1993 KFC commercial/Transcript

Transcript

 * KFC employee: KFC bucket and a two litre 7 Up. Thank you, sir.
 * Homer: Heh-heh. He forgot to charge me for the drink. [spots Eddie and Lou outside] Aah! Police! I'm surrounded! They'll never take me alive!
 * KFC employee: But, sir...
 * Homer: Noooooo!
 * [Homer runs to the restroom, jumps out a small window getting stuck]
 * Homer: Help me, dad! They're after me because I swiped this 7 Up!
 * Abe: You darn fool! [swipes bottle and bucket] They're given 'em away for free! Ha ha!
 * Homer: What the? [the employee taps Homer, but he falls out the window] Ooh! Ugh!
 * Announcer: Get a free 7 Up with a 15-piece bucket. Only at KFC.
 * KFC employee: Your moist towelette, sir.
 * Homer: Aw...