The Last Traction Hero/Quotes


 * Smithers: Oh, it's such a pleasure to pour tea for someone, and not have to help him chew it.


 * Homer: [to Smithers] It'll be three months before I can scratch my ass! Six before I can really go at it.


 * Homer: [to Smithers] You can't bribe me with cake, I just ate several pies.
 * Smithers: Fine, enjoy the cake. Just don't eat it in front of a notary public.