I Won't Drink At Moe's

"I Won't Drink At Moe's" is a song by Homer, Lenny, Carl, and Barney.

Lyrics

 * Homer, Lenny, Carl, and Barney:
 * I won't drink at Moe's
 * Homer's old garage is all I need!
 * I won't drink at Moe's...


 * Homer:
 * ...'cause Moe's a big jerk, and a she-male, too!

Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of "".