Worst Con Ever!/Quotes


 * Marge: Well, this certainly has grown... have fun, Homie. We'll be in the daycare room.
 * Homer: Fun? Aw... I hate conventions! Nerds are my mortal enemy! What am I supposed to do her?!


 * Bart: How's it goin'?
 * Comic Book Guy: Sales are deader than M. Night Shyamalan's career. It seems the riffraff here don't read comics anymore. This convention has become nothing but a commercial for bloated block-busters and subpar TV Shows.


 * Bart: Hey, Homer. Look at these sweet tools of destruction! No, relaly. These things are dangerous. You need to see this!
 * Homer: The only thing I need to see is Christmas Ape.


 * Lindsay Naegle: As part of petrochem petrochemical corporation's court-orded public service settlement, we're pleased to introduce Malibu Stacy's home of the 21st century! The Malibu Stacy eco-village features the newest in green technology!
 * Lisa: Wind power! Solar panels! Hybrid cars! This is the Malibu Stacy world of my dreams!
 * Janey: Sure, if your dreams are lame.


 * Marge: So, your survived a day of mingling with nerds?
 * Homer: Ah, they're okay. Nerds are just like us but more enthusiastic about teh stuff they like. I even made a few new friends. Where's Maggie?
 * Marge: Oh, she's made a new friend, too.
 * Homer: Homina! Homina!
 * Lisa: It's Christmas Ape!
 * Bart: Cool! This has been the best con ever!