'Tisn't the Season/Quotes


 * Joe Quimby: Welcome, my fellow Springfieldians! According to our calendars of the... er, ah... Julian Mayan, and novelty varieties, today marks the official start of winter!
 * Homer: Ahhh... the greatest time of the year!
 * Lisa: Because of goodwill and family togetherness?
 * Homer: Better! Duff is releasing their special holiday brews! Like Duff Gingerbread and Duff Tinsel!


 * Homer: Aw, man! This weather bites!
 * Milhouse: Tell me about it. Now when I wear my Christmas sweater, it just seems lame! Well, I'm not going to let the lack of snow stop me. That's how I roll!


 * Apu: I am sorry, Mr. Simpson, but Duff has still not delivered any of their holiday brews.
 * Homer: But that's what you said last month!
 * Apu: From what I am hearing, their special water supply has been contaminated.
 * Homer: Is this because of the time I was at the river and couldn't find a tree..?
 * Apu: However, there is still regular Duff to purchase!
 * Homer: Pssh! You just don't get Christmas... do you, Apu?


 * Lisa: Mr. Flanders! You always have the holiday spirit!
 * Ned: Even if the tide is out, there's still yuletide cheer at casa de Flanders! However... this year its' too warm from hot cocoa, which is the only hot beverage we're allowed to imbibe.
 * Rod: Daddy says espresso is liquid brimstone!


 * Lisa: Winter is finally here, dad!
 * Homer: Well, not for everyone!
 * Duffman: Much like Duffman after his latest breakup, Duff Gingerbread is back on the market! Oh yeah!
 * Homer: Woo-hoo!