In the Name of Lava!/Quotes


 * Bart: How's the yard work going?
 * Homer: I'll get to it.
 * Bart: Don't bother. In a little while it won't matter.
 * Homer: Why not?
 * Bart: Beacuse there'll be no yard.
 * Homer: Huh?
 * Bart: No yard. No house. No Springfield....
 * Homer: I bet you didn't even buy lava insurance.
 * Bart: That's too bad, because Mt. Springfield is about to blow!
 * Homer: What are you talking about?


 * Clancy Wiggum: So, speedy McLeadfoot, what gives?
 * Homer: I'm just trying to get out of town before we all fry in a flood of lava! Look up there!
 * Clancy Wiggum: A natural disaster? Aw... that's gonna be so much paperwork! I'd better warn Sarah and Ralphie.
 * Lisa: Shouldn't you be alerting the whole town?
 * Clancy Wiggum: Oh, yeah... I should do that, too. Considering our impending doom, I'll let you off with a warning this time.
 * Homer: Thanks!


 * Seymour Skinner: Edna, I admit we've had some ups and downs, but now what we are possibly facing a horrible death, I fell I need to do this... Edna will you marry me?
 * Edna: Oh, Seymour. I'd rather take my changes with the lava.
 * Agnes Skinner: Good choice.
 * Milhouse: Principal Skinner has inspired me! Lisa, I admit we've had some ups and down, but Lisa, will you--?
 * Lisa: Dont' bother finishing that sentence.


 * Kent Brockman: And now back to Arnie Pie. The teleprompter is telling me he's had a change of heart and now ill fly over the erupting volacno... what? Is he crazy?
 * Arnie Pie: I'm not crazy. I've just decided that I realyl want to win the local news Emmy... even if it's posthumous! Through the smoke I see something... It's... ...it's a pile of burning tires! There is no volacno! [SIGH] So much for that Emmy. Back to you, Kent.
 * Kent Brockman: So views, this should serve as a lesson. Always listen to your Emmy Award-winning news anchor when he says, "remain calm."


 * Marge: I'm not very happy with you two!
 * Homer: It was Bart! He told me it was a volcano.
 * Bart: You rat!
 * Marge: Bart, you should be ashamed.
 * Lisa: Will you ever stop pulling lame-o pranks?
 * Bart: I was just trying to raise Homer's blood pressure a little, but before I knew it everyone else was suckered in. That's not lame. That's brilliant!