Can I Borrow a Feeling?

"Can I Borrow a Feeling?" is a love song that Kirk Van Houten sung and also recorded on cassette, albeit that version was destroyed.

Episode version

 * [The band plays a ballady intro]


 * Can I borrow a feelin'?
 * Could you lend me a jar of love?
 * Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
 * Take my hand with your glove of love.

Album version

 * Kirk:
 * Uh, I've got something I'd like to say! [to band members] Would you guys do a favor for a guy in love?


 * Band Member #1:
 * Sure.


 * Band Member #2:
 * Yeah.


 * Band Member #3:
 * That's why we're here.


 * Kirk:
 * Uh, hi, everybody! Uh, hi! And hit it!


 * [The band plays a ballady intro]


 * Can I borrow a feelin'?
 * Could you lend me a jar of love?
 * Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
 * Take my hand with your glove of love.


 * How about it, Luann? Will you marry me... again?


 * Luann:
 * Ooh, no!

Non-canon


Kirk also released a holiday-themed version of the song, titled "Can I Borrow a Holiday Feeling?" The song is available for sale on cassette tape at The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop.

Behind the Laughter
It is the forty-seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.