Stuff to Do

Stuff to Do is a list over stuff to do by Bart from The Bart Book.

List

 * 1) Trademark "El Barto."
 * 2) Buy more spray paint.
 * 3) Devise new and intersting ways to make Homer lose it.
 * 4) Find new hiding spot for when Homer loses it.
 * 5) Hide Lisa's Saxophone.
 * 6) TiVo "Itchy & Scratchy -a- thon."
 * 7) Think of new catchphrases.
 * 8) Devise new and intersting ways to manipulate Milhouse into doing my dirty work.
 * 9) Practice being more incorrigible.
 * 10) Put off doing homework.
 * 11) Hide Lisa's Malibu Stacy dolls.
 * 12) Get studio audience tickets for Krusty's show.
 * 13) Be first kid in Springfield Elementary cafeteria history to dare to start food fight on Sloppy Joe Day.
 * 14) Work on sass-back.
 * 15) Fine-tune Principal Skinner impersonation.
 * 16) Teach Maggie to spell dirty words with blocks.
 * 17) Hide Lisa's homework.
 * 18) Use the phrase "Blow this Tupperware party"more in conversation.
 * 19) Call Moe's and ask for "G.I. Manidiot."
 * 20) Learn to sleep with eyes open in class.
 * 21) Hide Lisa's Happy Little Elves lunch box.
 * 22) Make a life cast of my butt.
 * 23) Enter butt sculpture in art show at school or make into lamp for Father's day.
 * 24) Hang out at Kwik-E-Mart.
 * 25) Learn to burp the alphabet.
 * 26) Finish writing underam symphony.
 * 27) "Find Lisa's missing stuff. Collect reward.
 * 28) Science experiment: Replace parmesan cheese in cafeteria with Groundskeeper Willie's barf-absorbent sawdust. (Wen kids throw up, will Willie's sawdust be able to absorb itself?)
 * 29) Alfter report card.
 * 30) Get little red-haired girl to notice me. (No wait, that's on Charlie Brown's To-Do List.)
 * 31) Convice Milhouse to let me hold his lunch money. Give it to Nelson instead of mine.
 * 32) Publish my memoirs.
 * 33) Pull the fire alarm.
 * 34) Petition to make ice cream the fifth grade group.
 * 35) Put mathballs in the beef stew.
 * 36) Hug Mom.