The Thirty-Nine Days of Christmas

The Thirty-Nine Days of Christmas is a song sung by the Simpson family, Moe, Mr. Burns (all as muppets) and.

Lyrics

 * 39 Fops a-fopping,
 * 38 Fishwives hawking,
 * 37 Coopers cooping,
 * 36 Bootblacks buffing,
 * 35 Buskers busking,
 * 34 Something something,
 * 33 Alchemists transmuting,
 * 32 Dutchmen plotting,
 * 31 Doctors leeching,
 * 30 Year average life span,
 * 29 Smiths a-forging,
 * 28 Coopers cooping,
 * We did that one already.
 * Shh.
 * 27 Eelers eeling,
 * 26 Anarchists bombing,
 * 25 Swamis foreseeing,
 * 24 Sideburns curling,
 * 23 Monks a-changing,
 * 22 Rats a-plaguing,
 * 21 Coxswains calling,
 * 20 Flautists fluting,
 * 19 Footmen bowing,
 * 18 Gungas dinning,
 * 17 Seventy six,
 * 16 Midwives birthing,
 * 15 Aliens alienating,
 * 14 Jacks a-ripping,
 * (gasp)
 * 13 Scriveners scrivening,
 * 12 lords a-leaping.

Behind the Laughter
"The Thirty-Nine Days of Christmas" is an "extended" version of the song "".