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Another Simpsons Clip Show/Quotes

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Season 6 Episode Quotes
105 "Lisa's Rival"
106
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
"Itchy & Scratchy Land" 107


Marge: Homer, this is important. Give me some sign that you're awake.
[Homer burps.]

Homer: Marge, it's 3:00 am and I worked all day.
Marge: It's 9:30 pm and you spent the whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool.

Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
Bart: It's a new episode.
Lisa: Not exactly... they pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth.
Bart: Really?
Lisa: Ren and Stimpy do it all the time.
Marge: Yes they do, and when was the last time you heard anyone talk about Ren and Stimpy?

Bart: What happened to Mindy?
Marge: Yes, what did happen to her?
Homer: Ehh, she hit the bottle pretty hard and lost her job.
Marge: Hmph. Good.

Marge: I give up. Did anybody learn anything about love tonight?
Bart: We learned it screws everybody up.
Marge: Well, there's that side of it, but there's also....oh, help me out here, Lisa.
Lisa: Sorry, Mom. I've decided to save my love for someone who's guaranteed not to reject me. [pulls out Non-Threatening Boys Magazine] Soon, Corey, soon.
Season 6 Quotes
Bart of Darkness Lisa's Rival Another Simpsons Clip Show Itchy & Scratchy Land Sideshow Bob Roberts Treehouse of Horror V Bart's Girlfriend Lisa on Ice Homer Badman Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy Fear of Flying Homer the Great And Maggie Makes Three Bart's Comet Homie the Clown Bart vs. Australia Homer vs. Patty and Selma A Star Is Burns Lisa's Wedding Two Dozen and One Greyhounds The PTA Disbands 'Round Springfield The Springfield Connection Lemon of Troy Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)