Bart's Inner Child/Quotes

They're heading for the old mill. Get 'em! No we're not. Well, let's go to the old mill anyway. Get some cider.

[confronting the trampoline with a buzzsaw] Checkmate, Mr. Trampoline.
 * [Homer charges at the trampoline, screaming in rage, but the cord snaps back, not long enough, pulling him off his feet. He inadvertently tosses the buzzsaw in the air and it coils around the trampoline, along with its cord. Elsewhere, in the kitchen, the plug at the end of the cord is pulled out in the process, taking the socket and a large section of the kitchen wall with it.]

[leaning against the trampoline in resignation] All right. All right, you win for now ... But someday you'll rust! Rust, I tell ya! [He starts laughing insanely and falls to his knees, Bart approaches] Dad. Dad! [Homer stops laughing] Do you really wanna get rid of this trampoline? [sober] Uh-huh. Observe – a bike lock. [locks trampoline to a post] Now just turn around and count to three. One, two, three. [looks behind to see Snake straining the lock with wire cutters] Duh ... Better make it five. [click] All right! I got me a bed.


 * Homer: Oh my God!
 * Lisa: What is it?
 * Homer: Tramampoline! Trambomboline!

Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go! I, er, can't commit to a relationship. I'm too nice! I have problems with-- I'm always interrupting people!

Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother. Okay, I'll try. [chuckles] Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now. I'm annoyed with you, Mother. Not just annoyed, angry. I'M A GROWN MAN NOW! AND I CAN RUN MY OWN LIFE!!! [punches, gnarls breast of dummy] [whispering] Shh. Calm down, calm down. Oh, moving. You can sit down now. [sits next to Agnes] We're still going antiquing on Saturday, right, Mother?