Treehouse of Horror XXVI/Quotes


 * Sideshow Bob: Ah, Bart's father, Bart's dog.
 * Homer: Where's Bart?
 * Sideshow Bob: I don't know who you're talking about.


 * Sideshow Bob: Twenty-four years of trying to kill a 10-year-old child have finally paid off.


 * Lisa: Grampa, everyone in town thinks you are foolish.
 * Grampa Simp-san: Who is more foolish - the fool, or the fool who thinks the fool a fool?
 * Bart: What the hell does that mean, Grampa-san?
 * Grampa Simp-san: For centuries, our family has made a daily offering of a special donut to a slumbering underwater sea creature, so that he does not rise and destroy us all.
 * [Bart and Lisa laugh]
 * Bart: He is foolish!
 * Lisa: So foolish! [turns to Grampa] Doesn't mean you are not special.


 * Kang or Kodos: Just 'cause it looks like season four doesn't make it season four!