Gal of Constant Sorrow/Quotes


 * Marge: Oh, this tile is lose! I'll have to call a handy man.
 * Homer: Eh... Why did you say it like that, with the pause between the words? Are you saying I'm not handy?
 * Marge: That's how you say it. Handy man.
 * Homer: It's handyman!
 * Marge: That's what I said! Handy [pause] man.
 * Homer: Marjorie, there is the profession: handyman, and there are men who are handy! Which are you saying I'm not? Tell me.
 * Marge: A handy [pause] man.
 * Bart: Face it, Homeboy, you ain't handy! Unless we need a big fat paperweight.
 * Homer: I'll paperweight you!! [sits on Bart]
 * Marge: Homie, sweetie, replacing a tile is something you really need a professional for.
 * Homer: I know how to replace a tile! All guys do! We talk about it all the time. Grout?
 * Marge: There's no stopping what I've started here. Here's your tile! [puts the tile on Homer's plate] Have fun! Handy [pause] man!


 * Bart: I can't die now! I actually did my homework!


 * Homer: Sorry cat! Had to go to work, then there was a freeway chase on the news, had to watch it till the end. The guy got arrested in a cul-de-sac! They never do what I yell them to do!