Whacking Day

"Excellent. Not a trace of urine."

- Superintendent Chalmers inspects the sandbox at Springfield Elementary

"Whacking Day" is the twentieth episode of season 4. It originally aired on April 29, 1993. The episode was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by Jeff Lynch.

Plot
Principal Skinner lures Bart, Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph and Nelson to a utility basement with the promise of free mountain bikes. When they get there, however, they're informed that they're being "swept under the rug" during an inspection by Superintendent Chalmers. Bart escapes through a ventilation shaft, and takes Groundskeeper Willie's tractor for a joyride before losing control and hitting the Superintendent in the rear. When Chalmers informs Skinner that the accident has cost him a promotion, Skinner responds by expelling Bart.

Meanwhile, Kent Brockman announces that a celebration which was found to be "disgusting and puerile" by a group of hillbillies is coming up. The upcoming celebration is Whacking Day - every 10th of May, the people of Springfield drive snakes to the center of town and beat them to death. Lisa is appalled at the upcoming Whacking Day celebration, but her protests fall on deaf ears. She tries to appeal to Homer to not lower himself to the level of others, but Homer is set on participating in Whacking Day.

Bart remains expelled from Springfield Elementary, and his parents try enrolling him in a private Christian school. He gets in trouble almost immediately for singing "Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit" when asked for a psalm, and is chased from the building by the teacher and other students. Marge then decides to homeschool Bart. For one of her assignments Marge gives Bart  to read, which was a favorite of hers when she was a little girl. Bart gains interest in the book when he learns that the protagonist was deformed by being wounded in war, and afterwards starts becoming a serious student.

On a "field trip" to Olde Springfield Towne, Bart notices a discrepancy in the Jebediah Springfield story: on May 10, 1775, the day he led an attack on Fort Ticonderoga, he also supposedly founded Whacking Day. At a loss for words, the Squeaky-voiced teen in charge of the tour decides to force Bart to leave.

, the honorary Grand Marshal of Whacking Day, arrives to begin the festivities. Mayor Quimby introduces him as "Larry White", to White's annoyance, and his annoyance turns to disgust when he asks Quimby what the occasion is for and Quimby tells him it's about killing snakes. White yells at the crowd, "You people make me sick!" Inattentive and uncaring, they cheer anyway.

Meanwhile, Bart discovers the true origin of Whacking Day. He suggests to Lisa that they can lure the snakes to safety by playing music with a lot of bass and putting the stereo speakers to the ground. Homer's record collection, which boasts such gems as, , and A Castrato Christmas, leaves much to be desired, but they get assistance from Barry White (who was conveniently walking by). With White's vocals and Lisa's bass guitar playing, they attract hundreds of snakes into the house to the tune of White's 1974 hit song "".

The crowd arrives in pursuit of the snakes, but they are soon turned around on the subject of Whacking Day by Bart's newfound knowledge: the day was actually invented in 1924 as an excuse to beat up. Mayor Quimby, not knowing that the city has changed its mind about Whacking Day, shows up with pre-whacked snakes, but is booed by the crowd and makes a hasty retreat.

Skinner is impressed with Bart's efforts, and welcomes him back to the school, but then realizes in horror that the bullies are still in the utility basement. He races back to the school with mountain bikes for the four bullies still in the basement, hoping that they all are still alive—and that no one sues.

Production
Whacking Day