US of A Today

US of A Today is an American newspaper.

History
Homer read the newspaper at the breakfast table, and told the family about an eye-catching article, SAT scores are declining at a slower rate. Lisa told him then that she thinks this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and. Homer claims that this is the only paper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine.

Stories

 * "America's favorite pencil"
 * A story about Lucille Botzcowski
 * A story involving a baseball player