Hoop Schemes

Hoop Schemes is a story that appears in.

Plot
Mr. Burns has bought a women's basketball team and moved it to Springfield under the name The Reactors. Mr. Burns has promised to give away season tickets to someone on the plant, Homer is not interested in winning the competition but when he realizes that Lisa wants them, he decides to win the tickets. At the plant tell Lenny and Carl to Homer that The Reactors has so far lost every game this season, and to win the tickets, you have to show most team spirit. Meanwhile tell Mr. Burns to Smithers that it is time to use these female hoop of services becomes the guinea pigs for "The Experiment".

Homer has managed to get Mr. Burns coach the basketball players at the power plant, that gave him the front runner for the season ticket and later he won the tickets. During the training begins Smithers to give the basketball players a Nucleade Sports Drink. The Reactors will start win eight games in a row before the ninth game when Lisa and Homer are sitting in the audience. Lisa will be there asked by the players if she can help them, which she liked to do, they ask him to find the box of t-shirts and roll up like them greandes for there next home game. Lisa goes down the hall and pass by Smithers when he talking to a scientist who gives him a new bottle of Liquefied Uranium Smoothie. Lisa overhears them and realizes that the players havebeen jucing up on nuclear energy and that's why they got so good so quickly. Lisa go to Mr. Burns and tell that she should talk to the press about this, and after the drug test, Burns is accused of cheating. Burns tell to her then that it bad she have a tattle on him, he can use a play with her passion and explaining that there is no prohibiting on nuclear enegry-based sports drink and Lisa realizes that if the stuff will not hurt her she can Be the great basketball player ever. She start drink Burns sports drink and joining the team. Lisa becomes popular in the school and Bart discovers at the schoolyard at when Lisa accidentally spillar some of her sports drink on the grass, the grass start to die.

It is time for the next game and Bart realizes he must tell Lisa that he knows that she drinks, sports drinks which he took to Professor Frink after he saw the grass die. Frink tell to him at its liquid uranium inside the drink, Bart tell he looked up to Lisa, but no longer. Lisa realizes that she has done something she hates, and she tell to the team members and the press about the sports drink. Mr. Burns fire Lisa after it has been found that she is lying for the drug test shows that there is not liquid uranium in the body. Lisa then tell Bart that the result turned out like that after she sneaked into the tanker, where they kept the sports drink and to put vegetables in the drink and they have now been drinking healthy smoothie in two weeks and Bart realizes why they lost every game again. Burns will not give up, he ends up with the basketball and starting with elephant polo and the team Springfield Pachyderms.