The Burns Cage/Quotes


 * [Smithers saves Burns' life after a parachute jump]
 * Mr. Burns: [steps on Smithers] I did it! All by myself! [looks at Smithers] Oh, Smithers, do you always have to be underfoot?
 * Smithers: Sorry, sir. If there was a less spectacular way to save your life, I... I should've found it.


 * Smithers: Mr. Burns, coming down I thought we weren't gonna make it, and I thought I'd never get to say something I've always wanted to. The truth is, sir, I'm in love with...
 * Mr. Burns: The sound of your own voice? Yes, well, no dogwood, I, listening to the nightingale trill her unending tune! Don't take this the wrong way, but you mean nothing to me. Someone I give less thought to than the little piece of popcorn stuck in my tooth. Ooh, can you remove it?
 * [Smithers removes the popcorn stuck in Burn's teeth]
 * Mr. Burns: I'll see you back at the office. Don't be late!


 * Chalmers: You can teach acting, you can't teach popular.