Midnight Rx/Quotes


 * [Homer and Grampa arrive at the border. Homer is dressed in Mexican clothing, including a sombrero.]

[to border patrol] Hola señor! We are gringo and wish to spend mucho dinero in your country. Splendid! Welcome to Canada! D'oh!

Fear not, Smithers! I'll move heaven and earth to save you! It's still easier then teaching a new assistant my filing system.

[while they ride to Canada] Homer! Please tell Mr. Ned to stop trying to convert me! I was just saying how brave he is to worship a false god! I do not worship one god, okay? I worship a whole super team of deities that--[Flanders pinches] OW, ow! Okay, he just pinched me! Where's your super team, now? Listen, you two! I'll you both who the true God is, if you're both quiet for the rest of the trip! [Ned and Apu protest] All right, I'm coming back there! ''[Unbuckles seatbelt and leaves driver's wheel to go to the back seat. The van swerves uncontrollably through traffic]'' Save me, Shiva! Why don't you just call for Hawkman? Why don't you just shut up!?


 * [After Homer and Grampa are arrested for smuggling in Canada.]

We have confiscated your car and its contents. Nous avons confisqué votre voiture et son contenu. You may leave Canada, but never return. Vous pouvez quitter le Canada, mais vous n'avez plus le droit de rentrer. I am a big fat French idiot. Je suis un grand gros...--hey! Heh, heh, heh!

Just take these health cards to any pharmacy and you'll get enough drugs to make Regina look like Saskatoon.
 * [He and the other veterans laugh]

That's a good one Johnny.