Bart Gets an "F"

"I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I ... kissed the teacher!! Yuck!"

- Bart Simpson

"Bart Gets an "F"" is the first episode of season 2. It originally aired on October 11, 1990. The episode was written by David M. Stern and directed by David Silverman. The episode ranked 31st on Entertainment Weekly's 1999 list of "The 100 Greatest Moments in Television."

Plot
When Bart presents his book report at school on Treasure Island, it's clear to everyone that he didn't read the book. Mrs. Krabappel tests Bart by asking him to name the main pirate in the book, which he cann't do. She warns him his grades got steadily worse since the beginning of the term, and there will be an exam on Colonial America the following day. Bart, however, doesn't pay attention to a word she says. He tries to study, but he repeatedly procrastinates until late at night, where he falls asleep over his textbooks.

When he wakes up the next morning, he's worried he'll flunk. He goes to Sherri and Terri for help while riding to school, and they offer him false answers in the hopes he will fail the test. Martin warns Bart of the faulty information he received, so, right before the test, Bart "collapses". He goes to see the nurse, who suggests Bart stay home because she believes he has amoria phlebitis. At home, Bart procrastinates again and calls Milhouse to copy his answers on the test. When he takes the test, Mrs. Krabappel tells him he did worse than Milhouse. Homer and Marge have an interview with Mrs. Krabappel and the school's psychiatrist, Dr. J. Loren Pryor, who sees Bart as an underachiever and suggests Bart be held back a grade. Bart, however, is strongly against this idea, exclaiming "As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade!" Homer says "And if you don't, at least you'll be bigger than everyone else."

With Bart worried he may be held back, he looks to Martin for help. He helps Bart study, and Bart reciprocates by showing how to be more popular, which encourages him to take on some of Bart's bad attitudes. Bart reminds the "new" Martin about the test the following day, but he ignores it, and now Bart must study on his own. He prays to God something will happen to make him miss school the next day so he can have more time to study. That night, it snows, and schools are closed the next morning. Bart immediately rushes downstairs to go outside and play in the snow. After Lisa reminds him of his wish, he decides to study for the rest of the day, while everyone's outside having fun. Bart actually concentrates while he's studying. However, even Bart's studying's a distraction; as he tries to picture himself as a member of the First Continental Congress July 4, 1776, witnessing the signing of the Declaration of Independence, he pictures it somehow snowing in July, and the signers go out and have fun in the snow (In the background someone comments about John Hancock writing his name in the snow).

Bart forces himself to pay attention by slapping himself in the face repeatedly (he does this until the next day when Mrs. Krabappel tells him the test's over). Soon as he finishes the test, he asks Mrs. Krabappel to grade it immediately. She gives it back to him, and he sees he got 59%, another F. Extremely upset at this failure after his honest effort, Bart bursts into tears. Mrs. Krabappel's surprised to see Bart cry; she always thought he was used to failing her class. As she tries to comfort him, Bart laments now he knows how George Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity to the French in 1754. The stunned Mrs. Krabappel, realizing he did study after all, gives Bart an extra point for demonstrating applied knowledge, pushing his grade up to 60%, a D-, the lowest passing grade anyone can get. Bart becomes so joyful about passing he gives his teacher a kiss on the cheek and runs out shouting out about passing, and realizes he kissed his teacher. At home, Homer proudly hangs the test on the fridge, and Bart states "Part of this D- belongs to God."

Production
When the FOX network decided to show The Simpsons on Thursday at 8:00 P.M. EST against NBC's highly-rated The Cosby Show, many were expecting this to be a war for ratings. Surprisingly, this episode of The Simpsons drew higher ratings in its first airing than The Cosby Show, and it would lead to The Cosby Show ' s cancellation in 1992.

"Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish" was the first episode produced this season while this episode was produced 2 episodes onward but the executives wanted it to air first in the new season because Bart was popular at the time.

New Opening Sequence

 * For the full article on the Opening Sequences, see here.

This episode marked the first time that the second version of the opening sequence was used, which was different from the opening used in the first season.


 * The Simpsons logo is in a lighter blue sky and is surrounded by more clouds.
 * The stores in the zoom over Springfield are different.
 * The school is now orange instead of white.
 * When Bart flies out of the school, there are two buildings (One orange, and one white).
 * The bald man eating the sandwich is now replaced by Mr. Burns and Waylon Smithers, Jr..
 * The grocery market's background walls are now orange instead of red.
 * Maggie's hands are now straight on her side rather than put in triangle position.
 * Lisa's saxophone is now deeper.
 * When Homer throws the rod, it does NOT bounce near Moe's Tavern.
 * Bart now does not pass obese townspeople and steal the stop sign. Instead he roughly skateboards past Helen Lovejoy, Moe Szyslak, Bleeding Gums Murphy, Apu, Barney, Chief Wiggum, and Jacques.
 * Maggie & Marge's car is now orange instead of red.
 * Lisa's bike sequence is replaced by a zoom over townspeople. Instead Lisa now happily passes by Homer in the driveway.
 * The TV is now violet with a brighter blue screen.



Reception
The episode was ranked 31st on Entertainment Weekly ' list of the 100 Greatest Moments in Television.

It marked the first time that The Simpsons aired at the same time as The Cosby Show on NBC. It averaged an 18.4 Nielsen Rating and 29% of the audience. In the weeks ratings, it finished tied for eighth behind The Cosby Show which had an 18.5 rating. However, an estimated 33.6 million viewers watched the episode, making it the number one show in terms of actual viewers that week. At the time, it was the most watched episode in the history of the Fox Network. At the time, NBC had 208 television stations, while Fox only had 133. It is still the highest rated episode in the history of the show.