Elementary School of the Apes/Quotes


 * Homer: You wanated to see me, Mr. Burns?
 * Mr. Burns: Yes, now close the door! I'm not paying to heat the entire power plant!
 * Waylon Smithers: Well... technically you are, sir. But the funds go directly back to you.
 * Mr. Burns: God bless America!


 * Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody!
 * Krusty, Bart, and Lisa: Hi, Dr. Nick!
 * Lisa: Aren't you just a people doctor?
 * Dr. Nick: I can fake more than one medical degree!


 * Krusty: Good work today, kid!
 * Bart: Thanks. Now ehere's the zipper on this costume?
 * Krusty: The zipper made it take too long to get on and off, so we super-glued you into it. Just keep wearing it until Mr. Teeny is better!
 * Bart: But I have to go to school!
 * Krusty: I'm sure the kids will understaaand!


 * Lisa: So how realstic do you want this Mars rocket to be?
 * Homer: Better than Elon Musk's.
 * Lisa: Oooh! A challenge! Okay, we're going to need solar-panel as a long-term fuel source!


 * Lisa: Did you care at all about what we doing? The science?
 * Homer: Lisa, don't tell Bart this, but one of the reasons I like spending time wih you is I always end up feeling smarter afterwards.
 * Lisa: How do you feel after you spend time with Bart?
 * Homer: Lucky to be alive.