Level 1 (The Simpsons: Hit & Run)/Quotes


 * The Cola Caper
 * Marge: Homie, somebody ate every dessert in the house. I need you to run to the store and pick up some of the ice cream with the mini-pies in it.
 * Homer: Must have been one of our kids. Probably Milhouse.


 * S-M-R-T


 * Marge: Homie, Lisa left for school without her science project. Can you get it to her?


 * Homer: Oh, do I have to?


 * Marge: You can drop it off on your way to work.


 * Homer: AND I have to go to work?!


 * (Homer finally gives the science project to Lisa before class)


 * Lisa: Thanks for bringing me my model of the digestion system... hey, where's the gall bladder?


 * Homer: I got hungry, and it was a fig.


 * Lisa: It was modelling clay!


 * Homer: Ooooh...


 * Lisa: Oh, and by the way, Dad, Mom called, she says she needs to talk to you at home before you go to work.


 * Homer: D'oh!


 * Pretty Theft Homer
 * Ned: Hello, Homer. Some of my possessions have disappeared. I called the police to find the thief.
 * Homer: Thief, eh?
 * Ned: My lawn mower, my cooler, my lawn chair, a family portrait, even Rod's inhalator. What kind of vandal would take this stuff?