Dr. Zaius (song)

"Dr. Zaius" is a song from Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off. It is sung by Troy McClure, Dr. Zaius and several other apes.

Lyrics

 * Ape #1:
 * Help, the human's about to escape!


 * Troy:
 * Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!


 * Ape #2:
 * [gasps] He can talk!


 * Ape Elders:
 * He can talk! He can talk!
 * He can talk! He can talk!
 * He can talk! He can talk!


 * Troy:
 * I can siiiiiiiing!


 * Chimp Nurse:
 * Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!


 * Ape Elders:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Oh, Dr. Zaius!


 * Ape Elder:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!


 * Troy:
 * What's wrong with me?


 * Dr. Zaius:
 * I think you're crazy.


 * Troy:
 * I want a second opinion.


 * Dr. Zaius:
 * You're also lazy.


 * Ape Elders:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Oh, Dr. Zaius!


 * Ape Elder:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!


 * Troy:
 * Can I play the piano anymore?


 * Dr. Zaius:
 * Of course you can.


 * Troy:
 * Well, I couldn't before.
 * [plays the piano]


 * Ape Elders:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of "" by. It is part of the twenty-seventh track, "A Fish Called Selma (Medley)", from the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.