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- Homer: What the hell was that?!
- Lisa: Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.
- Bart: Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.
- Marge: Homer! Homer. I think there's someone downstairs.
- Homer: Relax, Marge. It's probably just Homer comin' home late from Moe's.
- Homer: The eyes in that picture are following me.
- Bart: Uh, that's a mirror.
- Homer: Isn't all great art kind of a mirror?
- Bender: My name is Bender and I come from... [ominous] ...the future!
- Homer: Prove it. What happens to Homer Simpson in the future?
- Bender: I don't know. You die?
- Homer: Oh. My. God. He's telling the truth.
- Homer: Listen, I-I know you're a robot and incapable of emotion...
- Bender: [sobs] It's true! I'm empty inside. [sobs]
- Homer: Yeah! Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bromance?
- Bender: Romance.
- Homer: You future guys have a word for everything... pal.
- Bender: What the?! My ass is about to project something.
- Homer: [whispering to Bender] You don't have to announce it. Just do it quietly and blame the dog.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Hello, robut! Looks like everyone gets a turn to say something! This concludes my turn.
- Homer: Marge, I'd like you to meet Leela and Fry.
- Marge: [thinking] Oh, don't mention her eye. Don't mention her eye.
- Leela: [thinking] Don't mention her hair. Don't mention her hair.
- Marge: Eye am so pleased to meet you.
- Leela: Nice to be hair!
- Lisa: Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?
- Professor Farnsworth: Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.
- Professor Frink: But how did Bender get here?
- Professor Farnsworth: With a time machine.
- Bender: [talking in his sleep] Kill all humans... kill all humans...
- Homer: [talking in his sleep] Start with Flanders... start with Flanders...
- Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone!
- Philip J. Fry: That means it's bad.
- Lisa: That's it! All we have to do is dig up the time capsule!
- Leela: And bury Bart in the hole!
- Marge: I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.
- Leela: In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.
- Professor Farnsworth: Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.
- Amy Wong: Shmayday! Shmayday! They got Scruffy!
- Scruffy: No, they just got my mustache. But a life without a mustache ain't worth living.
- Marge: Homer works at a nuclear plant! He can help us get home!
- Professor Farnsworth: Oh, are you good at your job?
- Homer: I was voted Employee of the Month as an April Fool's Day joke.
- Professor Farnsworth: Great. You and Fry can bumble around together while the rest of us give up and make peace with our various deities. As for me, I'm an atheist. Oh Nobody's Father who art nowhere, I know you can't hear me, completely ignore this prayer. Nothing art thou, and Nothing will thou ever be. Jesus was just, A Man.
- Lisa: I can't believe you're all giving up without a fight.
- Leela: Lisa, we're just a package delivery service.
- Fry: And not a very good one.
- Lisa: Attention Goblins: Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger bars. And people are laying fingers all over them.
