I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy

"I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy" is a song sung by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (Steve Hubbell) in Oh, Streetcar!

Lyrics

 * I am just a simple paper boy,
 * No romance do I seek.
 * I just wanted forty cents
 * For my deliveries last week.
 * Will this bewitching floozy
 * Seduce this humble newsie?
 * Oh, what's a a paper boy to... do?

Behind the Laughter
The song is part of the "Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)" track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.