Milhouse of Sand and Fog/Quotes

Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! [sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark] Homer! What? I forgot to floss today.

We tried to break up your parents and we broke up mine! Wanna call my therapist and tell her how you feel? [dials into his cell phone] Hello, Dr. Wexler? [over phone] Stop calling me! I'm on my honeymoon! [to her husband] Yeah, it's that weird kid again.

Fifteen dollars to infect your kids! Now featuring the Pox box! [disclaimer fast] Pox Box not recommended for pregnant or nursing women. As with any disease box, results may vary. [normal] Pox box!

I'd pay you a kajillion dollars for you and Marge to get together again. [thinks] Make it 2 kajillion. Homer! We'll lose the first kajillion to taxes.

I don't want to live in a world without Bart! [jumps down a cliff into the water] Can he swim? [cool] What do you think?