I'm with Cupid/Quotes

[to Apu] Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality... for about ten minutes!

And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing.

Hey! You with the scarf! Stop skywriting! I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code! I am so sick of that damn code!

Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan. I tape-recorded all your songs off the radio. Oh, that's very sweet. Have a Grammy. [produces one from nowhere] Uh… [throws it in a garbage can]

Aw, gee, the man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her. How can we sabotage his labor of love? I dunno. Gasoline, acid, I got some stuff in the trunk.

This Valentine's crap has gone too far! Yeah. Eh, Edna won't even let me clap her erasers. My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts! The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to two hundred feet. Aw, Moe. That's too far.