Bart Like Me/Quotes


 * Seymour Skinner: Students, faclty, and friends, I am proud to present... drum roll, Ralph.
 * Ralph (making sound with his lips): Plplplplplplplplplplp!
 * Seymour Skinner: ...the Springfield Elementary Learning Annex!
 * Ralph (making sound with his lips): Plplplplplplplplplplp!
 * Lisa: It's a trailer.
 * Seymour Skinner: It's alow cost solution to classroom overcrowding is what it is. You can stop that now, Ralph.
 * Ralph (making sound with his lips): Plplplplplplplplplplp!


 * Bart: Mom, this is the new kids in class. His name's Brad.
 * Brad: Hello, Mrs. Simpson.
 * Marge: What a polite young man. Help yourself to cookies.
 * Bart: He's my new mest friend.
 * Brad: These cookies look awesome.
 * Milhouse: Best friend...?


 * Brad: Checkin' out my rockin' tah, huh?
 * Bart: You!
 * Milhouse: You?
 * Bart: First you steal my trademark and now my haircut?
 * Brad: It's an homage, homie!
 * Bart: It's a rip-off is what is is! Your'e no Bart Simpson!
 * Brad: I'm more Bart than you are, Bart!
 * Milhouse: Wow! It's like your twins!


 * Bart: What're you doin' after school, Brad?
 * Brad: I dunno. Something'.
 * Bart: Maybe we could go your chouse.
 * Brad: I don't think so. My mom's sick.
 * Bart: So, it was your dad who picked you up yesterday?
 * Brad: Sure. My dad.
 * Bart: I could ride home with you I've never seen your house.
 * Brad: That's not a good idea.
 * Bart: It'll be fund. You can show me your stuff.
 * Brad: Ii's just stuff.
 * Bart: But is it cool stuff?


 * Bart: There's something very weird about this house. Whoa. Everything is so small it's like a house built just for kids. And most of the rooms are empty. No parents. Tinty furniture. Buts beer. That means--
 * Sound: Click!
 * Brad: Right you are Sherlock.
 * Bart: Oop.
 * Larry Baxter: I'm not a kid. Haven't been for twenty years. I'm little Larry Baxter, and I'm wanted in sex states for armed robbery.