The Day the Violence Died/Quotes

[referring to the educational cartoon] What the hell is this? It's one of those campy seventies throw-backs that appeal to Generation X-ers. We need another to thin out their ranks a little.

All cartoon characters did was play the Ukulele.

Paint my coop! Make me! [fistfight starts]

Paint my fence! Make me! [fistfight starts]

Tv is built on plagiarism! If it wasn't for, we would of never had ! If someone hadn't made, there'd be no !

Thanks a lot kid, you just kill Itchy & Scratchy. [shuts down the Itchy & Scatchy headquaters]