Hot Air Buffoon/Quotes


 * Lisa: Stay back, Bart! This is my science fair project, and I don't want you touching it.
 * Bart: C'mon, Lis. Milhouse and I just want to help. Hey! Let's go for a ride.
 * Lisa: Absolutely not! I'm just testing the flame apparatus and the balloon fabric to make sure it will fly a the science fair.
 * Bart: Fly? I'll help you make it fly all right.
 * Milhouse: Me, too!
 * Lisa: Wait, wait. You don't understand.


 * Bart: It's amazing, we can see all of Springfield from here. This balloon rules. You deserve an A+, Lisa.
 * Lisa: Thanks, Bart. You're a moron.
 * Bart: Hey, I just said something nice, and you call me a moron! What for?
 * Lisa: Because not only can we see all of Springfield Squidport, which means... we're heading out over the water!


 * Bart: Can you climb up the rope?
 * Milhouse: Uh, I don't think so. I'm too scared, too weak, and my palms are too sweaty.
 * Lisa: Oh no. Hold on, Milhouse! He's not going to last much longer down there.
 * Bart: You're right. I got us all into this mess, so It's up to me to get us out of it. I'm gonna go get him.
 * Lisa: Bart, this may be the bravest think I've ever seen anybody do.
 * Bart: Yeah, yeah, I'm a hero. Please don't accidentally push me to my death. If I don't make it, tell mom I love here.
 * Lisa: And dad?
 * Bart: Tell him I said he eats too much.


 * Bart: Hey, Lis. I don't think I can hold on much longer. You need to get us back on the ground, quick!
 * Lisa: The quickest solution I can think of is to crash!
 * Bart: Uh... keep reading!


 * Milhouse: Sorry about ruining your science fair project, Lisa.
 * Bart: Yeah, sorry.
 * Lisa: Ruined? Our flight in my homemade balloon is going to be all over the news! I'll get an A+ for use. Maybe even a scholarship!
 * Bart: Scholarship? I think all that thin air affected Lisa's brain.
 * Milhouse: Hmmm. Maybe it was the thin air that made her slap me!
 * Lisa: Yeah, Milhouse, that was probably it.