Stogie's Song

"Stogie's Song" is a song sung and played by Stogie. The song was about Moe's love for Marge, even though she is with Homer.

First part

 * It was hopeless, I knew,
 * Knew from the start.
 * Her hair was blue,
 * As blue as my heart.
 * Her husband was fat,
 * And not very smart.
 * So I'm writing this song,
 * To tell you it's wrong,
 * To love an elephant's wife.
 * It's wrong, baby.

Second part

 * It must've been Moho.
 * For Homer and Marge.
 * They got back their mojo,
 * And now they're living large.
 * Still I hear you sayin',
 * What happens to Moe?
 * He'll go back to his hellhole,
 * That's the ending of the show.
 * Except for the tag.