Moat Monty Moat Problems!/Quotes


 * Raphael: Okay, I think i see the problem!
 * Marge: What is it?
 * Raphael: You've been letting this guy drive the car!
 * Homer: Hey!
 * Bart: Ha!


 * Gil: Hello, my good man! You'll be happy to hear I've got just what you need!
 * Mr. Burns: You have a way to keep riffraff off my property?
 * Gil: Heh, heh! Well, this place is like a castle. You could always build a boat! Now, let me tell you a about this electric back scratcher!
 * Mr. Burns: A moat, eh? I like it! Tell me more!


 * Gil: We did it! We ordered the smartest and most vicious crocodiles in all of Australia!
 * Mr. Burns: Good that should keep the dregs of society away from my moat!
 * Gil: Well, here's the thing...
 * Mr. Burns: Is it a good thing?
 * Gil: The crocodiles have decided they want to live in the mansion instead.


 * Homer: Goodbye old friend!
 * Marge: We'll miss you!
 * Bart: You were one of the family!
 * Lisa: I'll never forget you!
 * Raphael: And this day just got weird.


 * Bart: We're alive!
 * Lisa: But how?
 * Mr. Burns: I'll tell you how! You drove your flaming Hindenburg right into my moat!
 * Waylon Smithers: On the bright side, sir, it did stop them from getting onto your property!
 * Mr. Burns: You're right Smithers! I should thank that salesman! But it appears I'm a bit late. Oh dear, Phineas shouldn't have eaten him... he's on a strict macrobiotic diet!