The Many Faces of Bob/Quotes


 * Milhouse: Sideshow Bob!
 * Bart: We have to stop him, Milhouse.
 * Milhouse: "We"? It's you he wants to kill.
 * Bart: But as Bartman and Houesboy, we're an inseparable crimefithing duo willing to die for one another.
 * Milhouse: I... I... I... guess.


 * Homer: What's the matter, son? You're not eating you cereal.
 * Bart: Why go on eating when, at any moment, my too-short life wil end at the hands of a maniac clown?
 * Homer: No sense in wasting this. Yoink!
 * Lisa: I may have solved your problem, Bart.
 * Bart: You mean a way to remove the death sentence hanging over me?
 * Lisa: No, but I have a list of people who could be Sideshow Bob in disguise.
 * Homer: Myum! Myush! Smack!


 * Bart: As I suspected! You're no homeless wretch!
 * : Huh?
 * Bart: I know how you are!
 * : No!
 * Bart: You can't hide from me. Your shame follows wherever you go!
 * : Can I never escape my past? I created new coke! It was me! I had the hubris to tamper with the world's most popular soft drink and paid the price!
 * Lisa: Oh my gosh, Bart. We've forced a man to re-visit the worst moments of his life. What a horrible mistake.
 * Bart: Yeah. Three hours in make-up down the tubes.


 * Edna: Hello?
 * Bart: Is this Mrs. Edna Krabappel?
 * Edna: Yes.
 * Bart: I have some bad news for you. Your uncle Fletcher has passed on.
 * Edna: I don't remember having an uncle Fletcher.
 * Bart: Well, he remembered you to the tune of one million dollars!
 * Edna: Wha--?
 * Bart: But you only have one hour to get to the reading of his will at the North Haverbrook Courthouse. Mrs. Krabappel? Hello?


 * Lisa: Find out what the music is, Bart.
 * Bart: What good is that going to do?
 * Lisa: What whould Bob listen to? IF it's anything from heavy classical to lifht opera then the sub could be our man.
 * Bart: Gotcha, sis! Ewwww... Enya.
 * Lisa: [ICK!] No what that's Bob!


 * Lisa: Forget what you've seen in movies, Bart. It has to be Mrs. Wellbourne.
 * Bart: But we can't get close enoguh to the house.
 * Lisa: You're afraid of poddles?
 * Bart: Frekishly big poddles, yes.
 * Lisa: Then we'll just have to watch from here. We'll watch in shifts. I'll be back after dinner.
 * Bart: Don't be later. I'm missing a lot of television.