Tales from the Public Domain/Quotes

If your idea of a date is to burn down her village then you just might be a viking! That what I get for sitting up front! [he burns down a table and takes two women]

And that's the greatest story ever written. Are you crazy? I can't believe a play where every character becomes murdered can be so boring. Son, it's not only a great play, but also became a great movie called... !
 * [Everyone starts dancing to the Ghostbusters theme.]