Homer the Vigilante/Quotes

I don't think the guns are a good idea. Marge! We're responsible adults and— [*bang] Whoops. And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way—* Sorry. Uh-oh. Me again. Sorry.

Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony! [everyone cheers]


 * [Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money.]

Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone? [pause] Sears. GET HIM! [they proceed in chasing the student]

[at the bottom of a big hole] NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!

Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%. Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that.