Simple Simpson/Quotes

[removes Pie Man's mask and gasps] Simpson! You'll rue the day you took a pie tin, made two holes for eyes and tied a rubber band around the back! It's not a rubber band, it's a scrunchy.

Let's see, Farmer Billy's smoke-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's bacon-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's travel bacon... Mr. Simpson, if you really want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!

Wherever injustice shows its ugly face, I will be there, for I am the Pie Man. And wherever Pie Man is, the Cupcake Kid will not be far behind. While you two are up on the roof, why don't you take the leaves out of the gutter? Please forgive me, talking llama