1001 Names for New Age Babies

1001 Names for New Age Babies is a book seen at FAO Quartz.

History
When Marge was looking for a cure for Bart's ADD medication side effects, she went to FAO Quartz. The book was seen behind new age clerk, next to Aura, Aura, Aura, Eat My Quartz, Everybody Goops and How To Pronounce Feng Shui. Later, the book was seen at Ye Olde New Age Store.