Battle of the Boy-Bands!/Quotes


 * Lisa: Mom! Mom! I sent in essays to two diffrent magazines and I won them both and i'ts almost three o'clock and what am I going to do what am I going to dooooo?!!?!
 * Marge: Lisa! Calm down honey... I don't undersand what you're saying!


 * Dermott: Hi, Lisa. I'm Dermott! These are from the guts in the band wepicked them out outselves, just for you!
 * Shades: I'm Shades! Your eassy said you liked books, Lisa, so we got you this book on the making of "Titanic." It has pictures and everything it came with a CD, but we... uh.. lost it.


 * Dermott: It's our pleasure, Lisa. The Backyard Boys would do anythinkg for our number one fan!!
 * Shades: Hey, take a powder, pretty boy! Lisa's our number one fan!
 * Lisa: Now, guys! There's no need to arque... it's just a mistake! I had noe idea that both dates would be on the same day!


 * The Backyard Boys (singing): You are... my love, My lvoe, you are my love, you are my, love, love my you am I your love? Love me you. Am i your love? Your love... Am i? Love, love, your am I love am I?
 * Lisa: [SIGH]


 * N'Style (singing): You pick up the phone and you make the call. It only takes twelve words to sat it all! Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Baby Bye Bye Bye Bye! Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Baby Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye BabyBye Bye Bye Bye Bye!