Sunday, Cruddy Sunday/Quotes

Well, we sure put together a heck of a trip, Homer. Ever thought about being a travel agent? Wally, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't. 'Cause you can really go places in the travel business. Huh? (Laughs) Feel free to use that one. What one?

[sees Homer with the Super Bowl trophy] Dad, that doesn't belong to you. But this might be my last chance to win one.

How does it feel? Was it a team effort? Did you ever stop believing? Does this suit make me look fat?

Oh, how could I fall for fake tickets? Gee, the fellas are gonna be crestfallen. Yes, if by crestfallen you mean kill us! Listen, let me talk to them, maybe I can smooth this over… My friends… They don't have the tickets! Kill 'em!