Adults/Kids

"Adults/Kids" is a song sung by a group of kids and a group of adults when the town was having a big argument over what kids can do.

Lyrics

 * Chief Wiggum:
 * Alright, you kids, get down now. We promise we won't kill ya.


 * Homer:
 * Speak for yourself. Bart, get down here! I'm gonna spank you back to the Stone Age!


 * Bart:
 * You can't make us come down!


 * Nelson:
 * You adults are always giving us orders!


 * Seymour Skinner:
 * Yeah, and you kids are always disobeying them!


 * Milhouse:
 * Adults treat kids like children!


 * Kirk Van Houten:
 * Kids treat adults like cash machines!


 * Kids:
 * Adults!


 * Adults:
 * Kids!


 * Kids:
 * Adults!


 * Adults:
 * Kids!


 * Kids:
 * Adults!


 * Reverend Lovejoy:
 * Kids! You've had your fun, now, we've had our fill!


 * Homer:
 * Yeah! You're only here cause Marge forgot her pill!


 * (Marge murmurs)


 * Chief Wiggum:
 * Kids! You're all just scandalizing,
 * Vandalizing punks!


 * Krusty:
 * Channel hoppin',
 * Ritalin-poppin'
 * Monkeys!
 * (But please don't quit the fan club.)


 * Marge:
 * Kids! I can nag and nag 'till my hair turns blue!


 * Edna Krabappel:
 * Kids! You've bummed my smokes and don't say thank you!


 * Rod and Todd Flanders:
 * Why can't you be like we are?


 * (everyone throws tomatoes at them)


 * Adults:
 * Oh, what a bunch of brats!


 * Moe:
 * We oughta drown you just like cats!


 * Bart:
 * Adults, you run our lives like you're Colonel Clink!


 * Nelson:
 * Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink!


 * Lisa:
 * Adults, you're such a drooling, snoring,
 * Boozing, boring bunch!
 * Surley meannie,
 * Three-martini
 * Lunchers!


 * Ralph:
 * I just ate a thumb tack.


 * Milhouse:
 * Adults, they're always telling us to—


 * (Grampa grabs Milhouse)


 * Grampa:
 * SHUT YOUR TRAPS!!!


 * '''Jasper:
 * Eh, we're fed up with all you whippersnaps!


 * (a group of seniors show up)


 * Seniors:
 * We're trying to get some sleep here,
 * It's almost six fifteen.
 * What's the matter with—


 * Adults:
 * Don't you treat us like—


 * Kids:
 * Can't you just lay off—


 * Seniors:
 * We're sick of all of you—


 * All:
 * Kiiiiids tooooday!


 * Grampa:
 * We're gonna teach all you rugrats a lesson!


 * Homer:
 * Oh, yeah? Pfft! What can you old people do to us?


 * Krusty:
 * Yeah, you old fogey!


 * Moe:
 * Buzz off, you old—


 * (All the kids and adults agree.)

Behind the Laughter
It is a parody of the song "Kids" from the Broadway musical Bye, Bye, Birdie!, but unlike the other show-tune parodies The Simpsons have done, this song actually uses the original melody of the song.