Maggie & the Buccaneers/Quotes


 * Lisa: Look, mom! Funny pictures! Can we take one? It'll be fun!
 * Marge: Yes, but let's hurry Maggie's very tired.
 * Bart: All right!
 * Lisa: I'll be the mermaid of course!
 * Bart: No, I want to be ther mermaid! But instead of showing my face, I'll show my butt!
 * Marge: Let's take a picture as pirates. It has three holes so Maggie can be in it, too!
 * Bart: Can I still show my butt?


 * Bart: Bo-ring! What we need is some pirate action!


 * Pirate Captain: Get ready to board 'er!
 * Pirate: Uh... sir, our prey is on the starboard side.


 * Pirate: Uh-oh!.
 * Pirate: What? The witch changed into a parrot again?


 * Pirate Captain: What happened?
 * Pirate: Sir, you parrot turned into a girl!
 * Pirate: There! she's hidden in the bucket!
 * Pirate: Let's get her!