Children of a Lesser Clod/Quotes

Can Mr. Simpson watch us everyday? [chuckles] Oh, Roddy, he's not running a daycare center. Don't tell me what I'm not doing. So you are running a daycare center? Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't ya? Why, I sure would. It would give the boys a place to go after school. Then I'll do it. Just to see the look on your face.
 * [Ned smiles.]

That's the one.

[describing Homer's actions] He's jumping out of the car, Kent! He's trying to climb over the fence. Now he's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog. Now he's given up on that, and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe, and he seems to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen! Arnie, Arnie, how are the children? I can't see through metal, Kent!

It's Healing over my hand! It knows you're afraid.