Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge/Quotes

Did you have a nice flight, Johnny Tightlips? I ain't sayin' nothin'. I understand. So how is your mother? Whoa, hey, who says I have a mother?


 * [The mobsters are getting shot at.]

Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter? I see a lot of things. You know, you could be a little more helpful.

I made you your favorite dinner. All three courses dessert. Even dessert? Dessert is three kinds of dessert.

Hey Officer Homer how'd you get so big and strong. Green vegetables and homework. Aw shucks!

Look at those looters, breaking things, setting fires. They're living my dream and you won't let me join them. Please can I throw one little… No! What if I just burn down a… No! Can I at least… No! I've caused enough trouble already by plugging in that Santa Claus. No more irresponsible behavior. Can I have a beer. Alright, but not the imported. Homer! You've got to set limits, Marge!

I don't get it. I finally did a job where I wasn't lazy, stupid, or corrupt... and I'm gonna get killed for it!