Spuckler Bossa Nova

"Spuckler Bossa Nova" is a song by Mary Spuckler.

Lyrics

 * Mary Spuckler:
 * I broke up with a fella
 * But I ain't grieving
 * He was much too proud
 * Of underachieving
 * I can't believe I liked him
 * I must have been blind
 * He wasn't so smart or handsome
 * Or kind
 * Every moment with that boy
 * Was totally horrid
 * And I can't even tell where his hair meets his forehead


 * Bart:
 * Why did I buy her that rhyming dictionary?


 * Mary Spuckler:
 * My eyes are wide open
 * Now I see his warts
 * I wish him well, down in hell
 * Where he'll eat his own shorts.


 * Mary Spuckler:
 * It just poured out of me like venom from a snake.