The Boys Find a Playdude/Quotes


 * Milhouse: Guys, I was here in the attic trying on my mom's dresses... er... I mean looking for fireworks, when I found... ...this!
 * Bart or Nelson: Cool!
 * Bart: There's a whole box full of them. Let's get it to my treehouse.
 * Milhouse: But we need a distraction to get past my mum.
 * Nelson: Let me take care of that!
 * Luann: Thanks for helping me, Nelson. You can be such a sweetheart when you're not being the neighborhood bully.
 * Nelson: Well, I have other interestes. I even write poetry.
 * Luann: Really? What do you write about?
 * Nelson: Wedgies mostly.
 * Bart: We made it! Now I can finally see why I've been so anxious to grow up!
 * Kirk: I belive you boys have somwthing of mine.
 * Milhouse: Dad!
 * Bart: We're busted!
 * Milhouse: So, when can I read Playdude?
 * Kirk: Never! But, this makes me feeel much better about that little dress incident.