Morgan Spurlock (character)

Morgan Spurlock is an American bounty hunter, documentary filmmaker, humorist, political activist, producer, and screenwriter.

History
Grampa told once a story about a hemorrhoid donut. When Grampa was on a cruise up the White River, he saw a boy go over the side of the side and begin to drown. He grabbed his hemorrhoid donut and the it over the side, saving the life of the child. That youngster grew up to become Morgan Spurlock.