Wayne Kychezski

Wayne Kychezski (pronounced "Sha-chef-ski") is an American football player.

History
Homer watched Football's Greatest Injuries where they told the story about the Galloping Gazelle. The Galloping Gazelle's habitat was the frozen tundra of Soldier Field and for six seasons and two Pro Bowls he grazed on the tasty green turf of the end zone. One fateful Sunday in November, the Gazelle was stopped in his tracks by a big cat named Wayne Kychezski.