A Cold Day in Springfield/Quotes


 * Bart: Man, that's one deep snowdrift!
 * Homer: Must... find... cheesy puffs!
 * Marge: That's not a drift. it snowed almost twenty feet last night!
 * Bart: Twenty feet?!


 * Bart: A perfectly good snow day... ruined by snow! Stupid irony!
 * Milhouse: ...come in, Bart! This is Milhouse. Over!
 * Bart: This is Bart! Come in, Milhouse. Over!
 * Milhouse: Gosh, Bart, is your house buried, too?
 * Bart: Yeah, this stinks.
 * Milhouse: Why don't you come over to my house?
 * Bart: How am I supposed to get there? Dig my way over? Waitaminnit! That's it! I think I've figured out of here without dying a hoorible, frozen death!
 * Milhouse: Oh boy, count me in!


 * Milhouse: Anything Bart's delivery service can bring you, Principal Skinner?
 * Agnes Skinner: Did you was the dishes, Seymour? Did you use detergent? And water? Which sponge did you use?
 * Seymour Skinner: Sweet oblivion, please.


 * Clancy Wiggum: Wer'e commandeering these tunnels, boy! Now runt along!
 * Bart: That's not fair!
 * Clancy Wiggum: Sure it is. We called dibs in the event of civic emergency!


 * Bart: Sorry, chief! First rule of business is you gotta stay one step ahead of the competion! Now, excuse me while I get back to work.