Sideshow Slob/Quotes


 * Nelson: Welcome back, to everyone's favorite Game Show, "Face or Gut?" You've got five seconds to decide!
 * Bart: Pick the face! No, the gut!
 * Milhouse: Um..


 * Lisa: Grettings, fellow nerds!
 * Martin: I find that word offensive. I'm more of a geek!
 * Cosine: I'm a dork!
 * Database: I answer to dweeb!


 * Kent Brockman on TV: This just in: It appears Lampwick's will states that his vast fortune goes to Sideshow Bob!
 * Sideshow Bob on TV: Me?
 * Bart: Him?!!!!


 * Sideshow Bob on TV: I am so sorry, Bart. Can you foregive me?
 * Bart: No!
 * Homer: The TV can't hear you no matter how loud you yell, boy! Belive me, i've tried!


 * Cletus: Sorry to bothers ya, Mr. Bob, but what did you want me to attach this here wire to again?
 * Sideshow Bob: The dynamite, you incompetent hick!