Retirement Castle of the Vampires/Quotes


 * Grampa: But we had such a nice visit... do I have to go back?
 * Homer: Sheesh! What more do you want? We already gave you dinner. Boy, get him back to his room. I'll leave the motor runnin'.
 * Grampa: But I don't want to go back there. Everyone smells like liniment oil.
 * Bart: C'mon, Grampa. Cheer up! I bet it's bingo night.
 * Grampa: [SIGH!] Every night is bingo night.


 * Bart: Mrs. Skinner, you don't live here.
 * Agnes Skinner: I came by to play bingo, but I stayed for the grub!
 * Bart: Wow! Everyone loves that stuff. I wonder what flavor it is?
 * Grampa: I don't know! Blecch! It tastes like pennies!
 * Bart: Really? Let me try it. Blurh! I think my taste-buds got beaten to a bloody pulp!
 * Grampa: That's what it tastes like... blood!


 * Agnes Skinner: It's time for a little snack!
 * Bart: No thanks we already ate!
 * Agnes Skinner: Mmm...
 * Bart: I don't like what's on her dinner menu! I've got a plan!
 * Bart (whisper): Whisper-whisper-whisper
 * Grampa: Got it. Next square is B-5! Do I have a B-5!


 * Bart: We're here.
 * Jasper: So are we!
 * Bart: Aw, man!
 * Nurse Yorga: Ha. Get ready to give a blood donation!
 * Homer: Not so fast, bloodsuckers! When blood's donated there are donuts involved, and I. Don't see. Any. Donuts.


 * Bart: Cheer up, Homer. We'll get you all the blood you need form the blood bank, and I'll pump it into some donuts!
 * Homer: You'd do that for me? I love you, boy.
 * Bart: And I love that my dad is an actual vampire! From here on out, no one's gonna mess with me!
 * Homer: Mmm... blood donuts!