She of Little Faith/Quotes


 * [Close-up of Homer at breakfast.]

So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! [it turns out that he is talking to Bart] So butter your bacon! Yes, father. [does so] [walking in] Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over! Hold that thought... [to Bart] Bacon up that sausage, boy! But, Dad, my heart hurts!
 * [Homer glares at him; Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it.]

I am dreaming of a free Tibet. We are dreaming of free sandwiches.

Hey, Richard, in, did you really do all those sit-ups? I wish! I did one, and they just showed it a thousand times.

[cheerfully] Who wants some astro-lemonade? What precisely makes it "astro"? Look, I don't want to start a whole thing with this.

Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.

[whispering] Here she comes! And a-one, and a-two, and... [singing] We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish -- [stop as Lisa enters] ...oh. Hello, Lisa. I just came down for a glass of water. Oh. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no-one told Santa you were a Buddhist. Well, Santa can take it back, because I'm not ruled by material desi-- [gasps when she sees the "present"] Is that a pony!?
 * [Homer and Bart stand beside it.]

I don't know what Santa left you! I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar. [holds out some sugar cubes to the pony] Lisa, we love you, and we're not trying to put any pressure on you!
 * [She sets Maggie, carrying a candy cane, down on the floor, and nudges her with her foot. Maggie walks over to Lisa and holds out the cane.]

[touched] Aww!
 * [Reverend Lovejoy peers through the living room window as Lisa takes the cane.]

Lick it! Lick it! [noticing him] NO! [runs out of the house]

Richard Gere! The world's most famous Buddhist! What about the Dalai Lama? Who's the Dalai Lama? You know, the 14th Reincarnation of Buddha? Who's Buddha? It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire, 'cause I've got the desire to kick your ass!