Testify

"Testify" is a song sung by Bart and the congregation of his new church during services.

Part one

 * Bart:
 * Satan, eat my shorts!


 * I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
 * What "Thou shalt not" I "shalt" did.
 * Neighbors' cat I tried to neuter,
 * Took a whiz on the school computer.


 * Sherri and Terri:
 * He took a whiz,
 * Oh, yes, he did!


 * Bart:
 * But now, I've changed,
 * You can't deny.
 * Come on up and,
 * Tes-ti-fy!


 * Sherri and Terri:
 * Tes-ti-fy!
 * Tes-ti-fy!
 * Come on up and,
 * Tes-ti-fy!


 * Grampa:
 * My hip's misbehavin


 * Back-Up Singers:
 * Tes-ti-fy!


 * Patty:
 * Gotta nicotine cravin'!


 * Back-Up Singers:
 * Tes-ti-fy!


 * Professor Frink:
 * There's a cramp in my glaven!


 * Back-Up Singers:
 * Tes-ti-fy!


 * Bart and Back-Up Singers:
 * Tes-ti-fy!


 * Bart and Everyone:
 * Tes-ti-fy!

Part two

 * Milhouse:
 * My glasses make me look like a geek.


 * Bart:
 * Now you'll get the girls you seek.


 * Sherri and Terri:
 * We'll see you at make-out creek.


 * Everyone:
 * Bart's the boy of the hour,
 * He's got the power!


 * Bart and Everyone:
 * So raise your voice, and don't be shy!
 * Tes-ta-, tes-ta-
 * Teeeeeeeeeeeeessss-taaaaaaaaa-


 * Bart and select singers:
 * FYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
 * Everyone Else:
 * Testify! Testify!


 * Everyone:
 * Come on up and tes-ti-fy!

Deleted lyrics

 * Martin Prince:
 * I've had this wedgie since I was six.


 * Bart:
 * There's no problem faith can't fix.


 * Martin Prince:
 * Now this cat's getting into the mix.
 * Yeah


 * Everyone Else:
 * Testify! Testify!
 * Come on up and testify!

Album version

 * Bart:
 * Satan, eat my shorts!


 * [applause and cheers]


 * I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
 * What "Thou shalt not" I "shalt" did.
 * Neighbors' cat I tried to neuter,
 * Took a whiz on the school computer.


 * Sherri and Terri:
 * He took a whiz,
 * Oh, yes, he did!


 * Bart:
 * But now, I've changed, you can't deny.
 * Come on up...and testify!


 * Sherri and Terri:
 * Testify! Testify!
 * Come on up and testify!


 * Grampa:
 * My hip's misbehavin


 * Back-Up Singers:
 * Testify!


 * Patty:
 * Gotta nicotine cravin'!


 * Back-Up Singers:
 * Testify!


 * Professor Frink:
 * There's a cramp in my glaven!


 * Back-Up Singers:
 * Testify!


 * Bart and Back-Up Singers:
 * Testify!


 * Bart and Everyone:
 * Testify!


 * [organ solo]


 * Back-Up Singers:
 * Testify! Testify!
 * Come on up and tesitfy!


 * [organ solo]


 * Everyone:
 * Bart's the boy of the hour,
 * He's got the power!


 * Bart and Everyone:
 * So raise your voice and don't be shy!
 * Testi-, testi-
 * Teeeeeeeeeeeeessss-tiiiiiiiiii-


 * Bart and select singers:
 * FYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
 * Everyone Else:
 * Testify! Testify!


 * Everyone:
 * Come on up and testify!

Behind the Laughter
It is the second track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.