Clown in the Dumps/Quotes


 * Marge: [to Lisa] The Dr. gave us this machine to help him breathe in his sleep, go to bed, I'll take care of him.
 * [Lisa goes back to her bedroom.]
 * Homer: [wheezing in his sleep]
 * Marge: Oh no, oh my god, oh, holy moly, it's not wor-no good, no good, oh, aah, what'll I do?!? what'll I do?!? oh, breathe, Homie, breathe.


 * : Krusty is to comedy what Martin Luther King is to comedy.


 * Krusty the Clown: I'm a sad, tragic clown, like what's-his-name... Liberace.


 * Krusty the Clown: How can they say I'm past my prime? Me, the voice of Ovaltine.


 * Krusty the Clown: No one told me this roast would treat me the same way as every roast I've ever seen and laughed at.


 * Bart: I want you to binge watch all the shows you've ever done.
 * Krusty the Clown: I've never said no to a binge.


 * Rabbi Krustofski: What did the burning bush say?
 * Krusty the Clown: It said ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are?


 * Krusty the Clown: [Watching an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Oh, my God! Who's responsible for this monstrosity?
 * [an "Executive Produced by Krusty the Clown" title appears]
 * Krusty the Clown: [On video] I did everything!


 * Marge: I hear the language on these roasts gets a little... B-L-U-E.
 * Homer: Huh?
 * [Marge points at hair]
 * Homer: Oh!


 * Homer: Honey, you can't insulate me from life. I could live for a hundred years or get hit by a bus tomorrow. That's why I never plan more than four seconds ahead.