Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?/Quotes

There's that awful script from The Cable Guy. Let me see that. Stupid script! Nearly wrecked Jim Carrey's career! [starts ripping up the script and then sees everyone looking at him] What?

You know, Homer, we need someone like you. Someone who doesn't immediately "poo-poo" everything he eats. Nah, usually takes me a few hours.

So come to The Legless Frog if you want to get sick and die and leave a big garlicky corpse. PS, parking was ample. Dad, you're being cruel for no reason! What will people think? People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think! Not anymore! I don't want to be partners with a man who thinks like that!

This pea soup is as weak as the acting and nowhere near as hammy. Dad, that's so mean!

Always.

Chewy!