Dolls Well That Ends Well/Quotes

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 * Lisa: Good morning, everybody! Can you guess what day today is?
 * Homer: Is it my birthday? Please say yes!
 * Marge: Oh, I hope it's not "national blueberry day!" I just made banana pancakes!
 * Bart: Is it "Lisa a dork day?"
 * Lisa: It's "Take your daughter to work day!"


 * Lisa: I'm so excited to go to the nuclear power plant! This must be what Nobel Prize-winning chemist Marie Curie felt like as she sought to unravel the mysteries of the atom! Minus the crippling radiation sickness, of couse.


 * Clancy Wiggum: Ralphie loves his new doll! He didn't have to sleep with his light on for once!
 * Apu: Yes, and that doll kept my hot dogs extra-warm all night long!
 * Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Your doll gave me a tan! I feel like a Hollywood movie star!


 * Mr. Burns: Marge, will you be my partner in the doll business and love these dolls for as long as we all shall glow?
 * Marge: I do.


 * Lisa: Oh, mom. That's terrible!
 * Marge: And it's all my fault! I never should have gone into business with that evil man! And now I'm trapped! [SOB!] Mr. Burns will never stopp production!
 * Lisa: Hmmm... I've got! Remember when we read "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" together?
 * Marge: As I recall your father ate the book before we could finish!
 * Homer: Mmm... delicious chocolaty fiction.
 * Lisa: Well, that book has given me just the ticket to get out of this mess. A golden ticket, in fact! Me thinks Roald Dahl can rid us of these dolls!
 * Bart: Yeah, If that was some kind of play on words, It was totally lost on me.