Krusty on Ice/Quotes


 * Apu: To make up for our lack of customer service, might I interest you in free tickets to "Krusty on Ice"?
 * Homer: Free tickets?! What's the catch?
 * Apu: No catch at all. The tickets are only for our best customers. A holiday gift from our Kwik-E-Mart family to yours.
 * Sound: YOINK!


 * Bart: Ice shows are little kids, mom!
 * Marge: Your father paid a lot for these tickets. Besides... it's Krusty the Clown. You love Krusty.
 * Lisa: Sorry, mom. Bart's love for Krusty has waned ever since Krusty's "Hipster Beard-Growing Kit" Gave him a nasty rash.
 * Bart: And no beard, hipster or otherwise! Plus, I'm still mad about the "Krusty Taxi" video game. Everything was in Korean for some reason!


 * Marge: The show is starting, Bart! Isn't the exciting?
 * Bart: I was promised cotton candy.
 * Drayden: Cotton candy! Get yer cotton candy here!
 * Marge: Twenty dollars?! This is how the Grinch actually stole Christmas.


 * Bart: This is the worst. Christmas. Present. Ever!


 * Bart: Wait a minute... that's not even the real Krusty!
 * Lisa: Did you really expect to see Krusty skating around down there? He can barely stand upright.