Lunch Box Restipees

Lunch Box Restipees is a collection of recipes by Ralph from The Ralph Wiggum Book.

Ingredients

 * Eggs
 * Mayonnaise
 * Paprika
 * Satan

Preparation

 * 1) Get six hard-boiled eggs.
 * 2) Mix them up with some mayonnaise.
 * 3) Spinkle on some paprika.
 * 4) Offer them to Satan.

Ingredients

 * Cat food
 * Relish
 * Matonnaise

Preparation

 * 1) Mix together in a bowl.
 * 2) Chill and serve.

Ingredients

 * Racehorse
 * Bell peppers
 * Swiss cheese
 * Onion
 * Roll

Preparation

 * 1) Have Daddy bring one home from the track.

Ingredients

 * Hot dog
 * Mud

Preparation

 * 1) Get a hot dog.
 * 2) Roll it in the mud.

Ingredients

 * Corn on the cob
 * Dog food

Preparation

 * 1) Get a corn on the cob.
 * 2) Spread some of the dog's food on uit.
 * 3) Don't let the dog catch you doing this.

Ingredients

 * Aquarium gravel
 * Vanilla pudding
 * Whipped cream

Preparation

 * 1) Get some aquarium gravel.
 * 2) Put it in some pudding.
 * 3) Top with whipped cream.

Ingredients

 * Dirt
 * Twigs
 * Paste

Preparation

 * 1) Get a twig.
 * 2) Spreak paste over it.
 * 3) Stick it in the dirt.

Ingredients

 * Baloney
 * Malarkey
 * Hogwash
 * A load of hooey
 * Bread

Preparation

 * 1) Eat it and be quit, Kid!

Ingredients

 * Chicken pot pie
 * Swedish meat
 * Danish pastry

Preparation

 * 1) Mix ingredients together in your lunch box.
 * 2) Leave it in your backpack over the weekend.
 * 3) Share with friends on Monday.

Ingredients

 * Marshmallows
 * Graham crackers
 * Brown crayons

Preparation

 * 1) Put marshmallows and brown crayons togheter in pan on stovetop.
 * 2) Simmer for 5 minutes.
 * 3) Let cool.
 * 4) Pour onto cracker.

Ingredients

 * Potatoes
 * Regrets

Preparation

 * 1) Go to fridge.
 * 2) Get a bowl of leftover mashed potatoes.
 * 3) Sit down on curb outside to eat it.
 * 4) Have bullies shove your face in it.

Ingredients

 * Ants
 * Stick
 * Paste

Preparation

 * 1) Get a stick about 4 inches long.
 * 2) Spread paste over the stick.
 * 3) Sprinkle ants onto pase.

Ingredients

 * $5.00

Preparation

 * 1) Get your self somethinkg at the cafeteria.