I Just Can't Help Myself

"I Just Can't Help Myself" is the sixth track of The Yellow Album. It is a rap song performed by Bart, Lisa, and Homer. The song was written by David Cole and Duran Ramos.

Lyrics

 * Back-Up Singers:
 * I just can't help myself!
 * I just can't help myself!
 * I just can't help myself!
 * I just can't help myself!


 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * (I just can't help myself!)


 * Bart:
 * There I go, here I go, where I go, I don't know.
 * I just can't help myself, so
 * Why do I do what I do when I do?
 * Well I can say so or I just don't know.


 * Boys will be boys is what I usually say.
 * That's the how and the why, that I act this way.
 * That's the end of the line, I run out of rhyme
 * That ain't a crime, so it's milk it out time!


 * Let's do, I know it's some cosmic force
 * Cause in my mind, you go,
 * Just wait off course
 * To another dimension
 * Not only of site and sound,
 * But of being a clown,


 * Or an alley cat, or a dirty rat,
 * Or a loud mouth brat!
 * Well, I am all that!
 * So if you ask me, why
 * I'm always in such a mess,
 * Well, ha, I just can't help myself!


 * Back-Up Singers:
 * Can't help it,
 * I just can't help myself
 * Can't help it,
 * I just can't help myself
 * Can't help it,
 * I just can't help myself
 * Can't help it,
 * I just can't help myself


 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * I just can't help myself!
 * I just can't help myself!


 * Lisa:
 * A very great lady once said it right,
 * A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bike.
 * Ha-ha! There I go again, Sister Know-It-All.
 * No friends at all, 'cause I make them crawl.


 * I can help showing off, all that I know,
 * All the whats I can do, all the wheres I can go.
 * I know, it's makes the family very uptight
 * I know, it isn't right, but I do it every night.


 * I'm probably don't belong here,
 * I'm certainly were wrong here.
 * Every night I have a dream, more like a nightmare.
 * I see myself being born, Mom and Dad are there,
 * But it's not Marge and it's not Homer.


 * Switched in a cradle, no wonder I'm a goner,
 * I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelf,
 * I know, I shouldn't think it, but
 * I just can't help myself!


 * Back-Up Singers:
 * Can't help it,
 * I just can't help myself
 * Can't help it,
 * I just can't help myself
 * Can't help it,
 * I just can't help myself
 * Can't help it,
 * I just can't help myself


 * I just can't help myself
 * I just can't help myself
 * I just can't help myself
 * I just can't help myself


 * I just can't help myself
 * I just can't help myself
 * I just can't help myself
 * I just can't help myself
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!


 * Homer:
 * Hey, you know, I kinda like this thing!
 * It's sorta like music, but you don't have to sing
 * You got none of the work, and all of the fun
 * Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun


 * By the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack
 * Just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack
 * A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't' hurt
 * A cake for dessert will keep my mind alert


 * Oh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap
 * I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap
 * Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner
 * I wouldn't wanna sleep to a a roast beef dinner,


 * Roast beef with gravy and potatoes
 * Hot rolls and butter
 * Lettuce and tomatoes
 * I know, I shouldn't eat it
 * I got to keep my health
 * But what the hey,


 * Back-Up Singers:
 * Can't help it,
 * I just can't help myself
 * Can't help it,
 * I just can't help myself
 * Can't help it,
 * I just can't help myself
 * Can't help it,
 * I just can't help myself


 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!


 * I just can't help myself
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * I just can't help myself
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * I just can't help myself
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * I just can't help myself
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * I just can't help myself
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * I just can't help myself
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * I just can't help myself
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * I just can't help myself
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * I just can't help myself
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!
 * I just can't help myself
 * Go! Go! Go! Go!


 * (repeat until fade)