Bye, Bye, Bunny!/Quotes


 * Marge: Well, hello there! Aren't you the cutest baby bunny! Don't be afraid, little guy. We won't hurt you.
 * Lisa: Awww... he's adorable!
 * Bart: He's only got one ear! I don't know... Maggie might not be into this freakshow. Let's get that fish with the luscious gams!
 * Lisa: Careful, Bart! You're scaring him!


 * Moe: Whattya doin' here so early, Homer? I ain't complanin', but you usually get here much later, reekin' of home cookin' and other smells what you married guys got.
 * Homer: Fill 'er up, Moe! The drinks are on me!
 * Barney:Three cheers for Homer! Hip! Hip! Brrraaaaappp!!
 * Moe: Whoa! Whoa! Slow down there, Diamond Jim! You gotta settle your tab first!
 * Homer:Sure! I just got a giant bonus! Something about tax breaks or trickle-down whattyacallits... i'm not exactly sure, but it looks like America has been made great gain!


 * Lisa: What's wrong, Bart? Are you okay?
 * Bart: No! That stupid rabbit must've got in my room and tore up all my comics! They're ruined, I tells ya! That thing's a menace! I wan't it you!
 * Lisa: Oh, calm down. Maggie loves that bunny. It's not going anywhere.


 * Mr. Burns: Simpson, why in blue lazes did you bring your family here? I specifically said this was to be a clandestine rendezvous!
 * Homer: I thought you said "calm dusting"! No wonder I was confused! Um... what does "clandestine" mean?
 * Lisa: It's a secret, dad.
 * Homer: Fine! Maybe somebody else will tell me!


 * Bart: I didn't do it.
 * Dr. Olberman: My.... my protocols! They were foolproof!
 * Homer: No offense, doc... ...but there isn't anything my kids can't break.