What the Hole?!/Quotes


 * Marge: Homer, I'm taking Maggie to the new Mommy-And-Me casino. It's "slots for tots" day. I'll be back in a few hours. While I'm gone, I need you to fix the hole in the rood.
 * Homer: No worries, Marge. I've got a plan!
 * Marge: And make sure you do the job right! No enslaving the pets.
 * Homer: D'oh!


 * Homer: Now, It's nailin' time! Nothing betas the old Skull-Piercer 9000 Nail-O-matic for firing as fast as you can pull the trigger! But why sould my finger do all the work when I can make the gun fire automatically by taping down the trigger?


 * Homer: I've got enought boards to cover all these holes. I'll just wedge 'em in here nice and solid! That's the ticket!
 * Sound: Chunk!


 * Homer: That's it, roof! No more mister guy! I'ts you versus me... and I'm gonna win!


 * Marge: Hello, Homer. Maggie and I are on our way home. How did the roof repair turn out?
 * Homer: Marge, I'm happy to say the hole is one!
 * Lisa: Dad, how could you blatantly lie to mom about the hole?
 * Homer: I didn't lie, honey. Tehre isn't a hole in the roof anymore... ...in fact, I don't even see a roof, do you?