Going Postal/Quotes


 * Kirk: Milhouse, I need you to mail this right away. It's your mother's alimony check.
 * Milhouse: Mrs. Poo-Ann van Houten?


 * Milhouse: Help! Bart, I'm trapped! I can't get out!
 * Bart: Hang on, man. I'll go find the mailman!
 * Milhouse: Hurry! I'm starting to freak out!
 * Bart: Keep cool, dude!


 * Bart: I brought back the mailman, Milhouse!
 * Mailman: You stupid kids cost me my lunch break!
 * Milhouse: The sun! I thought I whould never see the sun again!
 * Mailman: Now I've got the come all the way back here again in another hour to pick up the stupid mail!


 * Bart: Hey, Martin! You won't believe what just happened! I was giving Milhouse a boost up to reach the mailbox like this, see?
 * Milhouse: When the lid thingy broke of fand fell inside.
 * Bart: So I give him an extra shove to reach inside and grab the lid.
 * Milhouse: And then I fell in... ...like this.
 * Sound: Thunk!


 * Milhouse: Martin! Go get the mailman!
 * Martin: No siree! Whoever, knowing that an offense against the United States Postal service has been committed, receives, relieves, comforts or assists the offender to hinder or prevent his or her apprehension, trail, or punishment is an accessory after the fact and, except as otherwise expressly provided by an act of congress, is subject to punishment by fines and/or possible prision sentences! Good day yo you, sir!


 * Milhouse: Think Happy Thoughts!
 * Homer: Hmmm... Man, the novelty sure wears off fast.