Shoplifting/Quotes


 * Security guard: Well boy, looks like the trick is&mdash; aah!
 * Bart: [mouth covered in chocolate] I know my rights. You can't hold if you ain't got no evidence copper. [looks in mirror; gulps] Err... is it too late to make a full confession?


 *  [ Homer and Marge are driving the kids home.]
 * Marge: What have you learned from this experience, Bart?
 * Bart: Well, I might have been caught and had a few moments there, but I got to admit, chocolate was delic.
 * Marge: No, no, no, Bart, the lesson is: ultimately, crime hurts the criminal.
 * Bart: That's not true, mom. I got a free ride home, didn't I?
 * [The car skids to a halt. Bart is chucked out.]