Lisa the Greek/Quotes

Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know... Denver.
 * [Homer phones Moe]

Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver? [slyly] I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book? Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster.


 * [Homer has just lost his bet.]]

Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong. D'OH! Why did you not say that before?

What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football? You like ice cream, don't you. Yes. And do you like it even better when it has hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate chips, and crumbled-up cookie things. Mmmmm... crumbled-up cookie things. So gambling makes a good thing even better. Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us.