The Rebooting!/Quotes


 * Barb Simpkins: Cowabunga!
 * Bart: What, that's what I say!


 * Seymour Skinner: [GASP!] I'm soaked in acid!
 * Bart: Don't panic! It hasn't started dissolving you yet! Quick! Take off your clothes!
 * Seymour Skinner: But I...
 * Bart: Hurry! Unless you want to be known as principal skeleton!


 * Bart: She can do everything I can, butter better! I just don't get it, Milhouse!
 * Comic Book Guy: Oh, this happenes all the time in pop culture. You've just been rebooted!
 * Bart: That sounds like something out of Australia!
 * Comic Book Guy: Much like Starbuck on "Battlestar Galactica," you've been replaced by a superior female version. There's no point fighting it!


 * Mr. Largo: Lisa. I meant to tell you... Lee, here, will be taking over as first saxophone in the band! He's just a little better than you!
 * Lisa: I... see. Lee... a quick question.
 * Lee Simpkins: Yes?
 * Lisa: Is your lunch vegetarian?
 * Lee Simpkins: Oh no!
 * Lisa: [WHEW!] Well, at least I still have that!
 * Lee Simpkins: I'm vegan!
 * Lisa: Nooo!


 * Gomer Simpkins: Aw, no! I locked the keys in the car! D'uh!