Treehouse of Horror XVIII/Quotes


 * Homer: Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Creme Brulee! Or in English: Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream! Burnt Cream!


 * Bart: What is that unearthly glow? The sensible thing is to investigate.
 * Kodos: My friends and I come in peace to find your vulnerabilities...and cure them with more peace.
 * Bart: Is that a ray gun?
 * Kodos: No! It's a...deodorant applicator. I'll just...
 * [Demonstrates use as a deodorant. Tries to cover up burning pain and maintain fiction that the ray gun is a deodorant by hoarsely gasping out]
 * Kodos: Smells like a summer breeze.
 * Kodos: I just hope those scientists leave me my mouth so I can spread peace in song [sings] "Peeeaace! Peace, peace, peace from space."
 * Bart: They've come for-What's your name?
 * Kodos: Kodos the Destroyer.
 * Bart: Huh?
 * [Armed men approach]
 * Bart: We could fly over them with the power of love, right?
 * Kodos: Hmmm. We could. Or....
 * [Kodos shoots them]
 * Bart: You killed them!
 * Kodos: Well done, Columbo! That's right, we watch Columbo. They air it during rainouts of kleep-klop games.
 * Homer: Come on! We get to kill one!
 * [Bart about to shoot Kodos]
 * Kodos: Bart...friend?
 * Homer: Come on, guys! We'll miss the dissection!
 * Kodos: Actually, I'm still alive, so it's technically vivisection.


 * Ned Flanders: You're about to discover what a life of sin will get you!
 * Bart: Sin gets us something? Awesome!
 * Nelson Muntz: I was just in it for the sin!