King of Cats

"King of Cats" Itchy & Scratchy Medley is a track from The Simpsons: Testify. It is the thirty-second track on the album and consists of the songs "Tune-Up", "King of Cats Opening", "Two Days, Two Circles", "Slices of Life", "It's Symbiotic" and "Knives Finale" from the episode "Girls Just Want to Have Sums".

Tune-Up

 * Bart:
 * Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you've ever done for us.


 * Homer:
 * Or will ever do.


 * Lisa:
 * I can't wait to see this re-imagining of Itchy & Scratchy by avant-garde director Juliana Krellner.


 * Homer:
 * Hey, it says here "the book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn't a book, it's a play! [laughs] Book.

King of Cats Opening

 * African Man:
 * Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor...


 * Old Cat:
 * All hail the king of the cats.


 * Cast:
 * Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor...


 * Marge:
 * [gasps] They're coming down the aisles! What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey!


 * Bart:
 * Don't worry, Mom, they all pass by.


 * Marge:
 * Oh thank God. [a monkey immediately walks up and starts to "talk" to her. Confused, Marge makes monkey noises back]


 * Bart:
 * [chuckles]

Two Days, Two Circles

 * Cast:
 * Itchy, Scratchy, Itchy Itchy, Scratchy.
 * Itchy, Scratchy, Itchy Itchy, Scratchy.
 * [repeats throughout]


 * Wise Old Cat:
 * From the day you are born in the alley,
 * To the day you are hit by a car.
 * There's cream to drink and mice to eat,
 * And great big balls of ya-a-a-a-rn.
 * It's the circle, the circle of-


 * Baby Itchy:
 * Knife!

Slices of Life

 * Lisa:
 * I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power.


 * Bart:
 * Woo-hoo! I'm drenched in "blood"!

It's Symbiotic

 * Scratchy:
 * I don't know why I trust him,
 * I guess some cats just never learn.


 * Itchy:
 * I feel so good when I have crushed him,
 * Or left him mangled, maimed and burned.


 * Itchy and Scratchy:
 * I suppose it's symbiotic,
 * And perhaps a bit erotic,


 * Scratchy:
 * ''Cause pain is my narcotic.


 * Itchy:
 * You really like it?


 * Scratchy:
 * Yes, a lot-ic!


 * Itchy & Scratchy:
 * And that's why we're always...


 * Itchy:
 * Fighting.


 * Scratchy:
 * And biting.


 * Itchy:
 * And dynamite igniting.


 * Homer:
 * Hey, check it out, I'm Scratcher or something.

Knives Finale

 * Cast:
 * It's the circle, the circle of knife!
 * It's the circle, the circle of knives!

Behind the Laughter
"Two Days, Two Circles" and "Knives Finale" are parodies of "" from The Lion King. "It's Symbiotic" is a parody of "" from the rock opera .