The Prime of Miss Lisa Simpson/Quotes


 * Martin: [as the new fourth grade teacher] "I've asked you to stand on your desks for a reason."
 * Nelson: "It's harder for us to get you?"
 * Martin: "That's a side benefit, yes, but I also want you to open your minds to the possibilities..."
 * Bart: "Hey! The ceiling opens up!"


 * [meanwhile, in Canada]
 * Skinner: "I'm telling you I don't belong here!"
 * Mountie: "I've had just aboot enough out of you, eh! Now back to the maple syrup mines, or you won't get any socialized health care!"