Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays against Parasitic Parents

"Children are the future ... Today belongs to ME!"

- SSCCATAGAPP's rallying cry

Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays against Parasitic Parents (SSCCATAGAPP) was an anti-youth group formed by Lindsey Naegle.

History
When it started to rain at a Roofi concert, all the babies got mad and destroyed everything. To recover the damaged stuff, Mayor Quimby raised taxes, something that outraged childless couples, seniors, singles, teens and gays of Springfield, who refused to pay for something kids did. This protest soon became a group formed by Lindsey Naegle called "Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays against Parasitic Parents", with the objective of depriving Springfield of all child-friendly things.

After the group was formed, all the members proceeded to get rid of all child-related stuff, such as toy shops (by turning upside-down letters from their signs) and dividing restaurants into singles sections and family sections. Marge didn't like these protests, so she started to ask for petitions to stop SSCCATAGAPP. She wasn't successful until Mr. Burns joined the petition and formed a new group, "Proud Parents Against Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays" (PPASSCCATAG), along with a new initiative called "Families Come First", both of which were against SSACCATGAPP.

Other residents followed Marge, and Proposition 242 got on the ballot to finish the anti-youth group. Homer tried to help the campaign, but screwed things up by promoting Proposition 232, instead of 242. Everyone was about to vote against 242, but kids eventually stopped the adults by hugging them before entering the ballots. Since there were no votes against 242, SSCCATAGAPP disbanded, and everything went back to normal.

Members
These are among the members of "Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays against Parasitic Parents".
 * Lindsey Naegle
 * Moe Szyslak
 * Otto Mann
 * Jasper Beardsley
 * Captain Horatio McCallister
 * Edna Krabappel
 * Squeaky-voiced teen
 * Waylon Smithers, Jr.