Me and My Shadow/Quotes


 * Rainier Wolfcastle: What sort of cafeteria doesn't serve bratwurst?
 * Lunchlady Doris: We got hot dogs. Twelve percent of them is even real meat.
 * Rainier Wolfcastle: H-hot dogs? Nooooooo!


 * Bart: We gotta talk...
 * Rainier Wolfcastle: I agree. You are a woefully inadequate specimen for me to study. Our agreement is hereby terminated.
 * Bart: Wait, you're getting rid of me?
 * Rainier Wolfcastle: As i said in my movie Robo-Shark, "Hasta Mañana, Chum!" Here's you replacement now...
 * Bart: Nelson?!?
 * Rainier Wolfcastle: He reeks of grit, determination, and cheetos! A typical American boy.


 * Bart: I don't get it, Lis! Why do I suddenly care what Wolfcastle thinks of me?
 * Lisa: It's human nature, Bart. We can't all have what we want. Like if I told you that you couldn't have this lip gloss.
 * Bart: You're not the boss of me! Give me that lip gloss!
 * Lisa: Besides, wasn't Wolfcastle paying you as a consultant?
 * Bart: It wasn't that much money.
 * Lisa: Maybe not to you... ...but it is to Nelson.


 * Rainier Wolfcastle: Ahh! I threw my back out! Mu gluteal muscles cry out in agony!
 * Nelson: But you're still gonna py me to be your consultant, right?
 * Rainier Wolfcastle: Nein! The film is cancelled.


 * Nelson: You've gotta be kidding me, Dingus... ...that's how much you're prepared to pay Mr. Woldcastle? What do I say to your offer? Two words: Haw" and "Haw."
 * Rainier Wolfcastle: I must hand it to you, Bart. Nelson is da best agent I've ever had. He does not suffer fools, he's great at shaking people down for money, and he keeps my trailer stuffed with bratwurst!