Treehouse of Horror XI/Quotes

Your Dad is deeaad, mine's just in jaaiil!


 * [Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.]

Hmm, sugar walls. Father! I knew you'd rescue us. Rescue you, stuff myself with candy, it's all good. [takes a bite out of a candy cane support beam] That was a load bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!

Husband, without your weekly penitence, how shall we feed our children? Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home.
 * [At the edge of the Deep Dark Woods.]

So long, kids! [throws Bart and Lisa into the woods] Enjoy your new home. Say hi to your other brother and sister. Other brother and sister?
 * [They see skeletons who look like them.]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Face it, they're not great parents.