You Could Do Worse

"You Could Do Worse" is a song sung by Moe, Marge, Lenny, Carl, Barney and Homer.

Lyrics

 * Moe:
 * My taste for romance
 * Is kinda perverse.
 * I can only make love
 * In the back of a hearse.


 * Plus I gotta be dressed
 * As a Civil War nurse.
 * And then when I'm finished,
 * I'll go through your purse.


 * But you could do worse.


 * Marge:
 * I could do worse.


 * Lenny, Carl and Barney:
 * We're proof that you...


 * Moe and Marge:
 * You/I could do worse.


 * Homer:
 * She couldn't possibly do worse!