Another Simpsons Clip Show/Quotes


 * Marge: Homer, this is important. Give me some sign that you're awake.
 * [Homer burps.]


 * Homer: Marge, it's 3:00 am and I worked all day.
 * Marge: It's 9:30 pm and you spent the whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool.


 * Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.


 * Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
 * Bart: It's a new episode.
 * Lisa: Not exactly... they pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth.
 * Bart: Really?
 * Lisa: Ren and Stimpy do it all the time.
 * Marge: Yes they do, and when was the last time you heard anyone talk about Ren and Stimpy?


 * Bart: What happened to Mindy?
 * Marge: Yes, what did happen to her?
 * Homer: Ehh, she hit the bottle pretty hard and lost her job.
 * Marge: Hmph. Good.


 * Marge: I give up. Did anybody learn anything about love tonight?
 * Bart: We learned it screws everybody up.
 * Marge: Well, there's that side of it, but there's also....oh, help me out here, Lisa.
 * Lisa: Sorry, Mom. I've decided to save my love for someone who's guaranteed not to reject me. [pulls out Non-Threatening Boys Magazine] Soon, Corey, soon.