The Once and Future Bartman Part Three: Together Again For the First Time/Quotes


 * Bartman: But then you left that not that clearly implicated you! You even signed it "Comic Book Guy" in latin!
 * Numero Uno: Nonsense! My Altavista Babelfish program said it read "A well-spoken Clown!"
 * Bartman: Dude, you were still using Altavista back then!
 * Numero Uno: It is superior to Google Translate, and no one will tell me other wise!


 * Professor Frink: Greate glavin! Am I too late?
 * Houseboy: Well, the guided tour started a few minutes ago.
 * Bartman: And Springfield just exploded.


 * Houseboy: You saved me! Who knows what that super-condensed milkshake would have done to me!
 * Bartman: C'mon, Houseboy. We've still got a theif to catch!
 * Future Houseboy: Numero Uno is Comic Book Guy!
 * Houseboy: That's I've been trying to say!
 * Bartman: No way, man. I know that it's Bob. If you won't go with me, I'm going alone!


 * Future Bartman: He's right! We've saved Springfield from destruction so there's a whole new future ahed!
 * Future Houseboy: Everything's going to be better!
 * Future Bartman: Maybe Martin Prince will never run the mob! And Ralph will never be Police chief! And that billionaire megalomaniac will never be elected president!
 * Bartman: Ummm... about that....


 * Professor Frink: ...and that's why if you change one element in the past, you'll be forced to going back again and again to fix things.
 * Ralph: Like the old lady wwho swallowed a fly!
 * Professor Frink: Thanks for bringing your "Wiggle Puppy Day Care" children here for e a field trip!
 * Ralph: We help kids use their imagination bones!