The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth/Quotes


 * Marge: I don't want them living in our house. They're disturbing. But :Homer: Marge, they don't take up al ot of room and they live on Krusty kreamy-os and Buzz cola. They're like sea monkeys but without the upkeep!
 * Marge: Okay, okay, they an live here a long as they stay in the garage.
 * : Thanks, Mrs. Simpson.
 * Doug: You have the wisdom of Captain Sheridan and the beauty of Vampirella.
 * Gary: The 1970's Warren Vampirella. Not the 90's sell-out version.
 * Marge: Umm... thank you.


 * Lisa: What are you doing?
 * Bart: Observing the nerds in their natural habitat and making notes about their behavior.
 * Lisa: How Jane Goodall. Is this for school?
 * Bart: Nah, Nelson pays good money for any info on nersd. It gives his bullying an edge. I'm gonna attempt interaction.


 * Homer: I'm late for work. No one better be sleeping under the car. Hey... what's going on? Kreamy-os with double stuff? Did you guys become millionaires overnight?
 * Doug: Yep! Orders are pouring in for the full version of our new game.
 * Gary: We're richer than Dean Haglund!
 * Homer: Video, game, 'eh? Y'know, back in high school. They usded to call me Mr. Pong!
 * : It's about a guy who's a demonhunting, undercover, military babe-magnent. We call it DUMB for short.


 * Troy McClure: Troy McClure, you might remember me from such film as...
 * Gary: I know your entire filmography by heart Mr. Mclure, All the President's Monkeys, Android Beach Party, Back to the Sequel, Butter-the Motion Picture, The Cougar and the Polka King, Cut it Out-the Wacky Adventures of Jack the Ripper, Dracula's Disco-Studio Fify Gore, Driving Mr. T...
 * Troy McClure: Slow down! I'm blushing already!


 * Homer: So I guess what I'm saying is I'm sorry I let Barney sell your multi-milion dollar company for peanuts.
 * Doug: How much did you get?
 * Homer: I told you--a bowl of peanuts.
 * Gary: Aren't those free in bars?
 * Homer: Yeah, well Barney isn't the savy businessman that I am.
 * Gary: It's okay, Mr. Simpson. "Very Comfortable Sassy Pants and Modems Yes" hired us a software designers.