Last Tap Dance in Springfield/Quotes

You've just got to turn that frown upside-down!
 * [Lisa smiles.]

That's a smile, not an upside-down frown! Work on that, too!

The mall? Yeah, it's just like my dad always says: [in a thought balloon] For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all!
 * [Bart runs to the mall, leaving Milhouse behind.]

What? What did he say?!

[imitating Marge while driving Homer's car as he can't see] Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes. Yes, dear.
 *  [ Dolph and Jimbo snicker and exchange a high-five.]

Jesus, Mary, and Glavin!

These shoes are in the off position! You mean I danced all by myself? See, honey? All you needed was to believe-- What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're clearly in the on position. See? "On". I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod. Oh... oh! Well, now that I look even closer-- Forget it, Dad.