Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times/Quotes

Homer: (angrily at the Rich Texan) Reeevenge!!!

Rich Texan: Outta my way, you seatbelt wearing cowards

Homer: (while crawling through a tunnel) I wonder how long this tunnel… isssssssssssss! (falls in water and into a cage that locks up) D'oh.

Marge: Revenge never solves anything!

Homer: (sarcastically) Then what's America doing in Iraq?

Bart: Ay, Carumba! (outside the story) That's the only line I get in your stupid story?

Lisa: There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. (laughs)

Lou: No sign of the Serpent.

Chief Wiggum: It's always work with you.

Bart: Now we have three ways to talk about revenge, although the first two were sort of the same, and even the third would have worked better as a Halloween Story.

Lenny: (to Homer) Now get some sleep, you have a 9:00 AM rat helmet.

Homer: 9:00 AM?

Nelson: (to Milhouse) Ha ha, you forgot me because I had the mumps!

Milhouse: Having a weapon at school has really made things awesome.

Dolph: (to Martin) You are so dead that you're alive.

Judge: I sentence you to life.

Homer: You moron, I'm already alive.

Judge: In prison!

Moe: I hate this Homer jerk with his beautiful wife and loving family, when all I got is this doorway.

Snake: Hand over your wallet.

Homer: You don't frighten me! (Snake shoots Homer) Or my wife! (Snake shoots Marge) Or my...

Marge: Shut up!

Bart: (crashes through the window) Party's over, Serpent.

Chief Wiggum: No kidding, you're standing in the dip

Homer: (after Lisa's story) Wow! That had what I really like in a story: an ending!