The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson/Quotes


 * [After Homer destroys the car boot.]

Hehe, Homer one. New York nothin'. [steps on destroyed car boot] D'oh!

That took too long. How come we had to transfer in Atlanta twice? I just say we should have payed the extra $1.50 and got a bus with restrooms!

We'll meet you in Central Park at 5:00. Okay, but not a minute later. Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy. (looks at person on street) I'm on to you!

I don't think it's a good idea to be driving around in a car you built yourself. [Building a car out of a mattress] Okay, Marge, either you can stand there and complain, or you can get started knitting me those seatbelts.

New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes. I can't drink. I'm the designated driver. Ah, that's swell. Duff Beer wholeheartedly supports the designated driver system. Now, who wants to party?!

Awight New York, I'm comin' back! But you're not gettin' this! [throws his wallet into the fireplace] Dad, our baby pictures were in there! Don't you start!

[as the statue of liberty] Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full! OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.

Mom, are those rabbits dead? No, no, Lisa they're just sleeping, upside down… and inside out.

Here's a better idea. You give me your address and I'll write to you. [breathing heavily] OK. Send it to Jesus, uh, care of the Pentagon.

DO'H!