Survival of the Fattest!/Quotes


 * Homer: A-bimbo-sphere! Woo-hoo! It's about time this town got another strip joint!
 * Lisa: No, dad, it's a bioshpere -- a science experiment.
 * Homer: Huh?
 * Lisa: A self-contained animated environment.
 * Homer: Huh?
 * Lisa: It's sort of like a human habirtail.
 * Homer: Oh, I get it.


 * Troy McClure: Sound enticing? I thought so, But that's not all! If your family is chosen, we'll pay for fifty thousand pesos!
 * Homer: Fifty thousand pesos! Woohoo!!


 * Professor Oddadore: Ve are proud to announce dat there vere two families dat scored perfectly on our exams. So, ve selected zem both. First, ze. Homer Simpson family.
 * Homer: Yes! We're number one!
 * Professor Oddadore: Und ze Ned Flanders family.
 * Homer: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!


 * Homer: Why did I ever do this stupid biopshere things? My family hates me... I'm totally worthless... And to top it all off, I haven't had a beer in two weeks. Two weeks! Holy moly! it's TV's Troy McClure, star of the hit family series "Ten is Too Many!" what are you doing here?
 * Troy McClure: Homer, I'm your fantasy.
 * Homer: Then who's the looker?
 * Troy McClure: Oh, she's my fantasy.


 * Bart: Hey, what's that smell?
 * Ned: Jiminy Christmas! The house is ablaze and the stairs are gone ! We're trapped!
 * Marge: Ned, what are we going to do?
 * Ned: Die!!!