Ann Landers

Ann Landers was the woman that got the rest of Great Aunt Hortense's will money and was also on Homer's watermelon he was supposed to bodyguard in bodyguard school.

Ned Flanders called Ann Landers a boring old biddy after drinking a blackberry schnapps.

Ann Landers is stored at the Springfield Shopper newspaper where she sleeps for 23 hours a day along with Dear Abby. Dear Abby comments "My advice is to free us or let us die."