Angry Dad Flips His Lid

Angry Dad Flips His Lid is a story that appears in.

Synopsis
gets a toupee, loses it in the wind, and gets into a one-sided bar fight when he tries to get it back.

Plot
Angry Dad buys a toupee from Topper's Toupee Shop. He is pleased with how it looks, but as soon as he leaves the shop, a gust of wind blows the toupee right off of his head. He looks around for it, then sees a man with hair that looks similar to the toupee and figures that the man has the toupee. (Even a very slightly closer look at the man's hair, however, reveals that it's a different color from Angry Dad's toupee.)

Angry Dad accosts the man and tugs on his hair, trying to get his toupee back, but without success since it is (of course) the man's real hair. The man is not pleased with having his hair pulled, and he gives Angry Dad a dirty look. Angry Dad then realizes that they're standing in the doorway of Motorcycle Mike's, a biker bar, and that the man he accosted is evidently a regular customer there, as several other customers in the bar are making fists and also giving Angry Dad dirty looks.

The customers of Motorcycle Mike's gang up on Angry Dad, beat him up and kick him out of the bar. Now beaten up and lying in the street, and still toupee-less, Angry Dad laments that his head is cold. Next to him, a raccoon with Angry Dad's toupee on its head laughs at Angry Dad's plight.