Yellow Chef!/Quotes


 * Bart: What's the difference between the brown stew and the green stew?
 * Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Well... one is brown and the other is green.


 * Bart: Great googly moogly! Gil, you'r the chef in this kitchen nightmare?
 * Gil: I just got the job.
 * Bart: You food has got me in a bad mood.
 * Gil: What did you expect to find back here? a gourmet, five-star kitchen?
 * Bart: I did hope to find some grub that doesn't smell like old sneakers.
 * Gil: You gotta understand... I can only cook with what the school district gives me.


 * Bart: We're not just gonna make lunch. We gonna make history!
 * Bart: I need salisbury steak!
 * Gil: Yes, chef!
 * Bart: I need fish sticks!
 * Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Yes, chef!
 * Bart: I need tater tots!
 * Squeaky-Voiced Teen & Gil: Yes, chef!


 * Sherri & Terri: Mmm!!!
 * Milhouse: Check it out! Wendell's actually keeping his lunch down!
 * Nelson: For once I don't want to smash my lunch over the closest ner'ds head!
 * Martin: Huzzah!
 * Edna: Mmm. I have to admit the teriyaki sauce hides the usual aftertaste.
 * Seymour Skinner: I can hardly tell that i's a low-grade beef substitute.


 * Seymour Skinner: It's a shame you can't do it again.
 * Bart: Sure we can!
 * Seymour Skinner: No you can't. You used up a whole semester supply of food and spices to make this one lunch!
 * Bart: D'oh!