The President Wore Pearls (Medley)

"The President Wore Pearls (Medley)" is a track from The Simpsons: Testify. It is the twentieth track on the album and consists of the songs "A Vote For a Winner", "I Am Their Queen", "Skinner's Evil Plan", "A Tango Takes Two", "Smart Girl Six Three" and "The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley" from the episode "The President Wore Pearls".

A Vote For a Winner

 * Lisa:
 * ... and we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks French. J'accuse, Monsieur Kupferberg!


 * Monsieur Kupferberg:
 * What's she yakkin' about?


 * Principal Skinner:
 * Nelson, rebuttal?


 * Nelson:
 * Yo everyone, it's me, Nelson.


 * Kids:
 * Nel-son! Nel-son! Nel-son!


 * Lisa:
 * I'm not that cool,
 * I don't wear jeans.
 * I've polished an apple or two.
 * But every grade that I grubbed,
 * I grubbed it for you.


 * So call me bookworm,
 * But I'll never squirm,
 * When there's work to be done.
 * Yes, I'll take my lunch at my desk
 * While you're all outside having fun.


 * Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield,
 * Unless you want an effective leader.
 * I'll talk to teachers,
 * I'll handle Skinner,
 * A vote for Lisa,
 * Makes you the winner!


 * Students:
 * Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa!

I Am Their Queen

 * Lisa:
 * You wanted to see me?


 * Edna Krabappel:
 * Actually, Lisa... I wanted you to see you. You're our President now, but you look like the first lady of "yawn"!


 * Lisa:
 * What would you change?


 * Teachers:
 * Eyes, pearls, smile, hairpoints,
 * Dress, voice, shoes, Swatch watch.


 * Lisa:
 * I may be the new girl,
 * But you can't brainwash me.
 * Just Osh Kosh B'gosh me,
 * And then leave me be.
 * To fight for kid power,
 * I must be heard not seen.
 * I have to lead wisely,
 * Not just primp and preen.


 * Teachers:
 * Nails, dimples, ears, scrunchie,
 * Purse, lunchbox, teeth, Milhouse.


 * Lisa:
 * This beauting-up suits me,
 * There's beauty within me.
 * So let's Olsen Twin me,
 * Give them someone to love.
 * This grown-up makeover,
 * Has made me a super tween.
 * For they are my people,
 * And I am their queen!


 * Marge:
 * Oh, Lisa, you look so successful. Like you're the wife of a businessman.


 * Homer:
 * I wish I'd married a businessman. Then I'd have nice things.

Skinner's Evil Plan

 * Principal Skinner:
 * I'm so happy with my evil plan.
 * Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
 * Soon we will have the perfect school!
 * Where fun and excitement never start!


 * Groundskeeper Willie:
 * I'm so drunk I could barely see!
 * But it helps me get through another day!
 * My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
 * I've got to go puke in some hay!


 * Bart:
 * Lisa is a fool!


 * Seymour Skinner:
 * I think the rules are cool!


 * Groundskeeper Willie:
 * I'm fallin' in the pool!


 * Principal Skinner:
 * Hmm, not a cloud in the sky -- a perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAAM: So Long Athletics Art And Music. Care for a T-shirt?


 * Superintendent Chalmers:
 * T-shirt? Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"?


 * Principal Skinner:
 * Oh well... I... Forgive me, sir.

A Tango Takes Two

 * Lisa:
 * What have I done?


 * Bart:
 * What they wanted you to.


 * Lisa:
 * Skinner betrayed me!


 * Bart:
 * But a tango takes two.

Smart Girl Six Three

 * Superintendent Chalmers:'
 * Skinner! I don't mean to interrupt your advice from the janitor. But I say, cut off the head and the body will die.


 * Principal Skinner:
 * You want to get rid of Lisa?! But she's such a good student!


 * Superintenent Chalmers:
 * Yes. In fact, I think she's a little too good for this school.


 * Lisa:
 * If we stand together, we are strong!


 * [kids cheer]


 * Principal Skinner:
 * Lisa Simpson, you have just been transferred to the Springfield Magnet School for the gifted and troublesome. Please climb into the idling bus.


 * Lisa:
 * But... but I...


 * Kids:
 * Poor Li-sa.
 * Poor Li-sa...


 * Lisa:
 * Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield.
 * You can still reach me through e-mail.
 * At smart girl six three,
 * Underscore back slash,
 * At Yahoo dot com.
 * At Yahoo dot com...

The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley

 * [music plays]

Behind the Laughter
The songs are all parodies of songs from the musical . "A Vote For a Winner" and "Smart Girl Six Three" are parodies of "", "I Am Their Queen" is a parody of "Rainbow High", "Skinner's Evil Plan" is a parody of "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" and "A Tango Takes Two" is a parody of "A Waltz for Eva and Che".