O Bart, Where Art Thou?/Quotes


 * Dr. Hibbert: Well, i'll be hippocrates' uncle! You fols had better have alook at this!
 * Marge: It looks like... Ned Flanders
 * Dr. Hibbert: That's the Flanders' birthmark all right! Ned has it and so does his son, Todd! But not his son, Rod!
 * Homer: I knew it! Bart and Rod Flanders were switched at birth!


 * Ned: You two! It's 7.00 time fore bed!
 * Bart: Bed?? But Krusty doesen't even come on util 7.30!
 * Todd: Yay!!
 * Ned: Oh heavens to betsy! We don't watch TV at that hour! Not eveneven the family channel! Some of those shows were originally on that FOX Network!


 * Ned: What in the left-handed world?!!? That isn't a birthmark-- it's a dried-up bubble gum!


 * Bart: Hey, Homer maybe I should get a tatto-shaped like you on my "tushie." Then you'll never be able to get rid of me?
 * Homer: Why you little...
 * Bart: [GAK] It's greatet [GLURK] to be home [CHOKE]
 * Marge: It's nice to have you home, Bart!
 * Lisa: I miss Rod.