Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart/Quotes


 * Lisa: It's time to start your annual mad dash around town to get her a present that's not completely insulting.


 * Bart: [referring to Swapper Jack's] It's like going to Hawaii without the murderous locals!


 * Nelson: [holding a ciggarette] You sell ciggaretes to kids.


 * Apu: I have also considered you cash given cows to be my friends.


 * Apu: Convienence forever! Freshness never!


 * Paula Paul: Y'know, while I was signing this for your wife, I just cooked up... [Homer pants excitedly] ...a great idea!
 * Homer: [slightly sadly] Oh.


 * Bart: [referring to his present] Open mine, quick, before it suffocates!


 * Homer: A pity kiss?! THAT TEARS IT!


 * Homer: [checking the phone wire] Normal, normal, normal, normal, nor&mdash; UNCHARACTERISTIC!


 * Homer: Awww. I mean, RAARRGH!


 * Homer: No, Homer, you can't strangle a boy on his mother's birthday. Juries hate that.


 * Homer: [lying in rabbit cage] This isn't comfortable at all. I don't see how a rabbit could possibly&mdash; [snores]


 * Moe: Woh, woh, woh, woh. There's a white wine? And, what, and a Swiss cheese? And... a peanut butter? And a potato chip? And toilet paper? W-Wh-What?!


 * Shepard Fairey: Hold it right there!
 * Bart: The jerk in the glasses did everything!


 * Bart: Hey, I got an "F" in art. Mainly so it would say "Fart" on my report card.


 * Bart: ...he might realize Mr. Fatso is him.
 * Homer: What the?
 * Homer's brain: You idiot. Mr. Fatso is you!
 * Homer: What? No! It can't be!
 * Homer's brain: That's right, numbskull. Your son's made a fool of you in front of the whole town!
 * Homer: Shut up! I'll fix you! [drinks a can of Duff]
 * Homer's brain: Well, I'll fix you! Go drive a car!
 * Homer: Yes, master. Here car, here boy!


 * Bart: I wanna show you how I feel. And they a say a picture's worth a thousand words. [graffitis "I'm sorry" on the bonnet of Homer's car]
 * Homer: [sadly] You just ruined my car!
 * Bart: Correction: it's worth ten times as much.
 * Homer: $500?! Woohoo!


 * Charles Montgomery Burns: ..now, if I can get my $3,000,000 dollars dack?
 * : No refunds [points at no refunds sign]
 * Waylon Smithers, Jr.: But he just said that the show was a sham.
 * Ron English: Oh, it is, and I'm just a guy sitting at a table. The only thing that's real, is a sign that says "no refunds".