Marge Joins a Book Club/Quotes


 * Barney, Homer, and Carl (singing): We will, we will, rock you!
 * Lenny (singing): Kickin' your can all over the place
 * Homer: Ooooh, I shouldn't have done all those body snots with Carl.
 * Marge: Sshhh, I'm trying to read! I joined a book club so I could expand my cultural awareness, Homer your should really try and do something educational like this instead of spending all night at Moe's drinkning.
 * Luann: So what do everyone think of the book?
 * Agnes: A triumph.
 * Marge: Mesmerizing.
 * Helen: Wonderful.
 * Marge: Great read.
 * Luann: Welll, um, I collect vines from all over the country. I head this Alabama vineyard is excellent.
 * Sign: Ten minutes later...
 * Agnes: Uh, oh, this bottle of wine's got a leak in it.
 * Edna: Don't panic, we'll just have to take turns cnugging it.
 * Sign: Twenty minutes later...
 * Agnes, Marge, Luann, and Helen (singing): Red, red, wine!
 * Edna (singing): Red, red wine make me feel so fine, Keep me rockin' all o' the time.
 * Sign: Several hours later
 * Homer: So how was your book thinkg, Marge?
 * Marge: I was very educational.