On Flanders' Lawn

"On Flanders' Lawn" is a song by Ned as a part of The Lyrical Stylin's of Ned Flanders: A Jaunty Gent of All Genres.

Lyrics

 * On Flanders' lawn the green grass grows
 * Sprinkily-dinkled by a hose,
 * But what demon seed lay in repose
 * On Flanders' lawn?


 * They are the weeds. The living dead,
 * "Dind-dang-diddly!" shouts out of Ned,
 * "Skidaddily-doo!", And yet they spread
 * On Flanders' lawn.


 * Take up the battle, grave the hoe!
 * Whoa, Nellie! How fast they grow!
 * We'll fight all night 'til come the dawn.
 * We shall not sleep, lest more evil spawn.
 * On Flanders' lawn.


 * Yes, indeedily-weedily, it has come to blows.
 * There will be no peace, all Springfield knows,
 * 'Til once again the green grass grows
 * On Flanders' lawn.