The Town/Quotes


 * Moe: [Looking at on the television] I can't stand that pretty boy quarterback. He thinks he's so handsome, just because he's drop-dead gorgeous.


 * Marge: I know you're in a hurry to go to the bar to watch football, but first, I want you to put the kids to bed.
 * Homer: Ugh.


 * Homer: [reading The Wizard of Oz] Everything after the tornado was a dream. The end!


 * Lenny: The only Boston wins is because they cheat! Listening in our teams' headsets, fattening our cheerleaders, you know, for three games last year, Boston used a volleyball painted brown!
 * Boston fan 1: That was never proven, you Springfield screw-job.
 * Moe: Ugh. Boston fans. In town for the Dennis Lehane book tour.
 * Lenny: Go kiss a Kennedy, you rule-breaking cranberry squeezers!
 * Boston fan 2: We don't cheat! We won 12 division titles in ten years, fair and square!
 * Boston fan 1: You dorks are just jealous of all our championship rings! [they start kissing their hands]
 * Homer: You're the one who's jealous. I only wish I could be as jealous as you!
 * Boston fan 1: Geez, Jay, this place has got more knobs than a hardware store. I hate this town!
 * Jay: So don't I. Frigging doorknobs [they laugh]
 * Boston fan 1: Automatic! [they kiss their hands again]