Brit Simpson!/Quotes


 * Marge: Now, Bart, I don't want you to cause any trouble on the flight home!
 * Homer: Yeah, boy, you better straighten up and fly right!
 * Bart: Misbehave? And ruin our vacation memories? I'm shocked at the very idea!
 * Lisa: Obviously, you've never met you before.
 * Bart: If you'll excuse me, I need to freshen up!


 * Lily Simpson: This is your room. Brit's a big Krumpet the Klown fan!
 * Bart: Never heard of him.
 * Lily Simpson: His show is banned outside of the U.K. and inside most of it, tooo. It's on at 16:00 every day!
 * Bart: Ha! Nice try, but there's no such time!


 * Bart: So what's your job here?
 * Omar Simpson: Wind monitor!
 * Bart: Which means?
 * Omar Simpson: You see that wind out there?
 * Bart: Yeah.
 * Omar Simpson: I monitor it! It's [YAWN!] hard work, but someone has to do it!
 * Bart: Watching the wind? And I thought Homer had a job that blows!
 * Omar Simpson: Snxxx!


 * Marnie Simpson: It's tea time!
 * Bart: Tea? Bleech!
 * Lily Simpson: Oh, that's just what we call it. It's actually milk and biscuits!
 * Bart: You mean cookies? Then call it "cookie time!" sheesh, England, learn how to market things!


 * Marnie Simpson: Goodbye, Bart! it's been an experience.
 * Magpie Simpson: Slurp! Slurp!
 * Lily Simpson: You were a good cautionary tale!
 * Omar Simpson: You made me love my own son more. Never come back!
 * Bart: I'll miss you guys, too! Yep, it'll be along while before anyone in England forgets about... Bart Simpson, international bad boy!