Homer the Smithers/Quotes

You call this a super computer!

Smithers probably selected me because of my ability to motivate people. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I am around.

Good Lord, Smithers! You look attrocious! I thought I ordered you to take a vacation. Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I am his replacement, Homer Simpson. Simpson, eh? Very well, I will have my lunch. A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg. But I think the dodo went extinct... [interrupting] Get going! And after that install a computer system, and rotate my office so the window faces the hills!

Homer, you have done more for me than any man ever could. Your brutal attack forced me to do things for myself. I realized being waited on hand and foot is OK for your average Joe, but not for me.