From Lichtenslava With Love/Quotes


 * Bart: Can I have a decommisioned soviet sub?
 * Homer: No.
 * Bart: Can I?
 * Homer: No.
 * Bart: Can I?
 * Homer: No.
 * Bart: Can I?
 * Homer: No.


 * Bart: Uh-oh.
 * Homer: What did you do? What. Did. You. Do?
 * Bart: You know me. I didn't do it.
 * Homer: Then how do you explain that?
 * Agna: Hello meester Bart, my new American husband!
 * Bart: Aye, carumba!


 * Marge: My little Bart maked such a nice fiancé.
 * Lisa: Mom! You can't seriously be thinking that this woman is going to marry Bart?


 * Lisa: Agna, you can't marry Bart. he's only ten-years-old!
 * Agna: But if I don't marry, I vill have to leave America. It has been my bdream to live in the land of the free, the homer of the Vhopper.
 * Bart: I'm really sorry, but Lisa's right. There's been a misunderstanding.
 * Agna: No, I understand. To stay in America I must marry American citzien, Bart Simpson.


 * Bart: I know he won't be a chool as me, but who's the lucky guy? Who are you going to marry?
 * Agna: I'd reather marry the village goat! Forget America! I'm catching the next boat back to Lichtenslava!!!!!