Friend with Benefit/Quotes


 * Homer: It's like being from North Korea and finding out there's a South Korea!


 * Homer: There comes a time in everyone's life when you need a little extra help getting up from your chair.


 * Lisa: [Talking about her "crappy" old bike] My dad assembled it on Christmas Day. Which is why I have to pedal backward to go forward, but I love it.


 * Mike Jambowski: When I'm happy, I make holes! When I'm sad, I buy a hockey team! They cost, like, nothin', man!