Bart Simpson's Day Off/Quotes


 * Bart: Smell that fresh air! Look at the blue sky! It's too nice a day to waste at school today is a day for fun.
 * Milhouse: Forget it, Bart, we'll get caught.
 * Bart: No, we won't.


 * Leopold: Come back here, you little Maggots! You can try to run and you can try to hide, but yor butts are mine.


 * Barney: Whoa, Sonny and Cher! My hallucinations are improving. I usually see the Captain and Tennille after I've been to Moe's.


 * Bart: Grampa!
 * Grampa: Hey, weren't you two on Lawrence welk?
 * Bart: It's me Bart!


 * Milhouse: Aw, man! We've got a whole month in detention!
 * Bart: Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm pretty used to it, but it's gonna be rough on you!
 * Milhouse: Don't be sorry. I've never had so muuch fun. In fact, I had so much fun that I'm cuttting school, tomorow!
 * Bart: Ah, Milhouse...
 * Milhouse: No, don't try to talk me out of it!
 * Bart thinking: I don't have the heart to tell him tomorrow's Saturday!