Carol of the Bells

"Carol of the Bells" is a Christmas carol.

Part one

 * Singers:
 * All is not well,
 * On this noel.
 * It's looking grim,
 * For Reverend Tim.


 * Helen:
 * This should be his very busy season.


 * Mel:
 * No one's coming, tell me what's the reason.


 * Singers:
 * What will he do,
 * Pull up a pew,
 * As we bid adieu,
 * Look for Disco Stu.

Part two

 * Singers:
 * All ended well,
 * Except for Sideshow Mel.
 * This Jewish clown,
 * He didn't drown.
 * Reconciled with his daughter,
 * When he got out of the water.
 * Here's the good news,
 * Butts in the pews.
 * Watch Homer snooze,
 * As he still chews.
 * Our show is almost done.
 * Maggie didn't stop,
 * At one.

Behind the Laughter
"" is a real Christmas carol. The music was composed by and Jeff Westbrook wrote the parody lyrics. Chris Ledesma arranged and orchestrated the song.