You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee/Quotes


 * Skinner: Now please welcome the star of Stuffwich's ads-- who lost 400 pounds eating only Stuffwich subs-- Ezra!
 * Ezra: Tell us your hero, and you could win a Stuffwich college scholarship. Then you can be a hero like me.
 * Bart: What makes you a hero?
 * Ezra: I don't eat as much as I did!


 * Executive Vice President of WFF: Mr. Simpson, I am the executive vice president of the World Football Federation.
 * Homer: Ooh!
 * Executive Vice President of WFF: What you Americans call "soccer."
 * Homer: D'oh!


 * Homer: "Congratulations on your purchase of a FootMaster-brand soccer ball." Thanks, book!
 * Bart: Look, you got us a free trip. Just slack off and cash your check like you always do.
 * Homer: I believe the sweet little girl in 21-D would disagree with you.


 * Snake: Got to hurry. I've got 998 square miles to rob! Ha-ha!


 * Homer: Now let's play human foosball!


 * Homer: Ah, Brazil. I couldn't stay afraid of you forever. The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.


 * Homer: I still can't believe the yellow and red cards don't stand for mustard and ketchup.


 * Bart: Man, Krusty should get some of these letters.


 * Marge: "Selecionar conta..." Ooh, ooh, "select account."
 * Samba School Teacher: Uh, perhaps you could select the English option?
 * Marge: I did not pay $7.99 for an app so I could use the English option.
 * Samba School Teacher: You Americans, you really throw your $7.99s around.
 * Marge: You know, you're pretty rude.
 * Samba School Teacher: Stupid lady.


 * Brazilian Black Male: What the hell are you doing?
 * Homer: It's okay. I'm an American.
 * Brazilian Black Male: Oh. Oh. Okay.


 * Homer: Everything's right with the world.
 * Homer's Brain: Except that you're about to double-cross some gangsters.
 * Homer: That's all right, brain. If I die, I'll be doing the thing I love the most: trying not to get killed.