The Simpsons Movie/Quotes


 * Ralph Wiggum: [after seeing Bart naked] "I like men now!"


 * Homer Simpson: (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"
 * Lisa Simpson: "Dad, we can't see the movie"
 * Homer Simpson: "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! "[points to audience/viewer]


 * [The family is late for Church]


 * Marge Simpson: "I hate being late."
 * Homer Simpson: "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed?"
 * Marge Simpson: "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
 * Homer Simpson: "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
 * Homer: [as he walks down the aisle] "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"


 * [Grampa in church]


 * Abraham Simpson: "People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail, a thousand eyes, trapped forever!.


 * [Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]


 * Lisa: "Dad, do something!"
 * Homer: [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"
 * Grampa: "Beware, beware! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa!" Believe me! Believe meeeeee!!


 * Lisa: "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
 * Milhouse: "Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
 * Nelson Muntz: [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"
 * Milhouse: "It's a myth, further study is needed!"


 * [Nelson punches Milhouse]


 * Nelson Muntz: "That's for selling out your beliefs." [runs off]


 * Marge Simpson: "A thousand eyes... what could that be?"
 * Abraham Simpson: "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."


 * Homer Simpson: [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."


 * Homer Simpson: "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."


 * [after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]
 * Homer: D'oooooooooohhhmmme!


 * Homer: [looking at the angry mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
 * Mob: [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
 * Homer: D'oh...


 * Lisa: [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this ---
 * Bart: [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
 * Lisa: [punches Bart in the face] Perfect.


 * Bart: [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
 * Cargill: What treasure?!
 * Bart: The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
 * Cargill: I'm a weiner?


 * Homer: Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
 * Bart: How naked?
 * Homer: Fourth base.
 * Bart: But girls might see my doodle.
 * Homer: Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (also holding up the middle finger) "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (sees Bart skating naked) Bawk?


 * Homer: You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!'''