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The Seven-Beer Snitch/Quotes

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Season 16 Episode Quotes
348 "Mobile Homer"
349
"The Seven-Beer Snitch"
"Future-Drama" 350


Homer: I only did what I had to do to survive... in a style befitting a French monarch.

Marge: Think, Marge think. Culture, vulture, birds of prey, pray in a church, The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, ghosts are scary, scary rhymes with Gary... That's it, architect Frank Gehry!

[After Otto has switched Homer's urine sample with his own.]
Mr. Burns: Simpson! I haven't see so many drugs in a wang, since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack, smack, uppers, downers, outers, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green goofers, yellow submarines, LSD, Mach-3, and trace amounts of... dewewehhhh, human urine?

Mr. Burns: I'll make these rioters regret their folly! This prison will make Abu Ghraib look like the Four Seasons.

Snake: Ha, ha! No Frank Gehry-designed prison can hold me!

Frank Gehry: And none of this would happen if it weren't for a letter written by a little girl.
Marge: I wrote that letter!
Frank Gehry: You wrote, "You are the bestest architect in the world"?
Marge: Well, aren't you?

Fat Tony: Gentlemen, we must determine which of our fellow inmates has become the Rodentus Incarcerarium.
Louie: You heard the boss! Find the rat!
Johnny Tightlips: I found the rat, and he's right here.
Frankie the Squealer: I ain't the rat! I'm the pigeon.
Legs: I thought you was the mole!
Johnny Tightlips: No, you're thinking of that guy who was the canary. But we can all agree, we work in a business with a very rich lexicon.
Season 16 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XV All's Fair in Oven War Sleeping with the Enemy She Used to Be My Girl Fat Man and Little Boy Midnight Rx Mommie Beerest Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass Pranksta Rap There's Something About Marrying On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister Goo Goo Gai Pan Mobile Homer The Seven-Beer Snitch Future-Drama Don't Fear the Roofer The Heartbroke Kid A Star Is Torn Thank God It's Doomsday Home Away from Homer The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star