Happy Just the Way We Are

"Happy Just the Way We Are" is a song sung by the Simpson family, Shary Bobbins and Ned Flanders.

Episode version

 * Homer:
 * Around the house,
 * I never lift a finger.
 * As a husband and father,
 * I'm subpar.
 * I'd rather drink a beer
 * Than win Father of the Year.
 * I'm happy with things the way they are.


 * Lisa:
 * I'm getting used to never getting noticed.


 * Bart:
 * I'm stuck here till I can steal a car.


 * Marge:
 * The house is still a mess
 * And I'm going bald from stress.


 * Marge, Bart and Lisa:
 * But we're happy just the way we are.


 * Flanders:
 * They're not perfect,
 * But the Lord says, "Love thy neighbor."


 * Homer:
 * Shut up, Flanders!


 * Flanders:
 * Okely-dokely-doo.


 * Shary Bobbins:
 * Don't think it's sour grapes,
 * But you're all a bunch of apes,
 * And so I must be leaving you!

Album version

 * Marge:
 * Shary, you did the best you could, but you can't change this family and neither can I. From now on, I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the ride.


 * Shary Bobbins:
 * But haven't I taught you people anything?


 * Homer:
 * No.


 * Lisa
 * No.


 * Bart:
 * No.


 * Marge:
 * No.


 * Maggie:
 * [suck suck suck]


 * Shary Bobbins:
 * So you like it this way?


 * Homer:
 * Indubitably.


 * Around the house,
 * I never lift a finger.
 * As a husband and father,
 * I'm subpar.
 * I'd rather drink a beer
 * Than win Father of the Year.
 * I'm happy with things the way they are.


 * Lisa:
 * I'm getting used to never getting noticed.


 * Bart:
 * I'm stuck here till I can steal a car.


 * Marge:
 * The house is still a mess
 * And I'm going bald from stress.


 * Marge, Bart and Lisa:
 * But we're happy just the way we are.


 * Flanders:
 * They're not perfect,
 * But the Lord says, "Love thy neighbor."


 * Homer:
 * Shut up, Flanders!


 * Flanders:
 * Okely-dokely-doo.


 * Shary Bobbins:
 * Don't think it's sour grapes,
 * But you're all a bunch of apes,
 * And so I must be leaving you!


 * Bart and Lisa:
 * Goodbye, Shary Bobbins.


 * Marge:
 * Thanks for everything.


 * Barney Gumble:
 * So long, Superman.


 * Lisa:
 * (to Homer) Do you think we'll ever see her again?


 * Homer:
 * I'm sure we will, honey.


 * (Contrary to his statement, she gets killed by a plane.)


 * I'm sure we will.

Behind the Laughter
It is a parody of the song "" from the movie . It is the eighth track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.