Treehouse of Horror XXVIII/Quotes


 * Apple-Lisa: No one ever wants the apple. They must be afraid there's a razor blade in me.
 * Butterfinger-Bart: [sarcastic] Yeah, THAT'S the reason.


 * [Candy-Homer eats a living chocolate bunny, who screams in pain]
 * Apple-Lisa: Daaaad! I can't listen to this horror!
 * Candy-Homer: Okay, I'm onto it.
 * [Candy-Homer bites the mouth off]
 * Apple-Lisa: Thank you.


 * Marge: Maggie, sweetie. You should be in bed.
 * [Maggie is revealed to be possessed by Pazuzu]
 * Maggie[Pazuzu]: No one leaves alive!
 * Marge: Ooooh, her first words!


 * Maggie[Pazuzu]: I used to be very important. Google it.


 * Priest: If you can't trust a Catholic priest with a child, who can you trust?


 * [Lisa arrives to the Other World and sees the changed style.]
 * Lisa: Whoa! For a Halloween show middle segment, this is amazing!


 * [At the beginning of the 3rd segment, Lisa appears in front of a red curtain to deliver a Content Warnin]
 * Lisa: What you're about to see is so disgusting, you'll watch Game of Thrones to calm down!


 * [After Homer has eaten almost everything in the house, opens the fridge and finds the veggie drawer stuffed with vegetables.]
 * Homer: Not a single morsel in the house!