Make Room for Lisa/Quotes

But the I Ching said I had six months till bankruptcy. Hey, channel somebody who gives a damn!

[laying on the couch] Pretty comfortable. That Andy cat cactus something. [groans] that antenna is an eyesore. [to Lisa] Just pretending a tree honey or we see only touch up agress tree. Yeah well hope it doesn't hum to loud and i got a ton of homework to do [opens the door of her room] and i don't finish it by--- Ahh! My room! '(seing the room is gone] [steps in] What? I heard a yell. [to Lisa] Did you touch a wire? [to Homer]'' What happened to my room? Nothing. Just need find to put all the electronic gismos and i know how much you like that scientist stuff. So-- You gave away my room?!


 * [Marge is listening in.]

Lenny, how are you doing? This is Moe. I've got some class three gossip here. Well, dish! Groundskeeper Willie… you know, the guy in the skirt bought himself a mail-order bride. But he's too cheap to pay the C. O. D., right? So she's still in a crate down at the post office. Wanna go look-see? Ooh, this sounds juicy.

Lisa, I'm afraid your tummy ache may be caused by stress. Well, that's a relief. Heh, yeah. Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself. [chuckles] Give it a try, honey.
 * [Lisa tries to chuckle.]

Oh, now you call that chuckling? Come on, child, force it. I'm really not the chuckling type. It's true. I'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em.