The Man With Two Wives/Quotes


 * [Homer and some coworkers are playing poker while an alarm blares in the background]
 * Carl: "Ya gotta let us win some of our poker money back, Homer"
 * Homer: "As safety inspector, I really should check out that alarm. It might be important."
 * Lenny: "The alarm wasn't important two hours ago when you were losing."


 * [Mr. Burns and Smithers walk in]
 * Smithers: "A-ha! Gambling on company time!"
 * Lenny: "Cheeze it! The boss!"
 * [Homer, Lenny, Carl and Gil try to escape out of the emergency exit.]
 * Mr. Burns: "I'm afraid you'll find all the emergency exit door knobs have been replaced with British tea scones. Escape is impossible!"