Any Minute Now

"Any Minute Now" sung mainly by Shady and the Vamp.

Lyrics

 * The Vamp:
 * I haven't seen Shady in weeks.


 * Any minute now,
 * He'll scamper through that doggie door.


 * Shady:
 * Any minute now,
 * I'll be the dog she's lookin' for.


 * Barney, Moe Dog, Lenny, and Carl:
 * Any minute now,
 * You'll be stuck with her brood.


 * Patty and Selma:
 * Any minute now,
 * This pooch will know she's screwed.


 * The Vamp:
 * My hearts tells me to trust him.


 * Patty and Selma:
 * But your head knows he's a hound.


 * Shady:
 * I want to do the right thing.


 * Moe:
 * Come on! With all this high class tail around?


 * [Hooker Dog smokes a cigarette, coughs badly]


 * Fleas:
 * Any minute now,
 * Our girl will make a brand new start.


 * Patty and Selma:
 * Yes!


 * The Vamp:
 * Any minute now,
 * I won't care that broke my heart.


 * Shady and the Vamp:
 * Any minute now.

Behind the Laughter
"Any Minute Now" used to have a rap in the middle of it. It was removed as most of the writers didn't believe it lived up to the quality of the rest of the song. Al Jean believes that "Any Minute Now" would have been cut if they had a screening with the writers.