Homer Simpson's Pathetic Pal Barney Gumble: Asleep at the Well/Quotes


 * Barney: Mornin' Moe!
 * Moe: Hey, Barney. What're you doing here so early?
 * Barney: My new roomate threw a wild party at our apartment last night. It was so noisy there, I couldn't fall asleep... ...so I decided to come here.
 * Moe: Okay, but remember, this ain't no flophouse!


 * Clancy Wiggum: Morning, Moe. Gimme a glass of milk.
 * Moe: Comin' up.
 * Sound: Gulp! Spew!
 * Clancy Wiggum: What're you tryin' to do, kill me? That was real milk!
 * Sound: Smack
 * Moe: Oh, right! The code! Sorry cheif. I'll remember next time.


 * Moe: C'mon Larry, hurry up with that hot water! Sam, get me some clean bar rags!


 * Clancy Wiggum: I'll take black coffee, Moe. And make sure there's no coffee in it!


 * Barney: I'm home!
 * Harvey: Hi! How was your day?
 * Barney: The usual. Another boring day at Moe's nothinkg exciting ever happens at that place. Why I've got half a mind to switch to another bar.
 * Harvey: Whaddaya say I call the gang over, and we'll have another party?
 * Barney: That's a well idea Herpie!
 * Harvey: The name's Harvey!
 * Barney: Sorry, Harv-uuurp!