Frosty Krusty Flakes

Frosty Krusty Flakes is a one-page 'advertisement' in Simpsons Illustrated 1.

Plot
An ad for Krusty's Frosty Krusty Flakes.

Ingredients
Sweetened corn husk chips, sweetened corn cob chips, sweetened corn weevil bits, corn-threshing machinery paint chips, conveyor belt dust, cereal-packing machinery rust bits, earth particles and assorted pesticide flavorings.

Warning
Contents may have settled during shipping. If box appears to be less than half full, don't come whining to us.

Krusty's Kwality Guarantee
This stuff is good. It doesn't need any guarantee. Buy my cereal.