The Homer Effect/Quotes


 * Milhouse: Hey, Bart, a-are super powers supposed to make you nauseous?
 * Bart: Probably. Let's see if my super-strength has kicked in. Grrrr-ugh! It's not working yet!... Try running through that wall.
 * Milhouse: Cowabunga!


 * Judge Snyder: Are you ready to proceed?
 * Homer: Objection, your highness!
 * Judge Snyder: Overruled.
 * Homer: I'm outta here.
 * Judge Snyder: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, if you can't come up with something resembling a rational argument, I've no choice but to rule against you.
 * Marge: Very well, I call Mr. Burns to the stand. Mr. Burns, is it true that our son was able to slip past the security at your power plant?
 * Mr. Burns: Yes.
 * Marge: Then don't you're responsible for his accident!
 * Mr. Burns: Even the tightest security system can be penetrated by ap person of supior intelligence. It is quite obvious, madame, that your son is a genius!
 * Marge: Really? You think so?
 * Mr. Burns: Why not!
 * Marge: Well, shouldn't you at least fire the man responsible for the incident?
 * Mr. Burns: Very well! Smithers, fire our safety insepector!
 * Homer: Hey, wait a second, I'm the --
 * Waylon Smithers: Simpson. You're fired!
 * Homer: D'oh!


 * Waylon Smithers: [SIGH] Hello Mr. Burns.
 * Mr. Burns: Smithers! Any luck finding a job?
 * Waylon Smithers: No, sir and you?
 * Mr. Burns: Um... eh... no.
 * Waylon Smithers: Mr. Burns? Um, I know that you're going through a really rough time, but... would it kill you to clean up after yourself once in a while?
 * Mr. Burns: Hmmm. I'm not sure. But why risk it?


 * Joe Quimby: We're all going broke because of this power thing. I am... er... ah... open to suggestions.
 * Ned: I say we rebuild the ark of the covenant, and let god tell us what to do.
 * Lisa: Why don't we build a hydroelecttric plant to draw power form the natural motion of the river?
 * Abe Simpson: Drill in Alaska!
 * Moe: I'm tellin' ya! Rats on treadmills! Big rats!
 * Homer: Hold everything! I've found a way to power the entire town... ...by harnessing the power of donuts!


 * Homer: People of Springfield, I give you unlimited power for the future: THe Simpson Quantum Generator!
 * Lisa: Now that Dr. Hibbert has treated the radioactive bite, is dad still smart?
 * Marge: I'm not sure, honey. He did eat six bags of corn nuts on the way over.