As the Table Turns/Quotes


 * Homer: ...and lord, please see to it that none of us choke to death on that which we are about the receive. Amen. Now lemme at those porke chops.
 * Bart: Hey Homer, pass the gravy.
 * Homer: Here you go, boy!
 * Lisa: Pardon me dad, but whould you mind passing the creamed spinach?
 * Bart: Why don't you pass it all the way to Capitol City?
 * Homer: Bart!!! Here, Lisa!
 * Lisa: Thanks, dad.
 * Marge: If you whouldn't mind Homey, i'd like some of those potatoes.
 * Homer: Here you are, dear!!!
 * Marge: Thank you... I think.
 * Bart:Hey Homer, let's not be stiny with those pork chops!
 * Homer: Here! Take them! Take them all! They're all cold and schrivelled now anyway! Now what?
 * Bart: Whoa, Lisa! Check out those veins on dad's forehead!
 * Homer: D'oh!
 * Text: The next day at the Springfield Mall...
 * Homer: Ooooh!
 * Text: That evning...
 * Marge: Hmmmm, I'm not so sure about this, Homer. Do you think it's safe?
 * Homer: Safe? Marge, who cares if it's safe? This little wonder of modern technol-ogy is going to let me have a hot meal for a change! From now on, when any of you want anything, you can spin this thing around and get it yourself.
 * Bart: Cool!
 * Lisa: Come to me, me little zucchini.
 * Bart: I'll take some fo those brownies, man!
 * Lisa: Bart, I was turning it! Let go!
 * Bart: No way, man! I had it first!
 * Lisa: You did not!
 * Bart: Did!
 * Lisa: Did not!
 * Bart: Okay, you did... oops! I'd like to palce a take-out order, mom!
 * Homer: Come back here you little...!