Hotfoot in the Park/Quotes


 * Bart: One ticket, my good man!
 * Raphael: That'll be five bucks, sport!
 * Bart: Nope, it's free! I have a coupon!
 * Raphael: Sorry, pally, check the fine print! This is valid only in Radioactive Man's hometown of Zenith City!
 * Bart: Zenith City? But that's like Metropolis, Gotham City, or Toronto. it doesn't really exist!
 * Raphael: A comic book ad lying to akid? I'll call Ripley's!


 * Milhouse: Wow, Bart, a Comic Book store in your own backyard! How's it working out?
 * Bart: Well, so far no comic fan has been fit enough to climb up to it. And there are the occasional acts of nature.


 * Martin: Mrs. Krabappel, Principal Skinner? You're working here?
 * Edna: Lisa offered us part-time work. With recent cutbacks to teacher's salaries I need a second job to make ends meet.
 * Principal Skinner: And i need the money to buy shoes because mother won't raise my allowance.


 * Barney: Mayor Quimby?
 * Mayor Quimby: What?! Is my wife here?
 * Barney: We want a real fire department.
 * Moe: Yeah, not just some pretty boys.
 * Homer: Moe, we need more lighter fluid over here!
 * Mayor Quimby: Er... ah... not a pretty boy. How about that homely fellow?
 * Homer: Me?
 * Mayor Quimby: Yes, maybe it's the eight martinis talking and me wanting to get back to my floozzy, but I'm making you Springfield's new fire chief!
 * Homer: Wow! Me in charge of fire safety!


 * Bart: You gave the fair to Ralph? Is that good idea? I mean he spelled his own name wrong on the sign!
 * Lisa: The rides were all ruined anway, and it made him so happy.