Bart's Beard

Bart's Beard is a story that appears in.

Plot
Bart wants to rent Clowns Gone Wild!, a reality show about clowns getting arrested, but the video is for mature audiences only. Lisa and Marge refuse to let Homer rent it for him, and Comic Book Guy also refuses to sell it to a minor. Bart searches through Homer's room for a disguise and finds the tonic he used to grow hair. Bart puts it on his face and the next morning he has a fully grown beard. Bart and Milhouse go to the Springfield Retirement Castle to ask Grampa for money, but, during a karaoke show, he refuses. The retirees think that Bart is Kenny Rogers and demand that he sing for them. Bart obliges and asks for money at the end, resulting in coins being thrown at him. As Bart collects the money, Milhouse is dragged off as the old people think he is Marvin Hamlisch. Bart buys the video from the Android's Dungeon, but after watching the video, is disappointed that it only depicts a group counseling session. However, Lisa finds it fascinating and Milhouse is upset by the clowns' struggles.