How Marge Got Her Curtains Back

How Marge Got Her Curtains Back is a comic story in. It was released in April 2002.

Plot
After the kitchen curtains are torn into pieces by the garbage disposal, Marge must sew new ones. She is unable to find the appropriate corncob patterned material so she travels to We've Got Weaves in Ogdenville with Homer to find a replacement. When she asks the store assistant, he believes her to be a black market contact, as "corncob" is the codeword. The FBI arrive at the store and begin a shootout with the store's owners. Marge and Homer find a trap door leading to the black market. The market is selling the curtain pattern Marge is after, but she is only allowed to buy the whole lot. Marge agrees to the purchase and soon the entire house and family's clothes are made out of the material.

Meanwhile, Homer invents a chocolate-flavored beer. During the store shootout, he drops his glass but in the black market he finds a product called Uncle Leon's Old Fashioned Choco-Beer. He buys two boxes of it.