Angry Dad: The Movie/Quotes


 * Homer: Don't worry, son. Everyone makes mistakes. Yours is just public and expensive.


 * : It's nice to see all my friends from before I went to rehab. I'm just kidding, of course. None of you are my friends.


 * : And the winner is... not going to be announced until we see a lengthy clip from each short.


 * Bart: That's Angry Dad, the semi-autobiographical web cartoon I created.
 * Homer: I legally forced him to say "semi".


 * Bart: Angry Dad is nominated for an Oscar for Best Animated Short? I'm going to the Oscars! Not as a seat filler! I'm getting a gift basket! And I won't declare it!
 * Homer: Bart! It's the middle of Awards season. Who the hell is calling you at three in the morning?
 * Bart: Uh, no one. Wrong number.
 * Homer: If I find out it's the right number, you're in big trouble.