You Kent Always Say What You Want/Quotes


 * Marge: Oh, hi, kids. You're just in time to go to the dentist.
 * Bart: Dentist? You said we were going dirt biking through the cemetery.
 * Lisa: Oh, Bart. You keep falling for that one every six months.
 * Homer: Check it out, suckers! Marge is taking me dirt biking through the cemetery.
 * Lisa: No, dad. You're going to the dentist too.


 * Mother: [to her son, outside the dentist's office] Don't worry, I'm sure that man has a special tooth problem.
 * Homer: [screaming from inside the office] I don't even have a special tooth problem!


 * Kent: Now we meet a man who bought an ice-cream cone.
 * Homer: I've never been to war, but I imagine it felt just like your first kill. The happiness swept me away! [accidentally spills hot coffee on Kent Brockman's pants]
 * Kent Brockman: Aaaahhh! That hurt like a mother-[bleep noise].


 * Kent: Excuse me sir, did you see my broadcast tonight?
 * Comic Book Guy: No, I get my news from the internet, like a normal person under seventy. Farewell, dinosaur.


 * Nelson: Ha-ha! Your distinguished career is over!