Kwik-E-Mart president

The Kwik-E-Mart president or Head of the Kwik-E-Mart is the "benevolent" Indian President and CEO of the Kwik-E-Mart franchise. He is also the head of Stop-O-Mart in. A guru who sits cross-legged drinking a Squishee, the President knows all, except the combination to the safe.

History
He runs the first ever Kwik-E-Mart store in the Himalayas, a location Homer pointed out is not very convenient. Apu traveled to see him with Homer, as he was the only person with the authority to give Apu his job back at the Kwik-E-Mart in Springfield. He permits visitors three questions, of which Apu only needed one. Unfortunately, Homer wasted all three questions by asking "Are you really the Head of the Kwik-E-Mart?", following up with "Really?" and finally "You?" The response to each one is "Yes." The President then told them that he hoped their visit has been informative and, much to Apu's dismay, asked them to leave (and "come again").