The Debarted/Quotes


 * [a rat crawls out of a trash can, Ralph comes out shortly after]
 * Ralph Wiggum: The rat symbolizes obviousness!


 * Bart: Skinner's five steps ahead of me! I put a tack on his chair, he's corked his pants. I throw a tomato, he's making salad.


 * Ralph Wiggum: [about Donny] When he grows up, I want to be like me!


 * Homer: Unlike love, respect can't be bought.


 * Lisa: I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing.


 * [after the Diet Coke and Mentos explosion]
 * Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner! [pause] Skinner?
 * Principal Skinner: I'm alright, sir.
 * Superintendent Chalmers: Don't ever scare me like that again.


 * : Hey, Krabappel! Your name sounds like "Crabapple". Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you?
 * Mrs. Krabappel: [sighs] Pretty much.


 * Superintendent Chalmers: We're gonna put Bart Simpson away for a long, long time.
 * Principal Skinner: By law, the most we can give him is a 10-day suspension.
 * Superintendent Chalmers: That's long to a kid.


 * Homer: [singing to the tune of Yes' "Owner of a Lonely Heart"] Driver of a loaner car...


 * Principal Skinner: Sorry to plop, plop on your fizz, fizz.