Señor Ding-Dong, Master of the Doorbell in: For Whom the Doorbell Tolls!/Quotes


 * Señor Ding-Dong: Hello? Señor Ding-Dong speaking!
 * Waylon Smithers: Are your familiar with... uh... ultra-high-security doorbell technology?
 * Señor Ding-Dong: But of course!
 * Waylon Smithers: And are you capable of installing said technology in an extermely discretionary manner?
 * Señor Ding-Dong: Why, si, most assuredly!
 * Waylon Smithers: Then my empolyer needs to meet with you immediately, if not sooner!


 * Señor Ding-Dong: Here is our best-seller in France... it even comes with is own hunchbacked bell-ringer! This button activates a sound chip that approximates the door-bell's specific ring!
 * Sound: Bong! Bong! Bong!
 * Mr. Burns: Too literary!


 * Señor Ding-Dong: This one is a twist on a classic image of Americana!
 * Dog: Woof! Woof! Woof!
 * Mr. Burns: Too trademarked!


 * Señor Ding-Dong: Well, Señor Burns, as your can see, I've installed your new Ring-A-Tron 4002 ultra-high-security doorbell unit!
 * Mr. Burns: Oooh! Pretty! Shiny! Like a newly-minted coin!
 * Waylon Smithers: Ding-dong elaborate on the device's operation for Mr. Burns.
 * Señor Ding-Dong: This is a retina-scanning "caller I.D." function that utilizes sophisicated laser technology...! ...this is an automated frisking device to pay down visitors for hidden weaponry...! ...this is a peppar spray dispender that renders intruders harmless!


 * Señor Ding-Dong: And, if you should find yourself in need of another doorbell, please do not hesitate to give Señor Ding-Dong a ring-a-ding-ding!