Burp Contest/Quotes


 * Marge: What are you kids doing now?
 * Bart: We're having a ... [burp noise] contest, Mom.
 * Marge: What?
 * Lisa: We're having a burp contest, Mom.
 * Marge: Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves)
 * Bart: I love Mom...
 * Lisa: But ...
 * Bart: The show must go on.


 * Marge: Bart!
 * Bart: [his mouth shut] What?
 * Marge: What did I say about burping?
 * Bart: [shrugs, his mouth shut] I dunno.
 * Marge: I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean?
 * Bart: [his mouth shut] No burping.
 * Marge: That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me.


 * Bart: Watch this. The burp champion of the world. [burps again]
 * Marge: [growls] Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again?
 * Bart: Maybe.
 * Marge: What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill?
 * Lisa: It's fun.
 * Marge: It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating. *leaves the room*
 * Lisa: That's what I said. It's fun.
 * Bart: I'm still the burp champion of the world.
 * Maggie: *makes a higher pitched burp*
 * Lisa: Bart, meet the new champ.


 * Bart: Watch this! [burps twice]
 * Lisa: Oh yeah? [burps thrice]
 * Marge: [snarls] How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household.
 * Homer: How's it goin', everybody? *burps heavily*
 * Homer: Oops. Pardon my French, heh heh heh.
 * Lisa: Thanks, Dad.
 * Bart: Good one, Dad.