The Nightmare After Krustmas/Quotes


 * Reverend Lovejoy: [after failing to toss his cassock into the hamper] Even Milhouse could have made that shot.


 * Apu: [turning down Lovejoy's conversion idea, whips out a statue of Ganesh] Our nonsense is so much better than your nonsense. Look at this guy, he could be a Pixar hero!


 * Bart: [talking about Krusty] If he was going to convert why didn't he pick a funny religion?
 * Milhouse: Like Zoroastrianism. Their top god is named Mazda. Tell me that's not hilarious.