I Love to Walk

"I Love to Walk" is a song that Homer sang when he started to love walking.

Episode version

 * Homer:
 * I like to walk down the avenue,
 * Bust a move with Disco Stu.


 * Disco Stu:
 * You shake me from my booty,
 * To my 'fro.


 * Homer:
 * Yes, I strut down the boulevard,
 * Burning off my excess lard.
 * I rarely feel the need to utter "d'oh".


 * Top of the mornin', ladies.


 * Patty:
 * Bite us.


 * Homer:
 * I can walk from Springfield to Alaska,
 * Then hobknob with the stars in Malibu.


 * Hi, Homer, I'm actor Steve Buscemi.
 * Hi, Homer, I'm actor Steve Buscemi.


 * Homer:
 * The guy who got fed into the wood chipper in ?!
 * And when I hear...


 * Turkmenistanians:
 * You can't walk to Turkmenistan.


 * Homer:
 * I say, "Of course I can! Screw you!"


 * Steve Buscemi:
 * Hey, would you guys like tickets to the Independent Film Awards?


 * Turkmenistanians:
 * Would we?


 * Homer:
 * Oh, I love to perambulate,
 * It's standing still I really hate.
 * So let me please reiterate:
 * I love to—

Album version

 * Lenny:
 * Morning, Homer. Lookin' good.


 * Carl:
 * Yeah, walking's made a new man out of you.


 * Homer:
 * It sure has. You see this bulge back here? Now it actually is a fanny pack. No, wait. It's still my ass. But your point is well taken. You see...


 * I like to walk down the avenue,
 * Bust a move with Disco Stu.


 * Disco Stu:
 * You shake me from my booty,
 * To my 'fro.


 * Homer:
 * Yes, I strut down the boulevard,
 * Burning off my excess lard.
 * I rarely feel the need to utter "d'oh".


 * Top of the mornin', ladies.


 * Patty:
 * Bite us.


 * Homer:
 * I can walk from Springfield to Alaska,
 * Then hobknob with the stars in Malibu.


 * Steve Buscemi:
 * Hi, Homer, I'm actor Steve Buscemi.


 * Homer:
 * The guy who got fed into the wood chipper in Fargo?!
 * And when I hear...


 * Turkmenistanians:
 * You can't walk to Turkmenistan.


 * Homer:
 * I say, "Of course I can! Screw you!"


 * Steve Buscemi:
 * Hey, would you guys like tickets to the Independent Film Awards?


 * Turkmenistanians:
 * Would we?


 * Homer:
 * Oh, I love to perambulate,
 * It's standing still I really hate.
 * So let me please reiterate:
 * I love to—


 * [screams in pain]


 * [Marge gasps]


 * Homer:
 * My feet are inside me.

Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of the song "Talk to the Animals" from the 1967 movie Doctor Doolittle. It is the eighteenth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.