Bad Hair Day!/Quotes


 * Marge: Not even a rainy day can ruin a "girls day out!"
 * Lisa: I'm really looking forward to going to the salon for a makeover. I need a new look!
 * Marge: I've got some bad news. Your father spent this month's budget at Apu's "mystery meat clearance sale"... so we can't afford to go to an actual salon.


 * Marge: Remember how I told you that Patty and Selma were studying gun repair at home? Well, they're also enrolled in "Dr. Nick's Internet Beauty Academy."
 * Selma: Hello Ladies! We're ready for Lisa's makeover! The hot rollersa re already warmning.
 * Lisa: Oh, no.


 * Lisa: I'm nervous, mom.
 * Marge: Let's just wait and see, honey.
 * Patty: Ta-dah!
 * Marge: Wow!
 * Lisa: What? How does it look?


 * Selma: Georgeous!
 * Patty: Dr. Nick's Internet Beauty Academy taught us that a little gel can make anything work.


 * Marge: Careful, Lisa. We don't want to ruin your nw 'do.
 * Lisa: Too late!
 * Marge: Run for the car!
 * Lisa: Oh, no! I'm all wet!
 * Marge: Use Maggie's extra blanky to dry off.
 * Sound: Rub! Rub!
 * Lisa: How does it look?
 * Marge: It's back to normal!
 * Lisa: Wait, Maggie! That blanket is covered with hair dye!
 * Marge: Wow! I think Maggie is ready for this look!
 * Lisa: Well, to each her own!