Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind/Quotes


 * [Grampa suggests that Homer should go see Professor Frink to help him remember what happened the night before.]
 * Homer: Really? Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you?
 * Grampa: Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice.
 * Homer: Done.
 * [Cut to Homer punching an orderly who is about to make a bed.]
 * Grampa: No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life.


 * Homer: Strap me in, nerd!
 * Professor Frink: To me, "nerd" stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment.


 * [Homer assumes the worst when he sees Marge on the couch with Duffman.]
 * Homer: The mother of my children with the reason for my children!


 * Homer: Dad, I can't remember what I did last night. Do have any idea?
 * Grampa: You come to me for help rememberin'? That's like asking your horse to do your taxes...which I did in 1998. [Shows a photo of horse using an adding machine.]


 * [Homer seeks Flanders help to find out what happened to him.]
 * Homer: Flanders, why did you call the cops last night?
 * Ned: I had to. I heard a hubbub, Bub.
 * Homer: What did I do?!
 * Ned: Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.