Headlight Comics: The Dame and the Clown/Quotes


 * Otto: (monologues) Hey friend! The name's Otto, I drive a bus. On a road paved with broken dreams, hard hearts usually don't bounce back. However, once in a while, the highly unlikely happens; the kids save the farm or the palooka goes the distance, against all the odds. I saw it happen once at Moe's. It was the best stop on the joint, where every jalopy jockey pulled up for the best joe this side of diMaggio and food like Granny used to make; if you grew up in a bus station! A short order grease dealer with a shorter temper owned the joint.
 * Moe: Hey Otto, feel free to nurse that one lousy soda a couple more hours.
 * Otto:(Continues to monologue) He had a heart like a week-old cheese danish, rancid and hard! But that danish was about to, oh man, I don't want to spoil the ending. It all went down in a story I like to call; The Dame and The Clown.


 * Otto: (monologues) Love happens, man! But sometimes it needs a little help. This time the help came from a gristled griddle-jockey who reached into his grease-pit of a heart and discovered a pie box filled with compassion for a dame in trouble. My name's Otto. I drive a bus. I'm going to get a burrito.