Don't Fear the Roofer/Quotes

I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T. [makes a questioning sound] Then I'm going to take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D. Huh? Uh...I'll tell you what it means when it's over.

Homer, that's just to bite on; not to eat. Sorry, give me one that doesn't taste so good. That was rubber covered in vaseline. Marge, write that down so we can have it at home. [to Marge] We can't begin his treatment soon enough.
 * [After electroshock treatment.]

How do you feel, sweety? Much better. Do you see anyone here, who isn't here? No: just you, Marge and Yogi Bear.
 * [Pause.]

Ha, kidding! [laughs] Well I see your sense of humor is not affected. That's a very bad sign.
 * [Begins electroshock treatment again.]

So as I was saying Homer. Mondays 9:00 CBS. They say everybody loves that guy but I don't get it. What are you talking about? I'm just saying, catch it while you still can. What time's this show on? Monday 9:00 CBS And what's the network? CBS At what time? 9:00 And if I wanna watch it what day? Monday. Monday 9:00 And this is on the radio? No it's television Mondays at 9 on CBS And if I wanna see it what time should I watch it? 9:00 On what channel? CBS. What day? Monday. On the radio? Television. Turn the television to what channel? CBS At what time? 9:00 on Monday. Now If I wanted to see it on a certain day what would be the best day to see it? It's only on a Monday. And what time would be a good time.. 9:00, from 9 to 9:30. So If I turn my radio on at 9:00? Not the radio, television. So it's Mondays at 9:00 on NBC? CBS. CBS. 9:00 On the radio? Television. Television at 3:00.