The League of Extraordinary Barts!/Quotes


 * Cupcake Kid: Homer, you ate all of you pies? Now how are we supposed to fight the forces of injustice as Pieman and the Cupcake Kid?
 * Pieman: [GROAN!] Battle blueberry and avenging apple don't mix with combat custard!


 * Sideshow Bob: [MOAN] What part of "I can explain everything" don't you understand?
 * Cupcake Kid: Sorry! I'm kind of a "hit first, ask questions later" guy when it comes to people who've tried to kill me!
 * Bartman: Same here!
 * Stretch Dude: Ditto!
 * Sideshow Bob: In your world I may be a villain, but in this dimension I'm a freedom fighter, leading a pack of rebels against and evil, world-conquering tyrant!


 * Cupcake Kid: What's the point of having a cool costume if yo have to cover it up?
 * Bartman: You think your costume's cool? Did your mommy make it for you?
 * Cupcake Kid: Hey, watch what you say about your mom! I mean our mom! Man, this is confusing


 * Evil Bart: Ah... greetings, my evil troops! You've made your selves shorter! This pleases me! Have you destroyed the rebel leader?
 * Bartman: Yeah, we just have one more peon to stop, and then we're done for the day!
 * Evil Bart: Who?
 * Bartman: You! Get him!


 * Bartman: Listen to me, everyone! You're no longer slaves! We have freed you!
 * Carl: Free? So what are we supposed to do now?
 * Lenny: Yeah, the exploding collars were a drag, but at least there was job security!