The Square Dance Caller's Product Placement

The Square Dance Caller's Product Placement is a song.

Lyrics

 * Well... grab your partner and start swingin' em.
 * Don't forget the two-drink minimum.
 * Take your corner by the hand.
 * Get adult videos on demand.
 * Flash your teeth, let's see those smiles.
 * Pay with Visa, earn free miles. Yee-haw!