Trick or Treat! (Fatty Needs Some Food!)

"Trick or Treat! (Fatty Needs Some Food!)" is a parody of "Jingle Bells".

Lyrics

 * Dashing through the streets,
 * He bangs on every door,
 * Dressed up like a clown
 * Even though he's thirty-four...


 * He's told to go away,
 * But he really need sa fix,
 * He would sell his grandma for
 * A measly pixie stick, oh...


 * Trick and treat! Trick and treat!
 * Fatty needs some food!
 * He don't care if he's Boston beaned
 * Or merely Charleston chewed, oh...


 * Trick and treat! Trick and treat!
 * This really is the worst.
 * When you're a balding trick or treater
 * And it's noon December first!