The Wisdom of Ralph

The Wisdom of Ralph is a list of wisdom words by Ralph from The Ralph Wiggum Book.

The Wisdom of Ralph

 * If rice is wriggling, it's not rice.
 * A puppy can grow up to be president of America, but a kitten cannot.
 * If you put something far enoguh back in your nose, it will come out your mouth.
 * When I'm sick, my tummy makes floor soup.
 * I eat corn.
 * Hamburgers come from little hambs.
 * Satan told me to tell you "Hello!"
 * I'm undescribable.
 * Bitey things are niceless.
 * I saw Honolulu out the window.
 * My other mommy went to the squirrel farm.
 * Pop music is hard work.
 * Sleep is where I'm a viking and that's how the bed gets wet.
 * Food is our friend.
 * When I hear a bad word, I unlisten.
 * Socks are not as funny as they smell.
 * The scissors say they won't hurt you, but they're lying.
 * If your nose starts to bleed, it means you're picking it too much, or not enough.
 * Maacaroni and cheese without cheese is spaghetti.
 * Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy.
 * Happiness is a dry night.
 * The leprechuan tells me to start fires.
 * I made a puddle!
 * My mommy swallowed a watermelon seed, and a watermelon growed in her stomach, and I was inside it.