Treehouse of Horror IX/Quotes

Ooh! Ooh-la-la, Simpson. What can I do for you and your new 'do? [possessing Homer] You sent me to the chair. [gasps] Snake? But you're dead! I know you are, but what am I? [grabs Apu and pushes him into the Squishee machine] No, no! Nooooooo!

You've got to fight the hair, dad. But I look so youthful and hunky. [possessing Homer] The kid's gotta die. But I love my son. More than a lush head of hair? Don't make me choose! [Snake laughs] No! [tears Snake's hair off of his head and discards it] I love you, son! I love you too, dad.

[after changing Lisa and the TV screen into Red] Whoa! Cool! [holding the remote control] Bart, quit it!

[to Bart and Lisa] Why are you laughing? [to Scratchy] Hey, they're laughing at your pain. [reattaches his head to his body] That's mean. Let's teach'em a lesson. [shaking Scratchy's hand] [an axe throws at the top of his head] A cartoon axe! I love it! [blood drips into his forehead he and Lisa screams]