I'm Not in Springfield Anymore!/Quotes


 * Groundskeeper Willie: [To Ned Flanders] That's nae way to handle a hoe, ye panty-waisted munchkin wannabe!


 * Comic Book Guy: [wearing a cheap wizard costume] Does my appearance surprise you?
 * Bart: A fat guy wearing a dunce cap and a bath robe? Well, yeah, we're surprised.


 * Homer: Look--up in the sky--is it a bird? Is it a plane?
 * [A bird flies past.]
 * Marge: It's a bird.
 * Homer: D'oh!
 * Lisa: You really don't have a brain, do you?


 * Homer: What about me?
 * Frink: Alcohol kills brain cells, Homer. All you have to do is stop drinking.
 * Homer: Aww... the cure sounds worse than the ailment!