Who Wants a Haircut?

"Who Wants a Haircut?" is a song performed by the Baha Men.

Episode version

 * Who wants a haircut?
 * Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
 * Who wants a haircut?
 * Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
 * Who wants a haircut?
 * Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Album version

 * Lisa:
 * Mom, Bart and I have been talking.


 * Marge:
 * You have? That's so nice.


 * Bart:
 * What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kid's barbershop in the mall and we'd like to start going there.


 * Marge:
 * A kids' barbershop? But they don't have my templates.


 * Lisa:
 * Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like... um... people hair.


 * Marge:
 * Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you.


 * Homer:
 * Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones!


 * Bart and Lisa:
 * YAAAAY!


 * Marge:
 * Oh, I guess I'll just cut my own hair.


 * Baha Men:
 * Who wants a haircut?
 * Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
 * Who wants a haircut?
 * Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
 * Who wants a haircut?
 * Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!


 * Barber:
 * Which side do you want your part on?


 * Bart:
 * Left! Right! Stab stab stab!


 * Barber:
 * You're the boss.


 * Bart:
 * What the hell? WOAH!


 * Lisa:
 * [laughs] Oh, Bart, you look worse that Aunt Patty in the morning! And there ain't nothing looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning!


 * [Bart makes an angry noise]

Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of "" by the Baha Men. It is the twenty-ninth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.