Springfield Babies/Quotes


 * Marge: The atmosphere here is a bit austere, don't you think?
 * Photographer: Trust me, Mrs. Simpson. I've been taking baby pictures in Springfield for almost 40 years. I have taken the photo of nearly every child in Springfield, and then, I can see what the future has in store for them.
 * Marge: Because a child's innoncent eye's can show you their soul?
 * Photographer: No! I was cursed with "the sight!" When I look at these photos, I see a forseshawdowing of their lives to come. The parents laughed at me. They all laughed. But i saw.. and I wrot it all down in this book!


 * Picture of Homer: I sense an immense hunger in this child... one that will never be satisfied. The words "sofa" and "Moe's" also come to me, but I don't know what they mean.


 * Picture of Comic Book Guy: I foresee many unused toys still in their original packaging, also many arguments about someone namned "Greedo" and whether or not he shot first.


 * Picture of Waylon Smithers: I see fire... flames... and inferno... and ultimately... Burns!


 * Picture of Gil: I can't see his future. As far as my powers are concerned, he doesn't have one.


 * Marge: Come on, Maggie. Let's go find another less prophetic photographer.
 * Photographer: You can't shield her from destiny! Heed my warnings!


 * Picture of Maggie: Springfield's finest citizen. Founder of multiple charities. Influential speaker. Presidential candidate. Gives good hugs.