21 Muntz Street/Quotes


 * Nelson: Man, I hate wearing this jacket.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Darn it, Muntz! One more, screw-up like that and you're off the undercover squad and back in juvie, get me?
 * Nelson: Hey, back off, chief dude! I do this my way or I don't do it at all!
 * Clancy Wiggum: All right, all right. You're av maverick, but you get results, so I'm giving you one last chance. There's a smuggling ring at Springfield Elementary. I want you to bust it up but good!
 * Nelson: Yeah? What are they smuggling?
 * Clancy Wiggum: Conterfeit Krustémon cards!
 * Nelson (thinking): Huh. Van Houten seems to be the "mule" for the entire operation. But who's the brains behind it all? I'll have to play this real subtle!
 * Nelson: Ha, ha, jerk.
 * Sound: SOCK!
 * Milhouse: Ow! My large intestine!
 * Nelson: All right, Van Houten... who's supplying you with those phony cards? Talk!
 * Milhouse: It's... It's....
 * Sign: Soon...
 * Clancy Wiggum: That's some real nice finking, son.
 * Willie: Och! T'was nae Wilie! Ah'm just a patsy!
 * Bart: Dad! They caught Milhouse--maybe we should smut down this counterfeit operation!
 * Homer: Counterfeit? But I paid Lenny a $20,000 licensing fee!