Hungry, Hungry Homer/Quotes

The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey Moe, give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff.

Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try! What kind of a thing is that to tell your children? It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep.

Is this the executive office of the ball club. Nope, this is the equipment shed. Is that it? That's where we keep the water heater. Is… That's a tractor. I see.

Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland? Meh. But the TV gave me the impression that-- We said, Meh. M-E-H. Meh.

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!

Got a problem, Bart? The girl at school won't go to the dance with me. [childish singing] Bart's got a girlfriend! No I don't, that's the problem. [childish singing] Bart's got a problem!

So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week.