All's Veldt That Ends Veldt!/Quotes


 * Marge: Bart, I know you're excited about visiting Stampy at the Springfield Wild Animal Preserve... ...but please, calm down!
 * Santa's Little Helper: [Whimper!]
 * Bart: But, mom, I haven't seen good ol' Stampy since we sent him out there! He is still my pet! I won Stamyp in that contest on Bill and Marty's "Morning Zoo" radio show!
 * Homer: Yeah, I could've killed those stupid disc jockeys when they gave you a full-grown African elephant!


 * Marge: Oh, I'm a terrible mother!
 * Homer: I'm sure that somewhere there are mothers even worse than you!


 * Bart: Huh? --Stampy!?!
 * Stampy: [EEENGHHH!]
 * Bart: You stille like to treat people like human, pacifers, huh, Stampy? They say elephan'ts never forget, but i'd sure like to forget this! Yechhh!


 * Homer: Hey, how about that --a talking elephant!
 * Lisa: No dad, it's Stampy, and he's got Bart in his mouth!
 * Marge: Omigosh! We've got to help him!
 * Bart: C'mon, folks--less yakkin', more unpacking'!


 * Bart: Hiii-yo, Stampy!
 * Lisa: Hi, mom and dad! Stampy helped us find Maggie!
 * Maggie: [SUCK!] [SUCK!] [SUCK!] [SUCK!]
 * Marge: Oh, Maggie, my sweetm wonderful little baby! I'm so glad you're safe!
 * Maggie: [SUCK!] [SUCK!] [SUCK!] [SUCK!]
 * Homer: Uh, Marge, I think some "Tough Love" parenting is in order! Maggie you were a very bad girl to ruin od like that! Bad girl, Maggie!