Closing Time/Quotes


 * Homer: G'night, Moe!
 * Moe: Yeah, go home tour wife and kis who needs ya? Er... but I'll be open at 10 AM tomorrow! Come on back now, ya hear?


 * Apu: This one?
 * Moe: The other.
 * Apu: Here?
 * Moe: Behind it. The one with stretch marks and varicose veins.


 * Snake: Hand over your wallet!
 * Moe: My whole wallet? Geez! That's real panda skin! You can't hardly get those no more!


 * Moe: Nut's! It's like a crime scene in here all over again!


 * Reverend Apocalypse: Brothers and sisters ! Divine reckoning is at hand! A terrible time of weeping and gnashing of teeeth!
 * Moe: Only two channels and I'm stuck with Reverend Apocalypse here.