Prince Bart

Prince Bart is a fictional prince who King Henry VIII dreamed up when he wanted a son.

History
In Henry VIII's dream, Prince Bart told him that he was "smart, athletic and ever so masculine". He then belched loudly. When Henry VIII questioned why he couldn't have him as a son, Prince Bart suggested that he was "jerkin [your] merkin" too much. Henry VIII then strangled Prince Bart and told him to get out of his dreams and into his wife.