John S.

John S. is a embittered spouse of Gloria S. who calls him "Johnny-boy". He calls her the "Queen of the Harpies" several times at a marriage counseling retreat held by Reverend Lovejoy. Eventually they forgive each other and leave to rekindle their relationship.

He and Gloria were later seen having dinner at a club where Steve Sax was performing.

He attended the town meeting held to decide how to spend Mr. Burns' money.