The Fat and the Furriest/Quotes


 * [When Marge suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life.]

I think you should get rid of her. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!! Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe you're right, Candy Ball. No! Marge... or maybe... no!

[looking at a children's book] The Bear Went Over The Mountain?! [looks at another] The Berenstain Bears! Ah! Ah! [sighs in relief as he looks at another] Goldilocks. [sees the rest of the title] And the three bears! [he flees in a panic]


 * [After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines.]

Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur.
 * [He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face.]

All right, all right, I'm still thinking! [gasps, gets an idea] They're looking for a male bear, right...? [pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand] Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create!


 * ''[Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear.]"

... Unless we take him down! [cocks shotgun] Yeah, all the way down. [cocks shotgun] What you said didn't really add much. [cocks shotgun] I know. I just wanted to belong. [cocks shotgun] Well, we all feel that way sometimes. [cocks shotgun]
 * [The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns.]