Moron Kombat!/Quotes


 * Milhouse: Hey, Bart, is that the new "King of Violence" game?
 * Bart: You know it, Milhouse! "King of Violence 8: Octagon of Pain"! Sixty new bone-crunching attacks nad more congress-baiting bloodletting than ever before!
 * Martin: Ooooh!


 * Kearney: Huh. This isn't over, Simpson. We'll settle this after school! They ard. Three o'clock. My fists, your face!
 * Bart: B-b-but...
 * Kearney: Better show up, dweeb, or I'll come looking for you!
 * Dolph: Later, loser! Don't forget to order your tombstone!
 * Jimbo: Ha ha ha! [SNORT]


 * Bart: Do you have any really short books on self-defense?
 * Librarian: No.
 * Bart: "Ultimate Fithing for Dummies"?
 * Librarian: No.
 * Bart: How about some kind of pamphlet. or something on how t o fill out your last will and testament?
 * Librarian: No.


 * Bart: Guts, I'm saved! I've got a way to beat Kearney!
 * Martin: E-exactly...
 * Milhouse: How?
 * Bart: Check it out! During yhe fith, you're gonna play "Octagon of Pain" and yell out all the fight commands... ...which my crazy brain will use to help me kick Kearney's butt--king of violence style!
 * Milhouse: Whoa! It's just crazy enough to work!
 * Martin: Well, it's certainly crazy...


 * Kearney: Guhh... I g-give up! N-no mas!
 * Bart: Ha! Sorry, scrub! The king takes no prisoners! Milhouse! Gimme my finishing move!
 * Milhouse: Huh? But, Bart...
 * Bart: No buts! Finishing move!
 * Milhouse: Okay, if you say so upupupdownleftleftrightriril!!!
 * Bart: W-w-wha--? Milhouse! That's wicked karma souö-fire blast! I can't do a wicked karama souö-fire blast! Nobody can, you--
 * Sound: Ka-pow!