KrustyCo Inc.

KrustyCo Inc. is the company owned by Krusty the Clown that handles his merchandising. Everything that meets Krusty's "high standards" has a Krusty Brand Seal of Approval on it.

Toys

 * Krusty Doll
 * Evil Krusty Doll
 * Catch-A-Rising Krusty Doll
 * Krusty Giant Toy Drum
 * Krusty Mini-Basketball Hoops
 * Krusty Punch Doll
 * Krusty the Klown Vinylite Grip Steel Tipped Lawn Darts
 * Krusty Monopoly
 * Krusty the Clown Walkie Talkies
 * Krusty the Klown Action Figures
 * Talking Sideshow Mel with Removable Bone
 * Krusty the Klown with Arthritic Grip
 * Daredevil Krusty.
 * Krusty ballons
 * Krusty's Kreepy Konjuring Kit
 * Krusty's Speak and Say
 * Krusty Brand Operation Game
 * Krusty Slime

Food and Drink

 * Absolut Krusty
 * Krusty-O's
 * Krusty-O's Pasta Substitute
 * Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel (9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference)
 * Frosty Krusty Flakes
 * Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes ("Only sugar has more sugar!")
 * Krusty-Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner
 * Krusty's Famous Sauce
 * Krusty's Vita-Glo Radiant Spring Water
 * Sideshow Marsh-MEL-lows
 * Krusty Brand Chicken-Flavoured Soda - You'll love the Fowl Taste!
 * Krusty Kosher Ham
 * Krusty Brand Pork Products and Pork By-Products
 * Chef Krusty's Brunch-In-A-Can
 * Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits (They're Kosher, Too!)
 * Le Kruste Burgers - The French version of the Krusty Burger
 * Krusty's Non-Dairy Non-Ice Cream Whey Product Sandwich
 * Krusty Flakes
 * Krusty Brand Pork Sqeezin's
 * Super Deluxe Krusty Burger with bacon, chili, cheese and extra Krusty Secret Sauce
 * Krusty Secret Sauce
 * Krustyshake
 * Krusty Kreamy-Os
 * Krusty Brand Chunk Style Tuna - packed in natural tap water
 * Krusty Discount Dashboard Buffet Kit
 * Krusty-Bacon Swirlie
 * Krusty Brand Baby Oatmeal - now 38% fewer rat droppings.
 * Krusty Burger products:
 * The Clogger
 * Krusty Burger Bag O' Beef
 * Mother Nature Burger
 * Ribwich
 * Laffy Meal
 * Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages
 * Cap'n Krusty's Not Quite Kosher Gefilte Fish Sticks™
 * Krusty Mug
 * Krusty baby bottle
 * Krusty Chips
 * Krusty Soda
 * Krusty Beef Jerky
 * Krusty Ham
 * Krusty Wieners
 * Krustaceans
 * Krusty Charms
 * Krusty Kritters
 * Krusty Punch
 * Krusty's Circus Style Marshmallows
 * Krusty's Maple Syrup
 * Krusty's Pancake Mix
 * Krusty's Sugar-Frosted Cotton-Candy Punch
 * Krustyfinger
 * Señor Krusty's Taco Kit
 * Klump Bar
 * Krusty-Brand Mayonnaise
 * Krusty Snak Kakes

Clothes, bags and accesories

 * Krusty Costume
 * Krusty-Brand Wrist Watch ( "leaks acid onto everything")
 * Krusty Lunchboxes
 * Krusty T-Shirts
 * Krusty tote bag
 * Krusty Slippers
 * Krusty Towel

Electronics and Furniture

 * Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock (Gets extremely hot when plugged in)
 * Krusty Phone
 * Krusty Wallclock
 * Krusty Bedside Lamp
 * Krusty Trash Basket
 * Krusty Bedsheets
 * Krusty Beanbag chair
 * Krusty Bowl-A-Rama
 * Krusty Brand Alarm Clock
 * Magic Cloning Lamp

Stationary

 * Krusty Pencil Tops
 * Krusty Posters
 * Krusty greeting cards
 * Krusty Calculator
 * Official Krustyland Pencils
 * Krusty USB

Health and Cosmetics

 * Krusty Pacifier
 * Krusty-Brand Home Pregnancy Test
 * Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup
 * Krusty Brain & Health Tonic
 * Krusty-Brand Vitamins
 * Krusty Brand Bite-A-Min's Imitation Vitamins
 * Krusty Non-Toxic Kologne
 * Lady Krusty Mustache Removal
 * Krusty Electric Toothbrush
 * Krusty Eye wash
 * Krusty Personal Swabs
 * Krusty-Brand Cough Syrup (the secret ingredient of the Flaming Homer cocktail)
 * Krusty Condoms
 * Desperation by Krusty
 * Krusty Diapers
 * Krusty's Choice Oxycontin Candy

Misc.

 * Krusty Handguns
 * Krusty the Clown Fan Club
 * Krusty's Sulfuric Acid
 * Krusty Brand Geiger Counter ("Whoah! That thing's gonna blow! Drop this toy and run!")
 * Krusty's Crowd Control Barrier "Krusty Sez 'Get Back'"
 * Krusty's Multi-phastic Personality Test
 * Krusty Wallpaper and Wallpaper Glue ("Now with 15% fewer toxic fumes!")
 * Krusty Waste
 * Clone at Home Kit
 * The Metal Krusty-O