Corporal Punishment

Corporal Punishment is a character on the Krusty the Clown Show. He is Krusty's sergeant-at-arms and deals with the crowds of children and also runs an interference with network executives, bookies, OSHA inspectors and IRA agents.

History
He wanted to join the army, but due to his flat feet, he couldn't serve, so he instead became a bronco buster. He was also a bouncer and a mattress tester, before becoming on-camera security for Krusty. He once went 127 days without speaking.

When a group of protesters started booing Krusty, he threatened to bring out Corporal Punishment, who then stomped onto the stage. When Krusty fakes his death, he cries at the funeral.

He is a captain of his local neighborhood watch and is generally considered a loner. He likes cotton candy, walks on the beach and snuggling, despite his hard-look, and practices kickboxing, power lifting, bull riding and collects butterflies. He can crush bricks with his hands, is an expert marksmen and can also cook exquisite gelatos.