Those Were the Days

"Those Were the Days" is the theme song from the American sitcom . It has been sung by Homer and Marge on two different occasions.

Lisa's Sax

 * Homer:
 * Boy, the way the played...


 * Marge:
 * Movies John Travolta made...


 * Homer:
 * Guessing how much Elvis weighed...


 * Homer and Marge:
 * Those were the days.


 * Marge:
 * And you know where you WEEEEEEEEERE then!!!


 * Homer:
 * Watching shows like .


 * Homer and Marge:
 * Mister, we could use a man like again!


 * Homer:
 * "" and Fleetwood Mac...


 * Marge:
 * Coming out of my ...


 * Homer and Marge:
 * Michael Jackson still was black.
 * Those were the daaaaaaaaaaaaays!


 * [Canned applause]


 * Announcer [speaking]:
 * The Simpsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Reprise

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 * Homer:
 * Bart was feeling mighty blue.


 * Marge:
 * It's a shame what school can do.


 * Apu [suddenly appearing outside the open window]:
 * For no reason, here's Apu.


 * Homer, Marge and Apu:
 * Those were the daaaaaaaaaaaaays!

Mr. Lisa's Opus

 * Homer:
 * Boy, the way Nirvana played.


 * Marge:
 * Steroids caused a hit parade.


 * Homer:
 * had it made.


 * Homer and Marge:
 * Those were the days.


 * Homer:
 * And we had real heroes then,


 * Marge:
 * Like Jar Jar Binks and.


 * Homer and Marge:
 * Mister we could use a man like Richard Simmons again.


 * Homer:
 * Watching films like .


 * Marge:
 * Then rewinding all the tape.


 * Homer and Marge:
 * Gee, our modems dialed up great.


 * Homer:
 * [makes dial-up modem noises]


 * Homer, Marge and Lisa:
 * Those were the days.

Behind the Laughter

 * "Those Were the Days" is the theme song from the American sitcom , which originally aired from 1971 to 1979. It was performed at the beginning of every episode by the two main characters, Archie and Edith Bunker.
 * The music was written by Charles Strouse and the original lyrics by Lee Adams.
 * Homer's and Marge's performance (sitting at the piano, singing slightly off-key, waxing nostalgic in the lyrics) is exactly the same as Archie's and Edith's, except for the parody lyrics.
 * It is part of the "Lisa's Sax (Medley)" track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.