The Social Fretwork/Quotes


 * Bart: Let's see how everyone likes my latest stunt. 10,473 "likes" and one "dislike". Huh. There's always that one person who has to hate everythinkg I do. Oh well can't win 'em all!


 * Bart: I'll just log into FacePlace to check the respone to my latest masterpice... Huh, must've type my password wrong.
 * Bart: writes on his smartphone: L-I-S-A-H-A-S-K-O-O-T-E-E-Z
 * Bart: Hey! I can't log in! My password isn't working!


 * Bart: Sound a bout right, Bart. Someone's running your repuation through your faceplace account.
 * Bart: But how?! I never told my password to anyone!
 * Lisa: They say that if a monkey bangs away on a typewriter for infinty, sooner or later it will produce a work of Shakespeare.
 * Bart: My password is way shorter than a shakespear play! Where might I find this typewriting monkey?
 * Lisa: [SIGH] It's a metaphor.