The Princess Guide/Quotes


 * Lisa: Okay, Dad, I'm ready for Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
 * Bart:How come there's never a Take Your Son to Work Day?
 * Homer: 'Cause boys are already on track to get all the good jobs. '? All guys. '? Uh, men! The X-Men? Mostly men.

Bart: (laughing) Good one, Dad.


 * Homer: And the older one, I can't tell her what to do. And she's only 12.
 * Lisa: Eight.
 * Homer: See what I mean? Always an argument.