Specs and the City/Quotes


 * Marge: Now, remember kids, the school says you must have a valentine card for everyone in your class.
 * Lisa: How does this mean anything when everyone's forced to do it?
 * Marge: What did I say about pointing out the meaninglessness of things?
 * Lisa: Not to.


 * Bart: Well, no way I'm giving a valentine to Nelson. He's a bully, and I do not love him.
 * Marge: Jesus says to love your enemies.
 * Bart: That's because Jesus knows one day, he gets to look his enemies in the eye and say "It was me who sent you to Hell."


 * Marge: I don't understand what's so great about these state of the art, solar-powered, computo-glasses.
 * Homer: I'll let you try them on, right after I decide if these videos are Funny Or Die. Funny, funny, die, die, funny, funny but the guy died.


 * (Homer was snuggling with Marge while he wearing high-tech glasses)
 * Marge: Huh? A-Are you using your glasses for snuggling?
 * Homer: But the avatar looks just like you.
 * Marge: I'm afraid wives don't make passes at husbands in those glasses.


 * Homer: Glasses, find me a great gift for my wife. (whispers) Under five dollars.
 * Marge: I heard that!