The Garbage Man

"The Garbage Man" is a song that is sung by Homer,, some garbagemen and various residents of Springfield. The song showcases all of the "crazy promises" that Homer made during his campaign to be elected Garbage Commissioner.

TV version

 * Homer:
 * Oh, the garbage man can, Marge. The garbage man can.


 * Who can take your trash out?
 * Stomp it down for you?
 * Shake the plastic bag
 * And do the twisty thingy, too?
 * The garbage man.


 * Garbage men:
 * Oh, the garbage man can.


 * Homer & garbage men:
 * The garbage man can
 * And he does it with a smile
 * And never judges you.


 * Marge:
 * Who can take this diaper?


 * Garbage man:
 * I don't mind at all.


 * Chief Wiggum:
 * Who can clean me up
 * Before the big Policeman's ball?
 * The garbage maaaaaaaaaaan.


 * Garbage men:
 * Yes the Garbage Man can


 * The sanitation folks
 * Are jolly friendly blokes,
 * Courteous and easy going.
 * They'll mop up when you're overflowing.
 * They'll mop up when you're overflowing.


 * And tell you when your arse is showing.
 * And tell you when your arse is showing.


 * Apu:
 * Who can?


 * Sideshow Mel:
 * Who can?


 * Flanders:
 * Who can?


 * Oscar the Grouch:
 * Who can?


 * Everyone:
 * The Garbage Man can


 * Bart and Lisa:
 * 'Cause he's Homer Simpson, man!


 * Everyone:
 * He cleans the world...for...YOU!

Demo version

 * Singer #1 (as Homer):
 * Who can take your trash out?
 * Stomp it down for you?
 * Shake the plastic bag
 * And do the twisty thingy, too?
 * The garbage man.


 * Singer #1 and Other Singers:
 * Oh, the garbage man can.
 * The garbage man can
 * And he does it with a smile
 * And never judges you.


 * Singer #2 (as Marge):
 * Who can take this diaper?


 * Singer #3 (as a Garbage Man):
 * I don't mind at all.


 * Singer #4 (as Chief Wiggum):
 * Who can clean me up
 * Before the big policeman's ball?
 * The garbage man.


 * Other Singers:
 * Yes, the garbage man can.
 * The sanitation folks
 * Are jolly friendly blokes,
 * Curtious and easy going.
 * They mop up when you're overflowing.


 * Singer #5 (as Bono):
 * And tell you when your arse is showing.


 * Singer #6 (as Milhouse):
 * Who can take my daddy
 * And my mommy, too?
 * Make 'em get along
 * Like moms and dads are s'posed to do?
 * The garbage man!
 * I hope the garbage man can.


 * Singer #1 (as Homer):
 * The garbage man can't.
 * But he's got a giant stack
 * Of buried comics for you!


 * All Singers:
 * The garbage man can!


 * Singers #7 (as Lisa) and #8 (as Bart):
 * 'Cause he's Homer Simpson, man!


 * All Singers:
 * He cleans the world... for... you!

Behind the Laughter

 * The song is a parody of "" from the 1971 film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.
 * It is the twentieth track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.
 * The demo version is somewhat longer than the aired version as it contains a deleted verse that was to be sung by Milhouse. It is the fifty-first track on Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.
 * Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street makes a cameo in this song, which is appropriate considering his fondness for trash and his living in a garbage can.
 * The woman seen working at the backstage of U2 is a reference to the film .