Cultural Things Experience

"Cultural Things Experience" is a song sung by Lisa and Cletus's children.

Lyrics

 * Lisa:
 * Mistos and lattes and grandes and ventis,
 * Browsing at bookstores with fat cognoscentis.


 * Comic Book Guy:
 * Books about Dali, Degas, and Miro,
 * Those are the folks that you yokels should know.


 * Lisa:
 * Pretentious laughs at Bunuel retrospectives,
 * Outsider art made by mental defectives.


 * Jitney Spuckler:
 * Enjoying opry that ain't grand or ole.


 * Birthday Spuckler:
 * Comparing Jim Carrey to Dario Fo!


 * Lisa:
 * Your minds are opening! Take it home!


 * Incest Spuckler:
 * Eating tapas,


 * Dubya Spuckler:
 * Freestyle rap-as.


 * Lisa:
 * Mrs. Skinner is Mame.


 * Lisa and Kids:
 * We finally experienced cultural things,
 * And now they don't seem,
 * So lame!

Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of the song "" from the musical The Sound of Music. It is part the "Yokel Chords (Medley)" track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.