Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind/Quotes


 * Lisa: I've been abducted by aliens! I thought that only happened to people who live in trailer parks.


 * Kang/Kodos: Please, tell me you are not the typical earthling youth?
 * Lisa: I like to think not. My teachers say my thirst for knowledge is extraordinary. That raises another question... How do?
 * Kang/Kodos: Extraordinary?! Ha! We cannot use you. We need a typical child.


 * : Return to the mothership? But world domination is only 95% complete.


 * Kodos: Kang, i'm sending this one back. Unless you cant to eat him?
 * Bart: Eat my shorts!
 * Kang: No, he's too active. He would be stringy.


 * Ralph: Butter is slipperier than soap!