One Flew Over the Retirement Castle/Quotes


 * Homer: Go on, boy. Your report's not going to write itself.
 * Bart: Can't I just copy stuff out of an encyclopedia and rent a costume? It's not just Grampa. It's all those old people. They're depressing!
 * Homer: That's why they're the perfect ones to talk to about the great depression!


 * Bart: I have to do a report for school.
 * Grampa: What? Did you get lost on the way to the library?
 * Bart: No, my report is about you.
 * Jasper: You're gonna get and di... for de-mentia!
 * Old Jewish Man: Hee-hee-hee!
 * Grampa: Pipe down before I play ya some chin music.


 * Grampa: Say, I got just what you need right here... this is Smitty's stuff.
 * Jasper: He took the big nap last week.
 * Bart: Smitty died? Sorry, guys.
 * Jasper: Ah, he had a good run. He fought in two wars. Almost made it three.
 * Grampa: He fought the kaiser, the fuhrer, and when he tried to reenlist during Vietnam, those hippies runnin' the army in '67 said he was too old.


 * Bart: Does she always treat you like this?
 * Grampa: Yeah, most people do.
 * Old Jewish Man: Just because there's some gray in your beard, people assume you can't do nothin' no more.
 * Bart: I admit it. I was wrong about you old dudes. You're cool! You deserve more then this. I say we "worthless geezers" teach that nurse a lesson. Who's with me?
 * Grampa: I am.
 * Jasper: Me too!
 * Old Jewish Man: Ditto!


 * Disco Stu: Ding-dong-ding! I'm here to pick up my sweet young thing.
 * Jasper:You're the great fella she's waiting for?
 * Disco Stu: One look at the menu and the ladies always order Disco Stu.