Somewhere Over the Brain-bow!/Quotes


 * Philip J. Fry: I still don't like the idea of taking the biggest comic collection in the universe back to Earth to be sealed in liquid diamond forever.
 * Leela: But that's the only way they'll be collectibles according to "The Collectible Comic Guide to Collectible Comics."
 * Philip J. Fry: Yeah, but no one will ever be able to read them again.
 * Leela: Fry, comics were a lowbrow medium that did nothing but promote juvenile delinquency and false hopes for x-ray glasses.
 * Bender: Is this one you're reading new? "The Simpsons?"
 * Philip J. Fry: Yep. This is a reprint of the Simpsons Comic from the early 21st century. It's the only non-pornographic comic that's still being published.
 * Bender: Isn't that the TV show that made all those people go blind when it was first broadcast in HDTV in 2005?


 * Bender: Man, I don't remember a thing, and I reek of booze. Well i've learned my lesson. I'll never drink again! Hey, a bar! I think I'll have a few beers and celebrate my new sobriety! Gimme a brew and keep 'em coming, meatbag!
 * Moe: Aw, that's what my ma used to call me! This one's on the house!
 * Carl: Man, that guy in the robot suit sure likes his duff beer.
 * Lenny: Maybe he's the new Duff mascot!
 * Bender: Would I get more free beer if I am?
 * Moe: Sure, I'd just bill the company.
 * Bender: Then that's me, all right! The new mascot guy, spreading alcohol-fueled love and peace. Now, pour me a beer, or I'll tear your arms off, jerk-wad!


 * Philip J. Fry: There it is, Springfield Elementary School. Lucky I memorized the layout of the town from playing all those Simpsons video games. And there's Principal Skinner talking to... Scruffy?
 * Seymour Skinner: Willie, I want you to meet your new janitorial assistant what's that say on your jacket?
 * Scruffy: Scruffy.
 * Seymour Skinner: Willie. Scruffy. Scruffy. Willie.
 * Scruffy: Hrmm.
 * Willie: Ach.
 * Seymour Skinner: Well, enough banter. Those urinals aren't going to cake themselves.


 * Lisa: [SIGH!]
 * Leela: Why do you let them push you around?
 * Lisa: Oh right! I just let them! What are you, the new guidance counselor?
 * Leela: If you say so, I mean, yes, I suppose I am.
 * Lisa: You guidance counselors say you wnat to help, but you just talk. You never do anything.
 * Leela: Oh, girls? Why don't you apologize to that girl and give her lunch back?
 * Francine Rhenquist: Or What?


 * Willie: Is everyone out of the school, Bart?
 * Bart: Yep, it's all clear. Lock her up, Willie.
 * Philip J. Fry: Hey! Let me out!
 * Scruffy: All Scruffy is saying is that the unfication theory is just that... a theory.
 * Willie: Ach, but ye cannae convince me that the quantum universe theorem is the be all and end all, man.