Bertam Burns

Bertam Burns was the son of Elihu Burns and Agnes Brookside and brother to Ferguson Cranford Burns IV and Aethelred Worthington Burns. He was married with Jeannette Schicklgruber. He was the father of Tiberius Burns, Elspeth Burns, Mergatroid Burns and Agnes Montgomery Burns.

History
He was the innovator of the "infected smallpox blanket" stategy for defeating the American Indians.