Poop My Baby Says/Quotes


 * Lisa: Okay, Chatter. Let's find those people out there who appreciate me. First, a profile picture... I can use one of Bart's photos from dinner where I'm not so covered in Maggie's potatoes. Hobbies.... Buddhism, jazz, vegan snacks, the environment, and poltically aware boy band. I've got a follower already! Okat, "In da House"... here's my first Chatter. "The wight of the world is love. The wight of Springfield is fried foods." "I have seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by Wikipedia, dragging themselves throught the unsoruced pages until dawn." "Has anyone heard the new single from No Threat, the World's only neo-libertarian pop band?" [SIGH] I've done fifty chats and still only one follower.
 * Bart: Lisa! Milhouse is on the phone. He wants to know if you're going to Chatter again before dinner. he's been reviewing them on his blog.
 * Lisa: Milhouse... In... da... house?! Milhouse of course.


 * Lisa: I'll call my-self "Chatterbaby." Just enter that name... and... I have five followers already? It's the playground moms from preschool. They must recognize Maggie from her photo... and now it's ten followers. "I like hus." There. Not too clever, but it's what a baby would... Forty followers in five minutes?! It's working! People are reading me.


 * Lisa: What's going on?
 * Marge: I'm not sure, but Maggie's become famous. She got a Chatter acoound, somehow. Or someone ha... and they're talking about life and other things online. Do you know anything about it, Lisa?
 * Lisa: Me? No! But i've read that some babies can type before they can talk.
 * Marge: Really?
 * Lisa: Uh... yeah!


 * Lisa: This is an awesome responsibility. I'm not just Chattering at friends online anymore. I'm co-authoring an award-winning play, earning money for the family, and leaving behind a legacy on society. I have to ramp it up a little. "Follow your inner pacifier. Don't hide the baby inside you." "Toddlers are devils, but see with the eyes of angels." "Chatter is the one place where people can speak their original human mind." "It is the outlet for people to say in public what is know in private." "Cliamte change is a human phenomenon. The debate is over meat is murder." That's it for today. I have homework.


 * Apu: I suppose I should chatter one last time before this U-Phone runs out of paid minutes. But i'll do it from my Lisa Simpson account. No more fake identites. "...and to the mayour, and the Principal, and to every follower every-where... I'm sorry." Oh great. Now even Milhouse is gone from my follower list. This is a waste of... Wait! I've got a new follower... ..."Proudpapa." Thanks, dad.
 * Homer: It's okay, honey. Daddy made a killing on the T-shirts.