Tea Biscuit

Tea Biscuit was Queen Elizabeth I's horse.

History
When Spain started to attack England, the Queen tried to climb onto Tea Biscuit. But rather than standing still to be mounted, the horse jumped in the sea and started to swim away. It quickly drowned, weighed down by the armor it was wearing.

Behind the Laughter

 * Tea Biscuit is a take on the name of champion horse, who, most likely coincidentally, had a grandparent called Tea Biscuit.

Appearances


Tea Biscuit