You're a Bunch of Stuff

"You're a Bunch of Stuff" is a song sung by the customers of Luigi's Restaurant. After Marge accidentally got breast implants, Homer took her and the children out to dinner at Luigi's. Very quickly, because of her new figure, Marge received a veritable royal treatment from Luigi and his staff, followed by Homer and the other male customers singing sly praises to her new implants.

Episode version

 * Homer:
 * You took a twenty-karat diamond
 * And made it gleam
 * Like a big spaghetti dinner
 * Smothered in whipped cream.


 * Comic Book Guy:
 * You're like X-Men number three
 * In a Mylar bag.


 * Snake Jailbird:
 * You're a brand new muscle car
 * And all the wheels are mag.


 * Mr. Burns:
 * You make me feel as young
 * As the blood I get from sheep.


 * The Sea Captain:
 * Yer like Jacqueline Bisset
 * In me fav'rite film...The Deep.


 * Moe Szyslak:
 * You're sexy and exotic
 * Like a hooker from Belize.


 * Dr. Hibbert:
 * Or a patient with insurance
 * Who's crawling with disease.


 * All:
 * You're a sundae underneath
 * Two great big cherries.


 * Marge:
 * Keep in mind they're only
 * Temporar-ar-ies.


 * All:
 * Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very
 * Glad to see you.


 * Mayor Quimby:
 * And I decree you
 * The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—
 * [Everyone gasps]
 * —dangerous criminals!


 * All:
 * Hooray!


 * Homer:
 * And they're all mine!

Album version

 * Luigi:
 * For you, pretty lady, I make-a da fresh-a pasta, instead of da crappa from a can I give-a to ev'rybody else-ih. And Marge, if your mouth-a get tired, Angelo here will chew for you.


 * Angelo:
 * Yeah, I like-a to chew.


 * Marge:
 * Thank you, fellas.


 * Lisa:
 * Mom, doesn't it bother you that they're giving you all this attention just because of...those?


 * Homer:
 * That's not true, Lisa, there are a lot of complicated issues here that can only be explained through song.


 * You took a twenty-karat diamond
 * And made it gleam
 * Like a big spaghetti dinner
 * Smothered in whipped cream.


 * Comic Book Guy:
 * You're like X-Men number three
 * In a Mylar bag.


 * Snake Jailbird:
 * You're a brand new muscle car
 * And all the wheels are mag.


 * Mr. Burns:
 * You make me feel as young
 * As the blood I get from sheep.


 * The Sea Captain:
 * Yer like Jacqueline Bisset
 * In me fav'rite film...The Deep.


 * Moe Szyslak:
 * You're sexy and exotic
 * Like a hooker from Belize.


 * Dr. Hibbert:
 * Or a patient with insurance
 * Who's crawling with disease.


 * All:
 * You're a sundae underneath
 * Two great big cherries.


 * Marge:
 * Keep in mind they're only
 * Temporar-ar-ies.


 * All:
 * Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very
 * Glad to see you.


 * Mayor Quimby:
 * And I decree you
 * The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—
 * [Everyone gasps]
 * —dangerous criminals!


 * All:
 * Hooray!


 * Homer:
 * And they're all mine!


 * Marge:
 * Hmmm, Homer, how come you never sang a song like that to me before?


 * Homer:
 * Oh, I was getting around to it.