Milhouse... The Girl?/Quotes


 * Groundskeeper Willie: A lad? Sellin' Li'l Chickadee cookies? Git off me land, ye biscuit-floggin' gender-bender!
 * Milhouse: Aaaahh!


 * Milhouse: My grandfather bakes the Li'l Chickadee cookies at his cracker factory! He gave me these lafterover boxes to sell!
 * Bart: Milhouse, boy don't sell girl cookies Just hink of what Nelson will do you if he finds out! Or Jimbo! Or me!


 * Bart: It's worse than I thought. This calls for srastic measures!
 * Milhouse: Huh?!


 * Milhouse: M-Mr Simpson, want you buy some Li'l Chickadee cookies?
 * Homer: Guuuh-huh-huhhhh....


 * Homer: Hahaha hahaha!
 * Milhouse: Thanks, Bart! I'll never do that again!
 * Bart: My work here is done!