Dr. Nick @ Night/Quotes


 * Dr. Hibbert: Then we have no choice but to revoke your medical license!
 * Dr. Nick: Wait! You can't take away my little clinic! This town needs it! I do the things you couldn't do, wouldn't do, and shouldn't do!
 * Dr. Hibbert: Explain!
 * Dr. Nick: Okey-dokey!


 * Selma: What's Richard Dean Anderson doing now?
 * Patty: He's going into the Stargate!
 * Selma: And now what 's he doing?
 * Patty: I don't know. You were talking!
 * Selma: Then let me watch!
 * Patty: No, only one of us can watch TV at a time and you lost the coin toss!
 * Selma: Life without Richard Dean Anderson isn't worth living! It's time for desperate measures!


 * Comic Book Guy: Big Ethel kills Moose to get Jughead's attention? Oh, Brian Michael Bendis, you've done it again!
 * Kirk Van Houten: [AHEM!]
 * Comic Book Guy: [SIGH!] What is it?
 * Kirk Van Houten: I've been waiting fifteen minutes for you to finish that comic!
 * Comic Book Guy: Oh, I am so sorry. Were you kept from saving the world, perhaps? Allow me to get into my time machine and reverse this catastrophe!


 * Bart: Good to have you back, Comic Book Guy!
 * Comic Book Guy: Yes, much like the Jedi in the film of the same name, I have returned! Now keep your [GLAVIN!] Fingers off any comic you're not buying with the smudging and the folding and the this is not a liiiiibrary! [GA-HOY] [GA-HEY!]


 * Krusty: Man, that was a great con! I got pretty blotto at the shoe seminar! Thanks for getting me back to Springfield, miss Pennycandy. How long was I passed out?
 * Lois Pennycandy:28 hours Krusty!
 * Krusty: Anything interesting happen while I was out?
 * Lois Pennycandy: Well... ...evil zombie clowns have taken over America.


 * Dr. Nick: Within a day all the clowns were back to normal, selling balloons, being spkesmen for hamburger chains, and scaring small children at birthday parties And that's how I helped to save the world.
 * Dr. Hibbert: Hmmmm. I suppose you do deal with the patients we wouldn't want to see. The nerds, zombie clowns, and [SHUDDER!] Patty and Selma. Fine! You can keep practicing medicine, but stop moonlighting as a veterinarian on the side.
 * Dr. Nick: I don't know...
 * Veterinarian: Okay, at least when you do transplants use body parts from the same species of animal!
 * Dr. Nick: Scout's honor!