Minimum Wage Nanny

"Minimum Wage Nanny" is a song sung by Lisa, Bart and Homer.

Lyrics

 * Lisa:
 * If you wish to be our sitter,
 * Please be sweet and never bitter,
 * Help us with math and book reports.


 * Bart:
 * Might I add: "Eat my shorts".


 * Lisa:
 * Bart!


 * Bart:
 * Just cuttin' through the treacle.


 * Lisa:
 * If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her.


 * Bart:
 * Let me get away with moider.


 * Lisa:
 * Teach us songs and magic tricks.


 * Homer:
 * Might I add: no fat chicks.


 * Marge:
 * Homer!


 * Lisa:
 * The nanny we want
 * Is kindly and sage.


 * Homer:
 * And one who will work
 * For minimum wage.


 * Lisa:
 * Hurry, nanny,
 * Things are grim.


 * Grampa:
 * I'll do it!


 * Bart and Lisa:
 * Anyone but him!

Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of the song "" from the movie . It is part of the "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley)" track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.