Mr. Bart Krabappel!/Quotes


 * Bart: Dad, how can you let this happen to me? I need my after school time to unwind! Now i'll never get any peace!
 * Homer: Don't be a baby! It isn't that bad! I remember when I was your--


 * Edna: No you're not going out! You will sit until you know those multiplication tables by heart!


 * Bart: And to think I was afraid! But thanks to Homer's rough edges, I don't have a care in the world! Yessiree, not a care in the wor--
 * Ralph: Hi, Mr. Krabappel !
 * Bart: What?
 * Ralph: Is your wife Mrs. Krabappel home?
 * Nelson: Haw haw!
 * Bart: Ralph, I only wish you said that to be mean, so I could get even.
 * Ralph: But my daddy puts mean people in jail!


 * Homer: Yaaah...! Ow! Aggh! Ahrr! Owww! Aaghh!
 * Bart: Sorry we had to meet this way, dad, but I couldn't let Krabappel see us. I think I know how to get rid of her. I'll need your help, and some working capital. Say... $12.00?
 * Homer: I'm listening.


 * Edna: My apartment finally dried out! It's not very big, but your're welcome to stay with me!
 * Homer: Oh, that is so nice of you... ...but we're fine right here!
 * Marge: Yes! You go on home an enjoy the peace and quiet!
 * Lisa: You've earned it!
 * Bart: See you in school, Mrs. K!
 * Maggie: Suck suck
 * Edna: All right. Suit yourselves.