The Nukes of Hazard/Quotes


 * Mr. Burns: Smithers! Why is there a stripling in my nuclear plant?
 * Waylon Smithers: It's take your child to work day, Mr. Burns. You insist on doing this every spring. And there's always an accident reember the meltdown last year? Add the year before?
 * Mr. Burns: Never agian, Smithers. No matter what you say, an industrial facility is no place for babes-in-arms!


 * Marge: Homer, just tell me why you're so upset!
 * Bart & Lisa: ?
 * Homer: I lost my stinkin' job! We all did! Old man Burns said we're too old! Oh, how will we live without money, Marge? Money is the root of all good!
 * Lisa: Bart this is terrible! Do you know what it means?
 * Bart: No.
 * Lisa: It means you and I have to find fulltime jobs... ...just like the poor sneaker-making children of Poombongola!
 * Bart: Are you saying we'll never have to go to school?
 * Homer: Are you saying I'll never have to go to work?


 * Lisa: Auuggh! This job is going to give me grey hair by the time I'm nine.
 * Bart: Tell me about it.
 * Lisa: It's like they can't runt the place without me.
 * Bart: Tell me about it.


 * Milhouse: Look at Bart, working through lunch! It's all he ever does anymore! Work, work, work!
 * Lisa: I know, Milhouse! he's starting to understand this place better than I do!
 * Milhouse: That's so unlike him, it's practically uncool! Unless... ...unless he's planning something terrible!
 * Lisa: [GASP] You're right! I have to talk to him! Bart! Wait!


 * Kent Brockman: Breaking news! Today the government made child labor illegal again! And this reporter would like to take a moment to say to his former replacement... haw haw!
 * Lisa: Oh, Bart... you ended child labor for me. What can I do to repay you?
 * Bart: You can be the one to tell dad he has to go back to work!
 * Homer: What?!