Treehouse of Horror XIX/Quotes


 * [When Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show]
 * Homer: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!


 * Milhouse: Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
 * Nelson: I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)


 * Nelson [to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin]: Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
 * The Grand Pumpkin: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
 * Nelson: You're a racist!
 * The Grand Pumpkin: All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. [starts eating Nelson]]
 * Nelson: I'd rather die than hate!


 * Chief Wiggum: [after getting shot] I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!


 * Moe: [while strapped to a table] Okay, who's the idiot who taught them what foosball was?
 * Homer: I thought they might enjoy it.