The Winter of Our Discount Tent/Quotes


 * Bart: I love the great outdoors!
 * Maggie: Suck! Suck!
 * Lisa: Me, too!
 * Homer: Out of the way, you're blocking the TV!
 * Bart: You promised to take us camping this summer!
 * Homer: I promised and I will!
 * Bart & Lisa: When?
 * Homer: Soon!


 * Homer: W-what's going on, kids?
 * Bart: You're old and useless, so we're sending you out to sea.
 * Lisa: We're also doing it because you never took us camping even though you promised!
 * Homer: L-l-lisa?
 * Lisa: I can't believe you've got polar bears and penguins together in this dream. They live on the opposite sides of the planet! [GAH!] That's so annoying!
 * Homer: I d-didn't know what!
 * Lisa: Really? Then how can you dream me telling you? Push him away, Bart!
 * Bart: Don't worry, Homer. We'll pick you up later!
 * Lisa: We promise!


 * Homer: Wake up, everyone! I put you all in the car and drove to the middle of the woods while you were sleeping! Welcome to the Simpsons' best camping trip ever!


 * Homer: Look, I know this isn't exactly what we planned...
 * Lisa: We didn't plan anything! You drages us here in our sleep!
 * Homer: But it'll be easier if you just pretend it's like home.
 * Bart: I'm going to teach the dog some tricks.
 * Homer: That's the spirit, boy! Let's all use our imagination like Bart!
 * Lisa: Uh... dad? I don't hink Bart's pretending.
 * Bart: Sit! Sit! Come on, you dumb dog!
 * Thunder: GRRRRR!
 * Marge: Bart... slowly step away him. The rest of you calmly head for the exit away from that... wolf!


 * Homer: [SIGH!]
 * Lisa: What's wrong dad?
 * Homer: I wanted this camping trip to be special and everything went wrong.
 * Marge: That's no true. I didn't have to cook dinner, which was a real treat for me!
 * Lisa: Maggie and I are having a great time with all the dogs!
 * Bart: And I got to see the look of terror in that cameraman's eyes when he thought you were going to eat him!
 * Lisa: This has been our best camping trip ever!
 * Bart: Yeah! Nice work, Homer!