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This article is about the Tapped Out's Halloween content update from 2013. For other year's Tapped Out Halloween content updates, see TSTO Halloween Content Updates.
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Halloween 2013 content update is the thirty-third, and second Halloween, content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out. The update was released on October 1, 2013, as version 4.5.0. The event finished on November 7, 2013.

2012's Halloween event saw the player squishing zombies in order to receive currency, and in this update, the zombies are replaced with ghosts. The player must 'pop' ghosts in order to acquire GOO, the currency this update. Also, this time, instead of toilet paper-ing and egging friends' houses, the player can haunt them!

Treehouse of Horror Update 2013 Trailer was used to advertise the event.

Contents

Description

Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXIV guide.png

Ghosts have risen from beyond the grave and are haunting the town of Springfield. You've tested yourself against zombies and snakes, so saving the town from the invading ghosts and gremlins should be no problem. With new ghastly characters, scary buildings, and a slew of creepy decorations and quests, this update is frighteningly fun. Plus, don't miss Treehouse of Horror XXIV on FOX, Sunday October 6th, for your chance to unlock a unique outfit for Homer.

Returning items

Several items from the Halloween 2012 content update were re-added in the update, for the benefit of the players whom missed the 2012's event.

Characters

Image Name Costs
Tapped Out Witch Marge.png Marge The Witch Unlocked via purchase of Cauldron
Tapped Raven.png The Raven Donut Tapped Out.png30
Tapped Out Devil Flanders.png Devil Flanders Donut Tapped Out.png75
Tapped Out Talking Krusty Doll.png Talking Krusty Doll Donut Tapped Out.png60
Tapped Out Burns Monster.png Burns Monster Donut Tapped Out.png25

Buildings

Image Name Costs
Springfield Cemetery Tapped Out.png Springfield Cemetery Donut Tapped Out.png75
Pet Cemetery Tapped Out.png Springfield Pet Cemetery Donut Tapped Out.png70
House of Evil Tapped Out.png House of Evil Donut Tapped Out.png45
Bad Dream House Tapped Out.png Bad Dream House Donut Tapped Out.png85
Heck House Tapped Out.png Heck House
(façade)
Donut Tapped Out.png40

Decorations

Image Name Costs
Tapped Out Cauldron.png Cauldron Donut Tapped Out.png75
UNLOCKS Marge The Witch
Tapped Out Spooky Tree.png Spooky Tree Cash.png325
Tapped Out Dead Tree.png Dead Tree Cash.png270
Tapped Out Mausoleum.png Mausoleum Donut Tapped Out.png60
Tapped Out Jack-o-Lantern.png Jack-o-Lantern Cash.png135
Tapped Out Pumpkin Patch.png Pumpkin Patch Cash.png450

Characters

Note: characters in red are prizes; characters in purple are community prizes.
Image Name Unlock message Unlock method/Costs
Booberella.png Booberella I hate playing with NOOOBs! Donut Tapped Out.png100
Clawing Zombie Tapped Out.png Clawing Zombie *Meow* (I can has brains?) Community Prize:
requires Tapped Out Goo.png10 billion to have been collected.
Crazy Zombie Tapped Out.png Crazy Zombie Not Brains! Donut Tapped Out.png12
Frog Prince.png Frog Prince Every moment I live is agony. Community Prize:
requires Tapped Out Goo.png20 billion to have been collected.
Homer Strongman.png Homer Strongman (Costume) I'm in the best shape anyone is, in the 1930's
Snorky.png King Snorky Snorky… talk… man. Tapped Out Goo.png5,250
Kodos Tapped Out.png Kodos I love humans, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
Count Burns.png Count Burns (Costume) No Smithers, I vant to suck your BLOOD! Burns coffin
Maude's ghost.png Maude Flanders Ghost Wait — who's Edna Krabappel?
Senile Zombie Tapped Out.png Senile Zombie Brains? Donut Tapped Out.png12
Tapped Out Shuffling Zombie.png Shuffling Zombie Brains…. Tapped Out Goo.png2,000
Snarling Zombie Tapped Out.png Snarling Zombie *Woof* (Brains…) Cash.png50,000
Suzanne the Witch.png Susane the Witch Those amber alert phone messages have really cut into my children eating. Gingerbread House

Ghosts

The following is a gallery of images relating to the ghosts (excluding Maude) in the game:

'Haunted' characters

The following is a gallery of images showcasing a character's appearance upon their haunting by ghosts, ordered by level unlock:

Note: Fat Tony was unlocked through an episode tie-in, but is located in order of level unlock in this gallery.
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Buildings

Note: Buildings in red are prizes, buildings in purple are community prizes and buildings in green are both a prize and a Krustyland building.
Image Name Building time Costs/Requires to be unlocked Task Character(s) unlocked when built
Ultrahouse 3000 Tapped Out.png Ultrahouse 2 Tapped Out Goo.png4,000
First Church of Lard Lad Tapped Out.png First Church of Lard Lad Community Prize:
requires Tapped Out Goo.png5 billion to have been collected.
Worshipping the Holy Donut
Fortune Teller Tapped Out.png Gypsy Fortune Teller Store 24h Cash.png2,000 Putting curses on Non-paying Customers
Gingerbread House Tapped Out.png Gingerbread House Tapped Out Goo.png10,000 Susane the Witch
King Homer's Skyscraper Tapped Out.png King Homer's Skyscraper Community Prize:
requires Tapped Out Goo.png30 billion to have been collected.
Pumpkin House Tapped Out.png Pumpkin House Tapped Out Goo.png100 Violating Every Building Code
Kang's Center Dome Tapped Out.png Twirl 'N' Hurl Tapped Out Goo.png6,500

Decorations

Note: Decorations in red are prizes.
Image Name Building time Costs/Requires to be unlocked Task Character(s) unlocked when built
Ancient Burial Ground Tapped Out.png Ancient Burial Ground Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out Goo.png500 to obtain via prize system
Summoning Spirits
Burns Coffin Tapped Out.png Burns Coffin Tapped Out Goo.png8,000 Count Burns
Tapped Out Freak Mobile.png Freak Mobile Donut Tapped Out.png35
Freak Show Tent Tapped Out.png Freak Show Tent Cash.png760
Ghost Zapper Tapped Out.png Ghost Zapper Donut Tapped Out.png60
Tapped Out Peanut Cart.png Peanut Cart Cash.png520
Tapped Out Ray Gun.png Ray Gun Donut Tapped Out.png150 Kodos
Tapped Out Spooky Wall.png Spooky Wall Donut Tapped Out.png1
Tapped Out Victorian UFO.png Victorian UFO Tapped Out Goo.png3,000
Tapped Out Wailing Wall.png Wailing Wall Donut Tapped Out.png50

Gremlin

Gremlin artwork.

A chance to collect a Gremlin is possible when a ghost is popped. Gremlins are stored, like currency, and when the player enters a friend's town, they have the option to release a Gremlin or not. If the Gremlin is caught by the friend player within four hours of it being released, the player who released it gets rewarded with Tapped Out Goo.png2. If the friend player does not catch the Gremlin within four hours, the player who released it gets rewarded with Tapped Out Goo.png4.

Simpson Attic

For the gameplay involving the costume unlocked through this system go here.

With the update, the "Simpson Attic" system was added. Leading up to the premiere of "Treehouse of Horror XXIV", the player would have to obtain an item each day through popping ghosts. If the player collected them all, they would get a chance at winning a Strongman Homer costume, on the day of the episode's first airing.

Description

Pop Ghosts to find new items, or as we call them, "frightems!" Collect them all to unlock a prize. A new frightem is released each day from our servers, or as we call them, "fearvers."

Items

Name Flaming Hoop Barbell Leotard Top Hat
Image Tapped Out Flaming Hoop.png Tapped Out Barbell.png Tapped Out Leotard.png Tapped Out Tophat.png
Day Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday

Quotes after unlocking a "frightem"

Wednesday

After collecting Wednesday's frightem:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png A flaming hoop! I better save this in case someday I get poodles that want to jump through things.
Message Tapped Simpson Attic1.png

Thursday

After collecting Thursday's frightem:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This barbell will come handy if I ever have two side-by-side stacks of giant paper that I need to stop blowing away.

Friday

After collecting Friday's frightem:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This leotard will be great for attending classes of that new exercise I invented... Pie-lates.

Saturday

After collecting Saturday's frightem:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png A circus Ringmaster's hat. This will be useful next time I need to boss around an acrobat.
Message Tapped Out Message All Frightems.png

Sunday (Question)

The question on Sunday is:

"What item of Moe's does Homer covet in this season's Treehouse of Horrors episode?"
Emerald Ring.png An Emerald Ring Tapped Out Tick.png
Sapphire Tie Clip.png A Sapphire Tie Clip Tapped Out Cross.png
Ruby Nipple-Stud.png A Ruby Nipple-Stud Tapped Out Cross.png
After selecting the right answer the player recieves "Strongman Homer" and Donut Tapped Out.png10
Unlock Costume Homer Strongman Unlock Message.png

Gameplay

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 1

Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I think our house is haunted. Last night I heard ghostly moans and shrieks, and I saw a strange figure draped in chains.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That was me wearing a chain of 50 sausage links. The shrieking was me later realizing I'd eaten them all.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png As always, there's a perfectly logical although disturbing explanation.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yes. But there were also ghosts.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What?! Our house really is haunted? We better call in trained professional.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We can't afford that. Let's go see an unlicensed quack.
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Gypsy Fortune Teller Shop". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Build Fortune Teller Tapped Out.png
Tapped Out Gypsy Icon.png So, you seek the old gypsy's help because you are troubled by ghosts.
Tapped Out Gypsy Icon.png And yet when I ring your doorbell selling herbal supplements, it's “nobody home, gypsy.”
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Please, just tell us why we're being haunted.
Tapped Out Gypsy Icon.png The spirits are angry, and seek justice for wrongs done to them in their Earthly lives. And ghost justice involves possessing people – it's neat to see!
Tapped Out Gypsy Icon.png I'll tell you how to get rid of them if you buy 10 jars of my house gingko blend.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Nobody home, gypsy.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What if we were to just pop the ghosts. Then we could collect their “ghostly organofluid outflow”, or GOO.
Tapped Out Gypsy Icon.png Very smart, little girl. I foretell that in the future you will have trouble finding a date. How did you learn about GOO, anyway?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Google.
Message Event is now open

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 2

The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 2" which is to "Pop Ghosts and Collect their GOO" (x10)". The player receives total Tapped Out Goo.png25 and XP.png10 in reward
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Man, I popped ten ghosts and they still keep coming. What is there, a ghost bubble machine somewhere?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png We'll get our friends to help pop ghosts, and make sure they get nice rewards. Maybe some pop-corn! *giggles*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I get it. “Pop” cause you pop them, and “corn” cause that joke's corny.

Upon 'popping' a Gremlin:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What is that thing? It's simultaneously cute and terrifying, like my daughter Maggie.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It's a Gremlin, a creature so unsafe an American-made car was named after it.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png They're attracted by GOO like a senior citizen is drawn to pureed hamburger.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, do you think if I set this little guy free in the other Springfields it would steal me some of their GOO?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Either that or make their school buses crash.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Worth a try.
Message Tapped ReleaseGremlins Message.png

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 3

After tapping on Ned Flanders's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, I hate to be a specter hector, but your ghosts are all over the Flanders homestead.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png And they're gumming up the Kwik-E-Mart worse than Squishee syrup gums up your intestines.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Their otherworldly shrieks are so laoud I can't hear my video game, “Ghost Scream III”.
Message Tapped PopGhosts Message.png
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 3" which is to "Remove Ghosts from Haunted Buildings" (x3)". The player receives total Tapped Out Goo.png25 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, I'm sorry dinner's late but two poltergeists were playing keep-away with the pork chops.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Then we must take drastic action… and see that annoying gypsy again.

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Gypsy Icon.png So, you return, just as I foresaw — when I saw you walking up on the security camera.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Nice gypsy, we need to summon a spirit and ask why it is so angry.
Tapped Out Gypsy Icon.png Very well! Hold hands in a circle while I enter my trance.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Look! Her eyes are rolled up in her head!
Tapped Out Gypsy Icon.png (BABYLONIAN BABBLING)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *gasp* She's speaking in tongues! I wonder what she's saying.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It better not be that she charges by the hour.
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 4" which is to "Make Homer Listen to the Gypsy's Babbling". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out Goo.png35 and XP.png160 in reward.
Tapped Out Gypsy Icon.png Someone is here! Unquiet soul, what is your name?
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png Maude Flanders.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png O unattractive and boring spirit, why are you angry at us?
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png You killed me with a T-shirt cannon. Why do you think?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The spirit speaks in riddles. Send it back and get another one.
New Character Tapped Out Maude New Character.png

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 5

After tapping on Maude's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It's so nice to see you, Maude. You don't look a minute older than the day Homer killed you.
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png That how it works. Noe hear me! Three ghosts are angry at Homer! I am the first.
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png We have raised the an army of the dead to haunt Springfield until Homer makes each one of us a sacrifice.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What, like giving up beer for 15 minutes? ‘Cause that he can't do.
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png I wish to possess Homer's body and spend one more day with my beloved Ned!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, but no taking my possessed body past first base.
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 5" which is to "Make Maude Possess Homer" ,"Make Homer Get Possessed by Maude", and "Make Ned Spend Time with Possessed Homer". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out Goo.png40 and XP.png310 in reward.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It was wonderful to spend time with you again Maude. But, don't you want to see Rod and Todd?
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png Eh. Now that I've been away from them for a while, they kinda creep me out.

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What are all these pesky Gremlins doing here? Shoo! Shoo!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, Marge, I brought them here. They love GOO, any GOO. So I'm going to have them clear our stuck drains.
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 6" which is to "Make Homer Use Gremlins to Clean Drains". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out Goo.png25, Cash.png600 and XP.png160 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *moan* The gremlins cleaned out my drains, but then they ate my gooey cheese and chocolate pudding.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png On the other hand, a plumber would do the same thing and also charge you money.

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Grimes Icon.png Homer Simpson! It's is me, Frank Grimes… the only man to ever truly hate you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Grimsey ol' buddy! Great to see you, pal! How're you doing, amigo?
Tapped Out Grimes Icon.png Poorly! I killed myself acting like an idiot. And the idiot I was acting like was you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sounds like my best friend is looking to be appeased.
Tapped Out Grimes Icon.png I want you to go to the power plant and tell everyone how I was always better than you.
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 7" which is to "Reach level 11 and Build the Control Building" and "Make Homer Praise Frank Grimes". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out Goo.png30 and XP.png110 in reward.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png No doubt about it, Frank Grimes was a great guy.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png But you know who's better? Homer. For saying such nice things about Frank.
Tapped Out Grimes Icon.png Dammit!

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 8

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png These ghosts are driving me crazy. They look into the future and tell everyone tomorrow's winning scratcher numbers.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I'm going to reincarnate them as birds. Let's see what it sounds like when doves cry!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'm going to sprinkle holy water on them.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I'm going to argue them away by pointing out that according to science they can't exist.
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 8" which is to "Make Apu Reincarnate Ghosts", "Make Ned Sprinkle Ghosts with Holy Water" and "Make Prof. Frink Have an Epistomolgical Argument with Ghosts". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out Goo.png35 and XP.png525 in reward.

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Finally, a ghost with a sense of style.
Tapped Out Bont Icon.png My name is Bont. James Bont. British secret agent supreme. At least, I was until you got me killed by Hank Scorpio.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, Hank still sends me candies at Christmas for that.
Tapped Out Bont Icon.png To appease my fury, you must let me take over your body, fight supervillians, and make love to a beautiful exotic woman.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, I was supposed to work today, but I guess I can call in possessed.
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 9" which is to "Make Homer Get Possessed by Bont and Live Another Day". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out Goo.png30 and XP.png110 in reward.

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 10

Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Pardon me, Mrs. Gypsy, but my dad appeased Maude Flanders, Frank Grimes and James Bont. How come we're still haunted?
Tapped Out Gypsy Icon.png I feel the presence of other, older spirits who are also angry at this town. I sense unspeakable horror… and a tent.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Sounds like my last Girl Scout camping trip.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Just kidding. Girl Scouts are great. Please don't cut off my cookies.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Anyway, my only clue is an old tent.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Time to do some research in back issues of our town's longest continuously published newspaper: The Springfield Elementary Daily 4th Gradian.
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 10" which is to "Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library" and "Make Lisa Research Old History". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 11

Tapped Out Bont Icon.png I say, Homer, can I possess you one more time? All my missions end with me making love to a beautiful and exotic woman.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, okay. But don't tell my wife.
Tapped Out Bont Icon.png That'll be tricky. The woman I'm thinking of IS your wife.
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 11" which is to "Reach Level 16 and Build the Gilded Truffle", "Make Homer Get Possessed by Bont and Romance Marge", and "Make Marge Spend Time with Possessed Homer". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out Goo.png6 and XP.png150 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, how was your date with us?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Fantastic! Although James Bont had this really weird thing for my hair.

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 12

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hiya, Lisa. You look down in the dumps. Although that's still better than I feel at my happiest.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I've been trying to find out about a tent of horror that used to be in Springfield, but I haven't learned anything.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Horrible tent? That sounds like the old Freak Show exhibit, from the 1930s.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png My grandfather was the chief attraction there. I'm named after him: “Repulsive Moe Syzslak”.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The Freak Show Tent! It's so politically incorrect I never thought of it. Moe, you're a genius!
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 12" which is to "Place the Freak Show Tent".
Place Freak Show Tent Tapped Out.png

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 13

Tapped Out Freak1 icon.png We are the ghosts of the freaks — the sword swallower, the bearded lady, the guy who can put his whole foot in this mouth… and others.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What must we do to end your anger?
Tapped Out Freak2 icon.png We will tell you. After you watch the Freak Show performance.
Tapped Out Freak1 icon.png Please feel free to tip. We're dead, so we can't use the money but we appreciate the sentiment.
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 13" which is to "Make Lisa and Moe Watch the Freaks (x2)". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,300 and XP.png310 in reward.

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 14

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Okay, we watched all you freaks doing your stuff. Really made me feel better about myself.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What do you want, O ghosts, so you may rest quietly in eternal peace?
Tapped Out Freak1 icon.png That's what's gonna happen to us? I thought we got to go on a big spring break party in Ghost Cancun. Oh well.
Tapped Out Freak2 icon.png We demand… back pay! Our old boss never paid us the money he owed us. And then we all died.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay. What's the name of your old boss?
Tapped Out Freak1 icon.png That mystery you must solve for yourself!
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 14" which is to "Make Lisa Solve the Freak Show Tent Mystery". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out Goo.png10 and XP.png160 in reward.
Once Lisa is inside Springfield Library:
Tapped Out Gypsy Icon.png The spirits want to help you, Lisa, so they're sending a message: “CEBCREGL BS OHEAFHZ”.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh great, she's speaking in tongues again.
Note: Before Lisa finishes her "Make Lisa Solve the Freak Show Tent Mystery" task, if the player taps on Mr. Burns , they will see an option in his job list to "Confess". It is a six second task, which rewards the player with Donut Tapped Out.png6 and XP.png1 - for solving the mystery!
Message: You solved the mystery for Lisa.png
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow… you must be very smart… But I'm going to stay at the library and figure it out for myself. I could never respect myself if I'd just looked up the answer on the internet.

The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 15

After tapping on Burns's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png So, you've discovered the truth.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png My grandfather, Montgomery Burnsum, ran the old freak show, before he changed his name to make it less ethnic.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png To stop the ghosts all you have to do is give their back pay to their descendants – five bucks.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Forget it. I already pay enough weirdos and goofballs at the plant as it is.
Tapped Out Freak2 icon.png Then all the ghosts of Springfield will haunt you!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png These ghosts are picketing my plant day and night. They're worse than the Teamsters.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png There must be some way to stop them. Smithers, hire a force of magical Pinkerton detectives to bonk them on the head.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I'll do my best, sir.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png In the meantime, I'll check the Necronomicon!
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 15" which is to "Make Burns Read from the Necronomicon". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png175 and XP.png45 in reward.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png You're looking cheerful, sir.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Yes indeed. I've discovered that GOO burns! Who needs expensive uranium when I can power my plant with cheap, stinky, GOO.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png You do realize you are using the essence of human souls to power light bulbs.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Hey, I'm a capitalist. Burning human souls is what I do.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png So keep those ghosts coming, and collect all the GOO you can!

Prize Gameplay

Pumpkin House

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Boy, you can tell housing prices have really shot up when people have to live inside giant vegetables.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png According to the realtor's brochure, it's a fairy tale cottage. Although that could just be marketing hype.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Nutmeg floors, cinnamon fixtures…mmm, edible floorplan!
The player receives "Pumpkin House" which is to "Make Homer Attempt to Eat the Pumpkin House". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png600 and XP.png150 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *burp* Pretty good, although that was a lot of vegetables. I'm ready for some meat.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, up the street there's a little old lady who's selling a shoe.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Shoe leather… the poor man's beef jerky. Let's go!

Ancient Burial Ground

Ancient Burial Ground Pt. 1
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This sacred place holds the bones of the Native Americans who once roamed this land in peace with Mother Earth.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png According to this sign, it's also the future site of “Dirty Redskin's RV Roundup.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's so offensive! I'm going to start a petition to stop it. And there's nothing as indignant as an eight-year-old child.
The player receives "Ancient Burial Ground Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lisa Prepare an Indignant Petition". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

Ancient Burial Ground Pt. 2
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Native American spirits, my petition has succeeded. They won't be building an RV dealership on your burial ground.
Tapped Out Nativeamericanspirit Icon.png Thank you, Lisa. Now we may rest in peace.
Tapped Out Cavemanspirit Icon.png Great, but what about us? You Indians built your burial ground on top of our caveman body dump!
Tapped Out Mastodonghost Icon.png What about US?! You dumped your caveman bodies on our mastodon death field!
Tapped Out Cavemanspirit Icon.png If you don't like it you shouldn't have gone extinct!
The player receives "Ancient Burial Ground Pt. 2" which is to "Make Lisa Mediate Land Rights Between Angry Spirits". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Tapped Out Goo.png25, Cash.png70 and XP.png27 in reward.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I can't belive we couldn't find a comprise you could all live with.
Tapped Out Mastodonghost Icon.png We can't live with anything we're dead.
Message Tapped Mastodon Message.png

Vaccum Tool

After unlocked the Vaccum Tool
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Congratulations! You've just acquired the latest in ghost disposal technology from Frink Removal Incorporated, or FRINC.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It looks like one of those little robots that vacuums up dirt, but it's completely and utterly different. It's a little robot that vacuums up ghosts.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, let's suck soul. Where does it plug in?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It doesn't! In a major convenience, it runs for fifteen minutes at a time on two pounds of uranium.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh, that's lucky. I have a couple uranium rods in my pocket. I put them there to keep my genitals warm.
Message Tapped VaccumTool Message.png

Kang with Victorian UFO

We Come in Pieces! Pt. 1
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Peaceful greetings, puny human!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png A real live alien! Welcome to Earth, friend!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Let us live in friendship, and let us not deploy the beacon that summons the Rigelian invasion fleet!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh… okay.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png That's one thing I wish you not to worry about. No one is deploying any beacons!
The player receives "We Come in Pieces! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Kang Deploy the Beacon". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png600 and XP.png150 in reward.

We Come in Pieces! Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mr Alien, sir–
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Please, call me Kang the Enslaver of Worlds! How can I help, friend human?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There are so many problems with Earth: global warming, polluted water supplies, and, worst of all, gluten.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Do you have any advanced technology that could heal the planet?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Of course! Let me just get it over here.
The player receives "We Come in Pieces! Pt. 2" which is to "Make Kang Activate the Beacon". It takes 10 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png26 and XP.png7 in reward.

We Come in Pieces! Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mr. Kang, according to Salon, the planet is still doomed. I thought you were going to help us?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Give everyone these alien power crystals. This will protect them from all future calamities.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This appears to be common table salt.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Don't be idiotic! What would be the point of salting humans?
The player receives "We Come in Pieces! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kang Properly Season Humans". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png350 and XP.png90 in reward.

We Come in Pieces! Pt. 4
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Bwa-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-haaaa!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What's so funny?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png The Rigellian fleet will be here in moments! You are about to become dinner!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Seriously? You'd fly all the way across the galaxy just to eat us?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Of course! In all the universe, there is no food as well-marbled as the American human!
The player receives "We Come in Pieces! Pt. 4" which is to "Make Kang 8-Hour Evil Laugh". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png420 and XP.png105 in reward.

We Come in Pieces! Pt. 5
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Excuse me? Your beacon is beeping.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Huh. It appears my Message of Summoning didn't go through to the invasion fleet.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, reception kinda stinks here in New Springfield. I'm working on it.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Please, sit patiently while I resend the message that signals your doom.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No way! Come on, follow puny humans — get him!
The player receives "We Come in Pieces! Pt. 5" which is to "Make Kang Run from Puny Humans". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,000 and XP.png225 in reward.

Ultrahouse 2

Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Welcome to the latest in modern dwellings from Frinklin Homes, the Ultrahouse 2.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Controlled by an artificial intelligence designed to guarantee your every comfort, with the mood lighting and the climate control and the witty reparTAY!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Forget it. Last time we bought an Ultrahouse, it fell in love with my wife and tried to murder me. And it kept recording over my shows.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png This Ultrahouse has been completely reprogrammed. I can assure you, it has zero interest in women.
Tapped Out Ultrahouse 2 Icon.png Hello, Homer. My you're an adorable chubby. How'd you like to have a drink with me?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png The Ultrahouse 2 is gay?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now Marge, be tolerant. If an alternatively-oriented robotic dwelling wants to show me a good time, I say let it-him.
The player receives "Ultrahouse 2" which is to "Make Homer Share a Romantic Evening with the Ultrahouse 2". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png600 and XP.png150 in reward.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png So how'd your date with the Ultrahouse go, Dad?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Nice, but then he proposed a criss-cross where he murders Marge for me and I kill a bisexual garage in Shelbyville for him.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Pfft. Men.
Kodos starts fly around in the town.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I reckon it's the hillbilly's job to point out the alien craft menacing our skies?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I have positively identified this flying object as an unidentifiable flying object.
If the player didn't bought the Ray Gun last year.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png We must construct the Frink Ray Gun immediately!
You can buy a Ray Gun from the Store and startle Kodos out of his complacency.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I'm not concerned. Humans are known thoughout the galaxy for being too cheap to spend donuts on ray guns.

(Please go to the Ray Gun section for the rest of the gameplay involving Kodos.)

King Snorky

King Snorky Pt. 1
After tapping on Snorky's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png King Snorky! The dolphin overlord who conquered Springfield and made us all move to the sea! My toes are still wrinkly from the sea water.
Tapped Out King Snorky Icon.png A fate you richly deserved for humiliating me at Marine World… making me play with a beach ball like a common seal.
Message Tapped Snorky Message.png
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid King Snorky. My fingernails are all scratched out.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Maybe we can get rid of him if we bribe him with a can of tuna fish.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Tuna, eh? The irresistible drug for jerks of the sea. To the Kwik-E-Mart!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png We sell delicious “Horse of the Sea” brand tuna fish. Which would you prefer, solid or chunky style?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Um… well… I guess… um…
The player receives "King Snorky Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Agonize over Which Style of Tuna To Buy". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png420 and XP.png100 in reward.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Thank you, choose again!

King Snorky Pt. 2
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh cruel fish, we bring you an offering of tuna, so you will leave our town in peace. I got chunky and solid, your choice.
Tapped Out King Snorky Icon.png Tuna fish! You know how many dolphins have been trapped in tuna nets? Is… is that a chunk of blowhole?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Take it easy. You can eat around the blowhole.
Tapped Out King Snorky Icon.png Now I'm really mad. Stand still while I insult you in dolphin. Squeak, pop, pop, squeak…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Man, who knew there were so many words for “fat” in dolphin.
The player receives "King Snorky Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Cry after being Insulted by a Sea Mammal". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png175 and XP.png45 in reward.

King Snorky Pt. 3
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh King Snorky, I've got another present for you.
Tapped Out King Snorky Icon.png A beach ball! The symbol of my imprisonment at Marine World? How dare you?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Come on widdle dolphin. Who wants a pretty ball? Who wants a pretty ball?
Tapped Out King Snorky Icon.png If you think I'm going to… I… um… I want that ball! Let me play with that ball!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That ought to keep old Herring Head busy for a while.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Nice going, dad. You're a real pop, squeak, pop-pop squeak genius.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why you little! How dare you insult me in dolphin.
The player receives "King Snorky Pt. 3" which is to "Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse", "Make Homer Strangle Bart at Home" and "Make Bart Get Strangled at Home". It takes 8hours and the player receives total Cash.png175 and XP.png45 in reward.

Twirl 'N' Hurl

Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Cool! The “Twirl ‘N' Hurl,” a brand new Krustyland ride. High speed spins, over-the-top loops…
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Time to give it the Bart barf baptism.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png The juvenile Earthling has fallen for the oldest trick in the boo: a trans-neuronic brain enslaver disguised as an amusement park ride.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Each lopp-de-loop will erode his will, until he must obey any command I give.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Even cleaning my excretion pores, which believe me, I cannot pay people enough to do.
The player receives "Twirl 'N' Hurl" which is to "Build the Twirl 'N' Hurl" and "Make Bart Ride the Twirl ‘N' Hurl". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png166 and XP.png125 in reward.
Build Kang's Center Dome Tapped Out.png
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png You monster! Set that child free! He still have money to spend here.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png You are too late to stop me. Bart is in my power and will obey my commands.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Really? Can you make him buy the crappy souvenirs at my gift shop?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png That's going to take a lot more rides on the brain enslaver.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I got time.

Count Burns with Burns Coffin

Count Burns Pt. 1
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png Night falls, and Springfield lies beneath my feet like a giant blood buffet.
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png Now to take in bat form and bat-errify the city!
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png Ow. Darn it, my wings are all cracked and dry. Time to apply some leather conditioner.
The player receives "Count Burns Pt. 1" which is to "Make Count Burns Rub Lotion into his Wings". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png420 and XP.png100 in reward.

Count Burns Pt. 2
After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png I'm famished. Time to find an unsuspecting victim to join me for “sipper”.
The player receives "Count Burns Pt. 2" which is to "Make Count Burns Stalk Victims". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png70 and XP.png17 in reward.

Count Burns Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stop right there, vampire. I'm here to put an end to your evil evil-doing.
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png Then you shall become my first victim of the evening! Now let's see, jugular or femoral artery?
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png Femoral has more blood, but it's located in the crotch.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You can't hurt me. I'm wearing a string of garlic around my neck.
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png I don't see any garlic.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I… uh… oh. I ate it.
The player receives "Count Burns Pt. 3" which is to "Make Count Burns Drink Homers Blood" and "Make Homer Get Sucked". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png325 and XP.png90 in reward.
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png Well, that was unsatisfying. I have two inch fangs but they were still to short to get through his neck fat.

Count Burns Pt. 4
After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png Confound it, if I don't get some blood soon I'll un-die.
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png Ah, here's a likely-looking fellow. I'll drain him like a bag of ketchup!
The player receives "Count Burns Pt. 4" which is to "Make Count Burns Drink Blood". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png175 and XP.png45 in reward.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Whoa, what happened? I feel dizzy, lightheaded, and confused.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Thank god all I have to do is drive a school bus full of children.

Count Burns Pt. 5
After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png I don't know what was in that bus driver's blood, but I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat a bag of cookies and listen to Bob Marley.
The player receives "Count Burns Pt. 5" which is to "Make Count Burns Chill Out to Reggae". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png420 and XP.png100 in reward.

Count Burns Pt. 6
After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png Bah, wandering about town in search of a decent meal is no way for a vampire industrialist to live.
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png I need a more reliable source of healthy food.
The player receives "Count Burns Pt. 6" which is to "Reach Level 24 and and Build Springfield General Hospital" and "Make Count Burns Make a Large Donation". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png175 and XP.png45 in reward.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Mr. Burns, I can't thank you enough for endowing a new wing at Springfield Hospital.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Although I'm not sure we need fourteen million gallons of capacity for donated blood.
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png Well, you know what they say: he who pays and then drains the life out of the piper calls the tunes.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png And what are those human-sized tubes with the pistons inside?
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png Juicers.

Suzanne the Witch with Gingerbread House

Hex in The City Pt. 1
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hm. Warty nose. Squinty eyes. Out-of-date clothes. She must be a game designer.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Dad' it's that witch from the Enchanted Forest. She eats little children!
Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon.png Oh, not any more. I spent six months at a rehab center for fairy tale eating disorders, and I'm totally cured.
Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon.png Met a lot of nice bridge trolls there.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You say you're cured, but there's only one way to be sure. Bart, try to get the witch to eat you.
The player receives "Hex in The City Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Tempt the Witch with a Succulent Bart", "Make Bart Be Tempting" and "Make Suzanne the Witch Be Tempted". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png175 and XP.png45 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Aha! I knew it! There are bite marks on Bart's arm.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Dad, you did that.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, you really know how to make yourself look delicious.

Hex in The City Pt. 2
After tapping on Suzanne the Witch's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Suzanne, what do you do for a living now that you're out of the fairy tale business?
Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon.png I'm a magical nanny! My friend Sherry Bobbins suggested it. She used to eat kids too.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png A nanny sounds great, but I'm not sure we can afford it. As it is we pay the babysitter by doing her homework.
Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon.png Oh, magical nannies don't take money. Just some trifle or other… that is the most dear and precious thing to your heart!*evil cackling*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Boy, that cackling would sure cheer up the house. You're hired!
The player receives "Hex in The City Pt. 2" which is to "Make Suzanne the Witch Nanny for the Simpsons". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png600 and XP.png150 in reward.

Hex in The City Pt. 3
After tapping on Suzanne the Witch's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Dad, I wanted a BOOKie, not a nanny.
Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon.png Don't worry, Bart, we'll have a wonderful time. Let's start by cleaning up your room. It'll be magically fun!
The player receives "Hex in The City Pt. 3" which is to "Make Suzanne the Witch Magically Tidy Up Bart's Room". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png70 and XP.png17 in reward.
Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon.png Oh my god, I've never seen such filth. It took my darkest magic to clean it up.
Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon.png Still, now Bart's room is tidy and… what?! It's filthy again?! How did you do that so fast?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png There is a darker power in the world than your magic. Ten year old boys.

Hex in The City Pt. 4
After tapping on Suzanne the Witch's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon.png That Bart is driving me crazy. Why did I ever take a job as his magical nanny? I've got to go home and rest.
The player receives "Hex in The City Pt. 4" which is to "Make Suzanne the Witch Rest in her Gingerbread House with a Migraine". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png70 in reward.

Hex in The City Pt. 5
After tapping on Suzanne the Witch's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mom, Dad! Suzanne is trying to shove Bart in the oven.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now Lisa, She's a professional. If she needs to give Bart a time out, let her.
Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon.png I just couldn't take it! The kid is driving me crazy! Six months of rehab ruined.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm afraid we'll have to fire you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We'll write a letter of reference, but it'll be one of those wishy-washy ones that doesn't really say anything.
Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon.png Fine, I'll go. But first you must pay me the thing most precious to your heart: your first-born son!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well… he's A thing that's precious to my heart.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But here's THE thing.
Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon.png I gotta admit, it's a pretty nice bowling ball.
The player receives "Hex in The City Pt. 5" which is to "Make Suzanne the Witch Go Bowling at Barney's Bowlarama". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png600 and XP.png150 in reward.

Premium Gameplay

Booberella

The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 1
After tapping on Booberella's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Booberella Icon.png I used to host "The Matinee of Blood and Commercials" at Channel 6. But they canceled my show because I used my catchphrase too often.
Tapped Out Booberella Icon.png They are such BOOOOOOBS!
Tapped Out Booberella Icon.png Pardon me, Cleus. Do you have any work around the farm?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Um... you cold milk the cow.
Tapped Out Booberella Icon.png I see. Pray tell, what about me made you think of milking?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Well, you ain't dressed for stabbin' possums.
The player receives "The Girl Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 1" which is to "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm" and "Make Boobrella Milk Cletus's Cow". It takes 60 minuts and the player receives total Cash.png205 and XP.png36 in reward.

The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 2
After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Miss Booberella, you are almost as attractive in person as the life-sized Booberella figurine I have in my bedroom. Almost.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Would you like a job bending low to reach things?
The player receives "The Girl Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 13 and Build the Android's Dungeon" and "Make Booberella Work at the Dungeon". It takes 2 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png50 in reward.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Tell mew, Booberella, who is you favorite Cosmic Wars character?
Tapped Out Booberella Icon.png That whould be Patmi, the princess of NaBOOOOB.

The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 3
After tapping on Booberella's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Booberella Icon.png If you want to get ahed in the world, you have start your own business.
Tapped Out Booberella Icon.png That's why I'm here with my new "Street Cart of Horror and Peanuts."
Tapped Out Booberella Icon.png Goobers for sale! GOOOOB-ers!
The player receives "The Girl Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 3" which is to "Place a Peanut Cart" and "Make Booberella Sell Peanuts from a Peanut Cart". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.

The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 4
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Chief Wiggum! A lawless gang of teenagers just attacked my store!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png They stole candy and Squishees and read my magazines without buying a single one… just as if I were a library!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Sorry, Apu, I'm dealing with something much more dangerous… an unlicensed peanut vendor.
Tapped Out Booberella Icon.png Please, Chief Wiggum, it's a mistake any vampire-themed horror hostess could make.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'm sorry, but I have to throw the boob at you. I mean throw the book at boob. I mean boob the boob boob boob.
The player receives "The Girl Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 19 and Build the Springfield Penitentiary" and "Make Booberella Serve Time for Unlicensed Peanut Vending". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,100 and XP.png235 in reward.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Boobarella, you're free to go. I'll just get these handcuffs off you… Darn it, why do they always stick?
Tapped Out Booberella Icon.png Maybe they need some LUUUUBE.

The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 5
Tapped Out Booberella Icon.png Great news! I have a new show — “The Bloodcurdling Hour of Children's Educational Programming!”
The player receives "The Girl Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6" and "Make Booberella Host a Children's Show". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png360 and XP.png80 in reward.
Tapped Out Booberella Icon.png Today's show was brought to you by the emotion “fear”, the animal “snake”, and the geometric shape… CUUUBE!

Ray Gun/Kodos

After Placed the Ray Gun
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I knew we should have paid for the ray-gun-proof undercoating!
Kodos tries to destroy the Ray Gun by firing at it using his spaceship. The player presses the Ray Gun so it shoots into the air. After one shot
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Pathetic earthling. Thanks to my top-of-line spaceship armor, it will take at least 100 shots to knock me from the sky. 99 to go…
Kodos continues to fire at the Ray Gun, while the player continues to fire at his spaceship. Soon, the spaceship starts to wobble before a final hit makes the spaceship crash into the ray gun, destroying it and the ship.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Arg! That armor salesman lied to me. Oh, why did I buy it from Zarkon the Unreliable?!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Good hoyven moyven! He couldn't have crashed into a school or hospital instead of my precious Ray Gun?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I put another in storage, but don't start thinking I'm made of Ray Guns.
New Character Tapped Out Kodos New Character.png

The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 1
After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png PUNY HUMANS! There is still the devastating power of our single, steam-powered, flying saucer!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh no! So with that you can defeat Earth's thousands of nuclear missiles and millions of jets, tanks and soldiers?
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Um… PUNY HUMANS! I come in peace.
The player receives "The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 1" which is to "Make Kodos Act Harmless". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,000 and XP.png225 in reward.

The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 2
After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Worthless human, can your ignorant mind recommend a good place to hibernate?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Why it's the Giant Octosquid What Fell From The Sky! If I help you, will you grant me three wishes?
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png My replicator will produce anything you desire, except donuts. That would ruin the in-game economy and make it not fun — trust me.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Well, when I need a nap, usually enjoy me the quiet of the big book building.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png A building full of books? You store your knowledge in one place?
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Why I can absorb all of your Earth knowledge and use it to DESTROY YOUR PLANET!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png You're need one of them fancy library cards first.
The player receives "The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library" and "Make Kodos Read Grade 4 Science Books". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png260 and XP.png70 in reward.

The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 3
After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png So how are you going to terrify us this time? Laser whips? Ultraprobes? Space karaoke?
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png DO NOT MOCK SPACE KARAOKE! It's something to do when you're stuck in hyperwarp watching the same 15 DVDs over and over again.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Now, you will learn to fear the impressive majesty of Rigellian technology. Behold THIS!
The player receives "The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kodos Demonstrate Superior Technology". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png105 and XP.png26 in reward.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's a baby toy. And it's been boring babies since it was invented.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Well…we had them first!

The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 4
After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Kang, you must hide me. I have been embarrassed… in front of a child.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png We stick out on this planet. There is only one person you could disguise yourself as and not be recognized. Me!
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Very well.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png But if this is a trick to get me to pay your gambling debts again, I shall not be pleased.
The player receives "The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 4" which is to "Make Kodos Impersonate Kang". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png420 and XP.png105 in reward.

Just the Two of Us
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png You know Kang, it's starting to feel like we might be here for a while.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Such a statement of truth. At least, Kodos, we have each other.
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Yes. Now let us begin the disgusting and laborious process of feeding on each other!
The player receives "Just the Two of Us" which is to "Make Kang and Kodos Exchange Long Protein Strings". It takes 10 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png75 in reward.

Krustyland

Upon entering Krustyland for the first time in the event:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey! There's no ghosts in Krustyland!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Even the dead are terrified by our walkaround characters.

Halloween

When they player log in on Halloween
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Excellent! The sheeple are popping billions of ghosts, fueling my soul-burning energy empire! And all I had to do was give away some knic-knacks.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png But sir, our data show people are slowing down. Thye feel their small GOO contributions won't make a difference toward the group total.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Just like how once vote won't make a difference in a election? Well, those people are WRONG! Might I remind everyone of the Bush-Gore delection debacle in Flordia?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png If just one more Supreme Court justice had voted for Gore, he would have become president!
Message HappyHalloween2013TappedOutMessage.png
Message FreeWailingWallHalloween2013TappedOutMessage.png

Strongman Homer

The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 1

Upon unlocking Strongman Homer:
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Greetings! I am a circus strongman, the 13th most popular side sideshow at the circus.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png But the guy who eats glass is retiring soon, so I'll be moving up the list.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png I have the strength of Hercules! And like Hercules, I have been tasked by the gods to perform Twelve Labors.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Unlike Hercules, I'll probably only get through five of them.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Help me achieve my First Labor: impressing rubes with a feat of strength!
The player receives "The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 1", which is to "Make Strongman Homer Impress Rubes with His Strength". The task takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 2

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png What will be the second Labor of Homercles? If I can earn the gods' favor, they will grant me a boon...
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Perhaps a leotard that doesn't bind up in the crotch.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Strongman, I have an eight-headed hydra that will take all your strength to defeat.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png *Gasp* You mean... the octuplets?!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Yes! My kids broke into the bulk Halloween candy and now they're going crazy in my store on a total sugar high.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Do whatever you must. As a loving parent I ask only this: keep the windows closed so I don't hear them screaming.
The player receives the quest "The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 2", which is to "Make Strongman Homer Battle Apu's Octuplets". The task takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.
After the task is complete:
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png I almost had them trapped behind the Squishee machine, but then they beat me up and stole my weight belt.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Beating up an employee.. sometimes my kids make me proud.

The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 3

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Who's got a Labor? Looking for a Labor.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey, strongman! I bought a bunch of horse meat from this Greek guy, Diomedes, for my new signature Krusty Whinniewich.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png How'd you like to tenderize it by pounding it with your fat fists?
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png They're not fat, they're full-figured.
The player receives the quest "The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 3", which requires the player to have "Reach Level 7 and Built the Krusty Burger", and to "Make Strongman Homer Punch Meat in the Freezer". The latter task takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.
After the task is complete:
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Well, I made a lot of progress. The meat used to be tough as boot leather, now it's only tough as shoe leather.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Another Krustyburger, disaster. I guess the moral is, don't look at the Greeks bearing gift horses in the mouth.

The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 4

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png I've gotta get one of these labors right, or I'll never get my boom from the gods. And I want boon! Major boon!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I have lost one of my hounds. For your next task, you must travel into Hell, find him, and bring him back.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png I get finding a lost dog, but what's the “travel into Hell” part?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Well, he'll only come to my voice. So you must carry me pick-a-back while we search…
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png And the entire time I'm going to complain about the cost of employee health and pension benefits.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png So cruel! Still, eyes on the boom. Eyes on the boon.
The player receives "The Lard Of The Rings PT. 4", which requires the player to have "Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers" and to "Make Strongman Homer Piggyback Mr. Burns". The latter task takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.
After the task is complete:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Oh, my poor little doggy, you look so tired. Just clamp your jaws on the Strongman's leg and he'll drag you home.

The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 5

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Homer: I'm so sick of doing labors! Who'd've thought they'd be like work!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I've got a job for you. I need you to kill a bull in my tavern.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Kill him yourself. The next feat of strength I'm doing is thunder farts.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Nah, I mean killing a “Duff Bull”, the new beer from Duff. “There's no bull about Duff Bull.” Or some such.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Finally a labor that involves getting drunk, like my regular job.
The player receives "The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 5", which requires the player to have "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and to "Make Strongman Homer Drink Duff Bull". The latter task takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.
After the task is complete:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Well, counting up the empties on the bar, I'd say you finished the Twelve Labors of Homercles.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Let's go for forty-seven.

Community Prizes Gameplay

First Church of Lard Lad

First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't know what's more disturbing, a church that worships a giant seller of donuts, or the fact that I don't belong to it.
The player receives "First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Join the First Church of Lard Lad". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png175 and XP.png45 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't have to wear orange robes and a turban, do I?
Tapped Out Church of Lard Lad Elder Icon.png Don't be silly, we're a perfectly respectable religion. Now here, put on your jelly-filled underwear.

First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Church of Lard Lad Elder Icon.png Bow down before Lard Lad, only begotten son of Lard Dad, sent to Earth to crush sinners with his Holy Donut.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh Holy Donut, fill our blood with Sprinkles of Power, that we may join you in your heaven, currently located on the International Space Station.
The player receives "First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Worship Lard Lad's Donut". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png40 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Church of Lard Lad Elder Icon.png What happed to Lard's Lad's Holy Donut?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I ate it.
Tapped Out Church of Lard Lad Elder Icon.png But it's made of Styrofoam.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I see that now. I'm burping up packing peanuts.

First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Church of Lard Lad Elder Icon.png Homer Simpson, for profaning the Holy Donut of Glory you must wear the Leaden Donut of Shame.
The player receives "First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Wear the Lead Donut around his Neck". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png420 and XP.png100 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mmmm… lead sprinkles.

Ghost Bomb

Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png The Ghost Bomb is the latest product of my laboratory, guaranteed to blast ghosts to the kingdom come of Kingdom Come.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I was actually trying to develop an automatic coffeemaker, but oh the kaboom and the coffee grounds on the wall and the scraping and the staining.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I don't mean to be a Negative Neddy but will Maude's spirit be in any danger?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png According to these calculations, as a Heavenly visitor she will merely be returned gently to the Pearly Gates.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png OR, she'll be utterly destroyed and to you it will be as if she never existed.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png You know, quantum mechanics, uncertainty principle, SHROOOEdinger's equation.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Only one way to find out.
Message Tapped Out Ghost Bomb Message.png

Frog Prince

After unlock the Frog Prince
Tapped Out Frog Prince Icon.png Once I was an innocent frog, then an incompent boy wizard turned me into this nightmare of agony.
Tapped Out Frog Prince Icon.png Please dont tap me. It just makes it hurt worse.
When tapping the Frog Prince
Tapped Out Frog Prince Icon.png Hey, cut it out.
When tapping the Frog Prince
Tapped Out Frog Prince Icon.png Kill me, please.
When tapping the Frog Prince
Tapped Out Frog Prince Icon.png Why do you hate me?
When tapping the Frog Prince
Tapped Out Frog Prince Icon.png Oh the agony.
When tapping the Frog Prince
Tapped Out Frog Prince Icon.png Thanks a lot, jerk!
When tapping the Frog Prince
Tapped Out Frog Prince Icon.png I'm going to barf on you.
When tapping the Frog Prince
Tapped Out Frog Prince Icon.png Congratulations. You just tortured a frog.
When tapping the Frog Prince
Tapped Out Frog Prince Icon.png Hey, I don't tap you, and you're no looker yourself.

King Homer

Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Behold my towering, hideous monstrosity.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I don't know I think that ape is kind of cute.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I was referring to my skyscrapter. I always wanted to ruin the skyline of downtown Springfield, and now I've done it.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png But now you mention it, there is some kind of oversized lemur clinging to my building.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png He's so handsome and strong.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png If by strong you mean the overpowering aroma of ape sweat and rotten bananas, I agree. Shoo, ape! Shoo!
The player receives "King Homer" which is to "Tap the Skyscraper to Shoo the Ape". The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I think he's angry. Nice ape, don't hurt me. I'm half monkey myself: heart, spleen, and one buttock.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Aw, come home with me, you giant ape. I'll sew you some underpants out of Homer's tighty-whiteyes. Three pairs ought to do it.

Prizes

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Prizes were used once again in this event, the system working similarly to the Whacking Day event prize system.

Personal Prizes

Tapped Out Personal Prizes.png
Image Object Unlock Image Unlocked after collecting
Personal Prize Pumpkin House Tapped Out.png Pumpkin House Tapped Pumpkin House.png Tapped Out Goo.png100 or Donut Tapped Out.png50
Ancient Burial Ground Tapped Out.png Ancient Burial Ground Tapped Ancient Burial Ground.png Tapped Out Goo.png500 or Donut Tapped Out.png65
Vacuum Tool Tapped Out.png Vacuum Tool Tapped Vacuum Tool.png Tapped Out Goo.png1,250 or Donut Tapped Out.png85
Tapped Out Shuffling Zombie.png Shuffling Zombie Tapped Shuffling Zombie.png Tapped Out Goo.png2,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png95
Tapped Out Victorian UFO.png Victorian UFO Tapped Victorian UFO.png Tapped Out Goo.png3,000
Personal Prize Ultrahouse 3000 Tapped Out.png Ultrahouse 2 Tapped Ultrahouse 2.png Tapped Out Goo.png4,000
Snorky.png King Snorky Tapped Snorky.png Tapped Out Goo.png5,250
Kang's Center Dome Tapped Out.png Twirl 'N' Hurl Tapped TwirlNHurl.png Tapped Out Goo.png6,500
Personal Prize Burns Coffin Tapped Out.png Burns coffin Tapped Burns Coffin.png Tapped Out Goo.png8,000
Personal Prize Gingerbread House Tapped Out.png Gingerbread House Tapped Gingerbread House.png Tapped Out Goo.png10,000

Once the player has received all prizes, they receive free donuts for every Tapped Out Goo.png2,000 they acquire, similar to the Bonus Level-Up system.

Community Prizes

Community Prizes were introduced in this event, rewarding the players every Tapped Out Goo.pngx billions they, overall, collect. There were five Community Prizes.

Tapped Out Community Prizes.png
Image Building Unlock Image Unlocked after collecting
First Church of Lard Lad Tapped Out.png First Church of Lard Lad Tapped Lard Lad Church.png Tapped Out Goo.png5 billion
Clawing Zombie Tapped Out.png Clawing Zombie Tapped Clawing Zombie.png Tapped Out Goo.png10 billion
Ghost Bomb Tapped Out.png Ghost Bomb Tapped Ghost Bomb.png Tapped Out Goo.png13 billion
Frog Prince.png Frog Prince Tapped Frog Prince.png Tapped Out Goo.png20 billion
King Homer's Skyscraper Tapped Out.png King Homer's Skyscraper Tapped King Homer Skyscraper.png Tapped Out Goo.png30 billion

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