Tell-Tale Bart/Quotes


 * Nelson: Haw haw!
 * Bart: Ahhh... it's stuck!
 * Milhouse: Your eye?
 * Bart: That too!
 * Milhouse: I better get you to the nurse.
 * Nelson: Eye see London eye see France... talk about eye-sore! Haw haw! Yuu know what happens to rats? They get walled up in my basement with my cat! Got Mee?
 * Bart: G-got you.


 * Seymour Skinner: Now, Simpson the only way we're going to get to the bottom of this if you tell me who's behind it!
 * Bart: Bottom? Behind? Ouch!
 * Seymour Skinner: Look, Bart, when it comes to bulleis we can't blink...
 * Bart: Well...
 * Seymour Skinner: Give me a name!
 * Bart: It was... [GULP]
 * Seymour Skinner: Now see here, Simpson... out with it. I want an answer now!
 * Bart: I-i did it to myself on the, er, monkey bars.
 * Seymour Skinner: Have it your way. I'm having your mother come get you.
 * Bart: You can't. My mom and sisters are visiting my aunts. You'll have to call my dad...


 * Homer: Nooo! Nevermore! I'll eat that donut.... ...nevermore. [SNIFF]


 * Homer: So, who the hell did this yo you?
 * Bart: It was... [GULP!] I can't recall.
 * Homer: Now look, boy, just 'cause your mother is out of town, doesn't mean you can get away with murder...


 * Homer: Bart... ...haven't I taught you... It's not polite to stare!
 * Bart: [ACK] Whoa! Thanks pop, that did the trick! Say, Homer, what's with the axe?