No Good Read Goes Unpunished/Quotes


 * Lisa: Something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect... What can you do?
 * [scene pans to a photo of Apu]
 * Marge: Some things will be handled at a later date.
 * Lisa: If at all.


 * Bart: Hey, I'm doing something educational.
 * Marge: Educational, my foot! I saw pixels.
 * Bart: It's TunnelCraft. A simulated world, where you explore, mine resources, and work with friends to build replicas of real buildings.
 * Marge: Can you die in it?
 * Bart: Yes.
 * Marge: It's a video game.


 * [In a book store]
 * Homer: [reads book title] Man-killing Snakes of the Amazon.
 * Book Store Owner: Sir, never say "Amazon" in a book store!