Decorate Your Father's Belly

"Decorate Your Father's Belly" is a song, which appears in "Sing Along With Bart-O-Claus!", sung to the tune of "".

Lyrics

 * Decorate your father's belly.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.
 * While he's sleeping by the telly.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.
 * Jelly smeared in patterns festive.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.
 * Makes a centerpiece suggestive.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.


 * Next create a yuletide bonbon.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.
 * Drip some chocolate sauce upon him.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.
 * Better chase away the pets now.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.
 * Or your dad is X-mas dog chow.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.


 * Colored lights his belly wreathing.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.
 * Blend so gaily with his breathing.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.
 * Crowning all, a star above it.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.
 * Show the neighbors, they will love it.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.


 * If your dad begins to waken.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.
 * Hide the tinsel-covered bacon.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.
 * Tell him that he looks delicious.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.
 * Run like hell, he might get vicious.
 * Fa la la la la, la la la.