Burn, Baby, Burn

Burn, Baby, Burn is an essay by Nelson Muntz that he wrote for the an essay contest.

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 * So burn that flag if you must! But before you do, you'd better burn a few other things!  You'd better burn your shirt and your pants!  Be sure to burn your TV and car!  Oh yeah, and don't forget to burn your house! Because none of those things would exist without six red stripes, seven red stripes, and a helluva lot of stars!!