Body Double/Quotes


 * Lisa: I hope the audio tour doesn't skip over too much! Anything less than four thousand rocks would be unacceptable!
 * Bart: Ugh. There better be a fast-forward option.
 * Homer: Bart! You'll listen to the tour at the normal speed, and you'll like it.


 * Lisa: But this is the last museum in town we can visit after Bart unwrapped that mummy at the Natural History Museum
 * Bart: So worth it! I came in third in that costume contest!


 * Lisa: Dad! This is Lisa! Can you hear me?
 * Homer: Lisa?! Oh no! I'm trapped inside her body ! And I hate wearing dresses!
 * Lisa: You're not trapped inside a body! You're just tapped inside a museum!
 * Homer: Aaah! That's even worse!


 * Homer: Homer, Lisa! Thank goodness! We were looking for you!
 * Lisa: Oh... uh... we were just looking for you, too, and we were so excited to see you that we slipped and fell right, dad?
 * Homer: Oh, right. Heh, heh! We were just looking for you! Not for some vending machine that lured us into a giant human body!


 * Homer: I wouldn't have gotten out of there without you kids! Is there anything I can do for you?
 * Lisa: You can take us to the new exhibit coming here next month!
 * Bart: That's the one I want to see! It was life-size robotic dinosaurs!
 * Homer: Giant robot dinosaurs?! Aaaaahhh!
 * Marge: Oh my! Is everything okay?
 * Lisa: We were just telling dad that next time we come to the museum, we'll make sure to bring lots of snacks!
 * Homer: Oh, in that case... woo-hoo!