Who the Bartman?/Quotes


 * Nelson: Hey, you're... you're...
 * Seymour Skinner: I know, I know... I'm covered in boysenberry pie. The oven in the home economics room exploded. I tried to get Superintedent Chalmers to replace it, but he swore it had at least ten more years of "Non-explosive" functionality!
 * Nelson: Whoa, that's so weird! Skinner totally looked like Bartman.
 * Bart: No, he didn't!.


 * Nelson: Bartman's got claws infused with "Bartamantium", the strongest metal jknow to man! ""And if Bartman caught you stealing he'd be all "slice, slice, slice!"
 * Bart: You're saying that Bartman whould slice a guy open just for stealing a stupid painting?
 * Nelson: Nah... He'd just make that "slice slice" nose, and that whould scare 'em into giving up. Bartman's not a monster!
 * Bart: How do you know all this?
 * Nelson: That's easy because Bartmans is my dad!


 * Sherri/Terri: Do you expect us to believe that?
 * Sherri/Terri: We know what Bartman rally looks like!
 * Nelson: Oh yeah? Then spill it.
 * Bart: Yeah. This ought to be rich.
 * Sherri/Terri: Bartman is a true bentleman superhero.


 * Ralph: Ooh! Ooh! Playground teacher?
 * Sherri/Terri: For the zillionth time, Ralph. i'm not your teacher.
 * Ralph: I saw Mr. Grape Ravoili too!
 * Bart: "Mr. Grape Ravioli?"
 * Sherri/Terri: [PSST] I think he means Bartman.


 * Bartman: I think Bartman looks like this!
 * Sherri/Terri: Wow, Bart that is so Lame.
 * Nelson: Yeah, dingus.
 * Ralph: Even I'm embrassed for you!