Making Faces/Transcript

Transcript

 * Bart: Watch this ugly face.(Bart makes an ugly face.)
 * Lisa: That's nothing.Check this out (Lisa makes an ugly face.)
 * Maggie:(removes her pacifier and speaks, sort of.)
 * Maggie: Hah hee heh. Heh hee how.(Maggie makes her own ugly face.)
 * Bart: That's nothing, man. Check this...
 * Marge: (she steps in.)Are you kids making ugly faces?
 * Bart: Maybe.
 * Marge: Well, you know. If you keep making those faces, you'll freeze that way. You'll be stuck with a horrible face forever.(she leaves.)
 * Lisa: Do you think Mom was telling the truth?
 * Bart: Mom wouldn't lie.(The kids consider this for a few seconds.)
 * All All right!
 * Bart: Watch this scary face.(he makes a scary face.
 * Lisa: Oh yeah? That's not scary.(she makes a scary face.)
 * Bart: Oh yeah? That's not scary.(he makes another scary face.)
 * Lisa: Oh yeah? That's not...(The door creaks open.  It's Marge, with a very scary angry face.)
 * Both: Waaauugh! Scary!!
 * Lisa: I call this face, ``The Howler Monkey''.(she does a pretty good semblance.)
 * Bart: I call this face, ``Dad''.(he does a very good job.)
 * Marge: (Marge bursts in.)All right. I told you, if you kept making those horrible faces, they'd freeze that way.  And now they have.
 * Lisa: They have!?
 * Bart: Our faces are frozen?
 * Marge: Yes, they are. Go look in the mirror and see for yourselves.
 * [The kids rush out into the hallway, where there is a tiny table over which is mounted a large oval mirror. Lisa leads the way, followed by Bart,then Maggie.  Lisa trips and falls flat on her face.  Bart does the same,landing on Lisa.  Maggie trips and lands on her two elder siblings.The kids get up and look into the mirror.  Their reflections are perfectly normal.Waaauuuugh!  We're doomed!]