Gone Boy/Quotes


 * President Kennedy: Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.
 * Bart:(sarcastically) Doesn't sound like any president I know.


 * Bart: Nothing good ever comes from trying.


 * Nelson: Oh. I give up. If you find Bart, give me his lunch money.
 * Milhouse: Well, I'm never giving up.
 * Nelson: Why not?
 * Milhouse: Because searching forever is much easier than me finding a new friend.
 * [Milhouse starts leaving]
 * Nelson: I could be your new friend.
 * [Milhouse stops]
 * Milhouse: What was that?
 * Nelson: Nothing.


 * Kent Brockman: With 78% of the search area reporting, Channel Six is now projecting that Bart Simpson is dead. That's right. Self-proclaimed underachiever Bart Simpson, dead at the age of ten. Now let's look at the districts where he's deadest.


 * Sideshow Bob: Lord, why do you kill things that I want to kill? Take me now, vile rake!


 * Shaq: You're scaring me. I don't have any money.


 * Homer: [to Abe; in the woods] You can't die here! You have to die in a nursing home where your body falls apart while you burn through your savings until you're a worthless vegetable. You know, with dignity.