Worst Christmas Ever!/Quotes


 * Seymour Skinner: Homer, could you come into the kitchen, please?
 * Homer: Is that "come into kitchen" like, to eat, or "come into the kitchen" like, for taling?
 * Marge: Talking.
 * Homer: Ohhh...!
 * Marge: I don't know what to do, Homie. Bart and Lisa both want those new playsets but the dealer at the comic book store is charging too much for them.
 * Homer: Grrr! Another shameless profiteer out to mine gold from the dreams of innoncent children! Well, this year I'm not buying into it!


 * Homer: Bart? What are you doint with our priceless family heirloss?
 * Bart: Mom said it wasn't looking good for the playsets, so I broguht some thinkgs to sawp. I just have to get that "Itchy and Scratchy" vivisection alb!
 * Homer: Son, no toy is worth cashing our heriateg you've got to learn self-respect.


 * Comic Book Guy: Right. That is three Itchy and Scratchy playsets at eighty dollars per, plus the additonal "dismembering tools accessory kit" at twenty-nine, ninety-five, plus...
 * Bumblebee Man: Ay! Un costo tan terrible!
 * Milhouse: Hey, don't waste your money here! The Simpsons are giving away the same toys for free!
 * Bumblebee Man: ¿Jugetes para gratis? Ay, chihuahua!
 * Comic Book Guy: Now will that be cas, check or... hmmm?


 * Homer: Why, Fat tony! Have you come to lead us in a rousing chrous of "Jingle Bells"?
 * Fat Tony: Sadly, not tonight. What with the legitmate Businessman's Social Cluc holiday party this evening, I am afraid our visit must be brief. We will simply take the twenty thousand dollars you owe us and be on our way.


 * Comic Book Guy: I can't speak for those reprobates, but I say naughty scamps like you don't deserve any toys!
 * Fat Tony: You!
 * Comic Book Guy:Yes, it is I. After you left my shop, I realized that I had been perhaps a tad overzealous in my desire to bring misfrotune onto this family.
 * Fat Tony: True. Revenge is an ugly cycle.