The Riddle of The Mystery's Enigma/Quotes


 * Lisa: Mr. Brockman, there's been a murder! And by that I mean, the city is killing local business like this mystery bookstore and turning them into parking lots!
 * Kent Brockman: If you're just joining us, we're speaking with local busybody Lisa Simpson!
 * Lisa: Once this bookstore is closed, the only one left will be the one that selles rubber books as chew toys for dogs!
 * Sound: SQUEAK!
 * Kent Brockman: What do you say to tall of this, Mayor Quimby?
 * Joe Quimby: Well... er... ah... Kent, the city is desperate need of parking spaces!
 * Hans Moleman: Ironically, I can see a better parking spot from up here!
 * Mystery Man: Sorry, little girl, but the real mystery is how I stayed open his long.
 * Lisa: Comic Book Guy?
 * Mystery Man: Close. I'm his cousin, Mystery Man!
 * Lisa: Mr. Mayor, what if I prove mysteries are important? Then will you stop that parking lot?
 * Joe Quimby: Okay. But do it in the Springfield tradition. WIth three short stories!
 * Lisa: Very well! The first story I call...


 * Lisa: So you see, Mayor Quimby, a town without mysteries is.... What th--?!
 * Comic Book Guy: Yeah, the wrecking ball knocked down the store while you were telling your stories. Good commitment to them, though!
 * Lisa: What'll you do now?
 * Comic Book Guy: I still have the comic book store!
 * Lisa: Wait, are you comic book guy and mystery man?
 * Comic Book Guy:That's the mystery... man!
 * Lisa: I guess there's nothing left to but wait for dad to pick me up. Wait, is that him?
 * Homer: Lisa! Call your mother tell her it happened again!