Rabid Beaver

"Rabid Beaver" is a song from the musical Bloody, Bloody Jebediah.

Lyrics

 * And now I have a raging fever.
 * Bitten by a rabid beaver.
 * I didn't fight for equal rights.
 * I wish I'd done more for non-whites.
 * But no more time for Jebediah.
 * All that's left to do...
 * Is Die-a.