Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play/Quotes

Bart: You suck!

Lisa: I concur!

Homer: We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!

Homer: So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers? Tabitha Vixx: They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.

"Jock Squawk" host: And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?

Isotopes announcer: Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!

Homer: And you said it would never work.

Duffman: Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!

Duffman: Duffman gives the people what they want!

Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?

Duffman: Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!

Second Duffman (entering): Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!

Both Duffmen: Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Lisa: Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. (they then listen closely)

Homer (in distance): And I say, a monkey can mow our lawn!

Baseball Announcer: That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!

Lenny: Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?

Carl: I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now. Lenny: I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.

Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp): (on his cellphone) Cancel all my appointments.

Marge: (To Homer) The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!

Homer: Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!