La Bart Vita/Quotes


 * Marge: Blow out your candles, sweetie!
 * Bart: Candles shmandles! Cut to the chase and bring on the presents!


 * Bart: Antoher year, another bunch of crummy gifts! [SIGH] Wonder what's on the Boob Tube?
 * Rainer Wolfcastle: ...remember! Real life is not a movie! When you are behind da wheel, don't drive like McBain drive safely!
 * Bart: Sell out! I hate public service annoncments!


 * Milhouse: Here I am, Bart!
 * Bart: Ciao, Milcasa!
 * Milhouse: Who are you gonna cath in the crosshairs of your relentless lens now?
 * Bart: The biggest beast in the celebrity jungle! Take a gander yonder!


 * Sideshow Mel: Krusty! You're late for the grand opening!
 * Krusty: Aw, geez! What is it with me and peach schnapps?! No time for pants! Get my robe!
 * Sideshow Mel: But Krusty! You have an agreement to endorse Paynet's boxer shorts! And ou're wearing tigthy-whities!
 * Krusty: Who carses?! No one will know! Where' is my limo?!


 * Nelson: Haw haw!
 * Milhouse: Hey, Bart! We saw your photo in the newspaper! You're a celebrity now!
 * Bart: Not for long! I quit!