Tram driver

"Oh, I see you drive on the left up here!"

- Marge

"No, ma'am. I'm drunk."

- The tram driver

The tram driver is a man who works at Paramountie Studios.

History
While on a tour of the Paramountie Studios lot, Marge mistakenly believed that people drive on the left side of the road in Canada. The tram driver then corrected her and stated that the only reason he was driving on the left was because he was drunk.