Lisa the Tree Hugger/Quotes

The eco-radical group, "Dirt First," staged a daring protest today at Krusty Burger. Krusty the Clown has issued the following statement: "This I don't need." The group is led by teenage activist, Jesse Grass, the dreadlock dreamboat who's birkenstock is on the rise!

Boring! Ah, the Luftwaffe - the Washington Generals of the History Channel.

Mom, dad, there's something I have to do. You're not gonna like it, but I really believe it's the right thing. Marge, she's gonna narc on our stash. You don't have a stash. No, of... course... not.

Here's a headline for Jay: ketchup truck hits hamburger stand! [laughs]
 * [We see headline; it says "Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand - Six Dead"]

No! It was finger ling-ling good!'''