Viva Ned Flanders/Quotes

Argh, it's ! Cold-hearted Homer, ditching his wife, while ancient Ned runs for his life... Chips of red, and blue, and white, but we decide which... Can the poems, it's arse-whipping time! [pulling out a knife] I want fatty!

Someone dishonoring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas!

What if we switched wives? Would that help? For the last time, NO!

And once again, tithing is ten percent off the top, that's gross income, not net. Please people, don't force us to audit.


 * [At the casino demolition.]

I'm just thinking about my employees. All the card sharks, bottom dealers and schills. Where will they go? They're managing your chain of nursing homes, sir. Excellent!