Yellow Subterfuge/Quotes


 * Marge: (to Bart) Bart, sweetie, this is an opportunity for you to turn things around yet again. And I believe in you. Yet again.


 * Lisa: Principal Skinner? I object to this arbitrary use of power and request I be taken off the list.
 * Skinner: Off the list. (Cross out her name)
 * Lisa: Thank you.


 * Bart: Oh, man! 5 days without pranking? I'm getting strange red marks. But I'm gonna make it!


 * Homer: As I always say, "don't get mad, get dinners." Then get even. With Skinner.
 * Bart: You'll really help me get revenge?
 * Homer: Yes. What's Skinner's weakness?
 * Bart: Everything.
 * Homer: Good, we can use that.


 * Skinner: I don't wanna sound ungrateful, but could I eat one of the potatoes?
 * Homer: Sorry, but Dick Fiddler is allergic to potatoes.


 * Marge: This has gone long enough. I'm starting to think this school project is more than meet the eyes.


 * Skinner: Mother? You're alive?
 * Agnes: Seymour, when this fat guy and his kid asked me to fake my death to punish you, I said, "Sure, that's something to do."