The Kiss of Blecch!/Quotes


 * Bart: Milhouse! Yo gotta hide me!
 * Milhouse: What's wrong? Did you fill Skinner's car with oatmeal again? That was a classic!
 * Bart: Listen to em! You've got to help me hide! It's a matter of life and death!
 * Milhouse: Why? What happened? Are zombies attacking us?
 * Bart: Worse!


 * Sherri/Terri: You're it, Bart Simpson!
 * Bart: Nyaaaah!
 * Sherri/Terri: And we're going to kiss you!


 * Bart: So you gotta hide me in your locker! I'll do anything! I'll even give you back the stuff I stole that you don't know about!
 * Milhouse: Sorry, Bart, if the bottle pointed to you, they have to kiss you. It's the law. Besides, it's time for my two O'clock bullying.


 * Bart (thinking): Whoa! Not that way! Not that way either! Oh, no! They're everywhere!


 * Bart: Lisa! How could you?
 * Lisa: I'm sorry, Bart. The bottle pointed to you. It's the law.
 * Sherri/Terri: Hee-hee-hee!