Looking for Mr. Goodbart/Quotes


 * Bart: Hey, a guy can have two grandmothers. Look it up.


 * Bart: Okay, Seymour. Note to my mom or detention? Which of your two lame weapons are you gonna unleash on me?
 * Skinner: I have other weapons.
 * Skinner: [thinks to himself] I have no other weapons.


 * Bart: So, Pheebs, tell me about yourself.
 * Phoebe: I'm a nature photographer.
 * Bart: Wow, two things that won't exist in 20 years.


 * Agnes Skinner: Seymour! Just wanted to tell you I'm here with a real man.
 * Milhouse: My silhouette's replacing yours on the stairs. [Milhouse chuckles]