...Who Wants to Win a Pocketful of Quarters?/Quotes


 * Lisa: Bart, your're just jealous of my superior intelect!
 * Bart: Well, if you're so smart, Lisa, why don't you go on one of those TV game shows and use you big, scray brain to win a zillion dollars?
 * Lisa: Ooohhh...
 * Bart: Ha! Is that your final answer?
 * Lisa: [SIGH] Look, Bart, I know I'm no competition for that blonde bimbo on TV, but i'm quite secure in my knowledge that "Good work is it's own reward" and i certanily don't need to go on television to prove it, thank you very much!


 * Lisa: OKAY, BART, I'LL GO ON YOUR STUPID GAME SHOW!!!
 * Marge: Oh, my!
 * Bart: Whoa!
 * Homer: D'oh!


 * Kent Brockman: Which of these actors was not on of the three Stooges?
 * Lisa: Maybe it's the medication, but I thought his was supposed to be an educational game show!


 * Kent Brockman thinking: Drat! I was planning on using those quaters to do my laundry! Well, i've got a question she'll never be anble to answer!
 * Kent Brockman: What was my real name before I changed it?
 * Lisa: Uh... your name?... Kenny Brockelstein!
 * Kent Brockman: Aghh... absolutely [SIGH correct.
 * Lisa: Yesss!


 * Kent Brockman: All right, Lisa Simpson... for a pocketful of queaters...
 * Homer: Mmmm... quarter punders...
 * Kent Brockman: What was the name of the person who invented the Chinese food known as Moo goo gai pan?
 * Lisa thinking: Is he kidding? Who knows something like that? Come on, Lisa... Think! Think!!!