The Soul Candy Song

"The Soul Candy Song" is the theme song for "Treehouse of Horror XXVI".

Lyrics

 * Man:
 * On this filthy night of evil
 * Little gaudy beggars stroll
 * As they lure ghouls, ghosts and goblins
 * Hungry for their innocent souls


 * There is a hellish breeze a-groanin'
 * As the children they pursue
 * You can hear their bellies moanin'
 * They might even gnaw on you


 * But ruler of this sordid host
 * More ghastly than them all
 * Lurks a ravenous beastly monster
 * More than 25 feet tall


 * He's dirty and he's hairy
 * And his mouth tastes just like crap
 * Like you, he's trick-or-treating for
 * Some candies to unwrap


 * The Lord abhors your foul disguise
 * You thought to cloak your skin
 * But now you've lured this fiend from Hell
 * Who craves your soul within


 * Kids:
 * He's hungry for your vitals
 * He likes you moist and ripe
 * And should he find you spiced with sin
 * Then you're his favorite type


 * Man:
 * He'll chew your juicy insides
 * Masticate you till you're pulp
 * Every little soul he'll swallow
 * With a stinky-ass gulp