Radioactive Woman: The Movie/Quotes


 * Krusty: Okay, I bought the rights to this thing for a song beaacuse the studio owed some moeny to some nice Russian betlemen! I'm gonna be writing and directing it beacause I burned a lot of bridges with actual show folk! Er... are you two twins, or am I seeing double beacuse of that discount laser eye surgery?
 * Terri: We're twins, I'm Terri, this is--
 * Krusty: Yeah, yeah.. you're hired! With twins I get two actors for the price of one! Any twins auditions for Radioactive Woman?


 * Krusty: Hey, kid, do you know anyting about thiis Radioactive person?
 * Bart: Sure! Don't you?
 * Krusty: No! I can't read! I looked athe pictures but couldn't make any sense of them! Also, I bought the wrong comic! Up until two days ago, I thought this was about Richie Rich!


 * Bart: Aunt Patty, aunt Selma? What's wrong? Why aren't you on set+
 * Patty: [MOAN!]
 * Selma: They don't allow smoking inside or outside the studio!
 * Patty: We're in nicotine withdrawal.


 * Lisa: What's wrong? I thought you wanted to work on this movie.
 * Bart: I did, but Krusty's making me do everything! It'll be worth it when the film comes out though. I worked out a deal where I get twenty percent of the movie's profits! I'm gonna be rich!


 * Kent Brockman: A bootleg of the "Radioactive Woman" movie was leaked onto the Internet today, causing a viral sensation. And now, hoping to get in on that Internet action, I've left my door unlocked in the hopes my children will enter, causing a hilarious blopper.