The Incredible Edible Exploits of Lard Lad: In Search of the Lost Donut Holes/Quotes


 * Lard Lad: Ah, behold nature's perfect food -- The donut!
 * Cupcake: How could anything be perfect with such a big hole in the middle of it?
 * Cruller: [thinking] If Lard Lad stretches his overalls any tighter, that donut won't be the only thing with a big hole!