The Duffman Corps/Quotes


 * Duffman 2814: Wait, what just happened? Where am I--??
 * Guardians of the Party: Duffman 2814, approach us. We are the guardians of the party.
 * Guardians of the Party: Keepers of the lift. Throwers of the bash.
 * Guardians of the Party: We're stoked to have you here.


 * Teacher: G'barf, here, once partied for thirty-eight hours straight, and then he want to his grandfather's wake and turnied it into a round-robin twister tournamnet! What can you bring to the table?
 * Duffman 2814: Well, I'm pretty good at making chex mix. The secret ingredient is tabasco sauce!
 * Teacher: You've got to be kidding me.


 * Teacher: What?! You're terrible, McKagen! You berely raised the roof! You haven't taken your shirt off once! And you bummed everyone out when you sang "Cat's in the Cradle" at karoke! If you can't party down during drills, how can you expect to do it in the field?
 * Duffman 2814: I'm... i'm sorry.
 * Teacher: Maybe you should just turn it in. Looks like Earth has produced another failed Duffman...


 * Vinostro: Vinostro is back! And I see that this little soirée of yours still rages on.
 * Guardians of the Party: You can't stop us!
 * Vinostro: Perhaps, perhaps not. I should warn you that I have traveled from one end of the universe to the other and have perfected the art of the buzzkill! Observe.


 * Duffman 2814: You make a good point, Vinostro. Every so often I like to spend my Saturday night catching up on laundry. And I have wanted to take up sinning... ...but the Duffmen have shown me that life is meant to be fun! And partying makes that happen!