Poolin' Around/Quotes


 * Mayor Quimby: Simpson! I should have known you were behind this beluge of biblical proportiosn!
 * Homer: The who did the what now?
 * Mayor Quimby: I'd have you arrested, but Wiggum and his keystone kops are even more incompetent than you! So instead, I'm canceling the pool's budget for the rest of the stummer!
 * Homer: Huh?
 * Lisa: But, Mr. Mayor! You can't punish the whole town for the actions of one man!
 * Mayor Quimby: Prove I can't! That wave also destroyed the town charter!


 * Homer: Great idea, huh? The sand will give us that "beach" atmosphere! People love sand!
 * Lisa: Not just people, dad...!
 * Crazy Cat Lady: Yarrgh! Glooook!
 * Cats: Meow! Mrow!
 * Lisa: ...so do cats!


 * Lisa: What's the matter, mom? This isn't too bad.
 * Marge: Not yet, but when tou father says he has "and idea"... that's never good! And someone needs to keep the other children occupied.
 * Lisa: What do you think mom has in mind?
 * Bart:No idea. But unlike dad, at least she's got a mind!


 * Lisa: Dad? What are you doing?
 * Homer: Sorry, honey! Daddy wanted to show you his latest find! Get a load of my-tricked-out ride! No more letting my feet play me for a sucker!
 * Lisa: But that's an amphibian wheelchair! They're for people with monbility issues!
 * Homer: Than it's perfect! Have you seen how tight these lifeguard's trunks are? I can brely move!
 * Lisa: Well, okay.. but that "fox tail" better be fake!
 * Homer: Nothing about Homer Simpson is fake! Nothing!


 * Homer: Thanks, everybody... but it's time this pool got a real crew of lifeguards.
 * Marge: But, Homer, the budget...!
 * Homer: All taken care of, Marge! I called the maker of the amphibian wheelchair! He told me they'd be happy to fund the pool... ...as long as I don't tell the public I'm using his product! Mission accomplished!
 * Bart: Bwah-ha-ha! Da'ds a corporate embarrassment! Classic!