Ralph's Bottom 40

Ralph's Bottom 40 is a list over the bottom forty at Ralph from The Ralph Wiggum Book.

Bottom 40

 * 1) A bent wookie.
 * 2) The deep end of the sandbox.
 * 3) Plastic cancy that tastes like plastic and not like candy.
 * 4) Salmon gutterers.
 * 5) Being unspecial.
 * 6) My toothbrush.
 * 7) Super Nintendo Chalmers.
 * 8) Blue barf.
 * 9) Funny-tasting Chalmers.
 * 10) A wet bed.
 * 11) Scissors that bite.
 * 12) Mommy's tuna fish casteroll.
 * 13) Yucky doo-doo.
 * 14) Number fifyteen.
 * 15) Fishsticks that taste like and not like sticks.
 * 16) Creepy trees.
 * 17) Being followed by a moonshadow.
 * 18) Sitting in a tinkle puddle.
 * 19) Forgetting to breathe.
 * 20) Things that squish when you pet them.
 * 21) Getting carsick when I walk.
 * 22) Cooties.
 * 23) Things that go in your nose and then don't come out.
 * 24) Grumbly tummies.
 * 25) The scary Jesus ride at Praiseland.
 * 26) Noodles that smell like Grandma.
 * 27) Rubber sheets.
 * 28) Naughty uh-oh's
 * 29) Chicken necks.
 * 30) Pointy kitties.
 * 31) Cow pies that taste like cows and not like pies.
 * 32) Baby goats in farmer's clothes.
 * 33) The voices inside the woodchipper.
 * 34) When daddy makes me sleep in the yard.
 * 35) Wedgies, swirlies, and spitwads.
 * 36) The Fonz.
 * 37) Rhinopotamuses.
 * 38) Hot dogs that taste like real dogs.
 * 39) Daddy's snoring that sound like a spoon caught in the garbage disposal.
 * 40) Too tighty underpnats.