In the Name of the Grandfather/Quotes


 * [the whole family is in the hot tub]
 * Marge: I feel like we should get out.
 * Homer: Interesting proposal. And now, with a opposing point of view, bubbles!


 * Bart: A house and garden show?
 * [Bart, Lisa and Homer groan]
 * Bart: You told me we were going to a video game expo!
 * Lisa: You told me we were going to clean trash on the freeway!
 * Homer: You told me something but I wasn't listening!


 * Ned Flanders: Guys, could you cool your jets? Some of us are trying to sleep.
 * Homer: Why don't you join us, Flanders? Are you afraid to get your moustache wet?
 * Ned Flanders: Well, actually, yes.
 * Bart: Come on, Ned. Baptize your buns.


 * Irish pilot: Welcome to Ireland. Also known as the Emerald Isle, Potatoville, East Boston, Freckle Bog, the Land of Poetry and the Land of Bad Poetry.


 * Lisa: Ireland is the leader in communication technologies in all of Europe.
 * Bart: Take that, Belgium!
 * Marge: Bart, if you hate Belgium so much, I'll take away your Tin Tins.
 * Bart: No, I'll be good!


 * Irish street musician: I'm trying to woo back a girl that I met in a music shop.
 * [playing "Falling Slowly"]
 * Irish street musician: Watch this, kids. "I don't know you, but I want you all the more..."
 * Eastern European woman: Leave me alone! I have a husband!
 * Eastern European man: And quit sending her pianos!
 * [shoves a piano out the window]


 * [After Homer opens a shipping crate]
 * Grampa: Moe?! You shipped yourself here?
 * Moe: No, it's how you fly coach on Delta now.


 * Irish police officer (1): So, it's a smoke-easy you're running then?
 * Homer: Uh-oh! [tries to flee with Grampa]
 * Irish police officer (2): Toots! It's escaping you're thinking of then?
 * Homer: I can't tell if those are questions or statements!
 * Irish Policeman #1: So, it's our syntax you're criticizin' then?


 * [ The Simpsons are in the hot tub relaxing and the bubbles stop running]
 * Homer: Hey,what happened to the bubbles?
 * [They see Grampa who pulled the plug of the hot tub]
 * Grampa: You good-for-nothing jellyfish! [drops the plug] While you were lying here soaking like a bunch of dirty dishes, I was lonelier than Estes Kefauver at a meeting of Murder Incorporated! [The Simpsons are stunned] That actually makes sense. Look it up! [grabs a baseball bat and hits the hot tub destroying it and the Simpsons twitched like a fish and he sits on a beach chair sadly]
 * Lisa: [wiping on a towel] Sorry we missed your special day, Grampa. We'll definitely go next year.