Mathlete's Feat/Quotes


 * Ralph: If mommy's purse didn't belong in the microwave, why did it fit?


 * Principal Skinner: You're not supposed to be able to get outside our network.
 * Nelson: You shouldn't have made your password, "password".
 * Principal Skinner: It was the name of the street I grew up on, Password Drive.


 * Bart: Math? No one told me there would be math!
 * Lisa: We said there would be nothing but math. And your our team captain.
 * Bart: I thought I wouldn't have to do anything, like an Italian cruise captain.
 * Luigi Risotto: You're lucky that captain isn't here right now! He'd crash his ship all over your house!


 * Homer: [after Bart uses him to solve a math problem] Woo-hoo! I'm part of the solution!


 * Chalmers: Skinner, you did connect all the computers to surge protectors, right?
 * Principal Skinner: Yes, power strips.
 * Chalmers: You fool! All surge protectors are power strips but not viceversa!


 * Miss Hoover: The teacher's union will not stand for this.
 * Principal Skinner: It'll mean less work for you.
 * Miss Hoover: Really? I didn't think I could do less work.


 * Professor Frink: And now, someone who really loves math...
 * Krusty the Clown: Math? I thought they said meth. Drug reference!
 * Professor Frink: Do you even know what you're here for?
 * Krusty the Clown: What's to know? They send a limo, I get in, it takes me somewhere, I turn on the news to see what I did.


 * Homer: I feel like Beethoven after Charles Grodin accepted him as his pet.


 * Mr. Burns: [after a power surge] Was that us?
 * Smithers: No, sir.
 * Mr. Burns: [Chuckles] I love it when it's not us.