The Loading the Criminal Into the Cruiser Song

"The Loading the Criminal Into the Cruiser Song" is a song at the Wiggum Sings' Em.

Lyrics

 * Pipe down, scumbag, get in back,
 * Or I will give you a whack.
 * You should not have stolen that car,
 * Wait for me while I'm in the bar..
 * Pipe down, scumbag, if you stay here.
 * I will bring you back a beer.

Behind the Laughter

 * The song is a parody of "".