Hill of Beans/Quotes


 * Dr. Hibbert: Ah hee hee hee! Why, I've never seen anything like this!
 * Chief Wiggum: Give it to me straight, doc! A brain-sucking alien has eaten my boy's brain, right?
 * Dr. Hibbert: Now, there's no need for firearms, Chief... at least, not yet! Your son simply has a beanstalk growing out of his nose. Here, allow me to extract it!
 * Ralph: Ow! My sneeze bone!
 * Dr. Hibbert: Just as i thought the beanstalk is growing from this lima bean.
 * Chief Wiggum: Dirty, rotten aliens! Why can't they grow their stupid lima beans on the mother ship?!


 * Johnny Herelately: These aren't the kind of records we want to see broken! They must be spirited! Exciting! They should spark the world's imagination... like that Wiggum boy's did!
 * Fat Tony: I belive I could help everyone wit' this dilemma for I have recently returned from Tijunana with a truckload of thrilling novelty itemes!
 * Johnny Herelately: And so the tension monuts here in Springfield as the entire town attempts to break the Duff World Record for the most paddleball bounces. This is truly historic television.


 * Johnny Herelately: And this is Springfield's own Ralph Wiggum, who has just broken the Duff World Record for the most lima beans shoved up a nose. What do you have to say, young man?
 * Ralph: Please don't take away my little friends.
 * Johnny Herelately: Would you look at that? He's already trying to break his own Duff World Records.