The Musical Fruit

"The Musical Fruit" is a song written by Mozart.

Lyrics

 * Knights:
 * Beans, oh beans,
 * Delicious in your mouth!


 * Ladies in Waiting:
 * But, watch out,
 * When beans come out down south!


 * Female Soloist:
 * Tooting! Some call it pooting,
 * It's air polluting,
 * The gas comes shoo-oo-ting!
 * Right from your butt, butt, buuutt,
 * butt, butt, buuutt, butt, butt, buuutt, butt!

Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of