Spider-Pig (song)

Spider-Pig is a song that Homer first sings when making Plopper walk on the ceiling like Spider-Man.

Homer's version

 * Marge:
 * Honey, that's great. But the very best thing is that he listens to you. Because nothing means more than for a man to...How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?


 * Homer:
 * Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,
 * Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
 * Can he swing from a web?
 * No, he can't, he's a pig,
 * Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!

Choral version

 * Basses:
 * Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, etc.


 * Sopranos and Altos:
 * Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
 * Tenors:
 * Ah, ah, ah, ah,
 * Spiiiiiiiii-deeerrrrrr piiiiiiiiiiig
 * Spi...der...pig...guh,etc.


 * Spider-Pig,
 * Spider-Pig,
 * Does whatever
 * A Spider-Pig does.


 * Can he swing
 * Tenors:
 * Can he swing from a web? Oh, no!
 * From a web?
 * No, he can't
 * He's a pig!
 * He's a pig.


 * Full choir:
 * LOOK OUT!


 * Tenors:
 * He is a Spiiiiiii-deeeer Pig.


 * Sopranos and Altos:
 * He is a Spider Pig!


 * Tenors:
 * Spi...der...pig...


 * Full choir:
 * LOOK OUT!


 * Tenors:
 * He is a Spiiiiiii-deeeer Pig.


 * Sopranos and Altos:
 * He is a Spider Pig!


 * Sopranos and Altos:
 * Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
 * Tenors:
 * Ah, ah, ah, ah,
 * Spiiiiiiiii-deeerrrrrr piiiiiiiiiiig
 * Soprano Soloist:
 * Ah-aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
 * Spi...der...pig...guh,etc.
 * Spiiiiiiiii-deeeeerrrrrr piiiiiiiig-guh,
 * Spiiiiiii-deeeeeeerrrrr piiiiiiiiiiiig.

Behind the Laughter
This gag was added at the last minute. Film composer Hans Zimmer wrote a choral version of the song originally as a joke, but one of the producers heard it and asked him why it wasn't in the movie. It ended up accompanying Homer's epiphany trip and was the second song heard in the end credits. It is a parody of the Spider-Man theme song written by Bob Harris and Paul Webster. The parody lyrics were written by James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Al Jean, Ian Maxtone-Graham, George Myer, David Mirkin, Mike Reiss, Mike Scully, Matt Selman, David Silverman, John Swartzwelder and Jon Vitti. The choral version appears on The Simpsons Movie: The Music album.