Another Springfield Day

"Another Springfield Day" is a song sung by the people of Springfield after an accident on a major road.

Lyrics

 * Lenny:
 * Another Springfield day!
 * A truly perfect place to see your dreams just fade away.


 * Carl:
 * Working at the plant's fried everything inside my pants.
 * Goodbye to all romance.


 * Lenny and Carl:
 * All I've got to show for 20 years of so is you.


 * Lenny:
 * Carl!


 * Carl:
 * Prescription pain pills!


 * Crazy Cat Lady:
 * I have a law degree.
 * For years I've smelled just like cat pee.
 * This town just drags you down.


 * Cat:
 * She's completely lost her head,
 * And we will eat her when she's dead.
 * It really shouldn't be too long.


 * Crazy Cat Lady:
 * Cats! Cats! Cats!


 * Cats:
 * She'll be our dinner!


 * Everyone:
 * This truly is an awful town.
 * The water's green, the sky is brown.
 * Pope Francis came, he turned around.
 * Our strongest bridge just holds ten pounds.
 * We're poisoned by a greedy clown.


 * Krusty:
 * Kang-a-roo meat!


 * Everyone:
 * Traffic suffers from paralysis.


 * Moleman:
 * Please. I'm late for my dialysis.


 * Everyone:
 * It's another Springfield Day.
 * Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.


 * Bumblebee Man:
 * I'm too sad to say olé.


 * Everyone:
 * Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.


 * Smithers:
 * We've lost our coolest gays.


 * Everyone:
 * Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.


 * Duffman:
 * Duffman thinks this town's okay!


 * Everyone:
 * Oh, oh, oh, oh.
 * It's another Springfield day!


 * Lenny:
 * Ha ha ha ha! Lenny's a survivor!


 * Lisa:
 * This will be a perfect day.
 * No way to go outside and play.
 * And so we're on our way,
 * To a very nerdy science conference.
 * Ba-ba ba-ba-dum ba-dum, ba-ba.
 * Take it Bart!


 * Bart:
 * If you're givin' it, I don't want it.


 * Homer:
 * Bring it home, boy.


 * Bart:
 * My sister sucks!
 * Nyah nyah!


 * Lisa:
 * It's another perfect day!

Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of "" from the 2016 film .