Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post

Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post is a child's toy.

History
Homer showed it to Maggie and said that it came with death-bringer missiles that really fired. Marge disapproved of it not thinking it was safe for a baby. Homer then cuts himself on it, electrocutes himself and launches a missile into his mouth.

Bart bought one and played with it in the car, launching a missile out of the window.