America Rules

"America Rules" is a song sung by the Simpsons.

Episode version

 * The Simpsons:
 * Oh beautiful for spacious skies
 * For amber waves of grain.


 * Homer:
 * Fifty stars and thirteen stripes.


 * Marge:
 * Okay, kids, show off your pipes.


 * Bart:
 * Americans are brave and loyal.
 * So come on, jerks, give us your oil.


 * Lisa:
 * My card here says "ACLU,"
 * Now look what I'm going to do.


 * Homer:
 * To love our country is no chore.

Album version

 * Homer:
 * Now people have been accusing this family of not loving our country. But you can't spell USA without "US," eh?


 * The Simpsons:
 * Oh beautiful for spacious skies
 * For amber waves of grain.


 * Homer:
 * Fifty stars and thirteen stripes.


 * Marge:
 * Okay, kids, show off your pipes.


 * Bart:
 * Americans are brave and loyal.
 * So come on, jerks, give us your oil.


 * Lisa:
 * My card here says "ACLU,"
 * Now look what I'm going to do.


 * Homer:
 * To love our country is no chore.


 * Marge:
 * Wait right here for our encore!


 * [inmates applaud]


 * Homer:
 * We mean it, don't move!


 * [inmates laugh]


 * Prisoner:
 * They've escaped!


 * Homer:
 * Okay, kids, show off your pipes.


 * Bart:
 * Dad, why are you still singing that stupid song?


 * Homer:
 * Because, if they catch us, we might have to do it again! And next time, I want it tight!

Behind the Laughter
It is the twenty-fourth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.