Lisa's Pony/Quotes

[while hearing Lisa's bad saxophone playing] Sounds like the gopher I caught in me lawnmower.

Homie, how long do you plan to do this? I don't know. How long do horses live? Thirty years. D'oh.


 * [Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart]

He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.

I work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy.

Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them. But I eat...oh.

We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries. Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!

I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for. We can't afford to buy a pony. Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony.