A Boozehound Named Barney

"A Boozehound Named Barney" is a song sung by Shary Bobbins, Barney Gumble, Moe Szyslak, Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson.

Episode version

 * Shary Bobbins:
 * In front of a tavern,
 * Flat on his face,
 * A boozehound named Barney
 * Is pleading his case.


 * Barney:
 * Buy me a beer,
 * Two bucks a glass.
 * Come on, help me,
 * I'm freezing my ass!


 * Buy me brandy,
 * A snifter of wine.
 * Who am I kidding?
 * I'll drink turpentine.


 * Moe:
 * Move it, ya drunk,
 * Or I'll blast your rear end!


 * Barney:
 * I've found two bucks.


 * Moe:
 * Then come in, my friend.


 * Shary Bobbins:
 * And so, let us leave,
 * On this heartwarming scene.


 * Bart:
 * Can I be a boozehound?


 * Homer:
 * Not till you're fifteen.

Album version

 * Shary Bobbins:
 * It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed.


 * Lisa:
 * But we're not sleepy.


 * Bart:
 * Sing us a song, Sharry Bobbins.


 * Lisa:
 * Yes, sing us a song!


 * Shary Bobbins:
 * I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right.


 * In front of a tavern,
 * Flat on his face,
 * A boozehound named Barney
 * Is pleading his case.


 * Barney:
 * Buy me a beer,
 * Two bucks a glass.
 * Come on, help me,
 * I'm freezing my ass!


 * Buy me brandy,
 * A snifter of wine.
 * Who am I kidding?
 * I'll drink turpentine.


 * Moe:
 * Move it, ya drunk,
 * Or I'll blast your rear end!


 * Barney:
 * I've found two bucks.


 * Moe:
 * Then come in, my friend.


 * Shary Bobbins:
 * And so, let us leave,
 * On this heartwarming scene.


 * Bart:
 * Can I be a boozehound?


 * Homer:
 * Not till you're fifteen.

Behind the Laughter
It is a parody of the song "" from the movie . It is the seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.