Wild, Wild Bart/Quotes


 * Sheriff Bart: Dr. Ralph Braneless. Martimus, I know that evil genius is at the bottom of this!


 * Sheriff Bart: Aye Caballero!


 * Dr. Ralph Braneless: Jessica says I'm not supposed to talk much. My name Is ralph. I had flapjacks from breakfest. I have a rock in my shoe. Rocks tase bad!
 * Sheriff Bart: Jeez, lady, your boyfriend sounds like a real genius!
 * Jessica: He's not my boyfriend! He may not make much sense when he talks, but he invented this electricity producing machine for me, aand it's going to change everything! Wth limitless electricy, weäll soon have hair-dryers and radios and computing machines and whitlpool baths and televisions! And with televisions, weäll have... ...animtaed cartoons!
 * Sheriff Bart: Lady, you're just as crazy as your boyfriend.
 * Jessica: He's not my boyfriend!


 * Jessica: Did i forget to mention that the lake is filled with pranha? Once Nelson pulss the lever to start the water wheel, you'll get to meet them personally! Goodbye, captain Simpson!


 * Nelson: Aaaah!! There's a shark in my britches! Get it out! Get it out!!!!
 * Jessica: That sounds like Nelson's in trouble!
 * Dr. Ralph Braneless: I just had an idea for a vaccum that cuts hair!