Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh/Quotes


 * Marge: [referring to sciencewater] The bottle label is all in lowercase. It's like I'm drinking E. E. Cummings.


 * Miss Hoover: Three, two, one. Now I have tenure, so I'll let Ralph teach the class from now on.
 * Ralph: Class, in what year was one plus one?
 * [No one says anything.]
 * Ralph: The answer is, the amazing Ralph!
 * [Ralph then dives out of the classroom window.]


 * Lisa: It says here that Springfield Elementary is so bad it's two deviations below the norm.
 * Homer: Oh, I can't understand that math reference because I went to Springfield Elementary!


 * City Inspector: [flips coin] Call it, friendo.
 * Homer: Heads! No, tails! No, on its side!
 * [coin falls on its side]
 * City Inspector: Well played.


 * Marge: Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't!


 * Caitlin: I'm Caitlin with a "c". This is Katelyn, with a "k" and Kate Lynn, 2 words.
 * Lisa: I'm Lisa, one word.


 * Bart: Why did you use my treehouse?
 * Homer: C'mon boy, be cool!
 * Bart: [sighs]
 * Homer: Be cool or you're grounded!


 * Marge: I love tapas. They're like appetizers for a meal that never comes.


 * Marge: Please, just stay there until Bart graduates from high school.
 * Homer: Ohhh, that's another 20 or 30 years!


 * [Lisa sneaks backstage in a catering tray.]
 * Alaska Nebraska: I am so tired of fans in my food.


 * City Inspector: Go, Dog, Go, pages missing. Lego spaceship, poorly constructed. Clearly this is the appartment of elementary school children. Too bad. I was really looking forward to killing you and making it look like a suicide.
 * Homer: Oh, thank you, friendo!
 * City Inspector: I am not your friendo.
 * Homer: But I thought...


 * Bart: We have to go back to Springfield. I just remembered I was playing hide-and-seek with Milhouse.
 * Milhouse: [in the dumpster back of the Kwik-E-Mart] Three weeks! This must be a new record!


 * Cookie Kwan: Ah, so cheap eh?
 * Homer: (bows, in Asian accent) Ahso sheepay to you!