Futility Belt/Quotes


 * Bartman: Houseboy, I've been thinking. If i'm going to compete with the super villians of the new Millenium, I'll need more than just the Bart-rope and this cool costume.
 * Houseboy: L-like what, Bartmn?
 * Bartman: Like the arsenal of weapons i've inventeed for my new utilty belt!


 * Chief Wiggum: It's Bartman! And he''s about to crash! Now I've got that hot-dogging vigilante right where I wnat him!
 * Kent Brockman:That looks like Bartman--headed for a crash landing! This is my big chace to unmask him on live TV! I hope his face is till reconizable after crack-up.


 * Bartman: Whew, what a break! That trampoline broke my fall! I'm invincible!


 * Announcer: Lisa Simpson as Bartgirl is our big winner!
 * Bartman thinking: Bartgirl? What was that I said about thinkgs not getting any worse? How could I get shown up by my own sister -- in my own costume, yet!


 * Lisa: Here's a sisterly tip, Bart. Next time, lose that dork-looking belt.
 * Bart: You may be right, Lisa. These high-tech weapons are more trouble than they're worth.