Everyone Loves Ned Flanders


 * Not to be confused with Everybody Hates Ned Flanders.

"Everyone Loves Ned Flanders" is the theme song for The Adventures of Ned Flanders.

The Front version

 * Chorus:
 * Hens love roosters.
 * Geese love ganders.
 * Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!


 * Homer:
 * Not me.


 * Chorus:
 * Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!

Ned 'n' Edna's Blend Agenda version

 * Chorus:
 * Hens love roosters.
 * Geese love ganders.
 * Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!


 * Ned:
 * My mustache is grizzly,
 * My letters are dissly,
 * And I don't wanna missly you,
 * I'd like to hug and kissly.


 * Edna:
 * Ha!


 * Ned:
 * ''First base, yo.'’
 * I like Christian rap
 * A bible on my lap


 * Homer:
 * Will you stop this stupid crap?
 * I want to take a nap!


 * Ned:
 * Okely-dokely!

Album version

 * Chorus:
 * Hens love roosters.
 * Geese love ganders.
 * Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!


 * Homer:
 * Not me.


 * Chorus:
 * Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!


 * Ned:
 * Knock that off, you two. It's time for church!


 * Todd:
 * We're not going to church today.


 * Ned:
 * What?! You give me one good reason.


 * Todd:
 * It's Saturday!


 * Ned:
 * Okely, dokely do!


 * Chorus:
 * Hens love roosters.
 * Geese love ganders.
 * Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!

Behind the Laughter
The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Adam I. Lapidus and Jeff Westbrook. It is the twenty-second track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.