Chinese military official (1)

"Those inscrutable Americans. What are they up to now?"

- Chinese military official.

The Chinese military official is a Chinese man who works as a military official.

History
When Bart was digging a large hole, Lisa told him that if he kept digging he'd dig straight through to China, to which Bat responded "If it happens, it happens." Meanwhile, up in space, a Chinese satellite was seen spying on Bart. As two military officials watched the screen, one of them wondered what Bart and Lisa were up to.

Behind the Laughter
When Homer was retelling this story to his friends at Moe's, Lenny asked how Homer could've known that the Chinese were spying on Bart. Homer told Lenny that he just "naturally assumed" they were spying, making it likely that none of the Chinese military officials actually exist.