The Bart Wants What It Wants/Quotes


 * [Milhouse and Bart have a fight and disrupt a curling match.]

Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy. Both our viewers must be thrilled.

I'm looking for someone more masculine. I told you, I don't know how that scrunchy got in my hair!

I can't believe he dumped me! In my movies, this is where I would go berserk. Dad, this isn't a movie!

[about Rainer Wolfcastle's SUV] What kind of mileage does it get? One highway, zero city.

Ouch! I sat on something sharp! That's just Lara Flynn Boyle. laughs I have a boil on my ass.

[giving Bart advice about women] Never give them nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar, and always get receipts. It makes you look like a business guy.