Life on the Fast Lane/Quotes


 * [Bart and Lisa argue about which birthday present Marge likes better.]

Told ya she likes mine better. Oh, brother! Hold on. Hold on, now. Your mother hasn't opened my present yet.
 * [Homer signals the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Marge.]

[Singing in unison.]
 * Happy birthday to you
 * Happy birthday to you
 * Happy 34th birthday, Mrs. Homer Simpson
 * Happy birthday to you
 * [Homer hands Marge her present across the table and a bowling ball falls out of the bottom and onto the birthday cake.]

Oh. Don't worry. This frosting will come right off. Beauty, isn't she?


 * [Marge bowls a strike with Jacques' instruction.]

You're a very good teacher. Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything. I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean,-- Hmmm. --which frame is the beer frame. I bet you don't know how to make a five-seven-ten split. Do you Marge? Hmmm, no. Well, first of all, you yell, "The eight-pin is a cop!"