Moe Letter Blues/Quotes

Think back, Homer. When did you realize Marge was checked out like a Harry Potter book at the public library? Think back, think back, think back. [Homer just remembers himself as a baby who was touching a crib's bars with a rattle back and forth] Not that far back.

[to Apu] What a great father, I say sarcastically! [drives off] [remarks] If only that mark on your forehead was an off button!


 * Ride Operator: Teacup? How'd that get in there? Question me, you rutabaga brain, I'll take your eyeball and make soup out of it."

Okay, Reverend, your place is next. Actually, Milhouse and I are next. Huh. There's no suspension at your place. Even I've hooked up with your old lady. [to Milhouse] Sorry, kid. You were my favorite uncle, Uncle Otto.