Homer Scissorhands/Quotes


 * Bart: What's wrong, man?
 * Milhouse: Something happened last night. Something that really changed me. My mom put in the Finding Nemo DVD, but then she got a phone call. So I started it myself. Did you know it has a chapter before chapter two? A chapter where we meet Nemo's mother.
 * Bart: Nemo doesn't have a mother.
 * Milhouse: Not after Chapter One, he doesn't. If death can happen to a fish, it can happen to anyone. You've gotta live life while you can. So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa.
 * Bart: That's your take-away from Nemo? I think you've already made your feelings for Lisa clear.
 * Milhouse: Well, I can make them more clear. You see, in the past, I've been too subtle. It's my curse-- subtlety!


 * Lisa: Why would a popular fifth-grader like Taffy be interested in a Milhouse like Milhouse?
 * Bart: I dunno. It's one of those mysteries, like how do my clothes get clean and put back in my drawers?


 * Bart: I jumped in front of your picture. Now it's ruined.
 * Lisa: Bart, this isn't a photograph. I'm not gonna just paint you into my-- aw! You just ruined six months' work!
 * Bart: I'm really sorry it wasn't a year.
 * Lisa: Aw! You're gonna regret the day you were born.
 * Bart: I already do. It's too close to Christmas.


 * Homer: Just call me "Homer Fingerhands."
 * Marge: I'd rather call you by your normal name, if that's okay. But I never knew you were so good with hair.
 * Homer: Marge, when someone loses their hair, they miss it the most. It's like a beloved dog that died on your head.


 * Milhouse: Attention, lovers of love. Let it be known by all: Lisa Simpson is the smartest, sweetest, most perfectest girl in the whole world, and I shall not rest until I am her boyfriend.