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Hey, Kids! It's Your Very Own Grease-Absorbent Krustyburger Souvenir Fun-Mat!

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Hey, Kids! It's Your Very Own Grease-Absorbent Krustyburger Souvenir Fun-Mat!
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Comic Story information
Released: March 2012
Comic series: Bart Simpson
Pages: 1/2
Written by: Patric M. Verrone


Hey, Kids! It's Your Very Own Grease-Absorbent Krustyburger Souvenir Fun-Mat! is a souvenir placemat from Krusty Burger in Bart Simpson first printed in Bart Simpson #69.

Plot[edit]

Things on the placemat at Krusty Burger:

Please donate to the Herschel Krustofski House - a home for attractive women looking for their big break in show biz.
KrustyBurger Goes Green: Even though this placemat isn't bio-degradable we save water by never washing the trays!
Check the map for the Krusty Burger nearest you. When in Springfield, be sure to visit the original Krusty Burger
Some fast food restaurants disguise the nutritional content of their food with enough numerical percentages to confuse a Vegas bookmaker. Not Krusty Burger! We know that you're either not interested or too scared to ask.

Reprints[edit]

Comic issue Release date Country
Bart Simpson #43 January 31, 2013 800px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png


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