Pas de Dude

"Pas de Dude" is a song sung by Kirk Van Houten and Homer Simpson.

Lyrics

 * Kirk:
 * How can a wife understand,
 * What it feels like to finally meet a man,
 * The strongest bond a dude could ever know.
 * A guy to catch a game with,
 * A pal you don't feel lame with,
 * Life began the day I found my bro.


 * Homer:
 * I'm just a normal boozer,
 * Stuck with this lame loser,
 * A dweeb that somehow thinks that I'm his bro.
 * His eyes are small and beady,
 * Staring oh so needy,
 * How I despise him he will never know.


 * Kirk:
 * So much cool stuff we can do as a pair.


 * Homer:
 * Everything about him is annoying.


 * Kirk:
 * Dress as minstrels at the renaissance fair.


 * Homer:
 * He smells like fish oil pills.


 * Kirk:
 * Foosball Fridays in my mancave.


 * Homer:
 * That waitress was not into you.


 * Kirk:
 * Designing the world's best  fanpage!


 * Homer:
 * He wants us to co-host an Oscar party, what the hell?
 * I hate everything about him,
 * This clingy, fat-nosed jerk.
 * I'm glad he can't,


 * Kirk:
 * Wish he could,


 * Both:
 * Hear me sing.


 * Homer:
 * About this sweaty,


 * Kirk:
 * Awesome,


 * Homer:
 * Fish oil,


 * Kirk:
 * Awesome,


 * Homer:
 * I was only pretending to like that stupid dork named-
 * Oh, hi Kirk.