Tennis the Menace/Quotes

Hey Chief, we're gonna bust up that crack house tonight. We did that last night. Yeah, but this time we got the right address.

Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. My little girl's a lead weight. You're dumping your own daughter? Yeah, but only to crush my wife and son! That's horrible! Yeah, that's pretty low. [to Venus] Hmm… you seem less disgusted, let's go!

Oh, where did you buy that novelty hand, sir? This? Oh that's just fluid collecting.

And it's gonna do wonders for our social life! Yeah, it’s nice to entertain friends and have people over. Hey, you got a tennis court? Keep walking, Flanders. Will do... Faster!

[singing] What's new, Pussycat? [cracks his knee] Owww, ow ow ow ow. What's new, Pussycat? [cracks his back back] Ohhhhh, god noooo!