Watching Television/Transcript


 * Man on television: [laughs] We'll be right back after this word. [Bart and Lisa begin fighting] And now, back to our show. [The two kids sit still]
 * [Cut to a later date when Bart and Lisa are fighting again. Maggie comes along and changes the channel.]
 * Bart Simpson: Hey!
 * Lisa Simpson: Don't change the channel!
 * Bart: We're watchin' that show.
 * [Maggie changes the channel back and the two begin to fight again.]
 * [Cut to later. Bart, Maggie and Lisa are all watching the television.]
 * Lisa: This is a dorky show, Bart, change the channel.
 * Bart: No.
 * Lisa: Change the channel!
 * Bart: No.
 * [Maggie goes up to change the channel on the television.]
 * Lisa: Change the channel.
 * Bart: No.
 * Lisa: Change the channel!
 * Bart: No!
 * Bart & Lisa: [they notice Maggie has changed the channel] HEY! TURN THAT BACK ON!
 * [Maggie changes it back and walks away.]
 * Lisa: Change the channel.
 * Bart: No.
 * Lisa: Change the channel!
 * Bart: No!
 * Lisa: Change the channel!
 * Bart: No.
 * Lisa: Change the channel.
 * Bart: No.
 * Lisa: Change the channel.
 * Bart: No.
 * Lisa: Change the channel.
 * Bart: No.
 * Lisa: Change the channel.
 * Bart: No.
 * Lisa: Change the channel!
 * Bart: No.
 * Lisa: Change the channel!
 * Bart: No.
 * Lisa: Change the channel!
 * Bart: No.
 * Lisa: Change the channel!
 * Bart: No.
 * Lisa: CHANGE THE CHANNEL!
 * Bart: NO!
 * [Cut to later, when the entire family are watching the television.]
 * Homer Simpson: Well, here we are, a whole family. All together, sharing, getting to know each other. Exchanging ideas, stories and laughs. Snuggling up, bonding together as only a tightly-knit family can. Why, we're more--
 * Bart: Dad, you can stop now. Commercial's over and the show's back on.
 * Homer: Oh. Oh yeah.