The Boys of Bummer/Quotes


 * Joe La Boot: "Wait a minute. Are you Bart Simpson?"


 * Bart nods his head.


 * Joe La Boot: "The kid who dropped that easy fly-ball?! Talking to you was the biggest mistake of my life!"


 * A crowd forms and boos at Bart.


 * Joe La Boot: Boo. Boo-hoo.


 * Marge: "Oh, yeah. That's quite something."


 * Lisa: "Mom, put your glasses on."


 * Marge: "But they make me look funny."


 * Marge puts her glasses on and sees Bart climbing a tower.


 * Marge: (Gasps) "My Baby!"


 * Bart is then seen writting "I HATE BART SIMPSON" on the tower. A crowed forms around him.


 * Bart: "Uh-uh. See, I hate me too!"


 * Chief Wiggum: "Come down! Who said that?"


 * Grampa: "You stink, La Boot!"


 * Joe La Boot: "No, I don't. Google my stats!"


 * Homer: "Look, we're just gonna take our mattress, do a quick sweep of the medicine chest and we're outta here."


 * Homer does a sneaking effect sound of a high-hat cymbal.


 * Marge: "Homer!"


 * Homer: (Stops hi-hat effect) "Sorry."


 * Mr.Costington: (Notices Homer sleeping in the bed) "What in the name of? Hey you!" (Homer wakes up started) "Are you sleeping in the middle of my department store?"