Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song/Quotes

There's nary an animal alive that out-run a greased Scotsman.

[taunts, holding aloft Skinner's underwear] We got Skinner's underpants! And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal. That's not true. I can buy a new pair! [checks his wallet] No I can't. I needed those, I really did.

You miss-a your friend, huh? Yeah. Let-a my cooking cheer you up-a.
 * [he goes off-screen, into the kitchen]

Get some red crap for the ugly kid-a!

[sees Santa's Little Helper in the airduct] Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent. Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside? He was going to the bathroom.

Children, teachers back to your rooms. Uh-oh, whenever I get this upset I get hiccups. [hic] Oh, right on cue... [teachers and students laugh at him]