Bake Love, Not War/Quotes


 * Homer: Ooooohhh! Fresh baked muffins hot from the oven. :Bart: Emphasis on hot, Homer. I'd use oven mitts if I were you.
 * Homer: Well, you're not.... meeeeeeee!


 * Homer: [MMMPH] Hurts so bad!
 * Marge: It's a good thing I hid the rest of the pies, cookies, andr brownies in a place you'd never look.
 * Homer: [SCRFFFMMM] Tastes so good!
 * Marge: Your work-bench.


 * Marge: I'm so proud of you, homer. All these baked goods and you haven't snateched even a fingerful of icing.
 * Homer: And that's not all, Marge.
 * Marge: Oh no, I know that tone. What have you done, Homer?
 * Homer: Just a little someting to make your goodies even more special.
 * Marge: No!


 * Sideshow Mel: These goods were all from the table of Marge Simpson!
 * Marge: Um... uh... there's a very good explanation for all of this.
 * Homer: Yeah! You guys are a bunch of ungrateful slobs!


 * Gary Chalmers: It is the opinion of this board of inquiry that you pose a threat to the health, well-being, digestion, and chairtable spirit of Springfield. Marge Simpson, you are hereby banned from all community events involving food of any kind. Hang up your chafing dishes. You're out of the comfort food business.
 * Homer: So, how'd it go?
 * Marge: I'm blacklsited from ever baking for a good cause in this town.
 * Homer: Blacklisted is a bad thing, right?