A Singing, Dancing Machine

A Singing, Dancing Machine is a song sung by Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa.

Lyrics

 * Homer:
 * Oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing?


 * Marge:
 * I thought it was toe-tappin' fun.


 * Homer:
 * Singing is the lowest form of communication.


 * Marge:
 * Homer, you sing all the time.


 * Homer:
 * No, I don't. I hate to rhyme.


 * Lisa:
 * You like musicals, don't you, Dad?


 * Homer:
 * No, I don't. I think they're bad.
 * They're fake and phony,
 * And totally wrong.


 * Bart:
 * Wake up, Dad,
 * You're singing a song!


 * Homer:
 * I wouldn't! I couldn't!
 * I hate that stuff!


 * Marge:
 * Now, Homer, listen,
 * I've had enough.
 * In our family videos,
 * We have plainly seen,
 * You're a singing dancing,
 * Entertainment machine!

Behind the Laughter
It is part of the "All Singing, All Dancing (Medley)" track of the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.