Verti-Go-Areeno/Quotes


 * Ned: Help! I'm falling into a bottomless abyss! Lord, pleaes don't let me drop into Satan's jacuzzi! Tell me where I wen't wrong!
 * Raphael: Your father isn't going to soil that carpet, is he?
 * Todd: It's his astigmatism.
 * Rod: We've prayed for it go away.
 * Ned: Show me the way, lord!


 * Ned: Boys, I'm sorry for that kafuffle back at the carpet store.
 * Rod: It's okay, dad.
 * Ned: Thanks, Rod. I guess I'm not much of a Rug Wrangler. Being a single parent means I have to be a mommy and a addady.
 * Rod: Like Rupaul?
 * Ned: No, not like that! Picking out rugs and furniture and dishes was your mom's job. I'm still trying to fill her shoes. Not that I'm waring your mom's shoes or-- Wha--?! That woman...! She looks like... ...Maude? --Maude? -Maude? No... no....


 * Ned: This isn't the place I was thinking of.
 * Homer: Two cold and frosties. Put 'em on Ned's tab.
 * Ned: I don't have a tab here.
 * Homer: Let's talk about that later. Tell the boys your problem.
 * Moe: Your pal here has run up a serious tab, Homer!
 * Homer: Quiet, Ned's talking.
 * Moe: You said he'd pay up when you brought him in.
 * Ned: Well, it's like this, gentlemen.. ...my wife diead a while back. Don't know if you remember that.
 * Lenny: Sure do, I got a t-shirt that day.
 * Ned: Well, I thought I was over the trief period... ...but the other day I thought I saw Maude.
 * Carl: Saw Maude? Like a ghost?
 * Ned: No.
 * Zombie: Like a zombie?
 * Ned: No.
 * Lenny: Like a sexy robot sent from the future?
 * Ned: I don't think so.


 * Ned: This is the same time of day as when I saw her yesterday. She either works near here or lives near here, right?
 * Homer: Mm-hmm!
 * Ned: Keep your peepers peeled, Homer. Sing out if you spot here.
 * Homer: Ooh! Ooh!
 * Ned: What is it? Did you see her?
 * Homer: No... brain freeze... ...frontal lobes. icebound.
 * Ned: There! There she is!
 * Homer: Oh, I'm sorry, Ned... ...she's really let herself go.
 * Ned: No! There! We'll follow her!
 * Homer: A car chase? I call shoutgun!


 * Ned: Do I feel like a silly willy, thinking that anyone could replace maude.
 * Homer: Bea Arthur? Where?
 * Ned: But I guess there was a reason for all of this. Maybe this will set that carbon copy Maude on the path to a better life.
 * Homer: You said it, handsome stranger.