The Wife Aquatic/Quotes

Marge: This is so exciting! Watching a movie outside with the whole town.

Comic Book Guy: Yes, thank you for talking to one of us like we just tuned in! (his lawn chair collapses) Ooh, a fat man falls! Real original!

Kearney: This movie isn't silent! I can hear it sucking!

Carl: Hey can you fix the sound?

Lenny: And the color?

Moe: And show it in a regular theatre?

Ned Flanders: Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite year… yester.

(Patty and Selma are preparing to show their home movies.)

Moe: Wow, even I ain't hopin' for porn.

Fisherman: We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone.

Lisa: Maybe you just over fished them.

Fisherman: Maybe they under-spawn.

Lisa: Maybe you killed them all!

Fisherman: Maybe the fish killed themselves!

Lisa: Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!

Fisherman: Maybe you should marry Milhouse! (Lisa gasps) Yeah, that's right! I know about Milhouse.

Lisa: Repent! Repent! Before it's too late! (giggles) I always wanted to do that in a New England church.

Dolph: What the hell is a radish, anyway? It's like an apple did it with an onion.

Marge: Homer, that's too much sugar.

Homer: It's not sugar, it's carmel!

Marge: (about the Merry Go Round) Can I go again?

Homer: All night, baby.

(Bart and Lisa groan.)

Marge: Homer!

Lisa: Bart!

INS Man: Portuguese Fausto!

Fausto: Ay! Yi! Yi!

Carl: What's wrong Moe?

Moe: I just got this strange feeling Homer's in trouble.

Lenny: That's weird I just got this strange feeling some guy I don't know named Fausto is in trouble.

Moe: Come on we got to save Homer!

Lenny: And Fausto!

Sideshow Mel: I demand entertainment!

Homer: We left plenty of food so you won't starve!

Grampa: Thank you!

Homer: I was talking to the cat!

Lisa: Uck! This is the most disgusting place we've ever gone!

Bart: What about Brazil?

Lisa: After Brazil.

Homer: Do you think your mother will ever re-marry?

Bart: In about two seconds.

Homer: Why you little...

Old Man: I say let him fish it off. These waters are so barren, by the time he pays off the debt; he'll be as old and as queer as I am.

Homer: Queer-strange or queer-gay?

Old Man: A touch of both. (laughs crazily and then makes kisses in the air to Homer)

Emily: Mr. Simpson, we'd do anything to help a stranger who claimed a vacation here 30 years ago.

Nathaniel: And to make a little meth money on the side.

Homer: Nice brush work, Emily. Nathaniel, you could learn a lot from her.