I'm Goin' to Praiseland/Quotes

What do you hit them with? There's no mallet! You can stop Satan with your faith. With my face? You calling me ugly? No, no, no. I think you're beautiful! Oh, that's it!


 * [Ned's buying a run-down Theme Park.]

Aww you are so full of it!? [pause] God's grace that is. It's really sickening! [pause] There aren't more people like you. Now get out! [pause] Your pen. And we'll make it official.


 * [Mayor Quimby rolls up in a limo.]

It is with uh, great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena, or attraction.
 * [Cuts the ribbon and drives off.]

I'll have the darkety kind. Uh, one chocolate, Mootilda. Could I have a swirl of Chocolate and Vanilla? Moooo!? Muh uh! Nonsense, you can do it! [cow kicks frink] Glaaven!

Darn teenagers with their beer bottles! [nervously] Yeah... teenagers.

Don't throw this away! It's Rod's first tooth! You're right, we could use this for witchcraft.