Lisa the Skeptic/Quotes

You exploited peoples deepest beliefs just to sell your cheesy wares! Well we are outraged! [to Chief Wiggum] Aren't we? Oh, uh yeah, I guess so, but look at all the stores! A Pottery Barn!

Because it doesn't make any sense at all! If you believe in angels why not unicorns or elves, or leprechauns? Oh that's ridiculous Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct!

Science? What’s science ever done for us?

I can't stand those morons! Maybe so, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't call them morons. But they are morons! What kind of grown person could believe in angels? Well, your mother for one. You? But you're an intelligent person, Mom. There has to be more to life than just what we see, Lisa. If you can't take a leap of faith every once in a while, well, then I feel sorry for you. Don't feel sorry for me mom, I feel sorry for you.

I say it's the angel of peace, you idiot! I say it's the angel of mercy, you jerk!