Call Me Homer/Quotes


 * Lisa: Oh, what's the use? There'll never be a hero on the Simpson side of the family -- unless it suddenly becomes heroic to eat deep fried fat!
 * Homer: Mmm... fat.


 * Grampa: It's true! Your great, great, great, great grandfather was an adventurer on the high seas!
 * Bart: Wow! Was he a pirate?
 * Lisa: A naval officer?
 * Homer: Was he Popeye?


 * Homer: C'mon! Bring me more blubber. I love to turn stuff into grease!


 * Bart: (wielding a harpoon) Thar she blows! The great white couch potato!
 * Homer: Eeek!