Holy Bible

Holy Bible is a holy book in Christianity.

History
After Lisa became Buddist, Reverend Lovejoy said, holding the Holy Bible, to Marge that she can "save more souls with roller skates and Easy-Bake ovens than with this 2 thousand page sleeping pill".

When Ned Flanders was dating Sara Sloane he began to think of the Holy Bible which began to strip for him.

Homer was flicking through the Bible at church when Grampa started to act crazy.

Non-canon
When Homer started to burn the Holy Bible started God to choked him.