There Will Be Buds/Quotes


 * Homer: Kirk is like a sports genius who everyone hates.
 * Marge: Worse than Jim Harbaugh?


 * Narrator: Well, it's the first Saturday in September, and that means one thing in Springfield. It's that time again! Opening day of peewee football! And everybody's headed down to Child Soldier Field to catch all the action! It all comes down to this, the first game of the year, perfect season on the line, and drunks are being rolled off the field. Ladies and gentlemen, your Springfield Neutrinos!


 * Lenny: They over-fogged the run-in!
 * Carl: They put those kids in danger just to psych up the crowd! [yelling] Yeah, are you psyched up now? Huh? Are you?!


 * Marge: Concussions!! [knocks Homer's soda into his hot dogs]
 * Homer: Concessions!!