The Kids Are All Fight/Quotes


 * Moe: Bart and Lisa were fighting like creationists and common sense.


 * Lisa: I was pretending, and it worked!
 * Bart: You know kid, with your smarts and my Barts, we make a good team!
 * Lisa: What are Barts?
 * Bart: You're the smart one, you figure it out.


 * Bart: I saved you.
 * Lisa: But you pushed me!
 * Bart: Duh, I couldn't save you until I pushed you. Girls make no sense.


 * Maude Flanders: My bladder's going to burst.
 * Ned Flanders: Now I know you've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk.


 * Marge: What are we going to do?
 * Homer: It's not so bad sweety, I took a box of Altoids from her waiting room. The most anyone has ever gotten out of therapy.


 * Lisa: Remember when Apu let dad have the expired hot dog?
 * Homer: Just once and I'm still taking medication for it.


 * Homer: Isn't that sweet, six years ago they were fighting, now they're playing pool in a bar.
 * Moe: Father of the year, pal, father of the year.