Skyler Green

Skyler Green is a former patty-cake child star.

History
She was in a documentary called Hollywood Nightmares. By age three months, she could already patty-cake. At age one, she was the opening act for Frank Sinatra Jr. Jr. III. After a disaster during the halftime show at EverBank Field, she went into a downward spiral. She started destroying toys and woke up too many mornings with stuffed animals she didn't know the names of. She was also arrested twice for former cuteness, under the Scott Baio law.