Coach Me If You Can/Quotes


 * Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Ordering pizza? Because, if so, I'd like extra cheese on both the top and the bottom of the crust!
 * Marge: I'm calling to get a life cach!
 * Homer: [PFFFT!] That's stupid, Marge. You don't need anyone outside of the home encourage you! I support and choices you make!
 * Marge: You do not!
 * Homer: Okay, name one choice of yours I didn't support!
 * Marge: The choice to get a life couch you just said it was stupid!


 * Marge: Krusty? What are you doing here?
 * Krusty: Hey! Hey! I'm your new life coach! Byt the way, there's a hobo passed out on your front lawn!
 * Lisa: That'd be dad. I'll turn the sprinkler on!


 * Marge: I guess you can stay in Bart's room!
 * Bart: Coooooool! Krusty the Clown in my room! I am your biggest fan, Krusty! Look I've got all your stuff!
 * Krusty: Sorry, pal, my number one fan is a kid in Japan! He has all my products, and he got his parents to turn their home into a Krusty shrine! You wanna me number one? You gotta top that!


 * Lisa: This is wonderful. A girl my age who's also a musician. I'm sure we'll be best friends.
 * Bart: No way, Lis! Buddying up with Krusty's daughter will make me his number one fan again!
 * Lisa: You can't just use her like that!
 * Bart: I can't not use her like that!


 * Marge: There they go!
 * Lisa: Your plan worked. Way to go, mom!
 * Bart: How did you know that Lisa, Homer, and me acting like super jerks would bring them togheter?
 * Homer: Wait a minute! How come no one told me about teh acting like a jerk plan!
 * Marge: You did just fine on your own, Homey. You see, Bart, Krusty and Sohpie just need something in common. And nothing bring people togheter faster than a common enemy!