The Lucky Rag/Quotes


 * Carl: Hey, Moe... uhm... this glass is filthy.
 * Lenny: Yeah, Moe... looks like you need a new dish-washer.
 * Moe: Says you. Who needs a dishwasher when I got my lucky bar rag? Yeah... me and this rag sure have seen it all! "I got it on the day I graduated from Swigmore U..."
 * Professor Huntington: May your taps be free to flow and your tabs be slow to grow.
 * Moe: "And it was there when I opened this joint." Finally... my own place! "I used it to on sloppy pickled saps..." There ya go, Barney... you can sleep it off here, but don't puke on the linoleum. "...and to sop up pickled slop!" Aw geez, I think this pickled egg bring is sucking the life out of me. Man, that's some serious brine! Hey, one of you rummes, hand me my pipe wrench behind the bar over there next to the shoutgun... "Yeah, I could always count on it to clean up the biggest messes..." "...and the smallest!" The next time, your mommy asks me to baby-sit, there'd better be some diapers around... oh, yeah, there'd better be...
 * Maggie: [GIGGLE!]
 * Moe: Whaaa--?
 * Sound: POOF!
 * Text: Late, at the 66¢ depot...
 * Moe: You, my friend, have a hard act to follow.