The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants/Quotes


 * Sideshow Mel: And that's why John Gielgud is more of a father to me than my own father.
 * Bart: Where's the nachos you promised?
 * Sideshow Mel: There'll be time enough for nachos!
 * Kirk: Why can't I go to the grown-up room?
 * Sideshow Mel: You said the clown scared you.
 * Kirk: Well, he did a little.


 * Mr. Burns: I may have a use for this Simpson character higher up in the organization.
 * Waylon Smithers: Really? Well, as safety inspector, he hasn't exactly set the world on fire, although he came close several times.


 * Marge: Homie, what are you doing?
 * Homer: My work is so meaningless.
 * Marge: You make electricity.
 * Homer: It runs the hospital.
 * Marge: You can't touch electricity, Marge, you can't feel it.
 * Homer: That's because it would kill you.
 * Marge: It already is killing me, Marge.


 * Lisa: We did it, Bart. (groans) I'm a mentor.
 * Bart: Big deal, you taught me to read one book.
 * Lisa: No, Bart, you can read other books, too.
 * Bart: What?!


 * Homer: I don't really like bourbon or business talk, just good old Simpson family fun.