Lisa's Laughatory/Quotes


 * Lisa: Stupid Bart say's i'm not funny? I'll show gim! I'll learn how to be funny, the same way I learn anthing else with lots of studying!


 * Bart: Take a look at this and tell me what you feel.
 * Bart showing a Daily Fourth Grader with the headline "Prince wins spelling bee, school is abuzz!"
 * Lisa: Uh... what do you mean?
 * Bart: Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, i might add, where you cam in second?
 * Lisa: Martin won fair and square but sometimes i wish i could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranheas can skeletonize a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, Martin. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am i a horrible person?
 * Bart: Of coruse not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince.
 * Lisa: You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nervs?
 * Bart: Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat.


 * Martin: It's obvious that you can't be both a class clown and a nerd. You mind can't possibly retain all that conflicting data!
 * Lisa: Oh, yes it can!
 * Martin: Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places!
 * Lisa: That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress.