Grift of the Magi/Quotes

Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead! I never liked that Dr. Stupid.


 * [Lisa writes "I will not do math in class" on the blackboard as a punishment]

Lisa in trouble? The ironing is delicious. The word is irony! Huh?

Don't you think there's something weird going on here? We spent all day selecting fabric swatches, and then our guest speaker was Phil from Marketing. All's I know is I'm getting straight A's, and that ain't not bad.

You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class. Gee, that sounds like fun! Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it.

What about Mr. Burns? Maybe he could help. Forget it! He releases the hounds on every charity that comes to the door. Feed The Children, Save The Whales, even Release The Hounds.

Instead of giving us an education, they used us to design a toy! Aren't you outraged? Not really, but if you're gonna throw a spaz, I'll come with.

kind of banged up that Jeep in the driveway. What you talkin' about, Moe? [the Simpsons, Moe, Mr. Burns, Mr. Smithers and Gary burst out laughing then they smile at the camera] What you talkin' 'bout, everyone?