To Cur, with Love/Quotes


 * Marge: Hurry up. I want to get Grampa back here by 3:00, so we can get him and Maggie on the same nap schedule.
 * Bart: I've labeled all his boxes.
 * Homer: Well, I can't pick up something this heavy without my lifting belt. (sudden shout) Ow!
 * Marge: You know you can't lift your lifting belt without wearing your belt-lifting-belt.
 * Homer: Oh, no. I won't be able to help you pack up Grampa.
 * Marge: Fine. Just stay here and hold down the fort.
 * Homer: Hold down the fort? With my bad back?


 * Bart: Santa's Little Helper. Santa's Little Helper!
 * Lisa: I love that dog, but that is one long, stupid name.


 * Homer: I've just never really been a dog person.
 * Grampa: Really? What about Bongo?
 * Homer: Bongo?! I told you never to ever talk about Bongo. Ever!
 * Lisa: What just happened? Who's Bongo?
 * Grampa: Bongo was Homer's dog when he was a boy.
 * Homer: He's still my dog!


 * Clancy Wiggum: Oh, I'm a washout as a dogcatcher. What do I do now?
 * Lou: Well, my dream is to be police chief.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Oh, no, you can't 'cause, um, that's my dream. I'm gonna be chief of police.
 * Lou: Well, then I'll be a spokesman for my people, like Ralph Abernathy.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Ralph, I like that name.


 * Homer: Oh, my God, Dad. I owe you an apology. You saved Bongo. I never understood that till now.
 * Grampa: All these years I thought you loved that dog more than me.
 * Homer: Why would you think that? Just because I put you in a home where they feed you dog food?