Bart Simpson Saves the Universe/Quotes


 * Seymour Skinner: [SIGH.] Bart, your tomfoolery has risked the reputation of this school more times than I can count. I've never said this to a student before, but... ...you're the worst student this school has ever had!
 * Bart: [GASP!] Did you just say I was the best prankster?
 * Seymour Skinner: No! The worst student!
 * Bart: Oh, that's cool, too.
 * Seymour Skinner: No, young man, it is most certainly not cool.


 * Bart: Aliens? Space stuff? Are you guy nerds? Is this Comic-Con?
 * Kang: No, human! I am Kang, and this is Kodos! You are aboard our intergalactic space vehicle!
 * Kodos: And if this was Comic-Con, he would be dressed as deadpool and I as Harley Quinn!


 * Bart: Why'd you guys pick me when Earth has McBain and so many other aging Hollywood action stars?
 * Kang/Kodos: Because we observed you logging an inordinate amount of time on the human combat simulator device!
 * Bart: That what?
 * Kang/Kodos: You call them video games! Now it is time for you combat training in the robot-combat simulator!


 * Kang: Kodos, what have we've done?! The human child cannot possibly save us! Plus, he's eaten three pb&j sandwiches! I mean, what a pig!
 * Kodos: Perhaps if we offer him as a sacrifice to the hybrids, it will buy our doomed race some time!
 * Kang: Agreed!


 * Kang/Kodos: You have saved our species from extinction and the universe from destruction!
 * Kang/Kodos: Name anything in the universe and you shall have it!
 * Bart: Well, I kinda got everything I need here... and my statue will look pretty awesome once it's done. But I do miss Television, so if you guys could drop me off back home, that'd be great.
 * Kang/Kodos: Certainly! Is there nothing else?
 * Bart: Well, there is one thing...