A League of Their Own/Quotes


 * Stretch Dude: Good work, super sis!
 * Agnes Skinner: Good work?! Look at the mess you made!
 * Stretch Dude: But we caught the bad guy!
 * Edna: And who's going to pay for the damages for the court-house?
 * Agnes Skinner: We're going to put a stop to your reckless punks and your super vandalism!
 * Clobber Girl: Oh please! Just this month we faought the league of chaos, the league of doom, and the league of evil! And we beat them all!
 * Stretch Dude: Yeah, no offense, but who are you compared to them?
 * Edna: We're the league of women voters!


 * Nelson: Principal Skinner! Bart's not letting me bully him! His superpowers are getting in the way!
 * Seymour Skinner: Bart! Report for detention after class!
 * Bart: What? That's not fair!
 * Seymour Skinner: Bart, this school is like an ecosystem, if the bullies can't do their jobs, the weak children will rise up... and then we'll have anarchy!


 * Bart: This sucks!
 * Marge: Bart! Don't use the kind of language!
 * Bart: Okay, this blows!
 * Marge: I'm not sure if that's worse or not.
 * Lisa: Bart's right! if we can't use our powers for good, we're nothing but freaks!


 * Lisa: Please let us be superheores again. The city's being torn apart!
 * Bart: And we're bored!
 * Agnes Skinner: No, by Zorgon! You children are too young to use such power!
 * Lisa: Who's Zorgon?
 * Agnes Skinner: I didn't say Zorgon. Why would I say anything aobut the all mighty lord Zorgon?


 * Clobber Girl: Mrs. Skinner, are you okay?
 * Agnes Skinner: I'm fine.
 * Seymour Skinner: I found her in a pod in the basment behind the cat's litter box. You know I suspected for years that mother had been replaced with an evil hideous alien creature!
 * Agnes Skinner: She changed places with me four days ago.
 * Seymour Skinner: Help me.
 * Stretch Dude: Sorry, Seymour, there's only so much even super-heroes can do.