Day of the Jackanapes/Quotes

Hello family. Where have you been young man, it's nearly bed time. I was… I was…
 * [Bob appears in a thought bubble.]

If anyone asks… you were at the flower shop. I was at the flower shop. Oh yeah, uh… I was at the flower shop too. Yep. Getting drunk at the ol' flower shop.

The rake, my archenemy! I thought I was your archenemy! I have a life outside of you, Bart

Well, I think it's good for a show to go off the air before it becomes stale and repetitive! Maggie shot Mr. Burns again!
 * [The family looks at him blankly.]

You are in my power! I am at your command! I didn't say anything about command. I said "You are in my power." Now, say it! I am in your power. Good. No, go back to command, I like that better.