Lara Croft

Lara Croft is an agent.

History
Homer met her in a dream he had. Homer parked outside Buy-Mor, but his car was so big that it took up four parking spaces. Lara Croft came up to him, saying his casual disregard for the mutually-agreed upon rules of society draws her to him, like the legend of the golden Siamese mummies. Homer asked if this was true before a giant Al Gore took care of him. Croft told him that he is master of his own fate. Homer then asked if she could tell him how to kill Takamoto in , but she said she couldn't as it would be cheating.