Springfield Elementary Shakedown/Quotes


 * Michael D'Amico: Hello, Bart Simpson.
 * Bart: Whoa! You use the sidewalk to walk on? Who does that?!


 * Michael D'Amico: Make her disapper, Simpson, or you both will!
 * Bart: Do whatever you want to me... but no one's toching my sister!


 * Lisa: Please, Principal Skinner! I know Bart did some dumb stuff, but he was trying to protect me...
 * Principal Skinner:  I'm fullt aware of what Bart was up to, Lisa because he's been working undercover for me to inflitrare that gang and bring them down and for all!
 * Lisa: What?!
 * Bart: It's true! I gaines their trust and set them up to caught in the act.


 * Michael D'Amico: I appeciatre your straift talk. Allow me to reciprocate, we want you to join our gang.
 * Bart: Me?!
 * Michael D'Amico: You have certain skills that my outfit could use... moxie, fearlessness, a history of holliganism and advanced shenanigans but most importantly, direct access to what will be our biggest score yet!
 * Bart: "Access"?, "Big Score"?
 * Michael D'Amico: All will be revealed soon enough... after you prove your loyalty to use, Bart.
 * Bart: How do I do it?
 * Michael D'Amico: By publicly prankning your best friend!
 * Bart: Milhouse?!


 * Nelson: [GULP] W-what do you want?
 * Michael D'Amico: To give you a test of your own medince...