Homer the Girl Scout/Quotes


 * Homer: What are hose?
 * Lisa: The Li'l Chickadees are selling cookies as a fundraiser for starving kids in Africa.
 * Homer: Ooo... Li'l Chickadees cookies now with non-toxic levels of caramel.
 * Marge: Homer, don't eat those cookies. Lisa's selling them to children in Africa won't starve to death.
 * Homer: Starve to death? Yeah right, those kids are probably stil llivin large odd ther "We are the World" royalites.
 * Sign: That night...
 * Marge (in a dream): Homer, you must eat, those cookies before the starving African kids do. If you don't well all die please save us!
 * Marge: Homer! I told you not to eat those!
 * Homer: But then I had a dream of you, telling me to eat them. I think i was brainwashed.
 * Marge: Oh, really!?! And just who brainwashed you?
 * Homer: Jealous starving, Chinese kids?
 * Marge: I just got off the phone with Lis'as mother hen, we worked out a plan to pay for the cookies.
 * Lisa: I think you'll find the plan firm but fair.
 * Cletus: Which do you suppose soes better with fried critter, the tiddlywink or the lady creamfiller?