Blood Feud/Quotes


 * [Commemoration of the SNPP billboard]

And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such ''[NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.]''
 * Strong applause

''[MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.]''
 * Moderate applause

''[MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.]''
 * Weak applause

''[CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.]''
 * Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous

Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!

Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name? ...I don't know.
 * [Outside post office sitting on steps.]

Great plan, Bart.

[of the Olmec head] Marge, what does it do? It doesn't do anything. Marge, really, what does it do? Whatever it does, it's doing it now.


 * [Moe's telephone rings]

Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink. Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch. Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
 * [The barflies start to laugh.]

Listen, you little puke! One of these days I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!