Pieman Meets the Pi Man/Quotes


 * Apu: Ha! Ha! I know that it is very rude to laugh during a robbery... ...but you outfit make it difficult not to, and you did not even bring a weapon!
 * Pi Man: Call me the Pi Man! And I don't need a weapon. I'm going to take eighty-seven percent plus thirteen one-hundredths of the dollars in you cash register!
 * Apu: Umm... so that would mean you would be taking how much? Five hudnred divided by... carry the four and-- [GASP!] While I was caclutlaint, he took all the money!


 * Pie Man: Don't worry, boy! We'll find this fake Pieman with the help of our pie copter!
 * Cupcake Kid: How did we get this helicopter again?
 * Pie Man: It's actually Arnie Pye's news helicopter. I just painted over the letters to read "Pie Copter."


 * Pi Man: You two again! I'll give up if you can tell me the square root of twelve!
 * Pie Man: Umm...
 * Cupcake Kid: Uhh...
 * Pi Man: That's what I thought!
 * Ms. Muffin: Would rounding it up to 3.5 do?


 * Pie Man: Hold on a sec. I answered one of your questions from yesterday!
 * Pi Man: You... you... you divided by zero?! You can't do that!
 * Pie Man: Why not? it's a free country!
 * Pi Man: Well, for one thing there is no possible value for the denominator and any attempt at numerical definition only leads to contradict--


 * Clancy Wiggum: And [HEH] [HEH] sorry we thought you were the other guy.
 * Pie Man: I'm sure you knew deep down it couldn't have been me!
 * Eddie: No, we really didn't. We actually tried to shoot you a couple of times, but luckily, the chief here is a terrible shot!
 * Clancy Wiggum:It's these chubby fingers!