Any Given Sundance/Quotes


 * Lisa: No toupees.
 * Homer: Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf!


 * Homer: I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.


 * Jim Jarmusch: I can eat a raw onion without crying.
 * Homer: Oh yeah? Prove it, Hollywood!
 * (Jim Jarmusch eats an onion and tears up)
 * Homer: Hey, you're crying!
 * Jim Jarmusch: Yes, but I'm crying about something else.


 * Superintendent Chalmers: (about the Springfield Creative Arts School)The whole school is made up of modeling clay! Every afternoon, they re-shape it just to get my goat!


 * (Narration during Nelson's documentary)
 * Nelson: I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.


 * Marge: Thank God they're not jeering at us anymore.
 * Homer: I know. (pause) Kinda miss it.
 * Bart: I know! We'll be in another movie. And this time we'll act really bad!
 * Marge: No more Simpsons movies! One was plenty.


 * Marge: Call me old-fashioned, but I usually don't like movies that humiliate our family in front of the world.


 * (After seeing Nelson's documentary)
 * Man: Hey, Nelson! Say something poor!


 * Homer: Robert Redford? Guess what. A scissor runs through it.