The Krusty Book/Quotes

Fire breaks out on set Apu: Don't look at me, Fire Chief is purely a figurehead position. But, I do make a damn fine firehouse Tandoori chicken!

Bartender: Can't you read? No Animals Allowed! [Krusty puts on sunglasses] Krusty: I'm blind. This boy helps me see Bartender: I've never heard of a seeing-eye monkey before Krusty: They gave me a monkey?!

Krusty on Sophie's mother, :

"What can I say? When you're in a war zone you don't want to be firing blanks."