Baby Got Back (at Burns)/Quotes


 * Homer: To the finder of this fish of gold, good luck times three! But to any who steal it, doom on thee. doom on thee... doom on thee!
 * Lisa: Cut it out, dad! You're scaring us!
 * Homer: Geez, I'm showing you the magical golden fish I found. See? It says right on the fish, "doom on thee," three times!


 * Marge: Wasn't that a jummy lunch?
 * Bart: I dunno, mom [HUCK] I have think I may have swallowed a bone!
 * Homer: Bart! You'll get kid smell on it!


 * Maggie: Zzzzz!
 * Mr. Burns: Look, Smithers, it's that child who shot me. And what's this? Someone has entrusted her with a price-less golden artifact! Best take it ... oof... for safe-keeping... unh... unhand it, you ragamuffin... oof! She has the wrestler's grip of Ed "Strangler" Lewis himself! [PANT] You fetch it, Smithers!
 * Waylon Smithers: Take something from a sleeping child, sir?


 * Homer: That golden fish was gonna bring us good luck! Thanks a lot, Maggie! Now, who knows where it went?!
 * Bart: I can't believe poopy-pnats took here eyes off the prizxe!
 * Marge: Babies are so unreliable!
 * Maggie: Uhn-uhn!


 * Waylon Smithers: Here's your bottle of gold polish, Mr. Burns!
 * Mr. Burns: Tonight I have a meeting of the Crimean war vets, Smithers! I can't wait around for you! A toothbrush, a little baking soda, and good old fashioned elbow grease did the trick! By the way, you need a new tooth-brush.