Homer's Night Out/Quotes

What in blue blazes do you think you're doing, Simpson?! What do you mean, sir? I mean this! [holds up the picture]
 * [Homer gasps]

A plant employee carrying on like an over-sexed orangutan in heat! This is a family nuclear power plant, Simpson. Our research indicates that over fifty percent of our power is used by women. [wrinkles up the picture into a ball] I will not have you offending my customers with your bawdy shenanigans! It won't happen again, sir, I promise! Can I get outta' your sight now? Wait a minute, Simpson! Smithers, could you please leave the room? Yes, sir. [sadly] Simpson... I am, by most measures, a successful man. I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk. And yet, I've led a solitary life. The fair sex remains a mystery to me. You seem to have a way with women. A certain, how should I put it?... "Animal magnétisme". [begging) Help me, Simpson. Tell me your secret. Uh, Mr. Burns, in spite of what everybody thinks, I'm no loverboy. [pleasantly] Simpson, I'm asking you nicely. I don't really know, sir-- [angrily] Simpson! (scared] Well, oh, wine 'em! Dine 'em. Bring them flowers. Write them love poetry... sir. Of course! It's simplicity itself! I won't forget this, Simpson. [angrily] Now return to your work! And tell no one of what transpired here.

 (saw Bart trying to take a picture of his butt] Ew, gross. Mom! Bart was taking a picture of his butt! Oh, sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt.