Adventure River Adventure/Quotes


 * Homer: We'll meet you here at the end of the day, dad. Thanks again for dropping us off!
 * Lisa: Just remember our deal: If your mother asks, I spent the whole day bonding with you, not with the barstool down at Moe's.


 * Lisa: I don't know, Bart... the sign says it's dangerous.
 * Bart: Lisa, you need som bravery to go along with your brains! Let's go! What do you want to do first?
 * Lisa: Red River Adventure was always my favorite! And amazingly, it sounds like the safest ride.
 * Bart: Awesome! It's right up here past the carousel!


 * Lisa: Yikes! Bullies!
 * Jimbo: You're trespassing, Simpson!
 * Bart: So are you!
 * Kearney: He's got us there.
 * Jimbo: But we don't want anyone knowing we hang out in a carousel!
 * Dolph: Let's beat 'em up to keep 'em quiet!


 * Lieutenant Rusty: I am Lieutenant Rusty! Follow me for a fun-tastic ride!
 * Lisa: I just hope this aging attraction stays in one piece.
 * Bart: Oh, I'm sure they update the ride since the last time we were here.
 * Lieutenant Rusty: Keep a sharp eye out for communists! Those Soviet scalawags are everywhere in this jingle.
 * Lisa: ...or not.


 * Bart: Lisa, we did it! We beat the bullies!
 * Dolph: Help!
 * Jimbo: Water is our one weakness!
 * Kearney: [GLUB!]