Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment/Quotes

[toasting] To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

I'll take 42 bathtubs please. Today you can buy 50 for $3000. I said 42!

Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we- [in unison] Go to your room Lisa!


 * [Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws a TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his chair.]

Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there? Rex Banner. I'm running this department now. Wiggum you're out. Suspended definetly. Huh? ''[to Eddie]' Tuck in that shirt! [to Lou] Get those shoes shining! [to an unidentified officer] Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers!
 * [Wiggum stands up.]

[to Wiggum] Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye? Well... No, no, I guess not.

[drunkly to the camera] What are you looking at? 'What are you looking at?' The innocent words of a drunken child. Well I'll tell you what were looking at young man. A town gone mad! A town is very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit! I'm going out to Moe's for a couple of beers. I'll come with you. No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother. Oh honey you're not the world's worst mother. What about that freezer lady in Georgia? [Marge murmurs disappointingly]