Eternity

Eternity is a science magazine.

History
Lisa told Homer and Marge that according the magazine he could lose weight subliminally by listening to a tape. Lisa told Bart that according to the magazine that in another million years man will have an extra finger. When Bart had a problem with Milhouse for feeling guilt after he broke up with Samantha she said that according to the magazine Dow Chemical is developing a minty gel to eliminate excess guilt but it won't be on the market for six months according to the magazine so she must confess to Milhouse.