The Rise and Fall of D'oh!/Quotes


 * Martin: Bart Simpson has created a homemade humor magazine making fun of the school stuff! I assume, as usual, my tattling counts for extra credit!
 * Seymour Skinner: Of course!


 * Squeaky-voiced teen: Krusty! That actor you planted as an undercover kid at Springfield Elementary just called in!
 * Krusty: This chould be important. Cancel my A.A. meeting, my N.A. meeting, and my hey-hey meeting!


 * Homer: You want me to be on the cover of your magazine?
 * Krusty: Yep, every month! You've got that perfect, stupid, everyman look!


 * Bart: I forgot to ask how much I get paid!
 * Krusty: That's okay. I fotgot to pay you!
 * Bart: So when are you going to bring in som other writers?
 * Krusty: A quarter past never! Now get back to work! You've got three more movie sets to visit and dozens more pages to write!
 * Bart: [SIGH!]


 * Homer: D'oh!
 * Blue-Haired Lawyer: Excuse me, the Krusty Corporation has copyrighted the word "D'oh" for their magazine. Every time you use it, you owe Krusty one hundred dollars!
 * Homer: [SIGH] Fine. This day couldn't get any worse.
 * Blue-Haired Lawyer: The hundred dollars must be paid immediately!
 * Homer: D'oh!
 * Blue-Haired Lawyer: Now you owe two hundred!
 * Homer: Eep!