Hillbilly Abductshun/Quotes


 * Cletus: Well, I'll be a hog's mother-brother... I'm in a space-ity ship!
 * Kodos or Kang: Listen well, Earthling! You and your family unit are now prisoners of RIgel VII and will therefore be probed, studied, eaten, or broken down for parts.
 * Kodos or Kang: Ymm... is the Earthing even paying attention?


 * Kodos or Kang: Our ship is ruined! I tgought you said this would be simple!
 * Kodos or Kang: A temporary set back. Let us corral the Earthling family and get back to Rigel VII!
 * Kodos or Kang: Look! Younglings! We must establish dominace to frighten them into submission.


 * Cletus: Aint nobody gonna deny my offspring a free meal! Dinner's on, kids! Tiffany, Heatehr, Second Heater, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Rubella, Scabies, Kendeall, Noah, Hunter, Rubella, Scabies, Kendall, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil, Birthday, Crystal Meth, Dubya, Gummy Sue, Noraml Head Joe, International Harvester, Jitney, Whitney, Mary, Stabbed in Jail, Navel, String, Melvis, Mary, Not-Quite-Right Mary, Zeke, Embry, Joe, Katlin, I'll Katlin! Git a mouthful o' them tasty-looking gastors, whilst ya can!
 * Kodos or Kang: But... but... you can't eat us!
 * Kodos or Kang: That's our thing!


 * Brandine: Holy Baloney! Lookit this, kids! Cookin' fire! Grab a critter outta the road kill pile nad hol 'em over this here cookin' fire. Tonight, we eats like the middle class!
 * Kodos or Kang: They are happy their possessions are ablaze?
 * Kodos or Kang: It apperas so. Would the Rigel VII overlords be pleased with such specimens? I think not.
 * Kodos or Kang: Oh, well. Back to Rigel VII for our immediate disintegration.
 * Brandine: Hey, ya'll... why don't you come and have some supper?M Nothing like a little roasin' to take the stink outta a skunk dinner.
 * Kodos or Kang: No thank you, earthling. We are too stressed to consume.


 * Kodos or Kang: It's been eons since we've been able to relax. Adopting the lackadaisical lifestyle of these hillbillies is the best decision we've ever made.
 * Kodos or Kang: Agreed. Truly more pleasant than disintegration. But I do poner what ever became of our spacecraft...