Bartless on a Tuesday/Quotes


 * Milhouse: Hey, Martin, cool robot!
 * Martin: This is my greastes creation, The Prince 5000! It's a robot designed to take a bully's beating!
 * Milhouse: Really? Wow!


 * Martin: Mrs. Simpson, is Bart at home?
 * Marge: Oh hello, boys. Bart went outon an errand an hour ango, but he told me to make sure that you "two suckers"--er, I mean the two of you waited for him.


 * Raphael: Ah, Mr. Simpson, I have your order right here. Can I interest you in some plastic facial augmentation or some fake vomit?
 * Bart: Eh, that is so last millenium. This is the 21st century, man. I need a prank with an efge.
 * Raphael: Well, how about a six-foot tall balloon? Legally, I'm not suppose to sell it to dwars of children under 10, but you seem like a responsible prankster.
 * Bart: Whoa-mama!


 * Milhouse: I'm sick of this waiting, matin! Three more hours and I'm out of here!
 * Martin: You know something, you're right, Milhouse! We don't need Bart!
 * Milhouse: We don't? I mean, yeah, we don't!
 * Martin: The sun does not rise or set on Bart Simpson! Let's go get some ice cream.


 * Milhouse: I'm sorry, Martin. I guess coming back here is sort of like admitting defeat.
 * Martin: I consider it more like acknowledging we can't function without the raspacllion antics of Bartholomew.
 * Milhouse: Yeah, that's what I said.
 * Marge: Oh hello, boys. I'm sorry, you missed him again. He went to the Ice cream Parlor and Professor Frink's too look for you.