Brother's Little Helper/Quotes

You know how they say most people use 10% of their brain? Yeah? Well now, I'm one of them!

This pill reduces class-clownism by 44 percent. With 60 percent less sass-mouth!

Thanks for coming out here mom. No, thank you for stopping the tank! It ran out of gas!

My god is she brave. Standing up to that freaked out junkie. Dad, that junkie is your son! Why don't you just tell everybody!

Shoot the tires out, Lou! Uh… it's a tank, chief! You know what? I'm getting real tired of your excuses!

And I want a bike! And a monkey! And a friend for the monkey! You're not going to start any fires are you? At my house we call them uh-oh's!

Bart will you go bother someone else? [yelling] Look a fire!!!!… engine. Stop that! [yelling] Help help fire!!!!… helmet. Can't you do something constructive!? Sure, I can do something destructive!

Do you want to hear the terrifying truth, or would you like to see me sock a few dingers!? Dingers! Dingers!