Double, Double, Boy in Trouble/Quotes


 * Homer: Why you little... [Strangles Simon dressed as Bart] You ruin everything!


 * Homer: This looks like a job for Captain Crazy! [Homer jumps out of the lift] Up! Up! And away!
 * Homer: [Falling] Ahhhh! Come on gravity, you used to be cool!

[Lisa grabs Simon by the shoulder and he yelps]
 * Lisa: [pushes Simon on the wall] Okay, listen, you. I don't know who you are or what you've done with the real Bart, but God help me, I want him back.
 * Simon: I don't know what you're talking about. [Lisa slaps him]
 * Lisa: The real Bart would have thrown me out the window. [Points at the window]


 * Marge: [Tucking Bart into his bed] Now we tuck in the tummy, the tushy, and the tootsies. [Tickles Bart in the foot and he burst out giggling and gives him a kiss and turns out the lights and leaves]
 * Bart: This is the life. [Fells happily asleep]