Say Hello to My Little Friend... Scarface!/Quotes


 * Milhouse: You're my best friend! How could you dare me to wedgie myself?
 * Bart: Don't hate the "playa." hate the game!
 * Milhouse: Okay, "playa", It's your turn,
 * Bart: Bring it!
 * Milhouse: Truth! Have you ever kissed your pillow while pretending it's Terri or Sherri?
 * Bart: Uh, I'll take the dare!
 * Milhouse: Okay, I dare you to save Ralph from the bullies.


 * Bart: Wait! I came over to recuse you!
 * Jimbo: Huh? Rescue us?!
 * Bart: Yeah. I'd hate to see Ralph beat you down like he did that biker gang in Shelbyville.
 * Dolph: No way.
 * Bart: He night look harmless, but i you mess with him, he turns into a killing machine?


 * Nelson: Milhouse, I see you're part of Ralph's entourage.
 * Milhouse: That's right.
 * Nelson: I don't want any toruble, so here's a check for all the milk money I've taken from you over the years.


 * Meathook: We're the Hell's Satans! And we're lookin for a tough guy named Scarface ralph!
 * Ralph: My name is Ralph!
 * Bart: Aye, Carumba!
 * Meathook: We've been getting picked on all day! Someone's been sayin' you beat us up!
 * Ramrod: But all that's really been hurt are our feelings!


 * Meathook: Hey, kid. The scar on your neck is smearing!
 * Ramrod: What gives?
 * Ralph: I had chocolate pudding for breakfast. SOmetimes pudding skips off the fork.
 * Ramrod: It is pudding!
 * Jimbo: Bart said it was a scar!
 * Dolph: He's the one who said Ralph beat up your biker gang.
 * Meathook: [GRRR!]