"Love Accurately!"/Quotes


 * Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such daiting programs "Leper Island Love Nest" and "Lust Aquarium". Now it's time for everyone's favorite dating show...
 * Audience: "Love Accurately!"
 * Troy McClure: Tell us, Moe. What's your perfect date?
 * Moe: Aw, geez. Well, Troy. My perfect date would have a good shape, smooth skin, and.. um.. be able to make me cry again.
 * Troy McClure: Great! Now let's feed your answeres into... ...Brenda the Love Bot!
 * Brenda the Love Bot:Computing! Computing!
 * Sound: Ping!
 * Troy McClure: Thanks to Brenda's 80% accurate computerization, we can reval your perfect dating match is... ...this jar of pickled eggs!
 * Moe: Whould ya look at me. I'm cryin' with happiness!
 * Troy McClure: Another happy couple thanks to "Love Accurately!"