Small-Time Travelers/Quotes


 * Lisa: What's with the temporal portal apparatus?
 * Bart: Speak English.
 * Lisa: It looks like a time machine. Can I play?
 * Bart: Okay, but only if you play by our rules. None of your sciency-wiency stuff.
 * Lisa: Sure, I can play dumb. I'll just follow your lead.
 * Bart: Attagirl.


 * Lisa: Can we go to Princeton in 1959 so we can meet Albert Einstein?
 * Bart: Boring.
 * Lisa: How about Florence, Italy in 1505 to see Leonardo da Vinci...
 * Bart: Boring.
 * Lisa: I know... 1864, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Abraham--
 * Bart: Boring.


 * Milhouse: After you, Mrs. Houdini.
 * Lisa: Oh yes... Bess Houdini. Some think she would hide a handcuff key in her mouth and pass it to her husband while they kissed.
 * Bart: Ew!


 * Milhouse: For my next stunt, I will be submerged in a tank of water, upside down, while i struggle to get out of this straitjacket.
 * Bart: Oh boy! This is the grand finale!
 * Milhouse: Behold! Satan's water closet!


 * Professor Frink: You kids made a mess of things, but we can clean up the past with my new Frinkomatic Chrono-Corrector! This may look like an ordinary washing machine, but I've outfitted it with the traveling technology! Climb in! Strap on these bike helmets!
 * Bart: What for?
 * Professor Frink: The world's fastest spin cycle.