Bart's Top 40

Bart's Top 40 is a list over the top forty at Bart from The Bart Book.

Top 40

 * 1) My moral compass, Mr. Herschel Krustofski-aka Krusty the Clown.
 * 2) Skeleton keys.
 * 3) Finding change in coin returns.
 * 4) "*67"-the code that disables Caller I.D.
 * 5) Televised police chases.
 * 6) The easygoing "free sample" lady at Try 'N' Save who doesn't mind many happy returns.
 * 7) My trusty slingshot.
 * 8) The classic cherry Squishee.
 * 9) The killer combination of model rockets, action figures, and kite string.
 * 10) Getting full-sized candy bars while Trick or Treat-ing.
 * 11) That awesome millisecond of weightlessness when Otto catches air driving the bus over the dip on Elm Steet.
 * 12) Writing in wet cement.
 * 13) Watching firworks from the rood.
 * 14) School assemblies.
 * 15) Staying home sick from school when you're not actually sick.
 * 16) A perfectly executed ollie.
 * 17) Rusty, creaky carnival rides run by surly dudes in wife-beater T-shirts.
 * 18) Animated holiday specials.
 * 19) All you can eat anything.
 * 20) Waking up at 7 A.M. ready for school, and realizing it's Saturday.
 * 21) Comic book conventions.
 * 22) Radioactive Man #628: The ish where Radioactive Man uses the sun as a weapon against the Cosmic Commander, shouting, "Have a ball--of incomprehensibly hot nuclear energy!" (Genius! You can't make that suff up!)
 * 23) Ice cream on a hot summer day.
 * 24) Ice cream on a freezing day.
 * 25) Ice cream on a room-temperature day.
 * 26) The flying monkeys in #Wizard of OZ" (Actuall, pretty much monkeys in general).
 * 27) Phlegm (also on my Bottom 40).
 * 28) Clueless substitute teachers.
 * 29) Seeing people mistake wasabi for gucamole.
 * 30) The "Krusty's Kut-Out Klassics" DVD clip where a hot studio light falls on Sideshow Bob's head, causing his hair to burst into flames.
 * 31) The beloved cartoon violence of "Itchy & Scratchy."
 * 32) Making Milhouse laugh hard enough to make milk shoot out of his nose.
 * 33) Snow forts.
 * 34) Watching televised surgery during suppertime.
 * 35) The tripple deck, fat-fried, Jumbo Joke Funny Meal with medium setzer at Krustyburger.
 * 36) When Mom burns the salmon croquettes and we get to eat #35.
 * 37) Truckasaurus.
 * 38) The annual field trip to the "Ah, Fudge!" factory.
 * 39) Getting Skinner's goat.
 * 40) Playing catch in the yard with Homer. (Don't tell him!)