Fat Man and Little Boy/Quotes

[singing and rhyming] Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to Heaven and the steamboat went to... [gasps] Hello operator, get me number 9, and if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your be... [more gasps] -hind the 'frigerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Lucy sat upon it and it cut her big, fat... [gasps, then passes out] Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more...
 * [Lisa gets hit by a spitball.]

Ow! Spitballs!

You give my son what he deserves, or I'll knock you on your delightfully offbeat ass! Ah, I must warn you, Sir, I was a Green Beret in Vietnam. The things I saw there are what made me - CRAAAAAAZYYYYY!