Manners with Milhouse/Quotes


 *  [ Milhouse begins his lesson in telephone etiquette. He and Bart are at Bart's house, and Bart is beginning a prank phone call.]
 * Milhouse: When using the telephone, be polite. Give your name and be friendly.
 * Bart: Hello, my name is Stuart Pidme. You can call me "Stu".
 * [On the other end of the call is Moe, at Moe's Tavern.]
 * Moe: Hiya, Stu. How can I help you?
 * Milhouse: [continuing the lesson] Always be clear and concise.
 * Bart: I'm looking for Miss Suring. Her first name is Ann.
 * [The scene shifts back to Moe's Tavern, where Moe calls out for Bart's party.]
 * Moe: Got a phone call here. Stu Pidme for Ann Suring. Anyone know Stu Pidme?
 * Barney: I know you, Moe. [laughs]
 * [On the phone, Bart also laughs. Moe realizes he's been pranked.]
 * Moe: [angry] Yeah, yeah ... Very funny.
 * [Back at Bart's house, Milhouse keeps on with the lesson.]
 * Milhouse: If you've misdialed, apologize.
 * Bart: [still on the phone with Moe] I'm sorry. This must be the wrong number.
 * Moe: [mollified] Aw, that's okay, kid. That was the nicest crank call I ever had.
 * Milhouse: [concluding the lesson] Manners do matter!