Ralph the Role Model

Ralph the Role Model is a Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders story that appears in.

Plot
Ralph's mother asks Ralph to make a friend, so he asks Lisa (whom he repeatedly asked), Bart, Sherri, Terri, and Jimbo if they want be his friend but they all say no. Ralph then meets a kid, who asks Ralph to be his role model. Ralph asks his mother if it's okey and she says yes. Ralph doesn't know what a role model is and he is told that a role model is an big kid who shows little kids how they do things and help them. The younger kid then says his yo-yo is lost in the gutter drain. Ralph puts his hand into the gutter drain and becomes bitten by a rat and Ralph runs home to get help from his parents to get rid of the rat. The kid is then revealed to be the Leprechaun and he did it on purpose. In the house, Chief Wiggum removes the rat and thank Ralph for finding him. The leprechaun sees this and gets angry. He becomes becomes a kid again before Ralph comes back. They start to play baseball, and Ralph accidentally smashes the window of Superintendent Chalmers! Chalmers thanks Ralph, however, as he had overslept and nearly missed an important meeting. This also makes the Leprechaun angry so, after he turns back into a kid, he asks Ralph to teach him how to ride a bike. The kid pushes Ralph and he crashes into a construction worksite. The kid turns again to the Leprechaun and is happy Ralph got into trouble. However, the leprechaun was wrong again, Ralph landed on Snake. The Leprechaun becomes a kid again and he starts swearing in his own way (including doggone it). Ralph believe the word meant the kid has lost his dog, so Ralph go now into his home to get his dad's police dogs and ask him to snuggle with them, but the dogs chase the leprechaun instead.