MoneyBart/Quotes


 * Nelson: [to Bart and Lisa] Get a room, you two!
 * Lisa: We're brother and sister!
 * Milhouse: My parents are, I think.


 * Skinner: Well, if it isn't Eavesdropper Ernie and the Listen-In Bunch! This is Dahlia Brinkley.
 * Lisa: I just saw a Yale sticker on a car!
 * Dahlia: I just graduated from Yale and I decided to see the school where it all began
 * Lisa: I'm a Jazz club treasurer and I started the recycling thing. [Points to a bin saying "No half-eaten yogurt please!"]
 * Dahlia: Only two things? That is a Bridge application, not Ivy League!
 * Skinner: Dahlia was in nearly everything! [Takes yearbook down from shelf, opens it to a page showing Dahlia's activities]
 * Chalmers: That was one good year.


 * Bart: I've been here for seven hours and I'm finally beginning to forget -
 * Marge: [Phone rings] It's for you, Bart.
 * Lisa: [On phone] Bart, we need you! Ralph is all juiced up!
 * Bart: No way!
 * Ralph: I didn't know what I was putting in my body!


 * Lisa: Managers manage, and players play.
 * Ralph: Do alligators alligate?
 * Lisa: I don't know! Yes!
 * Ralph: I'm scared!