Itchy & Scratchy & Marge/Quotes


 * [Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit]

Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave. "Hmm, David. Oh.


 * [Kent Brockman comments on the Statue of David]

Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?


 * [Helen Lovejoy and Maude Flanders arrive at Marge’s doorstep]

Get dressed, Marge. You’ve got to lead our protest against this abomination! [Shows Marge a newspaper with the Statue of David on the cover] Hmm, but that’s Michelangelo’s David. It’s a masterpiece. [Gasps] It’s filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil. But I like that statue. [Gasps] I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity.


 * [Homer watches TV]

It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this? [Very interested] One-thousand dollars! Oh, don't answer yet. Oh, sorry.

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