Bart & Lisa vs. The Red Menace/Quotes


 * Lisa: I hope Professor Frink has some good candy. Last year's cavity-free taffy was delicious!


 * Michigan J. Frog (singing): Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey--!
 * Bart: A singing frog...?!
 * Lisa: Meh. Seein it.


 * Professor Frink: Bart, I'm so glad you could join me. I've been trying to get your attention since you entered the lab. Thank goodness you stepped into a pubble of my shrinktastic serum!
 * Bart: Professor Frink? Where'd you come from?
 * Professor Frink: Oh what adventures I've had! Where yo start?
 * Bart: Tell you story walking! We need to save Lisa from that... hariry red monster!


 * Professor Frink:Great gla-hoyven! It worked!
 * Lisa: Where you are, Bart, I need your help!
 * Bart: We're here, Lisa!
 * Lisa: Oh good. Can you hand me the scissors over there? Poor Willie's hair has so many knots and tangles. I need yo gut them out.
 * Professor Frink: As I tried to tell you earlier, Groundskeeper Willie asked me to find a remedy for his male pattern balding. Unfortunately, he overdosed on my mighty sampson biblical-strength hair tonic. His hair grew so quickly that he went mad and tore my lab apart! I needed to keep him here for his own safety.


 * Bart: Th-th-that's all, folks!