Hamburger's Little Helper/Quotes

[Nigel shows the Simpsons a video wherein Santa's Little Helper tells the Simpsons that he no longer wishes to live with them]
 * Homer: "Wow, I would never have believed it if I hadn't seen in on TV."
 * Lisa: "But, Dad, it's a sham. Santa's Little Helper can't really talk!"
 * Homer: "That's right! No dog can! Especially not when they're busy flying a jet plane."