Prankenstein's Monster!/Quotes


 * Professor Frink: Thank you, Lisa, for helping with my experiment to place the thought patterns of a perfect student into a robot body! [GAH-HEJ!]
 * Lisa: And thank you for talking my teacher into giving me extra credit for helping you!
 * Professor Frink: There may be a slight tingling as your core personality traits are copied into the robot's hard drive!
 * Bart: No way, man! One Lisa Simpson is more than enough!


 * Professor Frink: Professor you've got to shut down the prankbot! It's taking my place!
 * Bart: Sorry, Bart. One day we'll all be replaced by robots. Except for us robot-creating scientists, that is! Just accept it. You can't fight the future! [HAH-HEY!]


 * Lisa: Bart, why are you reading a math book? Are you going to use arithmetic in a prank against that robot?
 * Bart: Nah, I know when I'm beat. Everyone's posted those pictures of me on their MyFace pages. I have more hits than that cat who eats a cheeseburger while playing the piano! The better prankster won. Professor Frink was right. You can't fight the future. I didn't have anything else to di, so I'm studying.
 * Lisa: Well, I guess I'm glad to hear that. Maybe over time you'll even start to do as well in school as me.
 * Bart: I got straight "A"'s on my last three test.
 * Lisa: You what?!


 * Prankbot 5000: Oh hello, humans. Would you like me to wash your bikes with this hose? It's free! And it probably won't end up with you both covered in hot fudge.
 * Bart: Ya know... you're not bad at pranks but until you go up against the ultimate challenge you can't really call yourself a prank master!
 * Prankbot 5000: Ha! And who do I need to prank?
 * Lisa: The only entity you can never fool! Yourself!


 * Bart: The prank master title is mine once again! How can I thank you?
 * Lisa: Never get a higher grade than a "B+" and don't ever play the saxophone again!
 * Bart: Deal!