Homer Beats the Heat/Quotes


 * Lisa: Whew!
 * Homer: What's wrong, sweetie? Di you get chased by a scary mailman?
 * Lisa: What? No. It's just that it's so hot. I don't know how I'm going to get through another summer with all this global warming.
 * Homer: Well, don't you worry! I'm gonna let some stupid ball of fire in the sky or the post office ruin my daughet's summer! C'mon! I'm gonna show you how to be cool!
 * Lisa: Don't you mean keep cool?
 * Homer: Yeah, that.


 * Homer: There! Now that our living room is in the nuclear power plant, we'll have plenty of free air conditionin! Heh, heh, heh.
 * Lisa: Are you seriously considering living at the power plant for the summer?
 * Homer: Why not? It's the perfect plan.
 * Lisa: What about the rest of the rooms in the house? Where are we going to sleep? and have you forgotten about mom, Maggie and Bart?
 * Homer: Y'know Lisa, it's easy to criticzie, but it's so hard to come up with reasons I'm right.


 * Homer: Aw, c'mon, Lisa. sometimes I think you enjoy sweating in this hear! At least give me credit for trying.
 * Lisa: I do, but you've got to try sensible soultions.
 * Homer: I do!
 * Lisa: You do not! You're stealing the Flanders air conditioner right now, as I'm talking to you! Can'y you just buy an air conditioner?
 * Homer: Air conditioners on a working man's salery? Get real! Besides, why don't you get off your wallet for a change a buy one.
 * Lisa: But I'm only eight years old.
 * Homer: That's your answer for everything.


 * Homer: Come outside, sweetie! I made it cool!
 * Lisa: No, you didn't.... ...you sprayed dozens of cans of fake snow on our house. I think you just single-handedly made global warming worse.
 * Homer: You're welcome, sweetie!