Lady

"Lady" is a song that Charles Heathbar serenades Marge with when she participated in the show Mother Flippers.

Episode version

 * Lady, when you came to me,
 * I was feeling blue.
 * Blue just like your hair you see,
 * Blue just like the moon.
 * But only when the moon is blue
 * And not when it is cream,
 * And now that you are here with me,
 * I am in a dream.


 * Oh yeah, Marge, your dreams can come true.


 * Lady, when you go away,
 * I feel like I could die.
 * Not like "dye" like your hair is dyed,
 * But die like Lady Di.
 * And not like "Di" like her name is "Di",
 * But die like when she died.
 * [gulps, breathes]
 * But, lady, just like Lady Di,
 * Be my princess tonight.
 * But don't die.

Album version

 * Charles:
 * So, you see, we have the whole house to ourselves. [sees a guitar] Ooh, who left this here? [starts playing] Did I tell you I'm a bit of a songwriter? Words and music, hold the applause. I wrote this song for a woman. You.


 * Marge:
 * Hmmm, what an odd thing for a man who's not interested in me to do.


 * Charles:
 * Yes, not interested. Let me just breathe your scent for a moment before I play. [inhales and exhales]


 * Lady, when you came to me,
 * I was feeling blue.
 * Blue just like your hair you see,
 * Blue just like the moon.
 * But only when the moon is blue
 * And not when it is cream,
 * And now that you are here with me,
 * I am in a dream.


 * Oh yeah, Marge, your dreams can come true.


 * Lady, when you go away,
 * I feel like I could die.
 * Not like "dye" like your hair is dyed,
 * But die like Lady Di.
 * And not like "Di" like her name is "Di,"
 * But die like when she died.
 * [gulps, breathes]
 * But, lady, just like Lady Di,
 * Be my princess tonight.
 * But don't die.


 * Don't die, noooo...


 * Marge:
 * That song was very nice. How'd you think up so many rhyming words?

Behind the Laughter
It is the thirty-third track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.