Treehouse of Horror XV/Quotes

Homer, do not press the core destruct button!
 * [Transmitted into the booth: Press (Static) Destruct button!]
 * [Homer looks and decides to press the button.]

Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!
 * [Transmitted: Do it! (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!]

More snickers bar pie, dad? Oh my, no I'm full enough as it is. [inside Burns] If I say we're still hungry, we're still hungry! You don't wanna piss off somebody who can kick you in the crotch from the inside!

Homer, please, don't tempt the gods... er, I mean God! There's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three.


 * [Ned shoots Homer.]

Homer! Fall backward!
 * [Homer walks backwards and dies outside the button.]

Phew!
 * [Homer turns on to his back and dies.]

Phew!
 * [Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button]

Oh, you stupid son of a…… [town explodes]

If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face.

[sighs] Looks like the Mutton-Chop Murderer has struck again. What should we do with the body? I want you to dust her for prints. What does that mean? The prince is coming by and I want her clean when he looks her over.


 * [Lisa and Bart see the shrunken heads of Ned Flanders, Rod, and Todd.]

I know these missionaries! I just told the natives they were having sex the wrong way.

I had a vision of my self... shooting your father. In this neighborhood, who hasn't?

Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant. Fine, I'll never go back… starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake. B-B-B-But you'll kill us all! But ice cream cake!
 * [Homer drives off.]

Am I the only one who is in horrible pain? You're the only one who won't shut up about it