Krusty Gets Kancelled/Quotes

Are those our ratings? Lemme see. [reads page] I lost to Channel Ocho? What the hell is that? [turns on TV] Dos huevos, por favor. [one, two –] ¡Ay—! Ohh, que lastima ... [chuckles] I gotta steal that bit.

Moe, look over there! (as a distraction) What? What am I looking at? I don't see nothing. I'm gonna stop looking soon… What? What, is that it?
 * [Homer walks into Moe's Tavern]

Hey Moe, can I look, too? Sure, but it'll cost ya. My wallet's in the car.
 * [Homer runs out]

He is so stupid. And now back to the wall.

Ugh, 35 years in show business and already no one remembers me, just like what's-his-name and whose-it, and you know that guy, always wore a shirt? Ed Sullivan?

Here's your taco, mister. Oops, I dropped it in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow. Oooow! Ooow! Oow!

I didn't know you knew Luke Perry. Pffp, know him?! He's my worthless half-brother. He's a big TV star. Yeah, on Fox. (Sticks out tongue)

Everyone is saying "Gabbo this" and "Gabbo that" – but no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that". What's this about Gabbo?