The Sick Day/Quotes


 * Bart: Hey! What do you feel like today? Tough tests, crabby teachers, merciless bullies, humiliating gym classes or a snug bed daytime TV, hot soup and a doting mom?
 * Marge: Comfy, honey?
 * Bart: Some days, the choice just make itself.


 * Bart: They can never prove you don't have an earche! But even that card won't win every hadn! Sometimes you'll nned symptones.


 * Bart: A few swishes of a hot blow dryer will warm your forehead and a thrmometer on a heating pad or a radiator will show any temperature you want!


 * Bart: But be careful about thing! Don't make it look to real!