Beyond Blunderdome/Quotes

I'm getting too old for this crap. How old ARE you, anyway? Well, I've been told I can play anywhere from 28 to -- Sheesh, sorry I asked.

I'm proud of you dad! Buying an electric car will help clean the air and to protect the Earth's supply of…you're faking this to get the gift, aren't you? But I like the nice things you said about me.

Come on, Homer; let's just give them the stupid movie! Movies aren't stupid. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies. Lethal Weapon taught us that suicide is funny! That really wasn't my intention. . . And before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb on my toilet and now I check every time! It's true, he does! Movies really mean that much to you, Homer? They're my only escape from the drudgery of work and family. No offense!