Marge Gets a Job/Quotes

This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "abibu gazini". "What?" "Welcome aboard." I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours.

Last week, some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.

"You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie." "What'd they do?" "They discovered radium! Then they both died of radiation poisoning."

I want you to show this woman the time of her life. Gotcha! Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!

What do I do? Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!

Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well, it wasn't actually a pharmacy – more of a bait shop. Look, Grampa, I'm fine! I don't really need any more home remedies. Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, cos this is mighty cold. ''AAAAAAGGHH ...!


 * [Las Vegas. Tom Jones has finished a concert when he is met backstage by Smithers.]

Tom Jones? Yes? I was wandering if you'd be interested in performing at a private party. Sorry, mate, I do not do private parties. Well, then maybe you will respond to what is in this briefcase. [emits green cloud] Alright, but I don't see ... [cough, collapses] Pleasant dreams, Mr. Jones.