Rod & Todd Pray-Off/Quotes


 * Rod: Roll the dice, Todd!
 * Todd: I'm praying for a seven!
 * Rod: I'm praying that we both win! But wait, Todd, I don't know if we should pray for our own enjoyment. That sounds like a sin.
 * Todd: Oh no! We're close to sinning! What do we do?
 * Rod: I know! Let's pray for other people!
 * Todd: Yay! It's a "pray-off!" The one who prays the most wins!


 * Todd: I'm going to pray that Apu find Jesus.


 * Professor Frink: Well, you see, since I poroved you existence, all mighty God, I applied for a patent which was approved... with the trademarks and the copyrights and the considerable [NG-HEY!] royalties! Don't smite me.
 * God: [SIGH.] Great Thomas Aquinas is never going to let me hear th end of this.


 * Rod: I pray that the Simpson... um...
 * Todd: The Simpson deserve... I mean... I pray for them to... Hmmm....
 * Bart: Hey, god byo! Pray me up a dirt bike!
 * Homer: And some pizza! Do it... do it!!
 * Rod & Todd: Aaahh!


 * Ned: Well, boys, it looks like someone else is enjoying your presents.
 * Rod & Todd: Yay! Selfessness!
 * Bart: Dirt bikes and pizza. it's an honest to god miracle!
 * Homer: Somebody up there likes us, boy.