We Are the Mediocre Presidents

"We Are the Mediocre Presidents" is a song sung by Springfield Elementary School in a play.

Episode version

 * Children:
 * We are the mediocre Presidents.
 * You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.
 * There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,
 * There's William Henry Harrison.


 * Harrison:
 * I died in thirty days!


 * Children:
 * We...
 * Are...
 * The...
 * Adequate, forgettable,
 * Occasionally regrettable
 * Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!

Album version

 * Seymour Skinner:
 * Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves. (someone coughs) We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known Presidents.


 * (drum roll, a bugle plays "Hail to the Chief")


 * Children:
 * We are the mediocre Presidents.
 * You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.
 * There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,
 * There's William Henry Harrison.


 * Harrison:
 * I died in thirty days!


 * Children:
 * We...
 * Are...
 * The...
 * Adequate, forgettable,
 * Occasionally regrettable
 * Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!


 * (bugle plays "Hail to the Chief," trombone plays "Shave and a Haircut," tuba plays "Two bits")


 * (applause)

Behind the Laughter
It is the forty-first track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.