Brew Ha Ha!/Quotes


 * Lisa: This is for thousands of dollars! I thought the wi-fi was free!
 * Squeaky-voiced teen: So did I! Now I'm stuck working here to pay for my "Candy Crush" addiction!
 * Lisa: Well, I'm not going to stand for this! I have rights!


 * Marge: What type of coffee would you like?
 * Rich Texan: Bubbling crude! It's coffee with a straw in it so I can blow bubbles like it's an oil well!


 * Mr. Largo: You have one of those impossible bosses, too. huh?
 * Seymour Skinner: I'm standing right behind you.
 * Homer: Yeah, but whadda gonna do? What can I get ya?
 * Mr. Largo: Cafe latte, half sweet, with a double shot of espresso.
 * Homer: Ummm... how about whatever's in the cup on the counter already?
 * Mr. Largo: Sure, why not? Thanks for listening!


 * : Are these vintage records for sale?
 * Bart: Ah, those are Hom--- I mean, yes! They're ten dollars!
 * : Ten dollars each?
 * Bart: No, ten bucks for all of them!
 * : Even the ultra rare recording of the Chipmunks as the Beatles performing the Monkees' greatest hits?
 * Bart: Ugh! He plays that one all the time! Here... I'll pay you! Just take them!


 * Lisa: What's wrong? We're not working hard enough?
 * Blue-haired lawyer: Quite the opposite. I'm here to inform you that the debt has been paid!
 * Lisa: Really? We made enough money in one day?
 * Blue-haired lawyer: One day? You've been working non-stop for almost a month!
 * Lisa: But--
 * Dr. Nick: I can explain! You've been getting so much second-hand caffeine exposure that you haven't slept in weeks. And the no sleeping has affected your memory, so you forgot you didn't sleep!