Snow Dad/Quotes


 * Homer: That's it! You're grounded for Winter vacation! No leaving the yard!
 * Bart: Whatever.
 * Lisa: Dad, we're going to be late for the Hot Chocoalte Festival! If we don't hurry, we'll miss Krusty's opening bit where he "accidentally" scalds Sideshow Mel with hot cocoa!
 * Bart: What? The festival's today?
 * Homer: Not for you, boy! Flanders will be keeping an eye on you, and he'll call us if you go anywhere!
 * Ned Flanders: I've got an itchin' to do some snitchin'!
 * Bart: Why me?
 * Ned Flanders: Beacuse of your sins!


 * Snowmer: Hey, is anyone gonna eat this carrot?
 * Professor Frink: Sweet bill nye's bow tie! My invention worked!
 * Bart: My snowman's alive!
 * Professor Frink: Yes, my hydro-animator makes water sentient! Your snow person now has mind of his own!
 * Snowmer: So do I have an me or what?
 * Bart: I'll call you Snowmer!
 * Snowmer: I have no idea if that's a good name or not, seeing as I've only been alive for two minutes... ...but sure!
 * Ned Flanders: The creature is an abomination!
 * Snowmer: So I'm an abominable snowman! Big deal!


 * Snowmer Junior: Who am I?
 * Homer: I'm ging to name you Snowmer Junior!
 * Snowmer Junior: That's the worst name I've ever heard!
 * Homer: It's the first name you've ever heard! And I'm your father, so yo uhave to respect me!
 * Snowmer Junior: You're my dad? Please tell me I'm adopted!
 * Homer: Why, you little--!
 * Snowmer Junior: [GAK!]


 * Homer: Check out how good Snowmer Junior is on that snowboard!
 * Bart: Is that my skateboard?
 * Homer: Yeah, but a few whacks with a hammer got the wheels off!


 * Homer: Listen, we both owe you an apology!
 * Bart: Yeah, we shouldn't have used you like that!
 * Snowmer Junior: You're right. You shouldn't have!
 * Homer: Why don't we go inside for some Ice cream?
 * Snowmer: I have no idea what that is, but it sounds good to me! Nice place!
 * Snowmer Junior: And wam, too! Are you getting taller?
 * Homer: Nope! You're melting!
 * Snowmer: Snow D'oh!
 * Snowmer Junior: Oh, what a world!