Homer's Phobia/Quotes

It's been two hours now. How do you feel? I dunno. I kinda want a cigarette. Good, let's buy you a pack. What brand? Anything slim. DANG!

Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you? Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam. He prefers the company of men! Who doesn't? Homer, listen carefully. John is a Ho - mo... Right. ...Sexual. AAAAHHH!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I danced with a gay!

I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us out on a drive today, and we're going. Whoa! Not me. And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak. He should have the good taste to mince around and let everyone know that he's... that way. What on Earth are you talking about? You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING!

Oh don't you love those curtains? I have the same exact ones, but only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these? Not really. They just had corn on them. Kitchen, corn?

Zzzzzap!

Oh, Dad. You are the living end.

You! I should have known. Good morning, sunshine. Homer, John brought us cactus candy. Look, John, you seem like a perfectly nice guy and all. Just stay the hell away from my family! Well, now you don't get any candy. No that's cruel. Just take a teensy piece. No. Homer, what have you got against gays? You know. It's not... usual. If there was a law, it would be against it.


 * [Whistle goes off.]

Oh my god! What's happening now? We work hard, we play hard.
 * ["" starts playing, as the whole room transforms into a Gay Nightclub.]