Geriatric Park (song)

"Geriatric Park" is the theme song for.

Lyrics

 * They were old.
 * They were sad.
 * And their joints all hurt.
 * Now they're here,
 * And they're glad.
 * They've hit pay dirt.
 * Geriatric Park.
 * Geriatric Park.
 * It's so, so safe.
 * Nothing can go wrong.
 * Can go wrong,
 * Can go wrong,
 * Can go wrong...

Behind the Laughter
"Geriatric Park" is a parody of "Theme from Jurassic Park", the theme song of Jurassic Park. The studio singers were contracted by Sally Stevens.