Burger Meister/Quotes


 * Homer: Now, let's watch some Television that doesen't make us feel stupid or get angry or do anything with our fingers.
 * Bart: You are the king of the sore losers, Homer.
 * Sound:Klik
 * Homer: I don't want my son beating me at anything in my own home. At least not until you'r a teenager.
 * Bart: Oh, that day is coming, my friend.
 * Marge: Homie, why don't you and Bart go outside and do something together.
 * Homer: For you information, Marge, we are doing something togehter. We are trying to find something on TV we can watch togheter.
 * Marge: Hrmmm...


 * Homer: What do I have to buy to get that contest entry form?
 * Squeeky-Voiced Teen: There's no purchase necessary, sir.
 * Homer: All right, I'll take three Krusty Kolossal Burgers and an embiggened bucket o' fries.
 * Squeeky-Voiced Teen: Sir, I said there was no purchase necessary.
 * Homer: Okay! You twisted my arm! A Krustyshake and a chicken mustery meal, too! Crooks!


 * Lisa: I'm glad you came to me, dad. There seem to be some discrepancies here.
 * Homer: Discrepancies. Those are good, right?
 * Lisa: No. What exactly did the commercial promise the contest winner?
 * Homer: Money and fame!
 * Lisa: Hmmm... if I know krusty, that means a Krusty Burger coupon book set to expire and a brief mention in the Krustyco Stockholders newsletter.
 * Homer: Cheap food and the gratitude and admiration of Krusty's investors! That's good enoguh for me!
 * Lisa: Why do I bother?


 * Bart: Homer's making himself crazy over this contest. Even crazier than his usual nutty ideas.
 * Milhouse: What happens when he comes up with the perfect burger? Does he send the burger to Krusty?
 * Bart: Naw. He's supposed to write down the recipe on a postcard and mail it in to some place in Kansas.
 * Milhouse: Oh. So he really doesn't ahave to make the burger.
 * Bart: Yeah... say, that gives me an idea!


 * Krusty: And now the moment some of you have been waiting for! The results of the Krusty Burger contest! Hyuk yuk yuk! Our board of culinary cut-ups are a boatload of Burgers to come up with out winner!
 * Homer: Come on! Pick a postcard!
 * Krusty: And the winner is... while wer'e youn, Mel! The winner is... ...from Springfield at 742 Evergreen Terrace....
 * Homer: Woo-hoo!
 * Lisa: That's our address!
 * Marge: Oh, Homie..
 * Krusty: ...Bart Simpson for his banana burger with muenster chese! Oh, for cyring of loud! Who's gonna choke that down!
 * Homer: Bart?!
 * Marge: You entered the contest, Bart?
 * Bart: A hundred times or so.
 * Lisa: Mom, shouldn't we stop dad before he hurts Bart?
 * Marge: Well, at least thy're outside doing something togheter.