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 * Bart: I'm starved, man! What's for lunch?
 * Milhouse: I think it's baked beans day.
 * Bart: [SIGH]... when will they learn? An order of French fires and don't be stingy with the lipids, my good woman.
 * Lunchlady Doris: Stuff it, kid, No more fried food. From now on, we only serve McBain's powdered protein smoothies. Take 'em or leave 'em!


 * Joe Quimby: Good people of Springfield, lay down your corn dogs and coconut snowballs and... er... listen to me. That means you, jumbo!
 * Homer: D'oh!
 * Joe Quimby: Uncle Sam needs you to face your greatest adversary... the mighty mid-section... the cellulite assassins... the big but brigade! The people on this list have caused Springfield to be voted the most unhealthy city in history. Therefore, the worst weight offenders have two weeks to lose ten pounds. If you're successful, the President will reward our fair city with a water park for you... ah... summer enjoyment. If you fail... you'll spend one year at Shelbyville Maximum Security Fat Farm!


 * Carl: We saved you seat, Homer!
 * Homer: No lunch for me, fellas. I'm going to work out to my new exercise video instead.
 * Lenny: Go for it, Homer! You're an inspiration!


 * Wolfcastle: Well, people. Dis is good news. You all seem to be losing weight. Dat takes care of everybody except...
 * Homer: Don't call on me. Don't call on me. Don't call on me. Don't call on me.
 * Wolfcastle: Where's da gomah named Homah?
 * Homer: D'oh! It's not my fault! There were so many temptations! ...so many rich creamy, goody, salty, crunchy, sugar-coated temptations! Damn those elves! Damn their hollow tree! [GULP] ... well?
 * Wolfcastle: You gained three pounds, fatso.


 * Homer: My family! I knew I could count on you! You've come to stand behind your chubby old man!
 * Bart: Not so fast, man... as easy as it is to stand "behind" you, we've got something to say!
 * Lisa: The Simpson family is a team, dad, but you let us down!
 * Marge: Shape up, Homer. If you don't want to do it for the town, do it for us instead!