...The Permanent Record Room!/Quotes


 * Milhouse: That sure took a long time to super glue groundskeeper Willie's bed and table to the dceiling while he was passed out on the floor. What was the pint?
 * Bart: I just plant the seeds, Milhouse. The fun is seeing what grows.


 * Agnes Skinner: Seymour!
 * Seymour Skinner: I'm busy, mother!
 * Agnes Skinner: What are you doing in here?
 * Seymour Skinner: Narrating, mother.
 * Agnes Skinner: That better not mean what I think it does!


 * Jimbo: [SIGH] I hate this school.
 * Kearney: You think you hate this school? I got a wet willie for not knowing the robot dog's name of Battlestar Galactica.
 * Dolph: I din't know what year "Space 1999" took place in, and they gave me a "native American" burn.
 * Jimbo: I can't take it. What defense do we have against their brains?
 * Kearney: Perhaps we should write and perfom a satircial one act play ponting out their foibles.
 * Dolph: You know, that just might work. I'll get started on the costumes and...
 * Bart: You know, Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney. You're all really big. Why don't you just beat them up?
 * Jimbo: ?
 * Kearney:?
 * Dolph: ?


 * Homer: Can I have more syrup for my waffles?
 * Abe Simpson: Syrups for sissies! I won't have it in my house! Unsweetened molasses! That's goo enough!
 * Mona Simpson: Now, Abe... you know, if Homer doesn't get at least two cups of suggar in the morning, he falls right back to...
 * Homer: Zzzz!
 * Mona Simpson: Abe!
 * Abe Simpson: I know! I know! I'll get the bacon.


 * Seymour Skinner: My grandfather gave me this on his deathbed. It's a map, written a hundred years ago by a pirate king.
 * Homer: It's a napkin from this ice cream ship.
 * Seymour Skinner: So? You think pirates didn't like ice cream?
 * Homer: Sorry.