Bartmangirl!/Quotes


 * Homer: Hey boy. Have you seen my hero sandwich? It kinda got away from me.
 * Bart: That's it! I'll become a hero!
 * Homer: Great. While you're up. A little help with the sandwich?


 * Bart: Sherri! Terri! We need to talk!
 * Sherri: If you're here to try and convince us to not run the story, you're wasting your time.
 * Terri: But if you're come to ask Sherri to the school dance, she'll probably say yes!


 * Joe Quimby: And I... er, ah... hereby declare this Bartman Day for all the good work he has done for the city!
 * Bart: Well, I guess that's pretty good!
 * Joe Quimby: And by that, I mean recently, once he got his act together! I would like to present the key to the city to him if he would just tep forward and...
 * Sound: THWAP!
 * Joe Quimby: What... er...
 * Bartman: Thank you, mayor Quimby! Thanks, Springfield! I have to go now! Crime never rests!


 * Bartman: Give it up, book crook!
 * Book Grook: Aw man, it feels like that name is sticking!
 * Bartman: You're all going to jail!
 * Book Grook: Stay back!
 * Bartman: Or what?
 * Book Grook: Or I'll destroy this book!
 * Bartman: [GASP!] A first edition of "The Scarlet Pimpernel"! the first modern day superhero story and written by a woman! Don't hurt it!


 * Lisa: Sorry, I didn't notice how much all the attention I was getting bothered you.
 * Bart: Well, I'm sorry for becoming a criminal mastermind.
 * Lisa:Your ankle seems healed up, so the cape and cowl are yours again, But I am going to miss wearing them.
 * Bart: I was gonna go on patrol. You want to come with one more time?