New Girl in Town/Quotes


 * Edna Krabappel: Considering that she's both awkward and the new girl, it would be very easy to mock Janet.
 * Bart: Edna, it may be easy, but it's so much fun!
 * Edna: Which is why I'm going to offer a deal... Whichever boy takes Janet to the upcoming arbor day box social will receive some extra credit. An automatic "A" on your next assignment.
 * Bart: Whoa!


 * Nelson: Pump you brakes, Simpson. Because there's someone else who wants to ask this little lady out.
 * Janet Diddlehopper: Oh my!
 * Bart: Nelson?!?!
 * Nelson: Do you like motorcycles? 'Cause my mom's boyfriend has a Harley and leaves the keys on the dresser.
 * Janet Diddlehopper: Cool!


 * Marge: Why aren't you eating, honey?
 * Homer: Now, Marge, if the boy doesn't want to eat, you can't force him! Yoink!
 * Bart: I can't eat. I can't sleep. I need to win her over, but how?
 * Lisa: Do you really care about this girl, Bart?
 * Bart: No! I need to beat Nelson!
 * Lisa: Bart, I wouldn't do this. Sometimes when two alpha male's compete, they both lose their domain. Also, despite his rough exterior, Nelson has some hidden softness that some girls find very attractive. In fact, he once told me something that no one else knows about him!
 * Bart: Oh really?


 * Nelson: Why did you bring Mr. Frou Frou into this?
 * Bart: Just had to prove who the real alpha male is.
 * Nelson: I'll show you how to rewrite the laws of this ecosystem!
 * Janet Diddlehopper: Stop, you two! There's no need to resort to fighting!


 * Janet Diddlehopper: Guys, I've made my choice...
 * Bart: What?!?!
 * Nelson: That's impossible!
 * Martin Prince: Yes, chaps. It would appear that lady Janet has chosen her Prince! Martin Prince that is.
 * Bart: But... why?
 * Janet Diddlehopper: I love Intergalactic Spaceship Quest! Martin was the only boy who asked me what I like. All this time you two were only concerned avout beating each oter.