Jaws Wired Shut/Quotes


 * [When the donkey gets tired.]

Ahh, looks like I needs some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass.


 * [At the demolition derby.]

Catch ya later, radiator! Oh my God. I hit someone... then I taunted him. I've never felt so alive!


 * [From the set of Afternoon Yak.]

Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw? Well, he would eat all the time. We'd be making love and he'd have a mouthful of Hershey's Miniatures. [hamefully] Krackle was my favorite.

Three wars back, we called sauerkraut "Liberty Cabbage". And we called Liberty Cabbage "Super Slaw". And back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish Lunchbox". 'Course nobody knew that but me... anyway, "long story short" is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.

A formal! The one place you can wear a tiara and not look crazy.

[to Homer] I am not making you another sparerib smoothie! Most people with their jaws wired shut lose weight!


 * [At the Gay Pride Parade Homer notices the men on the "Fab Abs" float.]

Oh, look at those abs! Everyone here has a six-pack and I'm the only one with a keg.