In Springfield No One Can Hear You Scream/Quotes


 * Krusty: ...that was no drag queen, that was my wife!


 * Bart: Come on, Mom, everyone knows that monsters aren't real! Not even ones that erupt from huge eggs and scuttle along like spiders and creep up your trembling body... and strike?!?
 * Lisa: Mom! Bart's facehugging me!
 * Marge: Say something, Homer!
 * Homer: [drooling] Gggllaaarr... huge eggs...


 * Homer: Bart... K... K...
 * Bart: What? No, Dad! No!
 * Homer: Kiii...
 * Bart: No, Dad, I'm going to get you out of here! You've got to hang on!
 * Homer: K...
 * Bart: Daaaad...!
 * Homer:...an you get me a beer, son? Sure is thirsty work hanging in this cocoon!
 * Bart: D'oh!


 * Chestburster Homer: Mmm... ribs...


 * Alien Burns: SO, Bart Simpson... You DARE to face THE QUEEN?
 * Bart: Aaaah!
 * [Smithers' head emerges on a stalk from Burns' mouth.]
 * Alien Smithers: I'm a queen too, sir!
 * Bart: Aaaah!
 * [A Flanders head-stalk emerges from Smithers' mouth.]
 * Alien Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!
 * Bart: ...uh?
 * Alien Burns: Get rid of that irksome excrescence, Smithers!
 * [Alien Smithers bites the Flanders-stalk in half.]
 * Alien Flanders: OKELEY-DOKELEY!