Homer Talking Bedside Alarm Clock

Homer Talking Beside Alarm Clock is an alarm clock released around 2007.

Phrases

 * "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."
 * "Maybe I'm just an ordinary blue collar slob, but I know what I like on TV!"
 * "The whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time."
 * "Volunteering is for suckers! Did you know that 'so-called' volunteers don't even get paid?"