Fool for a Client/Quotes


 * Seymour Skinner: Bart Simpson, you stand accused of pulling the fire alarm mere minutes before a huge test. This is an offense punishable by suspension, an automatic "F", or even a month¨'s sentece as Groundskeeper Willie's intern. But before I can sentence you, we need to get this sham of a trial started. How do you plead?
 * Ralph: Innonsensical, your honor!


 * Willie: Aye! Willie was the first on the scene. I scoured that alarm for clues!
 * Martin: And what did you find, pray tell?
 * Willie: There were fingerprints, I tells ye! Fresh ones! Male fingers. Possibly human!
 * Martin: Male prints, you say. Hmmm... Sounds like a certain someone currently on trial. I submit that these fingerprinters belong to.... ...Bart Simpson!
 * Bart: Oh, brother!


 * Lisa: All week I had been working on my own assignment... a show and tell presentation about the history of show and telll. I decided to deconstruct the archeype and show the tell portion. By juxtaposing the two concepts, I would turn the assignment upside down...
 * Bart: Ugh! Raise an objection or something!
 * Ralph: That Batmobile has an objection seat!
 * Bart: Objection!
 * Martin: On what grounds?
 * Bart: She's boring the heck out of everyone.
 * Seymour Skinner: Sustained. Lisa, please cut to the chase.
 * Lisa: My point is, I never saw Bart study once. I don't think he had any intention of ever taking the test.


 * Martin:What did you say?
 * Ralph: Do you have legos in your ears, too? I said, "I pulled the alarm!"


 * Bart: Well, at least this buys me another day to cram for the test. Thanks for taking the rap, Ralph. What are you going to do now?
 * Ralph: I'm giving up the law! I've got more imporant dreams to chase!
 * Bart: There goes the greatest mind the justice system will ever not know!