The Beer Hall of Presidents Rap

The Beer Hall of Presidents Rap is a rap performed by a robotic Abraham Lincoln at Duff Gardens.

Lyrics

 * W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l!!
 * I'm Rappin' A. B. and I'm here to say,
 * If you want to drink beer,
 * Well, Duff's the only way!
 * I said the ooo-nly way!
 * Break down!

After the "Break down!" line, the robotic Lincoln crushed a Duff Beer can on its forehead.