Krustyburger Konfidential/Quotes


 * Bart: Two of your finest Junior Krustyburger Meals, my good man. And don't skimp on the free toys.
 * Squeaky-voiced teen: Yes, sir!
 * Bart: I wonder what goes on behind the scenes here at Krustyburger?
 * Milhouse: Hmmm. I wonder?
 * Squeaky-voiced teen: Hey! Stop monkeying around, you guys. And youk now smoking's not allowwed in the kitchen! And how'd those pickles get up on the ceiling? Your hands, Phil! Wash your hands! Where are your hair nets, people? Ralph! Please tell me you didn't come to work infected with ebola virus again?
 * Squeaky-voiced teen: Here are you meals.
 * Milhouse: AH!
 * Bart: If you don't want this, can I have your toy?
 * Milhouse: So... c-c-cold... monkey virus... so... very cold...