Bart the Daredevil/Quotes


 * [Bart has just attempted a stunt that got him sent to the emergency room.]

BART! Oh, my special little guy! We were so worried!
 * [Marge smothers Bart with kisses.]

Marge, we are supposed to be mad at him! Bart, are you all right? Better than all right! I got stitches!
 * [Bart removes his bandages to show family.]

[in unison] Ewww! Maybe even a scar! Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, Bart told me he injured himself attempting to train for a career as a death-defying stuntman? Well, Doctor, we saw a daredevil show last night and you know what they say. Monkey see, monkey do. Hmmm. Perhaps I can discourage Bart from this sort of behavior.
 * Dr. Hibbert escorts the family into a children's ward

What you are about to see are the stark reality of impersonating professional sports, movies, television, and other entertainment-related violence. [points out a boy with his leg in a cast reading a book] Bart, this little boy broke his leg... trying to fly like Superman. [points out another boy in head bandages] This boy's brother hit him on the head with a wrench... mimicking a recent wrestling match seen on TV. We will not even subject you to the horrors of our "3 Stooges Ward". My goodness, Dr. Hibbert! I had no idea TV was such a dangerous and powerful influence. [signature laugh] Well, it is a small price to pay for countless hours of free, top-notch entertainment! Amen! Bart, Dr. Hibbert went out of his way to show you what can happen. What do you say to him? I learned a serious lesson today. Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. Shakes Dr. Hibbert's hand, but it is obvious Dr. Hibbert doubts Bart's sincerity Hmmm