Super Franchise Me/Quotes


 * Ned: Homer! This is my Freezerino.
 * Homer: Seriously, I am getting so tired of those stupid Flandersisms.
 * Ned: [pointing to the label] It's the name of the freezer!
 * Homer: Okily Dokahama?


 * Lisa: Hey, mom, can you pack me a dozen sandwiches in my lunch tomorrow? Meat, no meat, it's all good.
 * Bart: Sandwiches, mom, fill 'er up... And the garment bag.What's going on?
 * Marge: Are you kids eating your feelings?
 * Lisa: No, whenever anything bothers me, I harmlessly vent it to Maggie.
 * Bart: I smash fluorescent lights at the gravel pit. [coughs dust]
 * Marge: But that's so many sandwiches.
 * Lisa: Kids love them. We trade them at school.
 * Bart: They replaced cigarettes as our currency.
 * Marge: Bubble gum cigarettes?
 * Bart: Yeah, sure.


 * [doorbell rings]
 * Homer: [to Ned] What are you doing here, freezer stealer?
 * Marge: Ned's letting us use his freezer to store the extra sandwiches.
 * Ned: Well, I felt a little guilty for taking back what belonged to me.
 * Homer: Woo Hoo! Flanders isn't perfect!
 * Ned: [chuckling] Never claimed to be.
 * Homer: Yeah, and aren't.


 * Marge: Professor, could you say, "Welcome to Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard" without making any other noises?
 * Professor Frink: Of course I can, my dear child. Welcome to... Mother Hubbard's... uh... Sandwich&mdash;MCBOING BOING GLAVIN FLYVY HYVY GOYVYN. And now I'm running to the unemployment office... Blervyk.
 * Marge: [groans]