The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons/Quotes


 * [Apu has ended his date with Elizabeth Hoover. They went to a carnival. Miss Hoover is holding a gigantic stuffed animal.]

I had a great time at the carnival, Apu. Thank you for winning Wubsy. I had no idea you were such a crack shot. All Kwik-E-Mart employees must be skilled with firearms.
 * [[Elizabeth Hoover goes inside her home.]

[talking to himself] That was a hard date to top. But we shall see.
 * [Apu drives his car a short distance, from the Hoover residence to the Van Houten residence, which is next door. Luann van Houten emerges.]

Who is up for some clog dancing?
 * [Apu produces a pair of clogs.]

Why do you not try and stop me!