The Madness of Milhouse/Quotes


 * Milhouse: Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor?
 * Kent Brockman: Oh my goodness! So you know! It's true, I never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was either become a newscaster, or learn how to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!


 * Milhouse: Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones?
 * Kent Brockman: Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually listening to...Celine Dion!
 * Milhouse: Lunchlady Doris, uh... Why is the school's food so bad?
 * Lunchlady Dora: [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since!
 * Milhouse: Chief Wiggum, do cops really like donuts?
 * Chief Wiggum: Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrupt!
 * Milhouse: Um, that's not what I asked.
 * Chief Wiggum: Oh. Well, somehow your tough take-no-prisoners attitude wrangled it out of me anyway!


 * Marge: Can you believe Principal Skinner still sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy!
 * Edna: What planet have you been living on?


 * Milhouse: Oh, I see what you're doing... Stop copying me!
 * Mayor Quimby: Stop copying me!
 * Milhouse: I mean it!
 * Mayor Quimby: I mean it!
 * Milhouse: Okay, fine, if you're gonna be that way! "I'm a big baby who wets his pants!"
 * Mayor Quimby: You're right, you are a big baby who wets his pants!
 * Milhouse: No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!!


 * Bart: Hiya, Mr. Brockman! How's it going?
 * Kent Brockman: Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!