Kiss Me, Bart Simpson!/Quotes


 * Edna: Class, as you know, today is our traditional mistletoe run an annual event created by the forefathers of Sprignfield to ensure that their songs, no matter how ugly or unwashed would eventually land wives. Although it's noow strictly symboic, as citizens of Springfield, you're all legally bound to patricipate.


 * Ralph: Are you going to marry that tree now and have tree babies becuase you love that tree


 * Bart: I guess mom cooties aren't so bad.