Bored Walk/Quotes


 * Marge: Bart! What on Earth are you doing?
 * Bart: Nothing much. Summer bites big time.
 * Marge: Why don't you go play with Milhouse?
 * Bart: I can't. His parents sent him to some stupid camp to help build up his self-esteem.


 * Rod: Hi, Bart! Do you want to play with us?
 * Todd: We're playing "good samaritan."
 * Bart: Sure!
 * Bart (thinking): This might be good for a laugh.
 * Rod: Just lie on the ground, and Todd and I will tend to your wounds.
 * Bart: Okay, but did i mention... I have leprosy?
 * Todd: Unclean! Unclean!
 * Rod: Repent, vile sinner and leave our camp until thou art healed!


 *  [ Bart's attempt at a skateboarding stunt results in a spectacular wipeout, leaving him battered and bruised.]
 * Jimbo: Hey, Simpson! You should try some baby tricks first!
 * Nelson: Haw haw!
 * Kearney: You stink!
 * Dolph: Next time, don't forget to wear a helmet!
 * [The other bullies stare quizzically at Dolph.]
 * Dolph: What?! Just because he stinks, doesn't mean he shouldn't practice proper skateboarding safety.


 * Bart: I'll have one Buzz Cola super-Sizee Supoer-Squishee, my good man! And now for a little Kwik-E Cool down! Aaah...! That hits the spot!
 * Apu: Bart Simpson, please find another place to cool your jets. The Kwik-E-Mart is not your personal air conditioner.
 * Sounds: PUNT!


 * Ralph: Wheee!
 * Bart: Whoa! What's going on here? Ralph?
 * Ralph: I'm a slippery seal! Bark! Bark!
 * Bart: Ha ha ha!