Lois Pennycandy

Lois Pennycandy is the executive assistant to Krusty the Clown.

Biography
She swayed Krusty into visiting Bart, who saved Krusty from jail time and later reunited him with his estranged father, the Hyman Krustofsky. She was at Krusty's side during the auditions where Robert Terwilliger became Krusty's new sideshow, and was at Krusty's "funeral" when Krusty was presumed dead after crashing his private jet into a cliff. In a phone conversation with Marge, Marge asked her, "How can [Krusty] hurt someone who loves him so?" Pennycandy replied, "Oh, Mrs. Simpson, I've wasted my womanhood asking that same question", while looking at a framed photo of Krusty the Clown. At a charity bachelor auction for the Springfield Fire Department, she combined her bid with four other women to share the same bachelor.

She took part in the world's tallest human pyramid record attempt. She also dressed Krusty in an anti-PETA fur coat, per his request.