$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)/Quotes

Sir, bad news from accounting, the economy's hit us pretty hard. Tough times eh? I've lived through twelve recessions, eight panics and five years of McKinleynomics. I'll survive this. Even so, sir, we could stand to lay off a few employees. [enthusiastically] Oh, very well! [points at some monitors] Lay off him, him, him, him...
 * [Mr. Burns sees Homer staring into space, but wearing glasses.]

Hmm, better keep the egghead. He just might come in handy.

[coming out of the airplane and sees Bart with his name on a sign] Hi. You from the casino? I am from a casino. Good enough. Let's go.


 * [Bart takes Robert Goulet to his treehouse.]

Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager. [brandishing his fist at Goulet] Your manager says for you to shut up! Vera said that?

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost its wheel and Joker got away, hey
 * Thank you! Thank you very much. (a punch is heard)

Ohhw! Oh, I'm sorry, kid.

And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents: Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum.
 * [Lisa is wearing Homer's crudely made Florida costume, while Ralph taped a piece of paper to himself with "IDAHO" written on it]

I'm Idaho! Yes, of course you are.


 * Deleted scene

20. Your move, Mr. Bond. I'll take a hit, dealer.
 * [Homer deals Bond a card.]

Joker? You were supposed to those out of the deck. Oh, sorry – here's another one. What's this card? "Rules for Draw and Stud Poker"? What a pity, Mr. Bond.
 * [ and grab Bond and drag him out.]

What? But it's Homer's fault! I didn't lose. I never lose! Well, at least tell me the details of your plot for world domination. Ho ho ho, I'm not going to fall for that one again.

Mom! Huh – wha –? Lisa! What's up? I just had a bad dream! Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it. Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the bogeyman was after me, and he's hiding under— 'AAAGGHH!! BOGEYMAN!?' You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!
 * [Homer runs into Bart's room.]

Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house! ''WAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!


 * [Homer finds Henry Kissinger's glasses in the men's room toilet, puts them on, and puts his finger on his temple like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz.]

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. That's a right triangle, ya idiot! D'oh!

[running into the casino] Argh!! YURGERDARADAGIDFERDERARA! Homer, what is it? Slow down! JER GETTA FERTER RADA ARA! Think before you say each word. You broke a promise to your child. What? You promised Lisa to help her with her costume. You made her cry. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed. She's such a little trooper.