Luke's Lament

"Luke's Lament" is a parody of "", performed by Comic Book Guy and the Nerds.

Lyrics
Verse 1
 * So Vader's my dad?!
 * The dude's superbad.
 * He's covered in scars, blows up planets and stars, and he cut off my hand!
 * So Leia's my sis?!
 * I can't believe this!
 * I wish George said so, but he let us go share a passionate kiss.

Chorus
 * I wanna wish for a major rewrite
 * I wanna wish for a major rewrite
 * I wanna wish for a major rewrite to this silly sci-fi script!

Verse 2
 * So Han gets the girl?!
 * We're in Ewok-World.
 * I'm alone (of course), except for the Force. Man, I just want to hurl!

Chorus