Kwik-E-Bart/Quotes


 * Bart: Hey, Apu! Hot enough for ya? How 'bought those Springfield Isoptes? I see the jerks in congress are up to their old tricks-- --Apu? Where are you?
 * Apu: Bart Simpson, open up the door, please! Thank you very much! Ohhh, why did I ever install the soundproffing and the unbrekable triple time-lock?
 * Old lady: Young man! This caviar you sold me is well past its fresh-ness date
 * Bart: Hey, I don't work here!
 * Old lady: Well, of course you do! I don't see any-one else!
 * Bart: Hmmm... If I were you lady, I wouldn't talk about freshness dates! Now beat it before I call the law!
 * Old lady: Well, I ever!
 * Bart: Heh! This could be fun. I'll need to see some proof of age for that beer.
 * Homer: Awww, Bart--!
 * Bart: It's the law, dad! Looks fake to me! Don't come back 'til you're 21!
 * Homer: Yessir.
 * Bart: Cigars.. wine cooler... girlie magazine... lottery tickets... you're a real man of the world, Krusty!
 * Krusty: Sure, mister! Just don't ray me to any kids!
 * Snake: Empty the register, little dude!
 * Bart: Ga-ah! First I gotta empty the squishee machine, big dude! Heh!
 * Apu: Geaah..!!
 * Bart: Apu! It's about time you showed up for work! This job's murder! I'm heading' stragiht home for good hot bath!
 * Apu: Th-th-thank you! C-c-c-ome again!