Bart to the Future/Quotes

I'm not sure mosquito season is the best time to visit Larva Lake.

According to the latest polls, Americans have emphatically said, "Smell you later," to President Simpson's refund adjustment.

Shouldn't we wait for Lisa? She IS the President. She knows what time dinner is.

Hi Bart. How much this time? Dude, you got me all wrong. Oh, really? Well, just answer me this. Are you holding your moochin' sack? My little one...

Oh, Bart could screw everything up. You want him… taken care of? No, just keep him out of my hair. Out of your hair… with extreme severity? No! Come on, every president gets three secret murders. If you don't use them by the end of the term, then pfft, they're gone.

My Administration will focus on the three R's. Reading, writing, and refilling the ocean.


 * [Bart and Ralph are locked out and evicted.]

Ohh, I had half a beer in there! And "Bewitched" is on!