Dangers on a Train/Quotes


 * Lisa: Wait, you named me after a train?
 * Homer: Yeah, just like we did with Bart.


 * Homer: (singing) I've been working on the railroad-
 * Marge: Why are you singing that?
 * Homer: Because it's in the public domain?


 * Ramona: Let's go home and spend a romantic night looking through your computer's browsing history.
 * Ben: That exists? Oh, boy.


 * Squeaky Voiced Teen: Do they have to get off and get back on?
 * Co-worker: Sometimes you just have to say "To Hell with rules!"
 * [Grabs him and the two begin kissing romantically]


 * Apu: Once again, India is denuded of her treasure by the imperialist devils.
 * Manjula: Why do we watch this show?
 * Apu: Because I like the costumes!