Honey Roasted Peanuts

"Honey Roasted Peanuts" is a dialogue spoken by Homer and Marge.

Lyrics

 * Homer:
 * Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites. Honey-roasted peanuts. Ingredients: Salt, artificial honey-roasting agents, excited pressed peanut sweepings. Mmm....


 * Marge:
 * Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.


 * Homer:
 * Steak?


 * Marge:
 * Money's too tight for steak.


 * Homer:
 * Steak?


 * Marge:
 * Huh... sure, steak.


 * Homer:
 * Aaah, the last peanut. Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers... uh oh... something's wrong... ow, pointy... ewww, slimy... uh oh, moving! Ah ah! Aw, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut.


 * Homer's brain:
 * 20 dollars can buy many peanuts.


 * Homer:
 * Explain how.


 * Homer's brain:
 * Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


 * Homer:
 * Woo-hoo! Heheh... waaaah! Ugh...

Behind the laughter
It is the twentieth track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield. The track is all dialogue with no speaking.