French-Canadian mountain man

"Où est la whiskey"

- French-Canadian mountain man

The French-Canadian mountain man is an unnamed French-speaking man from Canada who Whitney and Jitney Spuckler brought home to the boyfriend room to practice kissing with.

History
Whitney and Jitney interrupted Bart and Mary Spuckler to use the boyfriend room. Mary said that they didn't even have boyfriends and they say that they want to practice kissing with the French-Canadian mountain man, who is still in leg shackles. He then asks "where is the whiskey" in French.