Grampy Can Ya Hear Me/Quotes


 * Pluto: I used to be a planet. Then one day they called and said it was over. It's over when I say it's over!
 * Lisa: So sad.
 * Pluto: But I'll be back. I'm working on some stuff. Let's just say you might not be seeing Halley's Comet no more.


 * Narrator: Forged in a nanosecond in the Big Bang, our universe is so enormous, every NFL stadium could fit inside it. And their parking lots.
 * [crowd oohing, gasping]
 * Grampa: When's this show gonna start?
 * Marge: It has started.
 * Grampa: [stammers] How can it have started if I'm talking? Wouldn't that bother everyone?
 * Sideshow Mel: Quiet! I can't hear the Big Bang!


 * Old Jewish man: I got you the one birthday present you can really use.
 * Grampa: A call girl that kills me after?
 * Old Jewish man: A hearing aid.
 * Grampa: A hearing aid? Forget it. People will think I'm old, dadgummit.
 * Old Jewish man: You are old. You've lived long enough to see your prejudiced attitudes come back into fashion.
 * Grampa: Lousy Greeks.


 * Barney: I'm also the state drunk!


 * Squeaky-voiced teen: Your pupils aren't ready for Earth light!