Homer Won't Squeal/Quotes


 * Milhouse: This short-cut smelles like gym glass and my Grandma, Bart.
 * Bart: It gets us home in time for Krusty.
 * Milhouse: I haven't seen TV since uncile Nitro took ours in the palimony suit.
 * Bart: Oh no, my dad's pig from last summer. I forogt he hangs around here. Run or he follows you. Dumb old pig. I don't know what dad ever like about the stupid animal...


 * Max: The Clogger sandwhich, sir. It's the best-seeling product in Krustburger history. This is the commercial you filmed last year.
 * Krusty: Whoa. That's a handsome pig. I'd buy what he's sellin'.
 * Max: And that's a problem. According to our focus group, the glogger tastes like "drywall compound and ketchup."
 * Krusty: C'mon... who said that?
 * Max: Eighty-three perecent of all customers.
 * Krusty: But they're still buying 'em rihgt?
 * Max: Because of the pif, sir... our customers love that pig.
 * Krusty: Fine. Go shoot another commercial, and buy me a Cayman Island.


 * Bart: It's dad's pig. Milhouse and I are the only ones who know ehre it is, and Milhouse doesn't have a TV. We have to hurry, Lisa.
 * Lisa: You're right! There he is!
 * Bart: Aw... look at him. He's so trusting... get in the sack.


 * Homer: Plopper! You've come home! My summer love! How did you find you way home? Where have you been? Daddy saw you on TV commercials! Yes I did! I've got so many questions!! This is the best day in the world!
 * Bart: Hey give that back! That thing is worth a million bucks!
 * Homer: At least! He's the best pig in the world!
 * Lisa: No, he's worth an actual million dollars. Krusty just offered a reward for him on TV.. and Bart and I found him.
 * Bart: Hey! Bart found him.
 * Homer: What?! Why? What's going on?


 * Bart: Okay, step one: Find Krusty. Step two: find dad and the pig. Step three: get the million. No problemo.