The Kid Is All Right/Quotes


 * Lisa: I just can't believe someone like you would be a Republican. I mean, isn't your last name Gutiérrez?
 * Isabel Gutierrez: Just what exactly are you saying?
 * Lisa: I'm just saying that people of your heritage which could be any one of many haritages, I'm not pigeonholing... Is it a catholic thing?
 * Isabel: I'm a non-observant Jew from Argentina.
 * Bart: Ay, caramba!
 * Isabel: Do you even know what that means?
 * Bart: Uh, there's a caramba in my eye?
 * Isabel: It's the Spanish version of "Hot damn!"
 * Bart: Ay, caramba!


 * Isabel: Get a guess, Lisa, I'm a Republican.
 * Lisa: A Lincoln Republican?
 * Isabel: Not really.
 * Lisa: A Reagan Republican?
 * Isabel: Keep going....
 * Lisa: First President Bush?
 * Isabel: Gettin' there....
 * Lisa: Oh, dear God.


 * Marge: Lisa, your food is getting cold.
 * Lisa: It's raw veggie. They're supposed to be cold.
 * Marge: Well, someone love you put melted butter on them! Thank you, Mr. Bergstrom. I tell Lisa you're dropped by.


 * Marge: Hmm? Lisa, is everything okay?
 * Lisa: Yes. Why?
 * Marge: Because you're doing your homework and you don't look happy.
 * Lisa: My new best friend isn't what I thought. She's a Republican!


 * Lisa: Just can't resist those words: "sign up sheet". Look like I'll be running against Isabel. And.... Ralph?
 * Ralph: [to Lisa] Just call me Ralph Nader. I don't know why.


 * Mr. Burns: I'd like a word with you, young lady.
 * Isabel: How did you get in there?
 * Mr. Burns: Slid in through the grates.


 * Marge: Have a great day, kids. And, Bart, I'll pick you up after school to take you to karate lessons.
 * Bart: Mom, after six weeks, I figured out that Sensei Weinstein is really my psychiatrist.
 * Marge: Either way, for 45 minutes, you're not my problem, sweetie.


 *  Mr. Burns: No one says I can't buy a second grade election. Why, I had enough money to fix People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive."  [He shows off his sexy cover on his People Magazine]'' Most of the money went to convincing them that I was alive.