Birth of a Salesman/Quotes


 * Edna: It's that time of year again when our class raises money for the annual class trip to Capital City.
 * Bart: Aw, time for the class's "Salesman of the year" to show you all how it's done.


 * Edna: Here it is, children. The Little Miss Blueberry Collection! Wind chimes, miniature tea sets, and thimbles... fell free to come up and sample the merchandise!
 * Nelson: That's the lamest thing ever!
 * Milhouse: Who's idea was this?
 * Bart: I can't sell that.


 * Nelson: Uh, dudes. Wanna call of this bet?
 * Milhouse: I'm willing to if Bart is...
 * Bart: That might be for the best.


 * Bart: C'mon Homer! Please! You gotta help me?
 * Homer: Boy, I told you, I'm not selling any froufy thinkgs to guys at the plant. They'd all laugh at me. Tell you what. We'll just pay your way for the class trip.
 * Bart: No, I need to sell this stuff.
 * Homer:Bart, did you hear me? I said i'd pay. Did you make som stupid bet or something?


 * Comic Book Guy: Worst school fundraiser ever!