Female curling host

"What's this? Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy!"

- The female curling host

The female curling host is one of two hosts on the Canadian sports program, Curling for Loonies.

History
She and the other host were commenting on a curling match when Bart and Milhouse rolled onto the ice, fighting. As the two slid down the ice the host commented that the two "young Yankee Doodles" had "turned this match into a dandy."