Debt Be Not Proud/Quotes


 * Lisa: I don't get it, dad. You only took one class at college. How can you owe so much in student loans?
 * Homer: Well, they aslo added in what I spent at the school cafeteria.


 * Edna: Class, meet our new transfer student... Gord Flanders! In unrelated news, Bart Simpson is out sick for the foreseeable future. And please be nice to gord. He has cooties. Worst case they've ever seen!
 * Gord Flanders: Awe, come on, man!
 * Nelson: Haw haw!
 * Milhouse: Hey, new kid! Wanna be best friends?
 * Gord Flanders: Don't you already have a best friend?
 * Milhouse: Yeah, but my mom says I can do better.


 * Ned: Home--- I mean Fred! This was the store's best day ever! People seem to love buying things from you!
 * Fred Flanders: Aw, it was easy! Hey, it looks like I'm a better Flanders than you are! Funny, huh?
 * Ned: Yes. Hi-diddly-larious.


 * Ned: That does it! You're not Flanderses, and yolu never will be! You're Homer Simpson. You hear me? Homer Simpson!
 * Rex Banner: I heard you loud and clear from all the way next door! Hello, Homer!
 * Homer: Homina-homina!
 * Ned: Whoopsie.


 * Homer: Thanks, Ned! I owe you one!
 * Ned: Well, sir, you may be able to help me out right away! In order to get that money I had to rent out the Flanders family homestead for six months! If it's all right, we'd like to move in with you for a bit.
 * Homer: You got it, neighborino!