Krusty the Clown (episode)/Quotes


 * Lisa: Dad, you were born to recap TV at a fourth-grade level.


 * Google-Disney CEO: You see, if people subscribe but don't watch, then we don't actually have to make the shows. We just need viewers to believe they can watch them.
 * Homer: Fake shows? But what if people try to see them?
 * Google-Disney CEO: They won't, because recappers like you will give those shows a B-minus.
 * Homer: No one ever watches a B-minus.


 * Krusty: Like my show!
 * Homer: Why? Is it season four again?


 * [After Homer recaps the snuggling with Marge]
 * Marge: And don't you dare give me a letter grade.
 * Homer: Okay, I'll just let this be... minus.