Granddaddy-O!/Quotes


 * Homer: Come on, boy! This is gonna be the best gag ever!
 * Bart: Homer, I'll admit the "flaming bag of doggie surprise" is a classic... ...but we should be pulling pranks that aren't so stale! I have a reputation to uphold!


 * Marge: I hate to see them fight. If only I could help. That's it! Just a minute, everyone! Mr. and Mrs. Flanders, why don't you stay with us for a few days? That'll give you all some time to... cool down!
 * Agnes Flanders: Oh, let's Nedsel!
 * Nedsel Flanders: Well, I suppose, we could eyeball this town for a frew more days.


 * Lisa: You knew Bleeding Gums Murphy? So did I!
 * Nedsel Flanders: Knew him? We were his god-parents! We were right tight with his father, Hacking Cough Murphy!


 * Nedsel Flanders: Well, look at this! Was Mona Simpson your mother, Homer? She looks just as flat-out frosty as I remember!
 * Homer: Huh? You knew my mom?
 * Nedsel Flanders: You bet! That chick was in orbit!
 * Homer: Could... could you tell me about her?
 * Nedsel Flanders: Sure thing bing! If I illuminate correctly, it was in the fall of 1965 when Agnes and I--
 * Marge: There you are, Homie! I'm planing on making you a spicla dinner tonight---
 * Homer: Not now, Marge! The old beatnik and I are talking!
 * Nedsel Flanders: As I was saying, Agnes and I were hanging out in a pad in Shelbyville on account of dropping all our nuggets for a kookie jalopy...
 * Marge: [SIGH!]


 * Ned: You're part of the Flanders flock, now! There's a lot of family history you need to catch up on!
 * Edna: And, i'd dong-ding-doodly love to!