Cincinnati Bengals

The Cincinnati Bengals are an American Football team.

History
When Bret asked Smooth Jimmy Apollo if he had any thoughts on Miami-Cincinnati, he said that he had and thereby declared Miami to be Smooth Jimmy's 'Lock of the Week'. Homer then said that's a big lock, but he just didn't trust that guy. Homer then changed the channel and a guy said that in the Cincinnati-Miami game he declared Cincinnati his 'Shoe-in of the Week'. Homer then said that they both make a good case. They then show Professor Frink work with his computer and tell the viewers that after evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gamble-Tron 2000 says the winner is Cincinnati by 200 points. Frink then became mad at the computer. Homer then saw an ad for a phone service that said they knew who the winners were. Homer called the Coach's Hot line, where they slowly said at in the game of Miami vs. Cincinnati they must consider many things as the wind is blowing out of the west at five knots. Homer hung up the phone then and asked Lisa, who she thought would win, the Bengals or the Dolphins. Lisa said that she didn't know and maybe it's the Dolphins. Homer then called Moe and bet $50 on the Miami Dolphins.

When the Dolphins scored a touchdown, Homer was happy, and yelled out 50 big ones. Lisa wondered what he meant, which prompted Homer to explain that "daddy's friend Moe" promised to give him $50 if the Dolphins won. Homer then explained why he did the bet, and Lisa understood.

Behind the Laughter

 * The are a real American football team.