Dear Santa Claus

Dear Santa Claus is a list to Santa Claus what he want for Christmas (or New Year's if he running late) from Ralph in The Ralph Wiggum Book. He also in his letter ask if he is related with his daddy for both sounds like Edward G. Robinson.

List

 * 1) Grown-up scissors
 * 2) Sticky remover
 * 3) Viking helmet
 * 4) Catt saddle
 * 5) "Christmas Ape Goes to Camp David" DVD
 * 6) A pine clone
 * 7) Lo-cragb crayons
 * 8) My own talk show
 * 9) Spongebob Squarepants (size 8 Husky)
 * 10) Indoor seesaw
 * 11) Bird control pills
 * 12) Magic 8-ball that dosent boss me around
 * 13) Easier bakw oven
 * 14) Glown-in-the-dark wallpaper
 * 15) Big boy underpants
 * 16) Trip-N-Slide
 * 17) "No more tears" toothpaste
 * 18) Eight minute abs
 * 19) My Krusty Pony (R)
 * 20) Scratch-N-Sniff pillow
 * 21) An extreme makeover
 * 22) Bathtime trampoline
 * 23) Love handles
 * 24) My own pet whack-a-mole
 * 25) Chocolate Easter Bunny