Like a Boss!/Quotes


 * Seymour Skinner: Huzzah! Bart Simpson is gone forever! Free hot dogs for everyone!
 * Stereo: Celebrate good times, come on!


 * Waylon Smithers: Listen, Simpson, due to cutback we've had to lay off half the plant! So we're getting the other half to duble up and do the jobs of the people we've let go!
 * Homer: So what's my extra job?
 * Waylon Smithers:Jobs were distributed randomly so... you're the new supervisor of sector 7-G.
 * Homer: I'm my own boss? ermission to "Whoo-hoo!"?
 * Waylon Smithers:Do it after I'm gone.
 * Homer: Whoo-hoo!
 * Waylon Smithers:I can still hear you!


 * Bart: Ha! Okay, say it!
 * Milhouse: [SIGH] Bart Simpson is the greatest video game player ever!


 * Duffman: Duff had to pay to have the church fumigated! You're fired!
 * Bart: Meh. I quit an hour ago. I got a better job offer and told you all about it.
 * Duffman:Duffman's got to stop drinking at work.


 * Homer: Mr. Burns, I just wanted to let you know I'm firing Homer Simpson!
 * Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? Never heard of him! Let me look up his file!