Springfield Splendor/Quotes


 * Lenny: I only paid a student dentist twelve dollars for this brand new crown. [Pulls out his tooth] See?
 * Marge: I don't think it's supposed to come out.
 * Lenny: That's why I paid a student para-legal to sue him. I lost! [Tosses the tooth aside and walks off]


 * Lisa: Kumiko, how could you?
 * Kumiko: I have acted shamefully. I must commit furry cosplay. [Puts on a panda costume]
 * Comic Book Guy: Ooh!
 * Kumiko: There's nothing sexy about shame! Except in my native Japan, where it's our whole thing.
 * Marge: Mr. and Mrs. Book Guy, you had no right to do this! These are my daughter's feelings. And my doodles.
 * Kumiko: I shall burn them on a pyre and disperse them to the seven winds.
 * Marge: That's all I ask.


 * Marge: Lisa, Kumiko called. She sold all her copies and wants us to make a sequel!
 * Homer: That's like a prequel but in the future.
 * Marge: What do you say, sweetie? Do you have more sad in you?
 * Lisa: I've got scads of sad!


 * Girl in the audience 1: I have a question for Lisa.
 * Girl in the audience 2: I have a question for Lisa with a follow-up for Lisa.
 * Girl in the audience 3: I want to talk about myself for a few minutes, then at the end, pretend it was all a question for Lisa.