What Animated Women Want/Quotes


 * Homer: Keep it under your head guys. That I've got a date with a married woman.
 * Carl: So let me guess. Is it Marge?
 * Homer: Her husband's gonna be there too.
 * Lenny: Got it. You and Marge.
 * Homer: Give up? It's Marge. I'm having a lunch date with my wife.
 * Lenny: Good one.
 * Carl: Yeah. You got us man.


 * Lisa: Milhouse, got anything good?
 * Milhouse: Sure. I've got goulash, schnitzel, salmagundi...
 * Lisa: Ooh, a cupcake.
 * Milhouse: Oh, yeah... Um... do you want it?
 * Lisa: Mm-hmm.


 * Homer: Once again, by eating alone, I have saved my marriage.
 * Sushi chef: Please enjoy, with my compliments. You can even eat the eyes.


 * Homer: Oh, Marge. Come to the garage. You know it'll be good 'cause I'm saying it in a singsong fashion.
 * Marge: (gasps) It's a snuggle dungeon.


 * Lisa: Milhouse, seeing you there saying nothing... it's the cutest you've ever been.
 * Milhouse: Uh...
 * Lisa: Hush, sweet boy. Let me get lost in the blue of your eyebrows.
 * Milhouse: Whatever. Did you bring me that sandwich what I sent you out for?
 * Lisa: It came with fries or salad.
 * Milhouse: Whichever you picked, you picked wrong.
 * Lisa: Well, I wasn't sure, so I got both. (chuckles) Who knows her little Milhouse?