Homer Drops the Ball!/Quotes


 * Homer: See you later, Marge. I'm going to Moe's to watch the Miss Duff Bikini finals on TV!
 * Marge: I don't think so, Homer. You promised to spend time with Bart today.
 * Homer: D'oh!


 * Marge: Oh my stars! Bart! My poor baby! Who would do this to you?
 * Bart: I'll give you a hint. He's a two-hundred and eighty pund, bald weasel!
 * Marge: Hmph! Then I'm putting a certain weasel on the endangered species list!


 * Lisa: What's wrong with all of you?
 * Sherri/Terri, Martin, and Richard: Aw!
 * Lisa: And Ms. Krabappel! You've allowed kids from other classes, and kids from other schools in here! This is a mockery of education! Aren't you ashamed? What are youg going to do?
 * Edna: Detention for Lisa Simpson!!!
 * Lisa: But--
 * Edna: Now, let's see that ball!


 * Milhouse: I can't beleive he made a deal with Otto for private limo service.
 * Lisa: Believe it. Bart's so selfish that he's leaving the rest of his schoolmates stranded.
 * Milhouse: No. I can't belive he wouldn't take me. Were business partners! He must have forgot.
 * Lisa: Poor clueless yet loyal Milhouse.
 * Milhouse: Don't you have a detention?


 * Homer: I'll make you a deal. The next tiem your mother wants me to spend time with you, tell her you've got other plans.
 * Bart: Done and done!