Homer the Hopeless Romantic/Quotes


 *  [ Homer and Marge are in the family room watching a romantic film on television. Snowball II is lying on the floor.]
 * Marge: Homey, how come you're never romantic the way people on TV are?
 * Homer: For your information, I just so happen to be a hopeless romantic! Don't you remember the first time we met?
 * [We flashback to when Homer and Marge unite in a meadow.]
 * Homer: Marge!
 * Marge: Homey!
 * [Homer narrates: "It was love at first sight". Next, Homer and Marge are sitting together. Homer is holding a bouquet of roses.]
 * Homer: A rose by any other name...would be Marge.
 * Marge: [sigh]
 * [Homer narrates: "I knew from the start that we would spend the rest of our lives together. Next, Homer and Marge are at the beach in bathing costumes.]
 * Homer: [talking into a shell] Why yes, I am here with the prettiest girl in Springfield!
 * Marge: Hee, hee, hee.
 * [Homer narrates: "I will cherish those days for the rest of my life!"]

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 * [Back in the living room:]
 * Marge: Humph! You don't remember what happened the first time we really met, do you?
 * ["1973..." A young Homer and Barney are stood outside a convenience store. A young Marge is walking towards them.]
 * Homer: Hey, lady, will you buy us some beer?
 * Marge: I'm the same age as you are! I'm in your class at school?
 * Homer: Yeah, but you look a lot older!
 * Marge: Hrmmm...