Principal Simpson!/Quotes


 * Gary Chalmers: The school is out of control, Skinner!
 * Seymour Skinner: Well, actually, sir, as you can see, I had just caught the culprit in the act when you...
 * Gary Chalmers: I'll bet anyone could do a better job as principal than you... ....even this little boy!
 * Bart: Me, Superintedent Chalmers?
 * Seymour Skinner: Sir, I hardly think Bart Simpson has what it takes to run the...
 * Gary Chalmers: Then it's setteld, Skinner! Tomorrow, the boy will be prinipal for one day... and you'll be his student!
 * Seymour Skinner: Whuh-what? But he's the one wo squirted the--
 * Bart: Don't worry, Seymour! Play by the rules, and you and I will get along just fine!


 * Seymour Skinner: [Groan] Did you hide my ar keys?
 * Agnes: Driving is for grownups! You're riding the bus with your little friends! Now tkae you lunch and get out you pathetic man-child!


 * Bart: Problem, Seymour?
 * Seymour Skinner: It was so awful! They had tape!
 * Bart: Frankly, I don't know how to make you get along with others. Maybe we need... ...a parent conference.
 * Seymour Skinner: Nooo!


 * Bart: Attention! Attention! Will the following students... ...report to the prinipcla's office. I.P. Daley,. Anita Bath. tanya Hyde. Dan Druff---


 * Bart: Attention! Attention! By the power vested in me as acting principal... ...school's out early!