She-She Lounge

The She-She Lounge is a lesbian bar located in the Lower East Side of Springfield.

Description
The She-She Lounge is one of the longest-lasting lesbian bars in the history of Springfield. While other lesbian bars have come and gone, the She-She has endured and become a symbol of pride and sisterhood to the city's lesbian community. It also serves the best margaritas in town (calling them the Lovely Margarita Meter Maid) and provides a friendly and laid-back atmosphere which makes it one of the finest watering holes in Springfield.

The bar has some safety issues, lacking a fire exit, but it does have a no-smoking policy.

History
Homer visited the She-She Lounge after he was banned from Moe's Tavern and was looking for another place to drink in. After spending some time drinking at the bar, he noticed that something was bothering him about the place. After another moment's thought, he realized what it was: "This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!" Homer then derisively said, "Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies," and walked out, prompting one of the other customers to ask, "What was her problem?"

Kirk Van Houten was a regular customer at the She-She Lounge while he and Luann were split up. He figured that as the only male in the establishment, he had a good chance of finding a date among any heterosexual relatives or co-workers brought in by the bar's regular clientele. It's unknown how much success Kirk had with this tactic, as word got out to "keep an eye out for that one lone, pathetic guy-loser who frequents the place". Kirk still liked his odds, however, and enjoyed the bar's Mai Tais.

In a support group for the lovelorn, Patty told about giving the bar scene a try by hanging out at the She-She Lounge looking for dates. However, it didn't work out as she was kicked out for smoking on the premises.