From the Desk of J. Smithers - Re: My Top 40

From the Desk of J. Smithers - Re: My Top 40 is a list featured in Simpsons Illustrated #5.

List

 * 1) My esteemed employer C. Montgomery Burns
 * 2) Mother
 * 3) My fabulous life as an unctuous, snivelling sycophant
 * 4) Bootlicking
 * 5) Apple-polishing
 * 6) That wonderful hissing sound the word "yes" makes
 * 7) Kowtowing
 * 8) Mealymouthing
 * 9) Mollycoddling
 * 10) Herky, my pet Yorkshire terrier
 * 11) Sucking up
 * 12) Currying favor
 * 13) Blowing smoke
 * 14) Butter upping
 * 15) Fawn Hall
 * 16) Weasels
 * 17) Two facing
 * 18) Double-talking
 * 19) Four-flushing
 * 20) Back stabbing
 * 21) Whistle-blowing
 * 22) Roy Cohn
 * 23) Glad-handing
 * 24) Toadying
 * 25) "Monty"
 * 26) Brownnosing
 * 27) Whitewashing
 * 28) Blacklisting
 * 29) Pink slipping
 * 30) Soft-soaping
 * 31) Beely wumping
 * 32) Basking in reflected glory
 * 33) Rose Mary Woods
 * 34) Timeserving
 * 35) Backslapping
 * 36) Lapdooging
 * 37) Pussfooting
 * 38) Crumblicking
 * 39) Did I mention my esteemed and benevolent employer, Mr. C. Montgomery Burns?
 * cc: personal file
 * cc: personal file