Dispatcher

"Well, you sure don't look 25, but your unlaminated, out-of-state driver's license is proof enough for me."

- The dispatcher.

The dispatcher is an unnamed man who works as a dispatcher for Knoxville Bonded Courier Service.

History
After Bart, Milhouse, Martin and Nelson become stuck in Knoxville, Tennessee, Bart tries to get a job at the courier service in the hopes that they would be able to deliver a package to Springfield and get back home. The dispatcher hired Bart and gave him lots of deliveries, but none of them were headed to Springfield. To get Bart home, Lisa and Homer decided to order a nuclear console from Oak Ridge.