Friends and Family/Quotes


 * Smithers: Come on, sir. You'll be late for your appointment.
 * Mr. Burns: Hush! No one must know I'm not in perfect mental health. The Kaiser would be furious!


 * [Mr. Burns walks down the medical complex's hallway]
 * Doctor 1: Hip joints! Who wants a hip joint?
 * Doctor 2: Eyeballs! Can't see without your eyeballs!
 * Doctor 3: Euthanasia! Sweet, sweet euthanasia!
 * Mr. Burns: Ooh! Can I buy it as a gift?
 * Doctor 3: No!