Homer the Gardener/Quotes


 * Marge: But if I put the hydrangea next to the hosta, it will detract from the posies.
 * Homer: Pfft! Posies shmosies! Right, boy?!
 * Bart: Right. Shmosies.
 * Marge: So, you don't like my flowers?!
 * Homer: Correction. I don't like your girly weeds.
 * Marge: Then maybe you could do it better!
 * Homer: Maybe I will! More man-plants! And you can never spread enough maure! Right, boy?!
 * Bart: You've made it your life's work.
 * Homer: Done and done!
 * Sign: The next day...
 * Sign: The day after that....
 * Homer: I think we need some posies.