The Princess Principle/Quotes


 * Princess Precious: Lisa, you and I are meant to be together.
 * Lisa: Yes. I feel that, too!
 * Princess Precious: Let us run free and wild, eschewing this provincial backwater!
 * Lisa: Wow! You're not just a pretty face... you have terrific vocabulary!
 * Princess Precious: Our minds are as one! I even like "Itchy and Scratchy!"
 * Lisa: You're perfect! I love you!


 * Bart: Since when do you go for the sugar and spice, Lis?
 * Lisa: I need these things in order to enhance my creative potential.
 * Bart: Yeah... whatever. Hey, what's that? A free pony? Sweet! That thing would make mowing the lawn a breeze!
 * Lisa: No way!


 * Homer: Hey!! What're you doing with my bowling ball bag?
 * Bart: I'm building a robot. Awesome, isn't it?
 * Homer: I'm impressed, boy. What will it do?
 * Bart: Homer, if all goes well, I will never have to now the lawn again.


 * Lisa: Holy hannah! Look at all those gorgeous costumes!
 * Marge: What's going on? Is there a princess convention in town?
 * Lisa: Groan... I 'm never going to win that contest.
 * Marge: What contest, honey?
 * Lisa: The Pincess Ponypalooza. They're giving away a free pony for the best princess costume.


 * Marge: You did a wonderful thing, Lisa, giving Precious to the pony protection people.
 * Lisa: She'll play in green pastures and never have to wear a saddle or harness as long as she lives.,
 * Bart: If ponies weren't meant to carry people, how come saddles fit them so good?
 * Homer: Yeah!