Low Expectations Dating Service

Low Expectations Dating Service is a dating service.

History
Selma used the service to record a dating video. While smoking a cigarette, she said, "I want to have a baby before it's too late. You're looking at a free lunch, boys. Come and get it!" She then growled amorously, put her cigarette fully into her mouth, and a second later opened her mouth to show the cigarette put out and tied into a knot.

When Willie later watched Selma's video, he rejected her: "Back to the loch with you, Nessie!"