24/7th Heaven/Quotes


 * Herman: Is this prime minster of New Zeland? Yes, hello, this is the prime minister of Australia. I was just calling to say that your mother has a face like a Wallaby's backside! What's that? This means war? You don't have the vegemite to start a war!
 * Snake: Dude, are you starting wars to drum up new business?
 * Herman: I gotta do something. The old stuff isn't moving anymore. Now if you'll excuse me... ...hello, is this North KOrea? This is South Korea! I think we've got a little unfinished business!


 * Lisa: Wow, look at the city! It's so bright and loud! It's hard to believe it's 11 P.M.! All the light is really confuising the birds.
 * Bart: Mayor Quimby passed the law earlier today. All Springfield Business are now open twenty-four hoursa day, so the light and noise Isn't ever going to go way!
 * Lisa: Why are you telling me all this? I already know.
 * Bart: I was just filling in the Readers!
 * Lisa: Huh?
 * Bill Reader: Hello, Lisa, we're your new neighbors, the Reader family. I'm Bill Reader, this is my wife Emily, and our baby Becky Ann. Thanks for keeping us up to speed, Bart!


 * Lisa: Oh, Apu, the town can't take being open twenty-four hours a day!
 * Apu: Oh, do not worry, Lisa. It just takes a while, but soon they will adjust to lack of sleep. Why! [HEH, HEH] For a while I myself hallucinated that I had eight children!
 * Lisa: But, Apu, yo do have eight children!
 * Apu: Aaaaah!


 * Lisa: This is it! I'll just read every book in here, and I'll know everything! I'll have achieved literary Nirvana!


 * Comic Book Guy: And as it turns out the hallucinating townsfolk were very open with their wallets and went on spending sprees at local business. So, the econemy seems to be back on track!
 * Milhouse: Why are you telling me this?
 * Comic Book Guy: I just filling in the Readers.
 * Bill Reader: Thanks for the update! We were out of town the last few days!