Left Behind/Quotes


 * Ned: Oh, don't go crazy, Patrick Swayze. Time to put Baby in the corner.


 * Homer: Um, Ned, I have a confession to make.
 * Ned: Now don't go turning Catholic on me.
 * Homer: I can't. I don't fit in those booths.


 * Ned: [plays "Christian rock"-parody music in the car]
 * Homer: Maybe we should talk.
 * Ned: Well, of course, my friend! Wanna talk about Jesus?
 * Homer: No.
 * Ned: Wanna talk about Ecclesiastes?
 * Homer: No.
 * Ned: Wanna talk about baby Jesus?
 * Homer: [turns Christian rock back on]