The Winter of His Content/Quotes


 * Lou: Uh, Chief, something about that looks fishy.
 * Chief Wiggum: Aw, Lou, you got a suspicious mind, you know? You remind me of that Elvis song. Uh, uh, "Clambake." You know, 'cause you open your yap when things get hot. "Clambake."


 * Nelson: We've decided to make you an honorary bully.
 * Jimbo: Bestow upon him the necklace of unknown retainers. (Give the jaw necklace to Bart)
 * Bart: Um... thanks, but I'm not sure I want to be a bully.
 * Dolph: It's too late. You've seen our faces.


 * Marge: Well, thanks for the chicken dinner. How did you know I wanted one?
 * Homer: All you gals like chicken dinners, Marge.
 * Marge: Don't call me a gal. Makes me feel like I'm your mother.


 * Marge: Are you wearing sock garters?
 * Homer: Young lady, in my day...
 * Marge: Your day is my day! We're the same age! (gasps) You're turning into your father.
 * Homer: (Sputtering like grampa)' You won't feel so bollixed once my Social Security checks start coming!
 * Marge: They're not coming for another 29 years.