Orange Is the New Yellow/Quotes


 * Lenny: Quitting time!
 * Carl: Quitting time!
 * Homer: Thank God it's Friday.
 * Lenny: Thursday.
 * Homer: Same thing. See you Monday!


 * Homer: [on a phone call with Marge] Marge, baby, I'm out the door.
 * Marge: Are you sure? Because sometimes people say they're out the door when they really haven't left yet.
 * Homer: Those people are horrible, horrible liars. See you soon! [hangs up the phone]
 * Mr. Burns: Simpson! Not so fast. Hold up one end of this poster! [Homer and Smithers hold a "Safety first, last and always" poster] Now use it to conceal this. [they close a leak with the poster] Excellent. Now, let me just crank up the plumb bob to determine the vertical marvel, we'll have this poster level in under three hours!


 * Lisa: [dressed as a seahorse] Mom! Mom! My costume for the science play is all wrong!
 * Marge: You said you were a seahorse!
 * Lisa: A male seahorse, with a pouch!
 * Marge: Males have pouches?
 * Lisa: Male seahorses' nurturing is one of the wonders of the world. You said you read the script!
 * Marge: Bart gave me a synopsis, I... [realizes Bart made up the synopsis] Oh boy.


 * [Maggie spills her carrots and peas on Marge]
 * Bart: Mom, I'll clean that up for you.
 * Marge: Oh, thank God, some help.
 * Bart: Where's the mop?
 * Marge: In the mop closet.
 * Bart: Where's the bucket?
 * Marge: Under the mop! [Bart opens a closet] Other closet! [he opens the second closet and some things fall from it]
 * Bart: There's stuff in front of it. [Marge groans] Let me help! [grabs a box and two bottles fall from it and start crossing the floor] Ay caramba! Hey, there's wood underneath this linoleum.
 * Marge: Oh! Just go play outside.
 * Bart: Outside? Your loss.


 * Bart: Hey, Martin.
 * Martin: Bartholomew! This playground has safely stimulated my imagination.
 * Bart: What the hell are you talking about?
 * Martha Prince: Martin! [chuckles] Who's your new friend?
 * Martin: [whispering] Mother, don't blow this for me!
 * Martha Prince: Fine, I'll just go sit and talk to his mother. Where is she?
 * Bart: I'm here by myself. But I have a safety number! [calls a number on his phone]
 * Moe: Moe's Tavern. Homer ain't here, and for once, that's the truth. [Martha Prince calls the police]


 * Chief Wiggum: Simpson, are you here unsupervised?
 * Bart: Yeah, and so what?
 * Chief Wiggum: I'd lose the attitude, "Sylvester Alone"! [Lou chuckles] Finally, a laugh out of Lou! Son, kids aren't allowed on their own anymore, now who said you could come here?
 * Bart: My mom.
 * Chief Wiggum: Ugh. Always the mom.