The Ex Files/Quotes


 * Lisa: Whoa! No running in the hallway while I'm wearing my hall monitor jacket!
 * Nelson: I saw something horrible in the school cafeteria!
 * Lisa: I know. It's meatloaf Monday. Have you ever thought of giving vegetarianism a try?
 * Nelson: No! And also, a meatloaf monster ate Lunchlady Doris!


 * Lisa: Bart? What are you doing?
 * Bart: We heard there was a ghost stealing library books... you?
 * Nelson: Chasing a meatloaf monster that eats people.
 * Bart: Nuts! That's way cooler than our lame mystery!
 * Ralph: I are too many dog treats.
 * Milhouse: And I lost my glasses.


 * Homer: Hey, sweetie!
 * Lisa: Dad! What happened to ou?
 * Homer: The mall had a make your own jigsaw puzzle machine, and apparently, you're not supposed to operate it while intoxicated!
 * Lisa: We need to find something to do with fast food!
 * Homer: I sense fries and gravy! This way!
 * Nelson: I didn't know your old man could move that fast!
 * Lisa: Only when trans fats are involved!


 * Lisa: Professor Frink?
 * Professor Frink: Thank Turing you're here! Untie me!
 * Nelson: Luck I learned all about knots when I beat up that boy scout troop!
 * Lisa: Are you behind all this?
 * Professor Frink: Sadly, yes. But I started with the best of intentions [ga-hey] all I wanted to do was find a way to clone school lunches!
 * Nelson: Huh? Why?
 * Professor Frink: To make the more affordable and not have to use animals for meat!
 * Lisa: I like this so far!
 * Professor Frink: But the company sponsoring me had other ideas! They tried to use my ideas to clone soldiers out of school lunch food! They were unstable and ran amuck! Amuck, I tell you!


 * Nelson: I knew it! Space aliens!
 * Lisa: We caught you!
 * Kang/Kodos: Ha ha! Foolish children! No one will ever believe you!
 * Lisa: Sure they will. I recorded your conversation with my phone camera and posted it live on the Internet. "Alien conspiracy revealed" is trending right under pictures of 's new haircut!