Pokey Mom/Quotes

Hey, if you're done with the washer can I make some booze in it? [sternly] Not until you finish your sundae. [sadly] Yes ma'am.
 * [Jack starts eating the sundae, looking pained with every bite.]

[confused/upset] What's wrong with my sundaes?

So how was it in the slammer? Terrific. Bart, Sideshow Bob says he'll be seeing you real soon. [chuckles] That Bob.

He painted a unicorn in outer space! I'm asking you, what's it breathing? Air. There ain't no air in space! There's an air and space museum.

Nooooooo! My Spine-O-Cylinder! They'll pay for what they did to my can! Forget it, Homer. It's chiro-town.

Which way is Mecca? I gotta do a little praying. Uh… [chuckles] I'm just yanking your chain! I'm Jewish.