Southern Fried Simpsons/Quotes


 * Marge: Homer, when was the last time you got gas?
 * Homer: Between "Hotel California" and "Heartbreak Hotel." Why? Empty?! D'oh!
 * Marge: There's a house. Let's pull over and ask directions.


 * Marge: I'm glad I'm prepared for emergencies.
 * Bart: Dibs on the flashlight!
 * Lisa: Good thinking, mom!


 * Lisa: M-maybe there are some blankets in here. [GASP] Boy, the artist sure captured the eyes. They're so realistic! Eek! They moved!


 * Lisa: I saw a painting with moving eyes!
 * Homer: There wasn't any food... ...and I saw a monster! Look there is it! [GASP!]
 * Bart: I vont yo suck your bloo--
 * Homer: Why, you little...
 * Bart: [ACK!]
 * Lisa: Dad... look!
 * Homer: What the what?!


 * : I'm Buddy, and this here's Betty.
 * : Y'all get caught out in the storm?
 * : So glad, y'all made yourself at home, but I'm ashamed we didn't get the chance to clean before our vacation.
 * :Can I fix you some vittles?
 * Marge: Food?
 * Marge: Thank you, but we don't want to impose. Do you know if there's a gas station nearby?
 * : Sure it's just a mile down that road! Y'all come back real soon, y'hear?