Cheesy McMayor

Cheesy McMayor is a mascot for a hamburger restaurant (name not specified) on Springfield's Fast-Food Boulevard.

History
After Fast-Food Boulevard was destroyed (in a bizarre chain-reaction explosion caused by Homer Simpson), Springfield held a memorial service/town meeting for the boulevard. Mayor Quimby, presiding over the gathering, said, "The calamity in our Fast Food District destroyed thirty-seven restaurants rated awful to mediocre, and put these beloved mascots out on the street." Quimby gestured at several restaurant mascots seated behind him wearing black armbands, among them Cheesy McMayor and Rib-It.

Cheesy, who had already been crying copiously, shed even more tears as he said, "I told myself I'd stay strong." Quimby, in an attempt to console Cheesy and get him to calm down, said, "There, there, Cheesy McMayor. No one likes weepy meat." Homer Simpson, outraged, stepped out from the audience and said, "I can't stand to see a grown burger cry!" He then gave a rousing speech in which he called for the immediate rebuilding of Fast-Food Boulevard.

Cheesy McMayor was among many fast food mascots who were annoyed at their restaurants becoming unpopular after they started selling healthy food. He was later eaten by the other mascots, despite being a man in a costume.

Cheesy McMayor is also part of the bowling team Are They Reals.

Behind the Laughter
Cheesy McMayor is a parody of mascot.