ComicBookGuy

ComicBookGuy is Comic Book Guy's account on Twitter.

Comic Book Guy's Tweets tend to revolve around attending, going to movies, and attending events such as Halloween parties while costumed as his favorite comic book or movie characters. He also occasionally offers sardonic observations about pop culture and life in general.

While the account has Tweets with datestamps in 2016 and 2018, it appears to have not been regularly active since July 2014.

2012
{{Table| {{THT|Date}} {{TH|Tweet}} {{TBT|January 18, 2012}} {{TB|With Wikipedia down for the day, I can concentrate on my REAL work: maintaining my various @theavclub flame wars.}} {{TBT|January 24, 2012}} {{TB|SHAME on the Academy for overlooking Michael Fassbender's erotic and orgasmically explosive performance in "X-Men."}} {{TBT|January 24, 2012}} {{TB|Tonight at the Android's Dungeon, I shall deliver my annual "State Of The Justice League" address. Hint: It is strong.}} {{TBT|February 3, 2012}} {{TB|"Chronicle" is about teens with superpowers. My teen superpower was the ability to generate acne with blinding speed.}} {{TBT|February 5, 2012}} {{TB|Today's the big game: it's my desire to see the summer movie commercials vs. my hatred of football. Who will win?}} {{TBT|February 5, 2012}} {{TB|I refuse to watch the Super Bowl until the NFL recognizes the superior Pantheon Cup -- won again this year by the Miami Sharks.}} {{TBT|February 14, 2012}} {{TB|Happy Valentine's Day to the love of my life: my hatred of everything.}} {{TBT|February 14, 2012}} {{TB|In honor of Valentine's Day, my mini review of a rom-com I haven't seen: "This Means War" -- this means SNORE! Thank you.}} {{TBT|February 14, 2012}} {{TB|They say on this day all the world loves a lover. Tell that to the cop who arrested me and confiscated my Xena cut-out.}} {{TBT|February 17, 2012}} {{TB|The new Ghost Rider movie opens at the Googolplex today, and I am first in line! And, as it turns out, also last in line.}} {{TBT|February 18, 2012}} {{TB|I finally went to see Meryl Streep in "The Iron Lady." Worst. Marvel Sequel. Ever!}} {{TBT|February 19, 2012}} {{TB|Tonight, I refuse to participate in celebrating another meaningless milestone: my 10,000th day of being alive.}} {{TBT|February 24, 2012}} {{TB|I plan to watch the #Oscars with tongue sandwich firmly planted in cheek.}} {{TBT|February 26, 2012}} {{TB|I refuse to celebrate a meaningless award show until Hollywood recognizes the geniuses behind easy-apply Klingon head lumps.}} {{TBT|February 29, 2012}} {{TB|The Simpsons have more useless tie-ins than Lemuel Gulliver! I'll wait for you to look that reference up. http://bit.ly/zRG7Ri (Link goes to The Simpsons: Tapped Out)}} {{TBT|March 1, 2012}} {{TB|Oh joy! Another pointless time-wasting game. I shall download it ironically. And immediately. - http://bit.ly/zRG7Ri}} {{TBT|March 1, 2012}} {{TB|Worst. App-isode. Ever! http://bit.ly/zqmnC8}} {{TBT|April 30, 2012}} {{TB|Got my @Comic_Con hotel. It's 20 miles from downtown San Diego and 20 feet from downtown Tijuana. Oh joy! #SarcasmIntended}} {{TBT|May 2, 2012}} {{TB|I can't wait for The Avengers. Only two more days until my ridiculously unrealistic expectations aren't met!}} {{TBT|May 3, 2012}} {{TB|I shall go see The Avengers but I will do so under protest. The only REAL Nick Fury is @DavidHasselhoff. Look it up.}} {{TBT|May 3, 2012}} {{TB|I'm first in line for The Avengers. What's this? Someone else in line dressed as Agent Coulson?! Comic Book Guy SMASH!}} {{TBT|May 4, 2012}} {{TB|Apparently "Agent Coulson" was an actual police officer. Please tell me how the movie turned out!}} {{TBT|May 5, 2012}} {{TB|Today is Free Comic Book* Day -- come one and all to The Android's Dungeon! (*free comic book must be Baby Huey or worse)}} {{TBT|May 5, 2012}} {{TB|I’m co-celebrating Cinco de Mayo and Tatooine National Bantha Day.}} {{TBT|May 5, 2012}} {{TB|Went from jail immediately to see The Avengers. Joss Whedon, I officially forgive you for those subpar episodes of Roseanne!}} {{TBT|May 8, 2012}} {{TB|I do not follow sports because they are unrealistic. A team of "Wizards" is not successful? As if.}} {{TBT|May 10, 2012}} {{TB|A re-run of Battlestar Galactica was delayed because a hockey game went into overtime. Sports, this is why I loathe you.}} {{TBT|May 25, 2012}} {{TB|Today is Geek Pride Day. To celebrate, I shall do Lt. Uhuru's fan dance upon a table and throw my "Goonies" plates against the wall.}} {{TBT|May 25, 2012}} {{TB|Star Wars is 35 today! Thank you, George, for giving me a magical childhood & an adulthood of saying you ruined my childhood.}} {{TBT|June 29, 2012}} {{TB|Just proved myself heroic. My head defeated 6 ice cream sandwiches and their brain-freeze powers. Rematch in one hour.}} {{TBT|July 12, 2012}} {{TB|San Diego, I am in you! #SDCC #FOXSDCC}} {{TBT|July 12, 2012}} {{TB|Tremendously slow pedal cab, I am in you! #SDCC #FOXSDCC}} {{TBT|July 12, 2012}} {{TB|Broken pedal cab, I am out of you! #SDCC}} {{TBT|July 12, 2012}} {{TB|Dear S.D.P.D. Officer Hernandez: what part of "This is a signed Sonny Chiba samurai sword" did you not understand? #SDCC #FOXSDCC}} {{TBT|July 12, 2012}} {{TB|I can't believe the praise @MorganSpurlock continues to receive. I've been living on nothing but fast food for 37 years! #SDCC #FOXSDCC}} {{TBT|July 13, 2012}} {{TB|Does no one but me understand the true meaning of CosPlay? I'm the only "Fat Albert" in the entire hall! #FOXSDCC #SDCC}} {{TBT|July 13, 2012}} {{TB|Score! The line for the Robot Chicken panel is only 700 people long. #IAmBetterThanAllOfYou #FOXSDCC #SDCC}} {{TBT|July 13, 2012}} {{TB|It seems this 700 person line is for the Mens Room. I'm certain it will move quickly. #IntentionalSarcasm #FOXSDCC #SDCC}} {{TBT|July 13, 2012}} {{TB|The "Adult Swim" party I paid $200 to get into turned out to be Water Polo at a nursing home. I stayed til 2AM. #FOXSDCC #SDCC}} {{TBT|July 14, 2012}} {{TB|Happy bday, Harrison Ford! May you live long enough to make an Indiana Jones movie where Indy goes to the first ComicCon! #SDCC #FOXSDCC}} {{TBT|July 14, 2012}} {{TB|I had the great pleasure of chatting with the wonderful Mythbusters @donttrythis @KariByron and @ToryBelleci at an exclusive party last...}} {{TBT|July 14, 2012}} {{TB|Then Security found the waiter I knocked out, took the name badge I stole back and escorted me out. "Dont try this" indeed! #SDCC #FOXSDCC}} {{TBT|July 14, 2012}} {{TB|Today I accidentally used the wrong door, went outside, and learned something new: San Diego sits on a body of water. #FOXSDCC #SDCC}} {{TBT|July 14, 2012}} {{TB|Dear pretzel stand lady near Hall H: I am wearing a Dr. Manhattan costume and not a "blue diaper". Thank you. #FOXSDCC #SDCC}} {{TBT|July 14, 2012}} {{TB|No, @[username redacted], I am most definitely NOT a "Brony". I am, however, a proud Brailor Broon. #SDCC #FOXSDCC}} {{TBT|July 14, 2012}} {{TB|Behold! My EXCLUSIVE PHOTO of Mr. PETER JACKSON! #SDCC #FOXSDCC {Embedded picture is a close-up of half of someone's posterior.)}} {{TBT|July 14, 2012}} {{TB|Wherever I went today I heard people say "10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag". Is that the catchphrase of some new TV show? #SDCC #FOXSDCC}} {{TBT|July 14, 2012}} {{TB|Awful, terrible! What, that I missed most of the "Mad" panel? No, you clod, because I sat on my keys! #SDCC #FOXSDCC}} {{TBT|July 14, 2012}} {{TB|I'm staging an Anti-Masquerade tonight, where one isn't judged by how "appropriate" his body is to wear Sting's "Dune" thong. #FOXSDCC #SDCC}} {{TBT|July 15, 2012}} {{TB|I've been sitting in this line for so long that I've gone totally numb. I just touched my groin: no feeling whatsoever! #SDCC #FOXSDCC}} {{TBT|July 15, 2012}} {{TB|It turns out that wasn't my groin I touched. And MY groin is certainly not numb. To quote any Batman villain: "Oof!" #FOXSDCC #SDCC}} {{TBT|July 15, 2012}} {{TB|At last! After 3 days in this line, I'm getting in to Hall H! Here I go -- I will LiveTweet all that I witness. #SDCC #FOXSDCC}} {{TBT|July 15, 2012}} {{TB|And the Maintenance Crew is doing a superheroic job of sweeping and stacking chairs. Sigh. #SDCC #FOXSDCC}} {{TBT|July 15, 2012}} {{TB|Argh! This train out of San Diego is "Standing Room Only", which for me means "Sweating Like An Ugnaught Only". #SDCC #FOXSDCC}} {{TBT|September 23, 2012}} {{TB|During the #Emmys Death Package tonight, I imagine there will be a prime slot for "Entertainment". Sarcasm oh-so-very intended.}} {{TBT|October 31, 2012}} {{TB|How did we ever let Halloween be taken over by CHILDREN! Gah!}} {{TBT|October 31, 2012}} {{TB|Dear 5 year old at my door: Why should I reward you with candy for wearing a Hulk costume with non-regulation BROWN PANTS?!}} {{TBT|October 31, 2012}} {{TB|I'm certainly the only person at this party wearing a Darth Vader costume with Mickey Mouse ears glued to-- OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!}} }}