Lisa's Lending Library/Quotes


 * Lisa: Citizens of Springfield, I give you my free lending library! These are all the books on the school's summer reading list. I've read them already, so I thought I'd share!
 * Ralph: Hooray! It's a house for little people!
 * Lisa: No, Ralph, it's a library.
 * Ralph: Hi, Mr. Books! I'm Ralph!


 * Lisa: Well, I can't say I didn't see that coming, but Isn't anyone actuallt reading a book?!


 * Lisa: Mom! No one is using my books as I intended!
 * Marge: I don't know, Lisa. These seem pretty useful to me!
 * Lisa: [GASP!]


 * Lisa: Then this hasn't all been for nothing! You actually read a book!
 * Ralph: I did?
 * Lisa: Maybe this library is doing some good after all! Thanks, ralph!


 * Milhouse: Hi, Lis! I'm looking for a slightly denser read. How about these?
 * Lisa: Old Yeller and Huck Finn! Good choices, Milhouse!
 * Milhouse: Thanks! I love the classics! Now old yeller will make me a taller feller!
 * Lisa: Grrrr...!