He's the Man

"He's the Man" is a song sung by the Christian rock band Kovenant, whose lead singer is Rachel Jordan.

Part one

 * Rachel Jordan:
 * In a motel in Delacroix,
 * I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy,
 * And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took.


 * Well, I woke up on the puke-green floor,
 * And opened up a dresser drawer,
 * Lookin' for a bottle,
 * But instead I found a book.


 * Lenny:
 * She's talkin' about the bible.


 * Carl:
 * So? She's good-lookin', shut up.


 * Lenny:
 * You shut up.


 * Rachel Jordan:
 * A book about a man,
 * A book about the dude who lives above,
 * A book about a man,
 * Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.


 * Now, if you think He doesn't care,
 * Or maybe that He isn't there,
 * It's not too late
 * To see how wrong you are.


 * So when you're soul has gone astray,
 * Just let God be your Triple-A,
 * He'll tow you to salvation
 * And He'll overhaul your heart.


 * A book about a man,
 * A book about the dude who lives above,
 * A book about a man,
 * Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.

Part two

 * It's a show about Ned,
 * About him losing his sweet wife.
 * She landed on her head,
 * But now it's time to get on with his life.

Album version

 * Reverend Lovejoy:
 * While our organist is on a much needed vacation, we thought we'd try something new. So get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of...Kovenant!


 * [rock band starts playing]


 * Lisa:
 * Hey, isn't that the bass player from Satanica?


 * Marge:
 * I think it is.


 * Flanders:
 * [gasps] Electric guitars in church? Oh, my gosh, the dropouts must've overpowered the Reverend.


 * Rachel Jordan:
 * This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel. [Flanders gasps] A dude named God.


 * Flanders:
 * Oh.


 * Rachel Jordan:
 * In a motel in Delacroix,
 * I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy,
 * And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took.


 * Well, I woke up on the puke-green floor,
 * And opened up a dresser drawer,
 * Lookin' for a bottle,
 * But instead I found a book.


 * Lenny:
 * She's talkin' about the bible.


 * Carl:
 * So? She's good-lookin', shut up.


 * Lenny:
 * You shut up.


 * Rachel Jordan:
 * A book about a man,
 * A book about the dude who lives above,
 * A book about a man,
 * Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.


 * Now, if you think He doesn't care,
 * Or maybe that He isn't there,
 * It's not too late
 * To see how wrong you are.


 * So when you're soul has gone astray,
 * Just let God be your Triple-A,
 * He'll tow you to salvation
 * And He'll overhaul your heart.


 * A book about a man,
 * A book about the dude who lives above,
 * A book about a man,
 * Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.

Behind the Laughter
It is the fourth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.