Moe & Barney's Excellent Adventure/Quotes


 * Professor Frink: Excuse me, barkeep, might I use your facilties?
 * Moe: Yeah, sure. But it's a two-drink minimum to use the toilet. Three, if you want to wash your hands. I'll start you a tab.


 * Barney: Moe... we have to leave...
 * Moe: What? You crazy boozehound! I ain't seen this many beautiful dames since the plastic surgeon next door had that fire drill! What do you want to leave for?


 * Professor Frink: Good glavin on a bun! What have you done? By bringing neaanderthals back to the present, you've changed history! This could be the whole reason they're exticnt!
 * Moe: Yeah, but we're in love over here. Don't that... uh... sorta trump everything?
 * Ooga: Moe, Ooga must be honest... Ooga outgrow Moe. Need better man.
 * Moe: Aw, c'mon Ooga baby! I can change!
 * Untok: And Untok love Barney, but Untok bot in love with Barney.


 * Ooga: Ooga like man of big words.
 * Professor Frink: Er... uh... [WOO-BOY!]
 * Untok: Him look like him have steady job.


 * Barney: Than can I have a beer?
 * Moe: Tell ya what. I'll pour all the leftover beers into one mug. You can have it for half price.
 * Barney: You're a good friend, Moe.