Bart's Got Wheels/Quotes


 * Homer: Wait! I sent the check! Don't take-- huh?
 * Raphael: I ain't here to take your car. I'm leavin' this one.
 * Grampa: We won it at the police auction.
 * Bart: It's mine!
 * Homer: Take it away!
 * Raphael: Well, bub, this tow is paid for, but it will cost you fifty bucks to take it away.
 * Homer: Leave it right here!


 * Milhouse: You really have your own car?
 * Bart: Yeah, man. It's cool.
 * Jimbo: Is it a GT?
 * Bart: You bet.
 * Dolph: You should paint flames on the sides!
 * Bart: Interesting idea. I'll take that under advisement.
 * Nelson: Hmm... what kind of theft protection do you have on this car?
 * Bart: Don't waste your taime, my filching friend.
 * Wendell: You're so lucky, Bart.
 * Bart: It's got an igintion kill, lo-hack, hi-jack and some devices so secret and lethal that I'm bound by law not talk about them.


 * Homer: I can't believe we let your drive!
 * Grampa: What a peach! She runs just like my first car.
 * Bart: You know, I bet the car goes faster.
 * Grampa: Nonsenese! It's been fifty years, but I know just how this model should be driven.
 * Mr. Burns: Hey, slowpoke! You drive lik an old man!
 * Bart: Mr. Burns is right, Grampa. Jasper just passed us.


 * Bart: Let's make this car fast and furious!
 * Homer: I can provide the furious.


 * Nelson: We were just tellin' everyone about your cool car, Bart. Or should i say "hot" car? 'Cause it was on fire! Haw haw!
 * Dolph: Dude, your car is lame.
 * Bart: Well, maybe you couldn't tell from the backseat of the cop car, but my ride is 100% cerifiably sweet!