Flakey the Leper

"Flakey the Leper" is a song, which appears in "Sing Along With Bart-O-Claus!", sung to the tune of "".

Lyrics

 * Flakey the Leper
 * Didn't even have a nose.
 * But he jumped about
 * With a laugh and shout.
 * 'Cause he still had seven toes.


 * He pranced around the snowy ground
 * And once he tried to fly
 * But when he jumped off of the stump
 * Out dropped his only eye.


 * Flakey the Leper
 * Could dance a merry jig.
 * If you wanted some
 * Out his hair would come
 * And you'd have a little wig.


 * He once came down into our town
 * Leaning upon his staff
 * And when his ear
 * Fell in some beer
 * He made us
 * Start to laugh.


 * Flakey the Leper
 * Was a jolly, jolly sort,
 * Even though his legs
 * Were attached with pegs
 * He remained a real good sport.


 * We all can learn a lesson
 * From Flakey's carefree pranks.
 * If ever bad luck comes our way
 * We should merely answer "Thanks!".


 * Soooooooo,
 * Flakey the Leper
 * In his smile resides his grace.
 * For even though
 * He's beset with woe
 * He has never yet lost face.