Special Delivery/Quotes


 * Bart: I wonder what it is?
 * Lisa: It's big. It could be anything. C'mon, let's get it open.
 * Bart: This packing tape is tough to rip.
 * Lisa: Don't worry, I know where Homer hides this blow torch.


 * Bart: But it could be...
 * Lisa: ...something wonderful.
 * Bart: All that stuff just waiting for me in the box.
 * Lisa: All that separates me from my stuff is a thin layer of cardboard. Oh no! They forgot to poke air-holes for the pony!
 * Marge: Not your too, Maggie? Okay, I'll call you father and ask him what's in the box.
 * Maggie: Suck! Suck!


 * Homer: Mmm... delicious mysterious box. Must... ignore emergency... go home... eat box.


 * Lisa: While mom is outside, we could open the box and then steal it back up before she notices.
 * Bart: I'mba wayba aheba youba.


 * Marge: You opened it!
 * Lisa: Yeah, and, boy, are we sorry.
 * Homer: You better not have... ...eaten any of my... diapers?
 * Marge: It says here you entered a "family sweep-stakes" and are the winner of a years' supply of wuvs.
 * Homer: I remember that. I was trying to win a sandwich.
 * Bart: Good one, Homer. You finally win something, and it's poopy-pants!
 * Homer: D'oh!
 * Marge: Well, I know someone who's happy.
 * Maggie: [Coo-coo!]