Bart's Bottom 40

Bart's Bottom 40 is a list featured in Simpsons Illustrated 1. The list was later reprinted in Bartman: The Best of the Best! and Bartman 1. Another Bart's Bottom 40 was printed in The Bart Book.

List

 * 1) Lisa's saxophone
 * 2) Vegetables that don't fly well of your spoon
 * 3) Wrinkled old grownups --- I hope I never become one
 * 4) The cheap lousy prizes they give away in boxes of
 * 5) Having nightmares that I'm a chip off the old block
 * 6) Being caught red-handed
 * 7) The hardened crust on the top of mom's casseroles
 * 8) The gooey stuff underneath the hardened crust on the top of mom's casseroles
 * 9) Principal Skinner's special file on me
 * 10) The "no drawing on the wall" rule
 * 11) The fact that Otto hardley ever lets me drive the school bus
 * 12) Creamed corn
 * 13) Parents who have signatures that are really hard to forge
 * 14) Accidentally feeling gum stuck underneath a resturant table
 * 15) Sucking on your pen in school and having you mouth fill up with ink
 * 16) Namby-pamby G-rated movies
 * 17) Dad's snoring that you can hear through the wall even with a pillow covering your head
 * 18) Stories with morales at the end
 * 19) Cartoons with no fun violence and pain
 * 20) Cartoons where they run past the same lamp and table a zillion times
 * 21) The strawberry and vanilla parts of Neapolitan ice cream
 * 22) Gas station restrooms
 * 23) Making bad words with my alphabet soup and having Lisa tell me they're misspelled
 * 24) Accidentally drinking out of the glass where Grandpa keeps his false teeth
 * 25) The difficulty of loading water balloons with maple syrup
 * 26) Sugarless or fat-free anything
 * 27) Being tried in court as an adult
 * 28) Vengeful barbers
 * 29) The haunting thought that Sideshow Bob will get out of jail someday
 * 30) Rip-off chocolate bunnies that are hollow inside
 * War, i don't want there to be any wars until i can start one myself
 * 1) Phlegm (also on my top 40 list)
 * 2) When mom says "if friends jumped off the bridge, would you jump too?"
 * 3) Cartoons with redeeming social messages
 * 4) The nonedible decorations on birthday cake that you accidentally try to eat
 * 5) Brussels sprouts
 * 6) Forgetting about the candy bar you put in your pants pocket on a really hot day
 * 7) Swimming pool belly-flops that both hurt and look dumb
 * 8) The bottoms of your sneakers after you come out of a petting zoo
 * 9) Being and "underachiever" -- to tell you the truth, i'm not exactly sure what the word means