Siege on Evergreen Terrace/Quotes


 * Homer: What do you want?
 * Cuck Bly: Hi, buddy. I'm Chuck Bly, the pool guy! I've come to... do you always answer the door with your underwear stuck to a block of ice?
 * Homer: I might.
 * Cuck Bly: Anyway, I'm here to install the pool you ordered.
 * Homer: I ordered no pool, sir. Away with you.
 * Cuck Bly: Uh, according to this invoice, you did "one king-size, deluxe Olympic swimming pool," paid for in cash.


 * Ned: Hi-diddly-ho, Homer! I-I just got back from a summer retreat with the boys and I couldn't help but notice that you've had a pool built in your backyard.
 * Homer: That's right, Flanders. What about it?
 * Ned: W-well, sir, the thing is, I was supposed to have a pool built in my yard while I was gone, and there doesn't seems to be one there!
 * Homer: Listen Flanders, I can't worry about things that go missing from your yard! You should chain things down, like I do with my lawn gnomes.
 * Ned: It's not that...
 * Homer: Are you inferring that this is your pool? Well, if this was your pool, what would it be doing in my backyard??
 * Cuck Bly: That's what I'd like to know!
 * Homer: [GASP!] It's Chuck Bly...
 * Cuck Bly: ...pool guy, yeah, yeah. Listen buddy, you've stolen MR. Flanders pool and we're taking it back!


 * Lisa: Dad, you can't win this. We Simpsons have never withstood an assault by organized forces! Remember when the Gideons blew up our car to get back those bibles you stole?
 * Marge: Please Homie, end this thing. You did take their pool.


 * Cuck Bly: Wait a minute! Wait, stop! I can't do it. I can't risk killing an entire family over one lousy pool-- even if that lunkhead did steal it!
 * Homer: That's Mr. Lunkhead to you!
 * Cuck Bly: I'm gonna walk way here, but if there was any justice in the world, I'd get some sort of pay-back!
 * Homer: Did you her that, family? I won! Whoo-hoo!


 * Marge: So long, dear. We'll be staying with my sisters until you get the mess cleaned up.
 * Bart: Watch out for quicksand, Homer!
 * Homer: Yeah, yeah!
 * Ned: My, my! That's quite a disaster area you've got there, neighbor! Might want to check the sewer lines, I think I smell pee-diddly-yew!
 * Homer: Shut up, Flanders! Stupid Flanders... stupid pool guy... stupid hot weather... stupid collapse tunnels... stupid mud... stupid pee-diddly-yew...