The Homer Book

The Homer Book is a book that was released in hardback, as part of the ongoing series, The Simpsons Library of Wisdom. Homer Simpson is a man's man, an 'Average Joe', a loving father and husband, and a devoted beer drinker. But do you know the "real" Homer? Find out what's on Homer's mind, discover the mysteries of Homer's fridge, hang out in Homer's haunts; meet his friends and enemies; and spend a typical day with the lovable lout who will lift you out of your D'oh–ldrums. In The Simpsons Library of Wisdom, Matt Groening, the creator of "The Simpsons", offers an ongoing series of portable and quotable books that will eliminate the need for all religions and philosophies, exalt man's role in the universe and make the world a better place ... sort of. No other television show in history has commented so freely and so humorously on modern times, and there seems to be no end in sight for the sharp satire and pointed parody that "The Simpsons" serves up every night of the week all around the world.

Contents

 * Homers Top 40
 * Homers History
 * Little Known Fact: The "J" in Homer's name stands for Jay
 * Homers Heroes: Colonel Klink
 * Homer's Haunts: The Workplace
 * Mr. Burns factfile
 * Waylon Smithers, Jr. factfile
 * Karl factfile
 * Frank Grimes factfile
 * Mindy Simmons factfile
 * Lenny and Carl factfile
 * Inanimate Carbon Rod factfile
 * Little known fact: Homer's secret shame is that he likes eating flowers
 * Jerk of all trades
 * The Anatomy of Homer
 * What's on Homer's Mind?
 * ...Six Degrees of Homer Simpson...sort of!
 * Homer's Haunts: Bowl-A-Rama
 * Mr. Burns factfile (Bowling)
 * Moe Szyslak factfile (Bowling)
 * Apu Nahasapeemapetilon factfile (Bowling)
 * Otto factfile (Bowling)
 * The Holy Rollers factfile (Ned and Maude Flanders and Timothy and Helen Lovejoy's Bowling Team)
 * Jacques factfile
 * The Mysterious World of Bowling Slang...Revealed!
 * The Car built for Homer
 * Little known fact: List of Homer's Lifelong dreams
 * Things to do
 * The Mysteries of Homers fridge
 * Things that sound like food but aren't
 * Things that don't sound like food but are
 * The Many Moods of Homer
 * Homer's Haunts: The Kwik-E-Mart
 * Apu Nahasapeemapetilon factfile
 * Snake factfile
 * Mr. Sparkle factfile
 * Kwik-E-Mart C.E.O factfile
 * The Many Mutations of Homer
 * Little known fact: Best day of Homer's life
 * Homer's Heroes: Knightboat
 * A typical day in the life of Homer Simpson
 * Homer's Haunts: Homer's 70's Crash Pad
 * Homer Simpson factfile (70's)
 * Marge Simpson factfile (70's as Marge Bouvier)
 * Principal Dondelinger factfile (70's)
 * Barney Gumble factfile (70's)
 * Artie Ziff factfile (70's)
 * Patty Bouvier and Selma Bouvier factfile (70's)
 * Homer's Poster Pit
 * The Hairclub for Homer
 * Little known fact: Homer didn't graduate high school until 20 years later
 * Homer's Enemies
 * The Many more Mutations of Homer
 * Homer's Haunts: Moe's Tavern
 * Moe Szyslak factfile
 * Barney Gumble factfile
 * Duffman factfile
 * Sam and Larry factfile
 * Lenny and Carl factfile
 * Mt. Lushmore
 * Little known fact: Homer's favorite song is "It's Raining Men"
 * Homer's Heroes: Batman
 * Anatomy of a die-hard sports fan
 * Homer's Dream House
 * Homer's Bottom 40