Lisa's Rejected Catchphrases

Lisa's Rejected Catchphrases is a list of rejected catchphrases from Lisa in The Lisa Book.

List

 * 1) Eat my carob and wheatgrass shortbread snacksters (rather than my shorts)!
 * 2) X-tra credit... to the x-treme!
 * Oh, that's so Lisa! (Note: bribe popular kids to say this one.)
 * Hey, you got agar in my peanut butter!
 * 1) Don't have a cow, man, try a delicious and cruelty-free tofu burger instead!
 * 2) Sit on it, potsie! (Note: taken)
 * 3) It's not just good, it's HALL PASS good!
 * 4) You ARE the weakest link (but I'm available for tutoring on a sliding pay scale)!
 * 5) I've got sax appeal!
 * 6) I'll do your homework if you'll be my friend!
 * 7) It's nonviolent conflict meditatin' time!
 * 8) No tuna for ME, thanks!
 * 9) Whay, that's Jazztastic!
 * 10) He's not MY dad!
 * 11) I'm KOO-KOO for renewable energy resources!
 * 12) Well, shut my mouth and call me a suffragette!
 * 13) You can always bet on the Teacher's pet! (Note: saying this on the playground carried the risk of an atomic wedgie.)
 * 14) I'm smarter than the average "straight A" student!
 * 15) Heavens to Trigonometry!
 * 16) Sufferin' Lab Animals!
 * 17) What's up, Jack?
 * Up, Up, and Read Poetry!