To the Bookmobile!/Quotes


 * Bart: I'm bored.
 * Lisa: Me, too. And dad's repetitive behavior has already lost it's charm.
 * Marge: Didn't you guys bring anything to read, like comic books?
 * Bart: Most comics are lame these days. Graphic novels are where it's at.
 * Marge: So why don't you read one of those?
 * Lisa: Most graphic novels are lame these days.


 * Marge: Well, Bart, what lesson did you learn from that book? Bart?
 * Bart: Huh? What? i'm listening to a recording of a story about a lonely, disaffected boy with a short attention span and no motivation.
 * Lisa: May I suggest a different story while we all enjoy the faint scent of irony?
 * Homer: No, Lisa, that's brake fluid. Plug you iThingy into the radiomabob and play the story, boy.


 * Homer: Jumpin' Jolsons's jowls! A real live penguin! My prayers have been answered. As have my letters to Babe Ruth, Eleanor Roosevelt, and Santa Claus.


 * Mrs. Whassup: Meg, only you can save your brotehr!
 * Mrs. Where: Onnnly yyyou cann dessstroyyy thattt!
 * Auntie Beast: Only you can prevent forest fires!
 * : But how?!
 * Mrs. Whassup: Just use the secret word!
 * : Secret word? What is the secret word??


 * Lisa: I've never heard of ending a story on such a self-serving, shallow, sappy...
 * Bart: Pretty cool ending, eh, Lisa?
 * Lisa: Meh.


 * Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? ....