Bart's Locker/Transcript


 * [In Bart's locker, there is a tray of Butterfingers. Bart opens his locker and takes a Butterfinger out. Cut to hallway. Bart walks down the hallway, crunching on his Butterfinger. Seymour Skinner and Edna Krabappel are behind a wall.]
 * Edna Krabappel: What did I tell you, Principal Skinner?
 * Seymour Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, it's time to cut of Simpson's Butterfinger supply.
 * [Skinner bangs his pliers together. The two giggle. Cut to lockers. Skinner takes the combination locker of Bart's locker. The two continue giggling. Cut to inside locker. The locker door opens and Skinner reaches in. He takes the tray of Butterfingers out. The locker door then closes on them, and they squirm as they are pressed against each other. Cut to outside locker. Bart is holding them in. He cackles. Cut to bell. The bell rings. Cut to overhead view of hallway. Kids stream out of classes. Discussion can be heard. Cut to Bart's locker. Everyone is there.]
 * Bart Simpson: It's showtime!
 * [Bart opens the locker to reveal Skinner and Krabappel pressed against each other. Zoom out to reveal students laughing and taking photos. A real-life Butterfinger comes on screen. During the announcer's speech there are several shots of Butterfingers. In each one, part of a Butterfinger is bitten off in mid-air.]
 * Announcer: Get a crispety, crunchity, peanut-buttery burst in every bite of Butterfinger!
 * ''[Cut to front of Daily Fourth Gradian. It reads the title, "SKINNER IN SCHOOL SCANDAL". Bart is holding it.]
 * Bart: Nobody better lay a finger -
 * [Zoom out to reveal that he is holding a Butterfinger. Groundskeeper Willie has Bart's locker on a trolley. Skinner and Krabappel are still stuck in it. He wheels the locker on-screen from behind a wall.]
 * Bart: on my Butterfinger.
 * [Bart takes a bite out of his Butterfinger. Groundskeeper Willie wheels the locker off-screen behind.]