Dial M for McBain! (also murder)/Quotes


 * McBain: Da cable is out? There must be something on television dat my enemies don't want me to see! I must -- Oh, McBain you are acting crazy! Always assuming there's and evil conspiracy, even on your day off!
 * Mendoza: Gentlemen, I am not sure how, but McBain hasbested all of our eveil plans! He defeated the Generalissimo's Squeaky-Voiced assassin. And then he stopped Duke from poisoning the everglades! He even deduced it was I who stole his precious reuben sandwhich! i fear we have been to sublte in our approach. Which is why I have now eomplyed more direct methods...
 * McBain: What a delightful vacation! I don't have to worry about villains of nuclear bombs or foreboding calmness or foze types of things.
 * People: Ahhh!
 * McBain: Why are you running away? The otter adventure arena is dat way!
 * People: Eek!
 * McBain: No! It ca't bet it's... Da man-eating Sharkodile!
 * Sharkodile: Grauughh!
 * McBain: Unluckily for you, sharkodile, I am also a hybrid...
 * Sound: Rip!
 * Sharkodile: Roaar!
 * McBain: ...half man, half sharkodile-killing machine!
 * Sound: Roundhose!
 * Sharkodile: Gnash!
 * McBain: Gaah! My muscular biceps! My only weak spot! Nooooo!
 * Sharkodile: Chimp!
 * Mendoza: To our friend, the sharkodile! For finally disposing of that overmuscled thorn in our side. Now, we will be unhindered in our next mission... the death of print jounralism!
 * Duke Mitchell: Hear, her!
 * Criminal: What is wrong comrade Shark? Don't tell me you're still hungry?
 * Sharkodile: Rrumble!
 * McBain: Yes, hungry for justice!
 * Criminal: McBain! But how?
 * McBain: I used my extra-secret weapon... my feelings! Before I could be digested, da sharkodile and I had a chat. Apparently, neither of us likes being manipulated... so we decided to work together!
 * Duke Mitchell:[GULp!]
 * Criminal, Duke, & Mendoza: REeek!
 * McBain: Yes, dat's exactly what I needed dis vacation. Some good r&r... ...retribution and retaliation!