Biclops vs The Diplopian* Duo!/Quotes


 * Dr. Colossus: Perhaps one of these might frame your face. Let's try them on.
 * Milhouse: Sure thing, Doctor-- ...Colossus!
 * Dr. Colossus: Oh, don't look so shocked I earned my doctorate degree in optometry! In fact, the profits from my eyeglass business fund all my villainous exploits! For example, I have been working on an experimental compound known as "Visionarium." Traces of it have found their way onto this particular pair of glasses and would give the wearer superhuman abilities!


 * Milhouse: Howdy, Lisa. Want me to carry that super heavy book for you?
 * Lisa: No thanks, Milhouse. I can manage.
 * Milhouse: An empowered woman. I like it.
 * Nelson: Or maybe, nerdlinger, the lady wants me to help her.
 * Milhouse: Ha! That'll be the day!
 * Lisa: Sorry, Milhouse. You don't turn down that kind of an offer. Plus, Nelson doesn't wear glasses!


 * Dolph: Biclops is here? He has level of coolness that we two-eyed kids can only dream of!
 * Kearney: I wish I wore glasses! Four eyes are way better than two!


 * Lisa: How can we ever repay you?
 * : Save your tears of joy, Lisa. I'd rather you keep your eyes moist with a quality saline solution.


 * Milhouse: Boy, Biclops sure was cool, wasn't he?
 * Nelson: Yeah, but know I feel vulnerable. All of my insecurities have been brought to the surface! I know! Let's beat up a ned!
 * Dolph: Yeah! That always make us feel better!