Angel Skeleton

"If you're so sure what it ain't, how 'bout telling us what it am?"

- Moe, to Lisa

"Speaking from a strictly medical point of view…that ain't right."

- Dr. Hibbert



The Angel Skeleton (aka the Springfield Angel) was a supposed skeleton of an angel that was excavated by Lisa at Sabertooth Meadow, the soon-to-be site of a new mega mall.

History
Upon its discovery, the skeleton created a scandal in the town, and sparked age-old debates of science vs. religion.

The skeleton was later revealed to be a hoax and publicity stunt to advertise the opening of the aptly named Heavenly Hills Mall.

The skeleton was apparently stolen by the Springfield Mafia and used in the wall that temporally divided the town.

Behind the Laughter
A scene explaining the contents of the skeleton, which included plaster, among other things, was not used in the finalized episode.