Son of Homer's Odyssey/Quotes


 * Bart: You pulled me out of school for this? Why do I have to be here?
 * Homer: Your mom thinks we don't spend enough time together. Now let's get the squirrels out of this secret R&D facility. Mmm... R&D!
 * Bart: Hugh? What do you think "R&D" stands for?
 * Homer: Ribs and donuts, what else?


 * Professor Frink: Oh, Bart, I created those mutant creatures for Mr. Burns, but I never thought they'd be used for evil.
 * Bart: You never thought Mr. Burns would use monsters for evil?
 * Professor Frink: Well "evil," yes. But not super-duper mega-evil!


 * Homer: Whew! I'm popped! If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office taking a nap!
 * Comic Book Guy: I don't get it! Why was Homer put in charge of all of us?
 * Seymour Skinner: He had the most experience. He say's he's been working here for twenty-seven years.
 * Comic Book Guy: Well, that hardly makes sense!


 * Bart: Hans Moleman?
 * Hans Moleman: Hello.
 * Bart: You're the leader of--
 * Hans Moleman: The Mole Men, yes. I discovered them living under the nuclear plant. The radiation caused them to mutate from actual moles, and they need a leader.
 * Bart: So they picked you?
 * Hans Moleman: Not at first. I bean running for leader in 1996, but only got elected this year after the current leader was involved in a grub embezzling scandal.
 * Bart: Well, I need to get to the Monorail.
 * Hans Moleman: Oh, that's impossible. That's where I live. I won't let anyone near it!


 * Mr. Burns: What?! You dare to rebel?
 * Lenny: Yeah! Being slaves is one thing, but putting Homer in charge was just too much! He ate all our food for lunch!
 * Homer: That's only half true! I'm saving some of your lunches for dinner!