Super Bowl Promo/Quotes


 * Zooey Deschanel: Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm so excited to be contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons.
 * Simpsons: (Singing to the tune of the NFL theme) We're here in New York for the Super Bowl!
 * Bart: We left home. There's no dome and it's super cold!
 * Homer: A beer costs eighteen bucks!
 * Terry Bradshaw: Quit bellyaching, Baldy!
 * Howie Long: (As Bart puts two fingers above his head to look like he has bunny ears) We're bringing football back to its cold, exciting roots!
 * Bart: (Sarcastically) Oh, yeah. Great. Even the hot cocoa's frozen. (He turns his mug over and his hot cocoa comes out frozen solid)
 * Lisa: Why couldn't we be in New Orleans where the weather is as hot as Bourbon street jazz?
 * Marge: The National Football League always knows what it's doing.
 * Curt Menefee: That didn't sound very enthusiastic enough, Marge.
 * Homer: (Whispering) Yeah. Football overruns are the only reasons Fox is still a network.
 * Michael Strahan: Homer! That's not a very Fox attitude!
 * Jimmy Johnson: We're going to ask Cleatus the Football Robot to remove you.
 * (Cleatus the Football Robot appears to take Homer away)
 * Homer: But I brought my own Cletus! (He drags in Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel wearing a pizza box around his body, a chicken bucket on his head, and several other take-out containers all over his arms and legs)
 * Cletus: I'm covered with the best protection there is. Fast food packages.
 * (The robot grabs Cletus, squeezes him, causing him to collapse, eats a chicken wing, and does his signature victory dance)