Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus/Quotes


 * Kent Brockman: Springfield has risen from the ashes like a phoenix. That's phoenix the mythical bird, and not Phoenix the cultureless Mars-scape of the southwest.


 * Marge: What a beautiful day for a family stroll!
 * Apu: [carrying his octuplets] Tell that to my aching back!
 * Bart: [groans] It's not a family stroll! Homer forgot where he parked his car last night and now we have to find it!
 * Marge: What a beautiful day to be in denial!
 * Lisa: Yeah, Bart, who cares? The sun is shining, birds are singing, people... are... staring up at the sky in terror?
 * [the family screams]
 * Homer: Do you see it, Lisa? There's... nothing... there.
 * Milhouse: And that's where Lard Lad used to be!


 * Kent Brockman: In response to the outcry, Lard Lad's parent company, Tianjin Mining and Smelting and Donuts, has issued the following statement: "We are rebranding Lard Lad with an updated statue."
 * Homer: Ooh, rebranding!
 * Lisa: That just means admitting failure, Dad.
 * Homer: Ooh, admitting failure!