Loan-a Lisa/Quotes


 * Lisa: You're quitting school?
 * Nelson: I'm dropping it like a melon off an overpass.
 * Lisa: But don't you know that people who don't go to college make 3% less than people who do?


 * Marge: Is that the cat in there?
 * Homer: It's a cat. I'm not sure it's the cat.


 * Nelson: My first job! Tonight, I'm having peanut butter *and* jelly. No more PB or J for me.


 * Lenny: With this protective lining, I can't tell if I'm watching an old Seinfeld or an old New Christine!