Inherit the Windfall/Quotes


 * Milhouse: My bad made me the assistant manager. I can make you assistant assistant manager, Bart.
 * Bart: I don't know. That sounds like work...
 * Milhouse: Come on, Bart! I'll let you eat all the candy you want!
 * Bart: I'm in.
 * Milhouse: How about you, Lisa? You can be my personal assistant!
 * Lisa: Pass.
 * Milhouse: [SIGH!] And so the dance contiunes.


 * Bart: ...and they wre laughing with him, not at him! All my pranksterism is useless! I can't belive Milhouse has become so popular.
 * Lisa: I don't know, Bart. Maybe you should just be happy for his success.
 * Bart: That is' it! I can use his success against him!
 * Lisa: That's not wwhat I said!


 * Kirk: Son, your giveway was a greate idea!
 * Milhouse: It was?
 * Bart: It was?!
 * Kirk: Everyone loveed the free sampels so much, they bought out our entire stock! I just oredered more! The shipment won't be here until tomorrow, so let's close up early and go out for pizza!
 * Bart: D'oh!


 * Bart: Ya know, it feels pretty good to have a best friend I can actually feel prout of! Thought I'd report early to work today, good boss, better buddy.
 * Milhouse: Oh. That's great, Bart. But... we kind of wen't out of business.
 * Bart: What?!
 * Milhouse: Dad took all the profits from the store and invested in what he thought was the nexxt big thing!
 * Kirk: I thought for sure pagers were making a comeback!


 * Bart: Aye, carumba!
 * Lisa: Bart, I think it's time you accept that Milhouse is rich and popular.