The Battle of the Batboys/Quotes


 * Homer: You're selling what now?
 * Bart: No! I need to practive! I'm gonna be a batboy!
 * Homer: Boys can't turn into bats. Unless you're a vampire... or a mutant. Are you a vampire mutant, boy?
 * Bart: Ahhrr! Not a bat! A batboy for the Springfield Isotopes. Just like you were the Isotope's mascot once. Rember Dancin' Homer?
 * Homer: I had forgotten all about that! So you wann be just like your old man, huh?
 * Bart: Only without making an embrassing spectacle of myself.


 * Bill McCloskey: Ben those knees, son! Gotta be ready for anything!
 * Milhouse: Sure thing, video dad!
 * Bill McCloskey: Growl at your opponent! Pretetend he's a monkey! Are you going to let a monkey beat you?
 * Milhouse: Grrr! No!


 * Milhouse: Get ready, Bart! I know all of video dad's tricks!
 * Bart:Oh, brother...


 * Milhouse: No! Not the monkey! I should be the batboy!


 * Marge: You tried your best, Bart! I'm very proud of you!
 * Homer: But look on the bright side... everyone loves a monkey. Heh, hej!
 * Bart: I guess...