The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star/Quotes


 * [Father Sean tells Bart how he became a priest in a flashback.]

[after fighting with his father] I was laying in the gutter, pickin' up me teeth when St. Peter himself appears before me.
 * [Saint Peter appears.]

Sean, you wanker. He says. Repent of your wicked ways or sod off.
 * [He spits on Father Sean and disappears, revealing he was just a streetlight.]

Then he gobbed in my face and turned back into a streetlight.