Eat My Quartz

Eat My Quartz is a book seen at FAO Quartz.

History
When Marge was looking for a cure for Bart's ADD medication side effects, she went to FAO Quartz. The book was seen behind new age clerk, next to 1001 Names for New Age Babies, Aura, Aura, Aura, Everybody Goops and How To Pronounce Feng Shui.