Lisa the Clown/Quotes


 * Bart: I can't believe we finally get to visit Krusty backstage at his show! That clown is a true original!
 * Lisa: Sorry, Bart. I like Krusty, but he's derivative of practically every clown ever!
 * Bart: Mom! Lisa's using the "D" word again!
 * Marge: Lisa, stop upsetting your brother!


 * Leslie Lucas: It won't simply be an clown show. It will be an educational clown show! I can see it now! Lisa the CLown! Gender diverse and beloved teacher to all the children of the world!!
 * Lisa: Oh. That could be fun...


 * Sideshow Mel: Kudos to you, Lisa! You've created a clown show for intellectuals.
 * Lisa: I have a great idea for an educational Itchy and Scratchy script, but the animators in Korea don't speak English!
 * Sideshow Mel: Finally! A practical use for my korean studies minor at Cornell! Stand aside, dear Lisa, and I will translate your story to them.


 * Krusty: Sideshow Bob!
 * Bart: Are you here to try to kill me again?
 * Sideshow Bob: Please, Bart, It's not always about killing you. I have other hobbies, you know.


 * Clancy Wiggum: Yep, that's her all right! Take her back to the big house, boys!
 * Leslie Lucas: Curses! Your bratty brother has foiled my evil plan!
 * Lisa: Evil plan?
 * Leslie Lucas: I wanted to ruin Krusty's show and crush him the way he crushed me! And I almost got away with it, too!
 * Clancy Wiggum: We would have caught her earlier, but it's just so gosh darn hard to tell the difference between a network executive and the criminally insane!