To Kill a Mocking Bart/Quotes


 * Lisa: Uh... dad? There's a laywer and a mob boss to see you!
 * Judge Snyder: Hello, Simpsons family!
 * Fat Tony: What a delightful home. It reminds me of my younger years in the witness protection program!
 * Judge Snyder: You see, Mr. Simpson, when you took over Gil's law practice, you also took over his responsibilites as a court-appointed attorney.


 * Lisa: Wow, dad, I'm impressed! You're winning all your cases! But it would be nice if a few of your clinets really were not guilty!
 * Homer: Can't debate ethics of legal system eating! [MUNCH!] [CRUNCH!]


 * Jack Crowley: Thanks for defending me, Homer. You know a lot of guys would just turn their backs on a con like me!
 * Homer: What did you do?
 * Jack Crowley: Stabbed a guy when he turned back on me.
 * Homer: Your honor, I'd like to request a recess!
 * Judge Snyder: YFor how long?
 * Homer: I'd say six months. And can the court supply me with some animators from the Roger Meyers studio?
 * Judge Snyder: I don't see why not. Granted!
 * Blue-Haired Lawyer: Oh, for crying out loud!


 * Blue-Haired Lawyer: Not so fast, Simpson! You've got one more client on your roster today.
 * Homer: Fine. Bring it on! Like the Icing said to the cinnamon bun, "i'm on a roll!" What is it this time? Jaywalking? Counterfeiting?
 * Blue-Haired Lawyer: Arson!
 * Homer: Bart!
 * Bart: I didn't do it!


 * Homer: Your honor, my daughter Lisa would like to take over for me if that's okay with Bluey!
 * Blue-Haired Lawyer: You want an eight-year-old girl to try the case? Suuuure that's fine with me.
 * Lisa: I call Edna Krabappel to the stand! Now, Mrs. Krabappel, may I remind you you're still under oath!
 * Edna: Yes.
 * Lisa: Then please tell the court.. did you quit smoking?
 * Edna: Yes. I don't see what that has to do with anything.
 * Judge Snyder: Just answer the question...
 * Edna: [SIGH!] No I didn't!
 * Seymour Skinner: Ha! I win! She bet me she could give up smoking longe than I could go without kowtowing to mother!
 * Agnes: Quiet, Seymour!
 * Seymour Skinner: Yes, mother.