Fangs for Nothing!

Fangs for Nothing! is a story that appears in.

Plot
Bart is on the dentist who gets a phone call and he was forced to leave Bart for to the auto wrecking yard where one of his patient's braces are stuck. Bart tell Vicky in the reception at Dr. Wolfe told him at she can send home all except Principal Skinner which is the next patient. Bart dresses up as a dentist and fix Skinnes teeth by glue a vampire dentures at him. Bart spreads that Skinner has become a vampire and then the students see his teeth, they believe he has become one. They start to taking picture on him to get evidence if he is a vampire and Skinner get dizzy for his eyes are still senstive from the dentist which allows students to believe that he is a vampire.

The rumor of Skinner is a vampire spread and an angry mob starts hunt him, Skinner tries to calm them but it's not succeed. They start thinking about how they can kill the vampire Skinner. Bart sets off the fire alarm so the students can leave school and avoid the mob. Skinner then goes out to calm the mob but Bart then pour glue and glitter on him and he starts to sparkle. The women in the mob thinks he's a sparkle vampire and begins to fall in love with him. The men in the mob starts to chase Willie instead after Bart says he is a werewolf.