Megameal Mayhem/Quotes


 * Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman here at Krustyburger where Krusty the clown himself is lanching the new gigaantic junk food mega-deal! How is thie even news? I have awars, you know. Big, shiny ones.
 * Krusty: Hey! Hey! Step right up, folks! This new extra-large Krustymeal™T has triple bypass burger, 100% sugar liquid-free soda, and my patented super salty fries!


 * Krusty: Gah! So salty! Need.... water!


 * Krusty: Whoa. Sugar rush!


 * Squeeky-Voiced Teen: Krusty! Here, have a burger! It'll make you feel better.
 * Krusty: Good idea, kid. [CHOMP!]


 * Homer: One gigantic junk food mega-deal, please!
 * Clancy Wiggum: Make that two!
 * Comic Book Guy: Best. Deal. Ever!