Off the Grid/Quotes


 * Mr. Burns: Look at all that electricity! Lights burning, heats firing! Isn't it beautiful?
 * Waylon Smithers: I'd go as far as to say it was romantic, sir.


 * Homer: This can't be right! How can they want this much? I won't pay it!
 * Marge: I don't think we can pay it.
 * Homer: We can always dip into Bart's college fund.
 * Homer & Marge: Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!!
 * Bart: You know every time you make that joke, my self-esteem dies a little.


 * Marge: We have to something about these bills. We can cut our costs by become more energy consicious.
 * Homer: Cutting costs won't just help us, but it'll also stick it to the man!
 * Bart: I like the sound of that. What do we have to do?
 * Lisa: It's simple... we use less power. First thing to do is turn down the thermostat.
 * Homer: But then we'll be cold.
 * Lisa: Not if we add layers of clothing!
 * Homer: But sweaters don't compliment my figure.
 * Bart:[Mmphggh!]
 * Marge: Bart, shush!
 * Lisa: This says that for every one degree we lower the therostat that we'll save five perecent on our heating bill.
 * Homer: Five percent for every degreee? I say we turn it all the way off!


 * Edna: Bart told me the other day that you've been living off the power grid for a week.
 * Marge: The longest week of my life!
 * Edna: I say "bravo!" you inspired me to do the same thing.
 * Marge: Inspired you?
 * Professor Frink: And me as well!
 * Marge:You don't say?
 * Professor Frink: Glaving! After I heard about your cause, I Started making with the solar panels and the wind turbines. [NG-HEY!]
 * Lisa: See, mom? I told you we were making a real difference! By shrinking our caron fottprint we're doing out part to save the plant.


 * Lisa: I think we should turn the power back on!
 * Homer: What?
 * Lisa: If we all promise to try to converse more, we'll help the planet. That'll be enough.