A Dame to Swill For

A Dame to Swill For is a Simpsons Comics story that appears in.

Plot
Moe's are visited by a beautiful dame. She tells Moe that she is in trouble. She has secretly been dating two men and she believes they have discovered it. The guys are and Mayor Quimby. She accidentally send wrong text message to the wrong guy because she calls them Mystery Man 1 and 2 in her phone. Both are coming to Moe's any time to meet her and she does not know what she should do. Moe promises to help her. Fat Tony and Quimby are at Moe's. Fat Tony and Quimby has decided to compete to see who can get her heart by giving her the best presents. They give her presents and leaving Moe's again to find the best gift. Moe checking the dame's phone and discovers she calls them their real names and realizes that she sent to the wrong text just to get gifts. The lady did not say whether Moe is right or wrong, leaving Moe's with a bankroll which makes him happy when he was worried about what could have happened when the two came in.