The Blunder Years/Quotes

Wait a minute! I remember falling in the mud, but I don't think that's why I've been screaming. Fine, crap all over my theory.

Ah, look at all them stars. Bunch of lazy lights, don't do nothing for nobody.

Well, is anything coming back to you? There have been so many classic Simpsons moments. I remember the time I tried to jump Springfield Gorge.
 * [Cut to flashback.]

I'm gonna make it!
 * [Cut back.]

No, dad! Everyone's sick of that memory!


 * [Lenny and Carl bring Homer home.]

Sorry, Mrs. S. He was kind of disruptin' things at work. Yeah! He ruined nap time and quiet time!

I guess it was a pretty funny prank. I like the ones where nothing catches on fire. Yeah. Nothing gets hurt, except feelings.

I came as home as fast as I could! What's going on? Watch what happens when I spill this blue liquid.
 * [She cleans it with the paper towel.]

You pulled me out of school for this?


 * [The trapdoor in Mr. Burns' office opens revealing Chief Wiggum and the Simpsons.]

What are you doing in my corpse hatch?! Mr Burns, you're under arrest for murder! Oh, uh... did I say "corpse hatch"? I meant "innocence tube"!