Airport Hotel

"Airport Hotel" is a song sung by Homer.

Lyrics

 * Well, since you blew the challenge,
 * And we're not allowed to tell.
 * We're getting all expenses paid at,
 * Airport Hotel.


 * The pillow's so foamy, baby.
 * Order food on the phone-y.
 * We'll eat Toblerone-y,
 * So don't cry.


 * For breakfast they have bagels.
 * Cream cheese but no lox.
 * A mini pack of cereal,
 * Make a bowl out of the box.


 * The pool's so chlorine-y, baby.
 * The towel's so teeny.
 * No lifeguard to be seen-y,
 * We could die.


 * No jobs, no kids, no Flanders.
 * Choice of bar soap or bath gel.
 * Small ketchup's friends with tiny mustard,
 * Airport Hotel.


 * Now that I've shown you, baby.
 * They'll leave us alone, yeah, baby.
 * Toilet's got a phone, yeah,
 * Don't know why.

Behind the Laughter
"Airport Hotel" is a parody of "" by Elvis Presley.