Cassandra Patterson

Cassandra Patterson is a woman who lives in a lighthouse near Sideshow Bob's Abandoned Lighthouse.

History
Cassandra visited Sideshow Bob to deliver him some muffins and to flirt with him. She then asked Bob if he had any deep, dark secrets, to which he said he didn't. She then asked Bob if he had ever thought about children. Cassandra then told Bob that she mentioned him in town so he may get some visitors. Bob then ran up the stairs of his lighthouse and said that he was a fool to let his guard down with a woman who runs a seaward-aiming Fresnel lens.

Later, Cassandra brought Bob a Christmas present, a rake, and told Bob that she knew who he was. She told Bob that she wanted him to kiss her before the two of them started to sing "Baby, It's Cold Outside" together. She and Bob then signed a "Snuggle Contract" saying that both of them knew what they were getting into.