Down in the Dumps/Quotes


 * Milhouse: Hey, Bart, we were just--- [OOFTA]
 * Bart: Outta my way! i'm on a resuce mission!
 * Martin: Owie! My dainty sternum!


 * Squeeky-Voiced Teen: Sorry, kid. All sold out. had a big run on those just now. Everyone's been askin' for 'em for some reason.
 * Martin: Maybe everyone's mother accidentally threw out their Isotopium-X Blasters! It's a phenomenon!
 * Bart: Unbelivable! Five you stores and no luck! Milhouse, Martin, this leavs me with no choice. Our next stop is... ...The Android's Dungeon!
 * Martin: [GASP] Wretched hive of scum and villainy....
 * Milhouse: ...and [ULP] overpriced toys.


 * Kent Brockman: This just in! Look out, kiddies! Seems there's been a factory recall on the new Extreme Raging Radioactive Man action figure!
 * Comic Book Guy: What?!
 * Martin: Say, this is a very timely newsbreak....
 * Kent Brockman: Apparently there's an unholy amount of lead paint on the figure, which can make youngsters, quote, "mad wicked sick," if they chew, lick, or otherwide gum it...
 * Bart: Oh, c'mom! Only a complete diweebazioid would eat a toy!
 * Kent Brockman: This has made the toy as rare as Amish stage divers, with collectors snapping them up for insanely jacked up prices....
 * Comic Book Guy: Suffering Sappho! And I sold my last one for only a ludicrously jacked up price!


 * Bart: Aye carumba! It's ginormous!
 * Martin: It kind of reminds me of the Android's Dungeon. Only neater.
 * Milhouse: It looks like Godzilla took a duimp on Springfield. Smells like it, too.


 * Bart: Aye, carumba! It's the treasure heap! We're rich, men! Filthy, stinking rich!