The Dickens You Say/Quotes


 * Edna: Bart Simpson... the time has finally come... ...to throw the book at you.


 * Krusty: Something special next, kidlets. It's not often we take requests on this show but on e little tyke called to tell me that he's only got one week to live. And the one thing that would send him into the afterlife with a mile on his face would be his favorite caroon. What's a clown to do? This one's for you, Bart Simpson.
 * Lisa: This isn't going to work, Bart.
 * Bart: Watch and learn, Lisa. Watch and learn.


 * Bart: Dad, you gotta help me! The movie I need for school is rated "R"!
 * Homer: We've had the discussion before, youn man. We're not having that filth in our house.
 * Bart: Aw, man...
 * Homer: So, the movie the kid wants is for adults, eh? Any nudity?
 * Squeaky-voiced teen: Yeah. Gwyneth Platrow.
 * Homer: Aw, man...


 * Bart: Like you've actually read "Great Exaggerations."
 * Lisa: As a matter of fact, I have.
 * Bart: I'll bet you haven't.
 * Lisa: I have!
 * Bart: Get real.
 * Lisa: I read it!
 * Bart: In your dreams.
 * Lisa: I'll prove it to you!


 * Milhouse: So, did you get the report finished?
 * Bart: In the bag, Milhouse, my man.
 * Milhouse: How'd you do it? Did you go on the Iternet?
 * Bart: Nothing so primitive. I used subterfuge.
 * Milhouse: Is that like ritalin?