Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?/Quotes

Bart: My dad is such a jerk! I want a baby brother and he said no.

Nelson: Maybe you could trick your parents into making a baby. The way my mom nearly tricked Charles Bartley.

Bart: Trick 'em. I like it! But how?

Ralph: Row-row-row-row-row-row-row-row.

Bart: A romantic dinner! That's a great idea.

(Otto, driving the school bus, knockes into Ralph, sends him flying and crashes into something.)

Otto: Oh my God, I killed Kenny!

Milhouse: Ralph.

Otto: No, I killed Kenny yesterday. What do I do now?

Bart: I can't believe this is how pilgrims lived. (hears music coming from Lisa's room) Huh?

Lisa: When Maggie's nightlight goes out, her onesie becomes a funsie. This announcer has never seen diapers so dapper. (turns off the radio and aims her flash light at Bart) What do you want?

Bart: I want to play with you guys.

Lisa: Fine. ''(throws him a costume) Get this on in two minutes, lose the attitude, and for God's sake, suck in that pooch.