The Mansion Family/Quotes

Hi, I'm Kent Brockman. [polite applause] And I'm teen sensation, Britney Spears. [loud applause] And I'm Kent Brockman. [no applause; Kent gestures to Britney Spears] With Britney Spears! [wild applause]

You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything. You mean I have pneumonia? Yes. Juvenile diabetes? Yes. Hysterical pregnancy? Uh... a little bit, yes.

Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA Hong Kong!

Are you friendly pirates? Uhh, not really, no.

Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!

Ah, it's good to be home. I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump. Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. [spits on the floor]