Homer the Pooh: Chapter One/Quotes


 * Homer: Okay kids, time for your bedtime story!
 * Lisa: Dad, we can already read.
 * Marge: Besides, mum banned you from reading to us four years ago when half-way into the three little pigs you got mad at he pigs and thrw a chair through the window.
 * Homer: "Nevertheless one bright sunny day, Winnie-the-Pooh got his head stuck in a jar of honey..." Mmm... Honey! Sounds like job for Homer-the-Pooh!
 * Winnie-the-Pooh: Oh, borhter!
 * Homer-the-Pooh: Never fear, Homer-the-Pooh is here! Nnnnngh.
 * Sounds: Pop!
 * Winnie-the-Pooh: I wish I could repay you in honey, but that was the last pot!
 * Homer-the-Pooh: Why you little--!
 * Homer: ...bogart my honey, will you.
 * Lisa: Now then, here's what we tell the police.