It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge/Quotes

Becky, I'm sorry. I thought you were trying to kill me and steal my family. Hey, no prob. I was planning to kill you. I even thought of a place to bury you. Then I didn't have a shovel, so I went to the hardware store, and they had six different kinds, and I was just like, "Later!"

Don't worry, she'll be back, to finish off Becky. [tone changes] And then we'll have Mommie back.

The kids are saying if you say "Bloody Margie" five times, she'll appear. But then she gouges your eyes out! I hear she mates with men, then eats them!

What are these things in the mashed potatoes? That's the skins. I left them on. Nobody's perfect, let me just pick thos… No! Oh; Becky…your potatoes are the best I've ever had! Oh, God!

So, any words for the bride and groom? Not now, Bart! I'm trying to urinate. You don't seem to be trying very hard.

Otto, a red traffic light means what? No time for brainteasers. Today's the day I ask my girlfriend to take a ride on the matrimony pony!

Now we got a special guest. She just flew in from the coocoo's nest, and boy is she crazy! Crazy Marge Simpson!
 * [A picture of Marge with an animated mouth appears on the telly.]

Heh Heh! Look at that! [presumably Sideshow Mel's voice] Hello, Krusty! [laughs] Oh that's funny! So, Marge, who's your favorite Native American Warrior? Crazy Horse! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! [crazy noises] Alright! Alright! Stop it! [sighs] This bit started! Let's go to the Mad Marge Dancers!
 * [A group of people in strait-jackets and Marge Masks dance to the Saber Dance.]