Marge Simpson Living/Quotes


 * Homer: I'm lower than low. I've lost my job and my self-respect. I need to talk to someone who cares.
 * Moe: No job. No paycheck. No beer.
 * Homer: But we're friends, Moe!
 * Moe: Only when your rab's paid up, Rummy. Come back when you're emplyed!
 * Homer: Awww...


 * Homer: Forget what ever It was I ded at the power plant! I'll start a new career!
 * Marge: Here we go again.
 * Homer: What's that supposed to mean?
 * Marge: You've already tried snowplowing, web hosting, trucking, fortune cookie writing, cartoon voiceovers... ...food critic, screen-writer, mixologist, bootlegger, and astronaut.


 * Lisa: Mom, you've been staring at the pone for hours.
 * Marge: I got tired of watching the pots not boiling. Who am I kidding? No one is ever going to call.
 * Lisa: Cheer up, mom. I'll bet there's someone thinking of hiring you right this minute.


 * Marge: Who is this really?
 * Rainer Wolfcastle: I am telling you that I am Rainier Wolfcastle.
 * Marge: This is Homer, right?
 * Rainer Wolfcastle: Who is this Homah?
 * Marge: Hee hee! it's so sweet of you to try and cheer me up. :Rainer Wolfcastle: I love you so much, Homie.
 * Homer: Back at ya, Marge.
 * Rainer Wolfcastle: I am telling you this is really me!
 * Marge: Homer!
 * Homer: What did I do know?
 * Rainer Wolfcastle: Who is his Homah?
 * Marge: I'm so sorry Mr. Wolfcastle!
 * Rainer Wolfcastle: It's all right, Mahge. I get it all the time. I should have an underling make these calls, but I wash ti appear as one of the people. As i did in "McBain Kills for the People". In any case, I have a catering job for you....


 * Homer: Woo-hoo! I've got my job back! I'm the breadwinner again!
 * Bart: Back to the status quo!
 * Lisa: And everyone's happy!