Wilde at Heart!/Quotes


 * Lisa: Wait! Where are you taking those books?
 * Raphael: I'm thorin' them on the tire fire, why?
 * Lisa: Can we take hem instead? those books?
 * Raphael: Sure, no skin off my onion!
 * Lisa: Is that a real saying?
 * Raphael: I'm trying to make it one. You can have the books if you spread it around the schoolyard.
 * Lisa: Deal.


 * Grampa: The complete works of Oscar Wilde! Now there was a writer!
 * Homer: Wait, the person who wrote those stories was a fat guy like me? I thought all authors were skinny nerdy dudes like Stephen King and J.K. Rowling! Lemme hear some of those stories!
 * Grampa: Sure! It'll be like when I read to you when you were a boy!
 * Homer: You never read to me!
 * Grampa: Maybe I read to the dog. Look, do you want a story or don't ya?
 * Homer: Yes, sir.


 * Bart: Aw man! I hate picture day!
 * Gil: You're gonna love your picture! I just got this new camera from a gypsy market. It's either blessed or cursed. I don't remember which! Here's a copy for you!
 * Bart: I hate how I look in pictures.


 * Sideshow Bomb: Pardon me, I'm next!
 * Krusty: Oh hey, Sideshow Bomb! What kind of explosion are you planning?
 * Sideshow Bomb: One that kills that spiky-haired boy in the front row!
 * Krusty: Okay, just don't do any politically stuff, that's my angle!


 * Lisa: Hey, Grampa! I got you a copy of the complete works of Agatha Christie! I don't suppose you'd like to read me a story or two?
 * Grampa: Hot diggity! I'd love to!