Lisa's Lifelong List of Things to Do

Lisa's Lifelong List of Things to Do is a list with things Lisa will do in her life in The Lisa Book.

List

 * Be unappreciated in my own country, but beloved in France.
 * Ride my bike clear across the Great Wall of China.
 * Address a joint session of Congress.
 * Have my own really cool, hip bachelorette apartment in Capital City.
 * Win an Academy Award for Best Screenplay Based on Actual, Breathtaking Events in My Own Incredibly Fascinating Real Life.
 * Teach my dad to walk upright.
 * Perform the worlds' first Manx cat tail implant surgery.
 * Invent a meatless hamburger that tastes as darn good as a Krusty Burger.
 * Find a cure for the uncommon cold.
 * Execute a pure glissando from second octave A upwards that causes people to weep at the sheer beauty of its sound.
 * Slip the surly bonds of Earth and touch the face of God.
 * Learn to ropes.
 * Get the hang of things.
 * See the big picture.
 * Rap what i sow.
 * Learn how to program av VCR before they become obsolete.
 * Take up some really vile habit so that I might muster the true grit to give it up cold turkey.
 * Read every book in the Springfield Public Library.
 * Commit T.S. Eliot's "The Waste Land" to memory.
 * Figure out what makes Bart Bart.
 * Visualize word peace.
 * Open the first veterinarian clinic on Mars.
 * Have several torrid love affairs and die young, or maybe live to a ripe and feisty old age. (I haven't decided.)
 * Climb Mount Everest, but slowly... slowly.
 * Master the fine art of causal conversation.
 * Learn the intricate dance steps of the Polonaise.
 * Save the whales.
 * Learn to dance the Hucklebuck.
 * Play a sax solo at the Playboy Jazz Festival while protesting the fact that I'm there.