Bobbing for Vengeance/Quotes


 * Bart: Why'd you throw that rock at me?
 * Lisa: I don't know. I just felt like hurting you all of a sudden.
 * Bart: Is this because i covered your Maliby Stacy dolls in bacon fat and gave them to the dog as a chew toy?
 * Lisa: It is now.
 * Bart: Aaaaah! Mom! Lisa's trying to kill me!
 * Marge: Lisa! Stop trying to kill your brother, and both of you wash your hands for dinner!


 * Ralph: Hi! Bart! Do you know what time it is?
 * Bart: Yaaah! Ralph? No, I don't have a watch!
 * Ralph: It's time to die o'clock!


 * Bart: Homer. I'm... I'm scared!
 * Homer: You should be. Look at this phone bill! Do you know how much buying vowels costs? They even charge you for "y"! Why did we ever get you that phone?!
 * Bart: For emergencies... remember?


 * Bart: Lisa! Lisa! I think Sideshow Bob's trying to kill me!
 * Lisa: Again?
 * Bart: He keeps coming back and over! it's like I'm Super-Man and he's Mr. Mxyztplk!
 * Lisa: Isn't that Mr. Mxyzptlk?
 * Comic Book Guy: Actually both are correct!
 * Lisa: Comic Book Guy? What are you doing here?
 * Comic Book Guy: Wherever useless trivia needs answering, I am there!


 * Sideshow Bob: Saving the boy must get me a few good behavior points.
 * Man with the Braces: Should we tell him the twist, Cheif Wiggum?
 * Sideshow Bob: Twist?
 * Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bob, every reality show has a twist! There was never any parole! This was just a way for the city to save some money and get some criminals out of our overcroweded jails temporarily!