Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish/Quotes


 * ["Blinky" has hit the news; causing the Mr. Burns and the SNPP to be firmly in the public eye. Simpson family commenting about it]

I am happy good old Mary Bailey is cracking down on Burns' polluting! Bah! If I was governor, I would be focused on more important issues. Such as? For one, I would make sure Washington's birthday and Lincoln's birthday were once again separate pay holidays! President's Day! Foof! I work my butt off and what break do I get? Homer, should you not get going or you will be late? Someone will cover for me.

Working late, eh, Simpson? You and I are a dying breed. Come on, I will give you a ride home.
 * Homer boards Burns' luxury car

[impressed whistle] Cushy! Simpson, can I share a secret with you? They are trying to shut us down! They think we are polluting the planet. Nobody's perfect! What are we going to do? You know, I was just saying to my wife if I were governor.... Unseat Governor Bailey? If I did that I could pass laws that could keep our plant open! But that would cost more than any honest man could afford! Who could afford such a campaign? You could sir! [nervously] Uh, I mean that you are an honest man, just that you have so much you could run for governor! Uh, where are we going sir? Towards our destiny. We have an election to win!

Hello. Many questions have been asked about our friend the three-eyed fish. So to clarify the matter I have asked an actor playing Charles Darwin! Hello Charles. Hello Monty! Would you please explain the theory for this three-eyed fish? Oh certainly! Every now and then Mother Nature experiments with her creatures, giving them longer legs, sharper claws, or in this case, a third eye. If she finds the changes favorable the creatures will multiply and a new race of superfish will be created. I would not mind having a third eye, would you Monty? Oh no, of course not.