Ralph Wiggum (song)


 * For the character, see Ralph Wiggum.

"Ralph Wiggum" is a song by the band. It was written in 2005 and is made up almost entirely of quotes from Ralph Wiggum. Only the chorus, "Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart", is not a quote by Ralph but by Chief Wiggum in Homer's Enemy and the line "Yvan eht nioj", which is from New Kids on the Blecch.

Ralph Wiggum was on the album . It was singled out as a positive of the album, which received mainly negative views.

Lyrics

 * I'm going to Africa
 * Yes, Ma'am, I'm a brick
 * Was President Lincoln ok?
 * Mitten.
 * There's a dog in the vent
 * Chicken necks?
 * I pick
 * I fell out two times


 * I'm pedalling backwards
 * This snowflake tastes like fishsticks
 * We're a totem pole
 * Dying tickles
 * I heard a Frankenstein lives there
 * She's touching my special area
 * Go banana!


 * Ralphie, (Ralphie,)
 * Get off, (Get off,)
 * The stage, (The stage,)
 * Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)


 * Oh say can you rock!?


 * I'm a pop sensation!
 * I'm a pop sensation!


 * Salmon gutter!?


 * I'm Idaho
 * You smell like dead bunnies
 * That's where I saw the leprechaun
 * Fun toys are fun.


 * Chocolate microscopes
 * You're not it
 * That is so nineteen-ninety-one
 * I bit my tongue!


 * Ralphie, (Ralphie,)
 * Get off, (Get off,)
 * The stage, (The stage,)
 * Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)


 * Oh say can you rock!?


 * I'm a pop sensation!
 * I'm a pop sensation!


 * Yvan eht Nioj
 * Yvan eht Nioj
 * Yvan eht Nioj
 * Yvan eht Nioj
 * Yvan eht Nioj
 * Yvan eht Nioj
 * Yvan eht Nioj
 * Yvan eht Nioj


 * My sash says Ultraman!