The Invincible Principal/Quotes


 * Bart: I am.... how yo say?... Ze master of Ze art, no? Wait 'til everyone gets to school tomorrow morning!


 * Seymour Skinner: But what, Bart? Come to my office.
 * Bart: Look, Seymour, if you think I wrote that "thank you teacher" hooey...
 * Seymour Skinner: I know you didn't Bart.
 * Bart: What?
 * Seymour Skinner: Because I wrote it!
 * Bart: Tag your own school? Are you sniffing library paste?


 * Edna: Bart, I didn't know you cared. So nice of you to spray that you love me.
 * Bart: Aargh!


 * Bart (thinking) I'll paint a new tag now! Kids'll see it on the way beck from lunch... :Seymour Skinner: before Skinner can change it!


 * Seymour Skinner: Spray paint's expensive, isn't it? You're probably down to your last few squirts. So take a look... ...at these! And I 'm buying even moer! You can't outpaint a man who controls the school's art budget1
 * Bart: [GULP!]
 * Seymour Skinner: Let's get back to your class. Our regulation 37-minute lunch hour is almost at and end.