The Blue and the Gray/Quotes


 * Dr. Kissingher: If you're watching this, your love life is like Sister Act 3 - no Whoopi.


 * Homer: A lot of great movie stars have gray hairs. Like all those women we loved in the 80's.


 * Moe: I'm Moe Szyslak. Growing up, I had roundworm. Heck I was more worm than man some months. I dabbled in satanism until I was asked to leave. Oh and one month I ate nothing by aquarium fish.


 * Bart: I just have one question about hair, where does mine start?


 * Ralph: Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.