The Lastest Gun in the West/Quotes

Mom, a dog ate my clothes! Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!

I'm Annie Oakley! I'm Kevin Costner in one of his western roles! I'm a gulch!

Buck McCoy helped me. Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium! I met one of my heroes today, she started the. Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.

Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie. Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless. Oh, right.

You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!

[cramming a book down the vicious dog's throat] Eat my short stories!

[screaming in the phone] Get me Buck McCoy! Dad! I'm on the line.

Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend? I will. Great! Finally I'll be the dominant one! Be quiet. Yes sir.