I Married Marge/Quotes

1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young.
 * [Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill.]

Whoa Homer! Not so fast! The customers are complaining. Sorry, sir. How about this?
 * [Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.]

Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole. Nice.
 * [Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart and Lisa playing outdoors. Homer opens window and bellows out.]

Hey, you two! I am trying to tell the story of how you were born! I thought that was the story. You got had a problem turning blades but you overcame it and got promoted, the end. What a great story! I am sorry Dad, but television has caused a short attention span.


 * [Homer is on a date with Marge at the Aztec Theatre. They have just seen "". The exit the first show as the infamous "" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.]

Wow! What an ending! Who would have thought Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father? Oh, thank you! Hey! Thank you, Mr. Blow-the-Picture-for-Me!


 * [After seeing "The Empire Strikes Back" Homer takes Marge to his workplace, where they sneak inside the miniature castle and watch golf balls travel down ramps.]

Someday I will buy you a real castle. Oh Homer, you do not have to do that! Oh! Whew, that is a relief! You know Marge, looking at you I see the beauty of Princess Leia and the wisdom of Yoda. Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself. It is the Champale talking!
 * [Homer and Marge start making out. Scene shifts outdoors.]

[offscreen] What if we get caught? [offscreen] Don't be. This castle is impregnable.
 * [On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing bells to ring and the castle to light up colorfully.]


 * [Homer is making application to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is near a reception with two other applicants. A younger Smithers does the interviews.]

We have two openings, which means one of you will be rejected from this job...but it ain't gonna be my old frat buddy Lou Johnston!
 * [Smithers greets Man #1 and they do a secret handshake.]

Ah Waylon! Still the same guy from Alpha Beta! Hey! I am a member of the University of Alabama chapter!
 * [Smithers and two men enter into room. Homer tries mimicking their fraternity song, but he knows the odds are stacked against him.]