Kamp Krustier/Quotes


 * Homer: You don't name a company Microsoft if you're getting some.


 * Lisa: They made us watch The Parent Trap every night! Who has twins and doesn't tell them the other exists?
 * Child Therapist: That's just Disney magic. [Lisa shudders]


 * Marge: It's been six weeks since we've seen our kids.
 * Homer: I wonder if Bart has a moustache.


 * Marge: You know what children who go thorugh a traumatic experience get?
 * Bart, Lisa and Homer: Ice-cream!
 * Marge: Counseling!
 * Homer: [Disappointed] D'Oh!


 * Homer: I can't sleep, I can't snuggle... it's time to do the unthinkable.
 * Marge: Where are you going?
 * Homer: I'm going to work early. [Marge gasps]


 * Homer: There are so many parking spots when you come in early.
 * [At the cafeteria]
 * Homer: There are so many donuts when you come early.
 * [serves himself coffee]
 * Homer: Hot coffee? Is there such a thing?


 * Security Guard: Can you keep a secret?
 * Bart: I can, but Lisa can't.
 * Lisa: I told you that in confidence!


 * Marge: Look at all those stars. Did you ever wonder how many worlds are out there?
 * Homer: Pizza. Want pizza. And you.
 * Marge: That's the man I love.