Scottish Fighting/Quotes


 * Lisa: Groundskeeper Willie! I met this nice lady at the library and i Told her all about you! She can't wait to meet you!
 * Willie: Och, Willie's got na time for such foolishness! There's a lawn here that need levellin!
 * Sign: Soon
 * Willie: Ah don' know why an let ya talk me into this! I'm not good with females -- they don' seem ta grasp Willie's manly virtues!
 * Lisa: Listen, she's perfect for you! Just trust me, all right! Look, here she comes! Kate, I'd like you to meet Willie he's the groundskepper here at my school..
 * Willie & Kate MacLoughlan: You. You're
 * Willie: You're wearin' the tartan of the glengarry clan MacLoughlan !
 * Groundskeeper Wilma: An' you're bearn the thrice-cursed colors of the hated Tullabaronnes! Why don't cha cry and surrender like yer can do at Edinburgh?
 * Willie: That's a flithy lie, ya bog-dwellin happy!
 * Lisa: Stop it you, stop it!
 * Groundskeeper Wilma: You win this round, rogue, but i'll be back wi proper sporran kickin boots, and then we'll see!
 * Willie: Wide betide ye should your shadow ever cross into Willie's green schoolyard again, ya she-wolf
 * Lisa: Willie! I'm so sorry! I had no idea she'd be from a rival, clan! I feel terrible for setting you two up!
 * Willie: Don' be daft, ya wee gru. Tha' was the best date Willie's ever had! Sniff!