Christmas, the New Frontier

"Christmas, the New Frontier" is a parody of "", performed by Comic Book Guy and the Nerds.

Lyrics

 * Phasers blasting now in open fire.
 * Kirk is screaming at the crew.
 * Klingon war chants being yelled in defiance.
 * Tribbles are mating in my shoe.
 * Everybody knows that Scotty always drinks too much.
 * Chekov's punching out Sulu.
 * Spock's had it with this illogical mess -
 * Star Trek Christmas..P.U.!