Mom and Pop Art/Quotes

You've created something people truly love. You really are an artist. No, I'm just a nut who couldn't build a barbecue. You'll always be the artist in this family.

Aw, why does art hate me? I never did anything to art. [notices that his arm is stuck through a painting] Uh, let's get out of here.

So you guys are Eurotrash, how's that working out for you? To be honest, we are adrift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex. Uh-huh. So where would this sea be located?

I've always had an interest in art, dating back to my schoolgirl days when I painted portrait after portrait of Ringo Starr. That's my life you're describing!

This isn't art. It's just a barbecue that pushed me too far. [to the barbecue] Didn't you? Didn't you?!