Prop, Prop, Whiz, Whiz!/Quotes


 * Lisa: Bart! Hurry up! We're going to be late for the movie! Dad's waiting in the car!
 * Milhouse: Why don't you just use the bathroom at theatre?
 * Bart: It's too far from here! Oh, man, I shouldn't have that extra large Squishee. Nature's calling, it's got speed dial, and isn't taking "no" for an answer!


 * Milhouse: What happend to Lisa? She just vanished! Has she always just been a ghost and no one told me?
 * Bart: The props are crused. They take the person who touches them to another place.
 * Milhouse: Well, I'm going to save her! Then she'll have to start returning my emails!
 * Bart: I don't think it works what...
 * Sound: Pop!
 * Bart: ...way!


 * Dark Lord of the Sith: Your armor is in place! Rise, dark lord! Rise!
 * Homer: Man, all those third degree burns really make a guy thirsty! Can you get me a berr?
 * Dark Lord of the Sith: I'm afraid there's no beer in outer space.
 * Homer: No... beer...? D'oooooooooooooh!


 * Lisa: But remember, the most important pwoer a kid can have is the power of a library card!


 * Bart: Wait until the bullies at school see this... uh, Homer?
 * Lisa: Hey, dad, do those burns hurt?
 * Homer: No, sweetie, luckily most of my pain nerves got cauterized. But listen up, Bat in the future you call me "dad," not, "Homer!"
 * Bart: Why?
 * Homer: Because I am your farther!