The Simpson Project/Quotes


 * Mr. Burns talking with NASA by the telephone: Ahoy-hoy! Yes, this is he! What...? NASA...? I shouldn't what...? For what?...? Nobody tells Charles Montgomery Burns what to do!!!
 * Mr. Burns: The nerve of some outsiders... Smithers! Send everything that's necessary for a space launch over to the Simpsons's residence!
 * Smithers: Are you sure, sir?
 * Mr. Burns thinking: Hmm... NASA.... What is NASA....?
 * Smithers thinking: I'd better do it! That call was from NASA!


 * Obama: Ladies and getlemen, as you know, national security is our primary interst. Do whatever's necessary! The economic crisis, "beer summit," and now this! What a year!


 * Pentagon man talking with NASA by the telephone: What? The Simpson Project?!
 * Pentagon man: There had better not be a foregin power involved in this "Simpson Project!".


 * Ned: It's the apocalypelse! "Verily I say unto you, all these thinks shall come upon this generation." It's in revelations!


 * Homer: Sure, I see [hic] what's wrong with this picture! My motor is missing! Hee hee...
 * Barney: Right... [hic] and I know where it went... I think. [Brrappp].