Calliope Juniper

Calliope Juniper is the substitute music teacher for the music class at Springfield Elementary School after Mr. Largo ran away.

History
Principal Skinner had a crush on Ms. Juniper, so he made Bart date her daughter, Melody, so Ms. Juniper would be happy and go out with Skinner. She danced with Skinner at an arcade store, next to the "Nacho-Cano". She suggested to Skinner that they run off together, either for one day or forever. Skinner accepted, and they were gone for three months, although Skinner thought it had only been one day.