Bart People/Quotes


 * Bart & Marge: Ahhh!
 * Homer: Eeek! Cat girl!
 * Lisa: No, guys it's me...
 * Homer: Lisa!
 * Lisa: I bought these masks. Here, Bart, I got you an Itchy. And candy for everyone!
 * Marge: You gave us quite a fright, Lisa.
 * Homer: Nonsense, Marge. I recognized our little girl immediately.


 * Janey: So Bart, what part should we being reading first? The fall of Abyssinia?
 * Bart: Nah. Saw the movie. Victor Mature, boy, what an actor! Read the comic, babe. Radioactive Man battles Suleiman. Time travel story. When Titan meets Turk.
 * Janey: We should work, Bart. This is important!
 * Bart: Great art by Morty Mann before they switched inkers on him.


 * Bart: So I told mom and dad that I ran away from the panther. But Lisa, that wasn't the truth.
 * Lisa: Why did you lie this time, Bart?
 * Bart: While you were away, I learned something about us, sis. We're different.
 * Lisa: Don't remind me. As much as I try to forget, I'll always be a Simpson.
 * Bart: No, Lisa, you don't understand. We can't study... not with other people... only with each other.
 * Lisa: But Bart, you don't study at all anyway!
 * Bart: No, but if I did, and if I had to study with someone other than you, I'd change, Lisa. I'd transform.
 * Lisa: What are you saying, Bart? You might actually learn something?


 * Edna: Lisa, Milhouse has told me you've canceled three study sessions in a row! You're in danger of flunking, young lady! A big fat f-eroonie! Is that what you want? You want to fail? Fail at life. Fail at love. Become one of the unwanted and--
 * Lisa: No, Mrs. Krabappel. I want to pass, it's just--
 * Edna: No justs, Lisa. Study tonight, or else!


 * Marge: I still say it's wrong. My special little guy caged up like an animal.
 * Lisa: But mom. There's no other way of looking at it. Bart is an animal.
 * Marge: All Bart does now is snarl, eat, and sleep. It's just not right.
 * Homer: Nonsense, Marge. That's all the young hellion did when he was human.
 * Lisa: Good-bye, Bart. I'll come tomorrow with more giblets.
 * Bart: Puurrr...