A Roaming Holiday/Quotes


 * Homer: Come on, people! Let's get this summer vacation on the road already. Man, you guys are even slower than these lazy animals of ours.


 * Homer: Woo-ho! Look out planet. Here come the Simpsons?
 * Marge: Keep both hands on the wheel, please.
 * Bart: Are we there yet?


 * Rod: Dad! The Simpsons' pets are flying around the backyard.
 * Todd: It's a miracle! Come quick!
 * Ned: [SIGH] I knew I never should have bought you boys that sugary breakfast ceral. It always leads to blasphemy.


 * Homer: Pay attention, Bart. I'm going to start our campfire the old fashioned way. With a rock and some flint.


 * Clancy Wiggum: Sixteen signs from ten city blocks. I believe we have a new rold record here, boys. See you in court, Simpson.
 * Homer: [SOB]
 * Bart: Are we there yet?