The Ten Habits of Highly Successful Criminals

The Ten Habits of Highly Successful Criminals is a book by Snake Jailbird. It is a "how-to" guide for people pursuing a criminal career, and Snake snuck in a plug for it on Channel 6 News.

History
After Gina Vendetti and Bart escaped from the Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility, Channel 6 News covered the story of their escape and the ensuing manhunt. Kent Brockman asked Snake for his thoughts on the situation. Snake replied, "If they're smart, they'll avoid the main roads", and added that that piece of advice was just one of the things he had written in his new book, The Ten Habits of Highly Successful Criminals. Snake then held up a copy of the book to the camera.

Behind the Laughter
The title of Snake's book is a pun on the self-help book .