To Surveil with Love/Quotes


 * Duffman: Now for the only thing better than Duff!
 * Barflies: [confused] Better than Duff? What are you talking about?


 * [Milhouse is having trouble picking a gelatine dessert]
 * Milhouse: It's so hard to decide. Is the yellow one lemon or pinneapple?
 * Lunchlady Dora: It's your pet canary, now scram!


 * [Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]
 * Chief Wiggum: "Now just follow a little formula called PB&J, pear at the monitor, be judgmental and jot it down. And one way to remember that is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the single most important rule is the four 'a's, Always Act According to ABC."


 * Marge: "That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar."


 * Flanders: "...Like God created the Devil."
 * Homer: "God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!"


 * Queen Elizabeth II: "I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."
 * Prince Charles: "Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."


 * Mr. Burns: "Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag."


 * [Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]
 * Lou: "Chief I think we got miss use police equipment on ZZ99."