Homer Wants an SUV/Quotes


 * Homer: C'mon kids! We're going shopping for an suv!
 * Bart: Finally, an end to the same of being the only family in town with a Sedan.
 * Marge: I don't know Homer.
 * Homer: Marge "Sedan Stigma" is the leading cause of low esteeem in children. This model was a snowboard tack a fully-stocked wet bar! The cargeo space in this model converts into a state of the art DVD screening room!
 * Lisa: But suvs are motohosly unsafe! Their tyres burst, and they flip over easily!
 * Homer: So they protect the jobs of ambulance drivers, and they're fun to drive!
 * Lisa: But the pollution they cause till be a serious problem for generations to come?
 * Homer: Lisa, my generation gave the world cable TV and microwaveable french fries! Pollution will be your generation's are challenge!
 * Homer & Bart: S-U-V! S-U-V!
 * Marge: Don't worry, Lisa suvs have one very effetctive safety feature.
 * Lisa: What's that mom?
 * Marge: The price we'll never be able to afford one!