No Teasing/Transcript

1988-2007

 *  [ Bart closes the door and enters a room with a couch and TV where Maggie and Lisa are playing. Bart has a Butterfinger in his hands.]
 * Bart: Behold! The last Butterfinger in the whole house, and I have it.
 * Lisa: Dad says no teasing.
 * [Bart holds the Butterfinger up for Maggie and Lisa to get.]
 * Bart: Na-na-na-na-na-na!
 * [Before Maggie and Lisa can get the Butterfinger, Bart pulls it away, making Maggie fall over.]
 * Bart: Whoa!
 * [Bart takes the Butterfinger out of the wrapper.]
 * Bart: Check out the smooth chocolatey outside, [breaks the Butterfinger in two] and crispity, crunchity, peanut-buttery inside.
 * Lisa: Dad says if you make us scream, you're dead meat.
 * Bart: You wouldn't scream.
 * [Lisa takes a deep breath.]
 * Lisa: DAD!!!!!!!!
 * [Bart gives Lisa part of his Butterfinger, and she crunches on it.]
 * Homer: Now what?!
 * Lisa: [with her mouth full] Never mind.
 * [A screen with a Butterfinger on it appears. The words "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" appear above the Butterfinger. The screen disappears and Maggie takes out her pacifier and points her finger in her mouth. Bart stares at her.]
 * Bart: [voiceover] Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!

But in the present it is totally a remake so.... 2013-present

 *  [ Bart closes the door and enters a room with a couch and TV where Maggie and Lisa are playing. Bart has a Butterfinger in his hands.]
 * Bart: Behold! The last Butterfinger in the whole house, and I have it.
 * Lisa: Dad says no teasing.
 * [Bart holds the Butterfinger up for Maggie and Lisa to get.]
 * Bart: Na-na-na-na-na-na!
 * [Before Maggie and Lisa can get the Butterfinger, Bart pulls it away, making Maggie fall over.]
 * Bart: Whoa!
 * [Bart takes the Butterfinger out of the wrapper.]
 * Bart: Check out the smooth chocolatey outside, [breaks the Butterfinger in two] and crispity, crunchity, peanut-buttery inside.
 * Lisa: Dad says if you make us scream, you're dead meat.
 * Bart: You wouldn't scream.
 * [Lisa takes a deep breath.]
 * Lisa: DAD!!!!!!!!
 * [Bart gives Lisa part of his Butterfinger, and she crunches on it.]
 * Homer: Now what?!
 * Lisa: [with her mouth full] Never mind.
 * Announcer: Get a crispity, crunchity peanut buttery burst in every bite of Butterfinger!
 * Bart: [voiceover] Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
 * [Maggie takes out her pacifier and points her finger in her mouth. Bart stares at her.]