Lisa's Bad Word!/Quotes


 * Ms. Hoover: One of the best-known dinosaurus was the Brontosaurus....
 * Lisa: Uh, Miss Hoover, don't you mean "Apatosaurus"? "Brontosaurus" actually refers to a species that's now considered non-existent!
 * Ms. Hoover: One more rude interruption like that, young lady, and you'll be toe one who's considered "non-existent!"


 * Lisa: [SWEARING!]
 * Bart: Whoa! Way to go, Lisa!
 * Seymour Skinner: Oh, my stars and garters! Do my ears deceive me? Such language!
 * Milhouse: uh-oh! I think my sweetie is having a Brittany Spears moment!
 * Nelson: Haw haw!
 * Ralph: Lisa's talking like cable television!


 * Ms. Hoover:Fortunately, principal Skinner and I have come up with a very appropriate way to cure Lisa's recent case of potty mouth.
 * Seymour Skinner: Yes, I think that we've devised a punishment that truly fits the crime! For the next two weeks, Lisa is going to spend all of her free time helping out in the cafeteria with Lunchlady Dora!
 * Lisa: Lunchlady Dora?!? But she's always swearing!
 * Seymour Skinner: That's exactly the point, Lisa! Spending all that time with a fould mouth like Doris ought to quickly put you on the path to verbal cleanliness!


 * Lunchlady Dora: Lisa, the meaat loaf is too loose! Pour in a few [SWEARING!] pounds of sawdust to thicken it up!
 * Lisa: Y-you're the booss, Lunchlady Dora!


 * Lisa: Wait a minute! What am I saying? Of course I'm capable of fixing all the food for the faculty luncheon! I've already spen't nine days learning this ins and the outs of this kitchen! So... ...let's get ready to cook!