If I Were a Rich Man

If I Were a Rich Man is a song by Krusty and Hyman Krustofsky.

Lyrics

 * Krusty:
 * I was once a rich man! Ya ya deedle daddle homma homma homma hey hey hey! All day long i spent all of my dough on the track. Booze, dames and--hey!


 * I'm in chapter eleven ya ya deddle dobble dibble yabba dabba dabba doo! It'll be years until my credit's right. Being broke, oh man, it really bites!


 * I wish my dead dad could be here tonight --


 * Hyman Krustofsky:
 * I am her! I'm alive! And you're a schmuck!

Behind the Laughter

 * If I Were a Rich Man is a parody of .