Dangerous Curves/Quotes


 * Patty: I can't believe Homer ruined another family barbecue.
 * Homer: [offended] Hey! Everybody pees in the pool!
 * Patty: Not from the diving board!


 * Ned Flanders: It's separate accomodations for you not-lyweds.
 * Homer: What? But I have urges!
 * Ned: That's just your trouser devil talking.
 * Homer: He's not talking, he's yelling!


 * Bart: [to Homer and Marge necking in the back seat] Hey! Knock it off back there!
 * Homer: But we're married!
 * Bart: All right, but keep it PG.
 * Homer: How about R?
 * Bart: PG-13.
 * Homer: Woo-hoo! Adult situations!