Heartbreak Hotel/Quotes


 * Marge: You don't fail at 100% of the shots you don't take.


 * Marge: The fitness center only had an old NordicTrack, but it felt good to work out.
 * Homer: I sat on a yoga ball and drank cucumber water. It's nice to know I can still do that.


 * Blue-haired lawyer: [to Bart and Lisa; by phone] This conversation is hereby terminated. You are each entitled to one capful of bubble bath.
 * Homer: Now, that's parenting.