Chicagoan man

The Chicagoan man is an unnamed man from Chicago.

History
His shirt got caught in the Lady Gaga Express train, and he had been carried from Chicago all the way to Springfield.

Lady Gaga and her stylist heard the man's cries for help and he told them that he just wanted his life back. Lady Gaga then shouted to him "no negativity!", to which the man replied "oh, you're right, I'm missing a terrible winter!" A tree branch then wacked him in the face.