The Girl Code/Quotes


 * Homer: Computers? Pasty weirdos? Backslashes?? Goth Lisa?! What's going on here?


 * Homer: Lisa, what I have I told you about crossing the line from science fact to science fiction?


 * Quinn Hopper: Being tough comes from the inside. First step: change your outside.


 * Conrad: Lisa, hello, Lisa. Conrad here. The old app that you created is feeling a little bit insecure.
 * Conrad: [humming] Don't ignore me like I was just some update from Adobe.
 * Lisa: You're not really talking to me. I've gone crazy, just like Woz.
 * Conrad: You're not crazy. I'm real.
 * Lisa: Then why didn't you talk before when I needed you to?
 * Conrad: It was late, I was tired. I fell asleep! That shouldn't happen by the way; you should look into that.


 * Conrad: Humans need to learn among themselves to think before they post... You're on the verge of becoming complete and utter wankers.


 * Sideshow Mel: I'd pay a fortune for that app! $1.99!


 * Homer: Siri, tell Amazon to drone me a beer!