Goodnight Buffoon

Goodnight Buffoon is a Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders story that appears in.

Synopsis
In a richly illustrated poem, the narrator takes stock of various people and places in Springfield, then says "good night" to them all.

The story

 * In the little pink house
 * There was a couch
 * And a cable TV
 * And a painting of-
 * A sailboat at sea
 * And three happy elves
 * Sitting on shelves
 * And a four-legged stool
 * And a puddle of drool
 * And a cat
 * And a puppy
 * And a three-eyed guppy
 * And a rug and a lamp
 * And a girl with a bow
 * On the gut of a fat man muttering...
 * D'oh!
 * There were figurines
 * And childhood dreams
 * An unfaithful mayor
 * With a bimbo taxpayer
 * A pimple-faced teen
 * And a milkshake machine
 * A greedy bartender
 * And an old three-speed blender
 * A sleepy scycophant
 * And a shoddy power plant
 * Goodnight Springfield
 * Goodnight old man
 * Goodnight Moleman
 * Goodnight souse
 * Goodnight Milhouse
 * Goodnight Manjula
 * And Goodnight Apu
 * Goodnight Anoop, Uma, Pria, Sashi--
 * Er... Goodnight to the Nahasapeemapetilon crew
 * Goodnight man listening to Sonny and Cher
 * Goodnight man With a bone through his hair
 * Goodnight sister Lisa,
 * Genius above par
 * Goodnight brother Bart,
 * Likely stealing a car
 * Goodnight mother Marge,
 * You're the sweetest by far
 * Goodnight house
 * Goodnight couch
 * Goodnight kitty
 * Goodnight to the whole city
 * Goodnight fish and lamp and wall
 * Goodnight babies,
 * Big and small