Big House Homer/Quotes


 * Marge: I can't believe it. The jury didn't even deliberate. They just ook a vote right in the courtroom, Your father will spend the next twenty years in prison.
 * Patty: Cheer up, Marge. He'll never do twenty years. He'll get shivved in the shower long before then. Or the exercise yard.
 * Selma: Or the laundry.
 * Patty: Or burned alive in his cell.
 * Selma: Or get ground glass put in his food.
 * Marge: Aw hoo hoo hoo!


 * Jimbo: Hey Simpson!
 * Bart: Uh-oh.
 * Jimbo: Is it true your old man is in jail?
 * Bart: Um... yes?
 * Jimbo: So's my old man.
 * Kearney: My dad too.
 * Dolph: My mom and my dad.
 * Bart: Oh.
 * Jimbo: Is he doin' hard time?
 * Bart: Life without parole. For terrorism.
 * Dolph: Man...
 * Bart: Nuclear terrorism!
 * Kearney: Awesome.


 * Homer: Gaaag! Lok at this guy's hair! Ah ha ha ha!
 * Sideshow Bob: Homer Simpson?
 * Homer: You know me? You must have seen my trail on TV.
 * Sideshow Bob: You don't remember me?
 * Homer: I'd remember that hair, pal.
 * Sideshow Bob: I'm Sideshow Bob. Your son is responsible for me being here. And I have dedicated my life to his destruction.
 * Homer: Oh, yeah. Well, that kid is a nuisance.
 * Sideshow Bob: So, you're comfortable sharing an eight by ten room with me for the rest of our lives?
 * Homer: Heck, you've had your hands around his throat almost as much as I have.


 * Frank Grimes, Jr.: You can't escape me any more than you can escape the past!
 * Homer: Who are you?
 * Frank Grimes, Jr.: I'm Frank Grimes, Jr.! My father was Frank Grimes! I was sent to prision for trying to avenge his death at your hand! Remember? You still don't know me, Homer?
 * Homer: I've had a lot going on. Who can rembmer all this stuff?


 * Homer: Kids!
 * Bart & Lisa: Dad!
 * Homer: It's been so long!
 * Bart: Long anough to forget about your bowling bag?
 * Homer: My what?
 * Bart: Never mind.