Cooking with Kang and Kodos/Quotes


 * Kang: What evil deed is this, Kodos?
 * Kodos: That is not evil you smell Kang. It is dinner! Serak the Preparer lent me his cookbook. I get so tired of take-put when he is away.


 * Kang: Hello, Speedy Pizza? I would like to order one of your nutritious belivery boy... er, I mean pizzas and make sure the delivery boy you send is plump and juicy, too!.


 * Kodos: How does this not look good? Fresh boys and berry pie. Whi a nice vat of hot speiced blarch bile on the syde?