Sassy Madison Train Tag

"Sassy Madison Train Tag" is a song sung by Sassy Madison, the Simpsons family (including the Grandpa) and Selma Bouvier. The song appeared during the final credits.

Lyrics

 * Sassy Madison:
 * Marge was feeling lonely and bored
 * Every night she was ignored


 * Homer:
 * But when Marge went boo-hoo
 * I was building a choo-choo


 * Homer/Marge:
 * And love conquered all
 * With a train from the mall


 * Sassy Madison:
 * So that very same night
 * Ben went back on the site
 * And he lined up a date
 * With SelmaóBó88
 * She said that she's smokin'


 * Selma Bouvier:
 * And I wasn't jokin'


 * Marge:
 * Find love on the net


 * Homer:
 * You deserve what you get


 * Bart/Lisa:
 * Three awesome kids and a life of regret


 * Abraham Simpson:
 * And now it's time for Grampa's song!
 * Down by the old
 * Not the new, but the old...
 * Mill stream
 * Not the river, but the stream.
 * Where I first...
 * Not the second or the...