Phone Homer!/Quotes


 * Raphael: Hey, buddy, you're fired!
 * : What? Fine! I don't need this job! I've got ideas for TV shows! Big ideas!
 * Raphael: Yeah, yeah... good luck with that.


 * Marge: Homie, I have some good news nad some bad news...
 * Homer: What's the good news?
 * Marge: I'm having an art show this weekend!
 * Homer: And the bad?
 * Marge: The store was sold out of the shirt and pants I normally buy you, and you've ruined the others with your sweat stains! I had to buy you different ones. I hope you liek them.
 * Homer: Oh, why does everyone ike the things I like now?


 * Blue-Haired Lawyer: Your honor, would you please instruct the court to pay attention during my cross examination?
 * Judge Snyder: Huh? Yeah sure, whatever...
 * Blue-Haired Lawyer: So, Mr. Wolfcastle, why did you and your daughter tip over all those mailboxes?
 * Rainer Wolfcastle: We wanted to get Marge Simpson to do our potrait and dis was de only way!


 * Homer: Hey, kids... where's your mother?
 * Lisa: Working.
 * Bart: She's doing both day and night court! Maggie tried to make a soufflé, but it fell. Probably because it was made of mud.
 * Homer: That's it! We're going out for dinner!
 * Bart: Krusty Burger?
 * Homer: Nah, we'd never get in!


 * Judge Snyder: Hello, Marge, would you like a piece of pie?
 * Marge: What about court?
 * Judge Snyder: It's eat and nap day!
 * Marge: What? That's just a silly holiday Homer made up years ago!
 * Judge Snyder: Well, it's the law now, so either eat or sleep, or I'll have you arrested!
 * Marge: Arrested by who? Everyone's eating or sleeping!
 * Judge Snyder: Touché! Now if you'll excuse me... zzzzzz!
 * Marge: Oh my goodness! Everyone in Springfield is acting all looney tunes!