3000's Company/Quotes


 * Declan Desmond: Cut! I say, well done everyone!
 * Waylon Smithers: Mr. Burns, I just don't feel comfortable with this.
 * Mr. Burns: Pish tosh! This Declan Desmond fellow has agreed to film the program here at the nuclear plant. We need some television coverage that isn't a "60 minutes" exposé!


 * Roy Snyder: I find you, C. Montgomery Burns, guilty of releasing a radioactive cloud over Springfield and making the town uninhabitable! Including my courthouse!
 * Mr. Burns: Yes yes, just get on with the sentence. My chef needs his meat tenderizer back!


 * Declan Desmond: Monty, this is the break we need. I'll make a show out of this. A whole town under one roof! It's never been done before!
 * Mr. Burns: And every day we eliminate one of them.
 * Declan Desmond: You mean get the town to vote someone out?
 * Mr. Burns: I meant hunt them for sport. But we'll play it your way. For now.


 * Declan Desmond: And what room of the mansion are you in again, Comic Book Guy?
 * Comic Book Guy: Not a room at all. Using city blueprints I downloaded from the Internet, I discovered a secret cave underneath the mansion. I have renovated it to be my secret sancturary, just like Batman!
 * Declan Desmond: It looks like you parent's basement. How is this like Batman?
 * Comic Book Guy: Batman lives in his parent's basement!


 * Seymour Skinner: We demand power!
 * Ms. Hoover: And water!
 * Squeaky-voiced Teen: And food!
 * Mr. Burns: I wish I could help, but there's nothing I can do. And by "can do" I mean "feel like doing!"