Anyone Else

"Anyone Else" is the eighth track of The Yellow Album. It is a song performed by Bart and Lisa. The song was written by John Boylan and Lisa Angelle.

Lyrics

 * Lisa:
 * Hey, what are you hiding
 * Under that funny hair?
 * I know the lights are on,
 * But there's nobody there.


 * I need a new life.
 * I need a new next of kin.
 * So, I've got news for you.
 * Brother, I'm trading you in...


 * Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
 * For anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
 * Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.


 * Lisa:
 * Somebody who'd be a friend in me,
 * Somebody who would care about me.


 * Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
 * Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.


 * (Bart whistles to get Lisa's attention)


 * Bart:
 * Hey, Little Miss Perfect,
 * Who made you the queen?
 * Who said it was cool
 * To be so squeaky clean?


 * Aw, man.


 * I need a playmate,
 * Someone who knows how to have some fun.
 * So I've got news for you,
 * Sister, your time has come.
 * Your time has come!


 * Bart and Back-Up Singers:
 * Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
 * Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.


 * Bart:
 * Somebody who's got a radical mind,
 * Over the edge and way out of line.


 * Bart and Back-Up Singers:
 * Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.


 * Lisa:
 * Gonna trade you in.
 * Hmmmmmm, yeah.
 * I'm gonna trade you in.


 * You know you're too much to take,
 * You're completely deranged.
 * I'd sell you for a dime
 * And give nine cents change.


 * Bart:
 * I wouldn't take any money.
 * That's a losing bet.
 * I'd trade you in
 * For anyone I could get.


 * Lisa:
 * Anything I could get!


 * Bart:
 * Anytime I could get it!


 * Lisa:
 * Anywhere I could get it!


 * Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
 * Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
 * Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.


 * Bart:
 * Somebody who'd be a friend in me.


 * Lisa:
 * Somebody who would care about me!


 * Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
 * Anyone else in the whole wide world...
 * Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
 * Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.


 * Bart:
 * Somebody who'd be a friend in me.


 * Lisa:
 * Somebody who would care about me!


 * Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
 * Anyone else in the whole wide world...
 * Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.


 * (song fades)