A Dame to Swill For/Quotes


 * Moe: "The most beautiful dame ever walked inta my bar the other night. She was like a fine pair a' designer slackas in the clearance rack... if she was in here, something had ta be wrong with her." "I could tell she had troubles. I figured this out via my slick deductive reasoning."


 * : Well, well, welll....
 * Joe Quimby: Er, ah... look what the cat dragged in!


 * Joe Quimby: He's a giant teddy bear! He comes with his own seat on the city council!
 * : And I shall purchase you a racehorse... one that I guarantee will never lose.
 * Joe Quimby: I will out fight you if it's the last thing I do!
 * : Bring it on, Mr. Mayor.


 * Moe: Waitaminnit! You speed dial is clearly labeled with the correct names... this was your plan the whole time! You played them against each other so they'd buy you more stuff!


 * Moe: "I was worried. Because of here, this whole thing could spiral into an all-out turf war between the mayo'rs office and the mob." "Was this town about to get sucked up inta some sort of chaos tornado?" "And was there somethin' I could do ta stop it?"