Bart Gets Hit by a Car/Quotes


 * [Smithers checks on Bart after Mr. Burns hits him.]

Uh-oh. I, uh—I think the boy's hurt. Oh, for crying out loud! Just give him a nickel, and let's get going.

A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars. Homer would you like some more macaroni and cheese? Yeah, a million dollars worth, you treacherous snake woman. No, thank you. Some string beans? No, I don't want any string beans either, you two-timing, backstabbing--Uh-oh. Better answer. No, thank you. Some celery with cream cheese on it? Just mouth polite nothings. No, thank you.


 * [Homer and Marge make up at Moe's bar. Last lines of episode.]

Okay, everybody, for the next 15 minutes, ⅓ off on every pitcher!
 * [Barflies cheer and start making large orders.]

Hey, one per customer. Domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing!