The Fool Monty/Quotes


 * Smithers: I'm so happy I could hug you.
 * Mr. Burns: And have me smell like cheap drug store cologne the rest of the day? You may hug my shadow.


 * Homer: He will do my bidding... at that fantasy football auction and anything else my limited imagination can come up with.


 * Homer: This town can't teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge.


 * Smithers: He was more than a friend. He was the reason I got up in the morning because he would inject me with coffee at six in the morning in the back of the head.


 * Mr. Burns I want to die quietly on my own term, crushing as many of those baby sea turtles as I possibly can.


 * Mayor Quimby: [about Mr. Burns] Give him what he wants. He's the only tax payer in this town.


 * Marge: This isn't a line for a movie, why are you dressed in that costume?
 * Comic Book Guy: Because I am afraid of needles, but Wolverine is not.


 * Mr. Burns: I'll have 37 snifters of your influenza syrup. One for me, one for Smithers, and the rest for my hounds.


 * Homer: Hurry up, boy! We have to burn everything the cat touched, before the virus makes us paranoid! [strikes a matc])
 * Marge: Homer! [blows the match out and Homer strikes another one] Stop burning! [blows the match out again)] They have a vaccine!
 * Homer: All right. We'll get the vaccine.
 * [Grampa emerges out of the pile, yawning]''
 * Marge [referring to Abe] Homer, did you know he was in the pile?
 * Homer: I thought he was an old clump of rags.