Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood (Medley)

"Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood (Medley)" is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the twenty-first track on the album and consists of the songs "Saved By the Bell", "Jackpot", "Springfield, Springfield", "Remember This?" and "Another Edwardian Morning" from the episode "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood".

Saved By the Bell

 * Apu:
 * Hello, gents. What will it be?


 * Milhouse:
 * Apu, give us a Super-Squishee.


 * Bart:
 * One that's made: entirely out of syrup.


 * Apu:
 * Entirely out of... An all-syrup Super-Squishee? S-such a thing has never been done.


 * Bart:
 * Just make it happen.


 * Apu:
 * Oh dear... Won't be long. She won't hold! She's breaking up! All done. If you survive, please come again.


 * Milhouse:
 * It's so thick. Your turn, Bart.


 * Bart:
 * Wowww... That's good Squishee.

Jackpot

 * Milhouse:
 * ''What's it like, Bart? Bart? Bart...?


 * Bart:
 * [makes high-speed gibberish noises]


 * Milhouse:
 * Gimme that!


 * Bart:
 * OK... We're young, rich and full of sugar. What do we do?


 * Milhouse:
 * Let's go crazy, Broadway-style!

Springfield, Springfield

 * Bart & Milhouse:
 * Springfield, Springfield,
 * It's a helluva town!
 * The schoolyard's up,
 * And the shopping mall's down.
 * The stray dogs go,
 * To the animal pound!


 * Bart:
 * Springfield, Springfield...


 * Milhouse:
 * Springfield, Springfield...


 * New York, New York...
 * New York, New York...


 * Bart:
 * New York is thataway, man!


 * Sailor:
 * Thanks, kid!


 * Bart & Milhouse:
 * It's a helluva town!


 * [montage of Bart and Milhouse taking on the town]


 * Homer:
 * Mmm... free goo.


 * Milhouse:
 * Hey, don't bogart that Squishee!


 * Barney:
 * I dunno where you magic pixies came from but I like your pixie drink.


 * [hallucination of Apu laughing like a madman]

Remember This?

 * Bart:
 * [back in bed, groaning] Oh, my head.


 * Lisa:
 * Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.


 * Bart:
 * Oh, I don't remember anything.


 * Lisa:
 * Really? Not even this?


 * [Lisa takes off the covers to discover Bart wearing a Junior Camper outfit]


 * Bart:
 * Oh, no. I must have joined the Junior Campers!


 * Lisa:
 * The few, the proud, the geeky.


 * Bart:
 * Boy, a man on a Squishee-bender can sure do some crazy things.

Another Edwardian Morning

 * Bart:
 * Okay look, I made a terrible mistake. I wandered into a Junior Camper recruitment center. But what's done is done. I've made my bed and now I've got to weasel out of it.


 * Marge:
 * I know you think the Junior Campers are square and... "uncool," but they also do a lot of neat things, like sing-a-longs and flag ceremonies.


 * Homer:
 * Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

Behind the Laughter
"Springfield, Springfield" is a parody of "" from the musical .