School Dance

The School Dance was a event at Springfield Elementary School. It came about when Alex Whitney mentioned her old school. It was greatly recepted by the girls in the school. It replaced the School Apple Pick. It was held on a Friday. It ultimately turned out to be a complete failure because the boys simply couldn't go near the girls, and vice versa, resulting in them just staring each other down, due to Alex Whitney forgetting that kids don't do this sort of thing.

People Attending

 * Alex Whitney
 * Sherri
 * Terri
 * Janey Powell
 * Allison Taylor
 * Seymour Skinner
 * Lisa Simpson
 * Milhouse Van Houten
 * Wendell Borton
 * Nelson Muntz
 * Uter Zorker
 * Database
 * Martin Prince, Jr.
 * Lewis Clark

Grease
While the dance was going on, Willie was fighting Homer, for trying to steal the School cafeteria's grease reserve, which Willie was using for his retirement money. The pipe got blocked and sent Homer, Bart and Willie, along with a lot of grease into the hall. This caused the kids, who were afraid of each other, to play greaseball fights and build grease-men.