How Miss Hoover Got Her Groove Back/Quotes


 * Miss Hoover: Okay, class. This is a pop quiz. Take out your number two pencils and you know the rest.
 * Lisa: Oh, boy! Pop quiz tuesday! I like this almost as much as strandardized test thursday!


 * Miss Hoover: Good morning, class! I'm you new teacher, Miss Hoover! Now, I have a lot of activites planned where you'll get to learn and have fun! This is going to be an exciting year for all of us, I think. Now who would like to-- uh, excuse me. Young man, you're supposed to be paying attention, not drawing pictures.
 * Bart: But I'm drawing a picture of you, miss Cootie.
 * Miss Hoover: My name is miss Hoover.
 * Bart: Sorry, miss Cootie.
 * Miss Hoover: It's pronuced, "miss Hoover".
 * Bart: Miss Cootie?
 * Miss Hoover: Miss Hoover!
 * Bart: Miss Doodie?
 * Miss Hoover: I am not "miss Doodie"!
 * Bart: The teacher said, "doodie"! Ahahaha!
 * Nelson: Haw haw!


 * Lisa: Mom, my teacher, Miss Hoover, has lost the will to teach. What am I going to do? Without an instructor that's engaged in my eduction, I could end up going to a second or third tier college!
 * Marge: Well, what makes you say she's lost her will to teach?
 * Lisa: She let Ralph grade our pop quizes! He gave everybody a "J+" and then sent us home for pie!
 * Marge: Well, maybe you could remind miss Hoover of why she got into teaching. Take her to some inspiring educational places.
 * Lisa: Hmmm... okay thanks, mom.
 * Marge: Sure. Now in the mean time... ...could you grab the toaster and pull?
 * Lisa: Dad, are you still holding on to your toast?
 * Homer: Maybe.


 * Ralph: I can spin in cirles until my tummy goes whoopsie!


 * Edna: So you lost your will to teach, huh?
 * Miss Hoover: Yeah.
 * Edna: Welcome to the club.