Father Knows Worst/Quotes


 * Oscar Wilde: Homer, there are only two tragedies in life: One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
 * Homer: But that makes no sense.
 * Oscar Wilde: Experience is simply the name we give to our mistakes.
 * Homer: Shut up!
 * Oscar Wilde: These days, man knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
 * Homer: Whatever happened to BOO?!