Captain Cupcake and Pieboy!/Quotes


 * Pieman: Oh, I'm so hungry!
 * Cupcake Kid: Then let's go home... ...you know how mom feels about you going out at night and fighting crime.
 * Pieman: You think so, boy...? ...then why did she leave this article on my seat at breakfast if she doesn't want Pieman and The Cupcake Kid to investigate?


 * Professor Fink: Let's go, Snake... with the escaping and the absconding and the run-ning!
 * sea Captain: Arrr, not so fast, ye scurvy dog! Think ye to keel-haul heroes and pull anchor? Arrrr!
 * Professor Fink: Marie H. Curie! Snake!
 * Snake: Right here, Prof! Don't mess yourself!
 * Apu: Th-thank you, rob again!


 * Piekid: Wow, good work, captain! The avalanche was diverted around us!
 * Cupcake Kid: And if you're not good, I know where to find a lot of coal this Christmas!
 * Piekid: Why you little--- I mean big-- [GRR!]
 * Cupcake Kid: [GAK!] I never thought I'd say this, but [ACK!] I hate being an adult! We've got to find a way to reverse this!


 * Piekid:What are we gonna do?
 * Cupcake Man: Why are you asking me?
 * Piekid:You're the adult now! You have to do the brain work! And [HEH HEH] you have to go to work, too!
 * Cupcake Man: Suits me! 'Cause you're the one who has to to school!
 * Piekid:D'oh!


 * Professor Frink: Revert to.. my old self? With the law-abiding and the traffic ticket-paying and the jury duty! Good glaven, it's good to be back! Sorry, old-timer, but the delicate balance of nature must be maintained!
 * Grampa: Nerts to you poindexter!
 * Professor Frink: But.. how?
 * Pieman: You think so, boy...? ...then why did she I realized you avoided the Sea Captain at the Kwik-E-mart. Why? Maybe he kept saying "Arrr"... ...so we got a tape of him saying it and put in on a loop. That turned you back! Why?
 * Cupcake Kid: Because the difference between Professor Frink and Professor Fink is only an "R".