Comic Book Guy's Lament

"Comic Book Guy's Lament" is a song sung by Comic Book Guy.

Lyrics

 * Comic Book Guy:
 * I've always been happy to call myself single.
 * No Mary Jane.
 * Or Lois Lane with whom I'd comingle.


 * (Comic Book Guy opens the lid on a can of and grabs a chip, He pours out all of the chips in a line and eats them all.)


 * You could say that I was an unstackable Pringle.


 * (Comic Book Guy walks past pillars with various magazines on display)


 * I've got originals signed by Siegel and Shuster.
 * But they don't satisfy in the way that they used-ter.


 * (Milo plays the guitar while Strawberry plays the Drums on the sidewalk in front of the Comic Book Shop.)


 * Milo:
 * It really don't matter if you've got a Cap Anson.
 * If you spend your nights in your underwear prancin' with a cardboard stand of Scarlett Johansson!


 * Comic Book Guy:
 * Guess I've always been lonely
 * but I've never revealed it.
 * Dropped my heart into Mylar and then...
 * (sobs) vacuum sealed... it.