Lisa Simpson's Toot Suite/Quotes


 * Homer: Lisa, what's wrong with your saxamophone?
 * Marge: It sounds like when Moe opened that awful "strangle your own" goose" Christmas farm.
 * Lisa: I dropped it and bent the mouthpiece. Can I have some money to replace it?
 * Homer: Sorry, sweetie, all of the family's money is tied up in daddy's new investment plan.
 * Marge: You mean all those boxes of moustache wax you bought?
 * Homer: We're going to make a fortune?
 * Marge: The only person who bought a case was Ned Flanders. And that's because he felt sorry for you!


 * Lisa: Excuse me, do you have saxophone mouth-piece I could put on layaway?
 * Mr. Largo: No we don't SCRAM!
 * Lisa: Mr. Largo? You work here?
 * Jer: Not anymore he doesn't! Dewey, that was your last warning! You're fired!
 * Mr. Largo: Fine! No one could stand working here!
 * Lisa: How bad could it be? You're surrounded by people who love music all day.
 * Mr. Largo: Oh yeah? I'd like yo see you try it!
 * Lisa: I'd be happy to!
 * Jer: You're hired! Get your parents to sign a waiver saying they'll let you work here, and you can start after school tomorrow!


 * Moe: Oh hey, ain't you Homer's kid, Liesel?
 * Lisa: Lisa!
 * Moe: Whatever! Let me see that tuba and kettle drum up there!
 * Lisa: [PANT!] [GASP!] There you go! Did you want to play them?
 * Moe: Nah! I just like getting people to lift heavy things for me! It cheers me up to see other people stuggling like I do with my crippling sadness.
 * Lisa: When I'm feeling down, playing the blues always helps me.
 * Moe: Naw! I'm a booze man, not a blues man! :Moe: But hey could you show me that big xylophone on the top shelf there?
 * Lisa: [SIGH!]


 * Lisa: Oh, hi, Janey, how's that french horn I sold you yesterday wokring out?
 * Janey: I think it make me look fat! What's the cutest instrument you've got?
 * Lisa: I'm sorry?
 * Janey: I just want someting that the boys in school will like!
 * Lisa: Music isn't about vanity! It's about expressing what's on the inside! It's the language of the soul! Here's a piccolo. The name is adorable.
 * Janey: I'll take it!


 * Homer: ...so you see my problem.
 * Ned: Yes, but--
 * Homer: You don't wnat Marge and me to break up, do you?
 * Ned: Heavens no, it's just that... ...how does this help again?
 * Homer: When I go to kiss Marge, I see you. So if you look like Marge, that might make it okay. I'll just need you to dress like this for a week or two, tops!
 * Ned: Sorry, Homer being a good neighbor only goes so far! You're just going to have to figure this out on you own.
 * Todd: Why can daddy dress up like Mrs. Simpson, but when I dress up like mommy, we always have to have long talk?