Bad News Bearer/Quotes


 * Mr. Burns: Ahoy, hoy! I'm Mr. Burns the clown!
 * Waylon Smithers: Eek, eek, sir!


 * Lisa: Don't you feel bad doing Mr. Burns dirty work?
 * Bart: C'mon, Lisa, It's like having the Grim Reaper for a dad!
 * Homer: What can I do? He's my boss! And he did send us these nice steaks!
 * Lisa: I don't eat beef!
 * Homer: Well, that's the first I've heard of it. Next thing you'll tell me you're a buddhist!


 * Homer: Mr. Moleman? Otto wanted me to tell you he's sorry he ran over you with his bus!
 * Hans Moleman: He ran the red light!
 * Homer: Yeah, but he's color blind. No one's to blame, really.
 * Hans Moleman: Can he take the bus off me now?
 * Homer: [SHEEESH!] It's all me me me with you! Some people just can't take an apology!


 * Comic Book Guy: You say Agnes is breaking up with me? But she broke up with me months ago.
 * Homer: Yeah, she just wanted me to rub it in!
 * Comic Book Guy: You evil beauty, you're like Catwoman in the body of Grampa Munster.


 * Ned: Hey, bitty Barty! I see you have the new Flanders-approved "school daze" game! it simulates a full day of school for students who are yearning for extra learning!
 * Bart: You're behind this game, Mr. Flanders?
 * Ned: Me and the watchdog group! We're taking a bite out of video game violence! Wait, scratch that. Biting sounds too violent. So does scratch.
 * Bart: So you're saying these games I'm testing are...
 * Ned:...one hundred percent nonviolent and educational!
 * Bart: Aaaah!
 * Ned: Ooooh! This one has a hedgehog showing ou how fold doiles for the elderly!