Reading Night/Quotes


 * Lisa: Is everybody ready for my "family reading night"?
 * Marge: I am! I have an exciting Agatha Christie novel!
 * Homer: D'oh! I forgot!
 * Lisa: Dad!
 * Homer: It's okay! I'll read my Duff Beer bottle label! "Containts only the finest hops." Hee, hee! Hops... what a sense of humor they have!
 * Bart: I'm reading "The Cat Wears a Hat"!
 * Lisa: Bart! That book is only at the first grade reading level!
 * Bart: [GROAN] I didn't hink it had any words in it! I was just gonna look at the pictures!
 * Lisa: Grrr!! Would you all rather watch TV?
 * Bart, Marge & Homer: Yes!!
 * Bart: Where's the sound?
 * Homer: And why is the closed caption on?
 * Bart: Hey! You're making us read TV! What a gyp!
 * Homer: Give me that remote!
 * Krusty: The views of Lisa Simpson are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Krustilu Studios, who would like to remind you that there's till plenty to watch on televion! Give a hoot! Watch my sho!