A Load of Trouble/Quotes


 * Lisa: Mom, where are you going?
 * Marge: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I have to drive Bart and Homer to the hospital right away.
 * Bart: We both ate a pork chop Homer found under the couch.
 * Homer: You ate most of it.
 * Lisa: But my jazz recital is tonight.
 * Marge: Don't worry. We'll be back in time. And since this will be your fathers' tenth stomach pumping. This month, we'll get Bart's for free.


 * Lisa: Okay, Lisa, if you can explain the effect of greenhouse gases on global warming to the Springfield Elementary student body, then surely, you can do a load of laundry! This should be easy. All I have to do is follow the instructions on the bottle. "Place soiled clothing in washing machine or washing machine-like device." [PFFT] They make these instructions for idiots.


 * Lisa: Snowball II? You got hair all over dad's suit! He needs that tonight. Well, If i was everything together, we should still have time to get to the recital. Maybe I should add some bleach, mom always says "a little bleach takes out a lotta stains."


 * Lisa: Augggh! Oh, no! I got juice on mom's dress, too! Gotta glean it before she get's back!


 * Bart: Cool, man! These clothes look like the stuff they pulled out of me at the hospital!
 * Homer: Cheer up, Marge. We're the best-dressed hippies in Springfield!
 * Marge: Oh, Homie, that may be... but what are we going to wear to church on Sunday?