Bart on the Fourth of July/Quotes


 * Lisa: Bart!! Are you crazy? That's dangerous!!
 * Bart: Don't have a cow! This is just a little all-American, rockets-red-glow fun.
 * Lisa: Where did you get that thing?


 * Krusty: What are you... ...color blind, deaf, and have temporary amnesia??


 * Professor Frink: ...and this, Mr. Burns, is the updated version of my [GA-HEY!] Hyper-Speed lunchtime food administrator...
 * Mr. Burns: You'd better have fixed the kinks, Frink. The test subjects that survived are still in the hospital on my dime! My insurance covered most of it, but I'm still out that dime!
 * Professor Frink: Let me assure you, with the Luncheonator 5000 you will eliminate lunch brakes and maximize worker productivity.


 * Bart: Ooh, brain freeze. What a minute... say something...
 * Apu: You had better be cleaning up that mess!
 * Bart: I can hear! I can hear! And I remember who I am!


 * Bart: Um, Apu... do you have anymore of those firecrackers?