Treehouse of Horror XXI/Quotes


 * Bart: I'll be the demon. You be the thimble.
 * Milhouse: Aw, I'm always the thimble.


 * Homer: They should call this one recipe for murder.
 * Marge: What do you mean "this one?"
 * Homer: Never mind.


 * Dracula: His blood! It's full of cholesterol!
 * Homer: And not the good kind.


 * Edmund: Let's move between the trees the way a bat does: by jumping!


 * Homer: She just wanted to ride bikes through New England, but those seats hurt my ass.


 * Edmund: You have beautiful eyes.
 * Lisa: They're just dots in circles.


 * Bart: What was that lesson I learned from video games? Oh yeah. Kill, kill, kill!


 * Sideshow Mel: At least the cup is lined with felt.
 * Moe: Hey Mr. Positive, shut the hell up.


 * Monopoly Guy: There was a bank error in my favor and I'm spending it all on Oriental Avenue prostitutes.


 * Milhouse: Satan's path?
 * Bart: It's gotta be good if Satan put his name on it.