The Exorsister!/Quotes


 * Ned: Hi-di-ly ho-di-ly, Mrs. Simpson! Have you seen my two boys around lately?
 * Marge: I believe they're all still down in the basement, Ned.
 * Ned: The basement?
 * Marge: Yes, they've been playing some kind of crazy game all day... "magicians get together" or something...
 * Ned: Hrmmm...
 * Rod & Todd: Hiya, pop!
 * Ned: Great merciful heavens!


 * Ned: And what on Earth are you supposed to be, young lady?
 * Lisa: I'm Madonna.
 * Ned: Who?!?!
 * Bart: Lisa! How many times do I have to tell you that you're the evil sorceress! You're totally blowing the whole medieval theme we're trying to establish here!
 * Lisa: I don't care! Expressing my creativity is more important to me than historical consistency!


 * Dr. Hibbert: According to all the tests, and based on my knowledge and years of experience, I am forced to conclude that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your child, Mrs. Simspon!
 * Marge: But look at her, doctor! Look at what she's doing with her hands! You call that normal?!?!
 * Dr. Hibbert: That's a phenomenon we refer to as "voguing"--- a symptom that was very much [AHEM!] in vogue a few years back... I'm surprised to see it's still around...
 * Marge: My goodness! Is it contagious?
 * Dr. Hibbert: Thankfully, no. She should get over it in a few days. Lord knows everybody else has... My receptionist will discuss my bill with you. Good day.
 * Marge: Hmmm... maybe I should get a second opinion...


 * Marge: Thank goodness you're here, reverend!
 * Homer: Yeah, and not a moment too soon! I can't hear the TV!
 * Rev. Lovejoy: Well, I might as well get right down to business.
 * Bart: If you can't cure her, rev, could you at least get her to expand her repertoire?
 * Homer: And the big game starts in one hour, so try to make it snappy!


 * Marge: Reverend, how can I ever thank you enough for bringing my little girl back?
 * Rev. Lovejoy: No need to thank me, Mrs. Simpson. It's all in a holy day's work!
 * Lisa: Ohhhhhhh... why do I suddenly feel the urge to buy an Amy Grant album?!