Milhouse's Best Day/Quotes


 * [Bart is on Milhouse's bed reading his diary. Milhouse's diary entry reads "Dear Diary, Today is my birthday. Just once I wish I could spend it being cool..." Milhouse is in the bathroom.]
 * Milhouse: Bart, what are YOU doing here?
 * Bart: Nothing.
 * [Bart runs out of the room.]
 * Bart: See you at school! Don't be late!
 * Milhouse: Aww... Bart didn't wish me a happy birthday.
 * [Outside the Van Houten House, Milhouse is walking down the sidewalk with his backpack on his back while Luann is at the door.]
 * Luann: Happy "Let Your Kid Walk Himself To School Day," honey!
 * Milhouse: [sigh]
 * [Outside Springfield Elementary, Dolph and Nelson are clenching their fists. They are both looking at Milhouse.]
 * Milhouse: Here we go again. I'm ready for my lunch money mugging. Just let me take off my glasses.
 * [Milhouse takes his glasses off and puts them in him glasses case.]
 * Dolph: We don't want your crummy money.
 * Milhouse: Really?
 * Nelson: Yeah. Scram!
 * [Milhouse runs into school.]
 * Milhouse: It's a birthday miracle! I can eat lunch for the first time in years!
 * [Bart holds up dollar bills to Dolph and Milhouse]
 * Nelson: Haw Haw! Bribes!
 * [In the hallway, Milhouse is walking past Lisa.]
 * Lisa: My, you're looking HANDSOME today, Mihouse!
 * Milhouse: Wow! Thanks! I think it's because I skipped my daily beating!
 * [Milhouse leaps down the hallway.]
 * Milhouse: Gosh! It's shaping up to be a Milhouse kind of morning.
 * [Bart is giving Lisa a Malibu Stacy doll.]
 * Bart: Here you go, Lis...a limited edition Malibu Stacy World Leader doll.
 * Lisa: I shouldn't accept. But she's so beautiful...and POWERFUL.
 * [After school, Milhouse is on the skateboard ramp wearing his helmet and with his skateboard.]
 * Milhouse: Today I can do ANYTHING! Even a 900 tail grab.
 * [Milhouse skates down the ramp put falls off it mid-air.]
 * Milhouse: Aaaaaah!
 * [Milhouse falls to the ground. The students clap]
 * Milhouse: [drowsily] Ohhhh... Wha...? Did I do it?
 * [Bart is giving money to other kids.]
 * Milhouse: Bart, what are you doing?
 * Bart: Nothing.
 * "Can We Go Now?" kid: Can we go now?
 * Bart: I just wanted you to have your perfect day.
 * Milhouse: So you BRIBED everyone?!?
 * Bart: I guess.
 * Milhouse: [tearing up] That's the NICEST thing anyone's ever done for me!
 * Bart: Happy Birthday?
 * Milhouse: The best one ever!