The Serfsons/Quotes


 * Homer: Water soup again?
 * [A crow lands on the windowsill. Marge bashes it with her ladle.]
 * Marge: Now it’s crow soup!
 * Homer: Ooh, I call an eye!
 * Lisa: Me too!
 * Bart: Me three!
 * Marge: And Maggie gets the beak.
 * [She then gives Maggie the beak.]


 * Jacqueline: Oh, I've lived a full life. I saw a drawing of an ocean, I watched my daughter marry an ogre.
 * Homer: I am not an ogre. My father married an ogre after my mother was eaten by a different ogre.


 * Lisa: Lousy nobles. We serfs are starving, while they're feasting and jousting and posing for tapestries, where they're friends with a unicorn. As if any unicorn would like them. Unicorns like nice people. I'm a nice person.


 * [Homer pokes his father's spider web, when looking for his mother-in-law's]
 * Grampa: Son, is that you?
 * Homer: No.


 * Apu: Take a peasant, leave a peasant.


 * Jacqueline: I dated a shape-shifter once. I thought I could keep him from changing. I was wrong.


 * Marge: How are we going to get over these walls?
 * Treestache: Walls... [Treestaches appear] cannot stop us. The trees will fight with you.
 * Homer: [while picking up an axe] We will never forget your sacrifice.
 * Treestache: Sacrifice?
 * [Scene changes. People is building ladders with the Treestache's wood]
 * Treestache: [face on a ladder] We could have torn down the castle walls in five minutes.
 * Homer: [chuckles] Trees can't talk, silly.