The Dog Biscuit/Transcript


 * Homer: Huh, what happened to the lights?!
 * Lisa: It's just a power outage, Dad.
 * Homer: Huh, what was that?!!
 * Lisa: It's just Bart eating a Butterfinger.
 * Homer: Mmm! This sounds like he's right over... here!
 * [Bart leaps into the Simpsons couch.]
 * Homer: Aww, how about a bite little buddy?
 * Bart: Well, OK, Homer. Just one.
 * Homer: Hey, this tastes just like a, dog biscuit!
 * Announcer: Get a crispity, crunchity, peanut buttery burst in every bite of Butterfinger!
 * Bart: Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!


 * [Santa's Little Helper is scared about what happened to his biscuit, and Homer is wiping off his tongue with his hands.]