Bad Boy Homer/Quotes


 * Barney: Homer! You changed your mind!
 * Homer: No, somebody stole my car! Hey, Moe... call me a taxi, will you?
 * Moe: Nuts to that! I'll get you one o' them Fubar drivers. I'll put it on your tab.
 * Homer: What's a Fubar?
 * Carl: Fubar is an app that lets you get a cheap ride from an unregulated stranger who just happens to have a drivable car.
 * Lenny: They eliminate the costs related to security, cleanliness, and safety and pass the savings on to the consumer!


 * : Thanks for the lift, Otto! it'd be a bummer hitchin' all the way to Ogdenville.
 * Otto: No problemo, Max.
 * Homer: Ogdenville? Drop me off first, Otto!


 * Homer: We thought you were dead!
 * Sofia: Nope. Just sleepin' it off.


 * Homer: Hello, Marge? I'm in jail. I need you to come down and post bail.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Tell her to bring enough for your pals... and one of her cherry pies.


 * Marge: By the way, Homie, what did you do to end up in jail?
 * Homer: Well dwell on details, honey? The important thing [YAWN] is that I went to jail... and now [YAWN!] you find me exciting, and I'm no longer... old [ZZZZZZ] and boring...