Bart vs. the Kwik-E-Mart/Quotes


 * Apu: I have not seen such disrespect since I was a boy.
 * Bart: Look, I'll clean it up and no harm, no foul, no calling my parents. Whaddaya say?
 * Apu: Spare me the Brahma bull. Here, allow me to show something.
 * Bart: Oh, I can't wait.
 * Apu: I was once a rapscallion like you when I was a young boy in India.
 * Bart: Huh?
 * Apu: I had absolutely no regerad for the infinity of others.


 * Apu: You shall see, Mr. Bart. This will be good for you.
 * Bart: Yeah, sure, whatever you say.
 * Apu: See you tomorrow, Bart. 6 AM sharp.
 * Bart: Can't wait... to ruin my life.


 * Ned: Well, hi-diddly-go, early birdarino!
 * Bart: Shut up, Flanders. I mean shut up, Mr. Flanders.
 * Apu: You are seven minutes late. Unacceptable.
 * Bart: You've got to be kidding me... seven minutes?=
 * Apu: You will just have to stay seven minutes after. No time to dillydally. You are to tmop the entire floor, then wax it.
 * Bart: Awww....


 * Chief Wiggum: Chocolate only, chief? We do have two other flavors, you know.
 * Apu: Well, I wouldn't want the chocolate to get lonely. I guess I'll get the others, too.
 * Chief Wiggum: It's what's best for everyone.
 * Apu: Hmmm...


 * Apu: Bart, whats is the matter?
 * Bart: Thanks, Apu. But no thanks. Maybe someday when I run out of other options.
 * Apu: Oh, I see.
 * Bart: It's been fun, Apu. I'll never forget what I learned.
 * Apu: There goes a lot of potential. I give it a week until he forgets everything I taught him.