The Oddest Couple/Quotes


 * Clancy Wiggum: So, Snake... are you gonna talk, or do I have to start with the strong stuff?!
 * Snake:No, dude! No! I saaaid, "decaf only." If i drink to much regular coffee at this hour, I'll be awake all night!
 * Clancy Wiggum: Then you need to give up your accomplice now! Don't make me play good cop, sad cop!
 * Snake:Isn't it good cop, bad cop!
 * Clancy Wiggum: Oh, right! Yeah, thay makes way more sense. Plus my cyring was never that convicing.


 * Lou: Cheif! We have to talk you about Snake.
 * Eddie: Yeah, and that monkey we arrested...? He hired the same lawyer as the first one.
 * Clancy Wiggum: For you information, I was questioning Snake as part of an ongoing investigation.
 * Lou: We know that's not true, cheif. he's already in prision!
 * Eddie: Snake's not your friend. he's just using you.
 * Lou: Snake once robbed an orphanage!
 * Eddie: And he stole a seeing-eye dog from a blind nun!
 * Clancy Wiggum: You guys are wrong! People change! Snake's my friend!


 * Johnny D: Hey, Snake, some of us are breaking out of here to go get frozen yogurt. You want to come?
 * Snake: Break out? Are you kidding? I've got Springfield's top cop doing my bidding! I'll just have him bring the froyo in. He's already bought me a new TV, a massage chari, and a xylophone!


 * Eddie: Cheif... uh... you think it's wise to throw this ball? Everyon'es here. Who's watching Springfield?
 * Clancy Wiggum: Quiet, Lou. We need something to distract he people from our incompetence and corruption and rampant monkey lawsuits!


 * Clancy Wiggum: Well, Snake, thanks for saving my life. Even if you did use me.
 * Snake: Yeah, sorry, dude. And thanks for putting a good word in with the judge and Springing me from the joint.