They'll Never Stop the Simpsons

They'll Never Stop The Simpsons is a song from the episode "Gump Roast" performed by Dan Castellaneta.

Episode version

 * Ullman shorts, Christmas show,
 * Marge's fling, Homer's bro,
 * Bart in well, Flanders fails,
 * Whacking snakes, Monorail,


 * Mr. Plow, Homer space,
 * Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
 * Lisa's future, Selma's hubby,
 * Marge not proud, Homer chubby,


 * Homer worries Bart is gay,
 * Poochie, U2, NRA,
 * Hippies, Vegas and Japan
 * Octuplets and Bart's boy band,


 * Marge murmurs, Maude croaks,
 * Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes,
 * Maggie blows Burns away,
 * What else do I have to say?!


 * They'll never stop The Simpsons!
 * Have no fear, we'll have stories for years, like
 * Marge becomes a robot,
 * Maybe Moe gets a cell phone, has Bart ever owned a bear?


 * Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding?
 * Where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo...
 * Sorry for the clip show.
 * Have no fears we'll have stories for years.

Album version

 * Kang:
 * I can't believe we're going to the People's Choice Awards.


 * Kodos:
 *  And tomorrow the daytime Emmys!
 * Ooh, it's Burt Reynolds and Michael Jeter!


 * Kang:
 * Could an "Evening Shade" reunion be in the works?


 * Kodos:
 * ''There's Shannon Doherty? Didn't you have a thing with her?


 * Kang:
 * Don't go there.


 * Singer:
 * Ullman shorts, Christmas show,
 * Marge's fling, Homer's bro,
 * Bart in well, Flanders fails,
 * Whacking snakes, Monorail,


 * Mr. Plow, Homer space,
 * Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
 * Lisa's future, Selma's hubby,
 * Marge not proud, Homer chubby,


 * Homer worries Bart is gay,
 * Poochie, U2, NRA,
 * Hippies, Vegas and Japan,
 * Octuplets and Bart's boy band,


 * Marge murmurs, Maude croaks,
 * Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes,
 * Maggie blows Burns away]
 * What else do I have to say?!


 * They'll never stop The Simpsons!
 * Have no fear, we'll have stories for years, like,
 * Marge becomes a robot,
 * Maybe Moe gets a cell phone, has Bart ever owned a bear?


 * Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding?
 * Where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo...
 * Sorry for the clip show.
 * Have no fears we'll have stories for years.

Behind the Laughter
It is a parody of 's song "". It is the tenth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

One clip that is not from an episode shows Homer using a pair of skis to jump a shark. This is a reference to the saying "jumping the shark" which is derived from the incident in  when Fonzie does the same thing. In the television industry, it is used to describe a show that has gone for too long and has lost its relevance.

The future plot lines mentioned in the song have all come true, after a fashion.