Singin' in the Lane/Quotes


 * Moe: You really don't want me? I, uh, I thought we was friends.
 * Lenny: Yeah, we did, too.
 * Carl: Then we realized you were serving us beer that's mostly suds.
 * Lenny: Also, your chicken wings weren't chicken.
 * Moe: Hey, meat's meat. Although none of it was meat.


 * [Moe shows a picture of the Pin Pals]
 * Homer: Hey! It's the Pin Pals, our old bowling team! Those were great times.
 * Moe: Them were the best times. Closer than brothers, we was, says I. Then Apu had his octopuses, and suddenly he didn't have time to bowl with his buddies five nights a week. But, as I said, great times.


 * Reynolds: I'm Reynolds. We're high-frequency traders. I was the model for The Wolf of Wall Street.
 * Fund Bunch bowler 2: I was the model for American Psycho.
 * Moe: I was a model for toe fungus in a Dr. Scholl's commercial. And I was...
 * Reynolds: I'll give you $100 to stop talking.
 * Moe: Deal!
 * Reynolds: [Sees Bart] Hey, and here's a hundred for you for looking at me like I am the most amazing thing you ever saw.
 * Bart: I think I'm giving you a $500 look.
 * Reynolds: Well, here's $400, and screw you.
 * Bart: Wow, I finally found my path in life: socio.


 * Lisa: [to Bart] Deep down, there's something weird that connects us!


 * Moe: I just gotta go back to the worst thing in the world — bein' me.