Bartman's Bottom 40

Bartman's Bottom 40 is a comic story featured in Bartman: The Best of the Best!.

List

 * 1) Bullies with mega-strength superpowers. (Most likely Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney).
 * 2) Parents who tell their friends about your "cute little costume".
 * 3) School nights.
 * 4) Learning the hard way that Man was not meant to fly.
 * 5) Sidekicks that can't stay up past nine O'Clock. (Implied to be Houseboy.)
 * 6) Using allowance to pay off anonymous tipsters.
 * 7) Forgetting that the mobsters and the Mayor drive black limos.
 * 8) The fine line between superhero and psycho-vigilante.
 * 9) Sliding down the Bartpole in shorts.
 * 10) Slick Hollywood exports that try to exploit your name.
 * 11) The universe imploding upon itself and restarting again with subtle changes.
 * 12) Chronic cowl-head.
 * 13) Having homework to do before going out and bustin' heads.
 * 14) Sharpening the giant pencil in the Bartcave.
 * 15) Police Chiefs that only give you 24 hours to solve the case.
 * 16) Houseboy's lactose intolerance.
 * 17) Contracting TMJ from all that teeth gritting.
 * 18) Psychotic villains that don't use deodorant.
 * 19) Bartdog's bout with compulsive tail chasing.
 * 20) The Bartcave's persistent mildew.
 * 21) Maniac Beef Jerky Monsters from Dimension Q.
 * 22) Getting caught soliloquising.
 * 23) Cape-burn.
 * 24) Defective grappling hooks.
 * 25) Curious sisters searching for blackmail material.
 * 26) Comic Book Shops that are closed on Sunday.