We Are the Jockeys

"We Are the Jockeys" is a song sung by jockeys and Homer.

Episode version

 * Jockeys:
 * Freaks... freaks... freaks...
 * We are the jockeys,
 * Jockeys are we,
 * We live underground
 * In a fiberglass tree.


 * Tree jockey:
 * 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...


 * Toadstool jockey:
 * On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.


 * Male jockey 2:
 * But all is not well in Jockey Town.


 * Female jockey:
 * Your renegade horse is making us frown.


 * Homer:
 * Whadaya want me to do?


 * Male jockey 1:
 * Your horse must lose.


 * Homer:
 * My horse must lose?


 * Male jockey 1:
 * No win!


 * No show!
 * No show!


 * '''Tree jockey:
 * No place!


 * Toadstool jockey:
 * Just lose the stinkin' race.


 * Homer:
 * And what if I refuse to lose?


 * Male jockey 1:
 * We'll eat your brain!


 * Homer:
 * My horse must lose!

Album version

 * Homer:
 * What happened?


 * [jockeys giggle]


 * What is this place?


 * Jockey #1:
 * Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.


 * [jockeys giggle]


 * Homer:
 * Why are you talking like that?


 * Jockey #1:
 * These are our real voices. [normal voice] We only talk like this on your surface world.


 * Homer:
 * But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.


 * Jockey #1:
 * All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.


 * All jockeys:
 * Freaks... freaks... freaks...


 * We are the jockeys,
 * Jockeys are we,
 * We live underground
 * In a fiberglass tree.


 * Tree jockey:
 * 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...


 * Toadstool jockey:
 * On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.


 * Male jockey 2:
 * But all is not well in Jockey Town.


 * Female jockey:
 * Your renegade horse is making us frown.


 * Homer:
 * Whadaya want me to do?


 * Male jockey 1:
 * Your horse must lose.


 * Homer:
 * My horse must lose?


 * Male jockey 1:
 * No win!


 * Male jockey 2:
 * No show!


 * '''Tree jockey:
 * No place!


 * Toadstool jockey:
 * Just lose the stinkin' race.


 * Homer:
 * And what if I refuse to lose?


 * Male jockey 1:
 * We'll eat your brain!


 * Homer:
 * My horse must lose!
 * Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?


 * Male jockey 1:
 * No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.

Behind the Laughter
It is the twenty-sixth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.