Rock 'N' Roll/Quotes


 * Nelson: You're going to let me win 1st prize or else...
 * Bart: [GULP!]
 * Kent Brockman: ...It's now up to Bart Simpson to beat Nelson Muntz in this final run for the Springfield Skateboard Tournament's 1st Prize Cup!
 * Nelson: Got me?!
 * Bart: G-got you...


 * Ned: Hey-hiddley-ho, cave-neighborino! Whatcha! Up to?
 * Homer: Not that it's any of your business, Flanders, but as it happens I'm inventing first first... ...donut!


 * Marge: Bart, would you take the garbage out and dump it over the cliff?
 * Bart: [GUMBLE, GRIPE...] Man, it sucks being a caveman... I'm not dragging this all the why there. I'll just dump it behind this log...


 * Lisa: Oh, Bart, dinosaurs have been extinct since the cretaceous period, 65 million years before homo sapiens appeared. IT's a common misconception that humans and dinosaurs co-existed...
 * Bart: Tell it to the T-Rex!! Homer, grab those wheels and sticks and follow me!
 * Homer: Wheels?!
 * Bart: The donuts!!


 * Marge: Bart... are you ok?
 * Bart: Oooohh... what happened?
 * Marge: You got a nasty bump at the skateboard tournament...
 * Lisa: But you're safe at home now!
 * Bart: I just had the strangest dream,a nd you were there and you, and you and... Toto?!
 * Toto: Woof! Woof!
 * Lisa: That's just the neighbor's dog.
 * Bart: I dreamed that we were all caveman, and we were about to be eaten by a dinosaur... ...but were saved by donuts!
 * Homer: That fits my theory perfectly!