Güber Driver/Quotes


 * Otto: Oh, man! Guess I shouldn't have been trying to play my axe and drive at the same time!
 * Seymour Skinner: This is your twenty-third accident this month, Otto! I can't keep convincing parents that whiplash is a natural sympton of growing pains! You're suspended idefinitely!
 * Otto: Suspended with pay?!
 * Seymour Skinner: No!
 * Otto: Bummer...


 * Ned: Hi-diddily-ho, friends! Are you our Güber driver?
 * Otto: Does the Pope wear a silly hat?
 * Ned: If by "silly" you mean, "holly"-- then, yes! To our angelic abode, please!


 * Lisa: Bart, I'm worried about Otto. I tried changing him so people would be pleased with his driving, but nothing's worked!
 * Bart: You can't change the Otto Man. He's awesome! If I didn't just spend all my money on this Squishee, I'd defintely pay for a thrill ride with him!
 * Lisa: You're right! He doesn't need to change to fit the customer, he just needs the customers that fit him!


 * Gil: Hot dog! At this speed, Ol' Gil will finally make it to a job interview on time!


 * Otto: I've come back for my axe! Here's all of my Güber driver earnings! Keep the car, too, man!
 * Raphael: How generous.