It's a Desperate Criminal

"It's a Desperate Criminal" is a song sung by the Simpson family and Snake Jailbird after Snake enters the Simpsons house.

Lyrics

 * Marge:
 * It's a desperate criminal
 * On the run from the law!
 * Please spare my children!


 * Homer:
 * And their damp-trousered pa!


 * Snake:
 * A singing family, it's worse than I feared.
 * For hostage purposes, you're just too weird.
 * Bye!


 * Homer:
 * See? All this singing scared him away.
 * If we just talked like normal he'd probably stay.


 * Lisa:
 * Many people in this town sing like we do:
 * There's Mr. Burns, there's Krusty, and even Apu.