See My Vest

"See My Vest" is a song sung by Mr. Burns where he describes his plan to turn the into a greyhound fur tuxedo. It also notes what he does with all his animals: turning them into a variety of clothes.

Lyrics

 * Mr. Burns:
 * Some men hunt for sport,
 * Others hunt for food,
 * The only thing I'm hunting for,
 * Is an outfit that looks good...


 * See my vest, see my vest,
 * Made from real gorilla chest,
 * Feel this sweater, there's no better
 * Than authentic Irish setter.


 * See this hat, 'twas my cat,
 * My evening wear - vampire bat,
 * These white slippers are albino
 * African endangered rhino.


 * Grizzly bear underwear,
 * Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
 * Beret of poodle, on my noodle
 * It shall rest.


 * Try my red robin suit,
 * It comes one breast or two,
 * See my vest, see my vest,
 * See my vest.


 * Like my loafers? Former gophers -
 * It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
 * But a greyhound fur tuxedo
 * Would be best,


 * So let's prepare these dogs,


 * Fat cheeked housekeeper:
 * Kill two for matching clogs.


 * Mr. Burns:
 * See my vest, see my vest,
 * Oh please, won't you see my vest!

Behind the Laughter
"See My Vest" is a parody of "" from Disney's . It is part of the track "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)" on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.