The Greatest D'oh! on Earth/Quotes


 * Homer: Mmmm... there's nothing like dunking your donut into some freshly brewed hot... ...fudge.
 * Lisa: Um... dad? When's the last time yo uhave your cholesterol levels checked?
 * Bart: Yeah -- the car's been knocking and pinging all week.
 * Marge: Bart -- cholesterl is in your body. You should know that.
 * Homer: It's the public schools, Marge. These days they don't even edufy. it's like they're all stupid and stuff.


 * Bart: Hey -- Davy and Goliath -- keep it down!
 * Rod: Sorry, Bart.
 * Todd: What are you doing?
 * Bart: um... I got all "A"'s on my report card, so my dad's letting me clean out the storm gutters. Yes, sir, nothin' beats gutter cleaning for wholesome family fun! Want to try?
 * Rod: Wow! Can we, Todd? Can we?
 * Todd:No, thanks, Bart. If it's that much fun, we want you to enjoy it.
 * Bart: Just get up here and clean these gutters or I'll tell your mom you spray-painted the garage.
 * Rod: There's no spray paint on our garage.
 * Bart: Well, there will be if you don't get up here.


 * Rainer Wolfcastle: You trashed our circus! Daht's over 10,000 dollahs worth of damage. And I haven't lost daht much money since the movie I made before dis lahst one.
 * Krusty: Security!
 * Clancy Wiggum: Say, fellas -- the lunch tent's out of donuts.
 * Krusty: Arrest these two idiots.


 * Marge: Homer? What's going on?
 * Homer: Uh, nothing. We're about to be arrested and Mr. Burns is about to sue Krusty and McBain.
 * Rainer Wolfcastle: What's wrong? Didn't you like da show?
 * Krusty: We made the dancing bears wear diapers...
 * Mr. Burns: I didn't even see the show! You've poisoned me with these tainted hot dogs! Smithers, carry me to the hospital.


 * Marge: That's it, Bart! You still haven't learned your lesson. I want you to weatherproof the fence!
 * Marge: Come one, mom! That stuff's toxic.
 * Bart: And you're not getting any dinner until you're finished.
 * Marge: Any gchange of grabbing a late lunch?
 * Bart: Get to work!