The Principal of the Thing/Quotes


 * Seymour Skinner: So long, children!
 * Milhouse: W-wow, Bart, with Shinner gone you've lost your mortal enemey.
 * Bart: Sideshow Bob's an enemy. Skinner was more of a nemesis.
 * Nelson: Special wedgie delivery for the dorkus brothers!
 * Bart: Aaargh!
 * Bart: Gah!
 * Milhouse: And... [GROAN]... what's Nelson?
 * Bart: A paint in the butt.


 * Ms. Hoover: Principal Simpson, we're out of chalk and need to requsition more. I've tried carving out the lessons with this knife, but now the board is full.
 * Homer: Can't talk gorging on fish sticks!
 * Jimbo: Dude, if your dad dies, do you become principal?
 * Bart: Y'know, I never thought of that.


 * Carl: This was a great idea, making a life-sized model of Homer out of butter!
 * Lenny: Mmm... I can't belive it's not Homer!


 * Ralph: Here's a cake my mom made, Principal Lisa's daddy.
 * Homer: Thanks. That means extra credit for you!
 * Seymour Skinner: What?
 * Homer: And now with our new "snacks for grades" program, even [MUNCH] The slower kids'll have a head start on [GULP] Harvard!
 * Seymour Skinner: I... i....
 * Homer: And you know the "junior achievers" program?
 * Seymour Skinner: Of course, It's a forum where successful people talk about their jobs with the students.
 * Homer: Yeah. Well, we couldn't get anyone successful. So now we have... "Junior Underahivers!" We get people to talk about how they screwed up their lives!


 * Bart: Yo, Lis, why weren't you in school today?
 * Lisa: I had to mow the lawn and clean the garage for extra credit. My G.P.A. has gone triple platinum, but it just doesn't seem right.
 * Bart: Then tell Homer "no" next time.
 * Lisa: And turn down good grades?