Elementary School Dropout/Quotes


 * Bart: Hey, guys! Pretty funny, huh?
 * Homer: Yes! I mean, no, that was a terrible thing to do! Hee, hee!
 * Marge: What ever possessed you to pull such an... er... embarrassing stunt?
 * Bart: I dunno. Probably TV. Isn't TV to blame for everything kids do?
 * Homer: He's right, you know!


 * Marge: Hurry up, Homie! Lisa, you're going to be late for school!
 * Bart: Yeah, hurry up... suckers!
 * Lisa: Bart, someday you're going to regret this! How do you expect to get a decent job?
 * Bart: I don't need a job! I figure ou're going be so successul, I can sponge off of you! Try to keep it dowyn today, mom! Now that I'm retired, I'm going to go back to bed!
 * Marge: Oh, no you're not! If you can't behave at public school, we'll just have to find someplace that can handle you!


 * Bart: Hey, Apu, gimme a Super Squishee and don't skimp on the syrup!
 * Apu: Sorry, no school children allowed in the store during school hours!
 * Bart: I'm not a school child. I got expelled!
 * Apu: When then, no drop-outs allowed in the store... period!
 * Barney: You tell him, Apu! Brraaapp!
 * Cletus:Yeah, theys only allowses respectable peroples in here!


 * Bart: I never thought I'd say this, but I gotta get Skiner to let me back intro school! But how?


 * Seymour Skinner: Simpson! What are you doing in the sanctity of my home? Is he hurting you, mother?
 * Agnes Skinner: Keep your shrunken pants on, Seymour! Bart was helping me with the groceries.
 * Seymour Skinner: Okay, you helped! Now go back to the level of hell you caame from, demon child!
 * Agnes Skinner: Seymour! Don't speak to our guest that way! He's joing us for dinner and after that... parcheesi!