That's SO glavin!/Quotes


 * Professor Frink: If my calculations are correct, any new year's resolution made after being expossed to my invention's particle beam is unbreakbled and will improve that person's life forver [NNGK!]
 * Homer: I know I say it every year, but this time I mean it! I am going to lose weight and keep it off!
 * Joe Quimby: No more! I am going to stop dating these hot, nubile bimbos and... er, ah re-dedicate myself to my faithful wife.
 * Comic Book Guy: Perhaps if I am a tad more friendly and less crtical to one and all, I won't find myself so very alone next new year's eve.
 * Dr. Nick: You know, sweetie, I think you're right... I would be a much better docotr if I actually went to a legitimate medical school. I'm going to enroll first thing tomorrow!
 * Crazy Cat Lady: Eerraaahblabbababa grraww... cats!
 * Barney: I couldn't agree more... perhpas we all should give more. I'm going to try and be just like you this year, and i'll start by paying off my tab at Moe's.
 * Professor Frink: Now i sall track my new little guniea pigs over the course of the year [hey lady!] and docmey my findings, which will undoubtedly lead to my winning of the Noble Prize!


 * Martha Quimby: Joe! What's all this about?
 * Joe Quimby: Breakfast in bed, honey, I've decided that I'm going to be a better... er, ah... husband to you this year, starting now!


 * Marge: Homer, it's sunday, why aren't you dressed for church?
 * Homer: [Unnh!] No church today! [Ennhh!] Gotta knock out so crunches... [Arggnnh!] Before I start cardio-boot camp at the gym!


 * Bart: Aye, carumba! What the heck heppend in here?
 * Milhouse: Comic Book Guy is so nice that he can't say no to anyone who wants to sell him their comics, toys, or anything else!
 * Comic Book Guy: ...don't worry that you put boggers on the knives of your "sta 'em Jab 'em jailbots" toay. I'll be happy to remove them myself.
 * Ralph: Jailbots like to shiv my nose!


 * Dr. Hibbert: I'm sorry, Apu, but I can't see your childern anymore. My offices are closed for good as of today, so I suggest you go see Dr. Nick.
 * Apu: But his clinic is too busy from having put every other doctor in Springfield out of business! My children will not be getting in for examination for at least two months!