The Ned-liest Catch/Quotes


 * Principal Skinner: We're all bursting with pride after our girls basketball team beat Shelbyville 2-0 in triple overtime.


 * Lisa: I'm sorry but the team all got food poisoning at the pre-rally egg salad sandwich party. Luckily as equipment manager, I was not invited!
 * Principal Skinner: No team. (sighs) I'll have to give you all an hour of free play.
 * Everyone cheers
 * Nelson: Let chaos reign.
 * Nelson bashes his head against the wall
 * Lisa: Actually I do have a speech prepared.
 * Children: Aw.
 * Bart: No-one cancels my free play.
 * Bart breaks Milhouse's glasses.
 * Bart: Sorry man.
 * Milhouse: That's OK, thanks for making me part of the revolution.


 * Gary Chalmers: Skinner, who's running this?
 * Homer: (whispering) I thought I was.


 * Edna Krabappel: (grabs Bart by the shoulder) You unrepentant little twerp! (Slaps him and looks at the entire students and staffs who notices her and again slaps Bart hard and they gasp in shock)''
 * Miss Hoover: (shocked) Oh, Edna. ''(Becky and a student back away from Edna in fear)
 * Edna Krabappel: (raise her hand) It was an open hand. Does that help?
 * Principal Skinner: (crossly) Edna, we can tolerate mild alcoholism, leaving melted cheese in the microwave, even selling A's for cigarettes. (approaching her)'' But in laying a hand on a student, you have crossed a line. Nurse, get a slap kit.
 * School Nurse: Right away, sir.