Twelve Days of Christmas (Everybody Loves a Parade)

"Twelve Days of Christmas" is a song by Homer.

Lyrics

 * Fiiiive onion rings!
 * Four calling cards,
 * Three french toasts,
 * Two leather gloves,
 * and an 8-track cartridge...
 * ...in a hair treeee!

Behind the Laughter

 * The song is a parody on .