Little Orphan Millie/Quotes


 * [After Maggie gives Milhouse her baby bottle.]
 * Milhouse: Oh, my God! I've become the world's oldest baby. Men don't get their moo-moo from a baa-baa. They get their moo-moo from a big-boy cup!


 * Homer: Marge, give me a break! I don't know the colors of peoples' eyes! I just judge them on the color of their skin.


 * Kirk: Uh, attention, everyone. Uh, Luann and I have some big news.
 * Bart: Is it that you're brother and sister? Because you really look a lot alike.
 * Kirk: No.
 * Bart: Half-brother and half-sister?
 * Kirk: No!
 * Bart: Siamese twins who've been surgically separated?
 * Luann: No! We're getting remarried.


 * [Homer is searching for his wedding album.]
 * Homer: Where is it? I gotta find out what color Marge's eyes are. Ah! Cha-ching! (he goes to open the album only to find it has a combination lock, and is shut tight.) Ohh! Oh, Marge darling... What's the combination to our wedding album?
 * Marge: Our anniversary.
 * Homer: (pauses) D'oh!


 * [When Milhouse's parents are lost at sea.]
 * Homer: Here Milhouse, why don't you cheer up with a glass of Ocean Spray. [catches himself] Oh, boy. Forget that. How about some Cap'n Crunch? [catches himself] Seven Seas Italian Dressing? Oh, no, no, no. Uhh... Chicken of the Sea tuna? Ahh. Billy Ocean CD? The History of Atlantic Records?
 * Marge: Stop naming things!
 * Homer: I want to, but I can't.
 * Marge: Then go to Moe's.
 * Homer: Good idea. I'll drown my sorrows in Anchor Steam Beer. [looks at Milhouse] Oh ho ho I'm sorry. [covers his mouth and leaves]