Fortunate Son/Quotes


 * Homer: Hey, Marge If you dye your hair pink, it would look like cotton candy and always remind me of how sweet your are.
 * Marge: I love you too, Homei. But I'd better not risk it.


 * Homer: Look, Marge... the tunnel of Love! Remember when we--
 * Marge: Homer! Not in front of the children!
 * Homer: This is for you and your sisters, boy. Saty out of trouble and meet us back here in one hour.
 * Bart: Hmm... 20 simoleons and one hour. How can we get the most fund out of this?


 * Bart: Hey, Lisa... watch Maggie for a sec while I go see a man bout a hot dog.
 * Lisa: Okay, but hurry up. Maybe we could take you to the fortune-teller... I'd love to know what my little sister will be when she grows up.


 * José: Hey, pretty lady... guess your IQ?
 * Bart: How 'bout it, Lis?
 * Lisa: But I already know my IQ is 156.
 * José: Are your sure? You look like asoild 110 to me.
 * Lisa: No way, José! I'm Mensa-Certified, and smart as a whip.
 * José: 112 tops.
 * Lisa: Oh, yeah? Ask me a question!


 * Fortune-Teller: I know what you did.
 * Bart: Pretty cool, huh? Top of the world, ma'am!
 * Fortune-Teller: Huh. For that I tell you fortune for free.
 * Bart: No... don't--
 * Fortune-Teller: You grow up to be insurance salesman.