I'd Rather Bleed Than Read/Quotes


 * Seymour Skinner: Bart Simpson, you've been underachiving and produ of it far too long! I'm enacting emergency academic protocols... and lokcing you in the school library until you read a book and turn in a book report! I'm forcing you to learn!
 * Bart: Noooooooooo


 * Willie: Willie recorded a book on tape fer ye, Bart! Ta help ye learn!
 * Willie on tape: It where th' best o' times, it were th' worst o' times --- ach! Where are the blamed pictures in this book?!
 * Bart: Yaah!!
 * Willie: It took twelve full days to record! Ah lost my vocice multiple times! An' I'm pretty sture Willie's stick in here!
 * Bart: No thanks!


 * Bart: Milhouse?! What are you doing in here? Are you eating erasers?
 * Milhouse: Bart! They got you, too?
 * Bart: How long have you been in here?
 * Milhouse: Since fifth peiod. I can't take it anymore, Bart! Skinner won... Skinner won!
 * Bart: [GASP]


 * Seymour Skinner: During 'namn, I saw stronger men than Bart crack under the pressure of discipline!


 * Bart: Sorry, Seymour. But i've got sixty years worth of Radioactive Man history to read through who know the school had all these graphic novels?You better get comfortable while you wait for my three hundred-page book report! Libaries rule!
 * Seymour Skinner: Nooooooo!