How I Spent My Strummer Vacation/Quotes


 * Lenny, Carl and Moe throw Homer into a taxi

Where to pal? Moe's Tavern.

[drunk] I don't care about the color of your skin, Lenny. You're my friend.

I had to tell Mr. Burns that you had violent diarrhea. Oh couldn't you come up with a less embarrassing lie? But you did have violent diarrhea. Nobody open the hallway closet until I say it's okay.

Welcome to Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp, where you'll experience the complete rock n' roll lifestyle, without the lawsuits and STDs. Wooo! STDs!

Remember, rule number one: there are no rules! Rule number two: no outside food.

Now a guitar has many many nicknames. An axe, a guitbox. [pause] Well I guess that's it.

My dream has been shattered into shards of a broken dream!

We'll start with the fundamentals -- playing a burning guitar with your teeth.

[to Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie] Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp? But I thought you guys were mad at me. For once in my life, I'm confused.

You see, marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail.