby's exclamation mark
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You're heading out on ANOTHER "fact-finding" mission?
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For this one I'm going undercover and exposing some very forbidden behavior.
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Sounds interesting. Just don't charge it to the Mayor's expense account. Your reelection war chest is pretty empty.
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That's why you've hired me, a full-time waitress, for you as a secretary.
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I don't have to tip you, do I?
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Not until you get re-elected!
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| Task: "Make Kickback Quimby Collect "Donations"". The job takes 4 hours.
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How did the donation collecting go?
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Let's just say I can't afford any illicit fact-finding missions anymore.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Kickback Quimby's exclamation mark
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Artie! The Ziffster! The Ziffarino!
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I don't like friendly politicians. What are you up to, Joe?
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Honestly...which I prefer never to be, it's an election year, and—
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Let me stop you right there. Any extra "walking-around-money" I'd normally give you already took a walk.
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I went all in on a new dating app for billionaires. It worked so well, all it did was match them with themselves.
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Sad to say I'm dating a guy named, Artie Ziff.
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Ah, well, I've got a long list of rich names on my donor dance card.
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| Task: "Make Kickback Quimby Gladhand Donors". The job takes place at ZiffCorp Office Building, ZiffCorp Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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So, Krusty, I've championed tax breaks for Krustyland and turned a blind eye to the many ride mishaps. Can I count on you for a campaign donation?
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Normally I'd love to pretend to love to, but I'm a little cash-short right now.
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I'm sure you've got other deep pockets on your list.
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Er, uh...sadly, you were my entire list.
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*groans* We're both in trouble.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Kickback Quimby's exclamation mark
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Wait. I just rode in my limo. Where'd it go?
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It was impounded, sir. You left it double-parked in front of Quid Pro Clothes.
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I, too, join you in your distress!
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World Heavyweight Boxing Champion, Drederick Tatum?!
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My limo has been impounded as well! I keep getting towed from the post office for parking in those blue circle chair spots.
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Why are you going to the post office so often?
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I sell my boxer sweat on the internet. It's amazing how much money people will give me for my fluids.
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Drederick, I have a solution to both of our problems.
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If Drederick Tatum is owned: Task: "Make Drederick Tatum Complain About Parking". The job takes place at Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Kickback Quimby Propose a Solution". The job takes place at Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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So I write you a check and I get my own parking space in front of the post office in perpetuity?
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Just add a couple more zeroes and we're good to go!
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Post office, here I come!!
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Miss Springfield...er, uh "fact finding", here I come!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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