There's No Business Like Shoe Business/Quotes


 * Marge: The kids are awfully quiet.
 * Homer: Should I go yell at them?
 * Lisa: Mom! Dad! Look!
 * Marge: So much for quiet.


 * Marge: Mop shoes? These are useful as well as comfortabel. I can dance and celan at the same time.
 * Lisa: Go, mom, go!
 * Homer: And unlike a regular nuclear power plant, these make great donut holders!


 * Homer: Boy, is it true you're using Maggie to make money?
 * Bart: Uhh... yes.
 * Homer: Then we're going to need thse meagphones!
 * Bart: Get your shoes here! Treat your feet to as shoe sensation!


 * Marge: Homer, I'm worried we're working Maggie too hard. She's already been through a dozen pacifers and it's only noon!
 * Homer: Relax, Marge. I'm sure if there was a problem Maggie would tell us.
 * Bart: And thanks to Maggie I wasn't kicked out of school today.
 * Edna: It's ture. I wanted to suspend Bart for putting gum in my hair... ...but I'm too relaxed! These shoes make me feel like I'm on as Island vacation. I just had to drop by and say thank you!


 * Kent Brockman: But back in Springfield, people aren't seeing "eye to eye." Here now is Chief WIggum to explain my clever turn of phrase.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Everybody is staring at their feet and not looking where they're going, so people are crashing into each other.
 * Dr. Hibbert: This is a serious matter. I'd like to help, but I'm too busy admiring these wonderful shoes. Ah hee hee hee!
 * Kent Brockman: We now go live to City Hall where mayor Quimby is convening an emergency meeting on the situation.