Moonshine River/Quotes


 * [Bart visits Jenny's house and he knocks the door. Jenny answers the door]
 * Jenny: Eat my shorts!
 * [Jenny shuts the door cuts to Darcy's house. Darcy opens the door]
 * Darcy: Drop dead.
 * [Darcy shuts the door cuts to Gina's cell. Gina opens the cell]
 * Gina: Eat fist jerk!
 * [Gina punches Bart and shuts the cell door]
 * [Bart is in front of Nikki McKenna's house. Nikki answers the door.]
 * Nikki McKenna: You've got a lot of nerve showing up here. And not giving me a kiss.
 * [Bart kisses Nikki.]
 * Nikki: Inappropriate!
 * [Bart faces the opposite direction.]
 * Nikki: I miss you!
 * [Bart walks towards Nikki.]
 * Nikki: Stalker!
 * [Bart runs off.]
 * Nikki: Save me!


 * [Bart knocks on the door of Cletus' house. Cletus answers.]
 * Cletus Spuckler: Is you one of my kids?
 * Bart Simpson: No, sir!
 * Cletus: Prove it!
 * Bart: A, B, C -
 * Cletus: Alright, alright, you convinced me Einstein!


 * [Homer consoles Bart on his love life.]
 * Homer: "You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist, except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that it's just hangin' out with someone who kinda hates ya, but ya can't get it together to leave."