500 Keys/Quotes


 * Clancy Wiggum: Things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction.


 * Chalmers: I oversee fourteen schools and I always find myself at yours discussing a Simpson kid.


 * Gil: I'm alive and you're my naked fairy god boy!


 * Bart: The last place anyone would expect to see a moon - the sky.


 * Homer: When we see each other again, you'll be an old man and I'll be a baby!


 * Homer: First the good news: two of your kids are not locked in the car.


 * Homer: Cake, will you make my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world?