It Happens!/Quotes


 * Marge: I've been to the libary!
 * Homer: I'm not allowed there anymore. But on the bright side, I won the screaming contest.
 * Lenny: He sure did.
 * Marge: This is the oldest book about Springfield they had!


 * Lenny: Are you sure this is going to work?
 * Homer: Hey, worst-case scenario is we get killed and didn't have to go to school, anymore.
 * Seymour Skinner: I quite like school! I plan to work there one day!
 * Homer: You like school?! That's the craziest thing I ever--


 * Stevie King: Wow! You totally beat the monster! My name is Stevie King, and when I grow up, I'm going to write a book about it!
 * Homer: What are you going to call it?
 * Stevie King: "It."
 * Homer: That's what I'm asking! What are you going to call it?
 * Stevie King: "It."
 * Homer: Are you going to tell me the name of it or not?
 * Stevie King: I just did!
 * Homer: Why you little--!
 * Stevie King: [GAK!] Cujo! Attack!


 * Krusty: Aw, come on! Don't you have any imagination?
 * Bart: Don't need it!
 * Lisa: TV and the Internet get the job done for us!
 * Krusty: I'm starving here!


 * Joe Quimby: I... er, ah... hereby open this new Lard Lad donuts! May it's profits be as high as this town's cholesterol levels!