Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles/Quotes


 * Lisa: NOOOO!! No, no, no, nooooo!!!
 * Bart: What happened? Did jazz die?
 * Lisa: Look at me!! [camera turns around and reveals her face with acne]
 * Marge: Acne!? But she's only 8!
 * Lisa: Somehow I'm becoming the Squeaky-Voiced Teen! [with a squeaky voice] Do you want fries with that? [back to her normal voice] What am I saying!?
 * Bart: I, too, was visited by the Ghost of Puberty Present. I've got a starter 'stache! Next, I'm a loser, then I'm a creep, then I'm a perv! I've got to buy a van.
 * Lisa: [cries] This isn't fair, I'm not ready for my awkward years. This is my happy childhood, for crying out loud!!


 * Lisa: [thinks] Oh, my God, I'm popular! Hope this doesn't go to my head. It went right to my head!! Aaaah!!


 * Milhouse: How many hospitals did you help build?
 * Carol Berrera: Negative three.


 * Homer: [talking up Buzz Milk] It's from cows that are smart enough not to get turned into hamburger.


 * Homer: It's not just soda Marge, they also make industrial foam!