D.I.Y. Homer/Quotes


 * Ned: Hi, Homer! Putting up the last of the ol' Christmas lights, I see cutting it a little close, don't ha think? It's Christmas eve!
 * Homer: Thanks for the advice, Flanders. I bet you've got all your shopping done already, too.
 * Ned: Oh my, yes! And with that blizzard coming in, you'll want to get that wrapped up in a jiffy!


 * Homer: One credit is equal to one dollar?! I just spent $1,980 on an in-app purchase... for incredible, yet totally intangible reindeer body-guards?! Aw, that's more money than I had for presents! I've ruined Christmas... ...again!


 * Lisa: What's dad doing in the basement?
 * Bart: Yeah, Homer's never missed a meal before.
 * Marge: Your father said he's working on a "Christmas surprise."
 * Bart: Christmas surprise?!
 * Lisa: I'm going to bed right now!


 * Homer: For Lisa, I tore out the pages of all your favorite books and put them together into one portable library! I added wheeels, which make it easier to shove around. Convenient, right?
 * Lisa: My literature!


 * Marge: Now, kids, your father did the best he could. Reemember, it's the thought that counts. Even if they were all the wrong thoughts.