Sky Police/Quotes


 * Apu: Card counting is not even gambling. It's math.
 * Marge: And it's not even against the rules.


 * Bart: God doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper.


 * Apu: Could you not call me a heathen? It's an insult to Hanuman the monkey-headed lord of winds who believes the sun to be a ripe mango... and, okay I hear it.


 * Marge: I can’t believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money!


 * Reverend Lovejoy: Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.


 * Homer: Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn.


 * Apu: I think I can help you get the money that you need.
 * Marge: But you don't go to our church.
 * Apu: Granted, I do not share your faith, but the yahoos in this town need a church to deliver weekly reminders not to steal-- from me.
 * Apu: And not to take a life-- my life.