He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs/Quotes


 * [Mr. Burns is at the mall, next to a fountain]
 * Mr. Burns: Hello, what do we have here?
 * [notices a penny at the bottom of the fountain]
 * Mr. Burns: But, why would I need another penny, when I have billions? Although, maybe I should take it to keep it out of the hands of that hoodlum over there.
 * [Ralph is now visible, licking an ice cream cone, not realizing that the ice cream has dropped to the ground]


 * [Bart's class enters a Krusty Burger on the way back to school from a field trip]
 * Milhouse: Principal Skinner, why did we have to leave the Touch and Learn Reptile House so early?
 * Principal Skinner: Because somebody was riding the giant tortoise naked.
 * Otto: It wasn't my fault. The drinking fountain dared me to do it.


 * [A helicopter attempts to rescue Lionel Richie after the private jet crashes into the water]
 * Helicopter Pilot: Mr. Richie, your American Music awards are weighing you down. Let them go!
 * : You let yours go!
 * Helicopter Pilot: I don't have any.
 * Lionel Richie: Of course you don't! [laughs smugly]