The Simpsons: Tapped Out/Transcript

Trailer

 * [A large shadow starts to zoom over Springfield. Ned is taking a walk, the shadow moves over him. He looks overhead]

Ned: D-what? [bumps into a tree] Oof!


 * [Scene switches to Springfield Elementary School. Nelson is giving Martin a wedgie. Janey Powell is skipping, Becky Shorter and Lewis Clark are bouncing a ball to each other. The shadow comes, the pupils look up.]

Martin: [whimpers]

Nelson: Huh?


 * [The shadow comes over to Hans Moleman who is feeding birds. He looks up and rubs his glasses. They crack.]

Hans: Oh, dear.


 * [The shadow goes over to the Simpson's house, and is picked up by a massive finger. Homer is inside lying on the couch, drinking Duff and possibly watching TV.]

Homer: I'm outside? Where'd inside go? [the shadow comes over him] WAAAH!


 * [Homer starts running, the couch is destroyed by the finger. Homer starts running across some grass.]

Homer: [worried panting, finger comes down] Aah! [panting continues, finger comes back down] Hup!


 * [Homer runs along, The First Church of Springfield is placed in front of him, he screams. The same happens for the Kwik-E-Mart, and Springfield Elementary School. Homer looks up.]

Homer: Wah! Why are you doing this to me?


 * ''[Screen zooms out to see a seemingly giant Homer playing on a small electrical device.]

"Giant" Homer: Because, if I tap you ten times in this game, I get free donuts.

"Normal" Homer: [slightly sadly] Are you saying I'm not real? I'm just a character in a game, [happily] and there are free donuts?!

"Giant" Homer: Mm-hm.

"Normal" Homer: Let's do this, giant me!


 * [The screen changes to a poster of the game.]

Squeaky-voiced teen: Download The Simpsons: Tapped Out for free, and tap Homer ten times in a row, and in addition to the in-game donuts, you'll receive a special bonus decoration!


 * [Screen changes to "Giant" Homer tapping "Normal" Homer. Donuts appear at each tap.]

"Normal" Homer: Heh heh heh heh! Heh heh heh! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

"Giant" Homer: This game is life ruiningly fun!

Halloween trailer transcript

 * [Homer is at the power plant. There is a fire outside his workstation. An alarm sounds.]


 * Homer: Uh-oh!


 * [Cut to a view of the town - which blows up. Cut to a view of The Simpsons: Tapped Out on the myPad Homer is holding. Homer taps it.]


 * Narrator: The Simpsons: Tapped Out -


 * [Cut to a close-up of Homer's myPad.]


 * Narrator: Now with zombies.


 * [Cut to a view of The Simpsons: Tapped Out on the myPad Homer is holding.]


 * Homer: Ah!


 * [Cut to a close-up of the myPad again.]


 * Narrator: Aliens!


 * [Cut to Homer.]


 * Homer: [louder] Ah!


 * [Cut to myPad. Devil Flanders is walking next to the Heck House (the church).]


 * Narrator: Devil Flanders!


 * [Cut to Homer.]


 * Homer: [louder] Ah!


 * [Cut to myPad. Normal Flanders is walking next to his house.]


 * Narrator: And Normal Flanders!


 * [Cut to Homer.]


 * Homer: [screams]


 * [Cut to the Tapped Out loading screen. Thunder sounds - and it turns into the Halloween-themed loading screen.]


 * Narrator: The scariest thing to happen to your phone since your mom learned to text!


 * [Thunder sounds and Homer turns into a skeleton. Text appears under "The Simpsons" logo, saying "ALL NEW SUNDAYS ONLY ON FOX".]

E3 teaser trailer - iOS mobile

 * Narrator: Team up with Homer to build the Springfield of your dreams.


 * Narrator: Because doesn't that sound more fun than whatever you've got going on in the real-world?


 * Narrator: It sure does to Homer...