Signs of Intelligent Life/Quotes


 * Bart: I'm bored! Why did Milhouse have to go to that stupid allergy camp?
 * El Klratu: Greetings.
 * Bart: Hey! You playing here, too? Having any fun?
 * El Klratu: Fun? I do not know.
 * Bart: How can you not know if you're having fun? Fun is fun.
 * El Klratu: Can you demonstrate "fun"?
 * Bart: Sure! Have you ever used spray paint?


 * Bart: That was rice! You gotta admit that was fun!
 * El Klratu: Using titanium dioxide and latex to communicate graphically was mot enjoyable!
 * Bart: Titanium oxide? Aww. You're not some kind of brainiac are you?
 * El Klratu: Intelligence is not highly regard here?
 * Bart: Sometimes. But my sister is super smart, and she never has fun.


 * Kent Brockman: Good morning, I'm Kent Brockman. Our lead story today... mayor hates kittens, perhaps even all mammals. And this just in... something better is on Channel 5. Plus a spaceship! Is the right? Do we have a source on that?


 * El Klratu: They do not appear to be having fun.
 * Bart: Nah, they're too old for fun.
 * El Klratu: That is a shame.
 * Bart: My Grampa lives there. He never has fun.
 * Grampa: This yello hurts my teeth.
 * Jasper: Has it got hooves in it?


 * Comic Book Guy: The windows is for customers to look through! Unless you are buying something, kindly press your faces elsewhere.
 * El Klratu: Comics are fun?
 * Bart: Comics are the most fun! And maybe the best day of the year should come early this year.