'Round Springfield/Quotes

Lisa, when you get to be our age, you learn a few things. Like when a sign says 'Do not feed the bears' [holds up his arm with a bear cub having its claws and teeth sunk into it] man, you better not feed the bears.

Mrs Krabappel, I can't take the test, I have a stomach ache. Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse - Ha! Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble. Read page six of the School Charter. No teacher shall be held acountable if Bart Simpson dies. We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.
 * [Cut to Milhouse, who has been eaten by the school snake.]

Hey, cool, there's a rabbit in here!

Lisa, honey, are you going to be okay? Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt. Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy. But he was the only person that had the same love for music that I do.
 * [Suddenly, Maggie gives Lisa a pacifier.]

Thank you. Oh, Dad, why did he have to die? Well, it's like the time that your cat Snowball got run over. Uh huh. Remember, honey? Yeah. What I'm saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman. [wailing] Oh, Dad! [weeps]