Lisa Goes Gaga/Quotes


 * Lady Gaga: I just can't ignore a billboard in pain. We're stopping at Springfield.
 * Lady Gaga's manager: But-
 * Lady Gaga: No buts.
 * (Lady Gaga turns to show her butt)


 * Bart: Without award shows, how would we know what movie has the best beheading? Or that "Glee" is a comedy?


 * Homer: (pointing at Lisa) What's wrong with her?
 * Bart: She just found out no one likes her. I thought she knew?


 * Milhouse: Well, I certainly wish I was "Truth Teller" but if I was you'd know because I can't keep a secret...I sleep under my bed every night because I'm scared of the cars from "Cars"! [whispering] If gasoline is their food, then why do they have teeth?


 * Lady Gaga: Where's the dress I wore for the Pope?
 * Stylist: [Holds up a skimpy outfit made of leather straps and crucifixes] I saw Jennifer Lopez wear it last week.
 * Lady Gaga: Burn it. Burn it now!


 * Homer: Let's go see Lady Gaga. Maybe that will turn that frown upside-down.
 * Lisa: It's not a frown, it's a straight line of resignation. It's the same upside-down as right-side-up.


 * ''(Lady Gaga runs away crying)
 * Lisa: Are you crying glitter?
 * Lady Gaga: Tiny diamonds. Hurts like Hell.