A Father's Watch/Quotes


 * Homer: It's the craziest thing — she will not give up on that kid.


 * Homer: Next you'll be telling me that this whole trophy business—and, in fact, all of my get-rich quick schemes over the years—are born of a desperate need for approval from a father who couldn't show love, likely because of his traumatic relationship with his own father, and his before him, and so on. But unfortunately, Dr. Freud, that couldn't be further from the truth... Doctor.


 * Luann Van Houten: Trophies. So that's the easy answer.
 * Chief Wiggum: If Ralphie's shelf says he's a winner, then he'll be one!
 * Moe: And Moe yells a third thing to feel part of the group!