TV Sucks

"TV Sucks" is a dialogue spoken by Homer and Bart.

Lyrics

 * Homer:
 * Someday you'll thank me for this, son.


 * Bart:
 * Not bloody likely.


 * Homer:
 * No, it's true.
 * You know, when I was a boy.
 * I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
 * but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
 * So I held my breath until I passed out
 * and banged my head on the coffee table.
 * The doctor thought
 * I might have brain damage.


 * Bart:
 * Dad, what's the point of this story?


 * Homer:
 * I like stories.


 * Bart:
 * Can I please
 * go to the movie?


 * Homer:
 * I know my punishment might seem
 * a little harsh, but I can't go back on it.
 * You're welcome to watch
 * anything you want on TV.


 * Bart:
 * TV sucks.

Behind the Laughter
It's the twenty-sixth track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.