Four Regrettings and a Funeral/Quotes


 * Marge: Poor Chip. Such a big part of everyone's life.
 * Homer: People called him the "6th Simpson." I'm not sure why.


 * Mr. Burn: If it makes you feel worse, I'm the man who bought the stock you sold.
 * Homer: I'll bet a rich man like you has no regrets at all.


 * Reverend Lovejoy: So, is there truly anyone among us without regrets?
 * Agnes: I have no regrets.
 * Seymour: Really, Mother?
 * Agnes: Oh, I didn't see you there.


 * Mr.Burn: Speaking of return on investments, my Apple stock is up 3,500%.
 * Homer: Aw, you misheard that on purpose!


 * Milhouse: Why are you doing this, Bart?
 * Bart: 50% attention-seeking, 50% to drop things on people.
 * Ralph: He's gonna visit my sky granny.


 * Rafael: (to Homer) That's a ball-proof window, sir. Would you like me to ask Siri for a nearby hospital?
 * Siri: (to Rafael) I'm sorry, I don't see any "hops petals" near you. Deleting all contact information.
 * Rafeal: No, no, I didn't ask you to do that, Siri. I...
 * Siri: Delete confirmed.


 * Ned Flanders: Pray for a miracle, boy. God can hear you better from up there.
 * Bart: (Pray to God) Dear Lord, please help me land safely. Or transform this basket into a flying killer robot that I control with my mind. Amen.
 * Ned Flender: That's not a prayer.
 * Bart: My God says it is.


 * Marge: It's all my fault. I should never have listened to those KISS albums when I was pregnant.
 * Chief Wiggum: (to Marge) Marge, with all due respect, that's ridiculous. My Sarah listened to Mozart and Churchill speeches when she was pregnant with Ralphie, and he can't even open a refrigerator.


 * Luann Van Houten: "Milhouse, are you the bottom half of that mischief?"