The Prince and the Penal System/Quotes


 * Seymour Skinner: You've pulled some pretty rotten shenanigans before, Simpson... ...but to steal the coffee from the teacher's lounge... it's just unforgivable!
 * Edna: There's nothing here!
 * Mr. Largo: That's it! Game over, people!
 * Ms. Hoover: I am freaking out!


 * Bart: Lis! You'll never guess what happened! I get to be on "Kids 'N' Coins," the show with all the tattooed guys! How awesome is that?
 * Lisa: Bart, that's terrible! And aren't you forgetting one thing? Dad watches that show religiously.
 * Bart: Oh man, you've right! I've gotta find some sap to take my place, or Homer will triple strangle me!


 * Bart: Hey, nerdlinger. Guess what I got? A ticket to... uh... see.... the... um... The new Aerospace Museum!
 * Martin Prince: [GASP!] That's been sold out for weeks! Oh my! I'd give anything to see that!
 * Bart: Trade me that lunch, and the ticket's yours!
 * Martin Prince: Oh, frabjous day!
 * Bart: Heh heh. Sucker.


 * Martin Prince: That's right, Mr. Ice Pick. Knit one, purl two.
 * Mr. Ice Pick: Wow, that Is going to look great in my cell! Thanks, little bro!
 * : This little fat kid has rekindled my fascination with the magic of chemistry. Remind me to rescind the order to have him watched in the prison yard.
 * Legs: Sure thing, boss!
 * Snake: Dude! This fantasy role-playing adventure is awesome! I'm an actual snake!
 * Martin Prince: Huzzah!


 * Martin Prince: Welcome friend! Take out your felt-tripped pens for our daily crossword puzzle affirmation! One across... five letter word for prison or Gumby's horse.
 * Homer: I used to think Martin was a wiener, but that kid is a winner! Boy why don't to do anything like that?
 * Bart: Wuh?!
 * Lisa: And he gets excused from the school while he's filming! How does that sound, Bart?
 * Bart: Urgh! Irony, you win again!