Bart Simpson: Assistant Manager/Quotes


 * Bart: hoa! Wrestle Madness X-Something! Homer, buhy me a ticket a-s-a-p!
 * Homer: Seventy-five bucks? No w-a-y!
 * Bart: But it's Hagen the Horrible! Seeing him is my life's dream!
 * Lisa: Whay to dream big.
 * Homer: If you wanna spend seventy-five bucks for nosebleed seats, go get a job, and pay for them yourself.
 * Marge: Bart get a job? Hee-hee!
 * Bart: What's so funny?
 * Lisa: Even if could find one, you're not enough to work, legally.


 * Apu: You are lucky I had that outfit in your size. it was for my cousin "Shorty," but he got held up by immigation.
 * Bart: Um... they'er kind of a snug fit.
 * Apu: That is true. Polyester is a wonder fabric, but not very giving.


 * Apu: Your first mangerial task is to restock the hair spray. It goes right here next to the insecticides.
 * Bart: Aren't you afraid people will get mixed up and grav the wong can?
 * Apu: Not to worry. Both have the exact same ingredients.


 * Apu: Your next task is freezer inventory. You need to count all the milk, sodas, and ice cream.
 * Bart: Sounds easy enough.
 * Apu: And you need to rotate and restock the bottles. You will not be in the freezer for more than an hour.
 * Bart: An hour?! I'll freeze to death in there!
 * Apu: Do not worry. We have this old coat to wear when we work in the freezer.
 * Bart: Well, okay... Are you sure this will keep me warm enough?
 * Apu: That coat belonged to the old hobo who lived out back by the dumpster. It kept him warm for years before he died in it.


 * Apu: Bart Simpson, you can use mummy dogs to bribe bullies, but you cannot give away half the store to some b-list celebrity!
 * Bart: But...
 * Apu: You are fired!
 * Bart: [GULP!]