The Peach Song

"The Peach Song" is a song sung by Ewell Freestone.

Lyrics

 * Ewell Freestone
 * Oh, the year's first peach. Is a juicy peach. And he sings a happy tune.
 * And the year's second peach. Is a grouchy peach. More like a prune.
 * Now the year's third peach. Is a-


 * Bart:
 * ''How many verses does this song have?


 * Ewell Freestone
 * I ain't never run out!
 * Now the year's third peach. Is a God-fearin' peach. Does what the Good Book tells him.
 * And the year's fourth peach. Is a moldy peach. Shame on the man that sells him.
 * Now the year's fifth peach. Is a fuzzy peach. Its kisses are quite ticklish.
 * And the year's sixth peach is a brining peach, it tastes so fine and pickle-ish.
 * And the year's seventh peach is a learned peach, it's working on a novel.
 * But the year's eighth peach is a real proud peach, you never see it grovel.
 * Oh the year's ninth peach is a tough old peach, but he'll make a hearty stew.
 * And the year's tenth peach is a rotten peach, take a whiff ~ pee-yew!