Grown-Up Halloween

Grown-Up Halloween is a song sung by the adults of Springfield about how they celebrate Halloween once the kids have gone to sleep.

Lyrics

 * Sideshow Mel:
 * The children are all sleeping; not one kiddie on the street.


 * Bernice Hibbert:
 * The fun's just starting for mommy and daddy.
 * Sexy tricks,


 * Bernice and Dr. Hibbert:
 * And boozy treats.


 * Krusty:
 * drunken hobbits hit on slutty crayons,
 * Policeman dressed as bondage-Frankenstein.


 * Moe Szyslak:
 * Your kid's teacher in a steampunk orgy,
 * Grown-ups become monsters after nine.


 * All:
 * It's time for grown-up Halloween,
 * Close your eyes if you're under 18.


 * Luann Van Houten:
 * It's my chance to show ooooobs,


 * Rainier Wolfcastle:
 * Live my fantasy,


 * Groundskeeper Willie:
 * 'Cause tomorrow morning,


 * All:
 * We won't remember a thing,
 * Our lives are awful and dreary,
 * So tonight we're going way way way way way way way too far,
 * Hide your kids this cannot be unseen,
 * It's naked, wasted, grown-up Halloween!

Behind the Laughter

 * The song is a parody of from.