¡Bart Speaks Spanish!/Quotes


 * Dr. Hibbert: Bart, can you understand what I'm saying?
 * Bart: ¿Que dice, el doctor gordo?
 * Homer: Dr. Hibbert, why is Bart babbling gibberish?
 * Dr. Hibbert: This chart will explain how Bart's piñata accident has affected the language center in his brain. Ah hee hee hee. Piñata sticks have been known to travel at supersonic speeds when wielded by candy-craving birthday party particpants. The impact of the stick shoved Bart's language center back into his brain's "Spanish" center, making him instantly fluent in "Español.
 * Smithersbury: Master Monty, why not simply let your father buy you some close friends as usual?
 * Mr. Burns: Nonsense! On the plan B!


 * Marge: Cést le pancake?
 * Bart: ¿Que?
 * Marge: Sorry, Bart. My only other language is High School French.


 * Homer: Do you understand strangle-o?!
 * Bart: [ACK] ¡Auxilio!


 * Seymour Skinner: Simpson, you monolingual Spanish condition is very disruptive. I'm transferring you to east Springfield Elementary! They have many Spanish speakers. I've sent for their bus.
 * Bart: ¡No es bueno!


 * Bumblebee Man: ¿Que paso? ¡No es bueno!
 * Bart: Qal qah hawq qoghij.
 * Comic Book Guy: Due to his spectacular head injury, young Bart is now speaking pure Klingon!