The Great Money Caper/Quotes

Lies got us into this mess, Son. From now on, it's honesty all the way.
 * [At home.]

You were carjacked… in the church parking lot?! Absolutely. We had stopped in for a quick prayer, when -- Bart, would you call him a crazy man? Definitely… well, crazy about carjacking. What did he look like? Um… let's see… he was… foreign… and he had… Wild, bushy hair -- like an animal! Anything else? Well, he seemed like a loner -- kept to himself, mostly. And, he said if we went to the cops, he'd come back for Maggie. [gasps] Oh, dear! We don't want that! Any who, the whole nightmare has really made us sleepy. Let's hit the hay.

Why are we still grifting? The car's paid for; doesn't that balance out the universe? In a way, but I also remembered some other stuff, like my bike that was stolen in third grade. Plus the baldness. Okay, I'm sold.

I don't know, Mom, I think they're up to something. Sure looks that way, but at least Bart and Homer are spending quality time together. It that a Long Island iced tea? Oh, this? Hmm, I think it is! [drinks it] You're a pretty girl. [pats Lisa's face]