Bart's Rap Debut

"Bart's Rap Debut" is a song by Bart and Alcatraaaz, performed during Murder 4 Life.

Lyrics

 * Alcatraaaz:
 * Every miner forty-niner and stone cold conniver,
 * Stakes a claim on my tongue to pan my saliva.
 * Make the hos drop they clothes like they Lady Godiva.


 * [He drops the mic, and Bart picks it up]


 * Alcatraaaz:
 * Yo, cuz! Put down my mic Less you know how yo use it.
 * This is old-school not preschool, so don't Dr. Seuss it.


 * Bart:
 * Don't critique my technique,
 * I'm no geek,
 * I make the principal nervous.
 * My friends can confirm this.
 * I'll bust a spit-wad in your epidermis.


 * Woman:
 * Oh no he didn't!


 * Bart:
 * You can trace my remorse to its super-sized source:
 * A hungry, hungry hypocrite named Homer, of course.
 * My old man's pathetic, damn, is his head thick,
 * The gas from his ass in carcinogenic,
 * Every day I pray his DNA ain't genetic.