Why Springfield, Why Not?

"Why Springfield, Why Not?" is an anthem for Springfield written by Bart and Lisa and sung by children of Springfield.

Lyrics

 * Bart:
 * Springfield's the only home that we've got


 * Lisa:
 * But to be frank, there's not a lot To recommend it
 * We've got a big sinkhole


 * Bart:
 * And they shut down the think hole


 * Bart & Lisa:
 * Hashtag: SpringfieldPride
 * Has never ever trended...


 * Sideshow Mel:
 * This is not boosterism!


 * Joe Quimby:
 * Warm up the horse.


 * Lisa:
 * But when you think of the things we lack


 * Bart:
 * Stead of the stuff we've got


 * Bart & Lisa:
 * Why Springfield?


 * Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, and Nelson:
 * Why not?


 * Bart, Lisa, and Nelson:
 * We've only had a hurricane once


 * Milhouse:
 * We haven't had a circus fire in months


 * Bart, Lisa & Nelson:
 * Springfield
 * Why not?


 * Nelson:
 * Ooh, we're just off the interstate


 * Ralph:
 * Ah, the second right off exit 8...


 * Clancy Wiggum:
 * He didn't blow his line.
 * Sarah, let's have another!


 * Dolph:
 * You may find our culture lacking


 * Kearney:
 * We finally outlawed our snake whacking


 * Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, and Nelson:
 * Sure, our cops are easily bought


 * Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Jeremy Jailbird, and Nelson:
 * And our dentists are all self-taught


 * Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Wendell, Rod Flanders, Jeremy Jailbird, and Nelson:
 * But hooray for Springfield


 * Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, Jeremy Jailbird, and Nelson:
 * Give two cheers Smallpox-free for seven years


 * Kids:
 * Why Springfield?
 * Why not?