Alienated!/Quotes


 * Lunchlady Dora: It's true! I've been secretly repalcing lunch ingredients with school supplies! I can't help myself! It's a compulsion!
 * Bart: How did you make these french fries?
 * Lunchlady Dora: They're deep-fried pencils.
 * Bart: Well, that explains the erasers in my teeth!
 * Seymour Skinner: Lunchlady Dora, you're fired!
 * Lunchlady Dora: I'm sorry for putting the children in danger!!
 * Seymour Skinner: Danger?! I don't care about that! School suplies cost more than school lunch food! I've got a budget to maintain.


 * Lisa: Thanks for examining this food, Professor Frink. Was I right? Has it been genetically modified?
 * Professor Frink: Don't worry, little girl. This isn't G.M.O. food! It's U.F.O. food! None of the ingredients are found on Earth! It's made of powerful mutagens! [GA-HOY!]


 * Marge: World you likke some breakfast, Lisa?
 * Lisa: Scrambled ovum? How repulsive! I'll eat at school later! Now i demand silence! I've almost solved the unification theory.


 * Ned: As you may be aware, our children have been getting out of control lately! They're also turning green and growing fangs, tentacles, and a giant eyeball! Worse than the physical changes is the atttitude and sass mouth! Rod and Todd have taken to answering me by using the word "whatever!" Also, I think they're mutilating cattle.


 * Bart: It sure was lucky your food stopped the aliens!
 * Krusty: Yes, yes... "lucky." Now have another burger on the house, kid!
 * Bart: Thanks, man!
 * Krusty: Attention, planet Krustoon! This is agent K203! Our plan is nearing completion! After years of ingesting our secret weapon, the human race is too fat and stupid to fight us! Ready the standing troops! The invasion begins tonight! Agent K203 singing off! Hey, hey!