Intel Inside commercial/Transcript


 * Announcer: For years, Intel technicians have been making PCs smarter. Now they face their greatest challenge ever.
 * [Intel technician want to mess up Homer's brain.]
 * Homer: Hey, no one messes with my brain 'til I get sprinkles.
 * [Intel technician wants to have sprinkles on Homer's donut.]
 * Homer: Heh-heh-heh. Suckers.
 * Announcer: Now anyone can get all the brain power they want. Just look for a PC with an Intel processor inside.
 * Homer: For you eliminating sobailing sentivitors we create triple H double hydrates and thus it's so called the super donut.
 * Crowd: Ooh.
 * Homer: Many of you marked my intricion of HP scientist...
 * Announcer: What do you have inside?
 * Intel Inside Jingle: Ding-ding-ding-ding-D'oh!