New age clerk

The new age clerk is the former owner of FAO Quartz.

History
When looking for a cure for the side effects of Bart's ADD medication, Chillaxodol, Marge visited FAO Quartz as she had tried everything else. She met the new age clerk who explained to Marge about the healing powers of crystals. She also explained that the crystals made great stocking stuffers. Marge then frequently went to her to get her healing crystals.

At some point, a cot in a local cult opened up, which the new age clerk accepted. She closed down the shop and gave Marge all of her inventory to keep for herself. This led to Marge opening up her own store, Murmur. However, this cult turned out to not be what she thought. When Marge went to visit her, the new age clerk told her to run and she and Marge escaped from the cult.