The Regina Monologues/Quotes

Um, does the bill have bank teller blood on it? No, it doesn't. I'm sorry I wasted your time.

Welcome to Judi Dench's Fish & Chips. Now completely free of mad fish disease. Fish? I dunno… I’m not really a vegetarian. Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will. Who are you talking to?! No one, Mum! I swear! I'll Mum you!! Ahh!... Oof!... Ow!... Oh, blimey!

Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace. Sweet freedom, here I… Owww! Put out the fire first!

Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip. You punched out three people on the street. That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave a yellow card in the box?! Do you understand any part of what you just said? I understood the word 'gave'… unless it means something else in this country!

Marge I'll be on my best behavior. You have my word as a gentlemen and a lady. Now let's see, which rifle should I bring?

[After meeting Tony Blair] Wow, I can't believe we just met Mr. Bean!

Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of the books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading. Thank you, young muggle. Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series? He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear? Yes…