Uwa

"No I was calling for my secretary, Uwa"

- Blue-haired lawyer

Uwa is the Blue-haired lawyer's secretary.

History
After Bart asked for a divorce from his parents, the blue haired lawyer exclaimed "Uwa!". Bart thought he had misheard him but the lawyer explained he was calling for his secretary Uwa. Uwa came to the door and he asked her for the standard child divorce procedure.