Penny-Wiseguys/Quotes


 * Lisa: Mmm, tasty. Love the texture. What is it?
 * Lunchlady Dora: Beetle mush.
 * Lisa: But I'm a vegetarian!
 * Lunchlady Dora: So am I. Lots of committed vegetarians eat insects.
 * Lisa: Really?
 * Lunchlady Dora: Get real. There's bug parts in peanut butter. And every year, the average American eats eight spiders in his sleep. It's all here in this book.


 * Bart: Lisa eats bugs!
 * Homer: Bart! This is America. Anyone can eat what they want as long as they eat too much.


 * Lisa: Bart, I can't eat bugs anymore. Please, please take my grasshoppers as far away as you can and release them into the wild.
 * Bart: Okay, but when I grow up and I'm living on your couch, and I drink all your booze, and sell your jewelry, you got to be cool.
 * Lisa: I'll be cool.
 * Bart: But I will not be sharing my mini-fridge with Homer.
 * Lisa: He's there too?


 * Homer: Dan!
 * Dan Gillick: How do you keep finding me?
 * Homer: You really should tweet less.
 * Dan Gillick: But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.


 * Dan Gillick: Sorry, guys. Emergency meeting at work.
 * Apu: Oh, please, I am missing eight birthday parties for this!
 * Moe: Just granny-throw it!
 * Dan Gillick: Keep my ball.