The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly/Quotes


 * Marge: Oh, Bart. I don't care that this is just an act. You've finally become the boy every mother dreams of... a girl!


 * Jenny: Are you saying our entire relationship is based on lies?
 * Bart: Not our entire relationship, just the stuff I said.


 * [Lisa is in her room smiling and seeing smiles everywhere. Maggie holds a fan in front of her.]
 * Lisa: If you don't stop smiling, you're gonna get a kiss!
 * [Lisa gets close to the fan to kiss it, but it is disconnected by Marge.]


 * Milhouse: Why didn't you come and visit me Bart?
 * Bart: Yeah, I meant too. I was so very busy.
 * Milhouse: What could be important than your best friend?
 * [Jenny walks up and holds Bart's hand]
 * Jenny: Who's this Bart?
 * Milhouse: Oh, I see how it is.