Homer the Father/Quotes


 * Homer: I never thought of fatherhood as something that could affect a kid.


 * Homer: I liked the producing, the executive producing and especially the co-producing, but the supervising producing was the best I've ever seen!


 * Playground ghost: How could you mistake him for me?
 * Willie: It was that sassy mouth that got you killed in the first place.


 * Apu: Mr. Homer, you inadvertently left your nuclear power plant ID in the birthday card rack.
 * Homer: I can't lose that, it's the best picture I have.
 * Apu: I am more concerned with global terrorism. America's enemies would give anything for your nuclear knowledge.
 * Homer: Yeah. I do know a lot about nuclears.
 * Apu: And America has so many enemies: Iran, Iraq, China, Mordor, the hoochies that laid low Tiger Woods, undesirable immigrants, by which I mean everyone that came after me, including my children.


 * Bart: Can I really betray my country? I say the pledge of allegiance every day?
 * Chinese spy (2): You pledge allegiance to the flag.
 * Chinese spy (3): And the flag is made in China.


 * Bart is acting weird so Homer follows him and see him ride on his bike into the zoo.
 * Homer: Why on earth would a child go to the zoo?