Lost Our Lisa/Quotes

Are you sure you don't want to go to the doctor? I mean, a drawbridge did close on your head. Naw, I'll just walk it off.

[seeing a boy at the hospital with a faucet sticking out of his forehead] See Bart? There's another little boy who played with glue. Actually, it was a plumbing explosion. [to Bart] That's the kind of faucet I want for your bathroom.


 * [Bart is apologizing to Lisa, but he doesn't know she's not in her room.]

Hey Lise, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk... I am... forgive me? Oh, like you're Miss Perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad! Stop it Lisa! That shut her up.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!

Give me all of your balloons!...I hope this works!...These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker! Well, I've already got some balloons, but they're not this nice! Deal!

'Scuse me, ma'am, have you seen this little girl? Ah, I'd love to help you pal, but I'm on a stakeout here!
 * [Snake grabs Chief Wiggum's purse.]

Yoink! Ahaha! Ah god, ah man, somebody stop that awful, awful man!