Whiskey Business/Quotes


 * Moe: Eh, who am I kidding? They don't care about me. (sighs) Suicide. Finally. I'm really doing it. No more cries for (shouts): help! 'Cause this time, there's no one that's gonna (shouts): save me! I mean, it's not like (shouts): I'm begging you, please, please show me some love! (sighs) Yeah, it's nothing like that.


 * Homer: Now, wait a minute. Got to make sure you're okay. Who's the president now?
 * Moe: Some jerk.
 * Homer: He's back!


 * Lisa: Whatever Bart's doing, it's got to be pretty bad for him to get me tickets to this amazing jam session. All the greats are here: Jellyroll Jones, Boston Cream Basie, Birthmark Billy Jackson, Grabass Walker, the Fatneck Sisters and... (gasps) Bleeding Gums Murphy?


 * Grampa: But what you did wasn't for nothing. It was the best two weeks of this final horrible part of my life.
 * Bart: Well, you are the first thing I took care of that didn't die.
 * Grampa: (chuckles): Oh, I hear that a lot.


 * Moe: My name is Moe Szyslak of Makers Moe Bourbon, ticker symbol: M-O-E. I'm the CEO, and I promise that I will hand-brew every bottle with these very hands, huh? I-I'll supervise production, I'll manage marketing. My face is gonna be on every bottle! And we will only use the finest ingredients made in America.