The Last Fat Man/Quotes


 * Homer: Hmmmm....
 * Marge: Homer... maybe you should take is easy on the maple syrup.
 * Homer: It comes from trees, Marge. It's practically a vegtable. Besides it's genetics. I'm not actually fat. it's abody type. Like midgets. They can't help it right?
 * Lisa: Dad, they prefer "little people."
 * Homer: Of course they do, honey! They're midgets!


 * Dr. Hibbert: Well, Homer. your cholesterol is normal... ...for a cheescake! ah hee hee hee. Can you we jump to the part where you write me a prescription?
 * Homer: Oh, it's not that easy, Homer. You need to eat less and exercise more. Exercise? That's for convicts!
 * Dr. Hibbert: Here's a few diet plans for you to try.
 * Homer: And i have read, too?


 * Bart: Half day at school!
 * Milhouse: And all we have to do is race an irradiated fog home!


 * Waylon Smithers: Shouldn't you be doing something instead of narrating the level of danger we're in?
 * Lenny: He's right! Run!
 * Carl: Stop shouting for us to run and just run!


 * Marge: Kids, your father will be home soon! And he's a changed man! There's less of him now. They scientists sucked out buckets of his ugly fat.
 * Bart: From his bottom or his head?