Cyrano de Bart/Quotes


 * Bart: Hey, Milhouse, is that the new issue of "Radioactive Man?"
 * Milhouse: No, I bought the classic comic of "Cyrano de Bergerac" by mistkae.
 * Bart: Cyrano de who...?
 * Milhouse: It's about this guy who like a girl and gets another guy to tell him what to say her.
 * Bart: So?
 * Milhouse: So, you've gotta help me, Bart! If you tell me what Lisa likes, I'll be able to talk to her. Then she might like me, too!
 * Bart: Okay, but it'll cost ya.


 * Lisa: Milhouse, what are you doing out here?
 * Milhouse: Uh, hi, Lisa I was just thinking about ponies, and boy bands... and how dreamy Tommy from N'Style is.
 * Lisa: Milhouse, are you feeling okay?
 * Milhouse: Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure.
 * Lisa: You don't play the sax.


 * Milhouse: Wow, it really worked! She talked to me for three whole minutes! Imagine if I'd read the actual book!
 * Bart: Man, you'd still be just as pathetic.