The Onion

The Onion

Newspaper Information First appearance: "The Day the Earth Stood Cool"

The Onion is a satire newspaper read by hipster parents Terrence and Emily.

Features

The paper features satirical headlines, and news concerned with environmental issues and recent scientific studies. The paper's motto is: "America's Finest News Source".

Behind the Laughter

The Onion is a real newspaper.

Appearances

• Episode – "The Day the Earth Stood Cool"
• Episode – "Thanksgiving of Horror" (The Fourth Thursday After Tomorrow)

Newspapers

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