Lisa's College Financing/Quotes


 * Lisa: Dad, do you have a sound financial plan so that I'll be able to attend Harvard?
 * Homer: Of course, I do, dear. Apu, my little girl wants to tgo to Harvard what do you think about that?
 * Apu: I think you will want our Ivy League Special two "super-lucky-sevens" and one "scratch for cash!"
 * Homer: What are you doing, Lisa?
 * Lisa: I've opened an online stock trading account to finance my college education. I just made $400 on my first trade!
 * Homer: You mean computers areen't just for playing blook-soaked video games? Yo u can use them to make money too?
 * Lisa: Yep!
 * Sign: Two weeks later...
 * Marge: Lisa, shouldn't you be asleep?
 * Lisa: Sleep? While I'm losing my shirt on the Tokyo Commodities Exchange? Sleep is for suckers and school-girls!
 * Marge: But you are a school girl! And ever since you got involved in the stock market your grades have been slipping this has got to stop!
 * Sound: Yoink!
 * Lisa: Ahhhh! But what about Harvard? i'll have to go to Community College.
 * Homer: Two lotto-mania tickets, Apu.
 * Lisa: Better make it three, dad!
 * Apu: Theree?! Somebody wants to go to law school!