Steve Ballmer (character)

Steve Ballmer is an American businessman.

History
After Lenny wrote the initials "SB" in his blood to reveal who the person stealing presents was, Steve Ballmer was arrested for having the same initials. He told Chief Wiggum that he loved it, as it was a case of mistaken identity. He then said that he managed to sell ten season tickets to the people in his cell, and said that everything that they do is successful.

Later, Ballmer met Mr. Burns at the Springfield Airport. Burns asked him how he could be so positive about everything and asked if he could teach him how to do it. Ballmer then gave Burns a pep talk. When Burns tried to copy his motions, he hurt himself and had to be taken away in an ambulance, with Steve Ballmer going with him.