The Left Behinders!/Quotes


 * Ned: [GASP!] Rod and Todd have been raptured!
 * Todd: We're right here, daddy!
 * Rod: We were brushing our teeth and laid our our pajamas for bed!
 * Ned: Oh, sweet heaven! I was worried you were both in sweet heaven!
 * Todd: Don't worry, Daddy!, we'd never go anywhere without you?


 * Ned: The only people still on the street are all sinny ninnies!
 * Bart: And just like that they were all gone! I didn't think anything could lift Homer!
 * Dolph: The nerd I was bulling got taken up in the middle of a wedgie!
 * Mr. Burns: Smithers! I demand you return back down to Earth once! Enough of your Peter Pannery!


 * Ned: People of Springfield, you might know me as the owner of the Leftorium store in the bad mall! I have important news about what's going on! Everyone here is left-handed! That's why we weren't taken!
 * Mr. Burns, Dr. Nick, & Herman: [GASP!]
 * Moe: He's right! I mean, left! I mean...


 * Moe: ...and that's how I became a Krustatian! Would you like to join our cult? I mean... faith?
 * Dr. Nick: Why not?
 * Jasper: Hey, hey-lelujah!


 * Marge: Hello, Ned! Welcome aboard!
 * Ned: Don't worry, Marge! I'll find some way that we can all escape!
 * Homer: Escape?! Are you nuts? We only work two hours a day!
 * Marge: It's a four-day work week, and we get three months paids vacation!
 * Lisa: There's also full medical and dental! It's like Space France!