Trust but Clarify/Quotes


 * Krusty: Hey hey! What time is it, kids?
 * Kids: Product tie-in time!
 * Krusty: That's right! I'm introducing a new line of candy so delicious that the Krusty Corporation board of directors will stop threatening to oust me! [drum roll] Presenting: Krustaceans! They look like shrimp, they taste like candy, and they're organic! Uh... "Clown eats snack"? Uh-oh, this could get ugly.
 * [Krusty eats snack and finds it delicious]
 * Krusty: Hey hey, kids! Krusty won't be needing the spit bucket!


 * Bart: [eating the snack] Mmm! They are good!
 * Lisa: How did you get them so fast?
 * Bart: I'm a Krusty Prime member. $75.00 a month, but it's worth it.


 * Homer: I was in line for that job and I lost it to someone who barely speaks English! It's humidifying.
 * Homer's Ambition: Well, then why the hell don't you do something about it?!
 * Homer: Huh? Who said that?!
 * Homer's Ambition: Me!
 * Homer: Who are you?
 * Homer's Ambition: I'm your ambition!
 * Homer: How come I never met you before?
 * Homer's Ambition: I've been locked up for 30 years by Apathy and Alcoholism!