Sashimi Bart!/Quotes


 * Professor Frink: Bart! Your mother is still mad at me for that time I accidentally turned you into a paramecium. You're deliberately trying to get me in trouble with the yelling and the lawsuits and the calling of names!
 * Bart: I'm sorry, Professor!


 * Homer: ...and so what you're telling me is that my son is now a fish?
 * Professor Frink: Er... yes. Sorry. Say, is your wife going to be all right what with the passing out and falling to the floor?
 * Homer: Eh. I'll get her a pillow later.


 * Marge: No... we are not selling our son to the circus, and that's final.
 * Homer: Good thinking, Marge! Why let those sleazy ringmasters make all the money? We'll just chage the rubes five bucks a pop to look at him in the bathroom! Lisa can seel corn dogs! Of course, she'll have to quit school...
 * Lisa: I'm not quitting school to sell corn dogs, dad! Besides, we need that bathtub, some of us more thn others!
 * Homer: Well, I certainly can't quit school. I don't even go to school!


 * Milhouse: I'm sorry, Bart. But my mom says i shouldn't be friends with a fish! I could get fin rot!


 * Professor Frink: Bart! This is am tter of life or death! There's a capsized ship and the flooding is up to here with water and icy cold. [BRRRRR!] Only you can save the crw!
 * Bart: Well, then, what are we wating for?
 * Nelson: Whoa, dude!
 * Milhouse: Awesome!