The Laugh Man on Earth!/Quotes


 * Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody! And welcome to "The Krusty the Clow Show", coming to you from the intensive care unit at Doctor Nick's Discount Hospitalitorium.
 * Krusty: Hey, hey! It's me kids! I wanna thank Doctor Nick for bringing me back to life though the miracle of organ transplants.
 * Dr. Nick: My pleasure. Funny story, you're now more camel than man!


 * Barney: Are you not angry, Homer?
 * Homer: I would be if this pie wasn't so tasty!


 * Sideshow Mel: Happy birthday, Krusty The entire town decided to surprise you!
 * Bart: Yeah, we've been hiding all day! It wasn't easy, especially considering how fat most of Springfield is!
 * Homer: [PHEW!] I've been hiding behind trees and holding my gut in all day!


 * Krusty: This isn't so bad! I don't really need anyone. Well... maybe Sideshow Mel. He would have slipped on that banana peel and got a concussion, thrown his back out... maybe even broken his head bone. [SIGH!] It would a been hilarious...


 * Clancy Wiggum: Mmmmm! Nice, crisp lettuce, ripe tomato, a toasted sesame seed bun, and the patty is perfectly seasoned.
 * Krusty: Now try mine!!
 * Clancy Wiggum: Um... this is a urinal cake stuck between two sponges.