Bart's Army Marching Song

Bart's Army Marching Song is a song sung by Bart and his army when they were marching into war against Nelson.

Lyrics

 * Bart:
 * I got a B in arithmetic.


 * Army:
 * I got a B in arithmetic.


 * Bart:
 * Would have got an A but I was sick.


 * Army:
 * Would have got an A but I was sick.


 * Bart:
 * We are rubber, you are glue.


 * Army:
 * We are rubber, you are glue.


 * Bart:
 * It bounces off of us and sticks to you.


 * Army:
 * It bounces off of us and sticks to you.


 * Bart:
 * Sound off.


 * Army:
 * One! Two!


 * Bart:
 * Sound off!


 * Army:
 * Three!! Four!!


 * Bart:
 * In English class I did the best.


 * Army:
 * In English class I did the best.


 * Bart:
 * Because I cheated on the test.


 * Army:
 * Because I cheated on the test.


 * Bart:
 * Sound off.


 * Army:
 * One! Two!


 * Bart:
 * I can't hear you!


 * Army:
 * Three!! Four!!


 * Bart:
 * We are happy, we are merry.


 * Army:
 * We are happy, we are merry.


 * Bart:
 * We got a rhyming dictionary.


 * Army:
 * We got a rhyming dictionary.


 * Bart:
 * Sound off.


 * Army:
 * One! Two!


 * Bart:
 * One more time!


 * Army:
 * Three! Four!


 * Bart:
 * Bring it on home now!


 * Army:
 * One! Two! Three! Four!
 * One! Two! ... Three-Four!

Behind the Laughter
The song is sung to the tune of The Duckworth Chant (also called "Sound Off"), a classic.