The last registered democrat

The last registered democrat is a democrat who was imprisoned in the Ronald Reagan Reeducation Center.

History
He told the Simpson family that they had to perform in the talent show in order to escape, giving them a plan. He told them to make a break for it at the end of their act, as the guards would have used most of their bullets.

Behind the Laughter
The last registered democrat looks and sounds just like from "Dude, Where's My Ranch?".