App'd Out/Quotes


 * : Our new game Chemistry Catalyst Clatter is finally live. In app stores worldwide! And the first reviews are in...
 * : Uh-oh. This one says, "So boring it made me want to read a book."
 * : This one is from North Korea... he wants he money back!
 * : Really? But the app is free.
 * : He says he wants to be refunded for the time he could have spent working in the uranium mine, which is more fun.


 * Bart: Like I always say, brainiacs just ain't the bright. Nobody wants to think while playing an app. That's why they call them that. App is short for "Apple," and apples are simple.


 * Lisa: I have to admit this is really fun. It's like a metaphor for life!
 * Marge: I don't even like games, but I like this.
 * : Even a baby can play it.
 * Homer: Better yet, even a Homer can play it. Oh, a strangely familiar foot just crushed me.
 * : Heh! Heh! We actually used an image of you foot.
 * Homer: Oh, I was wondering how what happened.
 * : Now to expand our beta test market.
 * Ned: Normally, I think of video games as the work of the devil, but the sounds remind me how all humans are god's great musical instruments.
 * Jimbo: Dude! This game is educational! I actually fell like a worm and stuff!
 * Comic Book Guy: Worst... game... ever, but I can't stop playing.


 * Bart: Make it so if you swipe the worm forward, he gets a burst of extra speed, but you can only do this five times.
 * : The game is an even bigger hit! Our stock is up five dollars a share.
 * Bart: So now we make the game better yet! Have raindrops fall from the sky where the worm has to triple tap to avoid!
 * : Yes... oh, captain, my captain!


 * Bart: How we doing today?
 * :Not so well. Nobody wants to play our game anymore. Everybody's playing a new came called Unicorn vs. Ghosts.
 * Bart: Wait, this is just our game, but the worm has been replaced by a unicorn and the foot by a ghost.
 * :Exactly. Our stock is now worthless. Now what we're has-beens, we're going to disband the company and try to star in a reality dating show. See you around, Bart!
 * Lisa:Well, Bart, I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this...?
 * Bart: I sure did! You can't trust nerds to do anything right.