The Simpsons Au Naturel!/Quotes


 * Marge: Homer?!? You better come out here!
 * Homer: Huh? Marge! I'm trying to take a show-wa-wa-whoa! Naked lady!
 * Marge: Why do i get the feeling we aren't at the camp Lisa wanted to go to?
 * Homer: Well...
 * Lindsay Naegle: Why wouldn't Lisa want to come here? Camp Au Naturel is the highest-rated Nudist Resort in the Springfield-Shelbyville area!


 * Homer: Check it out! I'm Adam! Wanne be my Eve? Rrowl!
 * Marge: Homie!
 * Lisa: Uh.. dad? That's not a fig leaf. That's postion ivy.
 * Homer: D'oh!
 * Bart: Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!


 * Homer: I'm gonna go ask Dr. Hibbert to write me a note, so I can work naked at the nuclear plant!


 * Selma: I didn't know they had whale-watching at this dump.
 * Patty: Himph!
 * Homer: The gruesome twosome naked!
 * Selma: Take a picture, pervert.
 * Patty: It'll last longer.


 * Homer: Clothes good. Naked bad. Layers good. More clothes. No skin. No Patty. No Selma.