Ned Flanders' Top Forty

Ned Flanders' Top Forty is a list featured in Simpsons Illustrated #4. The list was later reprinted in Simpsons Comics Simpsorama.

List

 * 1) Family togetherness nights.
 * 2) My "better half"... "the ol' ball 'n' chain. (Hee hee, just kiddin', Maude!)
 * 3) Yellow ribbons on oak trees.
 * 4) My new 4-wheel drive sport-utility tractor-mower.
 * 5) specials.
 * 6) Pants with just a skosh more room in the seat and tights.
 * 7) The impassioned rhetoric of Reverend Lovejoy.
 * 8) Halogen lighting.
 * 9) Stick-to-itveness.
 * 10) My new AduioCratic 48-disc CD player with fully uncontrollable no access random play.
 * 11) Yellow ribbons on flagpoles.
 * 12) Natural law.
 * 13) Waiters who introduce themselves.
 * 14) The Ice Capades.
 * 15) The heady mixture of politics and religion.
 * 16) Florence Henderson.
 * 17) Cordless power tools.
 * 18) Traditional American Family Values.
 * 19) Feelin' groovy.
 * 20) Those new super-tasty low-sodium snack foods.
 * 21) Talking with "The Man Upstairs."
 * 22) My new 64-inch drive-in screen TV.
 * 23) Yellow ribbons on car antennas.
 * 24) Theme restaurants.
 * 25) The power of positive thinking.
 * 26) That cozy way my jogging suit feels when it's fresh out of the dryer.
 * 27) Quality time with Todd and Rod.
 * 28) My new HeartAttacker-2000 deluxe StepMeister exerciser.
 * 29) Dinner theatre.
 * 30) The simple satisfaction of a job well done.
 * 31) The jazzy song stylings of La Streisand.
 * 32) Made-for-TV movies.
 * 33) Maude's meatloaf.
 * 34) Good ol' American know-how.
 * 35) War movies with dance music soundtracks.
 * 36) Reader's Digest's "Life in These United States."
 * 37) My new WeedBeater cordless Weasel-Wackler.
 * 38) Letting my inner-child out to play.
 * 39) Yellow ribbons on high-voltage utility powers.
 * 40) Spunk.