Lisa's Bottom 40

Lisa's Bottom 40 is a list over the bottom forty at Lisa from The Lisa Book.

Bottom 40

 * 1) Global warnming
 * 2) Tyranny
 * 3) Mean spiritedness as a path to popularity
 * 4) Hooligsam as a film genre
 * 5) Vandalism as an art form
 * 6) "Wife beater" was a fashion adjective
 * 7) Overdevelopment masquearding as progress
 * 8) Truculence as a lifestyle
 * 9) Ketchup as a vegetable
 * 10) Mistaking stubbornness for character
 * 11) Be without the bop
 * 12) Hip without the hop
 * 13) Macaroni without the cheese
 * 14) The unberable pain of unrequited love
 * 15) The grim truth that we can't all just get along
 * 16) First-, second-, and third-hand smoke
 * 17) Pandering to the lowest common demominator
 * 18) Evidoers
 * 19) The Euro
 * 20) Outsourcing
 * 21) Sweaters on cats
 * 22) Cages (unless for batting practice)
 * 23) Cruelty (unless only to be kind)
 * 24) Violence (unless accompanied by really funny sound effects)
 * 25) Treachery and deceit (unless in a romance novel)
 * 26) Wordless leaders who dress in military uniforms
 * 27) Pimento cheese spread
 * 28) Losing
 * 29) When the dog bites
 * 30) When the bee stings
 * 31) When I'm feeling sad
 * 32) Licensing & merchandising gone amok
 * 33) Despots... and the women who love them
 * 34) Whacking Day
 * 35) Schandenfreude
 * 36) The Taliban
 * 37) Crushes that leave you cushed
 * 38) Litterbugs
 * 39) Carnival barkers
 * 40) Sleepovers at Auny Patty and Selma's