Hail to the Cat/Quotes


 * Chief Wiggum: Okay, Snake, are you gonna talk, or do I have to get tough? You better do what he says, Snake! I wanna protect you, but he's crazy! Gimme five minutesa alone with him!
 * Snake: You know, dude, "good cop, bad cop" really only works when there's two of you!
 * Chief Wiggum: Yeah, yeah, I know. But money's been tight lately, and I had to lay off all the other cops. Aw, man, it's already two o'clock. I gotta go check the speed traps Listen, would you be a pal and beat yourself into confessing with this phone book?
 * Snake: Well... okay! But just his once!


 * Lisa: I'm doing a class procjet on the corruption of the city election process.
 * Bart: Dad! Lisa's boring me!
 * Homer: Stop boring your brother, Lisa!


 * Kent Brockman: And in a land-slide vicotry... Snowball II is the new mayour of Springfield! "When he asked for a comment, the new mayor licked herself for ten minutes and fell asleep on the television."


 * Bart: Man, being under Briths rule is a stone cold darag! I hate mushy peas!
 * Lisa: Just cover them in Hp sauce. It helps kill the taste.
 * Homer: Ugh! This beer is warm!
 * Marge: Sorry, Homey, it's the law!
 * Homer: Are you going to finish that blood kidney, and offal pie?


 * Lisa: Dad! I'm so sorry! [SOB!] This is all my fault!
 * Homer: I got the town to get rid of the second amendment!
 * Homer: Then how come we're not floating into space?
 * Lisa: You're thinking of the law of gravity!
 * Homer: All i know is not studying that law saved Bugs Bunny's life on more than one occasion!