Treehouse of Horror XX/Quotes

Opening

 * Count Dracula: Ah, Halloween. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
 * Boys: Hey, lame-os. Turner Classic Movies called. They want their costumes back.
 * Frankenstein: We lame-os?
 * Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.

Don't Have a Cow, Mankind

 * Kent Brockman: I'm here at Krusty Burger for the launch of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared." Krusty, what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich?
 * Krusty: I'm glad you asked, Kent. We start with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared!
 * Homer: The math checks out!
 * Lisa: Cows eating cows?! That's an abomination!
 * Marge: Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice.
 * Kent Brockman: And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime-against-nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... [changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow]
 * Krusty: Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... [Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills Squeaky Voiced Teen and then kills the camera man]


 * Moe: A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me.
 * Barney: All right!
 * Carl: Yeah, you better!
 * Lenny: Thank you.


 * Rainier Wolfcastle: Come with me if you want to live.
 * [Zombies burst in and attack Wolfcastle]
 * Homer: Another politician who can't keep his promises.


 * Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
 * Marge: Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? There must be another way.


 * Lisa: Apu, how do you survive?
 * Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted burgers. As a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth. [He shows the weapons on the roof inside the SUV]


 * Lisa: Time has passed. Children play in the streets. At night, there is music and laughter. And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.