Class Klown/Quotes


 * Krusty: Hey-hey, kids! Are you ready to meet your class clown?
 * Edna: Seymour, I Can't believe you actualy picked Bart Simpson.
 * Seymour Skinner: Edna, Krusty's people didn't ask me to select a rhodes scholar. They wanted our class clown!


 * Kids: Ha! Ha! Ha!
 * Krusty: Now that's a real class clown!
 * Milhouse: Oooh, my spleen.
 * Bart: Huh? No I'm the clsas clown.
 * Kids: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!


 * Bart: So which one of us is class clown?
 * Seymour Skinner: Uh...
 * Bart: Give it up, Milhouse. They already named me class clown.
 * Milhouse: Yeah, but Krusty un-named you!
 * Seymour Skinner: I'm sorry, boys, but I need some time to think this over.


 * Bart: You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
 * Milhouse: Okay, you lost me. I have no idea what you're talking about.
 * Bart: I'll tell you what I'm talking about. I declare a prank war!


 * Seymour Skinner: Enough! As far as I'm concerned, you are both clowns?
 * Milhouse: Huh?
 * Bart: Mwhuh?
 * Seymour Skinner: First go see the school nurse and then go to this address tomorrow morning. Krusty can have the both of you.