The Once and Future Bartman Part Two: Bartman & The Outsider/Quotes


 * Bartman: Lisa, you're the mayor. Why do you keep Ralph as police chief?
 * Lisa: He may not be too bright, but he isn't corrupt. That puts him well ahead of all the other applicants.


 * Lisa: Where is everyone? I got the word out to all twelve of my Instasnap followers!
 * Terri: I'm here because Sherri told me!
 * Sherri: And Terri told me!
 * Terri: That gives me an idea! What if we started our own social networking site?
 * Sherri: One that links you to your own digital twin?


 * Bartman: You're not getting away from me again, Numero Uno! You ready for this Ralph? Ralph? Where are you? How did you manage to get lost already?
 * Ralph: Gradually, then suddenly.
 * Bartman: Ralph! What happened?
 * Ralph: My feet and my brain had a fight about how to climb. Save me, Barkman!
 * Bartman: I can finally catch Numero Uno but I can't leave Ralph! Urgh. Why do I feel like this has happened before?


 * Bartman: I know you're here to steal the first Krusty kids meal toy, Bob! Or should I say "Numero Uno?"
 * Sideshow Bob: Me? A petty theif? A preposterous accusation! I'm here to sabotage Krusty's new "Dairy-Licious, Milkshake-Type Beverage." Now with extra lactose.
 * Houseboy: Extreme lactose intolerance is a real thing! I have a pamphlet if you want to read it.


 * Wendell: Nice work, Milhouse. Your anti-gluten rant was hilarious! Here's your bonus for being extra-pathetic tonight.
 * Milhouse: [SIGH] That's why I write it into my contract.