Circus Clowning

"Circus Clowning" is a song sung by Krusty, Bart and various animals at the circus.

Lyrics

 * Bart:
 * But you're a big time TV star.
 * Ain't the circus worse by far?


 * Krusty:
 * Oh, I used to love celebrity,
 * But I've got big top clarity.
 * Because...


 * Circus clowning is the life for me.
 * Gonna flip the bird to lousy kids' TV.
 * Circus folk have real camaraderie.
 * I can't be fired 'cause they don't test my pee.


 * Animals:
 * He'd be positive,
 * For every sedative.


 * Krusty:
 * Circus laughter, there's no greater high.
 * Crowd is fired up 'cause they might see you die.


 * Animals:
 * If he breaks his neck,
 * What a thrill they'll get.


 * Krusty:
 * All my problems have been solved for free.
 * Talking to the bear sure beats therapy.


 * Animals:
 * A hug can beat,
 * Fear of women's feet.


 * Bart:
 * Can I join the circus if I'm only ten?


 * Krusty:
 * Here's a fake I.D., now your name is Ben.


 * Bart:
 * Ain't no mom to keep me safe and sound.
 * I get to juggle swords, eat corn dogs off the ground.


 * Krusty:
 * So, good riddance to TV
 * I feel alive instead of live-plus-three.


 * All:
 * Because circus clowning is the life for me!.