Ned the Simpson/Quotes


 * Lindsey Naegle: I may be able to help! My name is Lindsey Neagle and, you see, I'm a TV producer. What if Mr. Simpson was appear on a new reality TV series I'm producing?
 * Roy Snyder: Hmmm... yes, in this state time on reality TV does count as community service. The defendant is sentenced to appear on television! And may god have mercy on your soul!


 * Marge: You're not going to Moe's tonight, Homer?
 * Homer: Nope. For some reason I feel like spending time with my family.
 * Bart: Huh? Why? What did we doing wrong?
 * Homer: Hey, what's the book Flanders left behind?
 * Bart: I dunno. We read it in Sunday school. The devil loses in the end.
 * Homer: Bart, what did I tell you about leaving spoiler space when we talk?


 * Ned: Hey, you shop-lifters!
 * Jimbo: Yeah?
 * Ned: Would you mind running things while I go home and sneak in a nap?
 * Kearney: Uh... no that'd be cool.


 * Rev. Lovejoy: Ned Flanders! When you didn't show up for the Saturday pre-church warm-up sermon, we knew something was wrong.
 * Ned: What? Huh?
 * Mrs. Lovejoy: [GASP] are those beer cans?
 * Ned: Yeah, I tried stacking them in one of those cool pyramids, but they were blocking the swimsuit competition on TV!


 * Waylon Smithers: Well, if your personality is back to normal, I suppose you can have your job back. Truth be told, the new man we had taking your place just wasn't working out. Wiggum, you're fired!
 * Ralph: I got lost on a field trip here, and the school left without me. You're Lisa's daddy man.