The Super-Stretch Waistband

"The Super-Stretch Waistband" is a song by Bart Simpson.

Lyrics

 * Oh, say, can you see,
 * through the trees over there,
 * what so proudly we pulled
 * up the flagpole last Friday,
 * from the locker room grabbed,
 * leaving someone's butt bare,
 * when we fed the flag rope
 * through the brand name tag sideways?


 * Up there blowing around,
 * a stretch waistband its crown,
 * you would think that by now,
 * they'd have taken it down.


 * Oh, say, does that underwear
 * still flap in the breeze,
 * o'er the classrooms, the schoolyard,
 * the parking lot and the trees?!

Behind the Laughter

 * The song is to the tune of "".