The Gay Song

"The Gay Song" is a song sung by Homer and Moe.

Lyrics

 * Homer:
 * While turning gay the other day,
 * A thought occurred to me.
 * I'd like to try most every guy
 * From here to "Timbuk-tee".


 * Oh, there's so many men around the world
 * Of every shape and size.
 * I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks
 * And teriyaki thighs.


 * I want to French-kiss a Frenchman
 * And spoon an English duke.
 * 'Cause frankly, dear
 * To not be queer
 * Just makes me want to puke.


 * So find yourself a man
 * Who'll want you in the sack.
 * I recommend our dear old friend...
 * Bartender Moe Szyslak!


 * Moe:
 * Letters don't lie!


 * So, whadaya think, Marge? Will you give Moe a throw?