Saturdays of Thunder/Quotes

Dad, I don't know how to say this. I don't want to drive your car. It's slow, it's ugly; it handles like a shopping cart.

What is the matter with you? It's my dad. Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV... I've never seen him like that.

Oh, I don't know if I should do that. My dad and I build our car together, and if I drove somebody else's it'd kill him! On the other hand, I'll do it!

Thank you, Bill Cosby. You've saved The Simpsons!

What's the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with you? Uh, take us to the video store? Anything for my little girl.

Hey, Simpson, where's your loser-mobile! Loser mobile… hehehe… wait a minute! Uh, It’s over there Nelson. Whoa, talk about your pieces of crap!

Goodbye son! Hey, Bart, I think they're finally hauling your dad away! Maybe it's for the best.

Question 2: "Who is your son's hero?" Steve McQueen. That's your hero! "Name another dad you talk to about parenting." Next "What are your son's hobbies?" Well, he's always chewing on the phone cord. He hasn't done that since he was two! Then he has no hobbies!