Aaahhh! Wilderness!

'''Aaahhh! Wilderness!' is an episode of The Itchy & Scratchy Show''.

Plot
Itchy and Scratchy are in the woods when it begins to rain. Itchy produces a hammer and several spikes. He then does the following:
 * Nails Scratchy's feet and hands to the ground
 * Pushes a pole into Scratchy's belly, lifts him up into the air, and jams the pole into the ground
 * Nails another spike into the ground in front of Scratchy, stretches out Scratchy's tongue, and ties it around the spike
 * Stretches out Scratchy's tail and nails it to the ground

When Itchy's all done, he's turned Scratchy into a makeshift tent. Itchy takes shelter under Scratchy and goes to sleep. Scratchy is then struck by lightning several times.

Reaction
Junior Camper Bart nitpicks the cartoon: "The guys who wrote this show don't know squat. Itchy should have tied Scratchy's tongue with a taut-line hitch, not a sheet bend."