Burnsie's Belly Laughs!/Quotes


 * [The scene: Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.]
 * Mr. Burns: I've decided to promote some of my lower-level employees.
 * Smithers: Very good, sir.
 * Mr. Burns: Meet Manny Tar. He'll be our new head of production.
 * Manny Tar: Nice to meet you!
 * [Burns leaves. Smithers, perturbed, takes in the sight of Manny, who has a bull's head and thus resembles a from Greek mythology.]
 * Smithers: You're a lower-level employee?
 * Manny: Well ... technically, the dungeon catacombs are the lowest level.
 * Smithers: I assume you're originally from Greece.
 * Manny: Nope. I grew up in Springfield. I used to be a regular Joe! I started working at the plant right out of high school. Turns out all the radiation I was exposed to had [makes finger quotes] "adverse effects".
 * Smithers: So your name is Manny Tar and you just happened to mutate into a minotaur? That's quite a coincidence.
 * Manny: I know, right?!


 * [Later, Homer meets up with Manny when they're both on a donut break.]
 * Homer: Hey, Manny! I heard the radiation from this place turned you into a horrible monster. No offense.
 * Manny: None taken! It's true! The shielding at my workstation was completely substandard. Thank goodness I got out when I did!
 * Homer: [chuckles] Tough break! So where did you used to work?
 * Manny: I was the safety inspector for Sector 7-G! [This revelation leaves Homer absolutely shocked.]


 * [At the Simpson home, the telephone rings.]
 * Marge: [answering phone] Hello?
 * Homer: [on phone] Hi, honey. I'm going to come home early today. I'm feeling horny.
 * Marge: Homer J. Simpson, you are terrible! But I suppose we could sneak in a little "snuggle time" before the kids get home. [giggles]
 * [The scene shifts back to the nuclear plant where Homer is talking on the phone. He now has a pair of horns growing out of his head.]
 * Homer: That's not what I meant.
 *  [ Mr. Burns abruptly interrupts, breaking the .]
 * Mr. Burns: Enough! Stop your vacillating scrutiny and buy this comical booklet posthaste!