Model Citizen Simpson/Quotes


 * Seymour Skinner: I tell you, Edna... the waiting is always the worst part!
 * Edna: I hear you, Seymour!
 * Seymour Skinner: Every day, I piray it will be different... but it never is! Never is never never is...
 * Edna: Get a grip, Seymour! We can't afford to show weakness!
 * Seymour Skinner: [AHEM!] Y-you're right, of course! A momentary lapse...
 * Edna: Get it together, mister! Here they come!
 * Bart: Good morning, Principal Skinner! Good morngin, Mrs. Krabappel!
 * Seymour Skinner: Eeeeeekk!
 * Edna: Nyaah!


 * Seymour Skinner: Lisa! What is your brother up to?
 * Lisa: [SIGH!] What's he done now?
 * Sound: Thump! Thump! Thump!
 * Seymour Skinner: He's being... polite!
 * Lisa: Uh-oh! This can't be good!


 * Bart: Good afternoon, Principal Skinner! Good afternoon, Mrs. Krabappel!
 * Edna: [SOB!] Why, oh why does he keep tormenting us?!?!
 * Bart: Have a great rest of the day!
 * Seymour Skinner: Strength, Edna! Perhaps tommorow he'll be back to committing atrocities!
 * Edna: If only I could truly believe that, Seymour!


 * Marge: Homer! I think something's wrong with Bart!!
 * Homer: Something worth interurupting "Are You Smarter Than a TV Producer" for?!


 * Milhouse: The day Bart Simpson didn't make trouble... it's historic!
 * Bart: Heh! I told you I could go a whole day of my best behavior!
 * Milhouse: Tomorrow it's back to business as usual, and Springfield... beware!
 * Bart: Well, I'll bet everybody enjoyed it while it lasted!