The 12 Days of Xmas

"The 12 Days of Xmas" is a song.

Lyrics

 * On the 1st day of Xmas this cool guy gave me some bongos with a Goatee.
 * On the 2nd day of Xmas this cool guy gave me two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.
 * On the 3rd day of Xmas this cool guy gave me three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.
 * On the 4th day of Xmas this cool guy gave me four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.
 * On the 5th day of Xmas this cool guy gave me five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.
 * On the 6th day of Xmas this cool guy gave me six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.
 * On the 7th day of Xmas this cool guy gave me seven bootleg T-shirts, six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.
 * On the 8th day of Xmas this cool guy gave me eight jumbo squishees, seven bootleg T-shirts, six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.
 * On the 9th day of Xmas this cool guy gave me nine toads a-leaping, eight jumbo squishees, seven bootleg T-shirts, six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.
 * On the 10th day of Xmas this cool guy gave me ten cobras spitting, nine toads a-leaping, eight jumbo squishees, seven bootleg T-shirts, six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.
 * On the 11th day of Xmas this cool guy gave me eleven zombies lurching, ten cobras spitting, nine toads a-leaping, eight jumbo squishees, seven bootleg T-shirts, six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.
 * On the 12th day of Xmas this cool guy gave me twelve million dollars, eleven zombies lurching, ten cobras spitting, nine toads a-leaping, eight jumbo squishees, seven bootleg T-shirts, six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.

Behind the Laughter
It is a parody of the "".