They Saved Lisa's Brain/Quotes

Let's make litter out of these literati! That's too clever, you're one of THEM!

You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here. Light is not your friend.

[dressed as Copernicus] Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round. Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus! Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.

We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."


 * [At the gross-out contest.]

This is so embarrassing! Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today? You. Well, no one's forcing you to stay. Fine, then I'm leaving. You're not going anywhere.

All right judges. Who is our winner? [stands up holding paper] The winner is me for being seen with you freaks. Judges can't win the contests! Boo! You brought us of our dignity! [throws an urinal cake] Well you-- [the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it] Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. [throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits Kirk knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges] [in the audience] People stop stop! We're not animals!
 * [Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot.]

[covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding] Take that!
 * [Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face.]