Frink Sinatra!/Quotes


 * Professor Frink: Ooh... That was a late night! Give me your most caffeinated beverage, Apu!
 * Apu: One espresso Squishee coming right up, pops! Have a lucky day, now!


 * Carl: Barney! Babe! It's nine o'clock in the A.M.! Ain't that a little early for a martini?
 * Barney: My watch says five P.M.
 * Lenny: It must be broken! You should get it fixed!
 * Barney: If I did that, how could I drink at nine in the morning?


 * Lenny: Man, that chickadee can swing!
 * Carl: Play some Brubeck!
 * Lisa: Oh! I love Dave Brubeck! Did you know he recorded "Take Five" in 5/4 time, which was both groundbreaking and where the name of the song came from?
 * Bart: She's a nerd! Get her!
 * Professor Frink: Aaaah! I thought you were distracting them!
 * Lisa: My brother blew my cover!
 * Bart: Ha! You melvins better run in 5/4 time!
 * Database: It's no use!


 * Barney: Where am I?
 * Lisa: I slipped some of the antidote into Mr. Gumble's martini!
 * Professor Frink: This must be very confusing for you, waking up with no memory of what happened and holding a drink!
 * Barney: Actually, most of my mornings start this way!


 * Professor Frink: Miss Stella! Our late night exploration of unification theory nearly led to the demise of the entire town! Our love is far too dangerous. We must make like a zygote and split up!
 * Ms. Stella: I understand! This is who you are and why I'll love you forever! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to see if Bill Nye the Science Guy is still single!
 * Professor Frink: [GA-HOY!]