Big Top Flop/Quotes


 * Bart: Stop! Wait, there's the circus, Otto! Where are you going?
 * Seymour Skinner: This time, we're going to the Cirque du Lune! No animals, just the elegant art of mime and the subtle fantasy of Asian contortionists!
 * Sherri, Terri, and Lisa: Yeah!
 * Nelson: Haw haw!
 * Bart, and Milhouse: Blah!
 * Nelson: Hey, wait a minute! I wanna see animals, too!
 * Comic Book Guy: No! I am the Comic Book Guy! Kindly bring those comics inside if you wish to sell them, as your father ndicated on the phone.


 * Bart: No this is what I call a circus! Uh-oh! I just realized something... ...we need some money!
 * Martin: Sorry I gave my lunch money to Nelson!
 * Milhouse: So did I!
 * Nelson: Nothing left! I used it for lunch!
 * Milhouse: Haw haw!


 * Otto: The most amazing thing happened! I was parked at this cirus, and the next thing I knew, I was at another circus! Man, tht's magic!
 * Seymour Skinner: Don't be an idiot, otto! Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Martin must have taken the bus to go to the other circus!
 * Otto: Wow! I must have been taking a nap!


 * Milhouse: It's too far to walk!
 * Bart: I have no intention of walking!
 * Nelson: Do you want me to swipe some unicycles from le Cirque?
 * Bart: No, something much better, man! Ta-daaa! Courtest of the Springfield School system!
 * Nelson: Yeah! Better than learning how to ride an unicycle!


 * Kid: Best tfield trip ever!
 * Database: The colors, the spectacle... I'll never forget this day!
 * Sherri/Terri: Magnificent show!
 * Lisa: It was wonderful!
 * Bart, Martin, Nelson, and Milhouse: Aw, shut up!