Treehouse of Horror III/Quotes

Clown Without Pity
Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! [worried] Ooooh, that's bad. But it comes with a free Frogurt! [relieved] That's good. The Frogurt is also cursed. [worried] That's bad. But you get your choice of topping! [relieved] That's good. The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. [Homer stares] That's bad. [worried] Can I go now?

That doll is evil, I tell you! Evil! EVIL! Grampa, you said that about all the presents. I just want attention.

Dial Z for Zombies

 * [In an attempt to bring Snowball I back from the dead, Bart and Lisa inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the cemetery. They burst into the house to tell Homer.]

Dad, we did something very bad! Did you wreck the car? No! Did you raise the dead? Yes! But the car's okay? Uh-huh. [relieved] All right, then.


 * [The Simpsons head to the library to stop the mob of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified" Ned Flanders.]

Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?
 * [Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp.]

[shocked] Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders! He was a zombie?

King Homer
What do you think, Smithers? I think women and seamen don't mix.

All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! ''[He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing]'' I was strolling through the Gas one day...

Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead... we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!