Drive-In, Driven Out/Quotes


 * Bart: The Rotting Brain!
 * Sherri/Terri: I heard that someone either wets their pants or toss their cookies at every screening.
 * Sherri/Terri: It's some kind of world record.
 * Martin: I heard that, too! To prepare, I haven't eaten all day, and I'm wearing rubber underpants!
 * Nelson: Oh! Why Didn't I think of that?


 * Squeaky-voiced Teen: PG-13 means parental guidance is needed for anyone under thirteen. No one under thirteen unless they're accompanied by an adult.
 * Bart: Parental guidance? Do you know who my parental guide is? Homer Simpson!
 * Squeaky-voiced Teen: That guy? He's the reason we don't do refills on popcorn anymore.


 * Grampa: You like scary movies, huh?
 * Bart: I love 'em, but the movie theater won't let me in.
 * Grampa: Would you want to see a flick called, "Invasion of the Monkey Mummies"?
 * Bart: Sure!
 * Grampa: How about "The Smell That Doomed Hoboken"?
 * Bart: Sounds cool!
 * Grampa: "Slimy Revolt of the Fishmen"?
 * Bart: That's classic!
 * Grampa: You're in luck! I own all those movies.


 * Bart: Nelson, you're always sketching monsters, right?
 * Nelson: My shrink said I need to stop drawing uns so I moved on.
 * Bart: Imagine posters of your art plastered all over the school.
 * Nelson: That would rock.
 * Bart: How are you at drawing nightmarish beasts and graphic violence?
 * Nelson: I consider them my specialties.
 * Bart: Excellent!


 * Grampa: Looks like we got a full house.
 * Martin: Technically, it's a full yard.
 * Bart: Martin...
 * Nelson: Don't worry Bart. I'll take care of the nerd.