Bart Gets a "Z"/Quotes


 * The Answer commercial
 * My life was over.
 * I'd lost my job, my husband left me.
 * I had to sleep in a kangaroo's pouch.
 * And then I found...
 * The Answer.
 * SECRET DON'T VISIT OUR WEBSITE
 * The Answer was discovered by the philosophers of ancient Greece,
 * who hid it under a rock
 * where it was discovered by the knights of King Arthur,
 * who placed it in a bottle and set it in the ocean,
 * where it was found by Pat Sajak.
 * These great men knew The Answer.
 * The Answer is the secret to achieving your heart's desire.
 * Learn The Answer, and change your life.
 * Available wherever dubious,
 * quasi-scientific self-help books are sold.


 * [Bart visits Mrs Krabappel ] 
 * Bart: Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you: The Answer. This book uses the ancient power of wanting.


 * Bart: Hey. Just because we don't understand electricity, doesn't mean we can't enjoy its benefits.


 * Mrs Krabappel: [in front of the class] You're children. Why do you all need cell phones?
 * Milhouse: Safety.
 * Unknown kid: Emergencies.
 * Unknown kid:Safety.
 * Jimbo: Educational.


 * Mr. Largo: Edna please! Even the Union can't protect you from this.
 * [Mrs.Krabappel smiles at Mr. Largo who is looking nervous and evolves into a handsome man]
 * Mrs Krabappel: [To Mr. Largo] Give me one night, Dewey.

I'll get you off Broadway..
 * Mr. Largo: [Horrified] Never!
 * Principal Skinner: [Holds Mrs Krabappel's hand] Edna let's go.


 * Bart: [To Mrs Krabappel] I was the one who put liquor on your coffee and got you fired. [chuckles]
 * Mrs Krabappel: [shocked] You did What?!
 * Bart: Please, don't kill me!