The Bart of War/Quotes

The house is slighty askew! To the panic room!

How did this happen? All I wanted was to glue feathers on felt and teach the boys good citizenship- [sobs] and now it's a donnybrook! [starts crying and the cameraman nearby aims the video camera at her] Oh my God! That's my wife, and she's crying! Oh! Lassie, dry your tears! Then show us your boobs! [cut to Moe screaming in pain as he's being pummeled by Drederick Tatum] Dear God,why are we fighting? I ain't doing any fighting!