When Bongos Collide!/Quotes


 * Troy McClure: Good afternoon, everyone -- I'm Troy McClure! You probably remember me from such films as "Three Men and a Nuke," and the smash-hit instructional video, "Kiss your butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Producers!" Before we start our show, let's have a big hand for our sponsor, Montgomery Burns!
 * Sound: Clap clap clap
 * Mr. Burns: Wretched oi polio! Smithers, get the names of those who failed to applaud and see that their electric rates are raised immediately!
 * Waylon Smithers: Yesssir!


 * Bartman: Uh-oh!
 * The Ingestible Bulk: Rrraarr! Me am -- the Ingestible Bulk!
 * Bartman: I should've known!
 * The Ingestible Bulk: Grrr! Hold still, bite-sized purple one! You make, Bulk mad, pointy-head! And the angrier bulks gets -- -- the hungrier bulk gets! Bulk Gnash!
 * Sound: Chimp!
 * The Ingestible Bulk: Mmmm. Crunchy!


 * Bartman (thinking): Has the world gone crazy?! First Itchy & Scratchy jump our of our TV, and now Springfield is overrun by a bunch of costumed weirdos all beating the stuffing out of each other!


 * Homer (incredulously repeating what Bart told them): So then Itchy and scratchy crashed through the wall and ran off down the street!
 * Marge: Bart, you can't honestly expect us to believe that! it's near-impossible!
 * Homer: Your mother's right, boy! You've violated a sacred trust by damaging you family's home -- for which you must die!
 * Bart: Look on the bright side, Homer at least the TV came through unscathed!
 * Homer: Ooooh -- He's got a point there, Marge!
 * Marge: Bart, this is serious! Until we can think of a suitable punishment, you're grounded!


 * Bartman: Aye carumba!
 * Bartman (thinking): A flying saucer parked in Flanders' back yard! This could explain a lot! I always suspected Flanders was an alien!