Philosophy/Transcript


 * [It starts off with throwing a Butterfinger BB and Martin wanted to share them.]
 * Martin: Oh, thanks Bart. -lato says to share is to truly live.
 * [Bart snatches the Butterfinger BB's.]
 * Bart: Yeah? Well, Barto says eat my shorts.
 * [Cut to Butterfinger BB's sequence.]
 * Announcer: Crispity, crunchity Butterfinger BB's from Nestle.
 * [Cut to a school bus where Martin and Bart are in the seat.]
 * Martin: Well, I don't see that cold anywhere.
 * [When the camera would zoom into Bart and say the tagline, the URL "www.butterfinger.com" fades in below.]
 * Bart: Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger BB's.