Susan (socialite)

Susan is a Springfield socialite.

Biography
Susan is a member of Springfield's cultural elite and frequents the local country club, along with her equally wealthy friends Gillian, Elizabeth, Evelyn, Roberta, Patricia, and. Susan has a sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling her the same honey. She met Marge after Evelyn invited her to Springfield Glen Country Club. She finds Marge's first impressions bad and say you only get to make one. When she play cards and Marge and Evelyn won, Roberta remarks that she and Susan could have stopped them if Susan had changed to a different suit. She answers "I thought that perhaps changing suits had gone out of fashion, eh Marge?". When Evelyn tells Marge that if all goes right at Saturday's ball, she would be willing to sponsor Marge for membership, Susan says to Marge "Where exactly will you be attaching them to that mangled Chanel suit?". When Marge should have been at the club and did not come she said "I hope she didn't take my attempt to destroy her too seriously.".

She attended an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting during Trappuccino with blond hair and a blue outfit.

Behind the Laughter
Her character was modeled on American poet and satirist.