Donnie Fatso/Quotes


 * Homer: And the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby.


 * Fat Tony: In the strip club of my heart, you held the key to the champagne room. I loved you, man.


 * Fat Tony: I hope Heaven's outer room is painted that eggshell blue you could never achieve on Earth.


 * FBI Agent: You will be known as Nicky "Bluepants" Altosaxophony.
 * Homer: Can I keep the name after I'm done?
 * Agent: No. It belongs to the government.


 * Homer: Wow I've never seen a mobster use a track suit for exercising.


 * Lunch lady: You know this is made from rancid pigeons?
 * Homer: Just get the ladle down there deep. That's where the beaks are.


 * Homer: Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this. He was just a solider in a war he started.


 * Fat Tony: To heterosexual male friendship. The kind the ancient Greeks wrote about.


 * Fat Tony: [in Dutch] Verlaat de vuurwapens op het dok En wij kunnen een Chimay bier drinken! ('Leave the guns on the dock and we can drink a Chimay [a Trappist brewery in Belgium] beer!')


 * Krusty: If Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel?