G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)/Quotes


 * Milhouse: Bart, can we go to Banana Republic? There's a mannequin there I have a crush on.
 * Bart: Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever... [sees the mannequin] Oh my God, she's beautiful!


 * Principal Skinner: I'd do anything for my beloved Army.
 * Army Recruiter: How about re-enlisting?
 * Principal Skinner: How about you bite me?


 * Homer: Hey baby. Ya like obstacle courses?


 * Moe: Heh, heh. This is the first time I ever watered down my liquor!
 * Lenny: Moe, why are your eyes darting back and forth like that?


 * Homer: How would you like to be stacked naked in a pile and while a hillbilly girl points and laughs at you?
 * Cletus: That was our last Christmas card!


 * Army Recruiter: Yo! I don't know which one I dig more: Hip-hop, Crunk or serving my country.
 * Jimbo: Are you guys hitting on us?


 * Army Recruiter: We just want to talk to you about something near and dear to us.
 * Dolph: What? Being gay?
 * Army Recruiter: Close. The Army.


 * Marge: Homer, our son joined the army!
 * Homer: Yeah, big deal. By the time Bart is 18, we're gonna control the world... We're China, right?


 * Lisa: Fur is murder! [Splashes blood on him] When's the Krusty movie coming out?
 * Krusty: Ugh, this is ruined. [To assistant] Give me the backup. Now the babies. And the monkey head mittens. Yeah, I'm a real class act.


 * Army recruit: Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
 * Army colonel: Yes, I can. Congress slipped it into the National Broccoli Day proclamation


 * Army Sergeant: Gentleman, I'm going to be frank; never before has the army accepted recruits with such low test scores.
 * Homer: That's an odd way to start handing out medals.


 * [Homer peers out of a manhole cover at oncoming tanks]
 * Homer: Bring it on chumps! [The tank runs over the manhole he's peeping out of] Oooh! Fingers, fingers, fingers!


 * Homer: [to the drill instructor] Are you going to ask us our major malfunctions?


 * Chalmers: Ugh, I'm not bald, I'm balding. Why doesn't anyone honor the ding?
 * Skinner: I honor the ding, sir.
 * Chalmers: What the hell are you talking about?


 * Marge: Don't worry. I have a secret weapon. One more deadly then any gun.
 * Bart: Lisa's face?
 * Marge: A phone tree.