The Pacifier/Quotes


 * Lisa: What a little baby you are!
 * Bart: Don't you have any self respect?
 * Lisa: You don't see us go around sucking on... pacifiers.
 * Bart: It's time to grow up, you little runt.
 * [Bart pulls Maggie's pacifier out of her mouth, Maggie leaves into the bedroom to get a new pacifier then Maggie puts her new pacifier in her mouth and sucks on it.]


 * Bart: What?!
 * Lisa: Another pacifier?
 * Bart: You are a depraved little infant!
 * Lisa: We're just trying to help you!
 * Bart: Yeah... Help you!
 * [Bart pulls Maggie's pacifier again and they play catch with Maggie's pacifier. Maggie bites Bart's leg and catches her pacifier in her mouth.]
 * Bart: YOW!


 * Lisa: Hey Maggie, look!
 * [Bart removes Maggie's pacifier and tries to cover her pacifier up with hot sauce.]
 * Bart: Quick, the hot sauce.
 * [Bart puts Maggie's pacifier back in her mouth and the alarm blows. Maggie covers it in hot sauce then puts it back in her mouth.]


 * Bart: You can have your pacifier.
 * Lisa: See if we care.
 * Bart: We don't need pacifiers.
 * Lisa: We're big.
 * Bart: We watch TV.
 * Lisa: We're mature.
 * [Maggie takes those pacifiers to Bart and Lisa.]
 * Bart: What? For us?
 * Lisa: Are you kidding?
 * Bart: No way, man!
 * [Lisa puts her pacifier in her mouth.]
 * Lisa: Not bad!
 * [Bart puts his pacifier in his mouth.]
 * Bart: Not bad at all!
 * ''[Bart puts his pacifier back in his mouth.]