Bart's Invisible!/Quotes


 * Bart: Whoa, dude! Wh-what hit me?
 * Professor Frink: Great Marconi, it's you who did the hitting... with your multi-wheeled conveyance traveling at excessive speed [GA-HEY!]
 * Bart: Huh? What'd I hit?! There's nothing here!
 * Professor Frink: Precisely! And now you have broken it.


 * Rod: Oh boy! We've saved out allowance all month for this!
 * Todd: Thank our heavenly father for delicious Krusty chew candy bars!
 * Rod & Todd: Amen!
 * Rod: Oh no! It's the blessing-challenged Bart Simpson!
 * Todd: He'll try to take our candy! What should we do?!
 * Bart: Har! Nerds at twelve o'clock locking on target...!
 * Rod: The good lord says we're supposed to share.
 * Todd: He also says we should turn our other cheeks. Let's pretend he's not there.
 * Rod & Todd: Amen!


 * Bart: Hey professor! Yo! Can you see me? Bart to Frinkenstein! Come in!! Nothing! Then it's true... I'm invisible! Sweet!
 * Professor Frink: If it's not a bother... might someone dial 9-1-1 please... [WOO-HOY!]


 * Comic Book Guy: Oh, Tasha! You are the missing key to my happiness much as Sauron's ring was to Frodo's quest.


 * Lisa: You.... animal! Filling my backpack with chicken parts when you know I'm a vegetarian!
 * Bart: Huh?! You mean you can see me...?!
 * Lisa: Of course I can, but I think i'll just pretend I Can't, like I did when i saw you on the street this morning.
 * Bart: BUt ... that was after I tuned invisible...
 * Marge: Who's invisible?
 * Bart: I am.
 * Marge: Well, I saw you this morning, and I can see you now.
 * Bart: Uh-oh!