Bart Gets Stumped/Quotes


 * Agent Darke: I'm Agent Darke. Department of Agirculture. I am all that stands between tjhis town and complete disaster.
 * Bart: Cool.
 * Milhouse: Complete disaster?
 * Agent Darke: This tree must be cut down to prevent a citywide epidemic of dreaded stump root.
 * Bart: Wait! That's not so cool!
 * Milhouse: But what about the treehouse?!
 * Bart: Yeah! We read comics in that treehouse, and tell scary stories, and Milhouse kissed a girl there.
 * Agent Darke: I understand I kissed a girl once, tooo. But I have my duty. The tree must go!


 * Lisa: What happened to thw sing? We were going to push Maggie.
 * Bart: Stupid stump rot, that's what!
 * Lisa: Well then, we'll just play in the treehouse.
 * Milhouse: No girls allowed!
 * Bart: Yeah, we have rules.
 * Janey: That's ignorant!
 * Lisa: Girls have rights.


 * Marge: You can't come into my yeard with these sharp objects.
 * Agent Darke: Yes, I can, ma'am I'm the government.
 * Milhouse: They're going to cut us down! What'll we do, Bart?
 * Bart: I've got an idea! It involes you, this rope and my amazing you-you skills.
 * Marge: Please! This is our only tree!
 * Agent Darke: Sorry, ma'am. Sump rot is a disease. And I'm the cure.


 * Lisa: Hello? Professor Frink? Professor Frink, I need your help. Weren't you script consult on the Rainier Wolfcastle movie "The Treeminator"?
 * Professor Frink: Why, yes. i made an elm tree look lika chestnut tree for the horrific de-barking scene! I have a doctorate in forest pathology.
 * Lisa: Perferct! Come on.
 * Professor Frink: But I haven't finished my killer robot for mayor Quimby.
 * Lisa: We have to go now! IT may already be too late!


 * Milhouse: Captain Bart, are you ready for our mission againt the space zomibes of the moon?
 * Bart: Roger, Lt. Milhouse, are your ready, Lt. Lisa?
 * Lisa: This is one small step for a girl, one giant leap for girlkind.