A Fish Called Selma (Medley)

"A Fish Called Selma (Medley)" is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the twenty-seventh track on the album and consists of the songs "Troy Chic", "Stop the Planet of the Apes", "" and "Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z" from the episode "A Fish Called Selma".

Troy Chic

 * [phone rings]
 * MacArthur Parker:
 * Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of "Planet of the Apes?"


 * Troy McClure:
 * Uh... the movie or the planet?


 * MacArthur Parker:
 * The brand-new multi-million-dollar musical. And you are starring as -- the human.


 * Troy McClure:
 * It's the part I was born to play, baby!

Stop the Planet of the Apes

 * Chimpanzee 1:
 * Help, the human's about to escape!


 * Troy:
 * Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!


 * Chimpanzee 2:
 * [gasps] He can talk!


 * Orangutans:
 * He can talk! He can talk!
 * He can talk! He can talk!
 * He can talk! He can talk!


 * Troy:
 * I can siiiiiiiing!

Dr. Zaius

 * Chimp Nurse:
 * Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!


 * Orangutans:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Oh, Dr. Zaius!


 * Orangutan 1:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!


 * Troy:
 * What's wrong with me?


 * Dr. Zaius:
 * I think you're crazy.


 * Troy:
 * Want a second opinion.


 * Dr. Zaius:
 * You're also lazy.


 * Orangutans:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Oh, Dr. Zaius!


 * Orangutan 1:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!


 * Troy:
 * Can I play the piano anymore?


 * Dr. Zaius:
 * Of course you can.


 * Troy:
 * Well, I couldn't before.
 * [plays the piano]


 * Orangutans:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Oh, Dr. Zaius!


 * Orangutan 1:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!


 * Orangutans:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Oh, Dr. Zaius!


 * Bart:
 * This play has everything.


 * Homer:
 * Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.

Chimpan A to Chimpan Z

 * Troy:
 * I hate every ape I see
 * From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
 * No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.


 * Oh, my God, I was wrong,
 * It was Earth all along.
 * You finally made a monkey...


 * Apes:
 * Yes we finally made a monkey...


 * Troy and Apes:
 * Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!


 * Troy:
 * I love you, Dr. Zaius!


 * [applause]


 * Thank you! It's great to be back! I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady, my always outrageous fiancée, Selma! Take a bow, sugarbeet!


 * Selma:
 * Oh.


 * Homer:
 * Down in front!

Behind the Laughter
The song "Dr. Zaius" is a parody of the song "" by.