Found Myself

"Found Myself" is a song by Ned as a part of The Lyrical Stylin's of Ned Flanders: A Jaunty Gent of All Genres.

Lyrics
Ned Flanders:You becha I'm a poet, gosh doncha know it?
 * I got it, won't let it go willy-nilly
 * I've got this one darn dilly chance to show it
 * Tick tock! Opportunity knocks but once
 * Just one knock-adilly don't be silly
 * Access success like Milli Vanilli! Hi-dilly
 * Hi-diddily-ho neighboreeno
 * Of evil I speak hear or see no
 * I'm living la vida el eleano
 * I'm Mister Mellow, just a fellow
 * Who's tryin' to be nice-you
 * Oppor-diddily-tunity won't ring twice-no
 * You only get one shot like Annie Oakley-dokily
 * One-dun-diddily shot so don't choke-ily-dokily
 * Might get booed by the throng, say Neddy don't belong
 * Bu I'm gonna sing my song anyhoodily-doodle
 * Tho I'm limp as a noodle, tho I'm a nervous Nellie
 * Got butterfliesin my belly, my knees turn to jelly
 * Whew! I'm havin' a cow, I'm sh-shakin' in my Dockers
 * Lord don't fail me now, I see opportunity's knockers
 * Had my chace to show it, you know it, I didn't blow it
 * I bought it, I own it, won't be takin' it back to the store
 * I hear a rap at my door, it's a hip hop-portuinty
 * Quoth the Nedster "Ever-diddly-more!

Behind the Laughter
The songs final line is a reference to the poem "" by Edgar Allen Poe.