Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder/Quotes

Hey! There was no accident at the plant. Dad just wanted to go bowling. He shouldn't have deceived me, but I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay.

Check out the overhead scoreboard!
 * [Scoreboard says "poo" and "ass" instead of Lenny and Carl.]

[laughs] Poo! Uh, Homer. What wacky name do you want? Are "poo" and "ass" taken? Yeah. Damn, could my life get any worse?

Mr. Simpson, you're going to be fine... although you do seem to have swallowed a number of shark eggs. Actually, that was before I went in the ocean. Well, I don't want to pry into your personal life-- Then don't.

Oh this is the worst day ever. Hey Homer, what gives? Mr. Burns is making me eat all these drums of toxic waste! Geez, that's rough. There must be 2 to 300 gallons in here. And even a teaspoon could cause a fatal tumor.

All right, smart guy, where's the fire? Over there. Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog, uh, in, no, is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal.

I can't get Maggie to eat. Maybe if you try… Oh, I'm twenty-six hours late for work, no time for Maggie…Ooh, Where's Waldo!!! No, no, this would be a lot easier without all these people. Nope, no [gasps] It's him! No. Homer! Waldo, where are you?