Lisa's House of Haiku

Lisa's House of Haiku is a haiku's by Lisa in The Lisa Book.

Haiku

 * I am middle child, And attention must be paid! Uh, hello? Hello?
 * Bleeding Gums Murphy Lives on in the summer wind. Blow, Dayy-o, blow!
 * O, Mister Bergstrom! There's no substitute for love, My Jewish cowboy.
 * On a snowy night, While stopping by the woods, please, Hug a tree for me.
 * What's it like to be The smartest one in the room? Alone. So alone.
 * Happy Little Elves, If you grow, you may not be Happy, little elves.
 * First crush. Nelson Muntz. Dimwitted. Lowbro. Apelike. Daddy, is that you?
 * What's the pecullar Odor in geeks, dorks, and nerds? Poindextrose, dummy!
 * Without irony, Does thinking give you winkles, Malibu Stacy?
 * A burning tire dump Lights the petrol-scented sky. That smell? It's Springfield!
 * Gazpacho. Tofu. Bunly dogless hot dog bun. Vegetarian.