Live Through Your Kid

"Live Through Your Kid" is a song sung by Earl Woods and other sports fathers in Homer's dream.

Lyrics

 * Man 1:
 * Never wanted Roland-Garros.


 * Man 2
 * Never made it to the show.


 * Man 3:
 * Never won the Stanley Cup trophy,
 * For five years in a row.


 * All:
 * There's nothing in our lives that we ever really did.
 * Except made our child a superstar,
 * And lived through our kid.


 * Live, live through your kid.
 * Wake him up at 5:00.
 * Live, live through your kid.
 * It's the only way to feel alive.


 * Man 3:
 * Strap him to a hockey stick,
 * While he is still asleep in bed.


 * Man 4:
 * Build a scary dragon to fire tennis balls,
 * Right at his head.


 * Man 2:
 * There's no training that's too tortuous,
 * Or cruel to play this game.


 * Earl Woods:
 * Because when they win at Pebble Beach,
 * You share in the fame.


 * All:
 * Live, live through your kid,
 * Homeschooled by his mom.
 * Live, live through your kid,
 * They'll surely come to hate you,
 * But that's later on.


 * Man 5:
 * There is absolutely nothing like,
 * Living through your kid.