Safe Like Me

"Safe Like Me" is a song by Ned as a part of Scrub-a-Dub Flanders' Naughty Lyrics Laundry.

Lyrics

 * Don't cha wish you boyfriend was safe like me?
 * Don't cha wish you boyfriend was a wuss like me?
 * Don't cha? Dont' cha?
 * Don't cha wish you boyfriend was tame like me?
 * Don't cha wish you boyfriend was dull like me?
 * Don't cha? Dont' cha?
 * I know I'm rated G. I know we both agree.
 * I'm moderate, I'm meek and I'm mild.
 * I ain't lying. Look at me, I ain't wild.

Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of the song "", written by, Sir-Mix-a-Lot and.