The Bob Next Door/Quotes


 * Sideshow Bob: But their sum total is the greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!
 * Bart: Oh, I haven't gotten to that part yet!
 * Sideshow Bob: It's a four year old book.
 * Bart: I'm a slow reader.
 * Sideshow Bob: A fitting epitaph.


 * Homer: [to Walt with Bob's face] "Alright buddy. I'm going to do to you what you should of done to my son a long time ago!"
 * Walt: I'm not Sideshow Bob, I'm the real Walt Warren


 * Sideshow Bob: [displaying his erudition] What in the name of are you doing?
 * Bart: Ruining your plan.


 * Waitress: [to Bob with Walt's face, after taking his face out] "I don't care if you don't have a face! I just need someone to cuddle at night!"


 * Homer: Aw, nothing is ever boobs or ice cream!


 * Homer: Marge, the bathroom scale is lying again!


 * Principal Skinner: Due to budget cuts, we're instituting shorter school hours.
 * Lisa: How short?
 * Superintendant Chalmers: Take 'em home, Otto!


 * Marge: Bart, what are you doing inside on an outdoor party?
 * Bart: Walt is really Sideshow Bob, and I'll prove it. See? Who would need a knife this big?
 * Marge: It's probably a deboner.
 * Bart: [laughs] Boner.


 * Marge: A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob, like Frasier on Cheers, Frasier on Frasier, and Lt. Commander Tom Dodge on Down Periscope.