A Brand New Smithers/Quotes


 * Waylon Smithers: I let Mr. Burns treat me like a pet. Why do I put up with this? Tad would never treat you that way, whould he, Stacy You wouldn't stand for it! Oh, why won't these pleats lay flat? Grr... Gaaaah! What am I doing with my life?


 * Homer: Heh, heh. How's it going, Legs?
 * Lenny & Carl: [SNICKER!]
 * Waylon Smithers: Did you have something to say to me, Simpson?
 * Homer: Um... nice pants?
 * Waylon Smithers: I thought so.
 * Lenny & Carl: Whoa.


 * Waylon Smithers Homer Simpson! Report to my office!
 * Homer: Yaah! Mr. Smithes? You called for me?
 * Waylon Smithers I've been reviewing your work performance, Simpon.
 * Homer: Look, I can explain--
 * Waylon Smithers: And I think you're overdue for promotion.
 * Homer: Hold on--- what?
 * Waylon Smithers: I see you as an idea man, Simpson. I want tom ake you the cheif operations officer of the plant.
 * Homer: Yes!
 * Waylon Smithers: Don't you want to know what qualifeied you?
 * Homer: No!
 * Waylon Smithers: Excellent.


 * Aristotle Amadopolis: It is I who will laugh, Montgomery Burns!
 * Mr. Burns: Amadopolis! What is my greatest rival doing my nuclear power plant?
 * Aristotle Amadopolis: You mean my nuclear power plant! I just bought a controlling share! And do I really need to introdce the new man in charge?
 * Waylon Smithers: You have no one to blame but yourself, Burnsie.
 * Mr. Burns: Et tu, Waylon? I'll send for my things.
 * Aristotle Amadopolis:You have no things here!
 * Waylon Smithers: That plant is all property of Amadpolis Unlimted now.


 * Kent Brockman: Breaking News! There's been an explosion at the nuclear plant!
 * Barney: Yaah! Save your-selves!
 * Kent Brockman: An explosion of profits! Burnscorp stock is soaring on news of record returns this quarter. One man is rumored to be behind this fiscal boom. Waylon Smithers has turned the power plant around in the Wall Street comeback of the year! Shareholders are said to be in a dither over Smithers ats he turns their stock certifcates from wallpaper into gold.