The Ballad of Cylinder Head

"The Ballad of Cylinder Head" is a song sung by Mary Spuckler to Bart Simpson.

Lyrics

 * Mary Spuckler:
 * A boy I knew turned up again,
 * I kinda liked him way back when,
 * Chased him 'round the livestock pen-


 * Bart Simpson:
 * Rollin' on my skateboard, Pimpin' like a drug lord.


 * Mary Spuckler:
 * Well I'm on the cusp of womanhood,
 * And I like a boy that ain't no good.
 * At nothing, 'cept making me smile,
 * That's Bart.


 * I thought my old ways I had shed,
 * But I sure missed his cylinder head.
 * Now that boy is a-come to me, oh yes.
 * B-A-R, now where's that "T"?
 * Where is it? I don't know.
 * Oh, that's Bart!