Bart's Got Spirit!/Quotes


 * Seymour Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers, I still think this is a bad idea.
 * Gary Chalmers: Stop, thinking, Skinner. The state has mandated that all elementary schools must organize and athletics squad. This school is ordered to institute an afterschool footballa program.


 * Bart: Don't worry, coach. How could any team with me on it embarrass you?
 * Seymour Skinner: You're not even going to get the chance to try, Bart. You won't embarrass me or this team because you won't be on it. You're cut!


 * Marge: I have it on good authority that you can't cut my son! He says he wants to be part of this program and so you have to let him.
 * Bart: Looks like I made the team.
 * Seymour Skinner: Bart, take it from me, you shouldn't have your mother fight your battles for you. However, she's right. I have to keep you in the program, so welcome to... ...the cheerleading squad! You're welcome to be in the program as long as you like. Just put down those balls and scurry over and join the pumettes.
 * Nelson: Haw haw!
 * Bart: Uh?!


 * Bart: I figured I should return this.
 * Leopold: I didn't ask you to quit.
 * Bart: But I stink!
 * Leopold: Sure you do! But you stink with spirit!


 * Seymour Skinner: I'm glad everytone here looks so content.
 * Leopold: With the game coming up, we're all very excited.
 * Seymour Skinner: Good. Thanks for keeping a lid on Bart.
 * Leopold: What do you mean?
 * Seymour Skinner: I can't have him making a public spectacle. That's why I banished him to the spirit squad where he won't make any trouble. You don't really expect any-one to pary attention to a bunch of clumsy pre-pubsescent pom-pom girls during a football game?
 * Leopold: I need the truth, Bart. Are you in this just to pull some prank to embarrass Skinner?
 * Bart: I was at first.
 * Leopold: And now?
 * Bart: You've all been so nice to me. Now I just want to be the best pumette possible.
 * Leopold: You make me so proud. Principal Skinner says that no one will notice us. That sounds like a challenge to me. And i say "bring it on!".