Marjorie (song)

"Marjorie" is a song sung by and Homer at a party for Marge.

Episode version

 * Jackson Browne:
 * [starts playing piano]
 * You hooked up in high school,
 * Now you've come so far.
 * And you started to hate him
 * And hit him with your car.


 * Homer:
 * So I threw you a fancy banquet
 * And now you can't stay mad.
 * How 'bout a makeup snuggle?
 * It would be so rad.


 * Jackson Browne:
 * Margie, you're all right,
 * You wear my ring,
 * When you hold me tight,
 * Margie, that's my thing,
 * When you turn out the light,
 * I've got to hand it to me.
 * It looks like it's me and you again tonight,
 * Marjorie.


 * Marge:
 * Oh, I'm really touched by how much you care. I love you, too.


 * Homer:
 * So, uh, you don't wanna kill me anymore?


 * Marge:
 * Only with kisses. [Homer whimpers] Oh, don't be a wuss!


 * [she kisses him]


 * Jackson Browne:
 * Looks like it's me and you again tonight,
 * Marjorie.

Album version

 * Luigi Risotto:
 * And now Marge, I bringa you the main course. Electra recording artist slash political activist, Jackson Browne!


 * Marge:
 * Ooo, the Pretender!


 * Jackson Browne:
 * When Homer told me about this special night, I just had to be a part of it. I'm here to serenade you with a song...


 * [everyone cheers]


 * ...from my latest album.


 * [everyone groans]


 * Just kidding. Here's one of my many classics.


 * Homer:
 * That I fixed with new words!


 * Jackson Browne:
 * [starts playing piano]
 * You hooked up in high school,
 * Now you've come so far.
 * And you started to hate him
 * And hit him with your car.


 * Homer:
 * So I threw you a fancy banquet
 * And now you can't stay mad.
 * How 'bout a makeup snuggle?
 * It would be so rad.


 * Jackson Browne:
 * Margie, you're all right,
 * You wear my ring,
 * When you hold me tight,
 * Margie, that's my thing,
 * When you turn out the light,
 * I've got to hand it to me.
 * It looks like it's me and you again tonight,
 * Marjorie.


 * Marge:
 * Oh, I'm really touched by how much you care. I love you, too.


 * Homer:
 * So, uh, you don't wanna kill me anymore?


 * Marge:
 * Only with kisses. [Homer whimpers] Oh, don't be a wuss!


 * [she kisses him]


 * Jackson Browne:
 * Looks like it's me and you again tonight,
 * Marjorie.

Behind the Laughter
It is a parody of Browne's song "Rosie" from the album . The parody lyrics were written by Tim Long. It is the nineteenth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.