Mean Genie/Quotes


 * Homer: What th---?! Jiminy cricket! Who the heck are you?
 * : I am your servant for as long as you posses the lamp.
 * Homer: My servant? You mean you'll do whatever I ask?
 * : Yyy-yess-ssss...


 * : "The penalty for losing or giving away the lamp is dearth."
 * Homer: But all I do is lose things! I can't even find my dount!
 * : "Furthermore, I am not liable for any wishes you make that may result in the extermination of you loved ones or others."
 * Homer: [GASP!] What do you mean?!
 * : Let's say you asked me for a million dollars. I might have a satellite fall on your house smashing everything and everyone in it! The satellite people would give you a million dollars for all you pain and suffering.


 * Homer: Forget it! I don't want a million dollars... or even a million and ten dollars.
 * : But surely you want other things. How about a girlfriend?
 * Homer: [PFFY!] Girls... yuck!
 * : A jet pack to fly you to school?
 * Homer: Better yet... no school!
 * : Just say it and I will make it so.


 * Abe: Hey! Who's the guy, and why's he wearing my cabana ensemble?
 * Homer: He's a mean genie, dad. He wants me to make wished that can hurt people. What can I do?
 * Abe: Yep, this one's an old trickster, all right. You can tell by the crossed scimitars. And wish you make is going to hurt someone somewhere. Good like with that, kid.


 * Abe: Sorry, son, not even Perry Mason could solve this problem. Just get rid of the thing wives are nothin' but trouble, anyhow.
 * Homer: B-b-but if I get rid of it, I'll die!