Faith Off/Quotes


 * [Bart sings on the stage.]

Satan, eat my shorts!
 * I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
 * What thou shalt not, Ishalt did.
 * Neighbors cat I tried to neuter,
 * Took a whiz on the school's computer.

He took a whiz, oh yes he did. But now I changed, you can't deny.
 * Come on up and testify.

Testify, testify, come on up and testify! My hip's misbehavin'.
 * [Bart kicks his cane away.]

Testify! Got a nicotine cravin'.
 * [Bart slaps the cigarette out of her mouth.]

Testify! There's a cramp in my glavin'.
 * [Bart kicks Frink in the back side.]

Testify! Testify! Testify! My glasses make me look like a geek!
 * [Bart tosses Milhouse's glasses away.]

Now you'll get the girls you seek! We'll see you at make out creek! Bart's the boy of the hour.
 * He's got the power.
 * So raise your voice and don't be shy,
 * Tes-ti. . . Tes-ti. ..

Tes-ti-fy! Testify, testify, come on up and testify!