Simpsorama/Quotes


 * Marge: Homer, I think there's someone downstairs!
 * Homer: Relax, Marge, it's probably just Homer coming home late from Moe's!


 * Homer: [After having seen Bender falling off the storm] What the hell was that?
 * Lisa: Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.
 * Bart: Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.


 * [Bender tries to drink a beer]
 * Homer: Don't drink my loved ones!
 * Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
 * Homer: A robot! With a catchphrase!
 * Bart: Hey Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?


 * Homer: Okay, so, what are you?
 * Bart: Must be a secret government project.
 * Bender: Whoa, what do I look like, a narc? My name is Bender, and I come from the future!
 * Homer: Prove it. What happens to Homer Simpson in the future?
 * Bender: I don't know. You die?
 * Homer: Oh... my... God. He's telling the truth. I have to take you to our civic leaders.
 * [Cut to inside of Moe's.]


 * Homer: Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bromance?
 * Bender: Romance.
 * Homer: You future guys have a word for everything... pal.


 * Leela: [After see Homer's alive through Bender hologram ass-projector] You lied to me, Bender! Homer Simpson's still alive!
 * Fry: Come on, Bender, stabbity-stabbity.
 * Lisa: [to Fry on the hologram] Wait! Stop! Why must you kill my dad? Specially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you.


 * Professor Frink: Professor, you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could figure something out.
 * Professor Farnsworth: Okay. Eh, but remember, to me you're incredibly stupid. Oh, and the annoying girl may be helpful.


 * Marge: Oh, don't mention her eye. Don't mention her eye.
 * Leela: Don't mention her hair. Don't mention her hair.
 * Marge: I... am so pleased to meet you.
 * Leela: Nice to be hair.


 * Bart: Let this be a lesson. Never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule.


 * Lisa: Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?
 * Professor Fransworth: Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.
 * Professor Frink: But how did Bender get here?
 * Professor Fransworth: With a time machine.
 * Lisa: But you just said that--
 * Professor Fransworth: [Cutting her off] Sample's ready!


 * Lisa: That's it! All we have to do is dig up the time capsule.
 * Leela: And bury Bart in the hole.
 * Marge: I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.
 * Leela: In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.
 * Professor Fransworth: Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.


 * Homer: Listen, uh, I know you're a robot and incapable of emotion...
 * Bender: [sobbing] It's true! I'm empty inside! [breaks down crying on the bar.]


 * Lisa: Dad, we have beer in our time.
 * Homer: Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years.


 * Bender: There's a horse called Bender's Bounty. But my memory says he died during the race. That can't be true.
 * Announcer: And way, way, way back is Bender's Bounty.
 * Bender: [angrily] Damn it!


 * Lou: [After he saw Bender killing a horse] Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there.
 * Chief Wiggum: Oh, a 608... Lou, can't you just let me enjoy my day off?
 * Lou: Why are you dressed in your uniform, then?
 * Chief Wiggum: 'Cause they're the only clothes that fit me. You happy? Happy?


 * Lisa: [To the Bart look-alike creatures] Attention Goblins! Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger Bars. And people are laying fingers all over them!


 * Lisa: They're evolving. Wow. That's a first for you, Bart.
 * Bart: Will you shut up?


 * [Madison Cube Garden, containing the Bart creatures, is ejected into the void of space. Lisa, Leela, Zoidberg, Amy and Hermes cheer.]
 * Bart: You realize you're cheering the death of millions of my children.
 * [Lisa, Leela, Zoidberg, Amy and Hermes cheer louder.]