Maximum Bart!/Quotes


 * Marge: Where did you get them? What are they? How am I supposed to clean up after 26 Bart's?


 * Professor Frink: [N-GUH] I'm afraid, Mrs. Simpson, that clones are not, in fact, like returnable bottles, but are more along the lines of, uh, actual human beings, [GLAVIN] now please, don't call here again.


 * Otto: Hey, Bart, Hey, Bart, Hey, Bart, Hey, Bart, Hey, Bart, Hey, Bart...
 * Martin: Excuse me -- did you happen to notice that there were over two dozen identical Bart Simpsons boarding your bus?
 * Otto: Whoa, I have a bus??!?!


 * Bart: Mom, I hate to admit this, but I'm a brat and twenty-six of me is even worse! You gotta do something I can't take this any more!


 * Marge: Well, it seems like now a lot of moms get to have a very special little guy of their own. Do you miss your clones now that they've all been adopted?
 * Bart: Not really, mom they were crampin' my style?
 * Marge: Just to be absolutely clear, you are the original bart, right?
 * Bart: Of course, mom! Can't you tell?
 * Marge: Just asking. Sweet dreams Bart.