Mow Money/Quotes


 * Homer: Ahhh... the smell of a freshly mown lawn. A manicured miracle. Each blade of grass trimmed to perfection. Not like my lawn! Stupid weeds! Stupid crabbgrass! Stupid kudzu!


 * Milhouse: Hey, Bart! I got "Meatgrinder IV: Learn and Mean." Wanna play?
 * Bart: I can't Milhouse. My stupid dadis makiung me mow the stupid lawn with this stupid mower! IT's fun! Want yo try it?
 * Milhouse: Aww... you can't fool me with that one. I went on the Tom Sawyer log flume at five flags of Springfield.


 * Homer: Is it my birthday? Father's day? Chinese Christmas? A Lawnmaster 9000 with supra-traction, dynamic-flo and re-inforeced seat springs for husky men.
 * Marge: I don't know a thing about it, Homer.
 * Homer: If God had a lawn he'd make Jesus mow it with this.
 * Bart: Hands off the chrome, homedome.
 * Homer: What?
 * Bart: That's my ride, Homer.
 * Homer: Did you steal this? And will you help me push it into the garage?
 * Bart: Nope. Bought and paid for.
 * Milhouse: Wow. That's some lawnmower.
 * Bart: We need to talk, Milhouse.
 * Milhouse: About when I'm gonna ride that bad boy?
 * Bart: About how you're laid off.


 * Bart: Sorry to rain on your hoedown, jethro.
 * Cletus: My name's Cletus.
 * Bart: That would been my second guess.
 * Cletus: Tell y'all what... ...y'all better clear off if'n ya'll know what's good for y'all! Let's settle this like men, young'un.
 * Bart: Trouble is, I never know what's good for me.
 * Cletus: If yuh're man enough t'enter the Grasscutters Open down t'the state fair. When ah win, ya'll givin' me back mah bizness.
 * Bart: I'll be there! And it'll be you kissing my grass... ya'll!


 * Marge: I know losing hurts. But you have to be my brave little man.
 * Homer: Sob! Sob! Ooooh! A year's worth of beer, Marge! Gone!
 * Lisa: So, you lost the race but won your bet with Cletus.
 * Bart: He can have my customers. I'm going back to my day job... ...watching television