All You Need Is Couch/Quotes


 * Bart: Hey, man, do you still pay cash for news tips?
 * Kent Brockman: ...a man spending his entire vacation on the couch? Now, that's a story! Homer's nap, day five. Having established that Homer Simpsons is indeed sleeping and not dead as it first appeared, we find ourselves asking, "why?" what makes a man choose to sleep for an enitre week?
 * Marge: He's never done this before. He won't even watch TV, and this is bikini week on the Home Shopping Network!
 * Kent Brockman: ...and here we see people gathered, seeking the knowledge they believe Homer will attain on his slumber journey!
 * Moe: Yeah, well. He better hurry up with the entertainment, 'cause I gotta get back to my bar them beers ain't gonna water themselves!
 * Kent Brockman: Wait? He's waking up! What he has learned on his sleep odyssey? What words of wisdom will he give us? Homer, tell us the words that will resound throughout the ages!
 * Sign: In the year 2099.
 * Sign: "All you need is couch!"