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 * Bart: I hate math word problems! If one boy carries three books plus one shovel and buries them, how many books are left? Zero! Ha, ha!


 * Marge: Okay, kids, the school, limo's here...
 * Bart: We're rich why do we still have to go to school??
 * Stereo: Can't buy me
 * Marge: Now, Bart, I can't have you home alone bothering the cook, gardener, and maid... and I have a date at the country club with the ladies social.
 * Homer: I think I'll drop by Moe's and see what the ol' gang is up to... I haven't seen them since I quit work.


 * Homer: Hey, guys, how's it going?
 * Carl: We got lad off from the plant....
 * Lenny: ...and our girlfriends left us.
 * Barney: [BRAAAP] I lost my job too, but just found a new one!


 * Seymour Skinner: Any word on whatever your father's decided to donate money for the new math wing?
 * Bart: The wha--? Oh right, I'll have a firm answer for you next week. Would you mind dropping these with Mrs. Krabappel? I need to use the little boy room.
 * Seymour Skinner: No problemo.


 * Lisa: So, how was every one's day?
 * Homer: The guys at Moe's hate me.
 * Bart:The kids at school only like me for my cash.
 * Marge: What's that Lisa? I can't hear you form here.
 * Lisa: Don't you see? This money has brought us nothing but misery and isolation. It's destroying our humanity. Look even Maggie is blue with sadness....
 * Marge: Lisa! Maggie's choking