The Last Son of Krapton/Quotes


 * Marge: Here's a third helping of groat cakes, Homie! Just the way you like 'em! All because this is a special day!
 * Homer: [CHOMP!] Columbo Day? [MUNCH] Ceasar Cavez Ravine Day? [SLUP!] Tuesday?!
 * Marge: No! It's our anniversary! And you forgot again!
 * Homer: It is?! [URRP!] I did?!!
 * Marge: Homer Simpson! You're hopeless! Don't bother speaking to me for at least a week!
 * Bart: Smooth move, ex-lax!


 * Lisa: Thanks for bringing us to the carnival, mom. It's the perfect place to study the unwashed armpit of society.
 * Marge: Brr! Carnivals are creepy! Are the games of chance fair?


 * Cletus: Only took me two whole days, but I'm almost done lookin' at this funny book's pitchers!
 * Brandine: Good! Th' Sears and Roebuck catalog in th' privy hain't got but a few pages left!


 * Marge: What's happened to Homer? He's vanished without a trace! I'm so worried! It's all my fault! I told him not the to speak to me! But that doesn't mean I don't want to see him.
 * Lisa: Don't worry mom! He'll show up!


 * Homer: It's all coming back to me! I'm not a super-baby! I'm Homer Simpson!
 * Marge: Thank goodness!
 * Homer: I'm so ashamed! i only took that humilating carny job so I could earn enough to buy you a diamond ring for our anniversary! Hey! Maybe I've still got some super-baby left in me! Maybe I can till still give you that diamon! I sawy Superman squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond once on TV [EGHHNN!] NGHH! D'oh!
 * Marge: Oh, Homie! It's okay! I don't need a diamond! You're all I ever wanted!