All Fired Up/Quotes


 * Sideshow Mel: You wanted to see me Krusty?
 * Krusty: Mel, we need to talk. The ratings are in they've never been higher, and it's all thanks to you and your hair.
 * Sideshow Mel: Thank you, Krusty, but I...
 * Krusty: You're fired.
 * Sideshow Mel: What?!
 * Krusty: There's two ways to get ahead in the business, Mel work hard and climb the ladder, or make sure anyone more popular then you gets the axe.


 * Disco Stu: Disco Stu's been waiting so long, his clothes have come back into style.
 * Selma: Yeah, yeah. We're understaffed today. My sister cashed in her Laramie cigarette frequent smoker points for a spa day at Rancho Relaxo. Wish I had too. But no, I had to get this novelty cuckoo clock.


 * Homer: Why am I here again?
 * Patty: Just shut up and eat the bucket of chicken I got you! Homer, don't clip your toenails! Aaah! One of them flew in my mouth! Oh god, are you using my hair to floss your teeth?! [GACK!] Now my hair smells like chicken.
 * Selma: You did perfect! How do you feel?
 * Patty: In the mood for justifiable homicide!
 * Selma: Great! Here comes the supervisor.
 * Patty: Homer! Hide under the blanket in the back seat and keep your big yap shut!
 * Homer: Why?
 * Patty: Because I left some donuts and beer under there!


 * Lou: Hey, chief! You're just in time for lunch!
 * Eddie: Say, what's with the ice cream man get up?
 * Clancy Wiggum: The wife picked up the wrong outfit at the dry cleaners. We're gonna get it all sorted out tomorrow. Oh, well no big deal, huh guys?
 * Lou: I don't know, chief. The uniform really gave you an air of authority.
 * Eddie: Frankly, it was all that did.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Okay, that's enough outta you. Now get out there and stop some crime!
 * Lou: Hmmm...
 * Eddie: No.


 * Squeeky-Voiced Teen: I accidentally deep-fried a cash register.
 * Otto: I parked the school bus on the roof.
 * Homer: I got fired due to beaver-related incident.
 * Raphael: [SIGH] I love this town!