Aye, Robot!/Quotes


 * Seymour Skinner: I'm sorry, Willie, but I have to let yo go.
 * Willie: What? But why?!
 * Seymour Skinner: Simple economics: You take the probaility of human error plus your salary divided by your union-enforced 8-hour work day multiplied by technologial, advancement, carry the two, subtract pi... it's all so ovious!
 * Willie: What is?!
 * Seymour Skinner: You're being replaced.


 * Lisa: It's never easy to be fired, Willie, but I'm sure you'll find an even better job!
 * Bart: Yeah, like cleaning high schools!
 * Willie: Thank you for yer kind wishes, little ones.


 * Lisa: That robot is only supposed to do Willie's old job, not make life miserable for every kid in school!
 * Bart: We've gotta figure out a way to get rid of that rolling box of bolts and fast!


 * Bart: C'mon, Willie, we're gonna help you get your job back!
 * Lisa: But how? Principal Skinner. Loves general Custo. It's like he's the perfect machine!
 * Bart: Then we'll just have to come up with the perfect plan to expose that metallic Meddler's flaws!


 * Gary Chalmers: Well, Seymour, this place is a mess. How in the world are you going to clean it up?
 * Lisa: Groundskeeper Willie can do it!
 * Bart: And he can start right now!
 * Gary Chalmers: Perfect! He's re-hired!