Shadow Apocalypse of the Sciencester!/Quotes


 * Seymour Skinner: Capture Bartman?!? But everyone knows the crusading cape-wearer is but and urban legend!!
 * Willie: Aye! How do ye snatch a gossamer dream?
 * The Sciencester: Blast it, principal Skinner! Bartman exists, all right...


 * The Sciencester: We erase his memory of Bartman! He'll live out his life as a normal person and never don the mask again! Now help me find some amnesia stones!
 * Kid Queasy: Here?
 * The Sciencester: Why not? I'm sure the school lab boasts the very latest science equipment! The adults would never cut corners on our education!


 * The Sciencester: Gentlemen, the crusading cape-weare is ours!
 * Seymour Skinner: You know, if this weren't a super-hero adventure, a principal could get into a lot of trouble for allowing a student to be unofficially detained, tied up, and--- Oh, boy. this is not good.
 * The Sciencester: Please stop muttering while I explain the farter I've preparerad for Bartman!


 * Seymour Skinner: Great Krypton! Bartman is...
 * Willie: Whaaa--?!
 * Willie: ...Martin Prince?!
 * The Sciencester: I'm not Bartman! I'm the Sciencester, your idiotis! Can't you see Bartman disguised himself as me and switched our places?


 * Houseboy: I don't understand, Bartman! How did you manage to swap places with The Sciencester?
 * Bartman: I don't get trapped, I set traps! Remember?
 * Houseboy: Come on, Bartman! Really!
 * Bartman: [SIGH] I showed up early and got the drop on him. Ok? Remember, this is Martin we're talkin' about. It wasn't hard!
 * Houseboy: But he's huge! How did you Bartman costume fit him? And where did you get the one you're wearing?
 * Bartman: Auuuugh! Don't get all plot pointy on me, Houseboy! Remember... ...the day every little thing makes perfect sense... ..is the day guts like Martin and Skinner win!