Adventures in Baby-Getting/Quotes


 * Kent Brockman: Springfielders are getting that sinking feeling (stops to laugh) as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand.
 * Comic Book Guy: While this sinkhole is larger than the Sarlacc pit which swallowed Boba Fett, it is smaller than the Geonosis battlerena where Jango Fett was beheaded by Mace Windu.
 * Kent Brockman: Weren't those two places about the same size?
 * Comic Book Guy: I didn't know this was an ambush!


 * Milhouse: So, just when my dad finishes his online degree in Sinkhole Engineering, they go and fill it in!
 * Bart: Are the credits transferable?
 * Milhouse: No.
 * Bart: That guy has a bone to pick with the Board of Regents.


 * Otto: (sees Bart and Milhouse walking off) Well, if they're not taking the bus, neither I. (gets off the bus while it's still moving)
 * Ralph: I'm going to an accident.


 * Bart: What are you doing Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
 * Lisa: What do you do Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
 * Bart: Write stupid stuff on the chalkboard. And if you have any ideas, I'm really running out. Today's was "mousetraps are not slippers" or something. Now, what are you up to?
 * Lisa: A gentleman doesn't ask, and a lady doesn't tell.
 * Bart: Can I use that on the chalkboard?
 * Lisa: I guess.
 * Bart: Gentleman doesn't ask, lady doesn't tell. Now all I need is one for Martin Luther King Day.


 * Marge: Homer? How many samples did you sell?
 * Homer: Uh... remember that Corvette I had?
 * Marge: I thought they only paid $50 a trip.
 * Homer: Exactly. Well, we're all set. Let's make a Thad Supersperm Jr. With a name like that, he could be president.


 * Marge: My husband and I have been snuggling six ways from Sunday... And let me tell you, a towel rack will not support your weight. But we aren't making a baby. I thought we should check to make sure Homer has... you know, working stuntmen in his cannon.
 * Dr. Hibbert: You were wise to check, Marge.
 * Marge: What do you mean?
 * Dr. Hibbert: (chuckles) Take a look at this. (shows them a microscope; Homer looks into it and sees lots of his sperm cells - represented as having his head, like in And Maggie Makes Three - dead, indicating to him being sterile)
 * Homer: Ooh... X's for eyes.