Mr. Mailman

Mr. Mailman is a character in the The Year Santa Got Lost, played by Jimmy Stewart.

History
When the Simpson family was mad at Homer about buying the Personalized Talking Astrolabe he was watching The Year Santa Got Lost.

In the show Mr. Mailman told his toys a story about Santa that he reads from a book. He told them that Santa was in an awful pickle - beatniks had given drugs to the reindeer and they were "no darn good". So Santa placed a call to Secretary of Defense Melvin Laird.