Krusty, Agent of K.L.O.W.N./Quotes


 * Lois Pennycandy: Oh no! Only his nose reamins! Must it come to this?! The one who made us laugh now make us cry?!
 * Krusty: Ahh, quit cryin' over split clown!
 * Lois Pennycandy: Krusty you're alive!


 * Krusty: I got your signal on my secret nose phone, corporal punishment! What's the situation?
 * Corporal Punishment: Your arch-enemy Gabbo, the power-made ventriloquist's dummy and his evil, organization W.O.O.D. are plotting to take over the worls! It's up to you to stop 'em! This could be the most dangerous threat K.L.O.W.N. has ever faced!
 * Krusty: Er -- don't I have some vacation coming up right about now?
 * Corporal Punishment: Sideshow Mel has developed som super-sophisticated new weapons for you to use on the mission. He's waiting for you over in armaments division.


 * Sideshow Mel: Here's your first new device. It's called a F.L.O.W.E.R.!
 * Krusty: The ol' squirting boutonnire, eh? Miss Pennnycand loves these things!
 * Sound: Bam!
 * Sideshow Mel: Actually, this one explode's when sniffed!
 * Krusty: Wouldn't it be better if I threw it?!


 * Krusty: Well, that's it! How about it, guys?
 * Producer 1: That was the worst pilot for a TV show I've ever seen!
 * Producer 2: Forget this spy stuff, Krusty! Stick with what you know -- stay with comedy!
 * Producer 3: Why didn't we get to see all that action you were talking about?


 * Krusty: Mr. Teeny -- no! Don't touch that switch! It opens the --- Yaaaaaaa!!
 * Krusty (thinking): [Whew!] Lucky I'm wearin' my A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. suit! With these wings, I can glide to safety!