The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme

"The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme" is the opening theme for The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour. The song is sung by Homer, Marge, Bart and the Fake Lisa Simpson, with some non-singing dialogue from.

Lyrics

 * All:
 * Come along and bring the family!
 * Come along and join the fun!
 * Come along and join the family!
 * Join the family Simpson!
 * Roll call!


 * Marge:
 * Remember me? My name is Marge,
 * The TV mom whose hair is large!


 * Bart:
 * Step back, Mom, it's Bart's turn now.
 * Eat my shorts, don't have a cow!


 * Fake Lisa Simpson:
 * I'm Lisa, peppy, blond and stunning,
 * Sophomore, prom queen five years running!
 * Gooooooooooo Lisa!


 * Bart:
 * Wait a minute! Woah, woah, [whistles] stop the music! Where's Dad?


 * [everyone murmurs]


 * Fake Lisa Simpson:
 * Here he is!


 * Homer:
 * I'm hiding from th-th-th-the ghost!


 * Marge:
 * Ghost? What ghost?


 * Homer:
 * B-B-Before the show, you said we were having a special ghost tonight.


 * Marge:
 * I said we were having a special guest tonight: Mr. !


 * [applause]


 * Homer:
 * What's a Tim Conway?


 * Tim Conway:
 * Oh, about 120 pounds.


 * [laughter]


 * All:
 * It's The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!

Behind the Laughter
The song was orchestrated by Dell Hake. It makes up part of "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)" track on Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.