Taming Your Wild Child/Quotes


 * Homer: Good work washing the car, boy. Here's you allowance for a job well dome.
 * Bart: Thanks, Homer.
 * Marge (thinking): Hmm?
 * Marge: Homer, I think you'd better read that book on parenting skills that I gave you for Christmas.
 * Homer: What are you talking about, Marge? Bart does everything I tell him to -- d'oh!


 * Homer: Hmmm. Why do you have two gallons of mulk when I specically aksed you to get one?
 * Bart: Er... Apu was having a 2-for-1 sale at the Kwik-E-Mart!
 * Homer: Bart for being honest and a "smart" shopper, here's two more dollars go buy yourself some candy.


 * Marge: For the last time, Bart! We are not going to the circus!
 * Bart: Fine, if you won't take me, I'll run away and join the circus!
 * Homer: I'll head this! Go ahed and join the circus, Bart. I'll even help you!
 * Bart: Wha--!


 * Lisa: Dad! Bart won't let me watch I want on TV, and It's my turn!
 * Homer: Bart, share the TV, and that's final! If Lisa has to complain gain, It's off to your room for the rest of the night!
 * Bart: Hmmm...


 * Lisa: Dad! Bart took the TV and put it in his---
 * Homer: Okay, that's it, Bart! Off to your room!
 * Bart: Whatever you say, Homer.
 * Lisa: But, dad--
 * Homer: Lisa, a good parent makes tough decisions and stand behind them!