A Simpleton Plan/Quotes


 * Moe: Last call, gents! Before hittin' the road, who wants a nice juicy burger with his Duff?
 * Homer: Your hamburgers taste like shoe leather, Moe!
 * Barney: They're worse than Krustyburgers! And nobody eats them! [burps]


 * Moe: I'm an ace when it comes to drivin' icy roads!
 * [Two minutes later...]
 * [The car is sliding around on the ice]
 * Homer: AAAAIIIEEEEE!
 * Moe: YAAARRRRGH!


 * [Homer sneaks back home. Marge turns on the light.]
 * Marge: Homie! It's three in the morning! Where have you been?
 * Homer: Moeandifoundaplanefilledwithsecretsaucethatmakesburgerstastesogoodthatohmygawdiwantanotheronerightnow! And I already ate twelve!


 * [The mafia are dumping the toxic sauce into the river.]
 * Person: It sure can't do any harm at the bottom of the drink!
 * [A fourth eye pops out of Blinky.]