Wedding for Disaster/Quotes


 * Homer: Reverend Lovejoy, you deliver pizza now? But we didn't order any pizza. You forgot the pizza anyway. Marge, the pizza place screwed up again!


 * Homer: So will you marry me in style?
 * Marge: (in tears) Oh, yes, Homer, yes!
 * Homer: Did you hear that Santa? She said "Yes"! Yes! Now back to your cold airless tomb.
 * (Homer puts the Santa toy in the box)
 * Santa: Ho ho ho!


 * Marge: A pimple! Not on my day you don't.


 * Marge: Now we are 11 seconds behind schedule.
 * (Marge sees that the room is empty.)
 * Marge: Homer! (sobbing)
 * (Maggie hears Marge sobbing through the walkie talkie and cues the band to play different music.)


 * Sideshow Bob: The director was an ass.


 * [The plant snaps at the man.]
 * Man: No! You're a plant now!


 * Parson: I remember when she [Helen Lovejoy] used to be Helen Schartzbaum. Heck, I even remember when she was Harold Schartzbaum!
 * Reverend Lovejoy: What?


 * Marge: Homer, I can't believe you're ruining the second Thursday before the wedding!
 * Homer: If Marge is like this now, then what will she be like after we're married?