"Yippee Ki-Yay, Mr. Flanders"/Quotes


 * Marge: Wow, Homer! That's a lot of gifts. Your secret Santa will certainly be happy.
 * Homer: Heh, heh. He sure will, Marge. That's because i pulled my own name for secret Santa! I bought everything i wanted! It's a Christmas miracle!


 * Waylon Smithers: Attention, everyone. I hate to interrupt this holiday merriment, however... ...as part of Mr. Burns' recent plea deal for... er... crimes against humanity, we agreed to have a charity come in and solicit donations. The party will resume once the presentation is finished.
 * Lenny: Hmm??
 * Ned: Hi-diddly-holiday greetings, nuclear neighborinos!


 * Mr. Burns: Smithers is that blasted charity still blathering on about goodwill and brotherhood? Here I am, a captain of industry, forced to endure all this talk of giving! And on Christmas no less! That's big government for you! I say those communist really chap my hide!
 * Homer: Mr. Burns! It's me, Homer Simpson!
 * Mr. Burns: Hmmm. I don't recall anyone here by that name. What if i called you "John"? perhaps "Wayne"? Now look, John. Those people are being held hostage by charity give them back their liberty by taking bak that party!
 * Homer: Yes, sir!


 * Homer: Hey, Marge! Looks like I rescued you!
 * Marge: No you didn't. Ned is the only decent peson here! I'm so embarrassed!


 * Homer: Oh.... Marge is right. I'm sorry guys. Even though I just saved you all, I have been selfish. Here are the gifts that I bought for myself. I'd rather share them with you.
 * Lenny: Gee, thanks, Homer.
 * Charlie: This'll be great!