I Am the Captain of the Pinafore

"I Am the Captain of the Pinafore" is a song from the H.M.S. Pinafore. Sideshow Bob and Bart sang it.

Lyrics

 * Sideshow Bob:
 * What, never?
 * No, never!
 * What, never?


 * Sideshow Bob and Bart:
 * Hardy ever!
 * He's hardly ever sick at sea!

Behind the Laughter
The song makes up part of the "Cape Feare (Medley)" track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.