Ralph's Top 40

Ralph's Top 40 is a list over the top forty at Ralph from The Ralph Wiggum Book.

Top 40

 * 1) Kitty litter.
 * 2) Training pants.
 * 3) The color burple.
 * 4) My home mommy.
 * 5) My school mommy, Ms. Hoover.
 * 6) Getting smarterer and being the bestest.
 * 7) Playing Viking music on my nose flute.
 * 8) Tree sap.
 * 9) Paste.
 * 10) The funny thinkgs the leprechaun tells me to do.
 * 11) Dry pajamas.
 * 12) Whale eggs.
 * 13) Putting stuff in my nose.
 * 14) Finding stuff in my nose.
 * 15) Taking stuff out of my nose.
 * 16) Lisa Simpson.
 * 17) Huggy people on cable TV.
 * 18) Caterpillars, Princetipal Skinner, and my daddy.
 * 19) Bovine Li.
 * 20) Smell-O-Vision.
 * 21) Learning new words, like "New" and "Word."
 * 22) Sponges that taste like mommy's cooking.
 * 23) The talking matchsticks.
 * 24) Counting up to one.
 * 25) My harido. It's special!
 * 26) Books for dummies.
 * 27) Toenails and jell-o.
 * 28) Leftover car food.
 * 29) Worms.
 * 30) Getting de-wormed.
 * 31) Re-worming.
 * 32) Bus flimes.
 * 33) Yummy thumbtacks.
 * 34) Finding lumpy things in my mashed potatoes.
 * 35) The smell of spit up milk on a summer's day.
 * 36) Did i mention Lisa Simpson already?
 * 37) Corn nut breah.
 * 38) Spirochetes.
 * 39) Aquarium gravel.
 * 40) Wearing a bathrobe when i'm not even sick.