Bart vs. the One-Man School/Quotes


 * Bart: Aye Carumba!
 * Seymour Skinner: Hello, Bart.
 * Bart: Skinner?
 * Seymour Skinner: Forgive me my trespass... ...but mother insisted you wouldn't want to be seen in public with your principal!


 * Agnes Skinner: Seymour! You're a disgrace!
 * Seymour Skinner: What is it now, mother?
 * Agnes Skinner: Three dollars?!?! When did rifling through your pockets become such a pathetic waste of time?
 * Seymour Skinner: Mother, you have no right! I was saving that three dollars for my date with Edna!
 * Agnes Skinner: Ahhh, let the chippie find her own fish!


 * Seymour Skinner: Edna, can we patch things up tonight over maraschino lobster at the Gilded Truffle?
 * Edna: Really? How can you afford it?
 * Seymour Skinner: By laying you off!


 * Bart: This smells! Skinner's always watching me now! In class, on the grounds, in the lunchroom, on the bu--
 * Seymour Skinner: I said no talking! Remember, Bart! B e good!
 * Bart: What I do on my time is my business, Seymour.


 * Bart: All right. I'm getting sick of this anyway... ...Skinner's paying me off to be good.
 * Marge: Bribing my little boy? Oh, how awful of him!