The Booty/Quotes


 * Martin: I admit I was reluctatnt to play hooky so that we could take this sepulchral treak through the wilderness, but this scenery is breathtaking! I feel at one with nature!
 * Bart: Okay, martin... rein it in. Are you sure this is the way, Milhouse?
 * Milhouse: You bet, Bart! I overheard Jimbo and the bullies talking about it!


 * Bart: Heads up! Looks like we've reached our objective!
 * Milhouse: That's.. that's it, all right!
 * Martin: [GASP] it's horrible!
 * Bart: Eh. not really. I once saw something a lot more horrible than this! In fact, I'd say it was the worst thing ever! Gather 'round gentlemen and listen to my sordid story...


 * Krusty: Great news! Just snake some money outta a mommy's purse and hustle your little legs over to your local Krustyburger... 'cause here's a new dessert on the menu! Finger-lickin', napkinstckin' Krustypie! You'll binge 'til you bulge! Hyuuck!
 * Bart: Yum! That looks delicious!


 * Krusty: Hey-hey, folks! It's me! Krusty the Clown! And i'm gonna hold a big contest tosee who can eat the most Krustypies!
 * Bart: Huh?!
 * Krusty: Here's the best part! Thw inner will get a signed copy of the very first and very rare Krustburger giveaway comic!
 * Comic Book Guy: [GASP] Cover date fall 1953! Extremely rare and enormously valuable! I can swallow pies like Galactus swallows galaxies! That comic is mine!


 * Krusty: People of Springfield today we celebrate my delicious and delectable lipsmacking Krustypies! Who will eat the most?! The underpaid educator?
 * Seymour Skinner: Having that comic would bring back fond memories of childhood.
 * Agnes Skinner: Cram it, sisy!
 * Seymour Skinner:Yes, mother.
 * Krusty:The leisure suitclad anachronism?
 * Disco Stu:That book from the fifties make Stu weak in the knees!
 * Krusty:The hulking man-child withn no life to speak of?
 * Comic Book Guy: [HMPHF] In my line of work "Hulking" is a compliment.
 * Krusty:Or the simple-minded everyman?
 * Homer:Woo-hoo!