The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley)

"The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley)" is a song from the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons. It is the seventeenth track on the album and consists of the songs "No Regards" and "You're Checkin' In" from the episode "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson".

No Regards

 * Lisa:
 * Kickin' It: A Musical Journey Through the Betty Ford Center.


 * Marge:
 * You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.


 * Judge:
 * How do you find the defendant?


 * Jury Member #1:
 * He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent...


 * Jury Member #2:
 * Freaked-out behavior both chronic and recent...


 * Jury Chorus:
 * Drinking and driving, narcotics possession...


 * Jury Foreman:
 * And that's just page one of this ten-page confession.


 * Judge:
 * I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,
 * But this is L.A. and you're rich and famous.

You're Checkin' In

 * Mr. Cleary:
 * I'm checkin' in.


 * Staff/Patients:
 * He's checkin' in.


 * Mr. Cleary:
 * I'm checkin' in.


 * Staff/Patients:
 * Checkin', checkin' in.


 * Mr. Cleary:
 * No more pills or alcohol,
 * No more pot or demerol,
 * No more stinkin' fun at all.
 * I'm checkin' in.


 * Staff/Patients:
 * He's checkin' in.
 * He's checkin' in.


 * Doctor:
 * No more lookin' pale and thin,
 * No more bugs beneath your skin.


 * Mr. Cleary:
 * Hey, that's just my aspirin!


 * All:
 * Chuck it out!
 * You're checkin' in!


 * Bart:
 * When I grow up, I wanna be in the Betty Ford Center.


 * Marge:
 * Better start saving now, it's very expensive.


 * Lisa:
 * Shh! They're strapping down Liza Minnelli.

Behind the Laughter
The song was orchestrated by Dell Hake.