The Scorpion's Tale/Quotes


 * Ralph: I wet my arm-pants.


 * Otto: Hey, this is one of the planets on Star Trek.


 * Grampa Simpson: Sour cream and chives? In my day, all we put on potatoes was pine needles and barber hair! I hate this century!


 * Grampa Simpson: Good mornin', family! It's such a beautiful day, I thought I'd take my little friend here for a walk.
 * Marge Simpson: Abe? Are you feeling all right?
 * Grampa Simpson: Never better. The sun is shining, there's a spring in my slippers, and my wonderful son woke me up with a delicious cup of coffee.
 * Lisa Simpson: Dad, is there anything unusual in Grampa's coffee?
 * Homer Simpson: Uh, you look tense. Let's discuss this over a cup of Grampa's coffee.


 * Grampa Simpson: [Giving money to Bart] Here ya go, champ! Go buy yourself some rock-and-roll records.
 * Bart Simpson: [Excited] To the antique store!
 * Grampa Simpson: [to Lisa] Now, what can I do for you? Eat something green? Vote for someone brown?
 * Lisa Simpson: Dad! I know what you did!


 * Grampa Simpson: Everything everyone just said is either obvious or wrong!


 * Walter Hotenhoffer::These are my Suitcase Suzies who will use their beauty and free give-aways to make sure our drug is prescribed.
 * Bart: [Noticing that the women are nearly identical] Cool! Are they robots?
 * Woman: No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State.
 * Walter Hotenhoffer: I scoop them up by the sorority.
 * [A nerd in a building discovers where he is]
 * Nerd: Uh, this is the nerd fraternity.
 * Walter Hotenhoffer: Uh, drop them in research.
 * Nerd: Nice.