Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey

Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey is a book by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

History
Apu was on a screenwriting class at Springfield Community College to learn to write his book, Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey. The name came from his brother Sanjay.

Synopsis
It's a story of an idealistic young Hindu, pushed too far by convenience store bandits.