Stan Taylor

Stan "The Boy" Taylor is one of the members of the Springfield Atoms football team.

History
His team played the Shelbyville Sharks at the Pigskin Classic game.

He used to party all night and sleep with lingerie models until Ned Flanders showed him that he could have more, thus making him a devoted Christian.

Chant
Fangirls: Stan, Stan, he's our boy, if he can't do it, no one... will.