Monster Mashed/Quotes


 * Bart: Milhouse!
 * Milhouse: Huh?
 * Bart: I said, are you thinking what I'm thinking? We need to catch a monster!
 * Milhouse: Where are we gonna find a monster in Springfield?
 * Bart: I dunno, but there are hideous creatures everywhere.


 * Milhouse: Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
 * Bart: You're right. Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
 * Milhouse: That's what I said!
 * Bart: So, If we can't hunt down a creature... why don't we make one up? C'mon, we know half the stuff on the show is fake.
 * Milhouse: Half the stuff on "Monster Safari" is fake?!


 * Milhouse: Remember, you're paying to dry clean Nana van Houten's fur coat!
 * Bart: No problemo, we're gonna be rich and famous after we're on TV.
 * Milhouse: You really think so?
 * Bart: I know it! You'll be able to buy Nana a truckload of dead animal coats!


 * Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman reporting from the Springfield Retirement Castle where some of the geriatric residents claim to have spotted a monster! Can you gentlemen be sure of what you saw?
 * Grampa: As sure as Lyndon Johnson is president of the United States!
 * Jasper: I say it clear as day, and I've got 20/200 vision!


 * Kent Brockman: And now for the story of the 'Boys who cried Chupacabra!'
 * Milhouse: Why do I ever lsiten to you?
 * Bart: Don't say that. It almost worked!
 * Kent Brockman: These two pranksters wanted so badly to be on TV that they stopped to scaring senior citzens! Well, boys, you got your wish you're on TV!
 * Milhouse: Oh, I almost forgot. Here's the dry cleaning bill for Nana's fur coat.
 * Bart: D'oh!