The Ten-Per-Cent Solution/Quotes


 * Krusty: Why is my show all cartoons?! And all the movies they're making fun of are over a year old. It's like those parodies were written when the movies came out, but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hacky. Why can't we...?!


 * Homer: Oh, my pants are splitting wide open. And people will see my tattoo of Donald Duck smoking a doob!


 * Annie Dubinsky: I know that laugh! It's the laugh of the most ungrateful, credit-grabbing, other-people's-room-service- eating man that I ever met. I will never forgive you for what you did to me.
 * Lisa: Krusty, you know her?
 * Krusty: Well, she knows me.


 * Krusty: You know, I'm a little nervous about doing live theater again.
 * Annie Dubinsky: Come on. Didn't you do your TV show in front of an audience for years?
 * Krusty: Yeah, but they were kids and we gave 'em candy if they laughed. And if they didn't, until the '70s, I hit 'em with a stick. Some jerk tracked down the kids and made a documentary. It's called Circus of Shame or something.


 * Krusty: This morning I was a star, with a top agent. Now I'm strung out in a ball pit! Go away. No kid should see his hero sunk so low.
 * Lisa: Well, you're not exactly my hero. I see you more as a cautionary tale.
 * Krusty: What?! I'll show you who's just a cautionary tale! (He falls and becomes trapped in the ball pit)