How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?/Quotes


 * Marge Simpson: Homer, are you scaring those kids?
 * Homer Simpson: [Sweetly, calling up] No, I'm no-ot! [Low, ominous to kids] Yes I am. The Bloody Hangman walks on his stubby bone feet through the plague-ridden streets of London...
 * Lisa Simpson: You said it was Boston.
 * Homer Simpson: Did I? [Scary] Anyway, the Bloody Hangman set to his gory work. Bodies piled up like those stackable plastic chairs.


 * Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.
 * Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?
 * Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.


 * Nelson: My mom ran off with my birthday clown!


 * Pigeon Owner: He's a homing pigeon. He comes home. Unless you wanna spring for a limo.


 * Danica Patrick: I'm contractually obligated by my sponsors to appear in random fans' fantasies.