Homer's America/Quotes


 * Ralph: The wheels on the bus go round and round and round!
 * Homer: Pipe down! You're annoying the driver!
 * Otto: It's okay, Lisa's dad dude! I'm used to the singing from years of driving the schol bus!
 * Homer: Oh, okay.


 * Lisa: Look, dad! Mount Rushmore! That's not on the way home! I knew we were lost!
 * Homer: Just part of the trip, honey.
 * Ralph: Who are those men and why are their heads so big?
 * Homer: Glad you asked, Potsie!
 * Ralph: It's Ralph!


 * Homer: Sorry, honey as Ben Franklin said when he invented democracy, "you snooze, you lose!"
 * Lisa: What does that mean?


 * Lisa: The Washington Monument? Please let me get another map, dad!
 * Ralph: What's that thing?
 * Homer: That's the Washington Monument! You see, in the late 1700s America's greatest enemies were vampires!
 * Lisa: They were not! They were the Brtish! The red-coats!


 * Marge: So how did you get home?
 * Lisa: We were lucky. We hitched a ride with a traveling children's theater troupe who were coming to Springfield Elementary to do a play bout the dangers of hitchhiking.
 * Homer: Well, I learned my lesson about making up stories in order to look like a big shot! It should only take about two hours of drinking at Moe's to forget it!
 * Lisa: [SIGH!]