That's Hairable!/Quotes


 * Bart: Heh heh! Everyone's news "look" should grown in right in time for picture day!


 * Milhouse: Uh... Mrs. Krabappel?
 * Martin: I believe we all just hit piberty.
 * Edna: Wow. Kids grow up so fast these days.


 * Bart: I doused myself with the tonic hours ago and still haven't grown as much as a five o'clock shadhow! What's the deal, Frinky?
 * Professor Frink: Hmmm... let me take a peek at your genetic structure.
 * Sound: Plink!
 * Bart: Ow!
 * Professor Frink: Just as i suspected! You possess as specific recessive gene that counter-acts the effects of the tonic.
 * Bart: So it work on everyone except me? Sounds kina fishy.
 * Professor Frink: Sorry, Bart, but that's just how stories---[AHEM!] I mean... science works.


 * Bart: Oh, man! This worked out better than I could have imagined! Not only am I not being shown up by everyone's facial hair; I also got everyone shaved bald! Another perfectly pulled prank!
 * Seymour Skinner: Oh, really?
 * Willie: You're up, Laddie!
 * Bart: But I didn't have a beard to shave! This isn't fair! Stop! Nit my bad boy spikes! Thery're my trademark!


 * Bart: That's it! I can't take the lack of attention anymore! Milhouse you gotta shave your musrache... be a smooth face, like me!
 * Milhouse: Er... sorry, Bart. I gotta go me and some of the guys are meeting up at the barber-shop to wax our mustaches.