Bart's Karate Lesson/Transcript


 * Akira: Hiya, [Bart takes out his Butterfinger] Ah, now little spike headed one.
 * Bart: Uh oh.
 * Arkia: First lesson.
 * [throws Bart over the wall]
 * Bart: Aaaahhhh, oof.
 * Akira: Lesson number two.
 * [picks up Bart, spinning him, throws him on the ground, and his Butterfinger falls out]
 * Akira: Ah, now we take Butterfinger break.
 * Bart: Hiya [Bart trips Akira on the ground to get back his Butterfinger]
 * [Cuts to a short Butterfinger sequence]
 * Announcer: Crispity, crunchity, peanut buttery Butterfinger.
 * [Cuts back to the commercial]
 * Bart Lesson number three, [Bart takes a bite of his Butterfinger] nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.


 * Akira: Hiya, [Milhouse appears, but Bart takes out his Butterfinger] Ah, now little spike headed one.
 * Bart: Uh oh.
 * Akira: First lesson.
 * [throws Bart over the wall]
 * Bart: Aaaahhhh, oof, oh. Aw, man.
 * Akira: Lesson number two.
 * [picks up Bart, spinning him, throws him on the ground, and his Butterfinger falls out]
 * Akira: Ah, now we take Butterfinger break.
 * Bart: Hiya [Bart trips Akira on the ground to get back his Butterfinger]
 * [Cuts to a long Butterfinger sequence]
 * Announcer: Get a crispity, crunchity, peanut buttery burst in every bite of Butterfinger.
 * [Cuts back to the commercial]
 * Bart Lesson number three, [Bart takes a bite of his Butterfinger] nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.