Bedroom Battle/Quotes


 * Bart: I want to hear Jerry Rude and the Bathroom Bunch!
 * Lisa: Bart, if you would just give public radio a change, you'd find lots of stuff to appreciate.
 * Bart: Yeah, like the off switch on the radio...
 * Marge: Let's listen to good oil' non-offensive Bill and Marty on KBBL.


 * Lisa: It doesn't matter who shouted first!
 * Bart: Of course it does! Shouting first is one of the foundations of modern American society!


 * Nelson: There's only one way to settle a fight between siblings. But my cousin's dueling pistols are in a police evidence locker downtown... so I guess you'll just have to slug each other.
 * Lisa: Good! If I can't talk some sense into Bart, I'll beat it into him!
 * Bart: Oh yeah? I'll make sure this time you do shout first!


 * Lisa: Give it up, Bart! I don't want them getting confused about who the real winner is.
 * Bart: They won't I'll let 'em know It's me before you can get a word in edgewise!


 * Ned: See, Bart and Lisa? You could have had a tea party in your very own Noah's Ark bedroom if ou had just worked together.
 * Lisa: If you let us leave, I promise we'll never argue again!
 * Bart: I agree with Lisa. Hey, whaddya know? We're getting along better already!