Marge Attacks! (Simpsons Comics 25)/Quotes


 * Marge: This is embarrassing people used to have a sense of guilt about these things. Now they just go out and talk about it to everyone.
 * Joe Quimby: Huh?
 * Kent Brockman: But can't you feel here pain, Mrs. Simpson?
 * Marge: People can do what they want, but do they have to tell us about it? We don't want to know. People in glass houses should always wear clothes.


 * Homer: Donuts are the answer, Marge.


 * Marge: The first thing I'd like to do is share a receipt for one of my favorite desserts...
 * Kent Brockman: Hah! You call this entertainment?
 * Marge: ...and Mayor Quimby has kindly, though somewhat oddly, insisted on helping out.


 * Lisa: I wish mom weren't so busy at the station. We hardly see her.
 * Bart: Where's the grub? I'm hungry.
 * Homer: Don't worry, boy. Chef Homer to the rescue. Hmmm... let us see what kind of tasty repast we can fashion out of baking soda and cocktail onions.


 * Marge: Homey, I'm home.
 * Homer: Marge, I just want you know that you can have your freedom. I won't stand in your way. We must all follow the drummer, even though he would beat us. Yea, and verily, too.
 * Marge: Homer, what's the matter? What's going on?
 * Homer: Oh, Marge, Marge. Please don't abandon me! With all the cocktail onions gone. I'll have nothing!
 * Marge: What are you talking about?
 * Homer: You know very well what I'm talking about, you blue-haired vixen!