Dad Behavior/Quotes


 * Homer: [singing to Steely Dan's I'm a Fool to do Your Dirty Work] I'm a fool to do my dirty work, oh yeah, I can hire all these dirty jerks for free, I ain't gonna do my dirty work no more, Gonna leave my socks and dirty shirts, on the floor.


 * Marge: Homer, are you ever planning on putting this stuff together?
 * Homer: Sure, right after I watch this DVD. [pushes the TV back to its normal position]
 * Marge: [groans] Just what are you watching that's so important? [grabs the DVD case] Outstanding College Mascot Fights?
 * Homer: S.E.C. edition.