The Simpson's Public Domain Christmas Song

The Simpson's Public Domain Christmas Song is the song by Marge, Bart, Cletus, Sideshow Mel, Carl, Lenny, Mayor Quimby, Mr. Burns, Apu, Principal Skinner, Dolph, Jimbo, Kearney, Barney, Agnes Skinner, Comic Book Guy, Crazy Cat Lady, Lisa, Homer, Krusty, Rabbi Krustofsky, Crazy Old Man, Jewish Families, and Chinese Restaurant Workers.

Lyrics

 * Marge:
 * I've still gotta bake my Christmas pie.


 * Bart:
 * I've gotta get Dad a lousy tie.


 * Cletus:
 * Christmas crowds is what I hate.


 * Sideshow Mel:
 * No time left to procrastinate.


 * Lenny:
 * So move your ass...


 * Carl:
 * And let me pass...


 * Carl & Lenny:
 * 'Cause Christmas Eve is here!


 * Mayor Quimby:
 * Er, why is this Santa suit so snug?


 * Mr. Burns:
 * Grr, Why should I care It's all humbu?


 * Apu:
 * I've jacked my prices up so high, but there's no junk these saps won't buy: last year's egg nog, a green hot dog


 * Apu/Principal Skinner/Dolph/Jimbo/Kearney/Barney/Agnes Skinner:
 * 'Cause Christmas Eve is here!


 * Comic Book Guy:
 * These holiday cookies swell my fat.


 * Crazy Cat Lady:
 * Yah hee hee hah gah, gah dah cat!


 * Krusty:
 * Even though we're not gentile, we'll get together for a while...


 * Crazy Old Man:'
 * To shoot the breeze...


 * Rabbi Krustofsky:
 * ...And eat chinese!


 * Krusty/Rabbi Krustofsky/Crazy Old Man/Jewish Families/Chinese Resturant Workers:
 * 'Cause Christmas Eve is here!


 * Marge:
 * Christmas is a family day.


 * Homer:
 * I told Grampa we'd be away.


 * Lisa:
 * He's at the door!


 * Bart:
 * Let's hit the floor!


 * Marge/Homer/Bart/Lisa (loud whisper):
 * 'Cause Christmas Eve is here!

Behind the Laughter

 * The song is a parody on .