The Sprint/Quotes


 * Seymour Skinner: Rain? But the weatherman predicted a clear night.
 * Agnes Skinner: The weather's like you, Seymour. Disappointing and all wet!


 * Marge: That was Moe on the phone. He's spraying for stink bugs tonight.
 * Homer: I told him it wasn't me making that smell!
 * Marge: So the bar will be closing early.
 * Homer: [YAWN!] Okay, how early?
 * Marge: In sevens minutes!
 * Homer: Aaaaaah!
 * Marge: Oh, and the car battery is dead.
 * Homer: Aaaaaah!
 * Marge: You might be able to make it if your run!


 * Edwin Gourdin: You can do it! It is I, the thost of Edwin Gourdin, the American long jumping legend of the 1920s! I have faith in your!
 * : Can I get someone I've heard of?
 * Mario: It's a' me! You can do it!
 * : Right. I'll just double tap "A" when I'm in the middle of the jump!


 * : Three minutes left! [GASP!] Almost there! Come on heart, there'll be time to explode later!


 * Edna: Well, hello handome!
 * : Whaa--?! Who are you?
 * Edna: They call me... Krabap'ell!
 * : Whey do they call that?
 * Edna: Because those idiot twin sisters at the DMV screwed up the name of my driver's license!