Wedgie Issue/Quotes


 * Nelson: Why is it I never get tired of doing this?
 * Milhouse: I dunno. My therapist would ay you have the need to elevate yourself at the expense of others.
 * Nelson: You're the one who's elevated, dork! Haw haw!


 * Bart: But man, you gotta stop being such a chump. I would have let you down for free and paid you five bucks for a pass like this. Woo-Hoo! It's gonna be wedgie-free weekend!
 * Milhouse: [SIGH!] Well... not for me.


 * Milhouse: Thanks for the inspiration, Lisa!
 * Lisa: ?!
 * Milhouse: I'll pick you up at eight on July 23, 2024 in my Lamborghini. Dress smartly!
 * Lisa: He must have take too many hits on his asthma inhaler. Yeah, that's it... Heh heh heh...


 * Lisa: It's wonderful that you gave all our old classmates jobs. Without you, they'd all be on skid row, or in prison... or worse!
 * Milhouse: Well, you know what they say "keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
 * Lisa: This humanitarian award will be your 13,872nd! We need to build another mansion to hold them all!
 * Milhouse: Simpson, take a note: New Mansion.
 * Bart: Yes, Mr. Van Houten!


 * Martin Prince: And that's the beauty of World Wide Wedgie in action!
 * Milhouse: Shh...!
 * Lisa: I don't understand! You told me it was a surgical service to help heart patients!
 * Milhouse: Tsk Tsk! Well, in a way, that's sort of true... if you consider the hearts of nerds everywhere...
 * Lisa: This is exploitation, pure and simple! We're through!
 * Nelson: Haw haw!