Days of Future Future/Quotes


 * Marge: Homie, you can't keep doing this to yourself.
 * Homer: I'm as healthy as a horse.
 * Marge: Horses only live 30 years.


 * Homer: All that's left are clever last words.


 * Reverent Lovejoy: And so we mourn the loss of Homer J. Simpson. Beloved husband, father and poorly informed sports fan.
 * Lenny: All he did was yell "traveling" at the screen.


 * Lisa: Oh... Dad, you're back! Just in time for my recital.
 * Homer #2: Somebody kill me.


 * Bart: That man sure loved potato salad.


 * Lovejoy: We are gathered here to mourn the passing of yet another Homer Simpson. Beloved father, precious memories, local character, et cetera.


 * Homer: Yo. Where's my body?
 * Frink: Oh, you used up all your clones, you fat, fat, fat, reckless, fat pig!


 * Marge: After 35 years of wifely obedience, I'm married to a face on a screen.
 * Homer: Not exactly fun and games for me, either, Marge.


 * Marge: (Angrily yell at Homer) No. I'm throwing you out of the house. You can live with your no-good son.
 * Bart: Hey. What did I do?
 * Marge: Nothing for 30 years. You're perfect for each other.


 * Bart: You know, Dad really misses you.
 * Marge: Well, I don't miss his nonsense. There's a lot of stuff he blamed on raccoons that I'm starting to suspect was him.


 * Moe: Hey, Bart, what'll it be?
 * Bart: A tall beer and no judgmental women.


 * Lisa: Mom, I got to know. Once and for all, what is the secret? Why did you stay with Dad so long?
 * Bart: Until I was eight, I thought he was a magical gorilla.
 * Marge: Look, life's tough. It's hard to make it through. The only way I know is when you make a decision that comes from your heart, you stick with it.