The Mr. Plow Mysteries!/Quotes


 * Clancy Wiggum: Springfield, needs you, Simpson!
 * Homer: My family needs me too, chief! And they love me too much for me to go back to my old life!
 * Marge: Actually, we're fine with it!
 * Bart: "Love" is a pretty strong word.
 * Lisa: Go ahead, dad.
 * Homer: [SIGH!] I keep trying to get out, but they keep pulling me back in!


 * Clancy Wiggum: Homer, are you up for a little good cop, bad cop?
 * Homer: I [MUNCH!] sure am!
 * Clancy Wiggum: Okay, tell us the truth about where you got the syrup and there won't be any trouble.
 * Homer: That's right. Just tell us what we want to know, and we'll take you Krustyburger.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Wow, that does sound goo. Yeah, we'll take you to Krustyburger for burgers and fries.
 * Homer: And milkshakes.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Right! Extra-large milkshakes!
 * Jimbo: I'm confused, which of you is the bad cop again?
 * Homer: I don't remember.


 * Clancy Wiggum: What's the problem?
 * Mr. Burns: Well, I was having Smithers here train my hounds for the Iditarod. It's--
 * Homer: Oh, I think we all know what an idiot Rod is!
 * Mr. Burns: You know that it's an annual dog sled race tat runs from Anchorage to Nome, Alaska?
 * Homer: Yes. I didn't think we were talking about Ned Flanders' kid at all.


 * Homer: Why is it freezing in here?
 * Abe: Beacuse this is a cheap dump where ungrateful children leave their parentes!
 * Clancy Wiggum: Whoah! And I thought it was cold before!


 * Homer: Barney was the one who gave the expired Suqishee syrup to those kids, who gave the bacon to Burns' dogs, and who turned down the heat at the rest home!
 * Clancy Wiggum: What? But Why??
 * Homer: So Mr. Plow would be busy all day, and he could start up his Plow King business again with no competition!
 * Barney: You got me! I faked all those crimes!
 * Clancy Wiggum: That's amazing detective work, Simpson! How'd you do it?
 * Homer: When I got bored I went online. Barney's been live tweeting all of this on his Plow King page! There are picture and everything.
 * Barney: There's no thing as bad publicity! [BRAAAP!]