Kearney's mother

Mrs. Zzyzwicz is the unnamed, depressed mother of Kearney Zzyzwicz.

History
Kearney got angry at Jimbo Jones and Dolph Starbeam because they kept mentioning that she was depressed. When Kearney stole some tassels from Bart's bike he said, "Thanks for the tassels. My mom can wear these on her boobs at work", indicating that she is a stripper. According to Kearney he mentions that his parents met when the prison and the insane asylum had their annual mixer. It is possible that she was locked in an insane asylum before.