Much Apu About Nothing

"Much Apu About Nothing" is the twenty-third episode of season 7.

Plot
It all begins with a bear in the middle of the road. Flanders comes home and is quite scared by the bear and runs to his house. Homer then tries to leave the house by using the powerline later, Chief Wiggum shoots a blow dart at the bear, but accidentally hits Barney. Wiggum's second shot hits the bear, knocking it out. When the neighborhood sees what the bear did, Homer says he's tired of the constant bear attacks, even though Ned says this is the only bear attack he's ever seen. Homer leads an angry mob to City Hall to get the mayor to start a bear patrol to make sure no bears ever come into Springfield.

The Mayor approves and starts the Bear Patrol. Unfortunately, the Bear Patrol proves to be costly due to its excessive use of high-tech equipment and vehicles, and this extravagance is reflected in the extra 5 dollars the citizens have to pay in taxes to keep the patrol running. Homer is outraged saying that it's the biggest tax increase in history, before Lisa corrects him saying that it's the smallest tax increase in history. Still outraged anyway, he leads another mob to City Hall, and—once again showing how illogical Springfielders are—protests the high taxes while stating that they want to keep the Bear Patrol but won't pay for it. Mayor Quimby, thinking quickly, blames the high taxes on illegal immigrants, and announces that there will be a where the townspeople will vote on whether to deport these immigrants.

The residents of Springfield are shown people putting up signs in favor of Proposition 24, to deport the illegal immigrants. Homer is in the Kwik-E-Mart talking to Apu, and Apu reveals that he is an illegal immigrant (he never got around to going through the citizenship process after his student visa expired). Apu decides he desperately does not want to be deported, so he gets fake United States citizenship documents from Fat Tony. After trying to act like an American for one day, Apu decides he can't keep it up and that he has to get American citizenship the fair way, because of a memory of his mother and father telling him always to be himself. He decides to take the United States Citizenship test.

Homer takes Apu home and gives him wildly inaccurate information about U.S. history and government. Homer then gives Apu his 9th grade history notes, and leaves him alone to study all night. However, Apu falls asleep. When he wakes up, he realizes he has slept all night and says he's forgotten everything that Homer taught him. Lisa replies, "Perfect! Let's go!"

Apu takes the citizenship test along with Dr. Nick Riviera, Bumblebee Man, Groundskeeper Willie, Akira Kurosawa, Fat Tony, Louie, Krusty the Clown and, ironically, a disguised Moe Syzlak (who had been hostile and unsympathetic to immigrants throughout the episode). Apu passes and the Simpsons throw him a party congratulating him on becoming an American. The final shot of the episode is Willie being deported. As the ship he is on heads out to sea, he says, "Ingrates!"

Production
Much Apu About Nothing