See You Later, Alligator!/Quotes


 * Lisa: What in the world are you doing, Bart?!?
 * Bart: I'm flushing baby Alligators down the toilet. What are you doing?


 * Bart: Remember when we caught that three-eyed mutant fish? Mr. Burns created that fish when he dumped radioactive waste into our river.
 * Lisa: People were sure mad about that.
 * Bart:So why do you think he rebuilt the entire sewage system for Springfield?
 * Lisa: So we'd have safer, cleaner water?
 * Bart: No way! He need a new place to get ride of his radioactive water! So combine that fact with the baby alligators, and what do you have?
 * Lisa: An idiot for a brother.
 * Bart: Three months from now i'll unleash my army of giant, three-eyed, mutant alligator men! That shopping spree at the Androids Dungeon is as good as mine!
 * Lisa: I meant to say, a total idiot for a brother! There's no radioactive water in the sewer! That fish was a fluke!


 * Lisa: Eureka! I've got it!
 * Bart: Phew! I'm afraid to ask what you did in here, Lisa. This room smells like... ...rotten eggs!
 * Lisa: The kind of rotten eggs that will be all over your face when we show our experiments tomorrow at the science fair. Ha!
 * Bart: So what kind of results did you get, Dr. Stinkypants?
 * Lisa: If you must know, I've been able to isolate a lone amino acid that could hold the cure to the common cold!


 * Bart: No mutant alligator men. Phoeey! All the work for nothing.


 * Lisa: I can't believe you thought my sign said "Donut, Eat" instead of "Do Not Eat". Can't you tell the difference between an egg and a donut?!
 * Homer: At least Daddy won't be sick ever again.


 * Comic Book Guy: Behold! I hole in my hand envelopes containing three $25 shopping sprees at the Androids Dungeon.Since I alone will choose this year's winners, I willl do so according to my own lawas and superior reasoning.... third place goes to Ralph Wiggum for this "my dad's shoe is stuck to my head with "gum" expriment. I have' seen anyhing so funny since Spock laughed out loud in the second "Star Trek" movie.
 * Ralph: Thanks, mister. The shoe keeps my head from waring a ski cap!
 * Comic Book Guy: Second place goes to Lisa Simpson because of her dusregard for the cholestrol level of her experiment and becuase she will probalby spend her $25 on all the girl-friendly comics i have gathering dust in my shop.
 * Lisa: ...but...
 * Homer: Oh, Lisa. I'm so proud, my artieries feel like Flubber.
 * Comic Book Guy: And first place goes to Bart Simpson for following his dream to create a new race of subterranen mutants regardless of the dangers to mankind and superhero-kind alike.