The Hills Have Hicks/Quotes


 * Cowboy Bob: I'm glad you could come campin' with me in my Strata-Cruiser 5000 Deluxe RV, Luann, but why'd we have to bring the munchkins?
 * Luann: I'm sorry, Bob, but it's my weekend with Milhouse. I thought you two could do a little bonding.
 * Cowboy Bob: Well... uh-huh... yeah, I guess I could teach him how to empty the septic tank.


 * Milhouse: This is boring!
 * Bart: Luckily, I broguht, my bag of marbles to entertain us!
 * Milhouse: Well, o-okay. But this time, the loser doesn't have to eat a marble. It took three days to get my favorite marlbe back!
 * Bart: Fine... as long as you never tell me that story again.


 * Milhouse: Bart, this is worse then the time I was locked in the cafeteria's meat freezer.
 * Bart: I only left you in that freezer for five minutes! We could be out here forever!


 * Milhouse: Wow! What happened?
 * Cowboy Bob: Well, it's the d-darndest thing. The 5000's power-generator jammed an' stopped working. T-try as I might, I couldn't get it going again. it's a mystery, that's what it is. Of course, all my RV's have 10,000 mile, two year g-gurantee on all parts and labor.
 * Luann: Shut up, B-Bob.


 * Cowboy Bob: Howdy there, neighbor! My RV is parked down the path there, and my power-generator is jammed!
 * Cletus:Does you have any food to share?
 * Cowboy Bob: No, we most certainly do not!
 * Luann: Speaking of jammed, we hear you have a lovely strawberry jam still!
 * Cletus: Kids! Fetch me my upsie-downside rope! We got us some revnuers fer the fire ants to feed on!
 * Brandine:I dont got yer knife what fer spreadin' jam, Cletus!
 * Cowboy Bob: What? No!
 * Luann: Oh, dear!
 * Bart & Milhouse: Swah ha ha ha ha!