My Big Fat Geek Wedding/Quotes

Mr. Groening, can you please autograph my Bender doll? Sure. I'm happy to give anyone my autograph, anytime, anywhere. On the street, in a store, or on my private property. But why be happy with just an autograph? What about an original sketch or a snippet of my hair? And don't forget to pull my beard. They say it's good luck.


 * [When Marge and Homer get remarried in the room.]

And now Padre, if you would do the honers. [Unintelligible Klingon speech] I do. Marge, you just agreed to raise the kids Klingon. D'oh!