Upstate New York

"Upstate New York" is a song sung by Homer Simpson.

Lyrics

 * Start watching Fox News.
 * Stop watching your weight.
 * There is no fancy part of it.
 * Upstate New York!


 * They're fond of their booze.
 * Hot wing sauce is great.
 * I'm gonna clog my heart in it.
 * Upstate New York


 * I want to sleep in,
 * In a city,
 * That never wakes.


 * And find I'm fitting right in.
 * One of the gang.
 * Par for the course.


 * The Kodak plant closed.
 * But I'm longing to stay,
 * And go on disability.
 * In Upstate New York!


 * Can't make it anywhere,
 * But I can make it there.
 * I love you so,
 * Upstate New York.


 * Benedict Arnold fought here, baby.

Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of "" from the musical .