Nero's Palace (Flanders' Book of Faith)

"Nero's Palace" is a song by Ned as a part of The Lyrical Stylin's of Ned Flanders: A Jaunty Gent of All Genres.

Lyrics

 * Her name was Amber. Or was it Ginger?
 * She worked in Vegas,
 * Serving coktails at Nero's Palace.
 * She paid no taxes on her tips,
 * And wore makeup on her lips,
 * Like a floozy I once saw on "Dallas".
 * My spirits sinking, I started drinking,
 * I wasn't thinking...


 * At the Palace! At Nero's Palace!
 * I was in a nightspot in Las Vegas.
 * At the Palace! At Nero's Palace!
 * Drunken passion is always in fashion
 * At the palace...


 * Her name was Ginger. Or was it Amber?
 * I awoke in Vegas,
 * In a hot tub at Nero's Palace.
 * I had wed a waitress,
 * A cocktail waitress with a past.
 * On look and I sobered up fast.
 * The marriage was ill-fated, unconsummated,
 * We never even dated.


 * At the Palace! At Nero's Palace!
 * I was in a tight spot in Las Vegas.
 * I fled the Palace! Fled Nero's Palace!
 * Got her out of the picture, I just had to ditch her
 * At the Palace! At Nero's Palace!