Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment

Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment is was released in hardback, as part of the ongoing series: The Simpsons Library of Wisdom. Chief Clancy Wiggum might very well be the dimmest and most incompetent civic leader in Springfield, but as long as he has a gun and badge, most citizens exercise their right to remain silent. After many a late-night stakeout and thousands of early morning donuts, this top cop offers up his procedural wisdom on what it takes to wear the shield, how to keep on the right side of the law, and the real cost of quick and speedy justice. On Wiggum's watch you'll check out the seized property auction catalog, learn the secret language of police codes, find out how to avoid a speeding ticket, line up with Springfield's usual suspects, and get the skinny on Springfield's most wanted criminal...El Barto.

Contents

 * Chief Wiggum's Top 40
 * Chief Wiggum's Year One Scrapbox!
 * Actual 911 Calls to the Springfield PD
 * The Long Arm of the Law - Episode 1
 * SPD HQ
 * SPD Auctions - "Good Buys From Bad Guys!"
 * The Springfield Police Department's Evidence Locker!
 * The Fat Blue Line - A Policeman's Guide to Where to Eat for Free in Springfield
 * Springfield's Most Wanted
 * Clancy Wiggum's Ten Rules for Avoidin a Speeding Ticket
 * The Long Arm of the Law - Episode 2
 * Jail vs. School - Which is Worse?
 * El Barto Case File
 * Hi-dilly-ho, Neighborinos! I Saw What You Diddily-did!
 * The SPD's Little-Known Police Codes!
 * Springfield's "Law and Order" Calendar Art
 * The 45 Types of Alleged Perpetrators You Meet on Your Beat
 * The Long Arm of the Law - Episode 3
 * Springfield Police Department Miranda Warning - Annotated by Clancy Wiggum
 * Policeman's Handbook - The Lazy Man's Guide to Law Enforcement
 * The Springfield Police Department ~Our Vision~ ~Our Promise~ ~Our Motto~/The Miranda Warning
 * Proper Use of the Term "Alleged"/The 3 Types of Domestic Disturbances/The 3 Types of Drunk Drivers
 * Unorganized Crime Chart/Cop Talk
 * Police Sketch Artists!
 * Other Books You May Enjoy From Our Lazy Man's Library
 * Basic Rates in Buying Exemptions Guide (B.R.I.B.E.s)
 * Stop and We'll Shoot! - Eddie and Lou's Album of Crime-Scene Photos
 * Clancy Pants - The Lawmen's-Wear Clothing Catalogue
 * The Long Arm of the Law - Episode 4
 * The Springfield Mafia - Fat Tony and Known Associates
 * The Clancy Wiggum Show
 * Anatomy of a Police Chief
 * What's on Wiggum's Mind?
 * Wiggum Sings 'Em
 * Clancy Wiggum Man of Clandestiny - The Many Undercover Disguises of Chief Wiggum
 * The Long Arm of the Law - Episode 5
 * The Springfield Police Department Pancake Breakfast!
 * Wiggum vs. McGriff the Crime Dog
 * Wiggum P.I. - "The Big Queesy"
 * Guns and Buttercups - My Life as a Policewoman
 * On Wiggum's Watch - Required Viewing for the Cop on the Couch
 * 25 Books to Read Before You're Murdered
 * Badges! I Need My Stinkin' Badges!
 * The Long Arm of the Law - Episode 6
 * Chief Wiggum's Bottom 40
 * Fuzz - The Police Gent's Magazine