Blame It on Lisa/Quotes

Wait, wait, wait, so in August it's cold? That's right. And in February, it's hot? Mm-hm. So it's opposite land! Crooks chase cops, cats have puppies! No, Dad, it's just the weather. So hot snow falls up?

We should make our transfers in a safer place. It was Homer's idea. [pulls out photo album with Homer's picture showing] How can you say "No" to a face like that?

Dad, we better keep looking for Ronaldo. [gasps] Ronaldo? Do you know him? No. I was just distracting you while my children rob you.

Can we stop? I have to go to the bathroom. You just went five minutes ago! I have a bladder the size of a brazilnut! Around here we just call them nuts.

The Simpsons are goin' to Brazil. Then I'll have been on every continent. Except Antarctica. The Simpsons are goin' to Antarctica… next year. This year Brazil.