The Funeral/Quotes


 * [The family are in the TV room. Homer and Marge are standing next to each other, while Bart, Lisa and Maggie are playing with toys.]
 * Homer: Children? We have some very sad news for you. I think you'd better sit down.
 * [The kids do not react.]
 * Homer: [angrily] Si' down!
 * [The kids instantly sit down on the couch.]
 * Marge: Children, you're elderly Uncle Hubert has passed away.
 * Homer: Do you have any questions?
 * Lisa: Yeah. What does "passed away" mean?
 * Bart: [makes noise and throat-slitting action] Y'know? Kicked the bucket. Pulled the croak chain. Had a meeting with old Mr. Grim. The&mdash;
 * Homer: Bart!
 * Bart: The dude died.