Xt'tapalatakettle's Day/Quotes


 * Lisa: So what's the big mystery about this year's Halloween costume, Bart? Didn't you learn your lesson last year with the beekeeper's outfit?
 * Bart: Not really, but Homer healed up pretty good anyway! Besides, this year I've heatched the perfect scheme for goddie-grabbin'!!! Consider yourself privileged, Lisa, you're about to witness Halloween history-in-the-making! Prepare yourself for an advancement guranteed to push right through the candy-colletin' envelope! Ta-daa! Behold the white ghost, or as I like to refer to it, costume #1!
 * Lisa: [SIGH] ...and so crumbles the last bastion of orginality!


 * Lisa: Just imagine! Our home is the cultural center for the veneration of Xt'taplatakettle!
 * Bart: Y'know, Lisa we could probably make a bundle charging an admission to see it! Ha-ha!
 * Marge: Kids, get dressed, it's time to go trick-or-treating!
 * Bart: Hey, last one there is a girl!
 * Lisa: [Sigh] I already am a girl.


 * Clancy Wiggum: So you say you've got a living skeleton bangin' on your front door, huh? Look, what did you expect on Halloween? Jehovah's witnesse? Dead people on your porch? Geez, every year it's the same darn thing.... You got a headless corpse? Okay, here's what you do--give it two Butterfingers and call me in the morning!


 * Marge: Tch, tch! I wonder why those poor deceased people have risen from their graves?
 * Bart: Well, they're not moaning for "brians, mor brains", so we know at least they're not zombies!
 * Lisa: Hmmm... something must have disrupted their eternal peace!


 * Apu: Phee! I believe the idol is properly festooned with long-shelf-life comestibles.
 * Marge: I hope it's enough to make Xt'taplatakettle happy!
 * Lisa: I don't know... highly-salted snack foods don't look nearly as tasty as fresh fruits!
 * Bart: Aw, chill out, Lisa! It's the thought that counts. [SLURP!]