These Things I Believe

These Things I Believe is an album by Johnny Calhoun.

History
When Homer was skipping church he listened to and Marty on the radio. After they played the song "Gonna Find Me a Genie With a Magic Bikini" by Johnny Calhoun they asked for the name of Calhoun's second album, a spoken word record of his right wing political views, that "kinda killed his career". Homer, owning this album called These Things I Believe, phoned in and won - even though he managed to get the name of the album wrong, calling it 'This Things I Believe'.